I know it was all made up, but I just pissed myself laughing so much and had to share. The thing is I know people that do come out with this kind of bollocks but actually believe it to be true, I worked with a lad years ago that was convinced that by adding go faster stripes to his shitty little Vauxhall Nova it added an extra 10bhp
Quote from: Fazer99 on 01 February 2017, 06:40:11 pmI know it was all made up, but I just pissed myself laughing so much and had to share. The thing is I know people that do come out with this kind of bollocks but actually believe it to be true, I worked with a lad years ago that was convinced that by adding go faster stripes to his shitty little Vauxhall Nova it added an extra 10bhp Aah the 80-90's every car had to have a go faster stripe , are you telling me it didn't make my mk3 cortina quicker , I was sure it did when I was 17 my world has ended now, you'll be telling me my 2 Fazers haven't got 600 and 1000 hp next
Quote from: Fazer99 on 01 February 2017, 06:40:11 pmI know it was all made up, but I just pissed myself laughing so much and had to share. The thing is I know people that do come out with this kind of bollocks but actually believe it to be true, I worked with a lad years ago that was convinced that by adding go faster stripes to his shitty little Vauxhall Nova it added an extra 10bhp Doesn't it
You lot can laugh at me! Oh Yeah! sure.My arse has been like a Marmite Motorway ever since I had that curry, damn it was a lot hotter than I thought it would beThe Mrs said 'We can finish that curry off tonight if you like' I don't think she was kidding either, I sooner have my testicles given the once over with a rotary wire brush in a foccing hammer drill. [/quoteThat johnny cash song springs to mind what's it called ... oh that's it RING OF FIRE 🔥 💩🤢🆘 , would you like a rubber ring with curry sir
Quote from: tommyardin on 02 February 2017, 02:30:39 pmYou lot can laugh at me! Oh Yeah! sure.My arse has been like a Marmite Motorway ever since I had that curry, damn it was a lot hotter than I thought it would beThe Mrs said 'We can finish that curry off tonight if you like' I don't think she was kidding either, I sooner have my testicles given the once over with a rotary wire brush in a foccing hammer drill. [/quoteThat johnny cash song springs to mind what's it called ... oh that's it RING OF FIRE 🔥 💩🤢🆘 , would you like a rubber ring with curry sir
Quote from: Graham53 on 02 February 2017, 02:36:59 pmQuote from: tommyardin on 02 February 2017, 02:30:39 pmYou lot can laugh at me! Oh Yeah! sure.My arse has been like a Marmite Motorway ever since I had that curry, damn it was a lot hotter than I thought it would beThe Mrs said 'We can finish that curry off tonight if you like' I don't think she was kidding either, I sooner have my testicles given the once over with a rotary wire brush in a foccing hammer drill. [/quoteThat johnny cash song springs to mind what's it called ... oh that's it RING OF FIRE 🔥 💩🤢🆘 , would you like a rubber ring with curry sir This curry sounds very enticing. I love Spicy food, I'm normally the crazy foccer that orders the hottest thing on the menu, it might take me ages to finish it and I might pass out a few times, but I will not leave the restaurant unless it's all gone