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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Ivanized fuelling problem.
« on: 07 May 2012, 06:26:39 pm »
 Interesting.  Mike did mine many years ago.  The 'full monty' wasn't yet available so I got the then 'slip on' Ivan kit.  Mike did the job (really quick too!) and I took it for a spin.  The difference was immediately  apparent.  First thing was the difference on opening the throttle wide at 2000rpm, it pulled, then a nice big lump of torque at 2500rpm where there was little or nothing before.  Then there was a noticeable lump of extra keenness above 8000rpm.  And throttle response just felt all round a bit tighter. 
But best of all was to come.  One thing that irritated me about the bike was riding through 30 and 40 mph zones.  I had to drop to 4th because of the annoying surging at constant speed small throttle openings (does that make sense) plus vibration.  Now I could potter through towns at 30mph in 6th gear, plus overall vibration was much reduced on the bike.
I was well happy.

I've never stuck it on a dyno.
Oh aye, servicing?  Make sure your air filter is nice and clean.  Yes check C&S.  EXUP should be serviced at least once a year.
 Wondering if you had the bike long before you got it Ivanised. 

3402
 Best to leave the braided hoses till the OE ones are on their way out.
If you have to replace em, best to fit something that will last forever ie braided ones.
 
 But in the meantime for road riding you get slightly better feel with rubber hoses, so no don't rush to replace em.
 

Are your brakes lacking?  Best thing you can do is clean the callipers, protect the pistons with red rubber grease, and bleed the brakes once or twice a year. 

 
 Huggers come down to personal taste.  I considered getting one when I got the K-Tech rear shock upgrade.  I asked the technician at K-Tech if he recommended the fitment of a hugger to protect the shock.  He said they offer no real protection for the shock and just make getting the wheel out and in harder.  So as I think they look pretty crap anyway, I didn't bother.
Mines a gen1 by the way.  Gel seat good, got one, heated grips, got those too.  I replaced the end can with something more fruity so it doesn't sound like a 1000cc sewing machine any more.  I love my hard luggage, great for carting stuff about.
It all depends what you want to do with your bike.
 

3403
Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Missing buttons: FZS 1000, 05'
« on: 05 May 2012, 12:25:05 pm »
Weird, my 2004 models has the hazard switch.  The on/off switch for the headlamps is banked off, as you would expect.

Looking at bike trader, 2005 models all have hazard switches too.

3404
General / Re: MOT
« on: 04 May 2012, 06:43:28 pm »
No worries then.

But seriously the only riding you should ever do with a screw or nail etc in the tyre is a very gentle limp home or to the bike shop.

You can usually tell when you grab hold em of whether it's right in or just a short tack.  A bit of gob on it, grab and wiggle, and if it's right in you'll get bubbles and maybe hear the hiss.  Then just leave it in (assuming it seals again OK) and limp very slowly home.  No bubbles just yank it out.

Another puncture I had was a 4inch screw.  It went right in the centre but must have been touching and moving about on the rim.  I was lucky I didn't come off.  It went down quite quick. 

I've called out the RAC about 3 times for punctures.  Good service.

3405
General / Re: Squash and the joys of !
« on: 04 May 2012, 06:35:04 pm »
That looks like a nice tear.

Have you had physio? (osteopaths are good too)

A full week in and I'm still struggling.  Supposed to do a wee walk twice a day, ice twice a day, and 100's of repetitions of ma wee exercises the physio gave me.  But I got bored and also nipped out to the garage to fit the new controller for my heated grips.  I think the inevitable twisting etc when you do anything other than simple walking has set it off a bit again.

I need to be back at work on Monday, if nothing else I can't face another week of just sitting about.

Looks like my idea of going for a ride on the bike tomorrow, or even Sunday is probably off.

Anyway if you ain't getting any physio, do get some.  It makes all the difference.  I tore my achilles tendon some 20 years ago.   They told me I'd have been far better breaking my ankle and that I'd never walk right again.  My mammy fortunately lectured me about getting physio and I did.  I can't tell you which ankle I did in, I think it's the right one as I lay down flat on my back my right foot flops right out to the side.  Took me over 6mnths to recover but if I hadn't of got that physio I'd have never recovered properly at all.

3406
General / Re: MOT
« on: 04 May 2012, 02:46:59 pm »
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Unfortunately my rear tyre has a small brass nail in it i'm unsure of the size so i've just left it in as theres no problems with leakage i don't see the point in fixing it as i'll be getting some new tyres soon.

What you are riding about with a nail in your tyre?

My policy if I find anything in my tyre, is to ride slow as foc till I get home or somewhere convenient to pull it out.  Then surprise surprise I pull it out.  If it's shallow tack and it hasn't punctured the tyre - well magic.  If the tyre goes down, well it's time for a proper repair or a new tyre.

Never ever ever ride about with a nail, screw, tack or whatever in your tyre.  If it works loose you then have a deflating tyre, or worse if it comes right out you can have instant total deflation. 

I once had my tyre punctured at speed on a dual carriageway, something punched a hole in it, it went down in seconds.  I probably only managed to stay on the bike as I was on a straight bit of road at the time, and lucky for me near an exit (so lucky again I didn't have to sit on the hard shoulder waiting for recovery).  The tyre was totally focced and looked like it was trying to work it's way off the rim.

Attend to debris in your tyres in a timely manner.

Nail in tyre, surely to god is a fail, and they should be advising you not to ride it.


3407
General / Re: What did you do to your bike today?
« on: 04 May 2012, 11:37:57 am »
Not today, or yesterday, but recently.

Thought the radiator looked a bit of a mess;


























3408
General / Re: Squash and the joys of !
« on: 04 May 2012, 11:30:16 am »
Sounds like you are on the mend.
Get some good safety specs, you don't want that again!

3409
General / Re: Squash and the joys of !
« on: 03 May 2012, 04:44:34 pm »
Stretched a tendon, that's all, physio says no or minimal tear.

Had some treatment, got my exercises to do, with luck I'll be rising the bike at weekend and back to work on Monday.

Probably 2-4 weeks before I can go hill walking again though.

Hope Snappers doin OK.

3410
OE shock;




OE shock upgraded to K-Tech spec;



Collector box is cast, I wouldn't worry about a bit of rust.  Pop the cover off (hopefully the previous owner has fitted stainless screws) and have a look.  Turn on the ignition and it should zero.  Fire up the bike and it should open a bit, twist the throttle and it'll open more.  If it zeros and moves, it's working.  But you'll be wanting to service it soon anyway I would think. 

Not difficult to service EXUP - guide here - http://www.cartestsoftware.com/fz1/exupmaintenance.html

Tyres should be fine I'd guess. 

Dunno about dog bones.





3411
General / Re: Squash and the joys of !
« on: 03 May 2012, 09:36:52 am »
I got up early to go to work this morning.
Got in the car, drove to the paper shop.  My foot felt terrible just getting out of the car and picking up the paper.
Got back in the car and drove home.

I'm on my feet most of the day at work.

Anyway I'll see the physio later today.  At least I'll then know exactly what the problem is, and hopefully how to fix it and how long it'll take.

Keep looking out the window at the garden.  The weeds are massive now, the lawn badly needs cut etc.

I'm supposed to have started digging out my garage (it's set into the lie of the land on a steep slope), and working towards turning my 80 odd year garage into a nice home and workshop for the bike.

Fed up.

3412
General / Re: Squash and the joys of !
« on: 02 May 2012, 04:33:00 pm »
Off work having torn a tendon in my ankle last Friday.

Bored shitless. 

Going back in tomorrow, fed up with the sitting about.  Hopefully I've given it enougth rest.

Fortunately we have a physio that comes in every Thursday, so hopefully I'll get some good advice.  Just hope she doesn't tell me to go home and rest it more!

Are safety glasses not popular when playing squash?  Hope you make a full recovery snapper.  Ouch :eek !

3413
General / Re: Am I in any danger?
« on: 02 May 2012, 12:19:35 pm »
Complain to the base.

If they don't behave;

Try environmental health.

I'd say you have a noise pollution issue.



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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: K TECH shock - SHOCK !
« on: 02 May 2012, 12:15:06 pm »
What is the "shock body"?

Is that not from the OE shock?

3415
Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Chain cleaning
« on: 02 May 2012, 12:09:35 pm »
Never cleaned a chain in ma puff.

3416
Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: K TECH shock - SHOCK !
« on: 30 April 2012, 11:23:54 am »
Hope you get it all sorted out Pitternator.

I had my gen1 rear shock upgraded to K-Tech spec.  What a difference!  Brilliant and it's still working fine years later.

I had hoped to do the front forks as well, but this stuff ain't cheap and so I haven't quite got round to it.

What I would say, is that if you have a gen1 thou with the OE shock complete with OE spring, is that unless you weigh only 8 or 9 stone (and any previous owners did too) is get the right spring fitted for your weight and get the seals overhauled and shock re-gassed.   The OE spring is a joke for the average UK rider.



3417
General / Re: Fuel Prices
« on: 22 April 2012, 11:10:38 pm »
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Unlucky Andy - you almost made a whole post without slagging off the tories but just failed at the last :lol But otherwise an interesting read :thumbup


Surely now't wrong wi slaggin Tory scum bags! :lol

3418
General / Re: Fuel Prices
« on: 22 April 2012, 08:01:17 pm »
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VNA, what do you think the SNP would do about the tax on petrol?

 They have already introduced a 5p tax relief/subsidy to try and help the Islands.
Obviously under devolution, any Scottish Government has limited room for manoeuvre on this.
But certainly fuel prices, and as such fuel tax, can have a big impact on the economy.  Of course it doesn't help that our economy is so heavily dependent on fuel now.
One successful SNP policy, for example, was the RET experiment (road equivalent tariff) introduced on ferries between the mainland and the outer Hebrides.
 My understanding is that large increase in ferry traffic and resultant economic boost for the islands since the introduction of RET has more than made up for the extra subsidy provided for the ferries.  So RET stays in place.
So a reduction in fuel charges or fuel duty doesn't automatically equal a reduction in government income.
 
Of course Tory government policy is tax cuts for the rich, and then hope that that magically, that the rich being richer will mean everybody will be better off, or hang about a minute, do they give a foc anyway.

3419
Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: 24k mile service
« on: 22 April 2012, 07:47:07 pm »
Yeah mines done over 26000 now.

500 quid for a service?   Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.  I don't think so.

Reminds me though I need to get mine checked.  Supposed to be a Yamaha mechanic, with a good reputation,  doing homers round my way somewhere.  That'll do me.

3420
General / Re: Fuel Prices
« on: 20 April 2012, 07:16:51 pm »
 Apparently the speculators have well over egged the price.   Demand has fallen sharply.   Crude prices are expected to take a sharp little drop.  Unleaded in turn should fall to at least a bargain basement 135p in 4-5 weeks (maybe - maybe not)

3421
General / Re: Fuel Prices
« on: 19 April 2012, 06:49:50 pm »
Filled the car up at 139.8 in Glasgow the other night.

Usually paying 142 ish here by the coast.

Spare a thought for those in remote areas, I paid the best part of 140 a litre to fill the car up in Durness a couple of years ago.  I hate to think what they pay today.

3422
Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Front sprocket
« on: 11 April 2012, 04:25:23 pm »
Quote
neither OE front sprocket on my 2 fazers had plastic inserts....so dont know where you have got this from ?

 See the photo above of my 1999 Fazer 600 sprocket.  That's the 600's OE sprocket.
 
 I bought the thou new in 2004, the sprocket had the same nylon/plastic insert thingy (might be a different colour).

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Front sprocket
« on: 09 April 2012, 11:04:08 am »
My OE on the Fazer600 had nowt holding it on, just chain tension and the cover.

When I replaced the OE sprocket on the thou, the tab washer was still in place, but the nut was not tight.

Loctite nut lock, torque it up, and hammer the tab down sweetly and it should be fine.

3424
General / Re: Hein Gerike - A store in decline?
« on: 07 April 2012, 12:59:00 pm »
I hate Hein Gerike in Glasgow.  I really really hate em.

They are ignorant arrogant twats, and look at you as if you are from another planet if you say (haggling) ask for a free tinted visor with your 420 quid Arai, or say as they pack the display model into the box "I'll be looking for at least a ton off and a free visor if you think you are fobbing me off with the display model!"

Then went I went back a weeks later for a spare side pod after breaking it and complained bitterly about the visor system (they told me it was the best on the market, better than Shoei and I'd love it) they told me "that's just your experiance" I almost lost it with them.

Never ever going in there again.  Umm expect when I next need a hat, just to try em on, find my size, and buy elsewhere. 

Might buy from them again, but absolutely only if the Glasgow shop comes under new and decent management.  Otherwise no, never.

Oh got leathers from Scott about three years ago, top of their range, made to measure and my spec for 500 quid (jacket and troosers).  Seriously thick leather, takes a good bit of breaking in, but great value.  All black, discreet logos, so I don't look like some power ranger twat when I'm oot on ma bike.

3425
Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: choke lever broke
« on: 07 April 2012, 12:47:05 pm »
I bought my thou new in 2004.  I think the choke lever broke in about 2007.
Mike Ivanised it for me in 2005, so franky it only ever needs some choke when it's really really cold (frosty mornings) or it's been laid up for a few weeks.

I just reach down and pull the choke slider on the carbs, press the start button and hold the slider out for a minute.

So nope no intention of ever fixing the choke lever.

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