Red, you've already tried to fob the blasted thing off on me as a "free gift" when we met at Brighton but I managed to suss your kind offer and head you off at the pass before you could surprise me with it, so NO, no interest being shown here!
Exup, the wife would be safe, but I do live in a close with a few pensioners for neighbours, he would be like a kid in a sweetshop!
Sinto (despite what he says) showed definate interest, just post the bloody thing, or just stick it on your Fazer.