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Title: pfucking load of crap
Post by: oldman on 08 March 2019, 06:50:49 pm
well i thought this was a FAZER OWNERS CLUB,so where are the members then ?????????all thats here is CRAP .!knife crime ??????????? yes thats fazer related ??????some jihad wants to come back ????????????yes thats fazer related ??????word association ?????????????????three word story ???????whats got my goat ?????????????did you take a shite today ????did the postman call ??????????
what a bunch load of shite,a better name would be
PFUCK ALL TO DO WITH BIKES
yes ill be baned but at least you know this is the worst site about our beloved bikes :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: NorthWestern on 08 March 2019, 07:26:53 pm
There are also posts where people throw hissy fits.
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: oldman on 08 March 2019, 07:35:30 pm
Shake the tree the NUTS WILL FALL ...!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 March 2019, 07:37:48 pm
well i thought this was a FAZER OWNERS CLUB,so where are the members then ?????????all thats here is CRAP .!knife crime ??????????? yes thats fazer related ??????some jihad wants to come back ????????????yes thats fazer related ??????word association ?????????????????three word story ???????whats got my goat ?????????????did you take a shite today ????did the postman call ??????????
what a bunch load of shite,a better name would be
PFUCK ALL TO DO WITH BIKES
yes ill be baned but at least you know this is the worst site about our beloved bikes :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek


Have you found the specific sub forums for each of the Fazer models?

The rest of the forum is about being social and having some fun
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: oldman on 08 March 2019, 07:57:51 pm
Yes i have thank you ...!i posted this here to see if it gets a reply ??????????i understant what you are saying BUT  i throught as a bike club BIKES  came first ?i could put a post on any bike club not bike related and get a roastinghere it only get a reply if is NOT BIKE related

Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: oldman on 08 March 2019, 07:59:04 pm
lets see how many replys it gets ???????????????
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 March 2019, 08:09:00 pm
In this subforum, anything goes, unless its too adult themed at which point it gets moved to the naughty corner.

We are all about having fun and dont have brooms stuck up our arses like some forums do.
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: dazza on 08 March 2019, 09:20:48 pm
You can blame VNA and mtread for all this shit..... :lurk
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: Dinger1962 on 08 March 2019, 09:51:15 pm
Best fazer forum for havin a laugh (usually at each other)and helping eachother out with any techy problems --if you not got sense of humour this sites not for you(unofficial clues in the name ) oh by the way has anyone got offside top hose that runs from the fillercap to the cylinder head at the rear thanks oh welcome to the new foccer oldman.
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: VNA - BMW Wank on 08 March 2019, 10:03:48 pm
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You can blame VNA and mtread for all this shit..... ([url]http://foc-u.co.uk/Smileys/efocicon/lurk.gif[/url])

I knew it would be my foccing fault.   :eek
And that's despite me, have come from the Dutch English Fazer pages to Marion's Fazer pages (I think that's what it was called), which then turned into foc-u.  During that time I don't think I have ever started any non bike related thread.
So there, take foccin that Dazza :lol
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: dazza on 08 March 2019, 10:10:09 pm
anything goes, unless its too adult themed at which point it gets moved to the naughty corner.



Ooh, is this a challenge ? :lol
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You can blame VNA and mtread for all this shit..... ([url]http://foc-u.co.uk/Smileys/efocicon/lurk.gif[/url])

I knew it would be my foccing fault.   :eek  During that time I don't think I have ever started any non bike related thread.
So there, take foccin that Dazza :lol



Well you've certainly contributed your fair amount of bullshit :b
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: slimwilly on 08 March 2019, 10:10:34 pm
Did I tell you my sink got blocked today
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: fazersharp on 08 March 2019, 10:10:59 pm
Hi every one ,iv got a 2004  FZ6  fantastic bike BUT my eyesight is not as good as it used to besee at a glance !!
So a half blind man comes on a  :faz forum complaining its not all about  :faz s and yet rides a FZ6  :pokefun (your not scottish by any chance are you )
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: johnakay on 08 March 2019, 10:14:07 pm
Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: fazersharp on 08 March 2019, 10:15:24 pm
Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
:rollin
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: slimwilly on 08 March 2019, 10:15:42 pm
What about my sink ?
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: fazersharp on 08 March 2019, 10:17:53 pm
What about my sink ?
Don't put hot liquid fat down it cause it solidifies when it cools. Or ex  :faz oil   
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 March 2019, 11:06:54 pm
Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.

 :foc
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: Frosties on 08 March 2019, 11:23:36 pm
anything goes, unless its too adult themed at which point it gets moved to the naughty corner.



Ooh, is this a challenge ? :lol
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You can blame VNA and mtread for all this shit..... ([url]http://foc-u.co.uk/Smileys/efocicon/lurk.gif[/url])

I knew it would be my foccing fault.   :eek  During that time I don't think I have ever started any non bike related thread.
So there, take foccin that Dazza :lol



Well you've certainly contributed your fair amount of bullshit :b



+1


In addition, I agree with VNA that he has never started a thread - he just sits in the wings and chooses the ones he can shit on, talk bollocks and fuck up the most  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: Frosties on 08 March 2019, 11:29:07 pm
Yes i have thank you ...!i posted this here to see if it gets a reply ??????????i understant what you are saying BUT  i throught as a bike club BIKES  came first ?i could put a post on any bike club not bike related and get a roastinghere it only get a reply if is NOT BIKE related


Go on then you old fecker - double dare you to post in a specific bike related part of the forum.....I bet you get help because of all the forums....Triumph, Honda Suzuki (including performance car sites) etc THIS is the best fecking forum/site for technical help, piss taking and spilling your guts.


 :2fingers
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: mtread on 08 March 2019, 11:30:09 pm
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You can blame VNA and mtread for all this shit.....

I blame Dazza's mate SYL. He starts threads here and then comes round knocking on doors at 5am until warned off by the police  ;)
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: Frosties on 08 March 2019, 11:36:30 pm
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You can blame VNA and mtread for all this shit.....

I blame Dazza's mate SYL. He starts threads here and then comes round knocking on doors at 5am until warned off by the police  ;)



It's a double act.....whilst he's knocking at the front - I'm up a ladder round the back having a perv  :lol

Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: mtread on 08 March 2019, 11:54:12 pm
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I'm up a ladder round the back having a perv 

I wouldn't if I were you. You might get a nasty surprise  :eek
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: dazza on 09 March 2019, 12:15:00 am
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You can blame VNA and mtread for all this shit.....

I blame Dazza's mate SYL. He starts threads here and then comes round knocking on doors at 5am until warned off by the police  ;)




Haha, you're so ignorant of the truth I'm embarrassed for you.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RYmnsDeYTg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RYmnsDeYTg)
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: mtread on 09 March 2019, 12:29:17 am
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Haha, you're so ignorant of the truth I'm embarrassed for you.
Please don't be embarrassed for my sake. On the contrary, I'm very familiar with the truth.
Was SYL not warned off by the police this week following his harassment of a journalist, following libel action against SYL? Libel action about lies SYL told about the Syrian refugee beaten up at school? Or was 'Saint Tommy' a victim of the BBC /Guardian /MSM etc etc etc yet again? Poor Tommy (sad face)  :lol
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: noggythenog on 09 March 2019, 12:34:55 am

What bike should I get next Oldman?


There's a facebook Foc-u but to be honest I find it foccing boring.....too much about bikes and the same old questions without being able to search - Plus when you get abusive people go on your profile and see whether they reckon they'd have you or roger your missus....or vice versa


Actually you're rant here is pretty cool I reckon you fit right in here :lol
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: dazza on 09 March 2019, 12:48:11 am
So you think it's ok to take away someone's freedom of speech for exposing the fake BBC Panorama and for masked antifa to accompany a labour officicial and MSM to intimidate TR's wife and children at their home address.
You're scum if you do, pure and simple, hiding behind the mask of a self righteous left winger.
The whole word is watching this and believe me, it's far from over
I'll be the first one to admit that TR has done himself no favours with some of his antics but you can't ignore what's really going on here .....Can you ? Are you really that blinded ?
I have a good question for you mtread.
i will ask you when we have a Lofo meet this year.
It's a genuine question and I expect an honest answer.
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: coffee on 09 March 2019, 01:26:18 am
to our dear Oldman FFFFFFFFFFFuck OFF and go and drool over some pics and little comments of your beloved bikes,we're not real bikers or we wouldn't be able to think or discuss any other topics. :finger
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: Grahamm on 09 March 2019, 01:30:36 am
You can blame VNA and mtread for all this shit..... :lurk

What? Not Jeremy Corbyn...?!
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: dazza on 09 March 2019, 01:37:30 am
Yeah, forgot to add him and you  :lol
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: darrsi on 09 March 2019, 06:38:52 am
Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.


 :agree
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: slappy on 09 March 2019, 08:35:05 am
My upper molar tooth implant fell out yesterday,  is that bike related enough ?
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: tommyardin on 09 March 2019, 08:37:50 am


Did I tell you my sink got blocked today


Ahh !!!!  :eek
Now we are talking.  :lol
I am assuming it was the kitchen sink as these are the most likely sinks to block, although with saying that! Bathroom basin sinks and baths themselves not to mention shower tray traps can also block, but these usually block from a different reason.
Soap scum and human hair are the main culprits and cause of blockage in the last 3 mentioned above. Fat, food waste deposits and 2 Ltrs Dirty Engine Oil are the cause of kitchen sink blockages.
So the moral of this story is stop washing, bathing, taking showers and eating and use the kitchen sink for the purpose it was designed for, motor cycle maintenance.
There you go motorcycle related   
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 March 2019, 09:10:46 am


Did I tell you my sink got blocked today


Ahh !!!!  :eek
Now we are talking.  :lol
I am assuming it was the kitchen sink as these are the most likely sinks to block, although with saying that! Bathroom basin sinks and baths themselves not to mention shower tray traps can also block, but these usually block from a different reason.
Soap scum and human hair are the main culprits and cause of blockage in the last 3 mentioned above. Fat, food waste deposits and 2 Ltrs Dirty Engine Oil are the cause of kitchen sink blockages.
So the moral of this story is stop washing, bathing, taking showers and eating and use the kitchen sink for the purpose it was designed for, motor cycle maintenance.
There you go motorcycle related   

😂😂
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: Dynspud on 09 March 2019, 09:41:05 am
At last - some light, comic relief  :thumbup :D
Well done that man!!


Is it me or have things got very, very serious on here lately??
Having dedicated threads for people, who are so inclined, to discuss "other" stuff is fine, but they keep spreading like a virus into everything else.


Getting a bit fed up with it all to be honest.
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: slappy on 09 March 2019, 09:41:22 am


Did I tell you my sink got blocked today


Ahh !!!!  :eek
Now we are talking.  :lol
I am assuming it was the kitchen sink as these are the most likely sinks to block, although with saying that! Bathroom basin sinks and baths themselves not to mention shower tray traps can also block, but these usually block from a different reason.
Soap scum and human hair are the main culprits and cause of blockage in the last 3 mentioned above. Fat, food waste deposits and 2 Ltrs Dirty Engine Oil are the cause of kitchen sink blockages.
So the moral of this story is stop washing, bathing, taking showers and eating and use the kitchen sink for the purpose it was designed for, motor cycle maintenance.
There you go motorcycle related   

😂😂


The reason your sink is blocked is because it has an EU metric size plug hole, if it had a good old British imperial size plug hole and trap then it would be free flowing forever,  Brexit can not come too soon.
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: red98 on 09 March 2019, 10:01:50 am
Yes , a bit boring during the winter months when we cant get out on our  :faz 's , if we're not riding them theres not much much to talk about , cant talk about the winter maintenance / upgrades we all thought about doing because we never get round to doing it  :rolleyes ....talking about brexit , knives and wives keeps the forum active till the spring when we have something important to talk about  ;)











Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: mtread on 09 March 2019, 10:04:50 am
Agreed, I can only cope with 2 ranting threads about politics. Who the foc started this third one?
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: red98 on 09 March 2019, 10:30:12 am
Mmmmmm....bike related stuff........oh yes, forgot to mention , I bought some new safety shoes for work at the begining of the year and the right shoe has started squeeking when I walk , its been annoying me for 2/3 weeks now but been busy servicing my ford fusion , new oil filter , oil , rocker cover gasket , front spring , front and rear wheel bearing and a general check over , bearings were a right pain , just one bearing now , not like the good old days when you had 2 pushed in from each side , new one is about 40/45mm deep , had to smash it out and use my die grinder to remove the outer seat , getting the new one in was'nt easy either , in the old days you could use the old bearing as a drift and just knock them in no problem , not any more had to put the bearing in the freezer and the hub in the oven ,180 degrees for 20 mins for all you chefs out there  ;)  then use my oversized sash cramp to ease it in , all done now but what a pain , iam also in the middle of decorating the small box room at the top of the stairs but had to stop to sort the car out , i need the car for work because i carry lots of tools so no car no work , talking of work , iam extremely busy at the moment , a small department with just the two of us but my work buddy has had to take time off to recover from an operation which could be upto 6 weeks  :eek  loads of work to get out before the end of the month and ive been given a young apprentice to cover a master craftsman with nearly 50 years experience  :rolleyes  so while iam training up the young one iam not getting anything done myself .........
so , got to sort one thing out at a time , going to take my shoes back shortly and see if i can get a new pair...










nearly forgot , going to take my    FAZER.....as i dont like paying for parking.......
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: VNA - BMW Wank on 09 March 2019, 12:03:44 pm
 https://twitter.com/i/status/1103627631055040513
 
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: fazersharp on 09 March 2019, 12:11:37 pm
My upper molar tooth implant fell out yesterday,  is that bike related enough ?
Well yes (and no ) Yes because it could of been caused by the much reported vibes at 5000 revs on the FZS600.
 And NO because I am reminded that your signature states MT09
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: fazersharp on 09 March 2019, 12:19:51 pm
The reason your sink is blocked is because it has an EU metric size plug hole, if it had a good old British imperial size plug hole and trap then it would be free flowing forever,  Brexit can not come too soon.
That's a good point. Reminds me of the good old proper British toilet flush until the EU made us all have all new loos stupid low water use small flush. 
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: VNA - BMW Wank on 09 March 2019, 12:32:58 pm
 Thank foc for metric.  Though I’m from the confused generation.  Schooled in metric growing up in an imperial world.  1986 I started my SSEB apprenticeship, first thing they told us was “forget all that metric crap they taught you at school, you’re now gonna learn the real system.”
 
I work in a power station where nothing was ever standardised.  We have every common, every obsolete, every unusual and just about every unique fitting and threads known to man.  It’s a foccin nightmare at times.


 
Oh the metric system how I love it’s beautiful logical simplicity.  I often dream of working in a modern site with only metric fittings.  How beautiful life could be.
 
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: mtread on 09 March 2019, 12:47:54 pm
I've still got some Whitworth spanners...... just in case. Happy to loan them out VNA. Wouldn't want anything to go boom!
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: VNA - BMW Wank on 09 March 2019, 12:53:32 pm
 I love Bahco Record shifters.  But the management in their infinite wisdom decided they should be banned.  Every tried going to a job with two sets of metric, two sets of AF and two sets of Whitworth in the hope you’ve got it covered.  Madness.
 
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: mtread on 09 March 2019, 12:57:42 pm
And a hammer. Don't forget to take a hammer.
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: VNA - BMW Wank on 09 March 2019, 01:08:42 pm
The 3lb one.  Always in the Inst Tech's tool bag, ideal for calibration taps.
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: ogri48 on 09 March 2019, 04:56:03 pm
The 3lb one.  Always in the Inst Tech's tool bag, ideal for calibration taps.
3lb lump hammer is the absolute minimum a hammer should be vna,we both know that!!! Anything less is just left wing lunacy gone mad! How the hell do you people sleep at night etc etc ..🤬🤬
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: steve 10562cc on 09 March 2019, 05:14:32 pm
Disagree 2lb lump hammer is big enough then you can swing it all day. If more than 2lb with a bit of effort swinging it is required, then we are into a whole new ball game and 7lb or 14lb sledge hammer is required. A 4lb lump hammer is for 3 hit wonders.
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: ogri48 on 09 March 2019, 06:28:41 pm

Steve, I was trying to sound like a younger and stronger man than I am lol, and you called me out.
Busted...
Id no more use a 3lb lump nowadays than I would an 11inch work hard and starve.... ;) :lol
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: tommyardin on 09 March 2019, 06:41:24 pm


Did I tell you my sink got blocked today


Ahh !!!!  :eek
Now we are talking.  :lol
I am assuming it was the kitchen sink as these are the most likely sinks to block, although with saying that! Bathroom basin sinks and baths themselves not to mention shower tray traps can also block, but these usually block from a different reason.
Soap scum and human hair are the main culprits and cause of blockage in the last 3 mentioned above. Fat, food waste deposits and 2 Ltrs Dirty Engine Oil are the cause of kitchen sink blockages.
So the moral of this story is stop washing, bathing, taking showers and eating and use the kitchen sink for the purpose it was designed for, motor cycle maintenance.
There you go motorcycle related   

😂😂


The reason your sink is blocked is because it has an EU metric size plug hole, if it had a good old British imperial size plug hole and trap then it would be free flowing forever,  Brexit can not come too soon.


Slappy that is bullshit and you know it, nothing to do with the metric/imperial plug hole is all to do with Fully Synthetic Oil.
I read somewhere that you should never ever put Fully Synthetic Oil down the kitchen sink because it coagulates and forms a thickish foaming sludge, and, as the waste pipe is only 1.25 inches it blocks, so it is the toilet pan for Fully Synthetic Oil as it has a 4 inch soil vent pipe and does not block so readily.
All other oils are fine down the kitchen sink and I have this on very good authority, and should you have a oil /sink blockage creosote is great at clearing it.  :D [size=78%] [/size]
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: oldman on 09 March 2019, 07:00:13 pm
50 reply's OOOO YEAH ....!that proves the piont i made  :lol :lol :lol :lol Shake the tree nuts will fall ,come on admin end my misery  :b :b :b :b put and to my tiol,50 lashes and bread & water !OK I CONFESS it WAS ME that put the FAT in the sink ...!!!!!!!!so i now stand before my biker wonnabys ready to take my place in the
WE HEERBY BAN YOU FROM THIS EEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR BIKER SITE never to post or be contactedby the members from this day forward,
I ACCEPT THIS PUNISHMENT FOR MY BLASPHEMY  :'( :'( :'( :'( and only one of you needed to use the FFFFFFFFFFF WORD ?????????? :eek :eek :eek :eek
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: ogri48 on 09 March 2019, 07:46:46 pm
feller, are you pissed? I mean me and the missus have had a coupla glasses with the old spag bol tonight, it is Saturday night after all
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: noggythenog on 09 March 2019, 08:00:29 pm
feller, are you pissed? I mean me and the missus have had a coupla glasses of spag bol tonight, it is Saturday night after all



I've never drank spag bol before Ogri, sounds interesting :lol
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: darrsi on 09 March 2019, 08:01:34 pm
My sink is clogged too.  :lol

Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: fazersharp on 09 March 2019, 08:07:32 pm
My sink is clogged too.  :lol


:rollin
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: coffee on 09 March 2019, 09:17:35 pm
50 reply's OOOO YEAH ....!that proves the piont i made  :lol :lol :lol :lol Shake the tree nuts will fall ,come on admin end my misery  :b :b :b :b put and to my tiol,50 lashes and bread & water !OK I CONFESS it WAS ME that put the FAT in the sink ...!!!!!!!!so i now stand before my biker wonnabys ready to take my place in the
WE HEERBY BAN YOU FROM THIS EEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR BIKER SITE never to post or be contactedby the members from this day forward,
I ACCEPT THIS PUNISHMENT FOR MY BLASPHEMY  :'( :'( :'( :'( and only one of you needed to use the FFFFFFFFFFF WORD ?????????? :eek :eek :eek :eek






all joking aside mate,maybe we drift off the bike subject now and again,nowt wrong with that IMO but if anyone has a bike related problem as I have on a few occasions, without acception it will be solved in a few hours/days.So before you start bad mouthing the site,have a good look around it first ay? ;)
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: ogri48 on 09 March 2019, 09:20:36 pm
feller, are you pissed? I mean me and the missus have had a coupla glasses of spag bol tonight, it is Saturday night after all



I've never drank spag bol before Ogri, sounds interesting :lol
.the secret is to not drain the water orf the spaghetti nogster… ;)
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: darrsi on 09 March 2019, 10:40:16 pm
50 reply's OOOO YEAH ....!that proves the piont i made  :lol :lol :lol :lol Shake the tree nuts will fall ,come on admin end my misery  :b :b :b :b put and to my tiol,50 lashes and bread & water !OK I CONFESS it WAS ME that put the FAT in the sink ...!!!!!!!!so i now stand before my biker wonnabys ready to take my place in the
WE HEERBY BAN YOU FROM THIS EEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR BIKER SITE never to post or be contactedby the members from this day forward,
I ACCEPT THIS PUNISHMENT FOR MY BLASPHEMY  :'( :'( :'( :'( and only one of you needed to use the FFFFFFFFFFF WORD ?????????? :eek :eek :eek :eek






all joking aside mate,maybe we drift off the bike subject now and again,nowt wrong with that IMO but if anyone has a bike related problem as I have on a few occasions, without acception it will be solved in a few hours/days.So before you start bad mouthing the site,have a good look around it first ay? ;)


Not wrong there fella, it's a great site alright, without a shadow of a doubt.  :)
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: slappy on 10 March 2019, 11:58:14 am


Did I tell you my sink got blocked today


Ahh !!!!  :eek
Now we are talking.  :lol
I am assuming it was the kitchen sink as these are the most likely sinks to block, although with saying that! Bathroom basin sinks and baths themselves not to mention shower tray traps can also block, but these usually block from a different reason.
Soap scum and human hair are the main culprits and cause of blockage in the last 3 mentioned above. Fat, food waste deposits and 2 Ltrs Dirty Engine Oil are the cause of kitchen sink blockages.
So the moral of this story is stop washing, bathing, taking showers and eating and use the kitchen sink for the purpose it was designed for, motor cycle maintenance.
There you go motorcycle related   

😂😂


The reason your sink is blocked is because it has an EU metric size plug hole, if it had a good old British imperial size plug hole and trap then it would be free flowing forever,  Brexit can not come too soon.


Slappy that is bullshit and you know it, nothing to do with the metric/imperial plug hole is all to do with Fully Synthetic Oil.
I read somewhere that you should never ever put Fully Synthetic Oil down the kitchen sink because it coagulates and forms a thickish foaming sludge, and, as the waste pipe is only 1.25 inches it blocks, so it is the toilet pan for Fully Synthetic Oil as it has a 4 inch soil vent pipe and does not block so readily.
All other oils are fine down the kitchen sink and I have this on very good authority, and should you have a oil /sink blockage creosote is great at clearing it.  :D


Bullshit!  How very dare you!
That modern Fully Synthetic stuff  is made in litres, its metric so cannot go down an imperial size waste pipe, its an interference fit and thats why it just blocks up immediately.
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: steve 10562cc on 10 March 2019, 05:44:28 pm
As all food is measured in metric and a toilet pan and waste is imperial it follows that toilets should block every time we go for a number 2
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: fazersharp on 10 March 2019, 06:17:02 pm
As all food is measured in metric and a toilet pan and waste is imperial it follows that toilets should block every time we go for a number 2
But an imperial flush is big enough to get rid but a stupid EU law 5 ltre is not enough on first go so after another try = 10ltrs its gone but that is more water than a standard imperial 1 flush 
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: tommyardin on 10 March 2019, 07:09:09 pm


Did I tell you my sink got blocked today


Ahh !!!!  :eek
Now we are talking.  :lol
I am assuming it was the kitchen sink as these are the most likely sinks to block, although with saying that! Bathroom basin sinks and baths themselves not to mention shower tray traps can also block, but these usually block from a different reason.
Soap scum and human hair are the main culprits and cause of blockage in the last 3 mentioned above. Fat, food waste deposits and 2 Ltrs Dirty Engine Oil are the cause of kitchen sink blockages.
So the moral of this story is stop washing, bathing, taking showers and eating and use the kitchen sink for the purpose it was designed for, motor cycle maintenance.
There you go motorcycle related   

😂😂


The reason your sink is blocked is because it has an EU metric size plug hole, if it had a good old British imperial size plug hole and trap then it would be free flowing forever,  Brexit can not come too soon.


Slappy that is bullshit and you know it, nothing to do with the metric/imperial plug hole is all to do with Fully Synthetic Oil.
I read somewhere that you should never ever put Fully Synthetic Oil down the kitchen sink because it coagulates and forms a thickish foaming sludge, and, as the waste pipe is only 1.25 inches it blocks, so it is the toilet pan for Fully Synthetic Oil as it has a 4 inch soil vent pipe and does not block so readily.
All other oils are fine down the kitchen sink and I have this on very good authority, and should you have a oil /sink blockage creosote is great at clearing it.  :D


Bullshit!  How very dare you!
That modern Fully Synthetic stuff  is made in litres, its metric so cannot go down an imperial size waste pipe, its an interference fit and thats why it just blocks up immediately.


FUCK I think you might be right, should be OK after Brexit though. NNNNNOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: oldman on 10 March 2019, 07:12:11 pm
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Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: oldman on 10 March 2019, 07:12:41 pm
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Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: mtread on 10 March 2019, 07:19:26 pm
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FUCK I think you might be right, should be OK after Brexit though.
You're right, because with nowhere for it to go, we'll be knee deep in our own shit...... Aaaaaargh
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: His Dudeness on 10 March 2019, 08:13:55 pm
This is a good site. It been good for years and has been a good laugh and helped a lot of people with their Fazer but General is full of crap now. The same few crappy nonsense threads everyday.
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: slappy on 10 March 2019, 08:19:00 pm
This is a good site. It been good for years and has been a good laugh and helped a lot of people with their Fazer but General is full of crap now. The same few crappy nonsense threads everyday.


Totally agree, we need some new crappy nonsense threads.
One about how crap this site is lately would be a good start.
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: coffee on 10 March 2019, 08:43:34 pm
This is a good site. It been good for years and has been a good laugh and helped a lot of people with their Fazer but General is full of crap now. The same few crappy nonsense threads everyday.
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just read what you want to and deaf the rest then. :\
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 March 2019, 08:46:52 pm
This is a good site. It been good for years and has been a good laugh and helped a lot of people with their Fazer but General is full of crap now. The same few crappy nonsense threads everyday.

Yeah bit to be fair, if it wasn't for them crappy threads then this place would have been a ghost town all winter.
You need some 'general' type threads to keep forums going otherwise they only work when people need help/info
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: slimwilly on 10 March 2019, 08:53:43 pm
If I pour cooking oil down the drain it would eventually block the drain,,


But what happens if I pour engine oil down the drain?
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: noggythenog on 10 March 2019, 09:30:34 pm
If I pour cooking oil down the drain it would eventually block the drain,,


But what happens if I pour engine oil down the drain?

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this could be a new thread slim - "what engine oil do you recommend for my drain"


I recon Magnatec is best - I poured some down my toilet last year & I've noticed minimal skids - plus I got a pay rise that year - it's direct correlation
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: His Dudeness on 10 March 2019, 10:07:27 pm
This is a good site. It been good for years and has been a good laugh and helped a lot of people with their Fazer but General is full of crap now. The same few crappy nonsense threads everyday.

Yeah bit to be fair, if it wasn't for them crappy threads then this place would have been a ghost town all winter.
You need some 'general' type threads to keep forums going otherwise they only work when people need help/info
I don't think it would have been a ghost town. There's plenty of people on everyday but I think a lot of people have got in the habit of posting in the same few threads all the time instead of starting new threads about different topics.
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: oldman on 11 March 2019, 06:45:44 pm
Hi every one,ALL im saying is this is what a new member see's
YES your right a good laugh is good but for a dedicated bike siteFazer owners club-unofficial
you would expect to find stuff like ......!wheres the best greasy spoon cafe,pub meets,rallys ride outs club holidays camp sites
any body going to the bike show ? or some thing apart from ??????????????my sinks blocked ? realy good and funny that was ?/ the FIRST TIME  :rollin after 10  :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z iv been on many sites and seen the same rubbish over and over again :'( :'( any way i shall not be coming back ....! ill find a biker site for bikers who wish to talk about the bikes,fix em,paint em ,RIDE EMyes i can here the CHEERS ALLREADY .... F+++   OFF ! but hay its your club your killing ....!!!!!!!!!!!!SO TO ALL IS SAY ,THANK YOU GOODEVERNING AND GOOD BYE   XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXhope you fix your SINK    :)

Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 March 2019, 06:50:01 pm
but hay its your club your killing ....!!!!!!!!!!!!SO TO ALL IS SAY ,THANK YOU GOODEVERNING AND GOOD BYE   XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXhope you fix your SINK    :)


On the contrary, its what keeps us going.
Anyway, you dont like it so foc-u.

I will block you now.
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: fazersharp on 11 March 2019, 07:23:46 pm
Hi every one,ALL im saying is this is what a new member see's
YES your right a good laugh is good but for a dedicated bike siteFazer owners club-unofficial
you would expect to find stuff like ......!wheres the best greasy spoon cafe,pub meets,rallys ride outs club holidays camp sites
any body going to the bike show ? or some thing apart from ??????????????my sinks blocked ? realy good and funny that was ?/ the FIRST TIME  :rollin after 10  :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z iv been on many sites and seen the same rubbish over and over again :'( :'( any way i shall not be coming back ....! ill find a biker site for bikers who wish to talk about the bikes,fix em,paint em ,RIDE EMyes i can here the CHEERS ALLREADY .... F+++   OFF ! but hay its your club your killing ....!!!!!!!!!!!!SO TO ALL IS SAY ,THANK YOU GOODEVERNING AND GOOD BYE   XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXhope you fix your SINK    :)

You haven't got it have you. All the posts on here talking about sinks and crap are taking the piss out of YOU for joining a forum and complaining about pointless threads.

Anyway what happened to this then.
   
well thank you for that ! it just goes to show how good these sort of sites are ?
and the people on it ,would never of known that,
Autumn Orange ? iv seen alot of Fazers about but NEVER this color !
and i go to LOTS of bike shows and meets and spend more time in the carpark looking
at other peoples bikes than in the show,
looks like ill try to buy it ?just got to talk money  LOL
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 March 2019, 07:28:51 pm
Hi every one,ALL im saying is this is what a new member see's
YES your right a good laugh is good but for a dedicated bike siteFazer owners club-unofficial
you would expect to find stuff like ......!wheres the best greasy spoon cafe,pub meets,rallys ride outs club holidays camp sites
any body going to the bike show ? or some thing apart from ??????????????my sinks blocked ? realy good and funny that was ?/ the FIRST TIME  :rollin after 10  :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z iv been on many sites and seen the same rubbish over and over again :'( :'( any way i shall not be coming back ....! ill find a biker site for bikers who wish to talk about the bikes,fix em,paint em ,RIDE EMyes i can here the CHEERS ALLREADY .... F+++   OFF ! but hay its your club your killing ....!!!!!!!!!!!!SO TO ALL IS SAY ,THANK YOU GOODEVERNING AND GOOD BYE   XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXhope you fix your SINK    :)

What you don't seem to get is the fact that all of the stuff you mention there IS on the site, it's just under it's own category. Everything has it's own place. There are categories for each bike, racing, ride outs etc. The general part is anything goes
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 March 2019, 07:35:42 pm
He wont be replying :rollin
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: ogri48 on 11 March 2019, 07:40:00 pm
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: darrsi on 11 March 2019, 08:00:50 pm
That was all a bit random and bizarre?
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: His Dudeness on 11 March 2019, 08:51:43 pm
It does sound like he only looked at the general section :lol
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: ogri48 on 11 March 2019, 08:54:35 pm
lol strange dude. bit over the top. bit like that "only gay in the village character", where he was making all this fuss about himself whilst everybody watching just sorta thought " huh?" :lol
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: coffee on 11 March 2019, 08:55:38 pm
It does sound like he only looked at the general section :lol





maybe he needs sectioning, :lol
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: YamFazFan on 11 March 2019, 09:13:04 pm

I reckon he's copped a strop over his recent 'FZ6 fuel tank filler' post query ;)


Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: darrsi on 11 March 2019, 09:25:34 pm
It does sound like he only looked at the general section :lol





maybe he needs sectioning, :lol


 :lol
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: tommyardin on 11 March 2019, 09:37:59 pm
Ahhh! He’s gone, I feel a sort of berievement in some way. I felt that it was the sites job to help and educate the retard.
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: Frosties on 11 March 2019, 09:43:47 pm
Ahhh! He’s gone, I feel a sort of berievement in some way. I felt that it was the sites job to help and educate the retard.


 :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: F4celess on 12 March 2019, 04:54:17 pm
Did I tell you my sink got blocked today

Our outside toilet stopcock has a leak. Suppose it'll be a Plumbers job as to isolate that (to replace it) it'll be done somewhere along the main road!
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: robbo on 12 March 2019, 05:11:14 pm
Just buy a stopcock key, less than a tenner(B&Q, Screwfix etc) and turn the water supply to your house, off in the street. :thumbup
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: ogri48 on 12 March 2019, 07:13:03 pm
you can often get away with winding out the tap and reseating it with ptfe or boss white dude :) like robbo says, easy fix either way
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: maddog04 on 13 March 2019, 09:35:19 am
looks like the goon has disappeared, if he'd stayed around then he'd have realised this is the best site going FOR EVERYTHING

I've been on here since about 2002 and haven't had a fazer for donkey's years, the site is that good.........but then you all know this, I'm preaching to the converted

anyway.....talking of sinks :lol
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 March 2019, 10:18:13 am
looks like the goon has disappeared,

He's been banned from posting.
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: fazersharp on 13 March 2019, 12:35:06 pm
Just buy a stopcock key, less than a tenner(B&Q, Screwfix etc) and turn the water supply to your house, off in the street. :thumbup
I made one once out of a piece of square metal tube that you build shelve systems with and cut a notch out of it to fit over the tap. Although I did end up snapping the tap head off and they had to come out and replace it with a modern plastic one -- oh and also replace the lampost which was concrete and too close to the hole  :lol . Since the new fitting I have found that I can just reach it with my hand to turn off. 
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: Frosties on 13 March 2019, 08:50:44 pm
Just buy a stopcock key, less than a tenner(B&Q, Screwfix etc) and turn the water supply to your house, off in the street. :thumbup
I made one once out of a piece of square metal tube that you build shelve systems with and cut a notch out of it to fit over the tap. Although I did end up snapping the tap head off and they had to come out and replace it with a modern plastic one -- oh and also replace the lampost which was concrete and too close to the hole  :lol . Since the new fitting I have found that I can just reach it with my hand to turn off.


Piece of square metal tube..."luxury". In my day we had to make do with 3 paper straws and some chewing gum.
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: fazersharp on 13 March 2019, 08:54:42 pm
Just buy a stopcock key, less than a tenner(B&Q, Screwfix etc) and turn the water supply to your house, off in the street. :thumbup
I made one once out of a piece of square metal tube that you build shelve systems with and cut a notch out of it to fit over the tap. Although I did end up snapping the tap head off and they had to come out and replace it with a modern plastic one -- oh and also replace the lampost which was concrete and too close to the hole  :lol . Since the new fitting I have found that I can just reach it with my hand to turn off.


Piece of square metal tube..."luxury". In my day we had to make do with 3 paper straws and some chewing gum.
At least that would of stopped you snapping the head off the stopcock
Title: Re: pfucking load of crap
Post by: coffee on 14 March 2019, 07:55:28 pm
Just buy a stopcock key, less than a tenner(B&Q, Screwfix etc) and turn the water supply to your house, off in the street. :thumbup
I made one once out of a piece of square metal tube that you build shelve systems with and cut a notch out of it to fit over the tap. Although I did end up snapping the tap head off and they had to come out and replace it with a modern plastic one -- oh and also replace the lampost which was concrete and too close to the hole  :lol . Since the new fitting I have found that I can just reach it with my hand to turn off.




Years ago I had an accident in which my mini ended up bouncing off a lampost which in turn keeled over,and the council charged me for it!