Found these on the google machine ... http://www.mediafire.com/?n1mnz26hcluo1
What year is your bike?

Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs.Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.
Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum"
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A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."
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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"
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The last is always best
Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"

~General bike tip ~

When travelling with others to a toll booth in bad weather and the operator shouts out "only one bike at a time as the barrier will drop" ... Make sure your ears are turned up .. cos them barriers are right bast*rd on your neck/lid! Managed to keep it up right but gave the operator an earful after walking back that he speaks the fook up next time cos he'd be helping lift the bike if it dropped.

Paddys over in Jimmy's house having a few beers watching the football
After a few hours jimmy say to paddy it's lashing outside no point in you walking up the road you'll get drenched I'll go up and make the spare bed
"Great says paddy"
When jimmy comes down the stairs Paddys standing there soaked to the skin
"What the fcuk happened you"
"I ran home to get me pyjamas "

Johnny goes into a shop and buys a chainsaw. Two weeks later he returns the chainsaw and says to the shop assistant: "2 weeks ago I bought this chainsaw and you said that it would chop down 50 trees in an hour. I can only manage 2 trees."

The shop assistant says, "let me see", and starts the machine up. BRRRRRR!!!

Johnny jumps back in surprise and says "what's that noise?!?"

RIP

Happy Christmas Foccers 

Major mark up on them !! Throw neoprene neck face mask into eBay ......  you're welcome 
http://item.mobileweb.ebay.co.uk/viewitem?sbk=1&nav=SEARCH&itemId=350955064797

Im fitting Oxford Hotgrips Touring grips this weekend .. I used the R&G on my FZS600 and  they were grand. Either are fine

Tis up to yourself really ..
Ive just put a new Bridgestone T30 on the rear of my FZ1. Have a BT023 on the front. Same brand diff tyre models .. so far so good

Seems to be a common issue with BT as they take higher priority for connections than other services. Im not familiar with the play book but go to your wifi settings and see if theres anything that can be done to set your Sky as default / disable connection to BT?? Hope this helps somewhat . Gary

Just seeing your reply there! .. Cork revenge? No idea what your talking about     Didnt make the UGP unfortunately .. did you?

Welcome Matt .. !