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General / Re: Just a joke
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General / Re: Just a joke« on: 29 August 2013, 04:08:20 pm »
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General / Re: RIP Fellow Foccer« on: 29 August 2013, 08:28:20 am »
Very sad news , stay safe out there people,
Happier times Toni, was that photo taken in New Brighton at the Egg Run? 2178
General / Re: Just a joke« on: 28 August 2013, 02:25:14 pm »
An hour ago my wife says to me I am going to bed for an hour, fancy joining me!!!!
So like a flash we are between the sheets!!! 5 minutes later I am asked what the fuck do you think you are doing!!! I just do not understand women, 2179
General / Re: Just a joke« on: 27 August 2013, 11:45:51 pm »
Two Irishmen sitting in a pub having a pint of the Black stuff.
Pat says to Mick, Why do men fart more than women? Mick, dats easy Pat, They never shut up long enough to let the gas build up. Sorry coat door I'm gone. Lew 2180
General / Re: Just a joke« on: 27 August 2013, 08:34:00 am »
A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan. He is making his own land mines that look like prayer mats.
It's doing well. he says Prophets are going through the roof. No offence intended to anyone who may have served out there. 2181
General / Re: Just a joke« on: 26 August 2013, 10:35:14 pm »Two eskimos in a canoe, they get cold, light a fire, the canoe sinks.Now I like that 10 out of 10 2182
General / Re: When did you pass your test and how difficult was it?« on: 26 August 2013, 10:33:21 pm »peejay said Oh come on............... there has to be someone older than me on this forum.Another young buck, 1964, think it was on my Dads James Cadet 150cc just as above Passed OK, next bike was a Tiger 90 350cc. 2183
General / Re: Any cycliste types...?« on: 26 August 2013, 01:28:21 pm »Hi Steve, Well done Andy that was what I was trying to get across in my reply 2184
General / Re: Any cycliste types...?« on: 26 August 2013, 01:26:42 pm »I just ordered a 10 speed chain for my Cannondale from Ribblecycles Cycles but, it turns out, I've a 9 speed block. Ribblecycles proved proper unhelpful and refused to amend the order, despite contacting them barely 30 minutes after placing it online.Did you order it online? if so as you did not actually view the item in the shop threaten them with the office of fair trading, as you are within your rights to cancel the order especially seeing as they will not be out of pocket re post and packing etc! 2185
General / Re: Just a joke« on: 26 August 2013, 01:22:48 pm »
I was in the pub with my wife last night and I said: "I love you".
She said; "Is that you or the beer talking?" I replied: "It’s me talking to my beer. Now that is pretty poor. 2186
General / Re: Just a joke« on: 25 August 2013, 09:53:22 pm »
At the funeral of a traffic warden the coffin was being lowered into the grave when a knocking was heard from within. A muffled voice pleaded, "Let me out, I'm not dead!"
The vicar replied, "Sorry Pal, but I've already done the paperwork". From another forum Lew 2187
General / Re: Am I on to something here??« on: 25 August 2013, 09:44:10 pm »Nah crap idea.To late I already hold the patent for this, sorry, just got to configure a recovery system for these, want to join foocers. Lew 2188
General / Re: Bike Storage in europe« on: 24 August 2013, 01:37:23 pm »Alps or mid-German in three days? Are you pushing the bike there?As it appears the lad lives in N Ireland , the fastest crossing is Larne to Carnryan in Scotland 1hr 30 mins and then a 500 mile track down through the UK, another 1 hr 20 min Dover /Calais ferry and if he does that in a oner on the road time is likely to be min 13 hours. Reckon I would be feeling a bit tired after that, certainly a numb bum and bored shitless mile munching down the motorway. Your suggestion friendly foccer in Dover area has a lot going for it. But a bit confused with the cheap flights bit in earlier post. Touring Eastern/Central Europe you are still looking at summer time late spring to be touring over there as come mid September it is going to cool rapidly, speaking from experience here as I know how bloody cold it gets in SW France. lew 2189
General / Re: Ever heard anything so stupid« on: 23 August 2013, 12:57:19 pm »
Agree mass protests, but if idiots are being a pain in the ass just carpet bomb it with speed cameras. loath to say that but.
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General / Re: Just a joke« on: 22 August 2013, 10:52:59 pm »
So maybe my jokes are crap. Maybe I do not understand how the forum operates yet.
try this one for size then. Shetlander walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his cousin is lying in bed reading. The Shetlander says: "This be the cow I spend me nights with when ye've got a headache." His cousin replies: "Ye be daft, beuy! That be a sheep!" The Shetlander replies: "I wasn'a talkin' to ye!" 2191
General / Re: Just a joke« on: 22 August 2013, 01:31:54 pm »
An Irish Biker goes to the Doctor in great pain
"Dactor, Dactor it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot". So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible"he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here." Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's arse, and then a £1 pound coin appears. "This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?" "Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!"shrieks the patient. The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc..... Finally the last note comes out and no more appear. "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly Sor, dat's moch batter now so it is. Just out of interest, How moch was in dare den?" The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says "£1,991 exactly." "Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman, I knew I wasn't feeling two grand." 2192
General / Re: Bike Storage in europe« on: 22 August 2013, 12:26:28 am »I have a solution for you. As I live in Spain all year round and I am only 50 mins from Alicante airport . I can offer you undercover parking , keep the bike on an optimate, Do airport runs etc! Show you the best roads in the area. Bike storage €30.00 a month, airport service €60.00 return I have a one bedroomed apartment I rent out €150.00 a week. We have a 8x4 mtr swimming pool. We live in Northern Costa Blanca between Caple and Moraira. If interested send me a PM. and anyone else interested. Lew 2193
General / Just a joke« on: 22 August 2013, 12:04:44 am »
The 'phone rang last night and the wife answered it. Someone was breathing heavily on the other end and said to her: "I bet you've got a tight arse with no hair."
She replied: "Yes, he's just watching the telly, who shall I say is calling?". 2194
General / Re: Bike Storage in europe« on: 20 August 2013, 10:23:32 am »Insurance and tax would not be a problem as i would insure it for 12 months to my home address and just tax it and sorn it as normal as well.Your insurance as stated is likely to be limited to only so many days a year. If memory serves me right Carole Nash will do longer cover but pretty sure it is not more than 90 days at one stretch. I moved out to live in Spain earlier this year and brought my Z100SX with me. Wish I had done my home work first, It was going to cost me €670.00 for insurance and to put it on Spanish plates was in excess of €1000.00. My way to avoid changing the plates was to ride it back to the UK once a year get it MOT'd and ride back, at over 2000 miles return trip a long way to go for an mot. In the end I sold the bike to a Brit who is riding it around now and running the risk of getting done. The same guy it turns out has no licence and rides like a man with a death wish. I have recently had the confirmation from the DVLA that I am no longer the keeper of this bike. I ended up buying a new 2010 unreg Fazer 600 S 2 and having fun on that. To actually think about keeping a bike in central Europe and jumping on a plane when you get cheap flights seems to me personally to be a bit daft, expensive bike /cheap flights?? If I was you I would check out bike rental surely that would be a better option for you? I do understand where you are coming from seeing as the weather window in the UK is basically 4 months. Be advised that Central Europe gets bloody cold in the winter as well. I had a place in SW France not far from Carcassonne which is less than an hour from the Mediterrian and come winter time it is bloody cold and stays that way from mid October through to mid April. I now live on the Costa Blanca which in the summer is to bloody warm to ride during the day, I am not one of the idiots who will ride a bike in Tee Shirt , shorts and open toed shoes. Lew 2195
General / Re: Ulster Grand Prix« on: 20 August 2013, 12:18:21 am »
Just watched it out here in Spain on BBC NI, thank God for technology.
See Guy Martin is back on form. Michael Dunlop has piled on the weight again. Well done Guy. Lew 2196
General / Re: Trip to Spain« on: 20 August 2013, 12:15:23 am »Well, not sure if this is the correct place for it or not, but here goes.Now that is a well loaded up bike. How did you find the soft panniers , I am only used to hard case types. I have a set of oxford soft ones but not toured with them yet. Some fantastic scenery there, I travelled down through France and Spain in April this year from NW England to the Costa Blanca North. I enjoyed it numb bum an all Lew 2197
General / Re: Helping the Spanish economy« on: 19 August 2013, 03:02:40 pm »Two of us rode down to Barcelona last year, did quite a bit of riding around the city,it's very easy to get lost there. No problems with the police though, thank god.Just like any big city , always some twat trying to rip you off, but Barcelona is up there. When I was working < merchant Navy> we used to go into Barcelona and all you could hear on the ships radio was some passenger had been mugged ashore in Las Ramblas. We had a chief officer on one ship and him and his wife were ashore and two guys tried to mug them. They thought easy meat here as the wife was a lovely little Korean girl. She knocked shit out of the pair of them and detained them until the police arrived. Marshal arts black belt in something or other. She must have weighed in at all of 50kgs, apparently the police pissed themselves laughing before hauling them away. 2198
General / Re: First Small Taste of Touring :)« on: 17 August 2013, 11:06:48 pm »Can it, Carlos!Never thought of that, can it?? ummm!! Before I moved to Spain , I lived on the Wirral and that is like a 20 minute ride to North Wales, I have spent many a happy hour riding around the Welsh country side. Regular run for me was Horseshoe pass stop for a brew at the Ponderosa chew the fat with some of the old farts , I was the young fella in that group and I am 64. Have ridden all over the area and love it, still wet or dry it is a bikers dream. Lew 2199
General / Re: just got my license back from DVLA and guess what?« on: 16 August 2013, 11:35:36 pm »Still got my paper one and have no intention of obtaining the photo card one so that I can be another cash cow for the govt every 10 years (or whatever the renewal interval is). Also, there's no way I'm taking the chance of being at the mercy of the judge and jury known as the DVLA.If you go touring you will need the card /photo licence it is compulsory. Or so I have been led to believe. Lew 2200
General / Re: England V Scotland« on: 16 August 2013, 11:32:14 pm »Never understood the attraction of football. Rugby's more my game. Of course, being Scottish, I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than support England in whatever sport (apart from motorcycle racing that is ). |