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Title: No yolk
Post by: Looney tune on 15 April 2013, 12:25:16 am

Can someone please tell me the difference between an egg and a w@nk ?

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Post by: bri h on 15 April 2013, 03:13:13 am

You can beat an egg.

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Post by: Raymy on 15 April 2013, 04:52:31 am

Whats the difference between light and hard?

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Post by: Looney tune on 15 April 2013, 07:17:22 am

You can turn a light off

Title: No yolk
Post by: Exupnut on 15 April 2013, 07:30:37 am

Quote from: bri h on 15 April 2013, 03:13:13 am

You can beat an egg.

u cant beat a good wank.

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Post by: Razgruff on 15 April 2013, 08:14:07 am

if you have yolk in a wank? time to get down the clinic

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Post by: Raymy on 15 April 2013, 09:36:37 am

Quote from: Looney tune on 15 April 2013, 07:17:22 am

You can turn a light off

You can fall asleep with a light on

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Post by: dolau on 15 April 2013, 01:09:14 pm

Who came first- the chicken or the egg?  :eek

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Post by: jon on 15 April 2013, 04:53:37 pm

Obviously the egg as chickens are birds, birds evolved from dinosaurs and dinosaurs laid eggs.

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Post by: evesdad on 15 April 2013, 05:19:33 pm

The cock came first when he layed the chicken

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Post by: Exupnut on 15 April 2013, 05:25:12 pm

Unless its a kfc chicken in which case its "cock" has been genetically removed.