Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS!

[Dudeofrude]

Or at the pizza deli counter where they make your custom pizza. They wear gloves but then never take off or change them between customers......yum

[fazersharp]

People who add a "Make and offer" button on their ebay listing and then wont take any offer until its 20p off the asking price. If you don't want offers then don't ask for them       

[Nemesis]

Nothing cos some thieving bastard stole it of the allotment and probably ate it

[vinnyb]

People who add a "Make and offer" button on their ebay listing and then wont take any offer until its 20p off the asking price. If you don't want offers then don't ask for them     

You need to elaborate, I'm curious now

[fazersharp]

Item cost 10.99 I ffered 7.50 - said no
8.50  said no
9.50  said no but with it I said why dont you just tell me what you want
They said £10
Why don't they just sell it for £10 - buy it now and stop wasting every ones time

[fazersharp]

Supermarkets again and people who just abandon their trolley in the carpark without bothering to put it in the trolley area so it can roll into your car.

[Fazer99]

Supermarkets again and people who just abandon their trolley in the carpark without bothering to put it in the trolley area so it can roll into your car.

Adding to that, there is a shopping centre near me that has a couple of motorcycle parking spaces and more often than not you find that they have been taken up by bastards dumping trolleys there, what makes it worse it that they have to go past the trolley shed to get to the motorcycle parking spaces 

[Frosties]

Supermarkets again and people who just abandon their trolley in the carpark without bothering to put it in the trolley area so it can roll into your car.

Aaaaaaaaaaand those feckin lazy bastard BMW type drivers who park in the disabled or parent/child bays just to ensure their pride 'n' joy (lol) is safe. 

[mr self destruct]

Supermarkets again and people who just abandon their trolley in the carpark without bothering to put it in the trolley area so it can roll into your car.

Aaaaaaaaaaand those feckin lazy bastard BMW type drivers who park in the disabled or parent/child bays just to ensure their pride 'n' joy (lol) is safe. 

To be honest I don't have a problem with folk parking in the parent/child bays (why should non-parents suffer just because some random bloke didn't pull his cock out soon enough?) but parking in a disabled bay is a cunt's trick alright. People have a choice about having kids, but no-one's ever chosen to have a disability.

[steve 10562cc]

Drivers who use disabled badges that they have no right to use unless the disabled badge holder is in the vehicle to park in disabled spaces or on double yellow lines. 

[Fazer99]

People that can't decide what FECKING lane they want and think "FOC it, I'll just take up both of them, I indicated so I have the right to pull out even if it isn't safe to and I've not even looked" 😡 COMPLETE DICKHEADS 😡

[BBROWN1664]

Drivers who use disabled badges that they have no right to use unless the disabled badge holder is in the vehicle to park in disabled spaces or on double yellow lines. 

Even then, they are only meant to use them if the disabled person is getting out the car.

[Freck]

To be honest I don't have a problem with folk parking in the parent/child bays (why should non-parents suffer just because some random bloke didn't pull his cock out soon enough?) but parking in a disabled bay is a cunt's trick alright. People have a choice about having kids, but no-one's ever chosen to have a disability.

Totally agree with you, although there's plenty of folks who have chosen to have a disability to get them out of work! 

[darrsi]

Doctors receptionists.


What is it with their high and mighty attitude?


I had 2 calls last Friday which i missed anyway as my phone stays in my bike jacket at work, and they were from a 'private number' so i couldn't reply anyway when i saw them.
Then last night, Monday 21st August, i get another call and the doctors receptionist tells me that a doctor (who knows which one i'll see next time?) needs to see me about blood test results.


Little bit concerned now, so i'm like "Okay, make me an appointment please."


"31st August."


"Hold on, you just called me saying i need to be seen, and you're making me wait 10 days, or 13 days if that's you that called me on Friday?"


"Erm, yes."


"What exactly is wrong then?"


"I can't discuss that over the phone."


"Can i speak to a doctor then?"


"Hold on a second.......the next doctors phone appointment is September 5th." 


Are these people living in the real world or what???

[Dudeofrude]

When your on a motorway, in the outside lane doing 10/15 mph over the limit and some knob come flying up behind you flashing their lights and making noise to try and get to you move over!
I don't know who the fuck he thought he was with his blue lights and siren.... cock

[slappy]

When your on a motorway, in the outside lane doing 10/15 mph over the limit and some knob come flying up behind you flashing their lights and making noise to try and get to you move over!
I don't know who the fuck he thought he was with his blue lights and siren.... cock

 

[unfazed]

 

[Grahamm]

Supermarkets again and people who just abandon their trolley in the carpark without bothering to put it in the trolley area so it can roll into your car.

Adding to that, there is a shopping centre near me that has a couple of motorcycle parking spaces and more often than not you find that they have been taken up by bastards dumping trolleys there,

Down here often you can't lock your bicycle to the cycle racks at ASDA because they're full of bloody trolleys

[darrsi]

Doctors receptionists.


What is it with their high and mighty attitude?


I had 2 calls last Friday which i missed anyway as my phone stays in my bike jacket at work, and they were from a 'private number' so i couldn't reply anyway when i saw them.
Then last night, Monday 21st August, i get another call and the doctors receptionist tells me that a doctor (who knows which one i'll see next time?) needs to see me about blood test results.


Little bit concerned now, so i'm like "Okay, make me an appointment please."


"31st August."


"Hold on, you just called me saying i need to be seen, and you're making me wait 10 days, or 13 days if that's you that called me on Friday?"


"Erm, yes."


"What exactly is wrong then?"


"I can't discuss that over the phone."


"Can i speak to a doctor then?"


"Hold on a second.......the next doctors phone appointment is September 5th." 


Are these people living in the real world or what???

So i took the day off work today so i could go to this doctors appointment this afternoon, after a 10 day wait, so thought i'll get the bike MOT'd in the morning as well and be resourceful (it passed).


Doc says "What can we do for you today?"


"Your receptionist called me in to see you about my blood test results?"


"Okay, let's have a look........yep, it's fine, totally normal."


"What?"


"All good, no problems at all."


"I just waited 10 days for this appointment, slightly concerned, because your receptionist insisted i needed to be seen?"


"Not sure why she did that, but they wouldn't really know anyway?"


 

[maddog04]

in my experience, Dr's receptionists want to know your illness so they can diagnose and see if you really need a Dr.......they can fuck right off (and before anyone says move Dr's....I raised it with the practice and next time I went, she was no longer there)

similar with bank clerks.....they think its their money (I moved bank's)

[Oldgit]

when you buy something in a shop in the west of Scotland and the assistant says to you "is that you" that's their way of asking is that all, of course it's F***In me is it someone else buying this, so friggin stupid.

[fazersharp]

Buying items like a nut and bolt, I want x y or z size and the assistant asks me what do I need it for always bugs me.
Go to the local tip (sorry it is a tip and not a recycling centre ) they ask "what have you got and I have to list everything and then they proceed to point out the skips I need - which are all sign posted - he is just making a job for himself. I once said fissile material and he said "bin 3 mate"     

Also on the "is that you" one. My local wilco there is a woman who always counts your change like this. Say it cost £5 and you give £10 she counts your change as 6,7,8,9 and 1 is. What do do mean "and 1 is"  FFS     

[robbo]

The same as when you go to buy spark plugs.You tell them what you want and they always ask "What's it for". It always ends in a row. Just give me the foccing plugs, take my money, end of.

[fazersharp]

And taking parcels to the post office you get asked "what's in it"  FOC OFF
Alright since you asked, its a second hand but plug

[darrsi]

And taking parcels to the post office you get asked "what's in it"  FOC OFF
Alright since you asked, its a second hand but plug

Mateys spark plug in the other post looks like a 2nd hand butt plug.