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Title: Three word story
Post by: Looney tune on 08 August 2014, 08:37:54 AM
Seen this elsewhere and thought I would put it on here. Add to the story with only 3 words, I'll start it off.


Once upon a …..
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Post by: adeejaysdelight on 08 August 2014, 08:40:21 AM
In a land
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Post by: stevierst on 08 August 2014, 09:08:14 AM
Far, far, away
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Post by: bigbluebear on 08 August 2014, 09:16:11 AM
in a cave
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Post by: richfzs on 08 August 2014, 09:18:51 AM
Eating a mammoth
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Post by: darrsi on 08 August 2014, 09:40:20 AM
was a yeti
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Post by: Robbie8666 on 08 August 2014, 09:48:40 AM
with a big
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Post by: Kosmic Kartman on 08 August 2014, 10:40:49 AM
knife and fork.
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Post by: kawasutra on 08 August 2014, 10:48:50 AM
After his meal
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 11:23:19 AM
was his last.
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Post by: darrsi on 08 August 2014, 11:37:59 AM
cigarette he smoked
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 11:46:50 AM
because he died.
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Post by: tex on 08 August 2014, 11:50:22 AM

 then he rose
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Post by: Jamieg285 on 08 August 2014, 12:10:01 PM
and decided to
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 12:16:48 PM
To eat something
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 12:18:51 PM
less fatal instead
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 12:21:43 PM
Which was quite
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Post by: stevierst on 08 August 2014, 12:24:18 PM
Annoying because he
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 12:26:25 PM
really liked cyanide
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Post by: darrsi on 08 August 2014, 12:58:44 PM
but chose sweetcorn
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Post by: Jamieg285 on 08 August 2014, 01:00:12 PM
which made him
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Post by: dazza on 08 August 2014, 01:05:00 PM
die. The End.
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Post by: robby boy on 08 August 2014, 01:09:57 PM
Suddenly his wife
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 01:14:45 PM
Cheered thank fook
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Post by: richfzs on 08 August 2014, 02:25:32 PM
And phoned his
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Post by: lew600fazer on 08 August 2014, 02:35:35 PM
Bank manager to
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Post by: bigbluebear on 08 August 2014, 02:55:05 PM
rekindle their affair
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Post by: Jamieg285 on 08 August 2014, 02:59:19 PM
with the strange
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Post by: richfzs on 08 August 2014, 03:03:18 PM
Growth on his
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Post by: dazza on 08 August 2014, 03:08:06 PM
bell end. Meanwhile
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 03:08:50 PM
the undertaker drained
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Post by: bigbluebear on 08 August 2014, 03:14:28 PM
and took advantage
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Post by: Looney tune on 08 August 2014, 03:16:01 PM
of his wife
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Post by: bigbluebear on 08 August 2014, 03:19:10 PM
by pumping her
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Post by: bigralphie on 08 August 2014, 03:19:31 PM
in all holes
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Post by: Looney tune on 08 August 2014, 03:20:04 PM
very full of
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Post by: Looney tune on 08 August 2014, 03:21:05 PM
shovel baked pizza !!!!!
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Post by: bigbluebear on 08 August 2014, 03:23:38 PM
that dribbled out
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Post by: Jamieg285 on 08 August 2014, 03:28:00 PM
to form a
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Post by: Oldgit on 08 August 2014, 03:29:58 PM
a grotesque new
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Post by: bigralphie on 08 August 2014, 03:32:05 PM
modern art exhibit
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 03:35:45 PM
Which looked quite
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Post by: clayt74 on 08 August 2014, 03:48:07 PM
Cold melted cheese
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Post by: Jamieg285 on 08 August 2014, 03:49:55 PM
covered with green
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Post by: bigbluebear on 08 August 2014, 03:53:35 PM
jelly like goo
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Post by: Jamieg285 on 08 August 2014, 03:56:08 PM
which smelled like
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Post by: bigbluebear on 08 August 2014, 03:57:59 PM
rancid fanny juice
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Post by: Jamieg285 on 08 August 2014, 04:00:54 PM
and tasted of
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 04:05:16 PM
Chicken curry sauce
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Post by: clayt74 on 08 August 2014, 04:06:07 PM
Out of date
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Post by: bigbluebear on 08 August 2014, 04:09:03 PM
undertaker promptly puked
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Post by: Jamieg285 on 08 August 2014, 04:11:41 PM
all over the
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Post by: bigbluebear on 08 August 2014, 04:13:27 PM
poor womans fanny
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Post by: Jamieg285 on 08 August 2014, 04:14:56 PM
which started to
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Post by: bigbluebear on 08 August 2014, 04:15:35 PM
resemble a custard
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Post by: Jamieg285 on 08 August 2014, 04:17:14 PM
cremes and a
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Post by: clayt74 on 08 August 2014, 04:18:42 PM
Carrot pavement pizza
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 04:28:52 PM
that a tramp
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 04:35:14 PM
Would happily munch
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 04:35:44 PM
with a straw
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Post by: peterjca on 08 August 2014, 04:51:41 PM
unless he used
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 05:03:19 PM
a tea strainer
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Post by: stevierst on 08 August 2014, 05:05:15 PM
Pulled from his
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Post by: mickvp on 08 August 2014, 05:14:09 PM
Spongy prison pocket
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 05:16:56 PM
with free sweetcorn
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 05:20:45 PM
Sir with that
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 05:27:27 PM
carrots aren't problematic
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Post by: dickturpin on 08 August 2014, 05:34:41 PM
Try adding snot
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 05:41:44 PM
, helps it slide
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Post by: Shytalk on 08 August 2014, 05:52:41 PM
in easily to
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Post by: mickvp on 08 August 2014, 06:10:52 PM
the really squidgy
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 06:20:23 PM
Side of the
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Post by: peterjca on 08 August 2014, 06:56:15 PM
dark and warm
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 07:34:38 PM
Room with a
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Post by: dickturpin on 08 August 2014, 08:06:48 PM
smelly en-suite
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 09:15:10 PM
Which is a
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Post by: stevierst on 08 August 2014, 09:27:34 PM
Luxury compared to
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 09:40:53 PM
The Casino Royal
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Post by: lew600fazer on 08 August 2014, 10:15:52 PM
selling cheap beer
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 10:21:50 PM
Out the back
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Post by: noggythenog on 08 August 2014, 10:27:52 PM



Of her sphincter

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Post by: peterjca on 08 August 2014, 10:35:32 PM
which she lovingly
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Post by: dickturpin on 08 August 2014, 10:36:50 PM
painted with creosote
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Post by: peterjca on 08 August 2014, 10:38:12 PM
allowing her to
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Post by: dickturpin on 08 August 2014, 11:01:02 PM
avoid premature rotting
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 11:48:34 PM
Which is handy
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Post by: midden on 09 August 2014, 12:00:47 AM
for all those
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Post by: Rexr on 09 August 2014, 12:58:41 AM
Dodgy dealings shes
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Post by: robby boy on 09 August 2014, 01:16:24 AM
dealing from her

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Post by: mickvp on 09 August 2014, 02:13:30 AM
Manky looking snatch,
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Post by: slimwilly on 09 August 2014, 06:16:22 AM
When she went
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Post by: midden on 09 August 2014, 08:05:13 AM
shopping at Iceland
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Post by: stevierst on 09 August 2014, 08:08:14 AM
For a cucumber
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Post by: lew600fazer on 09 August 2014, 08:21:17 AM
for a Salad
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Post by: Rexr on 09 August 2014, 09:22:29 AM
She bumped into
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Post by: robby boy on 09 August 2014, 09:50:25 AM
a huge walrus

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Post by: midden on 09 August 2014, 10:02:46 AM
named erry atona
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Post by: dickturpin on 09 August 2014, 10:34:21 AM
Three foccers came
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Post by: bigbluebear on 09 August 2014, 10:56:46 AM
On her face
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Post by: midden on 09 August 2014, 11:14:28 AM
while whistling dixie
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Post by: lew600fazer on 09 August 2014, 12:05:36 PM
bunch of perverts
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Post by: midden on 09 August 2014, 01:25:23 PM
holding sausage rolls
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Post by: keithfzs1000 on 09 August 2014, 01:38:40 PM
with their anus

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Post by: midden on 09 August 2014, 01:59:59 PM
meanwhile somewhere abroad
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Post by: Oldgit on 09 August 2014, 02:00:49 PM
A German Pervert
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 August 2014, 03:15:05 PM
pulled a sausage
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Post by: dickturpin on 09 August 2014, 03:52:25 PM
roll out of
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Post by: slimwilly on 09 August 2014, 04:23:15 PM
the gamekeepers bag

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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 August 2014, 04:25:59 PM
he keeps his
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Post by: dickturpin on 09 August 2014, 06:01:05 PM
darkest secrets there!
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 August 2014, 06:39:20 PM
just like Fritzl
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Post by: Rexr on 09 August 2014, 06:48:53 PM
That fooking perv
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Post by: Oldgit on 09 August 2014, 07:47:21 PM
from near Thornhill.
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Post by: Rexr on 09 August 2014, 07:55:22 PM
The wild west
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 August 2014, 09:06:46 PM
of Southampton town
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Post by: Rexr on 09 August 2014, 09:55:45 PM
Where Clint lives
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Post by: Oldgit on 10 August 2014, 10:46:47 AM
in a hole
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Post by: Rexr on 10 August 2014, 10:49:41 AM
Just outside Bolton
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 August 2014, 12:57:45 PM
the shittiest town
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Post by: Rexr on 10 August 2014, 01:17:29 PM
In England so
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Post by: darrsi on 10 August 2014, 03:06:00 PM
while i was
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Post by: mickvp on 10 August 2014, 03:13:01 PM
having a shite
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Post by: darrsi on 10 August 2014, 03:32:02 PM
and a shave
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 August 2014, 03:35:18 PM
I slashed my
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Post by: Rexr on 10 August 2014, 04:17:26 PM
Eyebrow and it
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Post by: darrsi on 10 August 2014, 04:32:59 PM
totally bled everywhere
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Post by: dickturpin on 10 August 2014, 05:24:22 PM
just like a
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Post by: Rexr on 10 August 2014, 06:20:40 PM
A eyebrow would
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Post by: lew600fazer on 10 August 2014, 07:50:28 PM
given a whack
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Post by: Rexr on 10 August 2014, 07:56:17 PM
With a bat
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Post by: dickturpin on 10 August 2014, 08:10:56 PM
Brian then woke
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Post by: Rexr on 10 August 2014, 08:16:48 PM
With a banging
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Post by: stevierst on 10 August 2014, 08:49:49 PM
Housewife wearing nothing
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Post by: dickturpin on 10 August 2014, 09:32:25 PM
again......randy sod
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Post by: robby boy on 10 August 2014, 09:44:02 PM
he took out
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Post by: Frosties on 10 August 2014, 09:54:28 PM
a leather belt
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Post by: Rexr on 11 August 2014, 12:41:23 AM
With the idea
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Post by: darrsi on 11 August 2014, 01:39:02 AM
that he could
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Post by: Exupnut on 11 August 2014, 05:16:06 AM
Lash her bangers
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Post by: Rexr on 11 August 2014, 08:26:02 AM
Together for fun
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Post by: Oldgit on 11 August 2014, 09:56:49 AM
the belt wasn't
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 August 2014, 09:58:35 AM
big enough to
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Post by: lew600fazer on 11 August 2014, 01:23:42 PM
hold your pants
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Post by: bigbluebear on 11 August 2014, 01:38:48 PM
and out fell
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Post by: Rexr on 11 August 2014, 02:10:32 PM
Out onto her
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Post by: bigbluebear on 11 August 2014, 02:20:05 PM
soaking wet snatch
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Post by: Ebme Geek on 11 August 2014, 02:52:05 PM
and slipped off
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Post by: bigbluebear on 11 August 2014, 02:53:05 PM
and hit his
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Post by: Ebme Geek on 11 August 2014, 02:58:59 PM
helmet on the
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Post by: Rexr on 11 August 2014, 03:34:59 PM
Shelf below the
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Post by: Ebme Geek on 11 August 2014, 03:56:12 PM
curtains, he shoved
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 August 2014, 04:32:13 PM
his head in
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Post by: Rexr on 11 August 2014, 07:11:21 PM
A brand new
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Post by: acid drop on 11 August 2014, 07:14:10 PM
land rover discovery
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Post by: Rexr on 11 August 2014, 08:03:18 PM
As he always
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Post by: Frosties on 11 August 2014, 08:19:18 PM
liked the smell
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Post by: Rexr on 11 August 2014, 09:15:20 PM
On the gearknob
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Post by: lew600fazer on 11 August 2014, 10:37:48 PM
some wankers here
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 August 2014, 10:39:57 PM
over there too
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Post by: lew600fazer on 11 August 2014, 10:42:20 PM
always about sex

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Post by: Rexr on 12 August 2014, 12:20:05 AM
When they should
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Post by: Oldgit on 12 August 2014, 09:38:53 AM
never comment on
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Post by: Rexr on 12 August 2014, 11:35:02 AM
Bikes they own
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 August 2014, 01:00:26 PM
unless its good
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Post by: Rexr on 12 August 2014, 01:57:24 PM
Weather to Brag
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 August 2014, 01:58:03 PM
about Fazer virtues
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Post by: Rexr on 12 August 2014, 02:19:14 PM
That everyone enjoys
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 August 2014, 02:24:42 PM
unless its blue
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Post by: bigbluebear on 12 August 2014, 02:34:51 PM
Then its porn
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 August 2014, 02:49:44 PM
not good porn
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Post by: Rexr on 12 August 2014, 03:07:14 PM
So everyone does
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Post by: bigbluebear on 12 August 2014, 03:53:59 PM
agree its about
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Post by: Rexr on 12 August 2014, 04:24:12 PM
Bikes not porn
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 August 2014, 05:08:23 PM
or beef curtains?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 12 August 2014, 05:28:37 PM
Or flowery curtains
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Post by: bigbluebear on 12 August 2014, 05:29:57 PM
pull yourself together
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Post by: savvy on 12 August 2014, 05:41:23 PM
Said the doctor
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Post by: acid drop on 12 August 2014, 07:18:09 PM
 as he drank........
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Post by: Rexr on 12 August 2014, 08:17:55 PM
His weird brew
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Post by: Looney tune on 12 August 2014, 09:15:52 PM
a cocktail of
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Post by: Drax on 12 August 2014, 09:50:56 PM
Brasso & gin
 
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Post by: Rexr on 12 August 2014, 10:21:56 PM
Atta local gentlemans
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 August 2014, 08:09:46 AM
club as he
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Post by: Oldgit on 13 August 2014, 09:58:29 AM
pondered what to
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 August 2014, 10:18:57 AM
do with his
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Post by: Looney tune on 13 August 2014, 10:56:17 AM
new shinny tongue
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Post by: dickturpin on 13 August 2014, 11:42:54 AM
time to experiment
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 August 2014, 11:49:26 AM
he thought purposely
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Post by: Looney tune on 13 August 2014, 02:35:03 PM
now, if only
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 August 2014, 02:47:18 PM
I could become
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Post by: Looney tune on 13 August 2014, 02:56:28 PM
female, frank maloney
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 August 2014, 03:01:29 PM
did it, why
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: savvy on 13 August 2014, 03:02:17 PM
ever should they
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Post by: Rexr on 13 August 2014, 04:15:12 PM
Show his balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 August 2014, 04:23:42 PM
on the TV
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Post by: Oldgit on 13 August 2014, 05:09:19 PM
or even in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Drax on 13 August 2014, 05:21:31 PM
a ring piece
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 13 August 2014, 05:24:57 PM
Whist still on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 August 2014, 07:23:34 PM
His Wifes Sister
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Post by: dickturpin on 13 August 2014, 07:30:09 PM
he dreams about
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 13 August 2014, 09:46:44 PM
Lenox Lewis's nob
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Post by: Rexr on 13 August 2014, 11:33:10 PM
Was a lot
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 August 2014, 08:13:57 AM
better than Leona's
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Post by: Rexr on 14 August 2014, 11:09:15 AM
Two as she
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 August 2014, 11:18:28 AM
has two too!
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Post by: maddog04 on 14 August 2014, 11:39:24 AM
Desmond not impressed :eek
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 August 2014, 11:44:07 AM
his was tiny
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Post by: bigbluebear on 14 August 2014, 12:22:23 PM
so was his
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 August 2014, 12:38:26 PM
nose. he could
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 14 August 2014, 01:46:32 PM
Push that right
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 August 2014, 02:13:14 PM
in her ear.
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Post by: Ebme Geek on 14 August 2014, 02:15:14 PM
But when dark,
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 August 2014, 02:19:01 PM
it lit up.
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Post by: Rexr on 14 August 2014, 03:34:33 PM
Like a beacon
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 August 2014, 03:44:35 PM
in the fog
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Post by: Rexr on 14 August 2014, 04:43:49 PM
a horn was
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Post by: Oldgit on 14 August 2014, 06:13:14 PM
extremely loud and
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Post by: acid drop on 14 August 2014, 07:02:45 PM
woke everybody up
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Post by: Rexr on 14 August 2014, 07:47:01 PM
Bright and early
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 August 2014, 07:54:00 PM
one Christmas day
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Post by: Rexr on 14 August 2014, 07:58:10 PM
Christmas again he
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 August 2014, 08:06:45 PM
said choking on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Looney tune on 14 August 2014, 08:08:05 PM
a nice pie
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Post by: Rexr on 14 August 2014, 09:31:06 PM
Almost choking himself
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 14 August 2014, 09:37:07 PM
with one hand
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 14 August 2014, 11:33:51 PM
While using the
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 August 2014, 08:18:13 AM
self flagellating device
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 August 2014, 08:39:24 AM
his back was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 August 2014, 09:27:50 AM
sliced and diced
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Post by: bigbluebear on 15 August 2014, 11:28:05 AM
so badly it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 August 2014, 04:28:08 PM
leaked bodily fluids
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 August 2014, 06:56:51 PM
over her arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 August 2014, 07:26:09 PM
. She loved it!
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Post by: John Silva on 15 August 2014, 07:57:54 PM
and wanted more
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 15 August 2014, 10:34:24 PM
And more so
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 16 August 2014, 03:31:14 PM
He reloaded his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 16 August 2014, 04:40:34 PM
Peashooter ready to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 August 2014, 04:42:41 PM
pump it up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 August 2014, 06:42:32 PM
and squirt again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 16 August 2014, 07:34:33 PM
'Crikey' he exclaimed!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 16 August 2014, 10:17:42 PM
I haven't use
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 August 2014, 01:26:15 PM
this piece of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 17 August 2014, 03:00:56 PM
Of equipment for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 August 2014, 10:27:37 PM
 a long time
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 17 August 2014, 11:15:17 PM
last time was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dazza on 18 August 2014, 01:35:19 AM
When Exupnut took
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 August 2014, 06:27:54 AM
Dazza's then wife
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dazza on 18 August 2014, 12:09:24 PM
I equipment to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 18 August 2014, 12:25:02 PM
use the strap-on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 18 August 2014, 12:34:35 PM
With gusto until
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 18 August 2014, 01:10:38 PM
Exupnuts eyes popped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 August 2014, 02:38:18 PM
At mrs bbb's arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 18 August 2014, 04:14:37 PM
At mrs bbb's arse

That's 4 words you illiterate twat....post void
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 August 2014, 06:18:29 PM
(lol.., aint we ad this convo before?)

AT MRS BBB'S....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: mickvp on 18 August 2014, 06:29:45 PM
Arse which was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 August 2014, 07:16:48 PM
warm and pulsating
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 August 2014, 07:45:01 PM
While cracking coconuts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 August 2014, 07:18:39 PM
and performing curcumcisions
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 August 2014, 02:41:24 PM
leaving lots of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 20 August 2014, 02:50:38 PM
the skins beside
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: savvy on 20 August 2014, 10:00:09 PM
the bedside table
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 21 August 2014, 12:32:11 AM
Meanwhile exupnut couldn't
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dazza on 21 August 2014, 01:07:25 AM
Get gay porn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: mickvp on 21 August 2014, 01:29:05 AM
So he just
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dazza on 21 August 2014, 02:45:26 AM
Lurpacked his ahole  :D
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: HarryHornby on 21 August 2014, 07:21:28 AM
Dazza was jealous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 August 2014, 08:48:25 AM
and wanted to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 21 August 2014, 09:15:31 AM
Lube his own
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dazza on 21 August 2014, 09:51:38 AM
Motorcycle chain. It
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 21 August 2014, 09:54:41 AM
left marks that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 21 August 2014, 11:04:58 AM
Madame whiplash would
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: HarryHornby on 21 August 2014, 12:09:21 PM
recognise as being
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 21 August 2014, 01:08:17 PM
a dirty slag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 21 August 2014, 01:36:10 PM
Who was begging
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 21 August 2014, 01:44:39 PM
for a double
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: HarryHornby on 21 August 2014, 03:43:39 PM
bubble screen.  She
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 21 August 2014, 04:16:24 PM
got double entered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 August 2014, 04:18:44 PM
and liked it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: savvy on 21 August 2014, 06:48:12 PM
both ends up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 August 2014, 07:16:13 PM
her sweet tasting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 21 August 2014, 07:27:18 PM
Pink and brown
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 August 2014, 09:48:27 PM
Prolapsed coconut hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 August 2014, 09:51:50 PM
Bigbluebear needs laying
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 22 August 2014, 08:49:37 AM
Every foccing day
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 August 2014, 11:43:32 AM
By a gay
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 22 August 2014, 01:12:06 PM
No, not you
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 22 August 2014, 01:50:30 PM
You're too small
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 22 August 2014, 01:58:20 PM
So's his fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 22 August 2014, 02:08:39 PM
packed with money
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 22 August 2014, 02:08:46 PM
That makes him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Looney tune on 22 August 2014, 02:58:26 PM
come in till
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 August 2014, 03:05:19 PM
there is mould
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 August 2014, 06:38:43 PM
On bbb's ringpiece
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 August 2014, 07:02:14 PM
needs licking off
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 22 August 2014, 07:32:43 PM
Are you volunteering
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 22 August 2014, 08:27:15 PM
He said hopefully
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 22 August 2014, 09:07:59 PM
More tea vicar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 22 August 2014, 10:18:28 PM
pass the milk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 August 2014, 09:13:47 AM
as he sucked.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 23 August 2014, 10:07:15 AM
Mrs exups tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 23 August 2014, 11:29:20 AM
Like a novice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 23 August 2014, 01:09:17 PM
Couple of swingers  :eek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: savvy on 24 August 2014, 06:28:51 PM
at the party
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 August 2014, 07:38:18 PM
when suddenly she
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 August 2014, 07:57:48 PM
dropped her beer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 25 August 2014, 03:23:16 PM
Then her pants
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 25 August 2014, 08:30:07 PM
While laughing at
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 August 2014, 08:31:21 PM
the albino transvestite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 25 August 2014, 11:46:53 PM
drinking draft Guinness
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 August 2014, 09:44:18 AM
can have a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 26 August 2014, 10:26:47 AM
Unpleasant experience because
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TwoTinz on 26 August 2014, 12:30:14 PM
No loo roll
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 26 August 2014, 01:00:21 PM
Means shitsplattered kecks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 26 August 2014, 01:04:02 PM
Awkward walk home
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 26 August 2014, 02:52:29 PM
and some expaining
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 August 2014, 04:02:12 PM
about the mess
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 26 August 2014, 04:18:11 PM
but was forgiven
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 26 August 2014, 06:48:54 PM
Only if he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 August 2014, 07:35:53 PM
Licked the wife's.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 27 August 2014, 07:21:10 AM
extremely hairy armpits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 27 August 2014, 08:04:56 AM
Ah, my favourite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 27 August 2014, 12:17:01 PM
Tuck in then
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 27 August 2014, 01:09:46 PM
Best with butter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 27 August 2014, 06:11:48 PM
Hehe, 5 hours on, I can't really have stopped it dead can I? :rollin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 27 August 2014, 07:25:48 PM
and lime marmalade
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 27 August 2014, 09:18:01 PM
And armpit sweat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 27 August 2014, 10:33:34 PM
and with Tabacaso
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 August 2014, 09:10:33 AM
splattered all over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 28 August 2014, 12:11:49 PM
makes it more
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 28 August 2014, 04:53:09 PM
irresistible to tongue
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 August 2014, 04:59:26 PM
quivering rapidly at
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 28 August 2014, 07:18:47 PM
Her quivering quim
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 August 2014, 08:11:55 PM
already dripping with.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: PeeGee on 28 August 2014, 08:57:03 PM
accountant to say
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Drax on 30 August 2014, 08:00:35 AM
Where's the receipt?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 August 2014, 11:01:06 AM
but she had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 August 2014, 09:19:16 PM
paid for it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 02 September 2014, 11:01:38 PM
with just a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 September 2014, 08:01:43 AM
bank standing order
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 September 2014, 09:26:04 AM
and little money
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 September 2014, 09:31:20 AM
from her bra
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: savvy on 03 September 2014, 08:16:05 PM
put on backwards
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 September 2014, 01:57:52 PM
just in case
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 04 September 2014, 02:11:22 PM
She knocked out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 September 2014, 02:49:33 PM
a passing policeman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 September 2014, 07:06:46 PM
who tried to.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 04 September 2014, 09:30:52 PM
Stick his truncheon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 04 September 2014, 10:54:14 PM
Where she didn't
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: savvy on 05 September 2014, 11:46:24 AM
think he could
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 September 2014, 01:27:10 PM
but it fitted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 05 September 2014, 01:32:22 PM
9''and spare
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 September 2014, 05:44:04 PM
space was available
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 September 2014, 07:05:34 PM
and felt enormous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 September 2014, 07:58:20 AM
Despite her lopsided
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 September 2014, 06:46:39 PM
tunnel of love
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 September 2014, 08:15:59 PM
all wet and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 08 September 2014, 09:26:22 PM
Here, watch this
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 08 September 2014, 09:37:16 PM
the ultimate show
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 08 September 2014, 10:54:55 PM
on the BBC
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 08 September 2014, 11:27:57 PM
After the watershed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 09 September 2014, 02:04:38 PM
grunting and moaning
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 09 September 2014, 02:24:12 PM
Bigbluebear and exupnut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 09 September 2014, 02:57:13 PM
Spit roasting Richiefzs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 09 September 2014, 03:01:31 PM
Asked for that!
:rollin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 09 September 2014, 03:04:46 PM
So you're gay
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 09 September 2014, 03:06:48 PM
As you wish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 09 September 2014, 03:07:59 PM
Suits you sir
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 09 September 2014, 03:12:15 PM
I don't like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 09 September 2014, 03:20:04 PM
Women, only men
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 09 September 2014, 03:29:39 PM
I can't deny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 09 September 2014, 04:48:29 PM
It was good
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 September 2014, 04:59:03 PM
As you've sucked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 September 2014, 07:11:30 PM
 the filling out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 09 September 2014, 10:37:51 PM
Oh dear Gays
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 September 2014, 11:56:02 PM
Said Lew exiting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 September 2014, 12:09:30 AM
Got that right
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 10 September 2014, 07:57:29 AM
Exactly.....the closet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 September 2014, 08:08:28 AM
did not close
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 10 September 2014, 08:29:16 AM
and out came
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 September 2014, 08:50:44 AM
a gimp masked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 10 September 2014, 11:38:39 AM
Richfzs wearing frilly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 10 September 2014, 11:46:32 AM
But sturdy handcuffs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 10 September 2014, 11:48:59 AM
and leg irons
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 11:49:23 AM
Tied to bigbluebear
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 10 September 2014, 11:54:40 AM
whilst punching Christo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 12:00:17 PM
Ineffectively and pathetically. ;)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 10 September 2014, 12:05:13 PM
but KO'd him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 12:06:08 PM
In his dreams
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 September 2014, 12:35:44 PM
wet ones too
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 12:36:21 PM
For he's gay
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 02:07:44 PM
as they come
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 September 2014, 02:09:50 PM
usually on Hog's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 02:11:17 PM
wearing arseless leather
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 02:13:08 PM
And nipple clamps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 02:15:27 PM
supplied by Christo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 02:16:23 PM
From Frosties closet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 02:18:24 PM
which also contained
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 02:19:15 PM
His huge dildo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 02:22:01 PM
which he loved
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 02:23:45 PM
Sticking up Exupnut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 02:33:09 PM
whilst Bigbluebear watched
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 02:34:20 PM
Licking his lips
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 02:38:08 PM
holding BBROWN1664 tightly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 02:39:25 PM
And talking dirty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 10 September 2014, 03:20:37 PM
To Frosties japseye
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 03:24:08 PM
which looked sore
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 03:25:11 PM
After hard rubbing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 03:26:32 PM
with a cheesegrater
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 03:28:31 PM
Leaving Christo speechless
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 September 2014, 03:30:30 PM
while he looked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 03:34:52 PM
On in disgust
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 10 September 2014, 03:36:12 PM
At his erection
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 03:37:03 PM
Richfzs was sucking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 September 2014, 03:39:38 PM
all the way
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 10 September 2014, 03:40:01 PM
The life from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 03:40:59 PM
The small phallus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 10 September 2014, 03:41:03 PM
I feel ill
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 03:50:46 PM
said Richfzs after
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 10 September 2014, 03:51:39 PM
(oh god) swallowing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 04:21:08 PM
Frosties's dripping load
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 September 2014, 04:25:12 PM
from the wart
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 04:26:32 PM
That's BBROWN's willy!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 September 2014, 04:27:51 PM
in the supermodel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 10 September 2014, 05:14:08 PM
Despite her transgender
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 05:15:16 PM
Attributes hangin' free
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 September 2014, 06:07:28 PM
in Christos mouth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 10 September 2014, 07:11:13 PM
THIS IS GOING TOO FAR!!!!!!!

I'M OUTA HERE (my three words)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 08:52:28 PM
Bigbluebear pussied out... :lol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 September 2014, 10:06:54 PM
Fucking biker forum for fucks sake
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 10:07:40 PM
in Christos mouth


which were sucked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 10:20:24 PM
Whilst Frosties eagerly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 11:48:58 PM
waited for Richfzs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 11 September 2014, 12:00:44 AM
But he wasn't
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 11 September 2014, 12:04:03 AM
submissive like Exupnut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 September 2014, 09:21:49 AM
quite the opposite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 11 September 2014, 01:20:31 PM
He was a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 11 September 2014, 01:31:16 PM
Target for everything
:rollin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 September 2014, 02:10:32 PM
a complete bullseye
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 11 September 2014, 03:10:33 PM
Or maybe japseye
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 September 2014, 03:21:27 PM
but with maggots
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 11 September 2014, 03:28:15 PM
for cleaning wounds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 September 2014, 03:47:16 PM
crawling out the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 11 September 2014, 06:09:48 PM
Hairy neverhealing wound
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 September 2014, 06:12:58 PM
Realisation hit him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 September 2014, 07:07:06 PM
the pubs open
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 11 September 2014, 07:46:53 PM
(Lol)

So he ordered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 11 September 2014, 10:10:57 PM
dry roasted nuts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 September 2014, 11:35:44 PM
and jalapeños with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 September 2014, 08:21:11 AM
extra pork scratchings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 12 September 2014, 10:11:53 AM
in a pint
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 September 2014, 10:13:18 AM
of crème d'menthe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 12 September 2014, 10:15:09 AM
with shots of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 September 2014, 10:20:21 AM
baileys dropped in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 12 September 2014, 10:49:23 AM
ensuring he puked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 September 2014, 11:21:07 AM
all over Christo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 12 September 2014, 11:48:00 AM
who loved the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 12 September 2014, 12:17:21 PM
taste being French
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 September 2014, 12:26:24 PM
The snails helped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 12 September 2014, 12:39:52 PM
him stop crashing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 September 2014, 12:54:02 PM
.slime is sticky
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 September 2014, 07:08:47 PM
  so is cum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 September 2014, 02:06:43 PM
he thought as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 September 2014, 07:32:24 PM
he licked her.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 September 2014, 07:36:57 PM
never ending toenails
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 September 2014, 08:29:11 AM
that had not
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robbie8666 on 18 September 2014, 09:31:17 AM
ever been manicured
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: limax2 on 18 September 2014, 09:45:56 AM
since she last
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 18 September 2014, 09:47:18 AM
Caught them in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Looney tune on 18 September 2014, 03:03:39 PM
a car door
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 September 2014, 05:43:59 PM
which bloody hurt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 September 2014, 11:05:37 AM
but the door
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 September 2014, 12:13:58 PM
just got scratched
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 19 September 2014, 11:12:31 PM
By her stubble
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 September 2014, 09:34:16 AM
. It cut deep
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 September 2014, 03:31:35 PM
and sheared the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 September 2014, 03:33:31 PM
hinges right off
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 September 2014, 07:09:06 PM
Her flanged wAzoo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 September 2014, 08:57:33 AM
which hurt like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 September 2014, 07:51:25 PM
plucking pubic hairs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 23 September 2014, 09:01:46 PM
Stringing her Ukelele
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 September 2014, 07:16:20 PM
and twisting her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 September 2014, 09:36:14 AM
body hair using
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 September 2014, 04:15:53 PM
a food mixer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 September 2014, 04:52:02 PM
Into a long
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 September 2014, 05:15:09 PM
unbreakable Ukulele strings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 September 2014, 05:27:00 PM

Maybe a banjo?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 September 2014, 10:04:53 PM
said the cat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 September 2014, 11:20:27 PM
To the ferret
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 September 2014, 08:41:57 AM
going up the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 September 2014, 08:43:08 AM
Long black escalator
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 September 2014, 08:44:07 AM
to ferret heaven
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 September 2014, 08:45:28 AM
Where he would
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 September 2014, 10:19:33 AM
eat that cat!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 26 September 2014, 01:49:02 PM
with brown sauce
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 September 2014, 02:17:48 PM
and pickled cabbage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 26 September 2014, 02:56:21 PM
Or Polish Kapusta
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 September 2014, 04:09:59 PM
and a nice Chianti
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 26 September 2014, 06:20:36 PM
on one leg
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 26 September 2014, 06:36:43 PM
Said Rolf Harris
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 September 2014, 06:58:40 PM
in his cell
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 September 2014, 05:09:37 PM
with two little
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 27 September 2014, 05:47:41 PM
Now defunct paintbrushes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 27 September 2014, 05:55:46 PM
'working in oils'
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 September 2014, 06:44:14 PM
painting our nuts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 27 September 2014, 09:45:27 PM
Shooting his bolt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 27 September 2014, 11:06:43 PM
through one eye
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 September 2014, 11:31:32 AM
and out his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 September 2014, 09:41:21 AM
wooden horse's woodworm
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 29 September 2014, 09:59:01 AM
can't get wood
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 September 2014, 12:20:30 PM
to light the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 September 2014, 01:29:03 PM
fire deep inside
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 29 September 2014, 01:31:24 PM
His new cellmate's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 September 2014, 06:24:28 PM
beko washing machine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 29 September 2014, 08:00:46 PM
Singing his socks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 29 September 2014, 08:12:11 PM
that smell like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 September 2014, 03:27:27 PM
stinky bishops finger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 30 September 2014, 06:26:16 PM
in a glass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 October 2014, 06:57:39 PM
old rancid pee
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 October 2014, 02:14:10 PM
with a small
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 05 October 2014, 06:37:06 PM
toe nail clipping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 October 2014, 06:46:41 PM
for decoration purposes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 05 October 2014, 08:21:45 PM
in her hair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 October 2014, 08:45:07 AM
and her teeth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 06 October 2014, 10:29:03 AM
Black and curly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 06 October 2014, 11:39:45 AM
Like a witches
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 October 2014, 03:24:27 PM
furry black cat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 October 2014, 03:29:08 PM
with matted hair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 06 October 2014, 04:21:10 PM
tempting you to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 October 2014, 05:02:13 PM
shoot it quickly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 October 2014, 07:06:51 PM
up its arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 06 October 2014, 08:40:56 PM
minding the vegetation
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 06 October 2014, 10:22:42 PM
That italian women
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 07 October 2014, 12:24:00 AM
with the huge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 October 2014, 08:24:34 AM
prolapsed colon hanging
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 October 2014, 09:13:32 AM
Loose and free
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 October 2014, 10:41:29 AM
ready to be
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 October 2014, 11:08:38 AM
Pounded senseless by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 October 2014, 01:27:09 PM
mike tysons brother
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 08 October 2014, 09:02:20 AM
In the meantime
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 October 2014, 12:26:22 PM
back in Balamory
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 08 October 2014, 12:37:58 PM
it was raining
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 October 2014, 02:18:23 PM
cats and dogs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 08 October 2014, 03:04:04 PM
(it is Scotland)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robbie8666 on 08 October 2014, 03:31:11 PM
said Postman Pat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 October 2014, 03:40:35 PM
stroking his cat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 08 October 2014, 04:05:51 PM
He likes Pussy.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 October 2014, 04:54:34 PM
though hands suffice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 October 2014, 06:57:09 PM
 over the wrist
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 09 October 2014, 12:11:03 AM
using a gentle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 October 2014, 08:12:39 AM
PH neutral handcream
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: hotmetal on 09 October 2014, 02:21:54 PM
Containing jojoba extract
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 09 October 2014, 03:20:38 PM
 And horse sperm
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 October 2014, 06:02:25 PM
to bind it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nash_GT on 09 October 2014, 06:20:38 PM
With a lot...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 09 October 2014, 06:34:01 PM
of head scratching
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nash_GT on 09 October 2014, 08:59:40 PM
To see what
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 09 October 2014, 09:21:57 PM
could be done
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 October 2014, 09:28:15 PM
With the crabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 09 October 2014, 09:35:30 PM
From Exupnut's bumhole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 October 2014, 09:14:52 AM
running for freedom
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 10 October 2014, 06:54:37 PM
crying for help
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 10 October 2014, 08:24:39 PM
"Fuck off christo"
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 11 October 2014, 12:09:40 AM
(Exup making friends)  ;)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 12 October 2014, 09:43:38 PM
 :lol in unlikely places
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 12 October 2014, 09:52:24 PM
With a transvestite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 12 October 2014, 10:31:28 PM
Behind a Mercedes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 12 October 2014, 10:44:53 PM
Ont'North Circular
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 12 October 2014, 10:48:01 PM
Near a roundabout
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 12 October 2014, 10:49:28 PM
Up the A1
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 12 October 2014, 11:15:19 PM
Near kerbed varadero
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 12 October 2014, 11:25:22 PM
And a ZX4
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 12 October 2014, 11:44:41 PM
And a Peugeot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 13 October 2014, 12:44:15 AM
Christo's mechanical graveyard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 14 October 2014, 06:16:00 PM
is the rain
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 14 October 2014, 09:18:48 PM
Yes. Moving on:
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 October 2014, 09:20:53 AM
and sliding down
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 15 October 2014, 09:32:52 AM
The slippery slope
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 15 October 2014, 11:42:27 PM
To MrsHarryHornby's BURGER
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 16 October 2014, 08:40:06 AM
Which was munched  :eek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 October 2014, 08:44:08 AM
but was hairy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 16 October 2014, 08:49:57 AM
As McDonalds hadn't
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 October 2014, 09:10:32 AM
shaved it clean
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 16 October 2014, 05:14:58 PM
The dirty fuckers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 October 2014, 05:17:52 PM
like hairy burgers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 16 October 2014, 05:24:07 PM
I do not.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 October 2014, 06:00:47 PM
he said unconvincingly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 16 October 2014, 06:13:38 PM
To the transvestite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 16 October 2014, 06:41:59 PM
before he plucked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 16 October 2014, 10:19:25 PM
A plucky plucker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 October 2014, 08:51:51 AM
out of his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 17 October 2014, 09:18:02 AM
Distorted and leaky
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 October 2014, 09:57:45 AM
severely infected mind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 18 October 2014, 03:46:33 PM
filled with thoughts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 18 October 2014, 03:47:30 PM
And dark things..................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 October 2014, 04:21:17 PM
only he understood
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Czechbiker on 18 October 2014, 04:22:57 PM
Suddenly thirsty hedgehog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 18 October 2014, 08:41:18 PM
Downing his pint
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 October 2014, 10:05:09 AM
and spilling it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 19 October 2014, 10:30:40 AM
On the lawn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 19 October 2014, 12:09:18 PM
Kicked the transvestite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 19 October 2014, 07:39:48 PM
into the shrubbery
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Czechbiker on 19 October 2014, 08:04:38 PM
And shouted loudly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 19 October 2014, 08:36:12 PM
For a machete
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 19 October 2014, 09:30:39 PM
Which was handed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 20 October 2014, 12:51:46 AM
carefully to the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: papercutout on 20 October 2014, 02:16:38 AM
Hedgehog. Forcefully he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 20 October 2014, 08:22:49 AM
Fell over backwards
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 October 2014, 08:25:59 AM
castrating himself slowly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 20 October 2014, 08:29:05 AM
And more besides
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 October 2014, 03:55:13 PM
it cut through
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Czechbiker on 20 October 2014, 04:22:51 PM
his Jägermeister drip
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 20 October 2014, 05:38:02 PM
which then spurted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 October 2014, 01:48:28 PM
pure spirits everywhere
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 21 October 2014, 02:13:43 PM
Meanwhile, at the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 21 October 2014, 02:19:53 PM
Walton farmhouse, grandpa
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 21 October 2014, 02:34:29 PM
Was having a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Czechbiker on 21 October 2014, 05:02:00 PM
triple heart attack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 October 2014, 05:37:33 PM
caused by horse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Czechbiker on 22 October 2014, 07:20:16 AM
with eleven legs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Andy FZS on 22 October 2014, 11:31:34 AM
And no shoes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 October 2014, 11:55:46 AM
An eight foot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Czechbiker on 22 October 2014, 04:57:00 PM
was huge, almost
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 October 2014, 05:17:04 PM
As big as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 22 October 2014, 10:21:32 PM
an enormous phallus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 October 2014, 10:28:34 PM
shaped like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 October 2014, 11:01:15 PM
large phallus. Unsurprisingly.  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 October 2014, 08:16:10 AM
It was illegal
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 23 October 2014, 08:45:31 AM
But noone cared
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 23 October 2014, 10:09:14 AM
As they ogled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 October 2014, 10:30:00 AM
Christo slide it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 23 October 2014, 11:24:27 AM
Slowly into BBROWN!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 23 October 2014, 04:52:38 PM
sauce on bread
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 October 2014, 05:49:31 PM
with cheesy peas
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Czechbiker on 23 October 2014, 06:15:58 PM
and mushroom silicone
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 23 October 2014, 06:59:57 PM
Waterproofing the crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 23 October 2014, 09:17:00 PM
with some semen, ;)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 October 2014, 09:20:55 PM
the French way
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 23 October 2014, 10:46:05 PM
To make crepes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 October 2014, 09:23:25 AM
and canapés with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 October 2014, 09:26:20 AM
slugs and snails
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 24 October 2014, 11:56:50 AM
Delicious! He exclaimed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 October 2014, 12:45:37 PM
adding more garlic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 24 October 2014, 12:49:24 PM
To the feast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 October 2014, 01:25:34 PM
washing it down with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 October 2014, 03:26:51 PM
a Broon Ale
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Czechbiker on 24 October 2014, 04:43:46 PM
but didn't know
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 October 2014, 04:49:50 PM
how good English
Title: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 24 October 2014, 09:26:53 PM
Beers were until
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 25 October 2014, 02:54:45 PM
he tasted a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 October 2014, 03:22:14 PM
Pint of Wherry
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 October 2014, 11:05:34 AM
and pished the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 November 2014, 07:52:54 PM
whole lot away
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 November 2014, 09:08:37 PM
Against the barmaid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 02 November 2014, 09:15:57 PM
without any knickers.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 November 2014, 09:32:17 PM
With a dildo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 02 November 2014, 09:34:51 PM
Behind her ear
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 November 2014, 09:55:20 PM
(Fucking her brains?)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 November 2014, 10:30:37 PM
and a strap-on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 02 November 2014, 11:53:49 PM
used very gently
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 03 November 2014, 12:12:20 AM
On a tender
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 November 2014, 08:11:02 AM
part of the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 November 2014, 07:22:47 PM
butchers chopping block
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 03 November 2014, 07:45:28 PM
was a 9inch,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 November 2014, 06:51:58 PM
blunt headed instrument
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 04 November 2014, 07:03:41 PM
known as a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Czechbiker on 04 November 2014, 08:38:52 PM
mighty plunger. The
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 04 November 2014, 09:57:11 PM
Courtroom heard that....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 04 November 2014, 10:20:36 PM
he was guilty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 04 November 2014, 11:08:36 PM
Of cinema seat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 04 November 2014, 11:41:34 PM
down the front
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 November 2014, 02:44:27 PM
ejaculation of vomit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 November 2014, 04:27:49 PM
. It's started again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 November 2014, 07:04:56 PM
 on Monday morning
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 05 November 2014, 07:07:21 PM
Down the Docks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 05 November 2014, 08:21:10 PM
Tied to a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 05 November 2014, 08:38:51 PM
Enormous Jerry Helmet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 November 2014, 08:09:07 AM
on the quayside
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 November 2014, 07:03:37 PM
  completely bollock naked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 06 November 2014, 08:46:46 PM
apart from a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 06 November 2014, 08:50:03 PM
Japs eye plug
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 06 November 2014, 08:50:55 PM
Forced in with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 November 2014, 09:11:15 PM
a wooden mallet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 November 2014, 09:24:46 PM
And some splinters
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 November 2014, 09:26:44 PM
forced through the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 November 2014, 10:14:04 PM
helmet sideways. Prince
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 November 2014, 10:34:49 PM
Albert shagged Victoria
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 06 November 2014, 10:36:55 PM
Sponge and a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 November 2014, 10:56:23 PM
Spotted Dick as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 November 2014, 08:44:19 AM
desert. Custard too!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 07 November 2014, 12:11:11 PM
was shot everywhere
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 November 2014, 01:29:22 PM
as he hit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 07 November 2014, 01:45:05 PM
a little split
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 07 November 2014, 01:53:08 PM
with a fat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 November 2014, 02:01:17 PM
maggot in his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 November 2014, 03:00:06 PM
in his nostril
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 07 November 2014, 05:04:18 PM
resides a spider
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 November 2014, 05:28:41 PM
chasing a fly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 07 November 2014, 06:12:00 PM
into a hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 07 November 2014, 06:59:53 PM
New dimension, eagerly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 November 2014, 07:15:57 PM
await next episode
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 November 2014, 07:37:45 PM
Of Star Wars
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 November 2014, 07:46:52 PM
Which'll be shit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 07 November 2014, 08:14:03 PM
Abbreviations do not
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 November 2014, 11:27:31 PM
While the oil
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 08 November 2014, 05:00:50 PM
melts the end
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 November 2014, 05:25:54 PM
of the candle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 08 November 2014, 05:40:58 PM
which was in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 08 November 2014, 05:51:51 PM
Beethoven's lug hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 08 November 2014, 05:54:50 PM
Not his ring
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 November 2014, 06:28:41 PM
cos it stank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 08 November 2014, 07:57:18 PM
Of shit symphonies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 08 November 2014, 08:53:40 PM
And syphilis. Suddenly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 08 November 2014, 09:03:36 PM
Erupting forth violently
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 November 2014, 10:41:45 AM
on to the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 November 2014, 10:59:28 AM
Paper before him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 09 November 2014, 12:32:44 PM
(The Magna Carta)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 November 2014, 02:57:52 PM
was a frenchman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 09 November 2014, 04:04:23 PM
Like Big Mac!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 09 November 2014, 06:56:05 PM
il est French?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 November 2014, 07:16:24 PM
Vichy Mother Fuckers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 November 2014, 10:18:22 PM
at the market
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 November 2014, 09:14:50 AM
selecting the Cheval
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 November 2014, 11:13:54 AM
Findus rules OK
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 November 2014, 11:17:22 AM
Findus Cheval crepes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 November 2014, 04:09:56 PM
il est French?

il est francias.
but you need them wee squiggly bits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 10 November 2014, 05:45:37 PM
Par pour moi
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 November 2014, 06:28:50 PM
oh oui moi
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 November 2014, 08:01:01 PM
Plein de merde
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 10 November 2014, 08:11:59 PM
dans votre baguette
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 November 2014, 09:18:24 AM
fromage à pâte
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 12 November 2014, 10:52:13 AM
de la fissure
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 12 November 2014, 11:18:08 AM
Back to english
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 November 2014, 02:39:10 PM
not understanding it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 12 November 2014, 06:14:22 PM
Merde peut etre?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 November 2014, 07:12:16 PM
 get a dickshunery
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 12 November 2014, 10:00:38 PM
rydym am cymraeg,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 12 November 2014, 10:06:47 PM
Verdad, sois estupidos.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 12 November 2014, 10:15:00 PM
don't credo hynny,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 November 2014, 10:24:13 PM
ipse clamans dixit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 13 November 2014, 04:22:09 AM
amor enim sui
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 November 2014, 08:17:19 AM
siput zakar ditunggang
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 13 November 2014, 10:34:27 AM
Bile yer heed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 13 November 2014, 10:58:54 AM
thread's gone bollox
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 November 2014, 02:55:57 PM
showing his head.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 13 November 2014, 04:31:51 PM
above the parapet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 13 November 2014, 05:47:41 PM
Tweeted the Budgie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 13 November 2014, 06:35:06 PM
Scaring the cat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 13 November 2014, 06:47:00 PM
which then ran
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 13 November 2014, 10:54:37 PM
up the curtains
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 14 November 2014, 12:02:27 PM
tearing them up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 November 2014, 07:15:16 PM
ripping them down
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 14 November 2014, 08:26:38 PM
Like a virgins
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 14 November 2014, 08:43:54 PM
skin tight damp
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 14 November 2014, 09:27:38 PM
but very eager
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 14 November 2014, 09:37:39 PM
Identical twin sister
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 14 November 2014, 09:50:30 PM
Notwithstanding the wort
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 14 November 2014, 10:12:03 PM
on his dick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 14 November 2014, 10:15:22 PM
was a slippery
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 14 November 2014, 10:31:44 PM
Macdonalds burger gherkin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 November 2014, 02:26:00 PM
chewy buy sour.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 15 November 2014, 06:26:12 PM
the clap clinic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 November 2014, 06:49:54 PM
  does special offers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 15 November 2014, 06:52:14 PM
for syphilitic Foccers  :eek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 November 2014, 05:49:56 PM
and those with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 16 November 2014, 07:07:59 PM
large hanging warts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 November 2014, 07:56:38 PM
 and ripe dangleberries
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 16 November 2014, 08:14:24 PM
Picked by Gypsies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 16 November 2014, 08:32:47 PM
Sniffin pixie dust
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 16 November 2014, 10:43:47 PM
Up a straw
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 November 2014, 02:59:01 PM
strapped to their
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: MickUK on 17 November 2014, 03:15:45 PM
Thermal Coupled AirSausage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 17 November 2014, 04:22:11 PM
resembling a zeppelin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 17 November 2014, 05:16:22 PM
Full of Germans
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 17 November 2014, 06:42:39 PM
With spiked helmets
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 November 2014, 07:16:09 PM
 and huge erections
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 17 November 2014, 08:07:25 PM
which where used
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 17 November 2014, 10:31:22 PM
to rob banks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 November 2014, 03:24:53 PM
while wearing lederhosen
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 November 2014, 04:00:23 PM
which really chaffed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 November 2014, 04:56:52 PM
when going commando
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 November 2014, 05:46:47 PM
On shwarzenneger's ass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 November 2014, 07:03:46 PM
with Wiener Schnitzel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 November 2014, 07:07:49 PM
 up Merkels chuff
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 18 November 2014, 07:27:38 PM
hot dog sauce
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 18 November 2014, 08:47:12 PM
In pubic hair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 18 November 2014, 09:14:30 PM
which ran from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 November 2014, 02:53:10 PM
a large dispenser
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 19 November 2014, 06:03:11 PM
In the bog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 19 November 2014, 06:11:27 PM
Of Fungus Bogeyman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 19 November 2014, 07:26:01 PM
who,s chocolate starfish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 November 2014, 07:41:24 PM
was gaping open
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 19 November 2014, 07:50:54 PM
Showing his breakfast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 19 November 2014, 09:40:27 PM
Roids aswell as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 20 November 2014, 03:51:29 AM
His bus pass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 November 2014, 04:44:10 PM
even though he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 November 2014, 07:06:10 PM
was at work
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 20 November 2014, 07:26:50 PM
in a brothel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 20 November 2014, 08:12:53 PM
Tending his sprouts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 21 November 2014, 10:55:57 AM
and long stalk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 November 2014, 11:54:28 AM
like a madman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 21 November 2014, 04:37:06 PM
Knocking one out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 November 2014, 05:29:00 PM
to the tune
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 November 2014, 05:47:15 PM
Flight of bumblebee
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 November 2014, 07:04:43 PM
  in the hive
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 21 November 2014, 11:54:42 PM
Makin love honey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 November 2014, 12:28:11 PM
sweet and sticky
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 November 2014, 06:33:34 PM
dripping all over........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 22 November 2014, 10:06:36 PM
Her warm baps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robby boy on 22 November 2014, 10:14:40 PM
made in the

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 November 2014, 11:03:10 AM
back of an
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: darrsi on 23 November 2014, 11:09:31 AM
ice cream van
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 23 November 2014, 05:13:24 PM
Without road tax
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 November 2014, 06:10:53 PM
 and flat tyres
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 23 November 2014, 08:35:11 PM
Chimes fading gently
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 23 November 2014, 08:53:42 PM
as he jerks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 23 November 2014, 09:53:06 PM
Chicken and pork
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 25 November 2014, 10:00:30 AM
legs and sword
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 November 2014, 10:13:16 AM
From the oven
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 November 2014, 01:03:14 PM
in one quick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 November 2014, 01:25:18 PM
Movement. He then
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 November 2014, 03:27:11 PM
enters with his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 November 2014, 03:34:03 PM
Schlong swinging wildly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 November 2014, 04:01:19 PM
to the beat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: HarryHornby on 25 November 2014, 04:02:18 PM
of the drum.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 November 2014, 05:24:43 PM
Exhausted, he sat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 25 November 2014, 05:44:39 PM
In Santa's lap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 November 2014, 05:51:00 PM
and asked for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 25 November 2014, 05:56:12 PM
Three Hail Mary's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 November 2014, 05:57:24 PM
and a blowjob
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 25 November 2014, 05:58:44 PM
in thanks for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 November 2014, 05:59:14 PM
helping santa's elves
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 November 2014, 06:29:06 PM
Shovel reindeer shit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 November 2014, 06:40:43 PM
into the reindeer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 25 November 2014, 06:51:39 PM
Shite collector box
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 November 2014, 07:11:02 PM
 to be dumped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 November 2014, 07:44:35 PM
on VNA's doorstep
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 25 November 2014, 07:52:02 PM
with juice streaming
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 25 November 2014, 08:14:49 PM
Over the jocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 25 November 2014, 09:14:40 PM
Jockie jock strap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 25 November 2014, 09:26:16 PM
English dildo fucker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 25 November 2014, 09:35:17 PM
Born in Scotland
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 25 November 2014, 09:37:21 PM
With English parents
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 25 November 2014, 09:41:57 PM
Adopted by gaywegians
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 25 November 2014, 09:51:08 PM
Shared with cockneys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 November 2014, 10:17:17 PM
Fookin' Northerners! Anyway,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 25 November 2014, 10:27:20 PM
Walliam Foccin willisers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 November 2014, 10:39:13 PM
(The twat) was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 26 November 2014, 07:27:32 AM
(The twat) was

Shagging your bitch
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 26 November 2014, 07:53:45 AM
He's a virgin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 26 November 2014, 08:15:41 AM
Christo's arse aint
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 November 2014, 09:04:21 AM
Nor BBB's, he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 26 November 2014, 04:34:59 PM
Does cockshaped shit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 November 2014, 04:39:55 PM
And loves gloryholes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 November 2014, 05:41:56 PM
or dark tunnels
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 November 2014, 06:04:57 PM
male or female
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 26 November 2014, 06:25:55 PM
No... Definately male
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 November 2014, 08:12:59 PM
With that odor
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 26 November 2014, 11:42:29 PM
His Gimp Mask
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 November 2014, 08:23:51 AM
started to crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 November 2014, 05:10:21 PM
around the ears
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 27 November 2014, 06:01:39 PM
Bigger than Rosbergs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 November 2014, 08:29:32 PM
but not as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 November 2014, 09:45:15 AM
gigantic as big
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 November 2014, 09:51:32 AM
blue bear when
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 28 November 2014, 01:32:54 PM
A horse shagged
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 November 2014, 03:30:15 PM
Christo when Christo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 November 2014, 04:04:22 PM
was bending over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 November 2014, 07:21:48 PM
picking up clinkers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 28 November 2014, 08:00:46 PM
That he eats
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 28 November 2014, 08:33:39 PM
that where fired
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 29 November 2014, 11:35:23 AM
From Savilles arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 December 2014, 09:51:21 AM
which was rotting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 December 2014, 11:10:33 AM
and falling apart
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 01 December 2014, 06:36:24 PM
Like a rancid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 01 December 2014, 06:54:53 PM
Turd...meanwhile Christo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 December 2014, 07:00:59 PM
  had an idea
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 December 2014, 08:31:46 AM
that BigBlueBear was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 December 2014, 09:19:00 AM
Perfectly suited for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 December 2014, 09:21:13 AM
the little frenchman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 December 2014, 09:22:49 AM
In drag who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 02 December 2014, 09:40:52 AM
Resembled girly BBrown1664's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 December 2014, 09:46:52 AM
Recently deflowered fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 December 2014, 10:41:01 AM
it remained tight
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 December 2014, 10:41:51 AM
Despite repeated pounding
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 02 December 2014, 10:56:26 AM
with telegraph pole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 02 December 2014, 11:06:49 AM
but what wrecked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 December 2014, 11:10:32 AM
His backside more
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 December 2014, 11:27:48 AM
was the curry
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 December 2014, 11:59:59 AM
From Spring Meet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 02 December 2014, 12:08:09 PM
but the meat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 December 2014, 12:49:28 PM
was from the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 December 2014, 12:50:27 PM
Rabid squirrel testicles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 December 2014, 12:51:38 PM
found in Wales
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 02 December 2014, 03:03:00 PM
halfway up Snowdon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 December 2014, 03:12:39 PM
putrefied over months
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 December 2014, 03:37:49 PM
In Noggy's fuel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 02 December 2014, 06:29:33 PM
Efficient Ferengi starship
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 December 2014, 08:10:45 PM
. well his starfish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 December 2014, 08:25:12 PM
was having fun
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 December 2014, 08:26:17 PM
as it chundered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 02 December 2014, 09:25:01 PM
Around making profit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 03 December 2014, 08:16:08 AM
from a hopeless
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 December 2014, 08:43:49 AM
flap of skin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 December 2014, 09:33:02 AM
on it's rear
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 December 2014, 01:37:19 PM
. Meanwhile in Hollywood
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 03 December 2014, 03:28:03 PM
pussy is freshest
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 03 December 2014, 05:27:26 PM
remake starts soon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 December 2014, 05:36:00 PM
without any foccers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 03 December 2014, 06:07:36 PM
because gay porn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 December 2014, 06:18:02 PM
didn't need them
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 03 December 2014, 06:19:02 PM
Any more. Meanwhile,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 December 2014, 06:24:53 PM
back in London
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 03 December 2014, 06:31:56 PM
They all went...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 03 December 2014, 06:47:22 PM
Round to Red98's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 03 December 2014, 06:54:08 PM
with a tin of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 December 2014, 07:11:01 PM
Vaseline and a................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 03 December 2014, 07:29:56 PM
A bullhorn which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 03 December 2014, 08:16:37 PM
on animal farm
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 03 December 2014, 09:36:58 PM
Got Red98's old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 December 2014, 08:48:49 AM
Donkey more than
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 December 2014, 09:16:34 AM
ready for the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 December 2014, 03:04:55 PM
Farmyard Christmas Party
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 04 December 2014, 04:17:04 PM
With bestiality involved
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 December 2014, 04:22:32 PM
and the film
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 December 2014, 05:43:36 PM
being a donkey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 04 December 2014, 06:58:38 PM
was in blackpool
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 December 2014, 06:59:15 PM
 on the beach
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 04 December 2014, 08:28:47 PM
They sniffed crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 04 December 2014, 09:59:13 PM
In Red98's safe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 04 December 2014, 10:05:48 PM
Was a turd
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 04 December 2014, 10:48:49 PM
Slow and red
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 05 December 2014, 07:59:03 AM
fast and silver
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 05 December 2014, 08:19:45 AM
Both deluded. Next,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 December 2014, 09:03:21 AM
the turd turned
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 05 December 2014, 11:15:46 AM
To public transport
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 December 2014, 05:49:21 PM
and travelled to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 December 2014, 07:21:24 PM
 the shopping arcade
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 05 December 2014, 07:42:09 PM
to space dock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 05 December 2014, 07:42:54 PM
With a cake
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 05 December 2014, 07:55:43 PM
in tin foil :rollin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 05 December 2014, 08:23:17 PM
Underpants which held
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 05 December 2014, 08:52:32 PM
a docking station ?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 06 December 2014, 12:58:47 PM
For his portable
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 06 December 2014, 02:48:20 PM
tin foiled turd
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 December 2014, 03:07:39 PM
not to be
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 06 December 2014, 03:22:53 PM
Confused with a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 06 December 2014, 04:31:24 PM
Foiled turd tin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 06 December 2014, 08:26:33 PM
Like the one
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 06 December 2014, 09:43:48 PM
frozen in foil :rollin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 07 December 2014, 12:01:09 AM
trimmed pants which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 December 2014, 08:00:54 AM
People always confused
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 December 2014, 12:41:22 PM
with big pants
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 07 December 2014, 05:41:57 PM
on big girls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 07 December 2014, 06:45:55 PM
with big tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 December 2014, 08:07:07 PM
Or hairy moobs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 December 2014, 08:14:29 PM
and betty swallocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 07 December 2014, 08:18:54 PM
Telling Sadlonelygit to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 December 2014, 08:41:43 AM
suck on them
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 08 December 2014, 08:51:04 AM
to cypher petrol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 December 2014, 08:51:54 AM
encrypting as he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 08 December 2014, 09:00:22 AM
encrypting as he

That's 4 words ya thick gay foccer :groan :lol


Fixed that back
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 December 2014, 01:42:29 PM
to get the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 December 2014, 02:34:17 PM
hairs stuck in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 08 December 2014, 02:47:30 PM
back of throat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 December 2014, 04:46:41 PM
that made him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 December 2014, 07:00:21 PM
 heartily throw up.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 December 2014, 09:41:30 PM
all the snails
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 08 December 2014, 10:31:17 PM
Which reeked of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 08 December 2014, 11:18:33 PM
Red98's colostomy bag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 09 December 2014, 10:05:13 AM
Which BigMac had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 December 2014, 07:06:37 PM
 kept his goldfish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 December 2014, 07:38:19 PM
in for warmth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 December 2014, 08:03:32 PM
Although Red98 had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 09 December 2014, 08:57:31 PM
Christo's love child
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 December 2014, 09:45:30 PM
And named him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 December 2014, 10:02:27 AM
DeadEye. He was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 December 2014, 10:50:09 AM
the spitting image
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 December 2014, 02:32:33 PM
of Nigel Farage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 December 2014, 02:35:43 PM
but even uglier
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 December 2014, 05:11:28 PM
With MG parts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 December 2014, 08:32:01 PM
 covered in rust
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 10 December 2014, 09:33:49 PM
his sheriffs badge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 10 December 2014, 09:51:26 PM
Was severely slackened
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 10 December 2014, 10:29:56 PM
by a large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 December 2014, 09:15:26 AM
rampant rabbit tucked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 11 December 2014, 03:43:46 PM
Into his underpants
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 December 2014, 07:18:01 PM
 cuddling his balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 11 December 2014, 07:42:37 PM
With a gnarled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 11 December 2014, 09:46:09 PM
Hairy Virgin bollock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 11 December 2014, 09:57:27 PM
from a dog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 December 2014, 11:17:56 AM
added for fun
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 December 2014, 04:17:05 PM
but it did
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 12 December 2014, 07:05:04 PM
take a shine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 12 December 2014, 08:03:18 PM
To his flacid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 December 2014, 01:06:50 AM
  egg on toast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 13 December 2014, 08:04:01 AM
covered with Marmite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 13 December 2014, 02:20:00 PM
And slobbering wildly.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 13 December 2014, 02:21:23 PM
On Christo's gay
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 December 2014, 03:40:22 PM
Mastiff pup which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 13 December 2014, 05:46:02 PM
Bit Exupnut's bollox
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 December 2014, 06:15:40 PM
then ran away
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 13 December 2014, 08:16:52 PM
with the knob
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 13 December 2014, 08:28:09 PM
from a large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 13 December 2014, 08:49:14 PM
Piece of Christmas
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 December 2014, 10:47:02 AM
Suckling pig which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 14 December 2014, 10:47:33 AM
Was roasted in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 December 2014, 02:07:23 PM
a Tandoor in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 14 December 2014, 03:17:43 PM
The deep recesses
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: hotmetal on 15 December 2014, 07:01:59 AM
Of my mind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 December 2014, 08:39:21 AM
for 30 minutes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 15 December 2014, 12:21:08 PM
Well done. Yum!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 December 2014, 07:02:46 PM
that tastes good
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 15 December 2014, 08:59:55 PM
Better than Doritos?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 15 December 2014, 10:28:38 PM
Mexican sick on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 16 December 2014, 09:36:33 AM
flakes of dried
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 16 December 2014, 10:00:08 AM
Dandruff with salsa
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 December 2014, 04:53:41 PM
liberally splattered on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 16 December 2014, 09:17:50 PM
His Rukka suit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 December 2014, 09:46:05 AM
not being waterproof
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 17 December 2014, 06:20:36 PM
While adamantly disagreeing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 December 2014, 07:28:00 PM
 with his mum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 17 December 2014, 09:01:48 PM
In falsetto tone
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 18 December 2014, 11:16:03 AM
about the best
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 December 2014, 07:11:37 PM
  Time to play.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 December 2014, 04:56:36 PM
with his large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 19 December 2014, 06:56:57 PM
Thousand cc motorbike
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 December 2014, 07:29:09 PM
 Annoying the neighbours
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: highlander on 19 December 2014, 09:56:44 PM
with his nudity
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 December 2014, 10:14:04 PM
While pulling wheelie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 19 December 2014, 10:52:10 PM
with a hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 December 2014, 04:28:16 PM
butler to tell
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 20 December 2014, 06:57:25 PM
His big bullshit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: highlander on 20 December 2014, 07:29:58 PM
to the police
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: odbguy on 20 December 2014, 10:59:42 PM
And the vicar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 21 December 2014, 03:21:48 PM
While kiddy fiddling
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 21 December 2014, 07:00:59 PM
brasso out wiggins
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 December 2014, 09:40:24 AM
told the congregation
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 December 2014, 12:25:30 PM
Thou shall not
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 22 December 2014, 12:46:51 PM
hide one's chicken
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 22 December 2014, 02:17:34 PM
under your veg
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 December 2014, 02:58:22 PM
instead put it.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 December 2014, 09:28:41 AM
in a very
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 23 December 2014, 06:03:09 PM
Well preheated oven
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 23 December 2014, 06:57:26 PM
gas mark 69
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 December 2014, 07:07:29 PM
until it orgasm's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 24 December 2014, 07:52:31 AM
Like a nun
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 24 December 2014, 08:58:21 AM
spit roasted over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 December 2014, 09:08:55 AM
a suckling pig
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 24 December 2014, 09:53:26 AM
so her juices
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 December 2014, 06:37:45 PM
 taste so sweet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 December 2014, 10:35:38 AM
and add a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 26 December 2014, 06:42:54 PM
pubic hair garnish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 26 December 2014, 07:38:10 PM
with crusty brown
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 December 2014, 08:42:46 PM
dangleberries sprinkled over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 26 December 2014, 08:59:36 PM
blood stained pants
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 27 December 2014, 10:04:56 AM
After partying at
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 27 December 2014, 02:14:47 PM
Michael Barrymore pool
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 December 2014, 06:33:18 PM
without drowning yourself
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 December 2014, 12:11:07 PM
and making up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 December 2014, 07:02:30 PM
 a wet pussy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 December 2014, 07:18:13 PM
wetter than a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 29 December 2014, 09:04:10 PM
Whore on Viagra
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 December 2014, 09:33:41 AM
whose stiff neck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 December 2014, 10:20:47 AM
caused embarrassment to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 December 2014, 06:49:19 PM
the Albanian biker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 December 2014, 08:06:43 PM
Christo was mooning
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 31 December 2014, 06:32:55 AM
In an attempt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 31 December 2014, 09:10:53 AM
to woo him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 December 2014, 02:56:08 PM
into a compromising
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 31 December 2014, 03:19:28 PM
position in Britany
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 December 2014, 07:11:31 PM
 on the beach
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 January 2015, 10:52:16 AM
without his special
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 January 2015, 12:19:43 PM
Gaelic snail sauce
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 01 January 2015, 02:14:47 PM
(Hahahaha) so instead he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 January 2015, 02:18:25 PM
used his own
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 January 2015, 06:41:30 PM
 supply of jism
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 01 January 2015, 06:42:29 PM
to slick back
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 01 January 2015, 08:38:53 PM
His bum chum's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 January 2015, 09:27:28 AM
hairy crack. undeterred
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 January 2015, 12:31:49 PM
he proceeded to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 January 2015, 01:49:06 PM
wreck another bike
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 02 January 2015, 03:08:09 PM
And a car
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 January 2015, 03:17:37 PM
within a few
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 January 2015, 10:24:23 AM
hours of returning
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 January 2015, 05:00:58 PM
with the insurance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 03 January 2015, 05:32:26 PM
Outrageously high AGAIN
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 03 January 2015, 09:46:59 PM
his hard on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 January 2015, 11:26:54 AM
failed to materialise
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 04 January 2015, 11:57:02 AM
While observing females
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 January 2015, 05:18:33 PM
through the toilet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 January 2015, 09:46:36 AM
cubicle wall holes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 January 2015, 07:12:08 PM
 as he jerked........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 January 2015, 10:26:55 PM
to the thought
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: odbguy on 06 January 2015, 10:18:17 AM
Of Elton John
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 06 January 2015, 10:21:00 AM
riding his face
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 January 2015, 10:22:53 AM
Fudnut's bollox were
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 January 2015, 10:23:44 AM
beginning to chafe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 January 2015, 10:24:03 AM
On the chains
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 January 2015, 10:24:47 AM
tied to the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 January 2015, 10:25:58 AM
F1 car driven
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 January 2015, 10:28:24 AM
by a girl
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 January 2015, 10:28:54 AM
Fudnut being towed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 January 2015, 10:34:06 AM
using her big
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 06 January 2015, 11:04:52 AM
bangers which clapped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 January 2015, 11:06:54 AM
Themselves firmly around
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 January 2015, 03:52:19 PM
a pole which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 06 January 2015, 04:00:44 PM
Fudnut Fudnut Fudnut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 January 2015, 06:03:57 PM
Was penetrated by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 06 January 2015, 06:26:22 PM
Fudnut Fudnut Fudnut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Woodzey80 on 06 January 2015, 06:33:13 PM
FUDNUT A BELLEND !!!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 06 January 2015, 06:39:11 PM
(On here 1 day and already cussin....you'll do well....FUDNUT)

Fudnut Fudnut Fudnut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 January 2015, 06:41:49 PM
Give up, Fuddikins
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 06 January 2015, 06:46:55 PM
Fudnut Fudnut Fudnut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 January 2015, 07:07:59 PM
anyone for tennis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 06 January 2015, 07:42:15 PM
with his boll erks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 06 January 2015, 09:56:27 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Three FOCCIN words
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 06 January 2015, 10:36:55 PM
who's foccin fudnuts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 January 2015, 10:46:11 PM
VNA and Lew  :D
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 06 January 2015, 11:14:08 PM
Pair of fudnuts
:rollin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 January 2015, 06:45:58 AM
Had a duel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 07 January 2015, 09:34:27 AM
With Simple Simon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 January 2015, 09:48:11 AM
Complaining about it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 07 January 2015, 02:13:09 PM
Again and again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 January 2015, 02:24:59 PM
Scottish Independence again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 07 January 2015, 02:29:35 PM
will still remain
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 January 2015, 02:30:09 PM
a pipe dream
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 January 2015, 03:55:18 PM
stuffed in a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 January 2015, 05:04:23 PM
tatty old suitcase
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 January 2015, 06:07:08 PM
with a dog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 January 2015, 06:43:29 PM
And shrodinger's cat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 January 2015, 06:46:52 PM
In several pieces
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 January 2015, 06:58:50 PM
all mixed up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 January 2015, 07:48:49 PM
Shaken not stirred
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 January 2015, 08:28:47 AM
like a martini
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 08 January 2015, 08:47:19 AM
liveried Lancia Itegrale
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 January 2015, 08:57:02 AM
. all show and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 08 January 2015, 10:53:55 AM
driven by a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 January 2015, 10:55:11 AM
suit wearing twat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 08 January 2015, 11:18:08 AM
looking remarkably like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 January 2015, 11:41:51 AM
Fudnut on crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 08 January 2015, 01:53:28 PM
. Maybe it was?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 January 2015, 02:21:39 PM
We may never
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 08 January 2015, 02:33:28 PM
look at kebabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 January 2015, 02:46:57 PM
the same again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 January 2015, 05:24:17 PM
speaking of kebabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 January 2015, 05:54:26 PM
extra chilli please?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 09 January 2015, 11:20:44 PM
said the pisshead
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 January 2015, 03:24:06 PM
who had staggered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 January 2015, 05:52:07 PM
Through the EuroTunnel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 January 2015, 07:11:49 PM
carrying an illegal........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 January 2015, 05:37:52 PM
bag of crisps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 11 January 2015, 06:45:44 PM
Fried frog flavour
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 January 2015, 08:17:44 PM
what fried frenchman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 January 2015, 08:37:03 PM
well a pickled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 11 January 2015, 10:51:50 PM
egg or onion
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 11 January 2015, 11:15:31 PM
which they shove
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 January 2015, 07:32:00 PM
auntie winnie's arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 12 January 2015, 07:33:18 PM
Avoiding her grapes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: odbguy on 12 January 2015, 10:22:59 PM
But quickly licking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 12 January 2015, 10:48:09 PM
Her spooging pipe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: odbguy on 12 January 2015, 10:51:59 PM
Then sticking his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 January 2015, 04:22:31 PM
big red lollypop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 January 2015, 04:30:09 PM
in his pocket
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 13 January 2015, 04:41:24 PM
made of rubber
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 January 2015, 02:13:13 PM
to match his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 14 January 2015, 02:46:12 PM
white gimp suit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 14 January 2015, 03:28:48 PM
Made of leather
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 January 2015, 05:24:45 PM
with holes in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 January 2015, 07:07:04 PM
for extra tittilation
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 14 January 2015, 09:37:09 PM
For acid drop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 January 2015, 10:40:37 AM
or pineapple cube
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 15 January 2015, 12:24:16 PM
rubbed on eyeball
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 January 2015, 12:56:40 PM
really really stings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 January 2015, 06:58:57 PM
like his ring
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 January 2015, 07:50:54 PM
post vindaloo curry
Title: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 15 January 2015, 10:23:01 PM
On aciddrops butpipe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 16 January 2015, 07:03:52 AM
cleaned with drainrods
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 16 January 2015, 10:40:50 AM
By Exupnut who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 January 2015, 11:51:35 AM
is a sadist
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 16 January 2015, 12:48:38 PM
Sadie on weekends
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 16 January 2015, 01:30:05 PM
dressed up in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 January 2015, 04:23:55 PM
tassels and feathers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 16 January 2015, 06:21:26 PM
trying to attract
Title: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 16 January 2015, 06:22:22 PM
red98's gorgeous daughter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: red98 on 16 January 2015, 06:27:09 PM
Reds worst nightmare.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 January 2015, 07:13:07 PM
is getting near..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 16 January 2015, 09:36:16 PM
point of impact
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 January 2015, 03:57:37 PM
but can be
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 17 January 2015, 04:30:38 PM
Remedied with a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 17 January 2015, 04:48:45 PM
with a swift
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 January 2015, 05:51:33 PM
stuttering fool. Then
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 January 2015, 06:08:09 PM
in total denial
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 January 2015, 06:20:14 PM
wearing a milf
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 17 January 2015, 07:26:25 PM
Mask on her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 January 2015, 11:07:50 AM
left armpit which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 18 January 2015, 04:51:34 PM
smelt like haddock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 January 2015, 09:32:32 PM
On Sunday afternoon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 18 January 2015, 09:49:07 PM
Near the lakes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 January 2015, 09:15:37 AM
on a hot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 19 January 2015, 09:44:55 AM
Wife belonging to...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 January 2015, 09:49:57 AM
the local gamekeeper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 January 2015, 10:09:34 AM
Game for anything
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 19 January 2015, 10:34:31 AM
who looked like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 January 2015, 10:46:10 AM
a baboons arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 January 2015, 12:10:56 PM
with two red
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 19 January 2015, 12:25:50 PM
98's toupee pieces
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 19 January 2015, 12:57:47 PM
glued to her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 19 January 2015, 02:04:24 PM
on her elbows
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 January 2015, 02:44:12 PM
In full view
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 19 January 2015, 02:56:51 PM
for all to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 19 January 2015, 03:00:50 PM
lick and nibble
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 19 January 2015, 03:50:09 PM
like Oreo biscuits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 19 January 2015, 05:07:35 PM
to dunk in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 January 2015, 05:43:17 PM
a cold glass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 January 2015, 07:55:15 PM
of stewed lentils
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 19 January 2015, 08:05:06 PM
and anal juice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 19 January 2015, 08:24:49 PM
Which tasted rather
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 20 January 2015, 08:28:55 AM
good surprisingly but
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 January 2015, 08:48:45 AM
left an after
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Looney tune on 20 January 2015, 08:50:27 AM
taste of rancid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 January 2015, 08:53:13 AM
maggots. Nutritious though
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Looney tune on 20 January 2015, 08:57:56 AM
if you're a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 January 2015, 09:16:38 AM
half-dead ant-eating hermaphrodite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 20 January 2015, 10:02:27 AM
in the jungle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 20 January 2015, 10:33:56 AM
where the python
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 20 January 2015, 01:10:13 PM
swallowed my arm
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 20 January 2015, 01:14:33 PM
Deeeeep throat style
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 January 2015, 01:46:31 PM
like Linda Lovelace
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 20 January 2015, 03:01:39 PM
did not even
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 January 2015, 03:05:13 PM
flinch as it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 20 January 2015, 04:18:58 PM
got to hairy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 January 2015, 04:31:57 PM
Arm pit territory
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 20 January 2015, 07:51:32 PM
that tasted like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 20 January 2015, 07:55:58 PM
hairy arse clinkers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 January 2015, 01:10:52 AM
Belonging to Brown1664
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 January 2015, 08:55:37 AM
. Exupnut recognised the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 January 2015, 01:00:20 PM
Man inside brown1664's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 January 2015, 02:03:20 PM
mirror as himself
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 January 2015, 03:32:32 PM
But mistaken identity
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 January 2015, 03:51:54 PM
is often blamed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 January 2015, 04:51:51 PM
For brown1664's infidelities
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 January 2015, 06:05:22 PM
What is infidelity ???
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 21 January 2015, 06:09:28 PM
a record player
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 January 2015, 08:45:18 AM
from the 70's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 January 2015, 09:33:33 AM
Like a growler?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 January 2015, 09:35:45 AM
but even scratchier
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 January 2015, 10:47:00 AM
Not refined then
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 January 2015, 11:52:33 AM
like crude oil
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 22 January 2015, 03:11:02 PM
slipping around the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 22 January 2015, 03:49:45 PM
sex lube shelf
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 22 January 2015, 07:09:42 PM
in Jordan,s bedroom
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 22 January 2015, 07:27:37 PM
decked out like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Neon Knight on 22 January 2015, 07:32:08 PM
a hamster's garage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 22 January 2015, 07:34:50 PM
with a gash
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 January 2015, 07:58:41 PM
That never heals
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 22 January 2015, 08:13:58 PM
an open kebab.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 January 2015, 08:59:53 PM
With fish sauce
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 22 January 2015, 09:19:46 PM
seeping out down
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 January 2015, 08:54:23 AM
her inner thighs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 23 January 2015, 09:32:37 AM
over the scabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 23 January 2015, 09:57:16 AM
that are caused
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 23 January 2015, 10:10:12 AM
by the crabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 23 January 2015, 10:33:07 AM
regurgitating septic fluid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 23 January 2015, 10:51:38 AM
Onto a crackheads
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 23 January 2015, 11:10:39 AM
exposed left nipple
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 January 2015, 12:01:24 PM
To be licked........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 23 January 2015, 12:44:08 PM
like a lollypop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 January 2015, 12:45:39 PM
but not an
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 23 January 2015, 04:15:50 PM
Frozen one but
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 23 January 2015, 05:21:45 PM
Vagazzle flavoured Chuppachup
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 23 January 2015, 10:33:21 PM
Lolly covered in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 24 January 2015, 12:09:29 AM
A see through
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 24 January 2015, 09:07:27 AM
layer of juice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 January 2015, 10:36:31 AM
Dripping from her.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 24 January 2015, 12:42:23 PM
Hairy nostril holes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 January 2015, 02:42:25 PM
which look like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 24 January 2015, 03:33:03 PM
old lunar craters
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 24 January 2015, 06:11:09 PM
that where  used
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 January 2015, 09:25:31 PM
For dumping rubbish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 24 January 2015, 10:31:15 PM
by local council
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 January 2015, 10:35:15 AM
employees on valium
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 January 2015, 10:36:32 AM
While sucking pussy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 25 January 2015, 04:48:14 PM
through a straw
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 25 January 2015, 05:10:17 PM
Dipped in Rhohypnol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 25 January 2015, 07:10:59 PM
so the feltching
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 26 January 2015, 07:31:57 AM
so yummy and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 January 2015, 05:31:56 PM
Sticky. How tasty!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 January 2015, 07:25:00 PM
twat really is
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 26 January 2015, 07:26:28 PM
when drenched in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 January 2015, 09:44:29 AM
raspberry jam and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 27 January 2015, 04:53:54 PM
cotton wool balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 January 2015, 07:17:17 PM
  wiped round the.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 28 January 2015, 01:21:05 PM
gorgeous mouth of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 28 January 2015, 01:32:02 PM
a rabid dog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 28 January 2015, 03:12:18 PM
which bit me
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 January 2015, 03:42:35 PM
on the willy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 January 2015, 06:22:01 PM
which had a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 28 January 2015, 07:33:16 PM
90 Deg bend
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 28 January 2015, 08:49:42 PM
Due to wifey's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 28 January 2015, 10:31:18 PM
Rough hand job
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 January 2015, 04:04:49 PM
using her marigolds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 29 January 2015, 05:23:35 PM
And fairy liquid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 January 2015, 08:04:54 AM
to gently tease
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 30 January 2015, 09:04:35 AM
her little finger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 30 January 2015, 04:24:06 PM
Into the bowling (ball)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 January 2015, 04:47:26 PM
aimed at Christo's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 30 January 2015, 05:23:02 PM
silhouette as he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 30 January 2015, 05:34:51 PM
Pretended his nob
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 January 2015, 09:14:35 PM
was the dogs......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 30 January 2015, 10:19:47 PM
favorite chewy toy 
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 January 2015, 06:14:47 PM
with big lumpy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 31 January 2015, 06:17:09 PM
dog chewy bones
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 31 January 2015, 07:05:19 PM
Them bones them
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 31 January 2015, 09:43:25 PM
 :D :'( :lol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 February 2015, 09:58:19 AM
were indentified as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 February 2015, 03:45:43 PM
  rock solid turds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 01 February 2015, 06:08:34 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Three foccin words
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 01 February 2015, 07:21:16 PM
That don't make
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 February 2015, 08:27:40 AM
a noise when
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 February 2015, 09:00:04 AM
whispered in to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 February 2015, 09:31:26 AM
the garlic smelling
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 February 2015, 12:14:06 PM
Bowling pins that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 February 2015, 12:47:41 PM
resembled a phallus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 February 2015, 12:50:13 PM
Which BBrown sat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 02 February 2015, 01:27:55 PM
His hat on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 February 2015, 03:44:20 PM
 at coffee time
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 February 2015, 03:48:20 PM
With a donut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 February 2015, 04:35:41 PM
hung on the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 February 2015, 05:30:48 PM
Latex-covered gimp
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 02 February 2015, 07:24:54 PM
He kept in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 February 2015, 08:48:26 AM
the understairs cupboard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 February 2015, 03:23:23 PM
and lets out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 03 February 2015, 04:05:28 PM
Once a month
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 February 2015, 04:06:20 PM
to meet the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 03 February 2015, 04:10:46 PM
The foccers nextdoor
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 February 2015, 07:02:15 PM
for a pint
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 03 February 2015, 07:44:21 PM
And some nuts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 February 2015, 09:37:00 AM
and bolts which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 February 2015, 07:15:43 PM
which taste rusty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 February 2015, 08:59:15 AM
like vinegar soaked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 February 2015, 09:21:16 AM
nadgers. hairy nadgers.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 05 February 2015, 05:32:37 PM
Which badgers rimes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 February 2015, 02:09:52 PM
With quite well
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 February 2015, 07:10:37 PM
 as we know
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 February 2015, 10:01:40 AM
ruff as a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 07 February 2015, 01:25:23 PM
Ruff thing so
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 February 2015, 10:24:50 AM
spikey that it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 February 2015, 04:03:19 PM
pricked your fingers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 08 February 2015, 04:15:50 PM
And made him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 08 February 2015, 07:37:26 PM
wear some gloves
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 08 February 2015, 09:16:50 PM
Very PINK marigolds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 February 2015, 08:55:11 AM
stretched across his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 February 2015, 03:11:26 PM
pulstating huge knobbly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 09 February 2015, 05:18:27 PM
Member as he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 February 2015, 07:14:30 PM
twisted his foreskin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 February 2015, 07:51:22 PM
and tied it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 February 2015, 08:07:46 PM
To his bollox
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 09 February 2015, 10:26:48 PM
At the back
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 10 February 2015, 02:03:25 PM
by his ring
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 10 February 2015, 03:36:10 PM
Ding ding doorbell
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 February 2015, 08:41:27 AM
rang and he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 February 2015, 01:50:18 PM
scared the crap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 11 February 2015, 01:56:54 PM
Out of BBrown
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 11 February 2015, 04:26:42 PM
Who jumped a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 February 2015, 04:36:54 PM
feccin mile when
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 February 2015, 07:17:10 PM
fecked from behind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 11 February 2015, 09:01:51 PM
Which was a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 February 2015, 03:00:56 PM
lively back scuttler
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 February 2015, 04:20:22 PM
and a shock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 12 February 2015, 04:48:19 PM
Absorber in the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 12 February 2015, 05:34:00 PM
Boot unused by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 12 February 2015, 05:37:47 PM
Oscar Pistorius because
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 February 2015, 09:25:15 AM
without his legs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 13 February 2015, 09:50:03 AM
He was a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 February 2015, 11:30:35 AM
3ft nothing wimp
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: odbguy on 13 February 2015, 12:12:38 PM
But trigger happy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 February 2015, 12:47:45 PM
with shortman syndrome
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 13 February 2015, 01:00:00 PM
Now being gangbanged
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 February 2015, 01:36:50 PM
in the prison
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 13 February 2015, 02:03:01 PM
By black dudes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 February 2015, 02:18:05 PM
using broom handles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 13 February 2015, 02:20:21 PM
To prop him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 February 2015, 02:25:30 PM
up while they
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 February 2015, 07:08:42 PM
 shag his ears
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 13 February 2015, 09:26:20 PM
with hard merekakts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 February 2015, 09:45:12 AM
and old hedgehogs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 February 2015, 06:25:03 PM
dipped in treacle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 15 February 2015, 09:39:23 AM
(The poor buggers)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 February 2015, 01:09:15 PM
sweet and spikey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 16 February 2015, 12:32:14 PM
Jammed tightly in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 February 2015, 12:44:03 PM
to the gap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 February 2015, 07:15:03 PM
 of his bumcheeks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 16 February 2015, 07:17:55 PM
which also had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 February 2015, 07:17:38 PM
skidmarks lurking there
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 February 2015, 09:03:53 PM
from a skidding
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 February 2015, 09:58:28 AM
sliding, mark creating
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 February 2015, 05:45:36 PM
tyre tracks up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 19 February 2015, 05:51:28 PM
to the clinkers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 February 2015, 07:01:45 PM
round the cobblers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 February 2015, 09:11:48 AM
and down into
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 20 February 2015, 10:11:32 AM
The Ace carpark
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 February 2015, 07:07:00 PM
for a quickie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 20 February 2015, 07:17:08 PM
With a slapper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 20 February 2015, 08:40:34 PM
On a Fazer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 February 2015, 02:19:41 PM
mooning at others
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 21 February 2015, 08:50:34 PM
With his slipper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 February 2015, 10:05:14 PM
being well polished
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 22 February 2015, 01:11:43 PM
by a bellboy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 February 2015, 01:41:54 PM
who was backed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 February 2015, 03:42:28 PM
in a corner
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 22 February 2015, 03:58:00 PM
by Chelsea fans
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 February 2015, 04:30:55 PM
Chanting racist shite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 February 2015, 04:34:39 PM
to martians who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 23 February 2015, 05:17:07 PM
Had just landed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 23 February 2015, 06:41:40 PM
from base twickenham
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 23 February 2015, 06:45:41 PM
For the rugby
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 February 2015, 07:12:53 PM
 cup piss up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 24 February 2015, 01:18:58 AM
They had some
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 24 February 2015, 08:29:15 AM
real focced up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 24 February 2015, 01:24:26 PM
Marian brew that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 February 2015, 07:52:44 PM
melted their socks
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Post by: maddog04 on 25 February 2015, 08:32:46 AM
shrivelled their cocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 February 2015, 08:48:18 AM
Hard as rocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 February 2015, 09:28:39 AM
and tasted like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 February 2015, 10:23:17 AM
Rancid cunt juice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 25 February 2015, 01:48:01 PM
Your ex girlfriend?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 25 February 2015, 01:57:42 PM
Was at Tescos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 25 February 2015, 04:56:58 PM
with a plunger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 February 2015, 07:27:57 PM
 Up her fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 February 2015, 03:05:53 PM
the narrow end
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 26 February 2015, 03:19:34 PM
secured in powerdrill
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 February 2015, 04:22:52 PM
With Value kippers
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Post by: acid drop on 26 February 2015, 07:09:31 PM
and fishy smells
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 27 February 2015, 06:38:03 PM
made the rubber
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 February 2015, 07:03:21 PM
start to melt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ton13 on 28 February 2015, 01:49:32 PM
even though she
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 February 2015, 02:22:29 PM
was well lubricated
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 February 2015, 06:46:40 PM
with Castrol R
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 March 2015, 09:05:14 AM
and wd 40
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 01 March 2015, 06:16:44 PM
her big nuts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 March 2015, 12:18:39 PM
And his bolts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: HarryHornby on 02 March 2015, 12:31:43 PM
were still stuck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 02 March 2015, 01:58:18 PM
heat was tried
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 02 March 2015, 02:00:19 PM
So he rested
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 March 2015, 04:05:10 PM
until things cooled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 02 March 2015, 04:21:33 PM
then another squirt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 March 2015, 04:35:12 PM
of WD40 allowed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 March 2015, 05:08:33 PM
him to screw
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 02 March 2015, 05:32:44 PM
it to the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 March 2015, 06:59:25 PM
furthest inner depths
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 March 2015, 07:17:59 PM
of her soul
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 March 2015, 07:26:03 PM
Which sounds painful
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 March 2015, 09:22:06 PM
and it is
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 March 2015, 08:46:43 AM
big shoes are
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 March 2015, 09:06:35 AM
a sign of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 03 March 2015, 12:29:24 PM
Being very lucky
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 03 March 2015, 12:41:56 PM
with a big
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 03 March 2015, 01:14:03 PM
Ego but small
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 March 2015, 01:23:39 PM
intended target for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 03 March 2015, 03:10:55 PM
such a weapon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 03 March 2015, 04:21:41 PM
with poor accuracy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 March 2015, 09:03:16 AM
and a dodgy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 04 March 2015, 10:27:58 AM
Patched, knitted condom
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 March 2015, 10:30:50 AM
called a french
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 04 March 2015, 10:32:48 AM
Tickler Scottish style
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 March 2015, 11:16:00 AM
with haggis flavouring
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 04 March 2015, 11:35:25 AM
For hungry deepthroats
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 March 2015, 03:22:11 PM
in a Debbie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 04 March 2015, 06:51:52 PM
Dewhurst pork chop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 March 2015, 07:04:41 PM
cooked medium rare
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 04 March 2015, 09:20:30 PM
with a big
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 March 2015, 11:15:06 AM
dose of salmonella
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 05 March 2015, 05:46:15 PM
for added flavour
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 March 2015, 07:45:06 PM
 oooooh how delicious
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 March 2015, 09:11:45 AM
he said excitedly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 March 2015, 07:45:42 PM
 sporting an erection
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 06 March 2015, 09:18:59 PM
He looked down  :\
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 March 2015, 10:26:23 AM
Why so small?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 07 March 2015, 11:28:34 AM
It had shrunk :o
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 March 2015, 03:43:28 PM
to a minute
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 March 2015, 05:18:52 PM
Infintessimally, microscopically small
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 07 March 2015, 05:56:39 PM
worm like object
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 March 2015, 09:55:59 PM
oh how embarrasing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 08 March 2015, 04:24:53 PM
bollocks like footballs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 08 March 2015, 08:43:06 PM
ready to burst
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 March 2015, 10:34:14 PM
every blood vessel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 March 2015, 04:46:36 PM
in his thighs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 March 2015, 07:16:08 PM
and mess his.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 09 March 2015, 08:18:04 PM
poor old wife,s
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 09 March 2015, 09:56:43 PM
Best red dress
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 March 2015, 03:21:24 PM
That she wore
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 March 2015, 07:07:11 PM
 while being driven............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 March 2015, 03:19:22 PM
back from the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 14 March 2015, 04:58:19 PM
from lofo hq,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 March 2015, 06:34:51 PM
where she was...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 14 March 2015, 08:57:45 PM
Reading a book
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 14 March 2015, 09:24:31 PM
while sucking members
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 March 2015, 06:53:15 PM
 half eaten gobstoppers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 March 2015, 08:38:45 AM
all the way
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 March 2015, 04:21:11 PM
till they were
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: HarryHornby on 16 March 2015, 04:28:54 PM
dissolved entirely.  She
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 16 March 2015, 05:42:05 PM
licked her lips

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 16 March 2015, 07:01:02 PM
salty and swollen
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 March 2015, 07:12:04 PM
 after being smacked.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 March 2015, 09:35:53 AM
around the chops
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 17 March 2015, 01:43:17 PM
by a kangaroo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 March 2015, 04:12:59 PM
called Skippy who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 17 March 2015, 05:15:06 PM
was randomly violent
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 17 March 2015, 05:43:11 PM
because her bush
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 17 March 2015, 05:46:13 PM
Was so thick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 March 2015, 07:36:42 PM
you could hide........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 17 March 2015, 09:28:41 PM
A Fazer Thousand
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 17 March 2015, 09:44:46 PM
Up her mivvpipe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 March 2015, 07:10:26 PM
and park it......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 18 March 2015, 07:41:31 PM
chained to a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 March 2015, 07:55:20 PM
Fazer 600 trailer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 18 March 2015, 08:18:11 PM
Manufactured with style
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 18 March 2015, 10:29:02 PM
and covered with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 19 March 2015, 12:21:11 AM
various lighting devices
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 March 2015, 08:58:54 AM
which whirled and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 19 March 2015, 09:18:07 AM
Whizzed about
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 March 2015, 02:34:42 PM
causing his crash
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 19 March 2015, 03:06:56 PM
Into Bbrown's anus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: brooker81 on 19 March 2015, 03:14:59 PM
which he liked.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 19 March 2015, 03:58:40 PM
In the meantime,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 March 2015, 07:26:08 PM
  back at home.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 19 March 2015, 08:11:55 PM
Other stuff occurred
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 19 March 2015, 08:32:42 PM
like lottery winning
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 19 March 2015, 10:13:24 PM
ticket that's hidden
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 20 March 2015, 03:03:00 PM
I forget where
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 March 2015, 04:11:50 PM
or what i
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rogerg on 20 March 2015, 04:41:32 PM
had for dinner
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 March 2015, 05:32:18 PM
with carrots in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 20 March 2015, 06:39:09 PM
my anal cheeks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 March 2015, 07:03:15 PM
it feels squishy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Kosmic Kartman on 20 March 2015, 07:10:15 PM
to the touch.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 20 March 2015, 10:52:56 PM
but quite pleasant
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 March 2015, 08:07:54 AM
after buffing my
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 March 2015, 11:19:28 AM
Fazer 600 trailer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 21 March 2015, 11:48:58 AM
that was scrapped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 21 March 2015, 01:00:19 PM
Foccin' wasn't. Twat.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 21 March 2015, 01:15:20 PM
and then rebuilt ;)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 21 March 2015, 01:18:08 PM
Wanna buy it?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 March 2015, 04:23:11 PM
  No thank you
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 21 March 2015, 08:11:55 PM
Only if pink
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 21 March 2015, 09:00:28 PM
Could respray it. ;)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 21 March 2015, 09:21:33 PM
The story began...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 21 March 2015, 10:24:04 PM
in a  gypsy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 March 2015, 09:58:51 AM
Caravan in a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 22 March 2015, 10:59:54 AM
Galaxy far away
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 March 2015, 12:12:39 PM
With a Fazer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 22 March 2015, 02:04:48 PM
that could fly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 March 2015, 03:49:55 PM
(not a blue
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 March 2015, 05:20:27 PM
bottle but a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 March 2015, 08:12:29 PM
fast black one)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 22 March 2015, 08:48:54 PM
With a sidecar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 March 2015, 08:51:15 PM
(Saint Bernard optional)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 22 March 2015, 10:06:37 PM
which went like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 March 2015, 10:26:21 PM
Red Fazer. Slowly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 23 March 2015, 01:44:55 PM
Similar to silver
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 23 March 2015, 02:48:32 PM
Faster than yellow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 March 2015, 03:09:10 PM
as were all
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 23 March 2015, 03:30:31 PM
modes of conveyance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 March 2015, 07:12:50 PM
  at the time............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 23 March 2015, 07:48:32 PM
of steam arriving
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 March 2015, 08:00:59 AM
late in the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 March 2015, 10:51:27 AM
18th century. Meanwhile
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 March 2015, 07:17:18 PM
 back at home......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 24 March 2015, 07:31:09 PM
his nude wife
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 24 March 2015, 08:43:15 PM
Farts very loudly :eek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 25 March 2015, 02:16:17 PM
from her fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 March 2015, 05:38:29 PM
with the flaps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 25 March 2015, 05:47:27 PM
Open to MAX
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 25 March 2015, 06:58:16 PM
ready for Leroy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 March 2015, 07:16:50 PM
 to slide his..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 25 March 2015, 10:33:44 PM
finger of fun
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 March 2015, 11:35:24 AM
so much chocolate
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 March 2015, 12:42:34 PM
Into her Slytherin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 26 March 2015, 05:59:05 PM
Filthy ear hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 March 2015, 07:04:31 PM
that has not......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 26 March 2015, 07:14:41 PM
seen Leroy juice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 27 March 2015, 01:40:30 PM
since the war

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 27 March 2015, 04:22:22 PM
on big black
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 March 2015, 04:30:41 PM
slab of marble
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 March 2015, 06:53:38 PM
 as a worktop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 27 March 2015, 09:28:01 PM
to lie on.. :evil
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 27 March 2015, 10:53:46 PM
spread wide eagle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 March 2015, 08:49:45 AM
with a cavernous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 28 March 2015, 11:35:16 AM
dark hairy hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 March 2015, 01:55:42 PM
  A man cave!.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 28 March 2015, 02:04:28 PM
To dwell in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 28 March 2015, 02:56:15 PM
And fettle bikes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 March 2015, 09:18:39 AM
that are not
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 29 March 2015, 12:29:45 PM
covered in love
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 March 2015, 03:16:48 PM
but in need................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 29 March 2015, 05:07:56 PM
Of some attention
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 29 March 2015, 11:11:22 PM
of back end
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 30 March 2015, 02:20:53 AM
service and lubrication
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 March 2015, 07:11:45 PM
to assist penetration
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 30 March 2015, 08:17:04 PM
Of inner tubes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 March 2015, 07:05:20 PM
 and tyre levers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 31 March 2015, 10:06:47 PM
Albeit slightly bent
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 02 April 2015, 08:56:58 AM
Like above poster
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 April 2015, 10:04:56 AM
of a shaven
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 April 2015, 07:20:58 PM
 one legged beaver
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 03 April 2015, 09:03:12 PM
Trying to bury
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 03 April 2015, 10:14:14 PM
A fazer trailer :rollin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 03 April 2015, 10:26:40 PM
(not for sale)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 03 April 2015, 11:59:47 PM
he declared loudly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 April 2015, 09:13:30 AM
whilst adjusting his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 04 April 2015, 02:08:37 PM
oversize jock strap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 April 2015, 06:36:42 PM
men in skirts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 04 April 2015, 08:19:41 PM
That were tartan
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: louthyz on 05 April 2015, 09:01:11 AM
And very drafty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 05 April 2015, 11:10:03 AM
But warm inside
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 April 2015, 09:03:33 AM
but smelled of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 April 2015, 06:11:05 PM
 haggis and wee...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 06 April 2015, 07:24:15 PM
bit of spunk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 April 2015, 11:05:22 PM
Caused by primature
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 April 2015, 11:18:11 PM
ejaculation, due to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 April 2015, 03:02:01 PM
looking up kilts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 April 2015, 03:14:26 PM
on a Milf
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 07 April 2015, 04:02:38 PM
with crossed eyes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: HarryHornby on 07 April 2015, 04:53:14 PM
and wonky teeth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 07 April 2015, 07:31:34 PM
that gripped foreskins
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 April 2015, 07:36:50 PM
With iron grips
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 07 April 2015, 08:22:21 PM
and slabbery tongue :b
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 April 2015, 10:04:54 PM
sucking him dry
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 07 April 2015, 11:08:15 PM
try eating PUSSY
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 April 2015, 11:45:25 PM
Smelling of fish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 08 April 2015, 09:22:11 AM
sprinkled with vinegar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 08 April 2015, 07:20:40 PM
from big bollocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 08 April 2015, 07:45:09 PM
come little swimmers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 April 2015, 07:02:13 PM
 stroking like mad...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 April 2015, 07:55:23 PM
the base of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Explorer Mart on 09 April 2015, 08:56:34 PM
his hairy mountain

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 April 2015, 04:38:28 PM
eyebrows which were
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 April 2015, 07:11:34 PM
becoming very stiff
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 10 April 2015, 09:49:05 PM
Like a monobrow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 April 2015, 05:13:11 PM
only it went
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 April 2015, 07:22:22 PM
over his head
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 April 2015, 08:34:52 AM
drop by drop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 17 April 2015, 09:03:26 AM
balls now empty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 April 2015, 09:32:05 AM
he collapsed in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 17 April 2015, 11:04:06 AM
A painful heap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 April 2015, 07:03:23 PM
and fell asleep
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 17 April 2015, 09:23:40 PM
with a grin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 17 April 2015, 11:19:46 PM
and salty head
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 April 2015, 08:39:44 PM
 on his pillow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 18 April 2015, 08:57:38 PM
that was cream
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 April 2015, 07:17:05 PM
from the fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 April 2015, 04:08:09 PM
craddock's latest creation
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 May 2015, 07:07:16 PM
made by johnny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 06 May 2015, 09:34:06 PM
go Wilkinson johnny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 17 February 2016, 07:42:02 AM
odd shaped balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 February 2016, 08:42:11 AM
dangling in the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 17 February 2016, 08:54:18 AM
Neither regions between
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 February 2016, 11:43:20 AM
the two hookers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robbie8666 on 17 February 2016, 03:16:09 PM
in the scrum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 February 2016, 04:56:44 PM
eye to ear
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 17 February 2016, 07:26:56 PM
Breathing rather heavily
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Winder on 17 February 2016, 08:09:26 PM
she started to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 17 February 2016, 09:02:32 PM
push their tighthead
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 17 February 2016, 10:46:11 PM
Towards the Welsh
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 17 February 2016, 11:39:51 PM
Forming a ruck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 February 2016, 09:15:33 AM
deep down within
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 18 February 2016, 09:41:36 AM
The hairy folds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 February 2016, 11:11:51 AM
of the welsh
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 February 2016, 01:54:07 PM
Sheep farmer who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 18 February 2016, 03:22:04 PM
Was enthusiastically bumming
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 February 2016, 03:26:31 PM
the welsh hooker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robbie8666 on 18 February 2016, 04:08:49 PM
who didn't charge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 18 February 2016, 04:23:58 PM
by the hour
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 February 2016, 04:43:57 PM
unless you farted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 18 February 2016, 07:35:10 PM
In which case
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 February 2016, 08:33:53 PM
He charges double
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 18 February 2016, 09:20:52 PM
For wet wipes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 February 2016, 09:27:50 PM
For the slime
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 18 February 2016, 10:18:12 PM
ball who shat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 February 2016, 11:12:31 PM
His Y Fronts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 18 February 2016, 11:19:14 PM
while out shopping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 February 2016, 09:03:10 AM
with the Scottish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robbie8666 on 19 February 2016, 10:00:08 AM
peoples liberation front
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 19 February 2016, 11:31:57 AM
For liberal haggis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 19 February 2016, 01:21:24 PM
Are all gay
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 February 2016, 02:32:36 PM
Zoomers who would
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 February 2016, 04:13:36 PM
never hear a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 February 2016, 07:04:33 PM
dead mans fart
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 19 February 2016, 07:07:54 PM
Unless it hit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 February 2016, 08:17:03 PM
Between the eyea
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 19 February 2016, 09:56:56 PM
with the force
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 February 2016, 11:08:11 PM
A Guinness fart
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 20 February 2016, 08:31:35 AM
Can muster. Meanwhile,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 February 2016, 04:33:32 PM
in the garage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 20 February 2016, 05:26:59 PM
Front tyre punctured  :eek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 20 February 2016, 06:12:51 PM
by a twig
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 February 2016, 06:15:40 PM
from a tree
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 20 February 2016, 10:00:40 PM
Covered in thorns
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 20 February 2016, 11:20:09 PM
With a gorilla
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 21 February 2016, 07:56:40 AM
scratching he's arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 21 February 2016, 10:03:07 AM
using a baboon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 21 February 2016, 10:49:51 AM
to floss with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 February 2016, 12:29:45 PM
the gaps between
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 February 2016, 01:32:30 PM
his butt cheeks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 21 February 2016, 02:03:57 PM
smearing the crap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 21 February 2016, 02:51:02 PM
into the gland
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 February 2016, 03:28:56 PM
 inside his girlfriends
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 February 2016, 10:52:18 PM
tunnel of love
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 21 February 2016, 10:54:14 PM
The motorcycling armadillo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 February 2016, 03:54:35 PM
took offence to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 22 February 2016, 04:12:29 PM
smelling like Tuna
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 February 2016, 05:19:08 PM
despite looking like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 February 2016, 05:42:20 PM
Red98 on heat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 February 2016, 06:18:26 PM
(a terrifying prospect)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 22 February 2016, 06:32:59 PM
if only someone.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: red98 on 22 February 2016, 07:38:02 PM
Took me seriously
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 February 2016, 08:49:05 PM
Not a chance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 22 February 2016, 10:08:48 PM
said the clown
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 February 2016, 10:24:21 PM
Pulling his trousers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 23 February 2016, 07:18:55 AM
Out of the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 February 2016, 08:43:13 AM
baboons arse. Suddenly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 23 February 2016, 10:57:15 AM
The rabid mongoose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 February 2016, 01:22:00 PM
took offence at
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 23 February 2016, 01:36:09 PM
the gorilla laughing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 February 2016, 01:37:54 PM
at Red98's mistake
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 February 2016, 01:41:41 PM
as he tried
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 February 2016, 01:49:44 PM
mounting the baboon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 23 February 2016, 02:40:03 PM
AKA grandma baboon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 23 February 2016, 04:44:17 PM
Thinking it was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 February 2016, 06:52:46 PM
great grandma baboon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 February 2016, 08:25:23 PM
Or grandpa baboon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 23 February 2016, 08:34:40 PM
either would suffice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 23 February 2016, 11:34:18 PM
Fill your boots
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 24 February 2016, 12:14:55 AM
With monkey bestiality
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 24 February 2016, 08:35:55 AM
because monkeys give
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 February 2016, 01:29:56 PM
great fun watching
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 February 2016, 06:59:34 PM
wanker like us
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 February 2016, 08:02:37 PM
Trying to mount
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 February 2016, 10:20:53 PM
the farmers wife
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 February 2016, 01:40:06 PM
who really does
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 February 2016, 02:08:22 PM
like it small
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 25 February 2016, 02:15:47 PM
Hence Red98's invitation
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 25 February 2016, 02:21:42 PM
To the Hobbitt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robbie8666 on 25 February 2016, 03:17:02 PM
on his trike
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 25 February 2016, 06:21:44 PM
Said Big Boy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 25 February 2016, 08:59:55 PM
Noggy the Nog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 February 2016, 08:46:48 PM
  And his dog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 26 February 2016, 10:39:55 PM
Called Frisky fazer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 February 2016, 10:42:29 PM
A three legged
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 26 February 2016, 10:45:50 PM
homosexual wonky donkey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 February 2016, 10:47:13 PM
Shagging pedigree chihuahua
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 February 2016, 01:14:07 PM
Bisexual gimped mature
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: hotmetal on 27 February 2016, 01:48:46 PM
Trannie seeks partner
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 27 February 2016, 02:51:29 PM
for mutually arranged
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 27 February 2016, 03:34:46 PM
Dwarf spit roasting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 27 February 2016, 04:31:22 PM
Involving Exupnut as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 27 February 2016, 05:53:41 PM
the central piece
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 February 2016, 06:24:39 PM
of the party
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 27 February 2016, 07:52:30 PM
He was eager
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 27 February 2016, 10:41:53 PM
Raring to go
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 27 February 2016, 10:54:19 PM
find a stable
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 27 February 2016, 11:02:07 PM
So he could
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: hotmetal on 28 February 2016, 01:22:19 PM
Feel a little
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 February 2016, 05:54:17 PM
umpa lumpa love
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 28 February 2016, 10:41:40 PM
just at bedtime
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 February 2016, 03:18:49 PM
after watching porn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 February 2016, 03:25:58 PM
on the BBC
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 29 February 2016, 05:23:40 PM
As you do
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 February 2016, 06:49:46 PM
when you're Red98
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 March 2016, 07:06:33 PM
 hard as nails
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 01 March 2016, 07:34:51 PM
using his knob
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 01 March 2016, 10:26:03 PM
to prize open
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 01 March 2016, 10:44:42 PM
The Umpa's mouth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 02 March 2016, 08:42:58 AM
doesn't have teeth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 March 2016, 08:43:33 AM
or a tongue
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 March 2016, 08:50:03 AM
but has large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 March 2016, 08:52:27 AM
Cheeks. Not that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 02 March 2016, 09:05:05 AM
they expanded enough
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 March 2016, 09:15:29 AM
but didn't need
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 March 2016, 09:19:52 AM
To with the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 02 March 2016, 09:30:30 AM
big black pudding
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 March 2016, 09:37:59 AM
Stuck up his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 March 2016, 11:36:28 AM
oversized left nostril
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 02 March 2016, 11:49:03 AM
by the Hobbitt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 March 2016, 01:27:51 PM
with nine legs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 02 March 2016, 05:32:53 PM
and one big
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 02 March 2016, 06:20:42 PM
attitude which really
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 02 March 2016, 10:13:58 PM
Flicked his switch
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 03 March 2016, 08:07:29 AM
when rimming his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 March 2016, 10:55:53 AM
hamster with a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 March 2016, 11:22:36 AM
block of cheese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 03 March 2016, 01:19:04 PM
before serving it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 March 2016, 01:55:33 PM
Beans on toast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 March 2016, 04:02:50 PM
and laxative chocolate
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 March 2016, 07:20:42 PM
covered in nuts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 03 March 2016, 08:13:16 PM
from squirrel shit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 March 2016, 08:50:02 AM
which would make
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 March 2016, 09:10:01 AM
any normal person
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 04 March 2016, 10:09:18 AM
Eyes water but
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 March 2016, 10:34:28 AM
Not Red98. He
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 04 March 2016, 03:09:50 PM
Preferred Christo's hairy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 March 2016, 03:31:53 PM
derriere that hung
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 March 2016, 04:51:39 PM
all over the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 04 March 2016, 06:17:01 PM
bunch of bananas
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 March 2016, 07:11:05 PM
 on mother kellys ..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 March 2016, 11:29:42 PM
dining room table
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 March 2016, 08:53:33 AM
which was adorned
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 05 March 2016, 09:14:22 AM
With several large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 05 March 2016, 03:23:21 PM
Black phallic candelabras
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 05 March 2016, 04:34:52 PM
contrasting with the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 05 March 2016, 09:15:29 PM
white 9" mambo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 March 2016, 10:30:30 AM
snake which slithered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 March 2016, 01:17:15 PM
up Christo's chuff
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 March 2016, 02:07:40 PM
to his delight
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 06 March 2016, 03:56:29 PM
when riding over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 March 2016, 06:26:51 PM
Mother Kelly's doorstep
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 March 2016, 11:28:15 PM
On his Fazer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 07 March 2016, 08:19:59 AM
which was damaged
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 07 March 2016, 08:34:09 AM
But he wanted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 07 March 2016, 09:02:41 AM
a trailor on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 March 2016, 12:06:26 PM
. A towbar was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 07 March 2016, 12:33:02 PM
total stupidity but
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 March 2016, 04:24:25 PM
he got one
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 March 2016, 04:50:05 PM
. What a plonker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 March 2016, 06:16:05 PM
.....but original although
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 07 March 2016, 08:49:49 PM
he crashed again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 March 2016, 11:18:33 PM
On his hangglider
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 08 March 2016, 07:36:01 AM
into a hedge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 March 2016, 09:07:49 AM
where dogging was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 March 2016, 10:54:38 AM
being actively promoted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 08 March 2016, 12:47:18 PM
So, with glee
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 March 2016, 01:01:55 PM
he turned on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 08 March 2016, 08:05:05 PM
his battery operated
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 March 2016, 08:58:18 PM
Lights to let
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 08 March 2016, 09:12:46 PM
his action camera
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 09 March 2016, 06:29:55 AM
Record the action
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 March 2016, 07:03:52 AM
While Brown1664 sucked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 09 March 2016, 08:30:13 AM
Through a straw
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 March 2016, 09:02:54 AM
some milky substance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 March 2016, 09:06:32 AM
from a McDonalds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 09 March 2016, 09:18:33 AM
Clown who was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 09 March 2016, 10:31:46 AM
just feltching his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 09 March 2016, 11:15:10 AM
own arse which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 March 2016, 11:27:25 AM
1664 enjoyed whilst
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 09 March 2016, 11:32:55 AM
lapping his pet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 March 2016, 03:09:43 PM
mouse's arse piece
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 09 March 2016, 03:35:42 PM
Suddenly he noticed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 March 2016, 08:04:55 AM
a gigantic phallic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 March 2016, 06:13:57 PM
marrow and jumped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 10 March 2016, 09:36:10 PM
through the gap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 10 March 2016, 10:01:18 PM
Shouting.... Tally-ho!!!!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 11 March 2016, 06:55:57 AM
to stumble upon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 11 March 2016, 09:31:05 AM
nude women holding
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 11 March 2016, 09:52:16 AM
large phallic symbol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 March 2016, 09:16:14 AM
that looked like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 March 2016, 08:34:27 PM
It was Camorons
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 March 2016, 09:45:10 AM
warped dildo used
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 15 March 2016, 09:54:18 AM
by mr motivator
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 March 2016, 10:10:38 AM
on morning TV
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 15 March 2016, 03:49:59 PM
during Lorraine's session
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 March 2016, 03:51:09 PM
with Mrs Merkel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 March 2016, 04:49:58 PM
on the sofa
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 16 March 2016, 07:16:10 AM
with a Bratwurst
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 March 2016, 10:48:33 AM
straight from the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 16 March 2016, 12:55:57 PM
local imagrant,s bag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 March 2016, 01:23:58 PM
and into Exupnut's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 March 2016, 07:21:22 PM
 Leather bike  boots
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 16 March 2016, 07:26:15 PM
, red thigh length
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 March 2016, 09:31:12 AM
with pink laces
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 17 March 2016, 09:34:13 AM
And matching little
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 17 March 2016, 09:39:37 AM
Frilly nipple clamps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 March 2016, 04:33:38 PM
adorned with spikes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 March 2016, 05:06:44 PM
attached to his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 17 March 2016, 07:14:24 PM
big old chopper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 17 March 2016, 08:28:26 PM
, fast blue vein
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 18 March 2016, 06:50:54 AM
With senility encroaching
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 March 2016, 09:14:28 AM
upon his wife
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 18 March 2016, 11:28:02 AM
There was only
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 March 2016, 11:43:33 AM
one real option
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 March 2016, 06:51:19 PM
  Take her shopping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 18 March 2016, 06:52:31 PM
That's masochism personified
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 March 2016, 01:04:21 PM
but always hold
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 March 2016, 06:51:34 PM
her hairy purse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 19 March 2016, 10:06:43 PM
For fear of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 20 March 2016, 07:54:28 AM
the colostomy bag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 March 2016, 10:14:44 AM
rupturing and then
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 20 March 2016, 10:35:29 AM
The staff at
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 20 March 2016, 10:37:01 AM
Kevin Spacey's brothel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 March 2016, 11:13:53 AM
would be really
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 21 March 2016, 01:41:23 PM
Pissed off by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 21 March 2016, 01:47:11 PM
The smell alone
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 21 March 2016, 01:49:13 PM
Which was awful
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 March 2016, 02:30:12 PM
as she had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 21 March 2016, 02:55:19 PM
a chicken vindalo
Title: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 March 2016, 02:55:54 PM
Lodged inside her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 March 2016, 03:21:30 PM
keeping warm. Suddenly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 March 2016, 05:36:33 PM
REDCERI turned up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 21 March 2016, 06:29:47 PM
and puked up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 21 March 2016, 07:48:54 PM
A Fazer exhaust ;)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 21 March 2016, 08:07:01 PM
Releasing the exup
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 21 March 2016, 08:13:54 PM
Cables tied round
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 March 2016, 08:46:55 PM
his nether region
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 21 March 2016, 09:39:55 PM
knee length pubes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 21 March 2016, 10:12:33 PM
that were ginger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 21 March 2016, 10:26:39 PM
just like Harry's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 March 2016, 08:49:02 AM
Ginger nut squeezer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 March 2016, 07:05:25 PM
that painfully crushed.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 24 March 2016, 07:13:40 PM
the full girth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 March 2016, 12:09:11 PM
of his pimply
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 March 2016, 12:51:12 PM
puss filled apendage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 March 2016, 01:20:01 PM
swinging from his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 March 2016, 07:52:03 PM
 Dingly Dangly Nuts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 26 March 2016, 07:54:06 AM
a pubic lice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 26 March 2016, 08:47:14 AM
Started to tickle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 March 2016, 02:11:27 PM
His lady friend
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 March 2016, 08:32:56 PM
on her ringpiece
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 March 2016, 04:58:45 PM
which was covered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 27 March 2016, 05:01:42 PM
with infilpanel right
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 27 March 2016, 07:16:12 PM
to stop leekage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 27 March 2016, 07:16:46 PM
From the main
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 27 March 2016, 07:20:04 PM
Large hairy orifice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 27 March 2016, 07:25:00 PM
which oozed brown
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 March 2016, 07:29:23 PM
Puss like worms
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 28 March 2016, 09:02:16 PM
That tasted like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 28 March 2016, 10:07:04 PM
rusty lee,s inner.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 March 2016, 10:10:06 AM
left flap coated
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 29 March 2016, 10:45:09 AM
with a coating
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 March 2016, 10:53:13 AM
from mr motivator
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 29 March 2016, 08:32:12 PM
extra large brown
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 30 March 2016, 02:24:39 PM
throbbing cum encrusted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 30 March 2016, 03:40:07 PM
Jamaican ginger cake
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 30 March 2016, 06:34:26 PM
was thrust into
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 March 2016, 07:33:07 PM
his star fish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 30 March 2016, 09:42:42 PM
which hung open
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 March 2016, 09:22:27 AM
like a well
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 31 March 2016, 10:11:44 AM
Gaped gaping gapehole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 March 2016, 07:04:47 PM
ready to swallow........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 01 April 2016, 02:17:49 AM
a deeply fluted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 01 April 2016, 08:51:59 AM
Flutey flutish flute
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 April 2016, 09:06:55 AM
made of old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 April 2016, 07:07:29 PM
 knickers and tampax
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 02 April 2016, 09:36:26 AM
soaked in the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 02 April 2016, 10:54:04 PM
10 virgin juice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 April 2016, 08:57:53 AM
fermented for 10
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 April 2016, 07:50:01 PM
long years until.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 04 April 2016, 07:57:04 PM
a long flutish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 04 April 2016, 08:10:32 PM
Fluted flutey flute
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 April 2016, 08:23:55 AM
blower emerged from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 April 2016, 08:11:10 PM
my black handbag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 05 April 2016, 09:36:53 PM
which was shaped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 April 2016, 04:34:31 PM
like a racing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 06 April 2016, 08:58:18 PM
snake on drugs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 06 April 2016, 09:57:02 PM
supplied by BB
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 April 2016, 02:39:09 PM
Big Bum who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 April 2016, 07:45:09 PM
  had a small..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 April 2016, 08:07:40 PM
Nob like Dazza
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 08 April 2016, 11:22:35 PM
saw on his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 April 2016, 08:03:36 PM
 portable television set
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 09 April 2016, 09:16:31 PM
which had smellovision
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 10 April 2016, 02:41:47 PM
Obesity pandemic ensued
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 11 April 2016, 07:54:16 AM
causing widespread diarrhea
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 11 April 2016, 09:24:09 AM
to splatt all
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 April 2016, 11:16:16 AM
and sundry nearby
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 11 April 2016, 11:41:18 AM
As well as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 April 2016, 04:21:55 PM
those far away
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 11 April 2016, 07:12:15 PM
had splatt juice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 11 April 2016, 11:18:51 PM
All over face
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 12 April 2016, 07:32:44 AM
And Dazza then...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 12 April 2016, 11:50:27 AM
Without fear or
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 April 2016, 04:57:48 PM
favour managed to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 April 2016, 06:42:00 PM
get a prolapsed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 12 April 2016, 07:13:08 PM
rectum after taking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 April 2016, 07:34:25 PM
 to the hills
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 April 2016, 08:31:26 AM
riding an old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 13 April 2016, 10:34:36 AM
Flame he never
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 April 2016, 04:37:09 PM
really got over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 April 2016, 04:43:58 PM
because she was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 13 April 2016, 10:23:21 PM
A tranny with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 13 April 2016, 10:52:53 PM
A slow yellow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 April 2016, 08:13:11 AM
stream of puss
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 April 2016, 08:57:38 AM
running from her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 April 2016, 08:07:35 AM
left nostril which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 April 2016, 09:14:37 AM
pooled in her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 15 April 2016, 09:18:43 AM
folds of fat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 April 2016, 11:04:12 AM
ready for Exupnut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 April 2016, 08:16:10 AM
to slip his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 16 April 2016, 10:42:46 AM
disc whilst carrying
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 16 April 2016, 12:57:09 PM
What looked like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 April 2016, 07:32:46 PM
a german shepherd
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 16 April 2016, 09:39:32 PM
the shepherd,s wife
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 16 April 2016, 09:43:34 PM
and his sheep
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 17 April 2016, 08:41:07 AM
To the top
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 April 2016, 01:53:16 PM
  of Ben Nevis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 April 2016, 01:58:57 PM
on a unicycle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 April 2016, 03:09:51 PM
With a towbar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 April 2016, 03:15:27 PM
. Christo was proud
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 19 April 2016, 06:45:11 PM
of his swelling
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 April 2016, 08:11:56 PM
  as it was........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 April 2016, 09:32:41 AM
the biggest it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 20 April 2016, 10:09:00 AM
could possibly be
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 April 2016, 05:31:32 PM
if you consider
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 April 2016, 07:31:13 PM
   He worked hard............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 20 April 2016, 07:34:27 PM
And flacid but
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 April 2016, 08:47:16 AM
the blood supply
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 April 2016, 09:10:52 AM
wasn't there. It
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 21 April 2016, 09:49:06 AM
took sixteen viagra
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 April 2016, 10:08:48 AM
and that only
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 April 2016, 04:22:22 PM
Just hardened his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 April 2016, 04:29:04 PM
the flaccid pimple
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 April 2016, 07:32:33 PM
 on his nose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 21 April 2016, 07:42:16 PM
which had 5punk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 21 April 2016, 07:46:47 PM
dripping off the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 22 April 2016, 07:01:46 AM
wifes new curtains
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 April 2016, 08:57:01 AM
.she hit the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 April 2016, 11:23:01 AM
Hairy Christo sack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 April 2016, 11:44:25 AM
as hard as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 22 April 2016, 03:20:11 PM
Hedgetrimmer hits hedges
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 April 2016, 03:26:39 PM
with sharper heels
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 23 April 2016, 09:27:33 AM
for a topiary
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 April 2016, 01:25:51 PM
Vigazzle which looked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 April 2016, 03:56:02 PM
a dogs bollocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 24 April 2016, 12:19:13 AM
fried and seasoned
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 24 April 2016, 12:19:47 AM
With peri peri

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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 April 2016, 12:03:57 PM
and reggae reggae
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 24 April 2016, 12:29:33 PM
Sauce which stuck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 24 April 2016, 09:44:53 PM
to her lips
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 April 2016, 11:37:41 AM
. It burned Christo's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 25 April 2016, 12:04:09 PM
Wheel and exhaust
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 25 April 2016, 01:15:05 PM
And also the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 April 2016, 03:08:01 PM
scrap rear hugger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 April 2016, 03:38:13 PM
and the towbar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 25 April 2016, 06:31:54 PM
had no alcohol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 April 2016, 10:00:13 PM
In the trailer

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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 April 2016, 08:55:51 AM
screenwash was used
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 27 April 2016, 05:28:08 AM
as an enima
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 April 2016, 04:02:51 PM
which scoured his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 27 April 2016, 04:20:17 PM
rectum completely dad
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 April 2016, 07:05:59 PM
had to repair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 27 April 2016, 08:20:57 PM
the ripped spincter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 April 2016, 08:32:54 AM
by inserting watermelon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 28 April 2016, 08:41:51 AM
at mach one
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 28 April 2016, 06:31:19 PM
When crashing into...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 29 April 2016, 03:09:19 PM
the Hadron collider

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 29 April 2016, 03:15:56 PM
His hardon collided
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 29 April 2016, 03:20:23 PM
With a large

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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 April 2016, 03:58:35 PM
Hadron who's arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 29 April 2016, 04:18:02 PM
black hole was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 29 April 2016, 04:22:16 PM
Uncomfortably sausage shaped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 April 2016, 07:13:21 PM
after being pummeled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 29 April 2016, 07:58:12 PM
With whole pineapple
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 29 April 2016, 08:43:36 PM
that was huge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 April 2016, 01:13:37 PM
with spikes around
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 30 April 2016, 01:43:31 PM
the outer edge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 30 April 2016, 05:17:21 PM
Which stung somewhat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 April 2016, 08:23:03 PM
 like being given............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 01 May 2016, 09:11:50 AM
Sulphuric acid enema
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 May 2016, 03:52:59 PM
 courtesy of the.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 May 2016, 01:54:24 PM
foccers enema group
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 02 May 2016, 02:42:15 PM
Led by exupnut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 May 2016, 03:28:35 PM
Enabled by Kitcrazy

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Post by: acid drop on 02 May 2016, 05:38:03 PM
who was going.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 02 May 2016, 06:48:36 PM
at it like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 02 May 2016, 09:20:07 PM
fly's around shit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 May 2016, 12:43:11 PM
on a hot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 May 2016, 07:38:46 PM
winters day round..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 04 May 2016, 10:38:35 PM
Brown1664's smelly old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 May 2016, 02:38:17 PM
Rogered Sphincter which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 05 May 2016, 03:54:07 PM
Winked suggestively at
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 05 May 2016, 05:52:05 PM
His black boyfriend
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 05 May 2016, 08:22:42 PM
called 9" leroy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 06 May 2016, 02:12:06 PM
a rastafarian transvestite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 May 2016, 02:39:45 PM
Exupnut was jealous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 May 2016, 08:52:33 AM
as his tackle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 May 2016, 07:41:21 PM
was rather inferior
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 May 2016, 09:51:09 PM
at 2 inches
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 16 May 2016, 07:25:36 PM
in its girth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 May 2016, 07:52:33 PM
when trebled up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 May 2016, 10:16:30 PM
With two doubles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 21 May 2016, 11:25:21 AM
and a pube
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 May 2016, 03:00:05 PM
 things got interesting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 May 2016, 05:28:53 PM
When all foccers.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 22 May 2016, 07:26:07 PM
Had got their
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: paulkemp on 23 May 2016, 04:54:36 PM
Fazercats bloody stolen

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Post by: joebloggs on 23 May 2016, 07:02:04 PM
Collection of dildo's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 May 2016, 10:25:39 PM
Which ranged from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 May 2016, 10:27:50 PM
Tiny and irrelevant

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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 May 2016, 07:34:39 AM
To spiked and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 30 May 2016, 07:31:44 PM
tight with lube
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 30 May 2016, 09:44:34 PM
At 18" across
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 30 May 2016, 11:12:52 PM
And slow red
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 May 2016, 07:14:16 PM
 like a coffindodger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 31 May 2016, 09:30:43 PM
playing with his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 June 2016, 04:45:23 PM
one swollen ball
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 June 2016, 04:46:28 PM
and wrinkled willy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 01 June 2016, 04:49:40 PM
which smelt of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 01 June 2016, 07:24:44 PM
a small rodent's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 01 June 2016, 11:51:10 PM
Hairy hazelnut sack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 June 2016, 05:18:52 PM
putrefying slowly and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 June 2016, 08:07:03 PM
dripping slowly away
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 04 June 2016, 07:57:51 PM
upon his gaping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 June 2016, 11:47:38 AM
Japs Eye oozing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 05 June 2016, 09:50:21 PM
love oil bye
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 June 2016, 09:15:50 PM
the mouth full
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 June 2016, 09:49:46 AM
all over his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 June 2016, 12:10:06 PM
Naked picture of....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 June 2016, 04:14:07 PM
Elton John who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 07 June 2016, 07:09:50 PM
was feltching his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 June 2016, 07:39:33 PM
son from school
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 08 June 2016, 12:58:16 PM
By eighteen years
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 June 2016, 02:25:27 PM
he was oldest
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 08 June 2016, 03:04:17 PM
And ringpiece widest
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 June 2016, 03:27:37 PM
of the group
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 June 2016, 08:46:47 AM
and could breathe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 09 June 2016, 09:38:55 PM
even though he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 June 2016, 09:01:09 AM
had no ears
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 June 2016, 01:09:33 PM
but was blessed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 10 June 2016, 02:45:43 PM
With a deformed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 June 2016, 03:40:34 PM
and undersized middle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 June 2016, 08:49:14 AM
ball, one of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 June 2016, 08:55:28 AM
solid dry jizz
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 14 June 2016, 10:44:18 AM
Looks like Cheese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 June 2016, 11:49:09 AM
battered lychee balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TomS_ on 14 June 2016, 01:24:22 PM
and
Title: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 14 June 2016, 01:28:37 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Looking like TomS_'s
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 16 June 2016, 01:37:34 PM
Who's your daddy?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 16 June 2016, 01:59:29 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Looking like TomS_'s
(Must have been bad lol)

or your vicar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 16 June 2016, 09:22:21 PM
Shirley frigging crabtree
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 16 June 2016, 10:33:56 PM
Giant Foccin Haystacks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 June 2016, 09:15:04 AM
and Mick McManus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 17 June 2016, 11:44:38 AM
and Mick McManus
Mick M Anus?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 June 2016, 05:22:50 PM
Who hung around
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 June 2016, 03:16:53 PM
by the ropes
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Post by: acid drop on 20 June 2016, 06:52:20 PM
With Steve Logan
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Post by: BIG MAC on 21 June 2016, 12:32:25 AM
Wearing nipple tassles
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Post by: joebloggs on 21 June 2016, 08:20:23 AM
and diamante thong
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 June 2016, 08:24:11 AM
which did nothing
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Post by: ChristoT on 21 June 2016, 05:34:13 PM
To hide the

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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 June 2016, 06:00:30 PM
corn on the
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Post by: Oldgit on 22 June 2016, 09:09:47 PM
on his left
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Post by: joebloggs on 23 June 2016, 12:52:04 AM
swollen testicle, which
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Post by: acid drop on 23 June 2016, 07:42:24 PM
was being fondled........
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 June 2016, 12:27:40 PM
by a bandit
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Post by: Oldgit on 25 June 2016, 07:59:03 AM
named Pedro from
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Post by: Frosties on 25 June 2016, 05:05:32 PM
a quaint fishing
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Post by: ChristoT on 25 June 2016, 08:42:50 PM
Spot next to

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Post by: TOADY on 26 June 2016, 09:40:02 AM
The river tyne
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Post by: celticdog on 26 June 2016, 01:17:29 PM
not in Europe
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Post by: TOADY on 26 June 2016, 02:37:50 PM
But close to
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Post by: Oldgit on 26 June 2016, 04:46:02 PM
Bulgmania the new
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Post by: TOADY on 26 June 2016, 07:01:33 PM
European community especially
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Post by: acid drop on 26 June 2016, 09:07:33 PM
for bollock fondlers
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Post by: Oldgit on 27 June 2016, 07:43:12 AM
and rimmers who
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 June 2016, 08:46:47 AM
were like management
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Post by: TOADY on 27 June 2016, 11:45:44 AM
all up everyones
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Post by: acid drop on 27 June 2016, 10:25:49 PM
dirty old orifices
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Post by: Exupnut on 28 June 2016, 09:54:31 AM
Closing Devilsyams sticky
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Post by: Oldgit on 29 June 2016, 05:52:56 PM
left nostril innard
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Post by: acid drop on 29 June 2016, 07:24:13 PM
until he cant.......
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Post by: taylor on 29 June 2016, 08:18:52 PM
breath for cum
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Post by: robbo on 29 June 2016, 10:28:03 PM
slowly starting to
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 June 2016, 09:06:34 AM
fill his sinuses
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Post by: Oldgit on 30 June 2016, 09:39:05 AM
and gumming up
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 June 2016, 11:30:55 AM
his hearing until
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Post by: robbo on 30 June 2016, 11:59:53 PM
the infected eardrum
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Post by: Exupnut on 01 July 2016, 09:38:06 PM
Couldn't hear b1k3rdude
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Post by: Oldgit on 02 July 2016, 08:44:29 AM
screaming as he
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Post by: robbo on 03 July 2016, 09:45:27 PM
kicked in the
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Post by: nickodemon on 03 July 2016, 10:29:29 PM
swarfega hand cleaner
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Post by: ChristoT on 03 July 2016, 10:30:29 PM
Dispenser attached to

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Post by: TOADY on 04 July 2016, 12:51:05 PM
My mum's cupboard
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Post by: robbo on 05 July 2016, 10:24:20 AM
door which was
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 July 2016, 10:34:10 AM
where she kept
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Post by: Oldgit on 05 July 2016, 11:10:34 AM
her dildo collection
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Post by: TOADY on 05 July 2016, 11:32:15 AM
and custard powder
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 July 2016, 11:34:51 AM
to enhance the 
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Post by: joebloggs on 05 July 2016, 02:43:20 PM
Clitoral stimulus by
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 July 2016, 04:23:57 PM
by thickening the
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Post by: ChristoT on 05 July 2016, 06:43:13 PM
Manky spunk juice

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Post by: Exupnut on 05 July 2016, 06:46:05 PM
On her pert
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 July 2016, 08:29:57 PM
but pimpled butt
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Post by: Ferg on 05 July 2016, 10:23:20 PM
ered morning roll
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Post by: Exupnut on 05 July 2016, 10:42:26 PM
ers on his
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Post by: celticdog on 06 July 2016, 01:50:17 PM
Ginger Merkin which
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Post by: Oldgit on 08 July 2016, 02:58:02 PM
was full of
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 July 2016, 03:09:04 PM
dandruff which vosene
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Post by: Exupnut on 08 July 2016, 03:14:51 PM
Stung the clitoris
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Post by: robbo on 08 July 2016, 04:28:12 PM
lips so badly
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 July 2016, 05:22:43 PM
she had to
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Post by: Exupnut on 08 July 2016, 05:49:23 PM
Defer to Red98
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Post by: acid drop on 08 July 2016, 07:46:24 PM
to kiss them........
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Post by: Exupnut on 08 July 2016, 08:20:32 PM
Lest he kiss...
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Post by: robbo on 08 July 2016, 10:21:19 PM
the back of
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Post by: ChristoT on 08 July 2016, 10:43:19 PM
Her rather hairy

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Post by: robbo on 09 July 2016, 08:30:35 AM
and severely arthritic
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Post by: Oldgit on 09 July 2016, 10:08:50 AM
rectum which leaked
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 July 2016, 01:43:59 PM
all over his
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Post by: Exupnut on 09 July 2016, 03:06:24 PM
Slow red bike
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Post by: robbo on 09 July 2016, 05:39:14 PM
which had just
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Post by: nickodemon on 09 July 2016, 07:59:32 PM
Been thoroughly polished
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Post by: Exupnut on 09 July 2016, 08:01:41 PM
While wishing BLUE
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Post by: robbo on 09 July 2016, 11:17:51 PM
and pink stripes
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 July 2016, 12:43:06 PM
with purple spots
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Post by: nickodemon on 10 July 2016, 09:33:03 PM
on the tailpiece
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Post by: robbo on 10 July 2016, 09:36:24 PM
which had an
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Post by: Exupnut on 10 July 2016, 11:02:29 PM
Uncanny resemblance to
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Post by: ChristoT on 10 July 2016, 11:28:45 PM
Exupnuts old teabag

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Post by: Oldgit on 11 July 2016, 08:35:13 AM
style of seat
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Post by: robbo on 11 July 2016, 09:53:47 AM
that he got
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 July 2016, 10:52:57 AM
at a carboot
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Post by: Oldgit on 13 July 2016, 08:21:31 AM
cheap as it
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 July 2016, 08:33:40 AM
had pubic hair
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Post by: windyg on 13 July 2016, 10:52:52 AM
in its crack
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Post by: robbo on 13 July 2016, 07:44:11 PM
and deeply ingrained
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Post by: Oldgit on 14 July 2016, 08:07:53 AM
faeces stains which
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 July 2016, 09:54:27 AM
he sniffed daily
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Post by: Exupnut on 15 July 2016, 10:51:15 AM
Although I also
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 July 2016, 01:41:14 PM
licked it too
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Post by: robbo on 16 July 2016, 12:17:51 AM
which caused my
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Post by: Oldgit on 16 July 2016, 09:06:04 AM
lips and tongue
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Post by: Exupnut on 16 July 2016, 01:46:43 PM
Slurp on BBROWN1664'S
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Post by: robbo on 16 July 2016, 07:40:02 PM
glistening one eyed
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Post by: celticdog on 17 July 2016, 08:28:59 AM
trouser snake that
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Post by: Exupnut on 17 July 2016, 10:28:42 AM
Wouldn't satisfy a
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Post by: ChristoT on 17 July 2016, 12:30:37 PM
Syphilitic Thai ladyboy

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Post by: robbo on 17 July 2016, 02:57:27 PM
whose adams apple
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Post by: acid drop on 17 July 2016, 08:36:58 PM
tasted like shite
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Post by: Oldgit on 18 July 2016, 09:02:23 AM
after a saturday
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Post by: windyg on 18 July 2016, 10:33:29 AM
on the lash
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Post by: robbo on 18 July 2016, 03:33:50 PM
drinking pints of
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Post by: acid drop on 18 July 2016, 08:01:50 PM
rancid dog piss
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Post by: Oldgit on 19 July 2016, 05:40:43 PM
with road kill
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Post by: Exupnut on 19 July 2016, 06:17:53 PM
Killed by MERV
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Post by: windyg on 19 July 2016, 06:50:59 PM
on roller blades
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Post by: acid drop on 19 July 2016, 07:29:01 PM
that are sharp
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Post by: robbo on 19 July 2016, 09:38:24 PM
honed to perfection
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Post by: Exupnut on 19 July 2016, 10:14:47 PM
Anticipating the junction
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Post by: Oldgit on 20 July 2016, 05:18:36 PM
of his sphincter
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Post by: windyg on 21 July 2016, 01:08:28 PM
he slipped in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 21 July 2016, 01:24:04 PM
his haste to
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Post by: windyg on 21 July 2016, 05:04:08 PM
to say hello
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Post by: Oldgit on 21 July 2016, 09:19:41 PM
to the foccers
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Post by: celticdog on 22 July 2016, 01:21:30 AM
saluting fellow perverts
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Post by: windyg on 22 July 2016, 09:44:51 AM
the world over
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Post by: nickodemon on 22 July 2016, 10:57:02 PM
with a huge
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Post by: acid drop on 23 July 2016, 08:13:08 PM
bratwurst up his
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Post by: windyg on 24 July 2016, 08:48:12 AM
new slip on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 July 2016, 03:41:46 PM
exhaust fart supressor
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Post by: celticdog on 27 July 2016, 09:11:53 PM
loud enough to
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Post by: Shappaeye on 27 July 2016, 09:47:48 PM
tank separated nuts

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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 July 2016, 08:13:01 AM
into a congealed
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Post by: windyg on 28 July 2016, 11:42:54 AM
gooey green mess
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Post by: acid drop on 28 July 2016, 08:39:37 PM
 In his underpants
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Post by: nickodemon on 28 July 2016, 09:55:51 PM
that had dripped
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Post by: robbo on 28 July 2016, 11:35:10 PM
down the back
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Post by: Frosties on 29 July 2016, 09:09:19 AM
of his stockings
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 July 2016, 09:18:00 AM
congealing as it
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Post by: acid drop on 29 July 2016, 07:42:36 PM
reached his stilettos
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Post by: nickodemon on 29 July 2016, 09:02:17 PM
before hitting the..
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Post by: Oldgit on 30 July 2016, 09:34:59 AM
the front pegs
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Post by: hotmetal on 30 July 2016, 05:00:54 PM
And sticking his
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Post by: Exupnut on 30 July 2016, 06:11:55 PM
SLOW red poker
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Post by: windyg on 30 July 2016, 06:16:02 PM
right up the
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Post by: nickodemon on 30 July 2016, 08:22:07 PM
large furry dice
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Post by: acid drop on 30 July 2016, 08:27:11 PM
hanging from his.....
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Post by: Oldgit on 31 July 2016, 03:55:49 PM
one ball which
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Post by: windyg on 31 July 2016, 08:43:30 PM
which bounced nicely
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Post by: hotmetal on 31 July 2016, 09:45:52 PM
Off her chin
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Post by: robbo on 31 July 2016, 10:07:57 PM
as she attempted
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Post by: Oldgit on 01 August 2016, 08:43:17 AM
to bite the
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Post by: kitcrazy on 01 August 2016, 07:23:56 PM
one hairy ball
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Post by: nickodemon on 01 August 2016, 10:08:06 PM
that was left
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Post by: Oldgit on 03 August 2016, 09:16:18 AM
looking swollen and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 03 August 2016, 11:23:47 AM
inflamed beyond belief
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robgosty on 03 August 2016, 02:56:15 PM
It burst and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 03 August 2016, 07:44:56 PM
Spilled yellow pus
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Post by: Frosties on 03 August 2016, 08:20:23 PM
Up her nostril
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 August 2016, 08:08:28 AM
as she was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 04 August 2016, 10:31:46 AM
streaked with blood
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 August 2016, 03:25:40 PM
from leaking scabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 04 August 2016, 08:02:37 PM
around her minge :eek :lol
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 August 2016, 08:42:16 PM
Slowly dropping down
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 04 August 2016, 08:55:12 PM
teecee90's ais hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 06 August 2016, 08:44:30 PM
and back up...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 August 2016, 11:06:52 AM
his scaly penis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 10 August 2016, 12:03:08 PM
which was still
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 August 2016, 08:36:54 AM
embedded in her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 14 August 2016, 12:07:34 AM
Crusty, putrid anus

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Post by: Frosties on 14 August 2016, 12:53:55 AM
Hanging with piles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 14 August 2016, 01:12:21 AM
but very lickable
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Post by: Exupnut on 14 August 2016, 03:18:50 PM
After a curry


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Post by: Oldgit on 14 August 2016, 06:53:50 PM
made with extra
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 14 August 2016, 09:48:42 PM
big pussy scabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 14 August 2016, 10:37:32 PM
From Nickodemon's pussy


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Post by: taylor on 25 August 2016, 08:31:09 PM
that had just
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 25 August 2016, 11:02:37 PM
started to menstruate
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Post by: kitcrazy on 25 August 2016, 11:07:37 PM
All over exupnut's
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Post by: windyg on 26 August 2016, 06:29:27 PM
life insurance company
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 August 2016, 07:11:10 PM
documentation. No payout
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 August 2016, 09:03:18 PM
will be enough
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Post by: kitcrazy on 27 August 2016, 08:55:19 AM
Pay the prostitute
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 August 2016, 09:00:46 AM
for what she
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 27 August 2016, 09:56:44 AM
had let him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 27 August 2016, 03:44:53 PM
Do with Kitcrazy's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 August 2016, 07:58:56 PM
second hand dildo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 27 August 2016, 09:25:34 PM
extracted from his
Title: Three word story
Post by: Gabrael72 on 28 August 2016, 07:37:31 PM
Stretched nasal cavity


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Post by: acid drop on 29 August 2016, 07:48:33 PM
 and wiped on........
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 August 2016, 11:49:57 AM
the net curtains
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Post by: windyg on 30 August 2016, 03:31:19 PM
before being cleaned
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 31 August 2016, 09:14:01 AM
using rough sandpaper
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Post by: robbo on 31 August 2016, 01:44:35 PM
previously used to
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Post by: kitcrazy on 31 August 2016, 01:49:42 PM
sand he's wooden
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Post by: robbo on 03 September 2016, 06:19:14 PM
prosthesis that nobody
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 September 2016, 08:53:31 AM
liked the look
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Post by: Exupnut on 07 September 2016, 08:54:54 AM
Or the taste
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Post by: robbo on 07 September 2016, 06:13:00 PM
or the smell
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 September 2016, 02:06:08 PM
or the feel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 September 2016, 02:14:25 PM
as the spikes
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Post by: Rabbit22 on 10 September 2016, 02:29:58 PM
Were sharp as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 10 September 2016, 02:50:37 PM
Life insurance agent
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Post by: tommyardin on 10 September 2016, 02:53:00 PM
Life insurance agent
Shut the fuck up tommyardin.
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Post by: tommyardin on 10 September 2016, 02:54:31 PM
Back to Rabbit 22
We're sharp as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 10 September 2016, 08:29:29 PM
the acid tongue
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Post by: Oldgit on 11 September 2016, 12:33:33 PM
of the alien
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Post by: Exupnut on 11 September 2016, 01:19:25 PM
Which penetrated tommytardin's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 September 2016, 07:49:26 PM
rather dirty starfish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 11 September 2016, 09:26:47 PM
that certainly needed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 September 2016, 08:52:29 AM
the hedgehog treatment
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 September 2016, 09:01:07 AM
for at least
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 September 2016, 09:36:06 AM
six solid hours
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Post by: windyg on 12 September 2016, 12:13:30 PM
before having a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 September 2016, 12:52:06 PM
Firtree pull through
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 12 September 2016, 01:12:15 PM
that should hopefully
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 September 2016, 01:44:30 PM
clear the backlog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 12 September 2016, 02:01:32 PM
Of manporridge stuck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 12 September 2016, 08:41:51 PM
so solidly sideways
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nomad Lad on 13 September 2016, 09:15:47 AM
behind the huge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 13 September 2016, 10:05:58 AM
swollen beyond normal
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 13 September 2016, 10:48:19 AM
Because of the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 13 September 2016, 12:20:59 PM
Lube that Kitcrazy
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Post by: Oldgit on 13 September 2016, 01:26:25 PM
pumped into the
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 September 2016, 03:48:36 PM
poor bastard. Meanwhile
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 14 September 2016, 08:29:59 AM
Back at the
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Post by: Exupnut on 14 September 2016, 09:09:05 AM
Fast Blue HQ
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 September 2016, 09:10:54 AM
Things got weird
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Post by: Oldgit on 14 September 2016, 10:30:37 AM
and stupid because
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Post by: robbo on 14 September 2016, 02:10:05 PM
suddenly an enormous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 September 2016, 02:28:52 PM
Three breasted orangutan
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 September 2016, 03:08:06 PM
started racing motorbikes
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Post by: Oldgit on 14 September 2016, 03:14:52 PM
in the local
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 September 2016, 03:21:10 PM
duck pond with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 September 2016, 03:41:53 PM
Frank butchers slipper
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Post by: Exupnut on 14 September 2016, 04:26:36 PM
Attached to his
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 September 2016, 05:38:35 PM
Prince Albert piercing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 14 September 2016, 05:52:17 PM
which he only
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Post by: dickturpin on 15 September 2016, 07:43:57 AM
Ever polished with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 September 2016, 08:52:08 AM
Tesco premium lager
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 September 2016, 11:52:25 AM
and sharp sand
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 15 September 2016, 02:24:18 PM
from exupnut back
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 15 September 2016, 03:00:36 PM
when he was
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Post by: Oldgit on 15 September 2016, 03:38:22 PM
a mod in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 15 September 2016, 04:29:47 PM
the film Quadraphenia
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 September 2016, 06:53:35 PM
Along with Fred
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 September 2016, 03:52:43 PM
from the slums
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 September 2016, 04:18:16 PM
of New Dehli
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 September 2016, 04:37:30 PM
Meanwhile in Dublin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 September 2016, 08:42:37 PM
Arthur Guinness said.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 16 September 2016, 08:47:05 PM
mine's a pint
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 September 2016, 08:01:14 AM
Of chocolate milk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 September 2016, 12:37:36 PM
with black nuts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 September 2016, 08:12:06 PM
Resting on my
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 18 September 2016, 03:42:02 PM
Pox ridden little
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 September 2016, 03:55:59 PM
sister in laws
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 18 September 2016, 08:20:55 PM
sweet but tight
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 September 2016, 08:50:53 PM
Shrivelled flappy bits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 September 2016, 07:30:59 AM
She likes it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JOE on 19 September 2016, 09:05:41 AM
when a marmoset
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 19 September 2016, 09:54:47 AM
ejaculates into her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 September 2016, 10:33:36 AM
huge hairy nostrils
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 September 2016, 12:51:49 PM
Just like when
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 September 2016, 02:52:23 PM
Daddy fucks Mummy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 September 2016, 05:00:05 PM
With csa payments
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 19 September 2016, 08:04:06 PM
that bleed him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 September 2016, 10:46:13 PM
Dryer than a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 20 September 2016, 12:07:52 AM
Nuns crusty old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 20 September 2016, 07:33:29 AM
double penetration dildo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 20 September 2016, 08:21:16 AM
With knobs on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 20 September 2016, 09:53:29 AM
made from synthetic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JOE on 20 September 2016, 10:11:45 AM
pineapple heads which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: hotmetal on 20 September 2016, 10:46:15 AM
Hurt like hell
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 September 2016, 05:02:18 PM
When pushed into
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 20 September 2016, 05:54:10 PM
Kieth Vaz's willing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 20 September 2016, 05:57:38 PM
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 September 2016, 07:51:33 PM
who bends for.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 20 September 2016, 09:20:05 PM
any Eastern European
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 September 2016, 10:06:00 PM
Working in a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JOE on 21 September 2016, 09:44:05 AM
Waitrose Deli, but
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 21 September 2016, 09:57:07 AM
Take it up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 September 2016, 12:19:39 PM
2 notches and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 September 2016, 02:58:03 PM
Score some coke
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 September 2016, 05:56:11 PM
Then he'll be
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 September 2016, 08:17:16 PM
up Jeremy Corbyn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 September 2016, 09:42:54 AM
bestest pal because
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 September 2016, 12:02:14 PM
Poor people are
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 22 September 2016, 03:45:20 PM
more than likely
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 September 2016, 03:51:06 PM
Gonna be fucked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: hotmetal on 22 September 2016, 03:53:25 PM
Up the Ronson
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 September 2016, 04:02:40 PM
While simultaneously poking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 22 September 2016, 08:47:05 PM
their little finger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 September 2016, 10:06:07 PM
@the elite 650
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 September 2016, 10:57:14 AM
virgins promised to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 September 2016, 11:35:40 AM
The nerds with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 September 2016, 11:36:15 AM
The nerds with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 23 September 2016, 01:12:40 PM
The nerds with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 23 September 2016, 01:13:04 PM
The nerds with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 September 2016, 01:46:06 PM
Exupnut and Dukeofrude
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 September 2016, 06:05:42 PM
Stunning good looks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 23 September 2016, 08:49:42 PM
apart from the
Title: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 23 September 2016, 09:27:26 PM
fugly  bbrown1664 nearby
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 September 2016, 11:07:35 AM
whose figure has
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 September 2016, 11:32:40 AM
Really gone downhill
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 24 September 2016, 11:35:47 AM
Since gender reassignment
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 September 2016, 11:45:04 AM
Went terribly wrong
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 24 September 2016, 12:55:50 PM
when the surgeon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: hotmetal on 24 September 2016, 01:23:51 PM
Reattached his knob
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JOE on 25 September 2016, 02:45:25 PM
to his earlobe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 September 2016, 03:08:29 PM
Like George Michael's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 25 September 2016, 05:19:15 PM
Going to care
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 September 2016, 06:26:59 PM
About a whisper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 25 September 2016, 06:45:20 PM
Kissing a fool
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 September 2016, 07:44:48 PM
and his tool
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 September 2016, 10:56:43 AM
Box loving mate
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 26 September 2016, 05:02:22 PM
whose Snap On
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Flooky on 26 September 2016, 05:47:55 PM
Fat merguez sausage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 September 2016, 05:51:01 PM
Got stuck in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 September 2016, 08:05:06 PM
Dick Turpins Arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 26 September 2016, 08:22:03 PM
On Queens Highway
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 26 September 2016, 11:38:06 PM
Someone mention me?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 September 2016, 08:25:42 AM
Said dick turpin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 27 September 2016, 03:10:35 PM
as he removed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 September 2016, 04:19:58 PM
an oversized dildo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 September 2016, 04:25:25 PM
from his mouth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 27 September 2016, 04:40:32 PM
And then said
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 September 2016, 06:32:42 PM
Oops wrong hole!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 27 September 2016, 07:13:14 PM
before plunging it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 September 2016, 07:32:36 PM
in some water
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 27 September 2016, 07:45:34 PM
for a qiuck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 27 September 2016, 07:50:19 PM
bit of relief
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 September 2016, 09:48:07 PM
From the sting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 27 September 2016, 09:49:32 PM
Of the phirana
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 27 September 2016, 10:40:56 PM
(similar to piranhas)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 September 2016, 09:05:53 AM
sharp teeth on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 28 September 2016, 10:19:07 AM
his left ball
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 September 2016, 01:56:19 PM
Hurt like hell
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 28 September 2016, 04:47:51 PM
Bollock chainmail required
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 September 2016, 04:53:56 PM
plus helmet protector
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 September 2016, 07:14:21 PM
For his helmet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 28 September 2016, 07:58:30 PM
as roundheads are
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 September 2016, 01:41:56 PM
cavaliers in disguise
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 29 September 2016, 02:08:13 PM
With large trouserswords
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 September 2016, 05:20:17 PM
Designed for stabbing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 September 2016, 05:57:11 PM
each others nether
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 September 2016, 07:31:40 PM
regions every day
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 September 2016, 08:49:41 PM
For orgasmic pleasure
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 29 September 2016, 09:18:14 PM
until they collapsed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 30 September 2016, 08:58:11 AM
Into a pile
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 September 2016, 09:25:23 AM
Of used johnnys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 September 2016, 05:56:12 PM
the extra thick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 30 September 2016, 06:36:34 PM
ribbed lubricated sort
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 September 2016, 07:24:30 PM
That girls love
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 30 September 2016, 07:39:45 PM
To tell you
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 September 2016, 07:42:08 PM
they have tasted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 30 September 2016, 10:02:31 PM
when swallowing copious
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 October 2016, 08:43:07 AM
Amounts of sticky
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 October 2016, 04:33:13 PM
tart fuel alcopop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 October 2016, 06:16:12 PM
Something like wkd
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 October 2016, 06:58:08 PM
or Breezers worked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 October 2016, 08:36:12 PM
to turn them...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 02 October 2016, 04:16:38 PM
And Fazerider into
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 04 October 2016, 04:17:57 PM
knicker dropping nymphos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 October 2016, 04:20:26 PM
assuming they wore
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 05 October 2016, 08:10:38 AM
All the gear
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 October 2016, 08:28:15 AM
to get Robbo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 October 2016, 07:28:44 AM
Hard as a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 October 2016, 08:44:23 AM
freshly made jelly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 October 2016, 05:47:43 PM
with more wobbly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 06 October 2016, 07:02:37 PM
than strawberry jelly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 October 2016, 09:27:53 AM
but sensationally rose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 October 2016, 10:28:21 AM
like dunked biscuits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 October 2016, 10:54:41 AM
In a cup
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 October 2016, 04:22:29 PM
brimming with hot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 October 2016, 05:36:05 PM
milk. All soggy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 October 2016, 07:31:48 PM
And sticking to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 October 2016, 07:41:05 PM
Old mother hubbard's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 October 2016, 07:47:35 PM
Sons wanking sock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 07 October 2016, 09:34:28 PM
The same sock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 October 2016, 10:10:35 PM
allegedly worn by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 October 2016, 11:23:13 PM
Jimmy Savilles personal
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 October 2016, 01:05:59 PM
 butler who lined
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 October 2016, 02:26:32 PM
it with razor
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 October 2016, 07:01:49 PM
Tipped rubber cocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 October 2016, 05:39:38 PM
and hypodermic needles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 09 October 2016, 06:41:10 PM
just for fun
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 October 2016, 07:24:43 PM
Because he was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 October 2016, 08:06:38 PM
a funny fucker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 09 October 2016, 09:36:31 PM
with extreme masochistic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 October 2016, 11:17:00 PM
Tendencies toward dogs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 October 2016, 09:01:05 AM
and other furry
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 October 2016, 10:07:09 AM
people and animals
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 October 2016, 10:51:48 AM
With three legs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 10 October 2016, 02:23:46 PM
Because 4 are
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 October 2016, 02:28:44 PM
considered too many
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 October 2016, 02:34:34 PM
In many parts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 10 October 2016, 10:02:39 PM
But 3 are
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 10 October 2016, 10:54:44 PM
Generally one less
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 October 2016, 07:17:57 AM
Than the average
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 11 October 2016, 10:13:11 AM
you find on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 October 2016, 12:47:38 PM
any normal clown
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 October 2016, 01:42:04 PM
fish under the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 11 October 2016, 02:13:45 PM
Counter of the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 October 2016, 04:57:16 PM
nearest porn shop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 October 2016, 09:11:25 PM
. The smell dictated
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 October 2016, 09:23:14 PM
Piss flap under
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 October 2016, 08:27:16 AM
The salespersons jockstrap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 October 2016, 08:48:57 AM
was too much
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 12 October 2016, 10:07:40 AM
But maybe someone
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 12 October 2016, 02:17:37 PM
somewhere out there
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 October 2016, 03:33:57 PM
had better ideas
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 October 2016, 05:20:30 PM
For a lady
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 October 2016, 09:20:42 PM
Of the night
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 12 October 2016, 10:21:19 PM
Or a hermaphrodite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 October 2016, 08:28:36 AM
Of the day
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 October 2016, 08:40:43 AM
out to play
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 October 2016, 04:02:20 PM
with her flaps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 October 2016, 07:30:00 PM
In front of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 14 October 2016, 10:19:21 PM
her inverted penis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 October 2016, 12:24:26 PM
complete with balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 October 2016, 04:31:10 PM
That are hanging
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 October 2016, 04:37:38 PM
Like christmas tree
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 October 2016, 11:41:46 AM
baubles shining like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 October 2016, 03:10:30 PM
A bald man's
Title: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 October 2016, 03:36:43 PM
Bald ball sack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 October 2016, 03:39:28 PM
treated with Autosol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 October 2016, 03:41:26 PM
and chrome polish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 October 2016, 04:17:18 PM
applied using sandpaper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 October 2016, 04:36:25 PM
And wet fingers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 October 2016, 04:59:52 PM
to ensure blood
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 October 2016, 05:01:15 PM
oozed copiously from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 October 2016, 05:02:58 PM
the cracked skin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 October 2016, 07:01:10 PM
and dribbled onto............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 October 2016, 09:10:05 PM
The tongue of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 19 October 2016, 04:47:02 PM
her Doctor Marten
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 October 2016, 04:58:29 PM
that she used
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 October 2016, 07:01:55 PM
to lick her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 October 2016, 07:47:20 PM
Dirty plug hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 October 2016, 09:01:53 AM
clean of hair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 October 2016, 02:32:50 PM
and assorted scabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 October 2016, 04:53:22 PM
Caused by strenuous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 20 October 2016, 06:42:54 PM
exfoliating with wire
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 20 October 2016, 06:47:40 PM
brush and domestos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 October 2016, 08:03:49 PM
mixed with fannybatter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 21 October 2016, 09:45:10 PM
and toenail clippings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 October 2016, 08:30:17 AM
Taken from a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 22 October 2016, 09:08:09 AM
Road Kill Llama
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 October 2016, 12:23:30 PM
which was found
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 October 2016, 03:20:30 PM
In Keith Vaz's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 October 2016, 06:08:49 PM
Lovers underwear drawer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 October 2016, 06:46:37 PM
right next to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 22 October 2016, 07:46:43 PM
her rampant rabbit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 October 2016, 07:57:13 PM
That's powered by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 October 2016, 08:19:53 PM
a three phase
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 October 2016, 09:47:08 PM
hearing aid battery
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 23 October 2016, 07:56:17 PM
smeared with earwax
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 October 2016, 07:58:03 PM
And crocodile spunk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 October 2016, 01:32:11 PM
that hornet riders
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 24 October 2016, 04:15:39 PM
Crash into while
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 October 2016, 04:29:58 PM
having a quick.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 October 2016, 09:09:28 PM
Tommy tank on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 October 2016, 10:15:34 AM
his petrol pump..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 October 2016, 02:29:35 PM
after downing 20
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 October 2016, 03:34:47 PM
Shots of bleach
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 October 2016, 03:58:37 PM
and ajax mixed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 October 2016, 07:06:01 PM
with jim beams................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 25 October 2016, 10:07:39 PM
finest sipping bourbon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 October 2016, 11:12:37 PM
Meanwhile in scotland
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 26 October 2016, 08:45:43 AM
It rained again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 October 2016, 03:01:39 PM
which was odd
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 26 October 2016, 05:21:56 PM
Usually it's sleet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 October 2016, 05:22:23 PM
hail, snow and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 26 October 2016, 06:58:10 PM
screaming troll sturgeon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 October 2016, 07:14:15 PM
Stabbing homeless people
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 October 2016, 07:31:56 PM
for living in.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 26 October 2016, 08:49:31 PM
a shipping container
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 October 2016, 06:51:40 PM
full of crap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 October 2016, 09:24:40 PM
Also known as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 October 2016, 03:18:29 PM
the Scottish parliament
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 October 2016, 06:38:44 PM
land of jockistan
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 28 October 2016, 07:35:14 PM
ruled by the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 October 2016, 08:16:09 PM
Wee ginger goblins
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 October 2016, 04:19:57 PM
gamming ginger sturgeon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 October 2016, 04:54:44 PM
Right in the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 29 October 2016, 07:41:01 PM
Left buttock cheek
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Post by: dickturpin on 30 October 2016, 08:23:22 AM
That's where she
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 October 2016, 10:07:33 AM
Liked to put
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 October 2016, 04:41:33 PM
her cold hand
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 30 October 2016, 07:45:22 PM
after having just
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 31 October 2016, 09:40:26 AM
removed it from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 October 2016, 01:52:45 PM
a corpse which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 31 October 2016, 04:49:36 PM
Died riding hondas
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 October 2016, 07:26:15 PM
through the snow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 31 October 2016, 08:11:23 PM
on bald tyres
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 01 November 2016, 10:55:40 AM
skidding like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 November 2016, 11:36:15 AM
Tramps tighty whiteys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 November 2016, 07:21:22 PM
into the crapper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 November 2016, 09:41:00 AM
from an extraordinary
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 November 2016, 03:27:00 PM
tricky left hander
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 November 2016, 05:22:57 PM
At cadwell park
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 November 2016, 09:00:20 PM
in pouring rain
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 November 2016, 03:01:51 PM
with liberal sprinklings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 November 2016, 03:04:10 PM
Of dog dandruff
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 November 2016, 04:27:20 PM
 and winalot biscuits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 04 November 2016, 09:55:37 AM
which when mixed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 November 2016, 10:45:02 AM
formed a sludge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 November 2016, 02:54:23 PM
Thicker than a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 November 2016, 03:13:25 PM
Hornet riders brain
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 November 2016, 04:55:19 PM
which cannot process
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 November 2016, 04:59:18 PM
how to breathe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 November 2016, 05:31:43 PM
10w40 oil through
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 04 November 2016, 05:52:14 PM
the lawn mower
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 November 2016, 08:06:50 PM
while cutting grass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 November 2016, 11:33:40 PM
In the nude
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 05 November 2016, 12:41:19 AM
Wagging her tail
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 November 2016, 10:13:12 AM
piece for all
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 November 2016, 06:24:34 PM
 to come and............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 05 November 2016, 07:39:20 PM
video this ridiculous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 November 2016, 08:31:13 PM
Attempt at seduction
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 05 November 2016, 10:37:27 PM
While pole dancing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 06 November 2016, 10:38:10 AM
Covered in chocolate
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 November 2016, 11:18:19 AM
and having a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 November 2016, 02:35:18 PM
Shit on the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 06 November 2016, 04:08:45 PM
face of the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 November 2016, 08:02:24 PM
Archbishop of Canterbury
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 November 2016, 09:19:07 PM
. It reminded him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 06 November 2016, 11:25:00 PM
of Father Crilly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 November 2016, 07:29:15 AM
From back when
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 November 2016, 10:24:48 AM
caning was allowed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 November 2016, 06:59:49 PM
in all churches
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 November 2016, 09:07:50 PM
And public toilets
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 07 November 2016, 09:43:41 PM
After Sunday service
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 08 November 2016, 07:22:16 AM
provided butt plugs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 November 2016, 08:45:00 AM
were not lubed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 November 2016, 09:29:20 AM
To everybody with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 November 2016, 07:43:25 PM
bloody sore arses
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 09 November 2016, 07:49:18 PM
after a good
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 09 November 2016, 07:59:18 PM
dose of diarrhea
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 November 2016, 08:30:34 PM
And rough anal
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 10 November 2016, 11:42:13 AM
injection of chicken
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 10 November 2016, 11:59:14 AM
Potatoes and gravy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 November 2016, 12:49:28 PM
topped with sand
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 November 2016, 04:17:26 PM
From the crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 November 2016, 07:15:51 PM
of TRUMPS arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 10 November 2016, 07:34:00 PM
which was ouzeing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 November 2016, 09:33:49 AM
fake tan liquid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 November 2016, 10:18:33 AM
And Hilarys tears
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 11 November 2016, 01:40:55 PM
of annihilating defeat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 November 2016, 02:55:47 PM
on Trumps knob
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 November 2016, 03:23:18 PM
Also known as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 11 November 2016, 05:22:22 PM
The Trump Tower
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 11 November 2016, 09:14:50 PM
according to Melania
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 November 2016, 09:50:03 PM
whose pussy was..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 November 2016, 10:11:59 PM
Looser than a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 12 November 2016, 04:48:57 PM
fifty cent whore
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 November 2016, 06:35:25 PM
whos just retired
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 November 2016, 06:42:56 PM
from 20 years
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 12 November 2016, 07:13:43 PM
Selling her arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 November 2016, 07:23:39 PM
on rotten row
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 November 2016, 09:38:00 AM
To foreign dignitaries
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 November 2016, 10:55:27 AM
who had little
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 13 November 2016, 05:19:30 PM
idea of her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 13 November 2016, 05:33:50 PM
gender reassignment operation
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 November 2016, 06:08:09 PM
Which took place
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 13 November 2016, 07:43:47 PM
In a Sainsbury's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 13 November 2016, 07:52:12 PM
Fresh meat section
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 13 November 2016, 08:01:29 PM
her bonus points
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 November 2016, 08:21:55 PM
Are worth more
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 13 November 2016, 11:42:36 PM
Nora Batty's old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 14 November 2016, 10:13:19 AM
piss stained stockings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 November 2016, 03:42:40 PM
and sweat stained
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 14 November 2016, 04:12:27 PM
1/2" Socket Set

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 November 2016, 05:56:05 PM
That's also kept
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 November 2016, 06:03:57 PM
in her box
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 14 November 2016, 06:05:27 PM
of Kleanex tissues

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 November 2016, 10:19:14 PM
under her bed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 November 2016, 11:06:08 PM
Along side her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 15 November 2016, 10:04:30 AM
ancient clockwork dildo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 November 2016, 04:22:05 PM
 that needed repairing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 15 November 2016, 06:46:03 PM
after rimming here
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 November 2016, 07:01:59 PM
And there, although
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 15 November 2016, 08:47:35 PM
Compo and Clegg
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 15 November 2016, 11:08:26 PM
Always preferred bush
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 16 November 2016, 06:29:06 AM
mills whiskey, drank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 November 2016, 09:53:32 AM
through a pair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 November 2016, 12:46:54 PM
Of Maggie thatchers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 16 November 2016, 04:02:18 PM
Baggy skidmarked bloomers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 November 2016, 04:23:33 PM
she was wearing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 16 November 2016, 05:30:52 PM
when the Belgrano
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 November 2016, 05:40:24 PM
suddenly scuttled itself
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 November 2016, 07:34:31 PM
near the biggest
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 16 November 2016, 07:49:21 PM
sink hole ever
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 16 November 2016, 08:32:18 PM
seen in bristol

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 16 November 2016, 08:59:29 PM
at comeberland basin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 16 November 2016, 10:00:20 PM
near Spike Island
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 16 November 2016, 10:55:09 PM
On a sandbank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 November 2016, 11:09:12 PM
Full of crabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 November 2016, 11:21:42 AM
ln her knickers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 November 2016, 03:45:22 PM
accompanied with gooey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 November 2016, 04:09:01 PM
Argentinian sailors who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 November 2016, 07:04:50 PM
were shaking their.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 17 November 2016, 08:29:47 PM
white flags above
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 17 November 2016, 10:13:27 PM
El presidentes arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 November 2016, 10:28:39 PM
Because that's where
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 17 November 2016, 11:13:40 PM
They all surrender
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 November 2016, 08:37:20 AM
like the French
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 November 2016, 08:38:31 AM
but in Spanish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 November 2016, 10:37:52 AM
While looking italian
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 November 2016, 11:43:17 AM
with greasy hair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: HarryHornby on 18 November 2016, 11:48:54 AM
and stupid accents
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 18 November 2016, 12:02:27 PM
but beautiful women :eek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 November 2016, 01:45:12 PM
and tasty steaks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 November 2016, 04:43:32 PM
with crinkle cut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 November 2016, 04:44:18 PM
Belgrano steel knives
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 November 2016, 04:48:15 PM
still rusty from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 18 November 2016, 06:54:37 PM
Salty semen deposits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 November 2016, 07:09:36 PM
dripped from her.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 18 November 2016, 07:44:17 PM
Hairy sugar puff
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 18 November 2016, 07:45:50 PM
candy coloured muff
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 November 2016, 08:39:56 PM
From which came
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 19 November 2016, 12:38:52 AM
The grim reaper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 19 November 2016, 08:28:02 AM
proudly erect with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 19 November 2016, 08:49:19 AM
his scythe glinting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 19 November 2016, 11:46:20 AM
In moon light
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 November 2016, 04:17:48 PM
Like pizza pie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 November 2016, 04:45:36 PM
ready to eat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 19 November 2016, 07:51:27 PM
Covered with cheese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 November 2016, 01:43:22 PM
and assorted scabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 20 November 2016, 06:10:54 PM
like union members
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 20 November 2016, 07:28:35 PM
On strike again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 November 2016, 08:43:39 AM
. Meanwhile in Wapping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 21 November 2016, 08:53:25 AM
The locals were
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 November 2016, 10:34:57 AM
revolting. Completely revolting.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 November 2016, 11:25:44 AM
as they were
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 November 2016, 01:55:36 PM
Having a wank............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 November 2016, 02:44:03 PM
In a church
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 21 November 2016, 04:43:24 PM
full of nuns
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 21 November 2016, 05:21:25 PM
with bare arseholes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 21 November 2016, 06:50:04 PM
Saying the Lords
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 November 2016, 07:08:43 PM
A complete twat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 21 November 2016, 11:47:15 PM
Riding his Harley
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 November 2016, 04:17:44 PM
backwards with a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 22 November 2016, 04:34:08 PM
cucumber sticking out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 November 2016, 06:08:53 PM
Of his exhaust
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 November 2016, 06:42:45 PM
his bollocks flapping..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 22 November 2016, 07:15:27 PM
in the wind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 22 November 2016, 08:49:33 PM
Rain and snow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 22 November 2016, 09:39:05 PM
Where's My Hat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 November 2016, 10:01:16 AM
Said the postman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 23 November 2016, 11:19:23 AM
Nothing new then
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 November 2016, 11:43:55 AM
for me today
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 November 2016, 03:30:07 PM
All old news
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 23 November 2016, 07:10:48 PM
like the sisters
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 23 November 2016, 09:05:02 PM
whose blow jobs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 November 2016, 09:12:09 AM
were the worst
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 November 2016, 04:11:35 PM
you ever had.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 24 November 2016, 05:26:12 PM
whilst standing up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 November 2016, 06:22:38 PM
In a pond
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 November 2016, 07:46:22 PM
washing their fanny's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 November 2016, 09:04:25 AM
flaps with diesel 
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 25 November 2016, 10:43:41 AM
impregnated Brillo pads
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 25 November 2016, 03:27:13 PM
At The ready
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 25 November 2016, 05:57:25 PM
To clean crud
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 November 2016, 07:30:10 PM
From their cracks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 November 2016, 06:10:19 PM
on their backs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 26 November 2016, 08:56:00 PM
sleeping on beds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 27 November 2016, 09:53:54 AM
heavily stained with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnakay on 27 November 2016, 05:36:45 PM
spunky do da
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 November 2016, 07:52:54 PM
running down the..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 27 November 2016, 07:58:40 PM
Road in wellingtons
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 27 November 2016, 08:08:15 PM
chasing the hairdresser
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 November 2016, 02:43:21 PM
in her audi
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 November 2016, 03:37:23 PM
TT quarto tartmobile
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 28 November 2016, 11:01:52 PM
saying foc Frosties
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 28 November 2016, 11:05:39 PM
Tommy is mine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 November 2016, 02:25:56 PM
said Mrs Gunn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 November 2016, 03:20:08 PM
bollocks said jemima
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 November 2016, 05:08:05 PM
While she was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 29 November 2016, 05:31:28 PM
Humping Mr Puddleduck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 29 November 2016, 05:42:00 PM
I've laddered my
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 29 November 2016, 09:54:30 PM
MR2 canvas roof
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 November 2016, 08:34:39 AM
While driving in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 November 2016, 09:12:16 AM
nothing but underwear
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 30 November 2016, 09:46:01 AM
black and lacy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 November 2016, 11:44:12 AM
smelly pee stained.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 November 2016, 11:45:37 AM
with skidmarks included
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 30 November 2016, 07:21:49 PM
from my jammed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 30 November 2016, 07:52:26 PM
automatic gear box
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 November 2016, 08:43:20 PM
Stuck in reverse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 30 November 2016, 09:18:16 PM
At the top
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 30 November 2016, 10:41:05 PM
of Pikes Peak
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 30 November 2016, 10:49:58 PM
after losing to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 30 November 2016, 11:16:37 PM
The Grim Reaper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 30 November 2016, 11:31:56 PM
Which usually caused
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 December 2016, 09:02:50 AM
a wee bit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 01 December 2016, 09:37:54 AM
of absolute carnage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 December 2016, 04:22:54 PM
and effluent discharge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 December 2016, 06:22:50 PM
To seep from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 01 December 2016, 06:25:51 PM
my bed slug
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 01 December 2016, 07:13:32 PM
Staining some underwear
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 01 December 2016, 10:02:59 PM
Tommy was licking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 December 2016, 01:01:47 PM
his own arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 December 2016, 02:20:59 PM
as his tongue
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 December 2016, 02:55:51 PM
curled around the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 02 December 2016, 03:48:46 PM
Gaping anal cavity
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 December 2016, 06:13:03 PM
, he noticed that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 02 December 2016, 06:18:30 PM
Something was wrong
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 December 2016, 07:21:32 PM
BBROWN1664 was watching
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 02 December 2016, 07:24:42 PM
as he inserted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 December 2016, 09:15:20 PM
another Anusol suppository
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 02 December 2016, 09:54:34 PM
Between greased buttocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 03 December 2016, 09:37:11 AM
in anticipation of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 03 December 2016, 09:49:09 AM
eternal relief from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 December 2016, 09:54:03 AM
Intense hemorrhoid itching
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 December 2016, 10:50:40 AM
and suppurating boils
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 03 December 2016, 06:17:59 PM
Full of pus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 December 2016, 06:26:53 PM
being squeezed out.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 03 December 2016, 06:51:29 PM
And licked off
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 03 December 2016, 08:52:24 PM

by two girl
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 03 December 2016, 11:01:46 PM
siamesed twins who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 03 December 2016, 11:07:42 PM
Playing with dildos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 December 2016, 11:29:06 PM
Caught the attention
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 04 December 2016, 11:28:32 PM
Of catholic priests
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 December 2016, 11:11:02 AM
and young boys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 December 2016, 07:55:28 PM
with trouser pockets
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Post by: cl1ve2004 on 05 December 2016, 08:24:48 PM
full of sweets
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 December 2016, 09:20:53 PM
From local peados
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 06 December 2016, 02:01:48 PM
Wearing beige raincoats
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 06 December 2016, 03:15:35 PM
complete with gizz
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Post by: Oldgit on 06 December 2016, 03:52:46 PM
stains and wet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 December 2016, 07:00:42 PM
patches round their...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 06 December 2016, 07:33:56 PM
High heel shoes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 December 2016, 11:09:43 PM
Which were higher
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 December 2016, 05:18:14 PM
Than tower bridge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 December 2016, 07:53:25 PM
when it's up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 07 December 2016, 09:59:15 PM
Goes back down
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 08 December 2016, 09:13:11 AM
And up again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 08 December 2016, 12:02:40 PM
like whore's drawers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 08 December 2016, 01:28:02 PM
Up and down
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 08 December 2016, 01:30:42 PM
Full of cum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 December 2016, 02:35:43 PM
up her bum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 December 2016, 04:27:19 PM
Like your mum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 08 December 2016, 05:05:57 PM
And your nan
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 December 2016, 05:38:23 PM
and her dog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 December 2016, 06:49:12 PM
dropping a log.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 December 2016, 09:36:13 PM
In the bog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 08 December 2016, 09:53:04 PM
With poisonous gases
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 09 December 2016, 09:14:41 AM
smelt by masses
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 December 2016, 07:20:01 PM
of knicker sniffers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 09 December 2016, 08:50:34 PM
and arsehole whiffers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 December 2016, 10:29:11 AM
and saddle sniffers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 December 2016, 02:55:02 PM
riding bareback style
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 10 December 2016, 04:40:08 PM
On brokeback mountain
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 December 2016, 12:50:38 PM
cowboy style with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 11 December 2016, 01:00:07 PM
A big leather
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 December 2016, 01:01:05 PM
Jockstrap wedged up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 December 2016, 04:06:39 PM
 between your teeth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 December 2016, 04:14:47 PM
and studded to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 December 2016, 05:23:03 PM
Help your grip
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 12 December 2016, 07:13:41 PM
on the enormous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 December 2016, 09:20:25 PM
Shaft your riding
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 December 2016, 12:05:21 PM
Covered in oil
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 December 2016, 01:17:31 PM
from an old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 December 2016, 01:23:29 PM
Suzuki bandit riders
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 December 2016, 03:24:10 PM
arse wipes and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 December 2016, 07:38:23 PM
Ariel Leader exhaust......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 14 December 2016, 09:22:36 PM
emitting oily gas
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 December 2016, 10:56:40 PM
Just like Honda's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 December 2016, 09:59:27 AM
pungent sticky goo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 December 2016, 04:26:46 PM
dribbling down your................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 December 2016, 04:37:12 PM
Sisters inner thigh
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 15 December 2016, 04:40:30 PM
after she's had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 December 2016, 06:13:49 PM
A team of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 15 December 2016, 10:50:39 PM
Mechanics with tools
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 December 2016, 09:16:18 AM
clear out her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 December 2016, 04:39:51 PM
low level grotto
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 December 2016, 06:40:06 PM
before refilling with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 16 December 2016, 07:07:53 PM
Buckets of cum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 December 2016, 08:36:41 PM
Donated from local
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 December 2016, 10:14:39 AM
Syphilitics spot squeezing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 December 2016, 04:14:36 PM
 by the local............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 17 December 2016, 07:56:04 PM
pox doctors patients
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 December 2016, 11:09:25 PM
Once they'd realised
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 December 2016, 02:19:12 PM
this stuff had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 18 December 2016, 03:15:09 PM
cum from a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 December 2016, 05:09:16 PM
 Hookers back pocket
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 18 December 2016, 10:11:15 PM
And arse crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 December 2016, 10:23:52 AM
dribbling down between
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 December 2016, 11:10:29 AM
Sweaty, Chaffing, spotty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 December 2016, 01:26:24 PM
scaly,fishy, gooey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 19 December 2016, 02:32:45 PM
Flabby fat thighs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 December 2016, 07:27:59 PM
into her socks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 19 December 2016, 08:24:15 PM
already reeking of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 19 December 2016, 11:46:03 PM
Sweaty cheesy toes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 December 2016, 11:53:50 PM
and Athletes foot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 December 2016, 02:17:38 PM
caused by running........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 December 2016, 04:26:06 PM
Away from pimps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 21 December 2016, 07:56:02 AM
driving pink Cadillacs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 December 2016, 03:05:40 PM
and shagging snails
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 21 December 2016, 07:58:07 PM
In the garden
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 December 2016, 08:33:54 PM
Of the old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 21 December 2016, 08:46:12 PM
local convicted paedo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 December 2016, 09:31:30 AM
who was rotting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 December 2016, 11:40:49 AM
From the noose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 December 2016, 07:40:44 PM
hung round his............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 December 2016, 10:36:27 AM
bell end with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 December 2016, 11:18:44 AM
Barbed wire for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 December 2016, 01:36:34 PM
intense sexual ecstacy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 23 December 2016, 04:50:31 PM
And Christmas cheer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 23 December 2016, 06:01:03 PM
until the anaesthetic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 December 2016, 07:19:09 PM
started wearing off........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 December 2016, 08:35:35 PM
And than came
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 December 2016, 11:20:10 AM
the stark reality
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 24 December 2016, 11:40:14 AM
of endless pain
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 December 2016, 01:44:10 PM
  up the arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Shappaeye on 24 December 2016, 02:53:02 PM
no thank you
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 December 2016, 07:26:38 PM
said the vicar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 24 December 2016, 08:21:00 PM
Wearing ladies underwear
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 24 December 2016, 08:47:44 PM
Outside his tunic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 December 2016, 09:01:48 PM
Said the postman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 December 2016, 07:12:02 PM
 with his sack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 25 December 2016, 09:42:40 PM
on his back
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 26 December 2016, 09:27:41 AM
reaching his crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 December 2016, 09:55:26 AM
Full of crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ogri48 on 26 December 2016, 10:44:45 AM
George Michael dead
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 December 2016, 11:40:07 AM
Never dancing again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 December 2016, 11:40:44 AM
and Wham it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 December 2016, 03:11:43 PM
 up your arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 December 2016, 11:34:54 AM
and wake me
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 December 2016, 11:46:01 AM
Up before you
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 29 December 2016, 01:49:30 PM
carelessly whisper something
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 December 2016, 03:40:14 PM
about club tropicana
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 December 2016, 05:19:09 PM
Like jesus to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 December 2016, 11:13:04 AM
let the sun
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 December 2016, 11:24:14 AM
go down on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 December 2016, 12:44:11 PM
Young princess leia
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 December 2016, 01:30:59 PM
like a rat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 December 2016, 04:47:54 PM
 up her drainpipe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 December 2016, 10:59:18 AM
before it needed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 December 2016, 11:38:47 AM
  C 3 PO
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 31 December 2016, 02:25:31 PM
To translate the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 31 December 2016, 03:08:45 PM
complex operating instructions
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 January 2017, 12:08:59 PM
to unlock her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 January 2017, 01:45:34 PM
storm trooper jacket
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 January 2017, 04:39:04 PM
She stole from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 January 2017, 07:19:49 PM
 the salvation army
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 02 January 2017, 07:24:59 PM
which itched like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 January 2017, 07:51:43 PM
a dose of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 January 2017, 10:33:59 PM
Wookie genital crabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 January 2017, 12:29:26 PM
combined with large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 January 2017, 04:24:55 PM
Dose's of Yoda's..................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 January 2017, 04:47:22 PM
and the ewoks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 03 January 2017, 05:16:56 PM
highly contagious bleeding
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 03 January 2017, 11:27:21 PM
From hairy arseholes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 January 2017, 06:51:08 AM
On shit bikes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 January 2017, 03:16:48 PM
with no wheels
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 January 2017, 05:12:32 PM
and only one
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 January 2017, 05:44:09 PM
solid plastic wheel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 January 2017, 06:58:11 PM
To steer with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 January 2017, 03:10:05 PM
and get home
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 05 January 2017, 03:58:30 PM
in an ambulance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 January 2017, 04:25:41 PM
Driven by a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 January 2017, 07:03:42 PM
a one legged............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 05 January 2017, 10:40:34 PM
Failed arse kicker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 January 2017, 11:03:59 AM
with an inferiority
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 06 January 2017, 01:56:20 PM
complex and split
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 January 2017, 02:12:30 PM
personality which made
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 January 2017, 03:48:30 PM
good for a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 06 January 2017, 03:55:34 PM
Fun dinner party
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 06 January 2017, 05:54:31 PM
held for tourettes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 January 2017, 06:43:22 PM
Fuck bollocks wank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 January 2017, 07:22:59 PM
 walk the plank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 06 January 2017, 07:43:39 PM
Said pirate Pete
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 06 January 2017, 08:04:50 PM
whilst wiping parrot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 06 January 2017, 08:38:57 PM
pieces of eight

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 January 2017, 09:31:33 PM
Off his face
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 06 January 2017, 09:34:20 PM
And Jolly Roger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 January 2017, 08:04:26 AM
the cabin boy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 January 2017, 09:53:34 AM
lubricating his arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 07 January 2017, 02:20:53 PM
For Captain Pugwash
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 January 2017, 02:36:45 PM
And seamen staines
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 January 2017, 06:29:49 PM
and Master Bates
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 January 2017, 06:34:52 PM
 to slide in.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Kenbob on 07 January 2017, 07:54:55 PM
Nut deep together
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 08 January 2017, 12:43:04 AM
Not for me
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 08 January 2017, 12:46:02 AM
If someone's looking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 January 2017, 09:07:34 AM
From behind the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 January 2017, 11:27:16 AM
Ships bow spirit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 January 2017, 01:25:34 PM
Long John Silver............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 08 January 2017, 04:19:43 PM
and Jim Hawkins
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 January 2017, 05:49:57 PM
Each took turns
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 08 January 2017, 11:59:30 PM
Spanking the monkey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 January 2017, 11:30:43 AM
using a large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 January 2017, 12:10:21 PM
barrel of rum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 January 2017, 07:11:15 PM
 and boiled oil
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 09 January 2017, 07:42:49 PM
Rubbed all over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 January 2017, 08:18:49 PM
Hard to reach
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 09 January 2017, 08:21:40 PM
areas with hooks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 10 January 2017, 07:34:00 AM
made from the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 January 2017, 08:17:28 AM
Erections of dead
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 10 January 2017, 08:33:50 AM
press ganged keelhaulers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 January 2017, 10:04:37 AM
scarified penis's which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 10 January 2017, 10:06:37 AM
Were dismembered with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 January 2017, 10:31:03 AM
old sharks teeth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 January 2017, 10:57:54 AM
Smeared with african
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 10 January 2017, 11:30:40 AM
Bush elephant sperm
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 10 January 2017, 01:59:32 PM
which had dripped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 January 2017, 06:15:53 PM
Down the back
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 January 2017, 07:05:12 PM
 of our sofa
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: HarryHornby on 10 January 2017, 07:19:18 PM
very very slowly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 11 January 2017, 12:32:28 AM
Onto the floor
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 January 2017, 04:36:47 PM
burning a hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 January 2017, 06:58:02 PM
in her knickers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 11 January 2017, 11:48:45 PM
causing the crotch
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 January 2017, 07:50:15 AM
To feel like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 January 2017, 09:55:19 AM
a furnace full
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 January 2017, 01:29:24 PM
of red hot.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 January 2017, 02:40:38 PM
Cambodian fire ants
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 January 2017, 06:40:35 PM
 licking up all................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 January 2017, 02:47:11 PM
the gooey mess
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 January 2017, 03:08:40 PM
left from rotting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 13 January 2017, 03:47:34 PM
over several months
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 January 2017, 03:58:55 PM
of accumulated snot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 January 2017, 04:05:06 PM
and bogey pie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 13 January 2017, 04:20:08 PM
all mixed up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 January 2017, 04:39:25 PM
with a liberal
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 January 2017, 05:47:58 PM
Helping of old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 January 2017, 02:08:48 PM
and crusty dangleberries
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 15 January 2017, 09:19:20 AM
with added seamen
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 January 2017, 10:35:47 AM
Just for extra
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 15 January 2017, 10:43:14 AM
chicken flavoured taste.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 January 2017, 11:36:22 AM
which was better
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 January 2017, 12:20:15 PM
 than burger king
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 January 2017, 05:28:25 PM
Is capable of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 15 January 2017, 07:21:57 PM
brother for a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 15 January 2017, 07:24:33 PM
Sorry! Page 1
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 15 January 2017, 07:27:00 PM
I'm a tit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 January 2017, 10:15:52 PM
said the vicar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 January 2017, 07:28:12 AM
To the Jock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 16 January 2017, 08:41:21 AM
strap wearing transgender
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 January 2017, 10:48:12 AM
Albanian clog dancer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 January 2017, 11:08:11 AM
who forgot his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dannymassive on 16 January 2017, 01:06:58 PM
hairy hoop soup
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 January 2017, 01:16:00 PM
was not vegan
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 January 2017, 03:44:54 PM
and liked raw
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 January 2017, 04:32:37 PM
vegetables on Mondays
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 January 2017, 04:59:38 PM
But not wednesdays
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 16 January 2017, 05:20:02 PM
when he only
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 January 2017, 01:18:43 AM
ate rancid pussies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 17 January 2017, 11:06:53 AM
On buttered toast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 January 2017, 11:32:59 AM
With sides of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 17 January 2017, 12:30:39 PM
rats faeces and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 January 2017, 04:03:11 PM
Catnip laced biscuits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 January 2017, 06:59:02 PM
of a enormous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 17 January 2017, 09:33:04 PM
Smorgasbord of meat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 January 2017, 12:34:50 PM
covered in maggots
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 January 2017, 03:38:21 PM
with a side
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 18 January 2017, 03:43:24 PM
of goats cheese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 January 2017, 04:42:23 PM
Smeared across multiple
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 18 January 2017, 05:38:00 PM
Scantily clad women
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 January 2017, 06:56:23 PM
 riding humungous choppers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 January 2017, 07:08:11 PM
Shaped like precarious
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 January 2017, 08:24:01 PM
structures resembling huge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 January 2017, 06:52:51 PM
throbbing green cucumbers
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Post by: Graham53 on 19 January 2017, 07:20:38 PM
And massive melons
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 January 2017, 09:15:20 AM
topped with walnuts
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Post by: lew600fazer on 20 January 2017, 09:34:30 AM
chopped and crushed
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Post by: acid drop on 20 January 2017, 11:29:36 AM
 sprinkled all over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 20 January 2017, 12:05:55 PM
with maraschino cherries
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Post by: Oldgit on 20 January 2017, 04:10:39 PM
which were strategically
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 January 2017, 07:36:33 PM
Placed next to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 20 January 2017, 07:55:49 PM
President trumps wig
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 January 2017, 08:57:30 PM
that was laying
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 20 January 2017, 11:05:33 PM
On Melania's pussy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 January 2017, 12:28:15 AM
Smelling of Tuna
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 21 January 2017, 07:14:53 PM
Like Hilary's knickers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 January 2017, 07:46:36 PM
After Bill's BJ
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 21 January 2017, 08:29:58 PM
juice had dripped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: The putts on 21 January 2017, 11:23:56 PM
Down her leg
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 22 January 2017, 12:03:38 AM
staining the carpet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 22 January 2017, 09:06:52 AM
with harry monk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 January 2017, 11:14:54 AM
and old piss
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 22 January 2017, 12:13:13 PM
in the wind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 22 January 2017, 02:53:33 PM
that was whistling
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 January 2017, 07:07:53 PM
Like Lady Di
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 23 January 2017, 01:46:16 PM
Cracking looking lass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 January 2017, 01:47:11 PM
that should have
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 January 2017, 02:48:41 PM
Not loved foreigners
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 January 2017, 02:58:45 PM
or army officers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 January 2017, 03:14:57 PM
or other people
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 23 January 2017, 05:31:01 PM
whose ears stick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 23 January 2017, 05:37:13 PM
between her thighs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 January 2017, 07:23:55 PM
whilst whistling dixie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 January 2017, 07:36:06 PM
On her kebab
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 January 2017, 10:55:02 AM
while shagging around
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 24 January 2017, 12:08:46 PM
half the battalion.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 January 2017, 04:02:55 PM
of the scots
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 January 2017, 05:25:19 PM
men in skirts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 January 2017, 06:19:46 PM
With ginger hair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 January 2017, 07:08:32 PM
and hairy sporrans
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 24 January 2017, 09:11:12 PM
Dripping with cum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 January 2017, 09:54:26 AM
over her bum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 25 January 2017, 01:00:28 PM

She's still alive  :rolleyes (as is Elvis)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 January 2017, 08:18:52 PM
Say the conspiracies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 25 January 2017, 08:46:41 PM
Theorists who love
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 25 January 2017, 09:05:23 PM
cum over there
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 26 January 2017, 07:49:18 AM
wive's baldy twats
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 January 2017, 10:07:58 AM
And saggy boobs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 26 January 2017, 10:14:50 AM

and beer bellies
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4ooX6RH7xtc/UOC-pUVb2nI/AAAAAAAAGTg/kojPTVIHeyM/s1600/DSCF3767.jpg)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 January 2017, 02:53:06 PM
plus fat tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 January 2017, 03:21:53 PM
and fannies like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 January 2017, 04:22:23 PM
Thy mothers drapes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 27 January 2017, 12:22:33 PM
Open all hours
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 January 2017, 01:25:28 PM
and vicious teeth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 27 January 2017, 01:51:32 PM
both being yellow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 27 January 2017, 02:49:31 PM
From smoking loads
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 January 2017, 02:52:04 PM
Of cheap crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 January 2017, 03:25:00 PM
up her crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 27 January 2017, 04:50:01 PM

Hard to find
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 27 January 2017, 05:06:20 PM
Because it's huge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 January 2017, 05:08:20 PM
. The smell killed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 January 2017, 06:07:32 PM
Three young men
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 January 2017, 07:19:08 PM
 now dead men
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 27 January 2017, 08:03:53 PM
from inhaling rancid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 27 January 2017, 10:01:28 PM
Clintons fishy fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 January 2017, 09:25:48 AM
Through fuel lines
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 28 January 2017, 10:29:04 AM
fuelled with EP10.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 January 2017, 12:00:15 PM
And sour milk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 28 January 2017, 12:47:23 PM
From saggy breasts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 28 January 2017, 01:11:31 PM
which headed south
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 January 2017, 04:06:57 PM
many years ago
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 January 2017, 04:38:17 PM
to end up............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 January 2017, 04:40:41 PM
Hanging down lower
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 28 January 2017, 06:39:08 PM
than her varicose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 January 2017, 09:05:21 PM
Spotted prolapsed rectum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 28 January 2017, 11:24:21 PM
Swollen and gaping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 29 January 2017, 11:00:55 AM
Minge bag twat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 January 2017, 04:05:21 PM
that was very.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 January 2017, 04:21:34 PM
Much like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 29 January 2017, 04:32:58 PM
swollen baboon's arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 January 2017, 05:27:38 PM
bright red with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 29 January 2017, 05:44:59 PM
matted pubes needing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 January 2017, 07:18:27 PM
Kangaroo spunk conditioner
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 30 January 2017, 12:16:07 AM
For shiny hair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 30 January 2017, 10:55:12 AM

or maybe Brazilian


(https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M4e0defff9d753fe403705a4b3f1b0979H0&w=93&h=105&c=8&rs=1&qlt=90&pid=3.1&rm=2) (https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=brazilian+wax+pictures+before+and+after&id=158D85FD9E1666C24284E0D12D1B7E7840426831&FORM=IQFRBA)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 January 2017, 11:36:39 AM
wax to reduce
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 30 January 2017, 11:45:46 AM
Unsightly muff rugs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TOADY on 30 January 2017, 12:29:14 PM
folded clunge flaps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 January 2017, 12:43:39 PM
and other ugly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 January 2017, 01:53:03 PM
dutch fanny lickers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 January 2017, 02:36:48 PM
and silly foccers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 January 2017, 03:32:54 PM
who would indulge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 30 January 2017, 04:35:14 PM
in macabre sexual
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 30 January 2017, 05:54:57 PM
Practices with vegetables
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 January 2017, 07:35:50 PM
Like carrots and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 January 2017, 08:18:37 PM
turnips and sheep
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 30 January 2017, 09:07:47 PM
with cucumbers shoved
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 30 January 2017, 10:25:36 PM
Into lubricated orifices
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 January 2017, 10:50:08 PM
Making quite the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 31 January 2017, 01:01:23 AM
the recipient squirm
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 31 January 2017, 11:42:58 AM
Bath in which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 January 2017, 01:31:51 PM
  cold porridge was................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 January 2017, 02:59:51 PM
being mixed with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 31 January 2017, 03:41:45 PM
Contaminated bodily fluids
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 31 January 2017, 04:18:03 PM
From Chinese sailors
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 31 January 2017, 05:48:28 PM
and dirty foccers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 31 January 2017, 07:26:19 PM
With infectious diseases
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 01 February 2017, 12:12:38 PM

Measles in adults
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 February 2017, 12:49:18 PM
Rabies in babies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 01 February 2017, 01:01:28 PM
with shitty nappies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 01 February 2017, 02:18:12 PM
and bogey encrusted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 February 2017, 04:13:31 PM
Old man hankeys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 01 February 2017, 04:26:21 PM
Made into knickers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 February 2017, 05:17:01 PM
for Kim Kardashian
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 February 2017, 05:58:12 PM
to not wear
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 February 2017, 06:08:11 PM
For instagram photos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 February 2017, 06:17:19 PM
or other opportunities
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 01 February 2017, 06:28:16 PM
To flash fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 February 2017, 02:13:44 PM
which winked at
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 02 February 2017, 02:28:43 PM
Pervvy paparazzi photographers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 February 2017, 02:50:58 PM
And children alike
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 February 2017, 06:57:58 PM
scaring the horses
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 February 2017, 07:14:34 PM
that promptly bolted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 02 February 2017, 10:16:56 PM
Trampling over the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 February 2017, 11:10:34 PM
Poor people's pets
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 02 February 2017, 11:51:23 PM
shitting in flowerbeds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 03 February 2017, 08:16:11 AM
and copulating freely
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 03 February 2017, 08:26:31 AM
in front gardens
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 February 2017, 09:37:25 AM
High rise flats?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 February 2017, 09:58:09 AM
Asked Maggie thatchet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 February 2017, 11:13:17 AM
as she sold
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 February 2017, 07:13:04 PM
Desmond The Donkey..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: unfazed on 03 February 2017, 07:17:33 PM
for magic beans
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 03 February 2017, 07:20:52 PM
In short supply
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 03 February 2017, 09:14:12 PM
for prince charles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 February 2017, 09:35:33 PM
To use as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 04 February 2017, 01:13:47 AM
Camilla's sex toys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 February 2017, 02:18:26 PM
as his penis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 February 2017, 03:02:52 PM
Didn't like going
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 February 2017, 03:26:09 PM
up her arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 February 2017, 05:22:53 PM
Grunter or Shunter ?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 February 2017, 06:38:29 PM
Asked the senate
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 04 February 2017, 07:43:44 PM
Shag my wife
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 04 February 2017, 07:55:06 PM
No! not again   :eek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 04 February 2017, 08:05:01 PM

her breath stinks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 04 February 2017, 08:08:51 PM
Like dead dogs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 February 2017, 08:18:04 PM
Locking dead fannys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 04 February 2017, 11:03:11 PM
Dripping with pus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 February 2017, 11:58:42 PM
Needing a Poultice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 February 2017, 10:15:38 AM
to draw the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 05 February 2017, 11:41:18 AM
rancid pus from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 February 2017, 04:51:20 PM
within her handbag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 February 2017, 05:21:16 PM
Sized arse boils
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 05 February 2017, 10:31:09 PM
Sucked out by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 06 February 2017, 09:10:40 AM
a vacuum salesman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 February 2017, 03:06:25 PM
with a dustbag


Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 February 2017, 03:21:23 PM
masquerading as a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 06 February 2017, 05:28:13 PM
Jeremy Corbyns suit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 February 2017, 05:36:28 PM
with more charisma
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 February 2017, 06:16:51 PM
Than Maggie Thatcher
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 06 February 2017, 06:22:30 PM
But less intelligence
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 February 2017, 07:11:43 PM
than Donald Strumpet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 February 2017, 07:33:29 PM
Sat tugging his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 06 February 2017, 07:48:25 PM
Hilary inflatable doll
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 February 2017, 09:57:35 PM
Rather fuck Chelsea
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 06 February 2017, 11:22:01 PM
He thought while
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 07 February 2017, 12:00:12 AM
Monica blew him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 February 2017, 01:49:41 PM
and wiped spunk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 February 2017, 02:08:39 PM
on the curtains
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 February 2017, 02:41:36 PM
 then pulled them............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 07 February 2017, 03:35:22 PM
Over her head
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 February 2017, 03:52:03 PM
for a sniff
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 February 2017, 04:39:44 PM
Of bush's bush
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 07 February 2017, 05:54:27 PM
Surely not Barbara's  :eek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 February 2017, 06:32:03 PM
Cried George suddenly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 February 2017, 07:01:24 PM
while having supper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 February 2017, 09:28:51 PM
through a straw
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 07 February 2017, 11:45:23 PM
Murdering old cunt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 February 2017, 10:13:16 AM
 Who was eating............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 February 2017, 01:38:03 PM
grilled prostitutes flaps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 February 2017, 01:51:05 PM
with a side
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 08 February 2017, 02:00:59 PM
Of blairs arsehole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 February 2017, 03:45:42 PM
 With Gordon Browns......................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 08 February 2017, 05:07:38 PM
Economic recipes for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 08 February 2017, 05:51:50 PM
total foccing disaster
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 February 2017, 06:19:43 PM
Coming up behind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 08 February 2017, 08:21:10 PM
Comrade corbyns hat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 February 2017, 03:11:06 PM
 up Diane Abotts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 February 2017, 03:15:13 PM
hugely inflated ego
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 February 2017, 03:30:28 PM
That's used for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 February 2017, 05:06:30 PM
giving blow jobs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 February 2017, 05:15:16 PM
To banned immigrants
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 February 2017, 05:38:15 PM
while Corbyn rammed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 February 2017, 07:02:26 PM
one up Bercow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 09 February 2017, 07:04:18 PM
and his mrs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 09 February 2017, 08:09:08 PM
who likes a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 February 2017, 09:31:21 PM
Lot of cock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 09 February 2017, 09:59:35 PM
a doodle doo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 February 2017, 10:20:17 PM
With her breakfast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 09 February 2017, 11:31:39 PM
Cornflakes and cock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 February 2017, 10:48:02 AM
. Meanwhile in Foccerland
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 February 2017, 12:15:02 PM
Heading out today  :)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 February 2017, 12:19:08 PM
with his cock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 February 2017, 02:35:05 PM
strapped up with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 February 2017, 04:18:35 PM
Knives guns and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 February 2017, 04:23:21 PM
Thermals still Baltic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 February 2017, 06:59:18 PM
Sliding in on............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 February 2017, 11:22:21 PM
Stealth mode, zipper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 February 2017, 09:29:19 AM
Open, ready to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 11 February 2017, 10:09:27 AM
Have a piss
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 February 2017, 01:38:48 PM
  all over CORbins.......................   :look
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 11 February 2017, 02:49:35 PM
Rebel Diane Abbot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 February 2017, 02:50:38 PM
who likes it................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 February 2017, 06:47:12 PM
Up the arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 February 2017, 07:45:58 PM
from Corbinestas wearing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 February 2017, 08:29:52 PM
Black strap ons
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 12 February 2017, 09:04:35 AM
with spermicidal lubricant
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 February 2017, 10:37:28 AM
dripping on the.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 12 February 2017, 11:36:00 AM
Ugly cows  arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 February 2017, 12:19:15 PM
which is better
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 12 February 2017, 12:47:22 PM
for generating gas
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 February 2017, 07:12:47 PM
Than Theresa mays
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 12 February 2017, 08:36:31 PM
Back bench rebels
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 February 2017, 09:46:59 AM
wearing red Basques 
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 13 February 2017, 12:29:42 PM
with matching fishnets
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 13 February 2017, 02:31:12 PM
In Strangers bar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 February 2017, 03:23:05 PM
Looking for somebody
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 February 2017, 03:37:47 PM
 having a wank...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 February 2017, 06:59:52 PM
Over pictures of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 13 February 2017, 07:52:52 PM
Ann Widdecombe's tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 13 February 2017, 07:58:56 PM
Covered in oil
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 February 2017, 08:01:14 PM
. I feel sick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 13 February 2017, 09:26:33 PM
Said Jeremy corbyn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 14 February 2017, 12:03:17 AM
after muffing Theresa
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 14 February 2017, 12:11:23 AM
And blowing Gordon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 14 February 2017, 09:34:23 AM
Ramsey's Kitchen up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 14 February 2017, 09:50:38 AM
because Jamie Oliver
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 February 2017, 03:07:46 PM
Shagged Mary Berry..
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 February 2017, 03:19:41 PM
without any lubricant
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 February 2017, 03:20:17 PM
in the bake
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 14 February 2017, 06:52:06 PM
Off tent opening
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 14 February 2017, 08:59:37 PM
causing the zip
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 14 February 2017, 11:42:19 PM
 In Paul Hollywood's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 February 2017, 07:12:50 AM
Hidden third chin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 February 2017, 11:13:03 AM
to gape open
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 15 February 2017, 01:10:21 PM
Ready for fisting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 15 February 2017, 01:36:11 PM
He's a biker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 15 February 2017, 02:54:44 PM
And a baker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 February 2017, 04:22:11 PM
But shit maker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 February 2017, 05:36:49 PM

like a candlestick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 15 February 2017, 06:11:07 PM
Used in Cludo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 15 February 2017, 07:17:26 PM
Penetrating professor plum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 February 2017, 09:34:50 PM
Via miss scarlets
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 15 February 2017, 09:58:48 PM
Secret passageway door
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 15 February 2017, 11:09:22 PM

To Colonel Mustards


(http://files.forensicmed.webnode.com/200000720-736c474664/cluedo_1949_characters_crop1.jpg)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 15 February 2017, 11:15:35 PM
Big lead pipe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 February 2017, 08:10:09 AM
In the bedroom
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 16 February 2017, 08:24:18 AM
Shagging Mrs White
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 16 February 2017, 08:51:14 AM
With a pineapple
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 February 2017, 11:32:26 AM
Shaped like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 February 2017, 02:49:27 PM
unusually large banana
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 February 2017, 04:37:41 PM
dripping with clues
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 16 February 2017, 05:18:05 PM
and a complete
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 February 2017, 06:34:59 PM
Enigma wrapped mystery
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 16 February 2017, 07:17:31 PM
How it happened
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 February 2017, 09:18:44 PM
Colonel Custard said..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 16 February 2017, 10:34:11 PM
You can shoveit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 16 February 2017, 10:52:43 PM
Up reverend green's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 17 February 2017, 09:45:47 AM
Gown and cassock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 17 February 2017, 10:20:06 AM
Finding no balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 17 February 2017, 01:04:10 PM
Only choir boys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 February 2017, 03:03:02 PM
hiding under there
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 February 2017, 03:26:17 PM
Along with three
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 February 2017, 03:31:24 PM
hookers engaged min
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 February 2017, 07:35:28 PM
Gobbling a donkey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 February 2017, 08:36:10 PM
Behind a tree
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 18 February 2017, 12:04:30 AM
In Central park
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 February 2017, 01:38:14 PM
with Hillary plunging
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 February 2017, 01:47:43 PM
Her fat arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 February 2017, 02:42:08 PM
along the length
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 18 February 2017, 03:26:19 PM
Of Trump's trumpet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 February 2017, 07:01:05 PM
 covered in jizz
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 February 2017, 07:38:26 PM
And monkey spit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 18 February 2017, 08:33:04 PM
which ouzed down
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 18 February 2017, 10:15:43 PM
Her anal warts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 18 February 2017, 10:32:42 PM
on to Monica's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 February 2017, 10:56:53 AM
teeth already covered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 February 2017, 12:02:08 PM
vice president Pence
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 February 2017, 03:47:22 PM
  I like this
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 February 2017, 06:39:55 PM
the steel magnolia
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 February 2017, 06:40:33 PM
Said to the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 19 February 2017, 07:33:19 PM
Supreme Court judges
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 February 2017, 07:51:04 PM
While playing with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 February 2017, 11:07:53 PM
President Putin's balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 19 February 2017, 11:21:10 PM
Who was wearing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 February 2017, 07:17:35 AM
Trumps cock as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 20 February 2017, 09:00:57 AM
a nose warmer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 February 2017, 09:25:58 AM
that whistled dixie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 February 2017, 11:02:04 AM
like a gimp
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 20 February 2017, 06:38:55 PM
with no balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 February 2017, 07:07:48 PM
having a beer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 20 February 2017, 09:06:40 PM
While singing soprano
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 February 2017, 09:51:01 PM
In the nude
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 February 2017, 12:24:56 AM
In Berkley square
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 February 2017, 08:07:50 AM
Being watched by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 21 February 2017, 01:08:29 PM
flocks of nightingales
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 21 February 2017, 03:22:10 PM
Ready to crap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 February 2017, 03:33:33 PM
on the hookers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 February 2017, 07:11:48 PM
flogging their pussys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 21 February 2017, 08:20:09 PM
To buy crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 21 February 2017, 09:09:24 PM
to feed their
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 February 2017, 10:08:34 PM
Pimps hungry children
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 21 February 2017, 10:54:23 PM
Cannabis and chocolate
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 22 February 2017, 01:01:42 AM
Giving Kinder surprise
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 February 2017, 01:37:24 PM
vibrators to their
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 February 2017, 01:44:16 PM
mothers and aunts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 22 February 2017, 02:12:52 PM
To use on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 22 February 2017, 02:46:02 PM
their dry old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 February 2017, 04:17:00 PM
 skid marked bums
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 22 February 2017, 10:34:07 PM
Stuck together with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 February 2017, 11:42:14 PM
Day old spunk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 February 2017, 02:03:43 PM
and KY jelly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 February 2017, 02:09:40 PM
that the FZ1
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 23 February 2017, 03:32:16 PM
Sprays over hondas
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 February 2017, 04:00:37 PM
Owners wife's faces
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 23 February 2017, 07:45:03 PM
skidded on before
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 February 2017, 08:51:35 PM
fisting with large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 23 February 2017, 09:51:05 PM
Yamaha con rods
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 23 February 2017, 10:44:25 PM
up their BigEnds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 23 February 2017, 11:38:10 PM
Oiled with Yamalube
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 February 2017, 12:53:51 AM
Prefer Castrol R
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 24 February 2017, 08:21:34 AM
which smells brilliant
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 February 2017, 09:24:14 AM
Like freshly baked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 February 2017, 09:46:43 AM
Yamaha RD 350
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 24 February 2017, 01:12:53 PM
Two stroke smoke 💨
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 February 2017, 03:17:34 PM
ideal for vaping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 February 2017, 04:51:18 PM
and blowing up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 24 February 2017, 06:11:08 PM
wanky Spanish banks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 February 2017, 06:43:15 PM
taking the piss
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 24 February 2017, 06:50:27 PM
with daily 29%
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 February 2017, 07:54:48 PM
Tax increases on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 24 February 2017, 09:59:35 PM
top of outrageous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 February 2017, 10:54:45 PM
Insurance premium increases
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 February 2017, 11:15:33 PM
Coupled with fewer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 25 February 2017, 12:22:32 PM
get out clauses
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 February 2017, 12:49:04 PM
and more costs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 25 February 2017, 01:00:20 PM
and was to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 February 2017, 04:21:34 PM
 be applied to..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 25 February 2017, 05:22:52 PM
Next years premiums
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 February 2017, 07:29:02 PM
Along with multiple
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 25 February 2017, 10:05:33 PM
old age restrictions
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 February 2017, 10:09:23 PM
like no pension
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 February 2017, 10:19:03 PM
Scamming bastards would
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 26 February 2017, 12:05:30 AM
be considering introducing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 February 2017, 03:29:56 PM
tax on wheelchairs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 26 February 2017, 05:31:04 PM
and mobility scotters
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 February 2017, 06:15:43 PM
which I use
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 February 2017, 07:08:59 PM
While shagging the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 26 February 2017, 08:22:31 PM
woman next door
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 February 2017, 08:27:45 PM
while we ride...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 27 February 2017, 02:17:23 PM
The Hershey Highway
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 February 2017, 02:33:10 PM
two up. Suddenly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 February 2017, 03:21:13 PM
Before us, appeared
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 February 2017, 03:38:03 PM
great big knobs...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 27 February 2017, 04:01:20 PM
Butter for lubricating
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 27 February 2017, 05:31:19 PM

Trap two entrance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 February 2017, 06:56:41 PM
to slide into..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 28 February 2017, 02:05:26 PM
the chutney locker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 28 February 2017, 02:13:11 PM
For Anal Aventures
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 February 2017, 02:33:12 PM
and tight ring
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 February 2017, 05:08:01 PM
of darkness fun
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 February 2017, 05:23:45 PM
In strangers beds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 28 February 2017, 05:43:02 PM
While hubby away
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 February 2017, 06:04:25 PM
the dirty slapper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 28 February 2017, 06:41:49 PM
Who everyone shags
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 February 2017, 07:08:49 PM
  At dinner time
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 28 February 2017, 08:52:25 PM
working his bollocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 February 2017, 09:07:59 PM
Into bloody pulps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 28 February 2017, 11:29:42 PM
Is purely fiction
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Disorderlypunk on 01 March 2017, 12:04:10 AM
but with Friction
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 March 2017, 08:59:42 AM
Anything is possible
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 01 March 2017, 01:58:42 PM
If Properly Lubricated
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 March 2017, 02:02:42 PM
so it slips............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 March 2017, 02:07:55 PM
Right in there
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 01 March 2017, 02:21:24 PM
The Marmite motorway
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 March 2017, 03:54:49 PM
and KY jelly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 March 2017, 04:11:10 PM
on your sandwich
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 01 March 2017, 04:16:05 PM
Between butt cheeks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 March 2017, 07:22:51 PM
Of solid steel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 01 March 2017, 07:31:30 PM
That crush walnuts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 01 March 2017, 11:56:59 PM
to a pulp
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 March 2017, 03:01:42 PM
feels almost virgin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 March 2017, 03:53:48 PM
 said the vicar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 March 2017, 05:10:48 PM
To the priest
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 02 March 2017, 05:23:03 PM
Kiss my arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 March 2017, 06:22:40 PM
and tell me
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 March 2017, 06:33:38 PM
You love me
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 March 2017, 07:32:56 PM
whilst ejaculating over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 02 March 2017, 07:55:40 PM
The choir boy's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 March 2017, 09:48:36 PM
Innocent little faces
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 March 2017, 12:27:14 PM
pedophilles will love
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 03 March 2017, 12:56:31 PM
Then get arrested
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 March 2017, 01:00:24 PM
And strung up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 March 2017, 02:06:16 PM
using razor wire
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 March 2017, 06:50:22 PM
Around their testicles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 March 2017, 07:15:06 PM
razor blades up......................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 March 2017, 11:48:30 PM

around the scrotum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 March 2017, 03:11:54 PM
just to enhance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 March 2017, 03:30:58 PM
the genital appearance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 March 2017, 12:18:09 AM
Of genital area
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 05 March 2017, 07:34:02 AM
of Muslim women
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 05 March 2017, 10:52:24 AM
resembling chopped liver
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 05 March 2017, 11:27:16 AM
needing chopped onions
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 March 2017, 04:21:40 PM
and loads of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 March 2017, 05:28:33 PM
Exotic foreign spices
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 05 March 2017, 09:43:49 PM
And pork chops
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 March 2017, 10:09:36 PM
to tempt the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 March 2017, 10:46:16 PM
Old dirty politicians
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 March 2017, 09:44:52 AM
to reveal what
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 March 2017, 01:02:29 PM
Expense claims are
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 06 March 2017, 04:56:19 PM
For the Duckhouse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 06 March 2017, 06:18:58 PM
to be extended
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 March 2017, 06:42:28 PM
across the channel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 March 2017, 10:48:40 PM
Saving the french
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 06 March 2017, 11:20:10 PM
From the Nazis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 March 2017, 11:57:31 PM
Riding their BMW's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 07 March 2017, 07:23:39 AM
with Charlie Boorman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 March 2017, 07:24:32 AM
And obi wan
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 March 2017, 07:54:43 AM
ker knob head
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 March 2017, 09:51:46 AM
train spotting arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 07 March 2017, 11:05:29 AM
bandit snorting coke
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 07 March 2017, 12:57:31 PM
fired boilers emit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 March 2017, 01:02:19 PM
cocaine induced euphoria
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 March 2017, 01:09:47 PM
like happy days
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 07 March 2017, 05:32:59 PM
When I was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 March 2017, 07:16:11 PM
Actually a female
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 March 2017, 07:28:57 PM
who was happy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 March 2017, 07:56:52 PM
dressing as a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 March 2017, 08:02:12 PM
Katie hopkins lookalike
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 08 March 2017, 09:48:29 AM
who sucks cock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 March 2017, 02:22:26 PM
and swallows whisky
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 March 2017, 03:09:48 PM
Like a true
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 08 March 2017, 04:35:37 PM
southern redneck bitch
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 March 2017, 01:20:24 PM
with an arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 March 2017, 03:38:18 PM
For ghost chilli
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 March 2017, 07:39:25 PM
fried on toast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 09 March 2017, 07:49:34 PM
With some grits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 10 March 2017, 01:03:20 AM
inserted sideways analy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 March 2017, 01:38:31 PM
and marinated in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 10 March 2017, 02:12:43 PM
Jose Cuervo Gold
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 March 2017, 03:36:45 PM
lubricated bumpy condoms
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 March 2017, 08:11:16 PM
For her pleasure
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 11 March 2017, 02:00:32 AM
And safe sex
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 March 2017, 05:59:18 PM
with a seatbelt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 March 2017, 06:14:51 PM
Strapped to your
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 11 March 2017, 06:20:58 PM
throbbing hairy ballbag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 March 2017, 07:38:00 PM
secured with rivets
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 March 2017, 11:40:56 AM
 beginning to rust
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 March 2017, 03:37:07 PM
And cause tetanus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: unfazed on 12 March 2017, 04:54:11 PM
As he farted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 13 March 2017, 11:32:11 AM
in her face
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 March 2017, 11:42:42 AM
While pissing in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 March 2017, 04:24:49 PM
Nicola Sturgeons arse.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 13 March 2017, 08:43:11 PM
Gaped wide by....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 13 March 2017, 08:48:47 PM
2" gaffer tape
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 March 2017, 02:43:04 PM
and an expander
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 March 2017, 03:20:05 PM
Shaped like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 March 2017, 05:42:57 PM
Alex Salmond lookalike..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 14 March 2017, 07:38:46 PM
Tossing his caber
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 March 2017, 02:25:35 PM
all over himself
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 15 March 2017, 04:01:15 PM
Big back yard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 March 2017, 08:28:33 PM
and really hard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 March 2017, 09:39:02 PM
Like cold lard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 March 2017, 09:30:09 AM
Said the guard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 March 2017, 01:21:02 PM
With a card
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 16 March 2017, 04:58:24 PM
In his arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 March 2017, 05:29:05 PM
For his mum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 March 2017, 09:09:19 AM
as it was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 March 2017, 09:35:40 PM
Up her bum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 20 March 2017, 02:38:32 PM
shagging her chum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 March 2017, 02:42:09 PM
with chewing gum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 March 2017, 05:00:17 PM
"You want some??"
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 March 2017, 06:26:09 PM
Said the guard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 20 March 2017, 11:22:08 PM
To the Mum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 March 2017, 09:36:33 AM
playing the flesh
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 March 2017, 12:05:19 PM
Trumpet like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 March 2017, 01:12:06 PM
one eyed strumpet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 March 2017, 02:22:18 PM
eating a crumpet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 March 2017, 04:17:05 PM
covered in slippy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 March 2017, 04:30:43 PM
Old man grease
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 March 2017, 05:42:12 PM
  from her crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 21 March 2017, 06:18:00 PM
in her sump
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 March 2017, 11:58:13 PM
Pan smelling fishy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 22 March 2017, 07:23:32 AM
emulsifying into a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 22 March 2017, 09:45:09 AM
Rancid smelling gash
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 March 2017, 11:41:44 AM
ready to splash
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 March 2017, 12:02:18 PM
With cheap aftershave
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 March 2017, 03:47:08 PM
and wood shavings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 22 March 2017, 10:17:43 PM
Smelling of pine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 23 March 2017, 12:17:59 AM
Like toilet cleaner
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 March 2017, 05:42:46 PM
Down the bog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 March 2017, 12:07:08 AM
in your wellies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 March 2017, 10:06:38 AM
Up to your
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 March 2017, 12:46:50 PM
Perky pink nipples
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 March 2017, 03:39:04 PM
in the muck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 March 2017, 04:18:26 PM
Next to a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 March 2017, 05:23:11 PM
Strap on dildo. :rolleyes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 March 2017, 06:44:11 PM
Wearing priest, named
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 March 2017, 07:09:07 PM
Reverend Fuck you...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 25 March 2017, 12:23:59 AM
and everyone else
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 March 2017, 03:37:12 PM
can have you
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 March 2017, 07:07:14 PM
lulled into a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 March 2017, 07:15:25 PM
Falsed feeling of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 25 March 2017, 11:34:40 PM
love and endearment
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 26 March 2017, 10:01:47 AM
when really all
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 26 March 2017, 10:34:13 AM
is a shag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 March 2017, 11:12:19 AM
In the park
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 26 March 2017, 05:33:00 PM

knee trembler time
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 March 2017, 06:20:42 PM
or back scuttler
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 26 March 2017, 06:44:07 PM
over the bonnet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 March 2017, 06:46:25 PM
Of a 76
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 26 March 2017, 07:33:20 PM
chevrolet impala coupe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 26 March 2017, 09:16:47 PM
454 big block
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 27 March 2017, 11:07:33 AM
with vinyl trim
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 March 2017, 04:01:46 PM
Smelling of mink
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 March 2017, 04:02:59 PM
  round her quim.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 March 2017, 05:45:59 PM
and looking like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 27 March 2017, 07:18:28 PM
a baboon's arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 27 March 2017, 10:04:07 PM

like this one.


(https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.3BljIdiP_W18CJ-btNTLDAEDEs&w=177&h=206&c=8&rs=1&qlt=90&pid=3.1&rm=2) (https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=photo+of+baboons+arse&id=2FDD22652CFBA9E05A5F7B523C93BC8E32BFF8D3&FORM=IQFRBA)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 27 March 2017, 10:30:38 PM
For F--k Sake     :lol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 March 2017, 10:46:28 PM
We've lost it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 28 March 2017, 10:06:00 AM
oops sorry lads  :o
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 March 2017, 01:16:16 PM
  You should be
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 March 2017, 03:51:32 PM
toning that redness
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 March 2017, 04:13:06 PM
 with fanny batter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 March 2017, 04:42:53 PM
wiped on with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 March 2017, 05:56:04 PM
Mary berry's crispy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 28 March 2017, 07:17:29 PM
French knicker gusset
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 29 March 2017, 12:11:42 AM

Black frilly lace

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 March 2017, 04:42:13 PM
patent fanny patting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 March 2017, 07:12:23 PM
sucked by Hollywood
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 March 2017, 09:23:00 PM
And his smelly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 29 March 2017, 10:49:36 PM
Rancid garlic breath
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 30 March 2017, 07:16:51 AM
on glory hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 March 2017, 09:54:00 AM
grapes removed with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 30 March 2017, 09:56:04 AM
a thermic lance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 March 2017, 12:49:02 PM
and some tweezers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 March 2017, 01:40:53 PM
Shaped like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 March 2017, 01:46:06 PM
pair of Mels
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 30 March 2017, 11:40:50 PM
Hairy piss flaps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 March 2017, 01:51:47 PM
stained with freezing.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 31 March 2017, 02:41:31 PM
Lemon margaritas, served
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 March 2017, 05:59:57 PM
on a hot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 March 2017, 09:25:41 PM
bed with pussy.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 31 March 2017, 10:54:34 PM
getting a licking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 April 2017, 02:48:07 PM
all day long
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 01 April 2017, 07:14:29 PM
until the sun
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 April 2017, 07:22:14 PM
Goes down on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 02 April 2017, 08:17:21 AM
Nichola Sturgeons twat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 April 2017, 11:03:21 AM
which has never
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 02 April 2017, 01:00:32 PM
been washed since
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 April 2017, 04:29:56 PM
Alex Salmond Licked............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 April 2017, 06:40:07 PM
Too close to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 April 2017, 10:41:35 AM
her jock strap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 April 2017, 11:33:10 AM
on tartan dildo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 03 April 2017, 03:05:56 PM
resembling a caber
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 April 2017, 04:10:46 PM
in his troosers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 April 2017, 05:35:44 PM
At his hoose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 April 2017, 10:18:41 PM
in the trossachs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 05 April 2017, 03:27:16 AM
holding a spurtle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 05 April 2017, 09:59:06 AM
dripping with porridge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 April 2017, 10:25:36 AM
and Fanny cheese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 April 2017, 01:24:37 PM
Blue with mould
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 05 April 2017, 05:48:06 PM
from Danish wanker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 April 2017, 09:36:37 PM
 coming for denmark
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 05 April 2017, 10:15:22 PM

as does Carlsberg
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 06 April 2017, 07:08:19 AM
which is crap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 April 2017, 07:50:20 AM
Piss tasting water
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 06 April 2017, 07:50:47 AM
Like their bacon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 April 2017, 08:39:51 AM
only tasting saltier
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 April 2017, 12:12:03 PM
than an eighty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 April 2017, 04:11:02 PM
year olds twat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 April 2017, 04:14:56 PM
in the sea
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 April 2017, 09:15:19 PM
Atlantic or Pacific
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 April 2017, 11:28:12 PM
Doesn't matter because
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 06 April 2017, 11:35:48 PM
Tastes the same
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 07 April 2017, 01:43:03 AM
as your mum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 April 2017, 12:55:20 PM
says it should
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 08 April 2017, 08:28:49 AM
a cunning linguist
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 08 April 2017, 09:20:20 AM
Comes from Norway
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 April 2017, 05:44:40 PM
The land of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 08 April 2017, 06:25:48 PM
mountains and glaciers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 08 April 2017, 09:39:27 PM
where wee rocky
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 April 2017, 10:21:01 PM
Blondes and beautiful
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 April 2017, 10:26:46 PM
 Beautiful bumchums reside
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 09 April 2017, 12:23:41 AM
Fishing in Fjords
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 09 April 2017, 09:14:47 AM
using no bait
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 April 2017, 06:22:03 PM
and scaring the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 April 2017, 06:25:38 PM
Shit out of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 April 2017, 06:44:58 PM
all the fish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 09 April 2017, 07:22:22 PM
when caught out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 April 2017, 07:35:17 PM
taking the bait
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 11 April 2017, 01:35:51 AM
hook line and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 April 2017, 10:15:28 AM
dirty smelly sinker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 11 April 2017, 03:58:00 PM
Made of lead
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 April 2017, 07:22:25 PM
  on yer head
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 12 April 2017, 12:28:20 PM
receiving blow job
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 April 2017, 12:45:23 PM
From a girl
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 April 2017, 04:47:53 PM
with buck teeth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 April 2017, 04:58:31 PM
 and dripping fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 April 2017, 09:33:38 AM
fangs sharp as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 13 April 2017, 12:03:38 PM
a samurai sword
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 April 2017, 12:20:59 PM
Cutting through soft
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 April 2017, 07:26:06 PM
wet shitty knickers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 13 April 2017, 10:11:20 PM
stinking of Tuna
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 April 2017, 10:40:11 PM
And rotten eggs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 14 April 2017, 06:42:22 AM
coated in butyric
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 April 2017, 12:37:11 PM
rubberised brass shavings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 April 2017, 01:28:43 PM
and soggy sawdust
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 15 April 2017, 09:04:57 PM
soaked with beer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 April 2017, 11:38:25 PM
Flavoured warm piss
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 April 2017, 11:21:23 AM
and strawberry jam
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 16 April 2017, 03:25:29 PM
coming out from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 17 April 2017, 09:42:51 AM
the japs eye
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 17 April 2017, 02:44:46 PM
needing medical treatment
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 April 2017, 02:45:59 PM
because it was........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 17 April 2017, 04:17:20 PM
Bitten by you
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 April 2017, 09:19:26 PM
and your aunt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 April 2017, 12:01:12 PM
While canoodling in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 April 2017, 02:17:14 PM
a bus shelter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 April 2017, 06:59:34 PM
On a cold
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 April 2017, 07:21:50 PM
and windy summers..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 April 2017, 07:37:31 PM
Evening in wales
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 April 2017, 08:51:07 PM
watched by sheep
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 April 2017, 08:52:49 PM
who were scared
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 April 2017, 08:58:22 PM
Of rapey farmers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 April 2017, 10:01:47 PM
and other welsh
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 18 April 2017, 10:51:52 PM
Folk in Wellies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 April 2017, 11:14:48 PM
Suspenders, hotpants and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 April 2017, 10:57:09 AM
and carrying dildos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 19 April 2017, 11:06:12 AM
made of leeks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 19 April 2017, 12:55:26 PM
and big cucumbers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 April 2017, 01:09:20 PM
99P at Tescos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 April 2017, 04:02:59 PM
Every little helps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 April 2017, 04:16:51 PM
to fill your................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 April 2017, 05:19:19 PM
sexual fantasies shagging
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 April 2017, 07:25:52 PM
  a live sheep
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 April 2017, 08:17:26 PM
While a goat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 April 2017, 10:00:20 PM
watches from the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 20 April 2017, 07:34:52 AM
gimp box window
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 April 2017, 08:56:59 AM
and a Llama
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 20 April 2017, 09:54:53 AM
stolen from Dalai
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 April 2017, 02:56:04 PM
Rubs his hairy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 April 2017, 07:11:48 PM
 knob on the.......................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 20 April 2017, 08:10:57 PM
front room curtains
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 April 2017, 02:21:09 PM
exposing Michael Caine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 April 2017, 03:22:06 PM
Who was only
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 April 2017, 07:45:48 PM
shooting some scrotes....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 23 April 2017, 12:26:38 AM
In Harry Brown
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 April 2017, 10:46:52 AM
remake down in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 April 2017, 01:13:09 PM
Bo Peeps Bush
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 April 2017, 01:15:29 PM
Next to long
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 23 April 2017, 06:46:50 PM
John Silvers leg
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 April 2017, 07:29:45 PM
up Blackbeards arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 23 April 2017, 10:39:29 PM
dripping with amoebic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 23 April 2017, 10:57:01 PM
dysentery farting and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 April 2017, 10:33:14 AM
splattering all the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 April 2017, 10:56:56 PM
All the perverts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 25 April 2017, 07:36:08 AM
felching by the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 April 2017, 08:21:59 AM
Local topless beach
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 April 2017, 02:19:27 PM
getting glimpses of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 25 April 2017, 02:32:00 PM
Bare breasted beauties
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 April 2017, 03:35:15 PM
and droopy tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 April 2017, 04:26:11 PM
Tucked down into
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 25 April 2017, 04:52:43 PM
which headed south
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 25 April 2017, 08:41:50 PM
bouncing on knees
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 26 April 2017, 12:39:03 AM
Deflated silicone implants
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 April 2017, 09:10:30 AM
We've gotten sidetracked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 26 April 2017, 11:59:34 AM
again and again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 26 April 2017, 01:41:12 PM
getting to excited
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 April 2017, 01:47:59 PM
Thinking about boobs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 April 2017, 02:26:53 PM
or maybe moobs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 26 April 2017, 09:16:07 PM
and fat arse's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 27 April 2017, 08:01:40 AM
Letting it rip
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 April 2017, 10:50:29 AM
All over the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 April 2017, 02:41:42 PM
the foccers barbecue
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 27 April 2017, 11:00:04 PM
Drinking,farting ,enjoying
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 April 2017, 10:28:51 AM
the spring meet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 April 2017, 10:58:37 AM
on his own
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 April 2017, 03:52:33 PM
With no friends
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 April 2017, 04:28:21 PM
except his hand
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 28 April 2017, 05:33:04 PM
and his thoughts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 April 2017, 07:32:08 PM
of dirty deeds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 28 April 2017, 11:37:36 PM
like wet farts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 April 2017, 09:53:27 AM
hoping that it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 29 April 2017, 03:00:09 PM
a follow through
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 April 2017, 05:08:58 PM
will not spoil
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 April 2017, 06:27:08 PM
  His white thong
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 29 April 2017, 09:22:04 PM
which was wedged
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 April 2017, 07:05:25 AM
Tight up between
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 April 2017, 10:36:34 AM
the crack of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 30 April 2017, 10:38:33 AM
Dawn bringing a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 April 2017, 12:39:37 PM
huge deluge of........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 30 April 2017, 10:03:16 PM
Bank holiday weather
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 01 May 2017, 02:23:47 PM
consisting of pissing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 May 2017, 07:30:17 PM
Off a bridge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 May 2017, 07:58:53 PM
into the wind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 01 May 2017, 11:00:17 PM
and spraying yourself
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 May 2017, 09:22:14 AM
with steaming hot...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 May 2017, 02:47:08 PM
flagrant human waste
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 02 May 2017, 03:48:51 PM
being dumped on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 May 2017, 04:05:44 PM
from a great
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 May 2017, 08:17:05 PM
cauldron of effluent
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 02 May 2017, 10:52:26 PM
Bio treated shite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 May 2017, 11:21:47 AM
made in england
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 May 2017, 12:54:56 PM
onto the Welsh
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 May 2017, 01:17:17 PM
sheep shaggers too
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 May 2017, 02:40:53 PM
Busy to notice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 03 May 2017, 05:45:27 PM
the evil concoction
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 May 2017, 09:15:01 PM
While humping Dolly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 May 2017, 06:00:23 PM
Molly Maisie Wally.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 May 2017, 06:38:34 PM
Harry, Barry and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 May 2017, 08:20:38 PM
banging the ginger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 May 2017, 10:31:38 PM
Bitch next door
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 May 2017, 11:43:10 PM
Someone is fantasising
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 05 May 2017, 07:19:53 AM
about dwarfs humping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 May 2017, 08:05:32 AM
Snow white's sweet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 05 May 2017, 10:12:21 AM
Apple tasting pussy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 05 May 2017, 04:07:10 PM
to the core
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 May 2017, 05:40:48 PM
What apple core ?????
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 05 May 2017, 06:32:10 PM
Okay Granny Smiths
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 May 2017, 06:48:13 PM
Knickers taste better
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 05 May 2017, 11:47:22 PM
Decidedly Tuna flavour
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 May 2017, 08:39:30 AM
With a hint
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 May 2017, 03:10:57 PM
Cinnamon to take
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 May 2017, 03:58:15 PM
  away the taste...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 06 May 2017, 05:18:47 PM
of fish breath
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 May 2017, 06:49:46 PM
and fanny batter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 May 2017, 10:31:47 PM
done in breadcrumbs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 May 2017, 11:43:40 PM
And toenail clippings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 07 May 2017, 08:30:58 AM
deep fat fried
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 May 2017, 11:17:21 AM
with mars bars
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 May 2017, 02:11:20 PM
And beer battered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 May 2017, 03:26:28 PM
sweaty pussy lips
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 May 2017, 10:20:33 AM
tasting like Tuna
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 May 2017, 01:23:19 PM
from the sewer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 May 2017, 05:12:57 PM
that rats inhabit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 May 2017, 06:08:29 PM
Just like parliament
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 May 2017, 08:55:36 PM
And Jeremy CorBin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 May 2017, 11:07:55 PM
As in European
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 May 2017, 08:01:01 PM
union stitch up..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 May 2017, 09:47:36 PM
Crazy euro bastards
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 May 2017, 09:50:24 PM
watching tutti frutti
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 May 2017, 01:37:11 PM
with Little Richard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 May 2017, 02:40:13 PM
And bill haley
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 May 2017, 03:16:56 PM
and The Comets
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 May 2017, 03:32:33 PM
run around like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 May 2017, 03:34:20 PM
Drug fuelled toddlers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 May 2017, 09:44:12 PM
falling over themselves.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 May 2017, 07:30:50 AM
pissed as rats
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 May 2017, 08:58:53 AM
on calpol infused
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 May 2017, 09:17:55 AM
Fake rubber tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 May 2017, 02:42:35 PM
supplied by Jordan
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 19 May 2017, 05:24:33 PM
the oxygen thief
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 May 2017, 11:09:53 PM
who inhale's helium
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 20 May 2017, 12:13:52 AM
and sings like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 May 2017, 07:06:46 AM
A cat being
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 May 2017, 12:29:51 AM
shafted by a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ballbags on 21 May 2017, 10:08:10 AM
pals the goastbusters
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 May 2017, 12:09:51 PM
who were fucking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 May 2017, 11:19:41 PM
anyone in sight
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 22 May 2017, 06:41:10 AM
with a big
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 May 2017, 09:04:23 AM
dildo covered in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 May 2017, 01:05:52 PM
Gooey maple syrup
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 May 2017, 01:08:51 PM
wrapped in bacon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 22 May 2017, 01:17:50 PM
Deep fat fried
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 May 2017, 09:18:13 AM
in a mixture
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 May 2017, 10:34:56 PM
Of fanny sweat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 May 2017, 09:31:35 AM
and knob cheese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 May 2017, 10:29:29 AM
Seasoned with a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 May 2017, 10:35:20 AM
bandit riders balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 May 2017, 09:38:18 PM
Slapping against your
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 May 2017, 10:42:38 PM
Ex wife's chin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 May 2017, 09:13:40 AM
whilst she is
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 May 2017, 10:57:03 PM
Giving birth to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticbiker on 27 May 2017, 12:57:32 PM
.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 May 2017, 11:35:16 AM
a grotesque dwarf
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 May 2017, 06:31:31 PM
Much like Ant
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 30 May 2017, 12:53:55 AM
Shagging his mate
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 May 2017, 09:54:12 AM
Dec with a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 May 2017, 12:19:48 PM
Simon Cowell shaped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nellyt5 on 30 May 2017, 01:00:22 PM
david walliams effigy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 May 2017, 11:55:49 PM
Blood and snot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 31 May 2017, 12:07:15 AM
Pouring from his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 May 2017, 10:12:32 AM
ragged sphincter oozing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 May 2017, 02:38:28 PM
All overs Amanda's "....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 31 May 2017, 02:46:31 PM
freshly siliconed tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 01 June 2017, 11:54:17 PM
with perky nipples
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nellyt5 on 02 June 2017, 07:21:14 AM
yes "I would"
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 June 2017, 09:39:09 AM
like organ  stops
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 03 June 2017, 07:48:14 AM
frosted with jizz
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 June 2017, 09:02:19 AM
And cherry sprinkles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 June 2017, 11:04:24 AM
Les Dennis shagged
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 June 2017, 12:58:14 PM
Dec up the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 03 June 2017, 05:39:39 PM
Arse with a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 June 2017, 11:21:55 PM
Amanda Holden's dildo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 June 2017, 10:32:45 AM
carved from a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 June 2017, 12:10:38 PM
Immigrants thigh bone
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 June 2017, 04:22:46 PM
knobbly bits an'all
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 June 2017, 11:36:42 AM
 covered with wet.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 June 2017, 11:38:19 AM
cement and immigrant
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 June 2017, 10:09:54 PM
Pubes shaved from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 June 2017, 07:30:07 AM
Jeremy Corbins nutsack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nellyt5 on 06 June 2017, 09:17:47 AM

then he said......

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 06 June 2017, 09:42:47 AM
"Suck this Diane"
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 June 2017, 09:52:19 AM
to which she
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 June 2017, 11:23:30 AM
dropped to her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nellyt5 on 06 June 2017, 01:27:19 PM

knees and unzipped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nellyt5 on 06 June 2017, 01:28:18 PM
my big ........suitcase
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 June 2017, 02:14:18 PM
which contained the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 06 June 2017, 03:17:04 PM
a boa constrictor
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 June 2017, 05:23:13 PM
That was tony
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 June 2017, 05:30:23 PM
The Tigers' nemesis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 June 2017, 03:32:04 PM
looking for something...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 07 June 2017, 04:02:49 PM
to spit roast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 June 2017, 04:50:26 PM
on a candle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 June 2017, 08:31:34 PM
In the wind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 June 2017, 09:25:06 PM
 with sir elton
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 08 June 2017, 07:45:41 AM
and tiny dancer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 June 2017, 09:45:11 AM
Hiding from lieutenant
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 June 2017, 01:39:24 PM
Pigeons lost platoon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 June 2017, 03:25:16 PM
of shitty arsed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 June 2017, 07:04:34 PM

one legged footballers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 June 2017, 10:37:17 PM
Signed by arsenal
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 June 2017, 09:45:52 AM
all Man U
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 June 2017, 01:49:57 PM
are soft poofballers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 June 2017, 07:12:21 PM
stuck up snobs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 11 June 2017, 01:04:46 AM
who voted Tory
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 June 2017, 09:03:19 AM
To save tax
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 June 2017, 10:16:50 AM
from Corbin's gay
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 June 2017, 05:16:27 PM
Friend ugly Abbott
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 11 June 2017, 11:36:02 PM
licking his balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 June 2017, 11:53:07 PM
With silver tongues
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 June 2017, 09:59:59 AM
and stroking his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 12 June 2017, 02:29:39 PM
massive leftie ego
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 June 2017, 02:53:43 PM
. Counting isn't her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 June 2017, 03:14:44 PM
Strong suit, neither
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 June 2017, 05:31:08 PM
counting 4 balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 June 2017, 06:22:55 PM
Nor fondling two
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 June 2017, 06:30:50 PM
it didn't add
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 June 2017, 08:25:17 PM
up to three
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 13 June 2017, 07:41:56 AM
as one ball
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 June 2017, 09:22:46 AM
hung 12 inches
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 13 June 2017, 10:17:58 AM
below his knee
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 13 June 2017, 11:30:36 AM
must be painful
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 June 2017, 02:37:06 PM
as she kicked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 13 June 2017, 03:06:50 PM
his head in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 13 June 2017, 04:00:12 PM
causing his skull
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 June 2017, 05:18:20 PM
to split revealing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 June 2017, 06:58:14 PM
 an empty void
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 13 June 2017, 08:26:09 PM
F-----g Cadburys Egg
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 13 June 2017, 09:19:12 PM
No Theresa May's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 June 2017, 10:19:09 PM
Sour faced stare
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 June 2017, 04:27:39 PM
that curdles milk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 14 June 2017, 04:52:00 PM
and making Yoghurt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 June 2017, 05:37:51 PM
in the cabinet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 June 2017, 11:02:23 PM
Next to the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 June 2017, 09:37:25 AM
Maggie Thatcher's putrefying
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 June 2017, 08:45:16 PM
handbags and tampons
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 15 June 2017, 11:22:19 PM
vampires lunch pack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 16 June 2017, 07:36:31 AM
she sucked off
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 June 2017, 12:35:07 PM
All the miners
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 16 June 2017, 01:04:01 PM
Miners or minors  :eek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 June 2017, 01:24:51 PM
Asked the journalist
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 June 2017, 04:28:56 PM
who's interests were
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 June 2017, 05:18:53 PM
Helping old ladies. 
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 June 2017, 05:21:53 PM
Achieve super orgasms
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 17 June 2017, 12:07:00 AM
Using rent boys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 June 2017, 08:30:06 AM
Paid with taxpayer's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 June 2017, 01:02:07 PM
cash stolen from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 June 2017, 02:20:56 PM
speeding bikers fines
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 June 2017, 06:37:05 PM
Instead of bastard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 June 2017, 09:33:41 AM
peado scum and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 20 June 2017, 09:42:58 AM
Rochdale kiddie fiddlers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 June 2017, 07:20:07 PM
from the market
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 June 2017, 11:36:39 PM
Town of Cranbrook
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 21 June 2017, 07:39:26 AM
with Kentish cunt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 June 2017, 01:39:11 PM
following behind laughing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 June 2017, 01:49:19 PM
hysterically while his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 June 2017, 04:22:45 PM
Balls were in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 June 2017, 08:18:57 PM
 A rat trap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 June 2017, 11:41:29 PM
Called London town
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 June 2017, 11:41:19 AM
full of pimps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 June 2017, 06:23:20 PM
And also wimps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 June 2017, 06:29:18 AM
With painful limps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 23 June 2017, 07:07:56 AM
and Hillman imps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 23 June 2017, 08:33:45 AM
driven by gimps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 23 June 2017, 12:29:23 PM
dafter than chimps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 June 2017, 12:37:25 PM
riding in blimps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 June 2017, 01:48:58 PM
While eating shrimps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 23 June 2017, 02:54:14 PM
and crimping crimps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 June 2017, 04:01:01 PM
all the time
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 June 2017, 04:04:15 PM
Oldgit can't rhyme
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 June 2017, 05:55:20 PM
Any old time
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 June 2017, 06:19:20 PM
covered in grime
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 June 2017, 06:39:57 PM
Snot and slime
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 23 June 2017, 07:43:24 PM
contemplating a crime
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 June 2017, 08:55:33 PM
At any time
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 June 2017, 11:20:34 AM
and drinking wine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 24 June 2017, 12:09:00 PM
aged and fine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 June 2017, 02:34:47 PM
It tastes divine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 25 June 2017, 08:25:58 AM
with cooked swine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 June 2017, 12:31:51 PM
and beer divine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 25 June 2017, 01:50:59 PM
using a stein
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 June 2017, 12:44:38 PM
on the Rhine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 26 June 2017, 01:55:01 PM
with Sydney Devine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 26 June 2017, 02:32:07 PM
and Nobody's child
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 June 2017, 03:37:06 PM
that's gone wild
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 26 June 2017, 03:47:32 PM
getting people riled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 June 2017, 04:13:54 PM
With 999 dialed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 28 June 2017, 07:22:45 AM
the sergeant smiled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 June 2017, 08:53:09 AM
. You're fuckin knicked"
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 June 2017, 09:47:44 AM
And getting dicked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 28 June 2017, 10:02:22 AM
as handcuffs clicked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 June 2017, 10:31:27 AM
fannys got licked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 June 2017, 06:49:44 PM
Knickers got nicked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 June 2017, 08:30:50 PM
Holes were picked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: pierre on 29 June 2017, 06:49:03 AM
punters were tricked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 June 2017, 07:17:21 AM
Into being flicked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 29 June 2017, 07:38:56 AM
gimps got kicked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 29 June 2017, 07:55:50 AM
after being bricked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 June 2017, 10:32:58 AM
And left panicked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 June 2017, 10:34:35 AM
by the manic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 29 June 2017, 11:55:14 AM
phoney street preacher
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 29 June 2017, 12:12:13 PM
The mad teacher
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 June 2017, 12:31:32 PM
Called Jack Reacher
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 June 2017, 06:55:46 PM
an odd creature
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Happybiker on 29 June 2017, 11:20:15 PM
Brother to ask
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 June 2017, 10:11:11 AM
A huge feature
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 June 2017, 01:52:05 PM
said the preacher
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 July 2017, 03:57:50 PM
to the teacher
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 July 2017, 07:36:56 PM
in the classroom
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 01 July 2017, 08:35:36 PM
not the bathroom
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 02 July 2017, 09:22:49 PM
a splendiferous sojourn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 July 2017, 12:20:22 PM
when your podjerin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 July 2017, 12:23:08 PM
With great concern
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 03 July 2017, 12:26:39 PM
whether or not
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 July 2017, 06:01:27 PM
Said Sid snot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 July 2017, 09:52:21 AM
bi-sexual he's not
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 July 2017, 06:13:04 PM
Covered in snot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 July 2017, 07:39:06 PM
Hot to trot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 04 July 2017, 07:46:58 PM
the bender's mascot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 July 2017, 10:51:58 PM
Hiding in epcot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 July 2017, 10:56:49 AM
with a scot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 05 July 2017, 01:00:11 PM
wearing a flowerpot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 July 2017, 02:56:45 PM
And pink Ascot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 06 July 2017, 07:16:41 AM
on his chubbie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 July 2017, 11:47:04 AM
little fat buddy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 July 2017, 12:22:58 PM
getting rather bloody
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 July 2017, 07:44:46 PM
and also cuddly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 July 2017, 10:48:11 PM
while breast feeding
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 July 2017, 10:49:22 PM
A baby iguana
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 July 2017, 11:02:39 PM
at London zoo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 07 July 2017, 07:35:01 AM
for beer money
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 07 July 2017, 11:58:28 AM
on Sunday afternoon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 July 2017, 12:20:14 PM
with The Kinks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 07 July 2017, 02:11:01 PM
Ironed out of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 July 2017, 04:49:27 PM
your best shirt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 July 2017, 06:01:52 PM
although a button
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 08 July 2017, 12:48:13 AM
slipped up wifes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 July 2017, 03:05:49 PM
furry ying yang







Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 08 July 2017, 10:28:32 PM
furry ying yang????????????/   :lol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 July 2017, 10:31:58 PM
Asked the receptionist
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 08 July 2017, 11:09:39 PM
taking the cock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 08 July 2017, 11:29:28 PM
Up the arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 July 2017, 09:45:38 AM
To pay for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 July 2017, 03:19:34 PM
her next hairdo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 July 2017, 03:38:10 PM
complete with spikey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 July 2017, 07:38:03 PM
punk rockers hair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 10 July 2017, 10:21:05 PM
and bondage trousers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 July 2017, 07:28:31 PM
tied with string
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 12 July 2017, 07:07:26 AM
her sausage wallet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 July 2017, 09:48:57 AM

shaved as bare
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 July 2017, 10:01:24 AM
As a newborn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 July 2017, 11:08:40 AM
one legged klingon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 12 July 2017, 01:24:12 PM
shagging the neighbour's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 12 July 2017, 03:18:07 PM
cross eyed cat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 12 July 2017, 05:00:05 PM
up the arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 July 2017, 05:31:48 PM
With firework laden
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 12 July 2017, 07:34:29 PM
9 inch dong
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 13 July 2017, 10:56:25 AM
with Prince Albert
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 13 July 2017, 12:32:30 PM
oozing with infection
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 July 2017, 03:43:30 PM
and rampant maggots
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 13 July 2017, 10:14:09 PM
cumming up bums
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 July 2017, 10:09:21 AM
and slapping buttocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 14 July 2017, 12:34:23 PM
shouting yee·haw
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 July 2017, 12:53:03 PM
ride her cowboy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 14 July 2017, 12:59:52 PM
That bucking bronco
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 July 2017, 06:54:27 PM
Rode like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 14 July 2017, 07:16:39 PM
Ivanised fazer 1000
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 14 July 2017, 09:49:41 PM
That someone stole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 14 July 2017, 10:06:05 PM
from outside a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Happybiker on 15 July 2017, 01:37:49 AM
Gay strip bar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 July 2017, 11:14:07 AM
selling hot transgender..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 July 2017, 01:22:07 PM
dildomasterbator machines for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 15 July 2017, 05:18:37 PM
free blow jobs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 July 2017, 06:04:57 PM
And long hot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 15 July 2017, 10:32:08 PM
steamy passionate shag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 July 2017, 10:46:16 AM
with Katie Price
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 July 2017, 11:16:45 AM
with new tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 16 July 2017, 01:50:43 PM
copiously weeping silicon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 July 2017, 10:19:34 AM
and saying everybody
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 July 2017, 12:57:57 PM
Is a c*#t
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 17 July 2017, 09:30:39 PM
With Essex accent
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 July 2017, 10:37:02 AM
and tits oot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 19 July 2017, 07:33:17 AM
sitting on a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 July 2017, 08:16:16 AM
Big horses cock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 July 2017, 08:50:04 AM
with 1/2" slack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 July 2017, 10:36:39 AM
lazy hardon drooping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 July 2017, 12:55:54 PM
Down well below
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 19 July 2017, 02:13:13 PM
its wrinkled ballbag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 July 2017, 08:06:33 PM
That had been...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 July 2017, 11:13:41 PM
Flicked and kicked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 20 July 2017, 07:49:43 AM
licked and tickled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 July 2017, 03:50:21 PM
by Carol Vorderman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 July 2017, 04:12:12 PM
Countdown to shagging.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 20 July 2017, 04:24:30 PM
up the arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 July 2017, 10:19:10 AM
as her pussy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 July 2017, 02:01:34 PM
Was beaten and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 July 2017, 02:06:10 PM
red raw and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 July 2017, 06:53:16 PM
turned inside out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 July 2017, 10:39:13 PM
While cooling down
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 July 2017, 11:03:39 AM
with dry ice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 July 2017, 12:43:33 PM
and wild rice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 23 July 2017, 01:38:07 AM
cooked rape ready
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 July 2017, 01:47:51 PM
to stuff into
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 July 2017, 04:14:17 PM
Dark sticky orifices
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 July 2017, 09:19:38 PM
dripping with treacle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 July 2017, 04:05:46 PM
and brass shavings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 July 2017, 05:12:51 PM
that itched like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 July 2017, 11:29:31 PM
An unwiped arsehole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 July 2017, 01:18:20 PM
after a vindaloo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 July 2017, 08:06:31 PM
from our local
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 July 2017, 10:08:53 AM
pretend Indian curryhouse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 July 2017, 10:12:59 AM
run by Latvians
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 July 2017, 01:25:59 PM
with big choppers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 28 July 2017, 06:58:17 PM
and small knobs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 July 2017, 04:14:51 PM
with ball bearings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 July 2017, 07:47:01 PM
in their catapults
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 30 July 2017, 04:52:25 PM
which were aimed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 July 2017, 07:31:42 PM
at Diane Abbotts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 July 2017, 10:20:37 AM
huge fat arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 July 2017, 12:37:09 PM
whilst it was.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 31 July 2017, 05:32:07 PM
Parked in parliment
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 31 July 2017, 10:02:16 PM
taking three spaces
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 01 August 2017, 10:08:06 AM
for each cheek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 August 2017, 10:44:00 AM
crushing Corbyn,s penis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 August 2017, 04:59:14 PM
Shaped smart car
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 August 2017, 07:31:41 PM
and Emily Thornbury's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 August 2017, 05:30:16 PM
one wheeled bike
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 August 2017, 11:25:58 PM
Is doing laps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 August 2017, 09:16:23 AM
of the lords
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 August 2017, 07:20:31 PM
and Westminster palace
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 August 2017, 09:38:06 AM
as they have
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 August 2017, 09:57:37 AM
no bloody idea
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 August 2017, 03:05:48 PM
who to screw...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 August 2017, 01:53:05 PM
next because they
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 August 2017, 05:30:45 PM
have no brains
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 August 2017, 07:51:29 PM
Or common sense
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 August 2017, 10:01:05 AM
which is just
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 August 2017, 11:01:49 AM
about par for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 August 2017, 11:38:01 AM
a labour MP
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 August 2017, 03:39:15 PM
who takes it............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 08 August 2017, 07:26:03 AM
Orally and anally
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 August 2017, 09:26:03 AM
in the house
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 August 2017, 09:54:18 AM

 at dingleberry dell
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 August 2017, 07:45:31 PM
Right next to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 08 August 2017, 10:20:23 PM
the knocking shop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 August 2017, 11:40:03 AM
of bungalow bill
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 10 August 2017, 07:59:04 AM
three times champion
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 August 2017, 08:18:11 AM
At throwing young
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 August 2017, 09:56:01 AM
inebriated transsexual interns
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 10 August 2017, 02:15:47 PM
under passing trucks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 August 2017, 04:33:15 PM
On the m25
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 August 2017, 07:31:46 PM
and then sweeping..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 August 2017, 12:13:47 PM
the remains and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 August 2017, 01:45:46 PM
Sticky red residue
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 August 2017, 08:29:06 PM
into his pocket
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 August 2017, 12:48:01 PM
to roger later
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 August 2017, 02:32:06 PM
to give himself
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 August 2017, 09:01:19 PM
Some perverse gratification
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 August 2017, 12:05:33 PM
and pubic crabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 August 2017, 11:59:20 AM
thrown in for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 August 2017, 12:51:59 PM
 a good scratching
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 August 2017, 09:40:26 AM
of his giant
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 August 2017, 03:50:16 PM
greasy bean stalk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 August 2017, 04:09:57 PM
when it gets
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 August 2017, 04:30:48 PM
pumped up by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 August 2017, 10:51:13 PM
Damsels in distress
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 August 2017, 08:40:11 PM
making a mess
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 August 2017, 04:57:24 PM
all over Monica's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 August 2017, 06:43:51 PM
lily white tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 August 2017, 10:03:03 AM
that Bill fondled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 18 August 2017, 10:50:13 AM
by titty twisting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 August 2017, 04:05:27 PM
and titty licking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 August 2017, 04:12:33 PM
the sick bastard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 August 2017, 08:16:54 PM
Was caught fingering
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 August 2017, 10:18:22 PM
his neighbours young
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 August 2017, 11:50:06 PM
gerbil at midnight
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 August 2017, 02:12:49 PM
whilst humping Hilary
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 August 2017, 03:43:42 PM
Clintons wrinkled arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 August 2017, 06:33:35 PM
While bush watched
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 19 August 2017, 08:09:46 PM
through a hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 August 2017, 07:34:55 AM
In trumps jockstrap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 August 2017, 10:33:17 AM
and sniffing his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 August 2017, 12:36:28 PM
Wife's dirty panties
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 August 2017, 03:22:13 PM
and drinking her...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 21 August 2017, 08:01:47 AM
warm discharge through
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 August 2017, 09:41:27 AM
her soiled tampon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 August 2017, 07:39:13 PM
that was squeezed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 August 2017, 09:08:27 PM
Into chipped glasses
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 August 2017, 09:47:31 AM
iced with cheese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 August 2017, 03:58:55 PM
and whipped cream
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 August 2017, 10:41:59 AM
topped off with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 August 2017, 10:03:43 PM
 a wet nipple
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 August 2017, 10:16:47 PM
And oily clit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 August 2017, 07:34:08 PM
being rubbed red................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 25 August 2017, 07:19:59 AM

raw by the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 August 2017, 07:15:03 PM
rampant pork sword
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 25 August 2017, 09:27:45 PM
covered in sores
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 August 2017, 09:31:19 PM
And syphilis boils
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 August 2017, 12:32:18 PM
bursting out of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 August 2017, 05:56:23 PM
Jeremy CorBINs pocket
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 August 2017, 08:37:14 PM
Sized purple helmet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 26 August 2017, 09:25:52 PM
that Diane Abbott
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 August 2017, 11:25:52 AM
loved to suck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 27 August 2017, 03:09:43 PM
Theresa May's fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 August 2017, 09:09:09 PM
is rather wrinkly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 August 2017, 11:52:25 AM
and like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 August 2017, 03:13:10 PM
Smashed mouldly kebab
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 August 2017, 05:12:11 PM
that's going rancid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 August 2017, 09:54:16 AM
with crusty scales
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 August 2017, 04:23:56 PM
and dripping pus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 August 2017, 10:03:28 AM
with cheesy bits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: F4celess on 30 August 2017, 03:36:20 PM
glistening, like ripe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 August 2017, 04:24:12 PM
oranges and lemons
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 August 2017, 08:30:23 PM
Bitter and sweet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: rlkat on 30 August 2017, 09:37:30 PM
and tempting me
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 August 2017, 07:05:46 PM
to suck it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: F4celess on 01 September 2017, 08:50:40 AM

...without anyone noticing...  :moon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 September 2017, 10:11:17 AM
that I had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 01 September 2017, 02:26:11 PM
taken my teeth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 September 2017, 03:53:45 PM
out for sandblasting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 02 September 2017, 06:44:47 AM
by the Apprentice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 September 2017, 07:47:20 AM
Cock polisher named
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 02 September 2017, 12:15:01 PM
Ramadic up me
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 September 2017, 02:21:07 PM
whose brother Mustafapiss
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 September 2017, 04:35:29 PM
Married girls called
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 September 2017, 06:22:46 PM
Hamedit Upme and Bangin Dahass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 02 September 2017, 10:12:10 PM
said de bottyboy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 September 2017, 02:09:37 PM
while having a............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 September 2017, 04:47:43 PM
Quick Tommy tit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 September 2017, 11:02:35 PM
no bog roll
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 04 September 2017, 10:29:34 AM
so use your
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 September 2017, 01:34:07 PM
both hands to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 September 2017, 03:41:31 PM
pick your nose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: F4celess on 04 September 2017, 04:08:27 PM
one nostril at
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 September 2017, 11:33:10 PM
least knuckle deep
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 06 September 2017, 07:00:24 AM
dripping snot and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 September 2017, 11:21:56 PM
blood from hemorrhoids
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 September 2017, 05:47:49 PM
on the floor
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 09 September 2017, 10:40:07 AM
Pissed yet again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 September 2017, 02:40:55 PM
After drinking lots
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 September 2017, 03:21:58 PM
rancid fanny batter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 September 2017, 07:39:08 PM
deep fat fried
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 September 2017, 03:20:50 PM
in fresh piss
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 13 September 2017, 12:09:11 PM
and malt vinegar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 September 2017, 03:36:19 PM
To serve over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 September 2017, 03:42:27 PM
fish and chips
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 September 2017, 10:03:37 AM
served on a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 September 2017, 07:49:34 PM
 bed of nails
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 14 September 2017, 11:46:38 PM
with iceberg lettuce
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 September 2017, 02:34:10 PM
and squashy tomatoes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 15 September 2017, 02:54:49 PM
crushed between tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 September 2017, 02:21:20 PM
of gigantic proportion
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 September 2017, 03:58:02 PM
Plump, veiny and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 September 2017, 05:07:39 PM
covered in tattoos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 September 2017, 06:09:39 PM
and grated cheese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 September 2017, 01:25:22 PM
and sprinkled with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 September 2017, 02:27:57 PM
Spicy jalapeno salsa
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 September 2017, 03:39:41 PM
that tastes like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 September 2017, 10:08:43 AM
10 year old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 September 2017, 11:14:56 AM
egg mayonnaise with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 September 2017, 07:25:25 PM
red hot chilli
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 19 September 2017, 07:23:59 AM
with smegma sprinkles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 September 2017, 10:04:59 AM
which were wonderful
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 September 2017, 12:09:43 PM
stuck between your
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 September 2017, 04:22:33 PM
dodgy false teeth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 September 2017, 10:05:43 AM
which were held
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 September 2017, 01:48:46 PM
in place by....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 25 September 2017, 09:24:29 AM
her dripping flange
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 September 2017, 11:29:26 AM
staples and rivets
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: snecklifter on 25 September 2017, 01:26:35 PM
which can be..
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 25 September 2017, 03:37:22 PM
inserted easily with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 September 2017, 07:07:28 PM
a big dollop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 September 2017, 08:05:43 PM
of original swarfega
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 September 2017, 07:14:33 PM
to clean inside.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 September 2017, 10:10:21 AM
of her rotten
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 September 2017, 07:16:47 PM
rancid biscuit jar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 September 2017, 10:38:46 AM
which was full
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 September 2017, 05:26:27 PM
of mouldy garibaldi's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 September 2017, 06:11:35 PM
And soggy borbons
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 September 2017, 10:48:38 AM
filled with mouldy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 September 2017, 11:00:48 AM
fake chocolate paste
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 September 2017, 03:41:37 PM
By Willy Wonka
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 September 2017, 03:48:12 PM
In his factory
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 September 2017, 09:36:23 PM
in sleepy hollow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 October 2017, 11:08:28 AM
at Dingly Dell
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 October 2017, 06:53:21 PM
what a smell
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 02 October 2017, 09:36:16 PM
Good Guinness shite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 October 2017, 10:25:51 AM
rather runny and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 October 2017, 03:27:23 PM
Its turning white
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 October 2017, 07:46:27 PM
As a kkk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 03 October 2017, 10:22:53 PM
freshly laundered hood
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 04 October 2017, 07:28:50 AM
sewn by a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 October 2017, 08:18:02 AM
Black immigrant woman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 October 2017, 06:51:33 PM
smoking a cigar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 04 October 2017, 07:46:27 PM
rolled by her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 05 October 2017, 07:15:37 AM
President, Donald Trump
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 October 2017, 07:58:55 AM
With his tiny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 October 2017, 06:54:20 PM
willy hanging out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 06 October 2017, 10:41:02 AM
of the window
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 October 2017, 02:41:02 PM
Of secret services
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 October 2017, 02:54:03 PM
armour plated tank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 October 2017, 03:24:17 PM
whilst being followed...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 October 2017, 07:24:35 PM
By Kim jong
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 October 2017, 07:01:29 PM
and his dong
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 October 2017, 12:23:51 PM
Bong missile which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: storm on 08 October 2017, 01:58:11 PM
went off early
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 October 2017, 03:14:01 PM
Causing mass panic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 08 October 2017, 07:29:55 PM
due to aiming
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 October 2017, 07:05:14 PM
at Putins arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 October 2017, 09:52:48 AM
and ending up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 October 2017, 10:08:39 AM
In his vagina
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 October 2017, 07:04:17 PM
called Kim jong-un
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 11 October 2017, 07:50:24 AM
he loved it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 October 2017, 10:34:01 AM
as did the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 October 2017, 03:05:49 PM
north korea poeple
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 October 2017, 06:27:09 PM
Because they didn't
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 October 2017, 09:56:53 AM
like it up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 October 2017, 02:38:19 PM
North with the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robbie8666 on 12 October 2017, 03:09:14 PM
black watch and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 12 October 2017, 03:53:09 PM
white wrist band
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 October 2017, 04:01:41 PM
brigade. What a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 October 2017, 06:52:39 PM
sad load of........................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 October 2017, 11:10:04 AM
old pensioners were
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 October 2017, 03:30:24 PM
were needing to....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 October 2017, 02:51:07 PM
to get some
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 October 2017, 07:00:03 PM
Action before they
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 October 2017, 02:17:42 PM
Had their dinner
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 15 October 2017, 03:31:56 PM
and a nap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 15 October 2017, 05:38:03 PM
or pulled their

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 October 2017, 12:01:15 PM
skin over their
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 October 2017, 01:27:18 PM
Grandkids ugly faces
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 October 2017, 03:55:43 PM
and ran away
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 October 2017, 04:19:56 PM
To giggle in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 16 October 2017, 08:16:47 PM
the face of

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 16 October 2017, 10:19:50 PM
the ugly matron
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 17 October 2017, 08:04:30 AM
whose jugs where
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 October 2017, 10:15:30 AM
just above her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 October 2017, 10:20:58 AM
Wrinkly kneecaps, saggy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 October 2017, 07:16:10 PM
and heavily tattoo'd
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 October 2017, 11:01:04 AM
and pierced with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 October 2017, 12:18:45 PM
Knives and forks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 October 2017, 05:38:00 PM
by sweaty dorks........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 October 2017, 12:42:27 PM
with spikey corks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 October 2017, 02:18:41 PM
and giant storks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 October 2017, 09:51:33 AM

carrying Baby Berk's



Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 October 2017, 04:59:20 PM
two circles jerks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 October 2017, 01:32:42 PM

with no perks

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 22 October 2017, 08:43:48 AM
driving old Merc's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 October 2017, 09:23:21 AM
With hairy turks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 October 2017, 11:38:21 AM
in huge trucks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 22 October 2017, 03:49:00 PM
relying on luck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 October 2017, 02:13:42 PM
earning a buck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 October 2017, 08:14:55 PM
Learning to fuck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 October 2017, 10:10:32 AM
with no luck.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 24 October 2017, 12:07:44 PM
this does suck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: F4celess on 24 October 2017, 12:42:31 PM
I've come unstuck !
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 October 2017, 04:40:34 PM
shagging a duck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: NornIrishBeef on 24 October 2017, 07:24:09 PM
Dentist who she
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 24 October 2017, 07:27:02 PM
what the fu5k
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 25 October 2017, 11:55:51 AM
duck! it's coming . . .
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 October 2017, 01:14:55 PM
Shouted the guard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 25 October 2017, 02:18:37 PM
as an albatros
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 October 2017, 06:19:05 PM
Swooped down and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 October 2017, 07:16:22 PM
laid an egg
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Northern Biker on 26 October 2017, 09:04:22 AM
In his hat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 October 2017, 09:12:58 AM
That was shaped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 October 2017, 03:56:39 PM
like an eggcup
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Northern Biker on 27 October 2017, 12:23:41 AM
But was actually
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 October 2017, 07:19:59 PM
a small teacup
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 October 2017, 07:41:06 PM
Used to store
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 October 2017, 06:02:02 PM
Barnacles and crabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 October 2017, 07:17:52 PM
and any old...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 October 2017, 10:40:44 AM

Iron and brass

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 31 October 2017, 01:34:49 PM
Victorian sex toys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 31 October 2017, 01:37:37 PM
used by frustrated
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 October 2017, 07:47:01 PM
old suffragette women
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 03 November 2017, 09:36:53 AM
whose sexual apparatus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 November 2017, 09:53:46 AM
Looked more ghastly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 November 2017, 10:20:36 AM
a horses ass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 November 2017, 04:33:49 PM
 Is better looking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 November 2017, 01:12:14 PM

than their faces

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 November 2017, 06:28:24 PM
and not so
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 November 2017, 06:51:16 PM
Pretty as young
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 04 November 2017, 08:25:14 PM
Welsh pit ponies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 November 2017, 09:32:11 PM
All tarted up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 November 2017, 09:32:11 PM
All tarted up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 November 2017, 11:10:43 AM
with suspenders and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 05 November 2017, 02:18:09 PM
Sexy pink stirups
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 November 2017, 02:37:47 PM
Taken from kinky
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 05 November 2017, 02:55:06 PM
Alice the curcus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 November 2017, 04:19:56 PM
Ringmasters shagging mat..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 06 November 2017, 01:09:57 PM
Before she went
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 November 2017, 01:54:06 PM
hell for leather
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 November 2017, 07:55:43 PM
for a big.....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 November 2017, 10:12:12 AM
sparkly dildo with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 November 2017, 01:54:08 PM
Suzuki Bandit written
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 November 2017, 03:19:58 PM
Down the shaft
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 November 2017, 05:45:12 PM
and two balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 07 November 2017, 05:55:41 PM
Of Knitting wool
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 November 2017, 06:21:00 PM
Replacing the testicals
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 08 November 2017, 07:31:29 AM
that where placed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 November 2017, 08:21:37 AM
Around the neck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 November 2017, 10:43:33 AM
of the gimp
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 November 2017, 05:49:42 PM
riding the donkey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 08 November 2017, 11:54:45 PM
Through the town
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 November 2017, 04:43:56 PM
with Colonel Sanders
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 November 2017, 04:51:20 PM
choking his chicken
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 November 2017, 04:52:32 PM
Kiwi Filled Coconuts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 November 2017, 12:21:38 PM
in a McDonald's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 November 2017, 02:49:07 PM
Iced mocha frappe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 November 2017, 03:32:42 PM
covered in crappe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 November 2017, 11:07:07 AM
from the trapeze
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 November 2017, 07:52:02 PM