Got both cars fixed now but still need to get the ABS sensor replaced on the van (4th one).
Foxes have been staying out of my way though I did see the cheeky feccers laying out in the sun last weekend on the local school field.

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Really?

Speedo from an Itallian (or French) tank.
They were designed to go faster in reverse.

Saab 9000 / 9-5 if you bid wisely on ebay

Just over the A23 from me then. I'm in Gossops Green.

Followed by a seven iron........

I was thinking more along the lines of this

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Over the last couple of months I have had all four ABS sensor wires on my van damaged due to the feccers chewing the cables. Bad enough but not as bad as this.

Yesterday I went to use the Mrs car and saw the low brake fluid warning so waited till she got home with some fluid to refil the totally empty resovoir and check for where it must be leaking from. Found a feccin hole chewed in the flexi-hose at the back.Arrhhh.
Today, the Mrs leaves for work in my car and comes back 5 mins later saying the brakes don't feel right. Have a look. No fluid and a hole chewed through one of the front pipes!!!!!!!

Sent the Mrs out with a note to drop off to the neighbours to warn them of the problem and discover that three of them, didn't speak to them all, (out of about 12) have had similar issues in recent months.
All the cars have been damaged whilst parked outside on the road.

Now the question.

How can I legally kill the fuckers?????

Garden is too small to deploy my favoured hot lead injection method and apparently its illegal to poison them. My dogs keep them out of my garden too.

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like crude oil

Got to ask Mr Locksmith, WTF are you doing looking at buggies? You're way too old for all that

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postman