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Messages - lew600fazer

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General / Re: Word Association
« on: 29 March 2017, 10:50:37 PM »
Wanker

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General / Re: Three word story
« on: 29 March 2017, 10:49:36 PM »
Rancid garlic breath

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Diesels and Lawnmowers (Bike racing n things) / Re: Yer Maun
« on: 29 March 2017, 10:39:54 PM »

If you want to meet a twat try talking to Michael Dunlop, Guy Martin can be strange sometimes, but does he not suffer from a form  of Autism, I have heard that explains why at times he gets a bit animated.
Best rider on the roads for being a nice man is John McGuinness. I bumped into him and his Mrs once in IKEA in Warrington. He was just in front of me and the wife. It was actually my Mrs spotted him. We were standing looking at the same kitchens and my Mrs said to him , I have had my photo taken with you !!! at the UGP. He looked at her and smiled. The next thing she says was a cracker, I never forget a face,, especially when you had your hand on me arse. Fair play to him he just burst out laughing as did Becky. Ended up in the café with him having a brew and left the two women to it. Had a great yarn with him about the racing scene and me being from N Ireland he opened up a bit about Joey Dunlop and how he still misses him.
Seemed to be a genuinely nice man, tight as fuck though as I paid for the coffees lol.

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General / Re: Word Association
« on: 29 March 2017, 12:12:18 AM »
Hounds

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General / Re: Three word story
« on: 29 March 2017, 12:11:42 AM »

Black frilly lace


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General / Re: Word Association
« on: 28 March 2017, 10:06:39 AM »
fishing

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General / Re: Three word story
« on: 28 March 2017, 10:06:00 AM »
oops sorry lads  :o

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General / Re: What's the point of Quorn?
« on: 28 March 2017, 10:04:00 AM »

Many years ago when  Mad cow disease was all the rage my Mrs said that's it no more meat. I was away at sea at the time. We ate everything else but red meat(Cow) Well they did if I wanted a steak I got one. It was Quorn burgers this , Quorn Sausages etc! My Lad must have been about 12 at the time so he was brainwashed by his mum. I used to take him to watch Tranmere Rovers at home. At half time I says do you want a burger , god love him he went all teary eyed, don't tell me mum I thought he was going to choke it went down that quick lol. I must admit I reckon that is when my son grew a pair of balls, he gets home and tells his mum, that's it no more Quorn burgers or sausages just had a proper burger so in future proper meat on the table from now on lol.
Must admit the wife said to me later on , thank fuck for that that stuff is shite !!!

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General / Re: Three word story
« on: 27 March 2017, 10:04:07 PM »

like this one.


Image result for baboons arse

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General / Re: Word Association
« on: 27 March 2017, 09:59:08 PM »
Crane

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General / Re: The 2017 FOC-U Bike Picture Challenge
« on: 27 March 2017, 09:58:32 PM »
Your on  :)

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General / Re: What's the point of Quorn?
« on: 27 March 2017, 06:02:51 PM »
I bet when he farted he cleared the room, also look at that Mo Farah he looks as if he could really do with a good feed, skinny we fucker.

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General / Re: The 2017 FOC-U Bike Picture Challenge
« on: 27 March 2017, 05:59:25 PM »

Go for it your a winner next challenge then :)


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Diesels and Lawnmowers (Bike racing n things) / Re: Mike the Bike
« on: 26 March 2017, 10:24:45 PM »
Very true he was some one special on a bike. Can you just imagine if you could get him and Joey Dunlop on the IOM today bet that would be some race.

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General / Re: The 2017 FOC-U Bike Picture Challenge
« on: 26 March 2017, 10:18:55 PM »
Spot on mate , handsome chappie eh!!  :)

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General / Re: Three word story
« on: 26 March 2017, 05:33:00 PM »

knee trembler time

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General / Re: Word Association
« on: 26 March 2017, 05:30:06 PM »
Hobby

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General / Re: The 2017 FOC-U Bike Picture Challenge
« on: 26 March 2017, 05:18:00 PM »

Nice one Fazersharp but does not quite meet the brief.


You and your bike beside a river bank with a weir in the background?
I know being an arsehole , but looking at the weather there hope you enjoyed the ride. Were is that by the way?


Thinking more along the lines of this.!!!!
Taken today in a village called Allemans du Dropt. Lot et Garonne region

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General / Re: Three word story
« on: 26 March 2017, 10:34:13 AM »
is a shag

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General / Re: Word Association
« on: 26 March 2017, 10:33:22 AM »
Puzzle

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General / Re: The 2017 FOC-U Bike Picture Challenge
« on: 26 March 2017, 10:32:49 AM »
Okay how about this for a challenge You and your bike beside a river bank with a weir in the background?

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General / Re: The 2017 FOC-U Bike Picture Challenge
« on: 25 March 2017, 11:39:57 PM »
Thanks will have a think over the weekend

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General / Re: Word Association
« on: 25 March 2017, 11:35:16 PM »
Cross

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General / Re: Three word story
« on: 25 March 2017, 11:34:40 PM »
love and endearment

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General / Re: The 2017 FOC-U Bike Picture Challenge
« on: 25 March 2017, 10:43:36 AM »
Anyone mind if I punt a challenge forward? Your bike beside a famous lake? My MT09 at Bala Lake, okay I know the rules say recent but can I have a bit of grace this was last September and as I had ridden over from SW France for a meet up with some mates?

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