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General / The Good Old Days
« on: 07 May 2019, 11:13:18 AM »
Took a drive to Box Hill yesterday. I used to enjoy blatting down there on my Fazer, before they changed the dual carriageway to single AND put in average speed cameras  !!!!
Back in the day I would see maybe 5 or 6 other Fazers there and have a chat. Nowadays its all new look bikes most of which are alien to me.  Did see an old red Fazer at Leith Hill later though. If it was you  :thumbup

General / Re: Invisible man
« on: 07 May 2019, 11:07:47 AM »
I have the same trouble with my small MX5, people look at you then pull out anyway??????
Interesting research here....

General / Re: Old man stuff – endoscopy
« on: 01 April 2019, 10:50:34 AM »
Few years back I had a camera endoscopy but it was a small unit about the size of a jelly bean which I just swallowed and then wore a camera for 24 hours. Maybe you could ask them if this is an option?Had one up the nose, cough, retch.Then again I had a colonoscopy which was a pain in the arse.
Good luck. ;)

IMHO capital punishment for indisputable guilt, such as the murderers of Lee Rigby, should be reintroduced. I am not interested in rehabilitating or reforming anyone like that. They chose murder, they should be treated equally.
Also IMHO there has been a gradual removal of discipline and deterrent over recent years. In my neighbourhood there are feral kids doing all kinds of mischief with no concern whatsoever for being caught or getting "a good telling off". Clearly they carry this through to adulthood and expect to get their own spoilt way in all matters.

General / Re: what is a cager in training?
« on: 04 March 2019, 09:49:07 AM »
Keep yer head down or you may end up with the kind of tags I have been awarded. :eek

Whatever happened to the "Mandatory 5 year sentence" for those found carrying a knife?We need more "snatch" teams to do random stop and searches and bollox to the PC lefties who scream harrassment.
Friend of mine was in London visiting his sister. He popped out to the local shops and was stabbed from behind in the liver, no reason, no warning. He was in intensive care for 3 weeks but fortunately pulled through, though he will never be 100%. Police suggested it may have been a gang "initiation" to prove how big and manly they are to stab someone in the back and run away.
How about compulsory conscription to the services to have it beasted out of them, learn respect and hopefully come out educated with a trade and some use to society.

« on: 03 February 2019, 11:11:29 AM »
Nice ride out YamFaz?

« on: 16 January 2019, 10:46:52 AM »
I am sure that, like me, you are totally fed up with hearing about the dreaded B word and all the in fighting. Personally I am fast losing faith and interest in Politics ever since the fat cats voted themselves an 11% pay rise while us "Plebs" were limited to less than 1%, if lucky, and they have had another one since.My view is fast becoming "Why bother to vote, they take no notice"

« on: 05 January 2019, 11:16:58 AM »
Just wondering where my old Fazer is now. Sold her to a fellow Foccer and still have fond memories.
Blue FZ6  reg. WU03 EKC  ????????

General / Re: What made you feel good today?
« on: 03 January 2019, 11:17:53 AM »
Nice start to the year................£50 from ERNIE£46 from Topcashback, which I had forgotten to claimSaved £100 by changing energy suppliers plus another £22 for using Topcashback£14.95 refund from LIDL for a complaint£50 from a survey group
A nice little earner and my car insurance is next for a hammering.  :D

General / Re: On the tools
« on: 02 January 2019, 10:43:17 AM »
and from personal experience
SOLDERING IRON................A tool used to determine the heat resistance of any expensive items left on the workbench.
ELECTRIC HAND HELD DRILL................A useful tool for locating concealed wiring, plumbing or gas pipes.
TOOL BOX...................... An expensive and often lockable container which houses a vast array of valuable tools and equipment, but excludes the tool you need, or if it is in the box hides the key.
TROLLEY JACK..................A useful device for mangling fragile floor cills and exhaust systems.

General / Re: What made you feel good today?
« on: 05 December 2018, 10:59:50 AM »
Filled my tank @ £1.18/L yesterday. Last fill up was £1.32/L.   :D

For Sale & Wanted / WATER FILTERS
« on: 28 November 2018, 10:58:51 AM »
Bit off topic I know but worth a try.
I used to rep for a water filter company and found some samples in my garage. New, boxed and unused.1. Double under counter domestic filter with all fixtures and sink top tap.2. Industrial Nitrate filter, maybe suitable for aquariums or home brew????
Retailed at around £200 each, any offer considered.

If interested please message me and I can provide pics etc.

General / Re: What made you feel good today?
« on: 28 November 2018, 10:50:39 AM »
Got my car out of the garage and, as ever, first removed my very expensive electric bike and stood it against the fence. Out for a few hours and when I came home realised I FORGOT TO PUT THE BIKE AWAY !!!!!!Very fortunately it was still there, that made me feel happy  :eek :lol

General / Re: Cue the piss-taking...
« on: 24 November 2018, 10:14:14 AM »
So, not just me then. I was diagnosed with Crohns disease a while back. Had some really close calls on the loo dash and one time had to sneak into a field and "compost" the hedge. Was dreading a dog walker appearing as I knew there was no way I could stop!
On one memorable house visit to flog a nice couple some new windows I got the dreaded two minute warning. I casually asked if I could use the bathroom while they were deciding on styles and headed for the stairs. Imagine my horror when they told me to use the cloakroom by the front door, about 20 feet from where they were sitting. Needs must and I tried as best as I could to have a quiet shit and flushed the loo at the same time. In an effort to make it appear I only had a piss I was in and out as quick as possible.
Back at the table, considerably relieved, the husband suddenly exclaimed................. "What's that awful smell?" I stuck my head down and fortunately they blamed the cat whose puzzled arse was kicked out the back door. :lol

General / Re: Cue the piss-taking...
« on: 22 November 2018, 10:51:46 AM »
I am now used to waking up to 3 times a night for a pee, and normily a hearty fart.Though it is annoying, its better than not waking up !!!! :'(

General / Re: So What're You Listening To Today?
« on: 22 November 2018, 10:46:31 AM »
Since discovering CYBER ROCK on DAB, I've listened to little else. Great music AND no adverts.

General / Must be getting old.......don't ban me. !!!
« on: 12 October 2018, 10:06:46 AM »
Not sure if its nostalgia, boy's toys, aversion to walking uphill or just novelty value................but I really fancy one of these.

General / Re: Can't decide which convertible - all advice appreciated
« on: 10 October 2018, 10:39:52 AM »
Well I recently bought the new MX5 and it is brilliant. Though I concede the old style was a bit girlie, the new style ND has been butched up and its as close to a Ferrari or Aston as I will ever own.
If your pockets are deep enough, how about

General / Re: Just a joke
« on: 22 July 2018, 08:49:40 AM »
A guy takes his reluctant married friend out for a few beers. The friend says "Listen. Don't get me pissed cos last time I threw up all down my shirt and the wife gave me such a bollocking when I got home"
Inevitably it turns into a session and, also inevitably, the friend barfs up all down his shirt again.
"Now look at the messsh I'm in, hows am I gonna exshplain thish to the wife?"
Easy says his mate. Just put a ten pound note in your shirt pocket and say it was the bloke standing next to you at the bar and he gave you a tenner to have your shirt cleaned.
All goes well till he staggers back home and gives his story to the missus.
She is very sceptical and checks his shirt pocket for the money only to find a £20 note. "So how do you explain this?" she demands.

"Eashy" says the shame faced hubby....................................... "He shit me pants as well"

General / Re: What Fazer did you spot today?
« on: 22 July 2018, 08:40:45 AM »
While working Shepperton Lock and old style red Fazer arrived and I gave the rider "the Foccer salute"

He looked at me like I was mad.

Apparently not a member.

General / Re: Log in issues - Fix
« on: 09 July 2018, 10:21:33 AM »
Thanks Bob, that worked. Been unable to login for 2 weeks!   ;)

« on: 19 June 2018, 09:49:26 AM »
I found my old waterproofs in the back of a cupboard and will never wear them again as I sold the bike.
They are quilted inside for warmth and in reasonable used condition, size L, blue and grey. Dungaree and jacket two piece.Would suit despatch rider or maybe off road mudder?
Any offers???
Please email me I live just South of London.

« on: 17 June 2018, 09:51:04 AM »
Thanks for your help fellas.

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