chicken

red

calls

That looks like car oil. I wouldn't use it as it probably has friction modifiers in which don't do bike clutches any favours.

wimp

draw

ADSL

neeme

never

orbit

I used to find when riding my Pan European which was red and didn't have any disco lights that the traffic used to part to allow me through a lot more than when riding anything else.
No flash gear on either, black lid, black jacket and orange & white gloves. Exactly the same gear as I wear on other bikes.

I believe the breath kit law has been dropped now.

Its a requirement to carry a spare bulb kit in France too so you can change the bulb at the roadside if one blows.

Have you ever tried changing the headlight bulb on a 2002 Laguna? Remove both front wheels, remove wheel arch liners, remove front bumper and then, remove headlight to access the bulb.