Another school story copied from elsewhere. Amend football teams as appropriate A Primary Teacher in Swansea explains to her class that she is a Swansea fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Swansea fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a Swansea fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Swansea fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Cardiff City fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Cardiff City fan?' 'Because my mum is a Cardiff City fan, and my dad is a Cardiff City fan, so I'm a Cardiff City fan too!''Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Cardiff City fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time... What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?' 'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Swansea fan.'
I am allowed to tell that joke cos I am 3/4 Paddy myself.
It's a deal I will take it.Woo Hoo! I a full genuine Irishman. I feel complete and full-filled
Quote from: tommyardin on 03 February 2017, 08:58:55 pmI am allowed to tell that joke cos I am 3/4 Paddy myself.I am 1/4 Irish, I will swop it for your odd 1/4.
Quote from: tommyardin on 03 February 2017, 09:25:26 pmIt's a deal I will take it.Woo Hoo! I a full genuine Irishman. I feel complete and full-filled Hang on a minute, I just realised I don't know what your odd 1/4 is, I will accept anything other than Welsh or French, my great great grandmother on my mothers side was French so already got a little bit of that and as for a bit of Welsh