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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #650 on: 23 March 2016, 08:47:48 am »
all shop assistants in Scotland who say to you after you have purchased something "Is that You" of course is me you the F*** do you think I am. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #651 on: 23 March 2016, 10:00:29 am »
The phrase "vast majority"
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #652 on: 23 March 2016, 01:41:50 pm »
That "Big Bad Wolf" song that is constantly on radio and telly, i'm sick of it.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #653 on: 23 March 2016, 02:15:02 pm »
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=4&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwj5zN2I_9bLAhULnBoKHYfwAU4QtwIIMDAD&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dl_UNyl7YkY4&usg=AFQjCNFKrxgELimM5aHY043RajzxrdKLiA&bvm=bv.117218890,d.d24
 
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #654 on: 24 March 2016, 09:34:26 am »
People who advertise a bike as a particular year based on the reg plate knowing its not the actual model year then failing to mention that in the description.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #655 on: 24 March 2016, 05:36:08 pm »
Women & gardens.... in that order.  :'(
Have all the parts to do the following, steering head bearings, front brake pads, oil, filter etc you get the picture - a day in the garage.....
But noooo - the frigging Leylandi in the garden are coming down tomorrow.
The only positive I can see at the moment is that I get to play with a chainsaw - all 49hp of it :lol

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #656 on: 24 March 2016, 05:48:54 pm »
Women & gardens.... in that order.  :'(
Have all the parts to do the following, steering head bearings, front brake pads, oil, filter etc you get the picture - a day in the garage.....
But noooo - the frigging Leylandi in the garden are coming down tomorrow.
The only positive I can see at the moment is that I get to play with a chainsaw - all 49hp of it :lol


 :eek  fook me a 49hp chain saw, please go steady.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #657 on: 24 March 2016, 06:08:15 pm »
Women & gardens.... in that order.  :'(
Have all the parts to do the following, steering head bearings, front brake pads, oil, filter etc you get the picture - a day in the garage.....
But noooo - the frigging Leylandi in the garden are coming down tomorrow.
The only positive I can see at the moment is that I get to play with a chainsaw - all 49hp of it :lol




49hp !!!!!.....you sure thats not 49cc ?........
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #658 on: 24 March 2016, 06:22:24 pm »
 :eek .

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #659 on: 24 March 2016, 06:34:29 pm »
peado's
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #660 on: 28 March 2016, 11:35:24 am »
peado's
I'll probably get flamed to fuck for this but the special hatred reserved for paedos bugs me, like it's somehow less disgusting to rape an adult. I know a few folk who've been raped, some as kids, some as adults, and they've all been through the same hell.
Rapists of adults deserve no better treatment than paedos IMO, I don't differentiate between the two.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #661 on: 28 March 2016, 03:42:43 pm »
peado's
I'll probably get flamed to fuck for this but the special hatred reserved for paedos bugs me, like it's somehow less disgusting to rape an adult. I know a few folk who've been raped, some as kids, some as adults, and they've all been through the same hell.
Rapists of adults deserve no better treatment than paedos IMO, I don't differentiate between the two.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #662 on: 28 March 2016, 03:43:31 pm »
I agree Rape is Rape

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #663 on: 29 March 2016, 01:34:12 pm »
HGV drivers that "police" dual carriageways when they are busy, to stop cars legitimately overtaking and then filtering in!! especially on A303 where it says "When busy use both lanes" & "merge in turn"
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #664 on: 29 March 2016, 04:47:56 pm »
Everyone.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #665 on: 29 March 2016, 05:38:07 pm »
Main dealers who can't be arsed to ring you back when you've already phoned them twice today to buy an 8 Grand bike.
They obviously don't need the sale. 
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #666 on: 29 March 2016, 07:45:04 pm »
Main dealers who can't be arsed to ring you back when you've already phoned them twice today to buy an 8 Grand bike.
They obviously don't need the sale. 



Ha it took a ford main dealer 6 weeks to call me back when i wanted to arrange a test drive that day.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #667 on: 29 March 2016, 10:39:29 pm »
three word story   :z
Porquoi moi?

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #668 on: 30 March 2016, 09:26:42 am »
David, fuck off ;)
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #669 on: 30 March 2016, 01:28:20 pm »
Why can't workmen fill in all the damn potholes in a street while they've got the tarmac to hand, rather than just filling in the biggest ones?


And what the feck are they making roads with these days, is it some form of marmite and breadcrumb combo?
They just seem to be disintergrating really quickly.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #670 on: 31 March 2016, 07:58:21 am »
Sky TV.  You pay all that money a month and it's packed with adverts!  I can make breakfast, pop the TV on while eating it, usually it's just adverts. Finish eating, turn TV off and go to work having only watched ads
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #671 on: 31 March 2016, 10:00:14 am »
Ryanair....a bit late but only just read about it!

first they want loads of money off people to fly home from a terrorist attack (why can't HMG send a big fuck off plane in and fly everyone out?) then they see LFC have drawn Dortmund and double or treble the price of a flight ticket (don't start about supply and demand :evil)
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #672 on: 31 March 2016, 10:24:15 am »
Sky TV.  You pay all that money a month and it's packed with adverts!  I can make breakfast, pop the TV on while eating it, usually it's just adverts. Finish eating, turn TV off and go to work having only watched ads


That's why I won't pay for TV on principle (apart from the licence). I'll stick with my Freesat box.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #673 on: 31 March 2016, 06:20:25 pm »
Politicians and Union leaders who end every sentence with " The Business Going Forward".
Well it would be no good if it was going foccing backwards would it you fecking feckwits ??  :wall :grumble


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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #674 on: 31 March 2016, 06:56:44 pm »
Gift vouchers........., had a few" infinity motorcycles" gift vouchers for christmas, did'nt know they are only valid for 6 mths from purchase, nothing on the vouchers, just pure chance I found out........got caught out a few years back with some amazon ones........thieving bast* rds......why do they have to have a use by date    :grumble :grumble :grumble :grumble :grumble :grumble :grumble :grumble :grumble :grumble
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