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General / Re: I know my thoughts......what's yours?
« on: 28 October 2016, 09:56:55 am »
After watching the video a few more times you can clearly see the bike deliberately hits the car, as he had more than enough room and time to slow down and/or swerve to the left to avoid a crash, but no he slows down and maintained a straight line.

Could be a simple case of experience versus stupidity/naivety.

Could just as easily have been target fixation I guess


Agrees with Dead Eye.
Bike is accelerating to hard given the situation, sees his exit is being shut off from both sides, red car from left black on from right, panics, locks onto bars, shoulders freeze up and continues in a straight line, As Dead Eye said 'Target Fixation' had he not locked himself up there was both time and room to have slowed some and passed to the rear and right hand side of the black car.


One thing I would say though is that the footage from the dash or Go-Pro type cams can be very deceiving as the are often about 140 degree wide angle that makes things look further away, so the distances involved may not be as great as they at first seem. The upshot is if that was the case with shorter distances than they appear it makes the bikers case worse, the prick was still accelerating to fast.

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General / Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« on: 28 October 2016, 09:17:52 am »
Going to work in the dark....coming home in the dark... :(


Oh! Retirement is so good, now what shall I do today? Mmmmm I think I will lay here for another hour then get up have a spot of brekkie, Oh! the wife just brought up a cup of tea and some toast, thank you dear.
Looks a nice day out there, might go fly fishing with my mate 'WildPlum' that would be nice, spot of lunch at the pub a pint or two then back for an afternoons fishing. :whip
Oh! is it dark in the mornings now? The sun seems to be shining when I get up.  :lol


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General / Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« on: 27 October 2016, 07:23:09 pm »
What a grumpy load of old foccers

 :rolleyes

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General / Re: Cleaning Products
« on: 27 October 2016, 10:22:39 am »
Comparing using washing up liquid to smoking is a bit much!
Car shampoo will leave a slight coating a wax but it has to be a  very very small amout otherwise it would leave your seat, brake discs etc with a coating of wax on , not a good idea.



Ha ha! Yeah when I think about it like that it does sound a tad silly.
What I really wanted to say was it's like the mindset of the of the smoker saying stuff like ' I have done this for 40 years and it has never done me any harm'
There is possilby unseen damage going on.


I worked on the building sites since the early to mid 60's and really believed that the outside life was a healthy option, physical activity plenty of fresh air, manual stuff keeping weight down and causing the old oil pump to thump away pumping the blood around, the heart is like any other muscle if you work it will become stronger.
So I believed that I was fit and strong and I worked as a self employed brickie until I was nearly 69, still well able to do the job, but worn out wrist joints caused arthritis and could no longer do the job, so I retired. I have recently discovered that I have asbestosis caused by some the materials that were used in construction years ago, insulation materials and roof cladding sheets. This stuff has been working away in the background in my bellows un-noticed for 50 or more years doing damage that is unrepairable.
Which has got fuck all to do with washing your RD in Fairy Liquid lol!  :wall :uhuh

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General / Re: Cleaning Products
« on: 26 October 2016, 11:38:30 pm »
I used All Year Biker to do the work.Thorough clean, shampoo, ACF 50 pressure misted, wax to paintwork and fairings. Takes about 90 minutes. £70 of my pension but well worth it. Ready for the winter in North Wales.






Damn!  i would not ride my bike if the frost was that hard  :lol

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General / Re: Cleaning Products
« on: 22 October 2016, 12:40:32 am »
I knew someone would mention salt in the washing up liquid, when I was a poor apprentice still living at home  my RD250 would get washed every week for two years with whatever washing up liquid I found  in my mums kitchen, never did it any harm.
I think you would have to leave your bike soaking in neat washing up liquid for years for any effect to be noticed.


I'm sure you right about washing up liquid not doing any immediate harm and maybe soaking the bike in the stuff for a year might not do any great damage (not quite sure how you test that one out) but smokers say similar things to that about the 30 fags they have smoked a day for the last 40 years 'it's never done me any harm' cough! cough!
My guess would be most people would say best not take the risk, anyway a Fazer is not meant to smell of lemons. :lol

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General / Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« on: 19 October 2016, 12:31:32 am »
Piles  :o

They're no fun are they!

Actually mine haven't given me any problems for over 12 months, just 1 simple rule.
Tell me the rule ?


I have never suffered with Farmer Giles I am pleased to say, but, I know a few people that have and the general consensus is that they are very uncomfortable at best and bloody painful at worst. :'(
Does it make bike riding hard when they are bad? I guess it must do :eek

I have seen lots of posts on FOC-U where people put up  :useless   but please do refrain from posting any pics. Thanking you in advance as apposed to thanking you from BEHIND :rollin XX


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General / Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« on: 18 October 2016, 09:56:19 pm »
He is persistent.
Re-advertised it again for the same figure. Maybe a few foccers could make him silly offers via email :rollin

https://www.gumtree.com/p/yamaha-motorbikes/yamaha-fazer-fzs600-for-sale.currently-sorn-and-no-mot.-will-service-the-motorbike-for-buyer-4-free/1194186203

 the more I view that piece of crap the more I see wrong with it.




I have to agree the the opinion above that is a £400 to £500er at the most and to be honest I would not even pay that for it, it was probably not to bad before he slung a cover over it and left it in his garden for a long period.


I have to admit if I was trying to sell it I would have made some effort to make it look a bit better by cleaning it and making sure it was all together before taking pictures.
Looking at the photographs posted with his advert the fork bottoms have alloy oxidization growing out of them as does most of the engine, I love the horticulture growing on the top of the rear tyre.I believe the term is a 'Piece of Shit'  :nana




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General / Re: Cleaning Products
« on: 18 October 2016, 09:11:39 pm »
Almost all washing up liquids have traces salt in them, just as dishwasher use salt to clean dishes. Washing up liquid is not really ideal for washing your bike or using as screen wash in your car either.
A couple caps full of good quality car shampoo contains polishes and it runs places that you can not reach when you wax polish your bike and that is the reason I use a good quality auto shampoo on my bike.
I have to admit to being an Autoglym fan (I know its expensive but I love my FZS 600) Autoglym shampoo and Ultra Deep Shine polish for paintwork, Autoglym Bumper and trim Gell for side panels, airbox covers, fairing infill panels and mirror backs.
WD40 is a great product for getting chain lube off rear wheel rim and off side of swing arm, also helps to protect against corrosion, it is also brilliant at getting tar spots off the car.


I really do need to get a life :'(

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General / Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« on: 17 October 2016, 08:31:13 pm »
daft emails

1st one.......email tarot card reading! WTF?

ah....(I see your name at the bottom, I'll go and google you/your family name etc)... its coming through, You are a male....I think you live in the North and you enjoy running and have done some charity stuff? blah blah blah......

2nd one.......own an acre of Mars for £9.99

who the foc owns Mars and if they ever do get to doing space flights, can you imagine the shit......excuse me but you're parked in my space, GET OFF MOI LAND!!!!

Some people really are too gullible to be true, a fool and his money is easily parted :lol
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The word 'Gullible' officially no longer exists, July 2016 it was remove from both the Oxford English Dictionary and the Standardised English Dictionary.

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General / Re: Longest journey
« on: 16 October 2016, 11:57:25 pm »
Tommyardin,
What a great read.We are of the same generation and your article certainly captured the spirit of my teenage years.Thanks for posting.


Cheers Robo,
I loved my younger years and am so glad that I was born when I was, no bloody Health and Safety regulations limiting what can and can not be done, poor youngsters today have their hand tied, cant do this or that because it contravenes health and Safety


December 22nd 1965 was that day when the 'Round White' road' sign with the 'Black Diagonal Stripe' ceased to be the 'FLAT OUT BOARD' the 70 MPH top speed came into play, the beginning of the end.
But to be honest I had never owned a vehicle that would even do 70 at that time, my 250cc Cotton Conquest came very close to it though, Ahhh! the good old Villiers 2T lump.
 

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General / Re: Longest journey
« on: 16 October 2016, 11:42:16 pm »




Great story Tommy, character building! It illustrates what I think- the last couple of generations of the country's young Men have gone a bit soft. No technical skills, no staunch can do attitude, rather punch a keyboard than do manual graft. It's the old 'uns that get drafted in to fix a leaking tap, tinker with a car or assemble flat pack furniture for them. I got a socket set for my 21st birthday, beats a manbag and a beard grooming kit every time.



It was an great adventure but it was also very taxing and have to admit to wanting to die on more than one occasion on that trip, We had both been at work on the building site at 7-30 on the Friday morning and
worked till 5-30 that afternoon and left Fernhurst around 7pm that evening off on our adventure, crashed off to sleep on the Saturday evening about 8 pm, so 7-30 am on Friday to 8 pm on the Saturday that is 36 hours or more without kip,  as I said earlier a couple of points through that period death would have been welcomed. LOL! what a tart. :'( 

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General / Re: Longest journey
« on: 16 October 2016, 01:53:47 pm »
Not done any long distance stuff on my Fazer (It's an age thing) but my most arduous trip on a motorcycle was back in 1964 still a learner, no crashhelmet, no waterproofs other than a plastic grey packamac (thick polythene) 
And plastic bags over baseball boots I set out from Fernhurst in Sussex and headed off to Scotland (Kirkcaldy). My steed was a 1959 175cc BSA Bantam, my friend who did the trip with me rode a 1960 197cc James Captain.
As Learner riders we had to stay clear of the M1 and opted for the A1 but had to find alternative routes when the A1 turned into the M1 as it did.
Both my friend and I were apprentice bricklayers at the time my weekly wage at the time was £1-19 shillings for a 39 hour week (max an apprentice then was allowed to work) that equaled out to 1 shilling an hour or 5p. So no money for motorcycle luxuries.
We both worked on the Friday and headed off on our adventure to Scotland at about 7 pm that night, I remember we had done less than a mile and it started raining and to be honest I don't actually recall it stopping until we hit Galasheils at 8pm on the Saturday some 25 hours later.
We had no plans about our journey other than some of my friends (Scottie West's) relatives that he had never met we were staying with them in Kirkcaldy.
Well we stopped riding at about 8 pm through exhaustion, Scottie had thrown the James up the road at one point in the afternoon, I did not realise he was missing and went back about 7 miles on a dual-carriageway to find him, he was sat on the side of the road face covered in stinging nettle rash, skin missing from hands and knees and ankle looking very sorry for himself, but no permanent damage done, bent footrest and front brake lever.
Anyway we spent that night dug into a very large heap of road chipping that had been deposited in a large lay-by covered with our grey packamacs, we both slept like baby's in that gravel heap through exhaustion. Starving hungry soaking wet we set off again from Galasheils at about 7am on the Sunday morning and arrived at Kirkcaldy around 1-00pm. The second week of our holiday trip to Scotland we went further North to a place called 
Portmahomack on the tip of the Dormoch Firth, about 190 miles North of Kirkcaldy. A total one way trip nowadays of 670 miles, would have been more then because we were restricked to A roads. If my memory serves me well I believe we did about 1500 miles that holiday and all on 175cc and a 197cc British Two Strokes that loaded with suitcase on a rear carrier that had the balls out top speed of about 48 to 50mph on the flat and considerably less on any incline, I remember go over a mountain range (Grampians I think) with both bikes dropping to less than 25 mph with our 3 speed gearboxes.
Would I do a trip like that again................. Foc off. :eek

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General / Re: what did you do with your fazer today ?
« on: 15 October 2016, 04:17:53 pm »
I agree. Back to being sensible again.

Ordered a new rear tyre today. 71 quid delivered. I work for a college in Essex.  Just so happens the nice people in the bike workshop will fit and balance for me. Yay
:thumbup

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General / Re: what did you do with your fazer today ?
« on: 15 October 2016, 12:06:49 pm »
I will post some photo at the end of this modification journey..for now I am contemplating  future modifications.
I need to google bamboo handlebars and see if their is a significant weight saving to be had. I've  also contemplated using helium in my tyres, and riding whilst facing the rear of the bike so the curviture of my spine improves the Co drag efficiency .


Hi Toady
I think we should bring an end to this as we will get our backsides kicked form the admin as it is: 'What did you do with your FAZER today' post.
But you will notice that the author and proliferater of the post should also have his or her arse kicked as they very disrespectfully using the lower case 'f' when spelling FAZER.
But I still look forward to seeing the completed project, the only thing I would add is be careful with the Bamboo Bars, I will say only one thing 'Woodworm' :agree :stop 


I am in the process now of converting the Fazer to left hand drive.

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General / Re: what did you do with your fazer today ?
« on: 14 October 2016, 09:45:55 pm »
That's on my "I need one" list. I'll probably end up getting one once I've finished removing the petrol from my tank and the oil from the engine. 1 litre of fluid is equivalent to 1 kg this 21 kilo weight saving will see me easily hitting 190mph in a headwind if my basic calculations are correct  :rollin


Your calcs are spot on, we must use the same calculation formula, mine came out at 191.27 MPH with a 13 MPH headwind also calculating in the wind speeds occurred traveling at that velocity.
Do post some pics in here after you finish the customisation it might encourage others to follow suit. 

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General / Re: what did you do with your fazer today ?
« on: 14 October 2016, 07:34:02 pm »
Etch primer and two coats of silver get me sorted then. :lol
I'll have you know that I've just removed all brake fluid from my reservoirs, and removed all 3 calipers. This 2.2 kilo weight saving must surely add 12 to 13 mph by my guestimate  :b


I heard that customising the seat not only saves on weight but is also a safety feature which stops you completely coming off the bike in the event of a spill, comes in various colours to match your bikes paintwork.


Can also give an increase in speed and positively aids acceleration


Please see the attached image:


The model shown is the out and out sports customisation, a touring version is available for carrying pillions, its called the twin peak.
Hope you find this valuable as a safety feature and helps you feel more secure whilst riding. :rolleyes

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General / Re: what did you do with your fazer today ?
« on: 14 October 2016, 09:38:05 am »
i wonder if they make them for the slower black model  ;)


Hi Toady
I contacted Yamaha and they said that the Slow Black FZS 600 don't actually need a rear shock absorber.
The thinking behind their statement was if someone was thick enough to purchase a slow (Black FZS) machine they most likely would not be aware enough to even notice the bumps, and, as the machine is not capable of anything above moderate speeds handling is unlikely to need improvement. :moon   :finger

Have a good one mate :thumbup

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Gen1 Generator
« on: 14 October 2016, 08:54:05 am »
ITS FIXED!!!!!

I spent a couple of hours last night taking all the joints apart and cleaning them up. I also stripped the Power Pole connectors to make sure they were making good connections. The fault was with the black cable from the rectifier and its connection in the Power Pole. The cables are almost as large as the housing they solder into when connecting to the terminal in the Power Pole. There must have been a bad connection here even though it has performed very well for at least six months. I re-soldered the connector, put everything back together and hey presto I now have 14V at the battery with the engine running.

Thank you to everybody who contributed for your help and patience. Its very much appreciated.


I have been reading this post with interest, not just because of the electrical issue involved but also the dynamics between those who contributed to the discussion. I am really pleased that you have sorted out your problem Old Son, it is always such a relief when you manage (With Help) to sort out an issue that has been dogging you and seems to have no obvious cause. If it is something that is broken and you can see it, then the answer is obvious replace the offending part but with some electrical problems you can neither see it, smell it or touch or tastes it (Taste it refers to antifreeze in water, smell could refer to that nasty smell you sometimes get from your pants when you nearly over-cook it on that hairpin bend lol!) but I am genuinely pleased it is sorted.


I had a similar problem a couple of years ago with my headlights failing, I would be riding along and then just get thrown into total darkness, headlights out side lights out instrument failure, switch off leave it a short period and switch back on and lights would return along with all the other associated equipment. This issue went on for a long time, I had checked about everything I could think of, ignition switch, light switch, dip switch, connections under the seat, battery connection. It transpired to be a large white multi-pin electrical connector under the left-hand-side fairing infill panel. Rain water or through cleaning the bike had got into this connector and had caused it to corrode internally causing the intermittent fault up front. I cut the wires either side of the multi-pin connector and bared about 15mm from the end of each wire, tinned them and slipped a 50mm length of shrink fit insulation over one of each pair of wires before soldering them together (Make sure the shrink fit is well away from the wires as you solder them) this is a permanent fix and as I do not see any reason in the near future why I would want to undo these wires this seemed the answer to the problem, that was 2 years ago and have had no problems since then.
The wires that go to this white multi-pin connector are all colour coded so there should not be any issues of knowing what goes where, as it is a straight one to one connection, but I always take a photo or two with my mobile before taking anything apart. I under stand that is from the expression 'Belt & Braces'
Good Luck and best wishes Old Son.  :thumbup
tommyardin

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General / Re: what did you do with your fazer today ?
« on: 13 October 2016, 11:00:36 pm »
Ohhhh! I think I have a little damp spot, check out this bad boy.
Yes may favorite man with the big white van delivered this bad boy to me today, made me smile after the disappointment of being delivered a Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge from Yodafone yesterday that had a duff nano sim card included in the package.18 mile bike ride tomoz to the nearest Yodafone shop to grab another nano sim.
But in all fairness to the magic Yoda they have been brilliant for the last 20 odd years I have been with them, I have 4 phones on my account: Me, Wife, Daughter and Son's and this is the first clitch we have had with them. They reduced the contract down from £37 a month to £28 wavered the £30 upfront charge and put a £5 gift into my account that can help pay the next bill.
Would I recommend Yodafone, goes without saying.       

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FZS600 Fazer / Re: Noob question about power delivery.
« on: 13 October 2016, 10:43:48 pm »

Forget Tommys daughter, I've some interesting one's of his wife if your interested........... :eek



Joebloggs when you purchased them pictures of my Mrs from me you promised that you would never mention them in a public domain :rolleyes   :fish

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Events, Meets, Ride outs etc / Re: brightona
« on: 10 October 2016, 09:59:32 pm »
Punctures are not a problem with Dazza's Stop and Go repair kit.I've seen it in action.



I have a Stop n Go Tyre Plugger under my saddle I carry six of the compressed air cylinders and also a mini 12 volt pump with me all the time. have never had to use it, but, one day a couple of years ago I was at at Loomies cafe in Hampshire and a guy with a Honda had about 1/4 inch of a 2 inch posidrive wood screw sticking out of his back tyre right in the centre of the tread pattern, needless to say the tyre was totally flat.There was a guy there with a big touring BMW, he got a Stop N Go Tyre Plugger Kit out of the topbox and repaired the tyre on the Honda for the rider in about 4 minutes, he blew the tyre up using 2 cylinders of air told the Honda rider to check his pressure at the first opportunity as he thought that there would only be be about 20 psi in the tyre, plenty enough for a slow ride to the garage.I was really impressed and bought a kit that night on FleaBay and also the small air pump, I now have fitted a waterproof power outlet in my right handside fairing infill panel for the pump, also useful for my Sat Nav and charging phones.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/STOP-N-GO-POCKET-TYRE-PLUGGER-MOTORCYCLE-PUNCTURE-REPAIR-KIT-LARGE-/272317011268?hash=item3f675bd544:g:RkcAAOSw-jhUK-OQ

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Heated grips
« on: 10 October 2016, 08:30:55 am »
Can you wear gloves with the Tech7 muffs?


If I had them muffs on my bike I would put a hoodie on backwards so no foccer would recognise me.  :groan


Anyway we all know a muff is something completely different. :lol

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Events, Meets, Ride outs etc / Re: brightona
« on: 10 October 2016, 08:13:04 am »
southeners are all gay :lol


Hey! I resent that sweetie pie, you can be such a bitch. :moon

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FZS600 Fazer / Re: Noob question about power delivery.
« on: 09 October 2016, 10:54:31 pm »
So there are other perverts out there besides myself?




You are not alone

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