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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #150 on: 22 May 2012, 02:55:23 pm »
well red?...not quite sure what you on about?....but ile try and help?...when i first met my missis she was out riding a horse!!...took ages to shag it?...got 4 faults and a refusal at first jump!!! :'( ...second time didnt go well either?..asked me to shag her like a black man??.. told her i just did??...she said?..how do you make that out then?...told her hadnt washed it for a month??....only other night i asked her for sex? her reply?....ok darling if you must?...just put me nighty down when youve finished!!!!....this realy pissed me off? ..cus it was me wareing the fkr :lol ,......you cant beat a good blow up doll mate?? :D ....no back chat if it slips up wrong entry!!, allways got a smile on its face?,..when your rammin your exaust"...(motorcycle slang)..down its throat!!!...and best of all???.....if it slides over your side of bed in nite?..you can throw the bitch out!!...without it packin its bag next day ,and fkn off back to its mothers!!!!!....sayin all this? remember last summer?..when we had that scorchin weather??... :rolleyes ...one wkend she stayed at her mates!...so i thort to meself?..right time for...mingeater" has i nicknamed her? (got her off a lesbian i know)...windows open!,cool air blowin around room!, bike pump in hand!, to show herself?....anyway didnt go to fkn plan did it??...got a bit to carried away?..gave her a love bite!!..big bang :eek ..blew out window! didnt see her agen  :'( hope this helps? clive.....

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #151 on: 22 May 2012, 06:14:35 pm »
did she fart as she flew out the window  ;) ......all this banter and my bike still has a stutter.........
  can anyone tell me whats wrong with my old girl  :\ :\ :\
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« Reply #152 on: 22 May 2012, 06:20:55 pm »
yes red", still think its your diaphrams??....if just ones weak! cause problems!!

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #153 on: 22 May 2012, 07:39:08 pm »
ok crh......ive just changed the diaphrams for the ones in my secondhand carbs,was able to do the swap without taking the carbs off...will use the bike for wory in the morning and see what difference it makes  ;) ....the replacement ones were a bit smaller than the origanals had a bit of trouble seating them in the body of the carbs....i wonder... ;)
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« Reply #154 on: 22 May 2012, 08:11:35 pm »
if your old ones ,,,had gone weak?,,,then mabe it had made them stretch? hence the ones your replacing / tighter fit???????????? :rolleyes

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« Reply #155 on: 22 May 2012, 08:22:48 pm »
carb porn.........what next :rolleyes

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« Reply #156 on: 22 May 2012, 08:26:26 pm »
carb porn.........what next :rolleyes

it was going well tonight....untill now  :\ .....evening ade  ;)
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« Reply #157 on: 22 May 2012, 08:28:04 pm »
nobody understands me.........not even my resident shrink :( . oh good morning red !!

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« Reply #158 on: 22 May 2012, 08:28:58 pm »
if your old ones ,,,had gone weak?,,,then mabe it had made them stretch? hence the ones your replacing / tighter fit???????????? :rolleyes

yes thats what iam thinking aswell ...test ride in the morning  ;)
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« Reply #159 on: 22 May 2012, 08:30:06 pm »
nobody understands me.........not even my resident shrink :( . oh good morning red !!

made any progress ade  :D
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« Reply #160 on: 22 May 2012, 08:33:10 pm »
nobody understands me.........not even my resident shrink :( . oh good morning red !!

made any progress ade  :D

ah....just saw your "angle" post..........we understand you ade..........we dont like it but we understand you  ;)
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« Reply #161 on: 22 May 2012, 08:36:02 pm »
now then ade? ...lets be sensible tonight??....had a bad dream last night?...woke up to find a fazer front wheel between me cheeks :eek .....

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« Reply #162 on: 22 May 2012, 08:40:42 pm »
nobody understands me.........not even my resident shrink :( . oh good morning red !!

made any progress ade  :D
ummmmmmmmmmm.....pressure treated half of our decking today, other half tomorrow.....burnt me bloody neck in the sun too.what a twonk. managed to get 2 loads of washing done and dried. had a chat with the fella over the road who`s well into his bsa`s. wolfed down 3 cheeseburgers for tea. gave my opinion on 3 bikinis my missus has bought and modelled ( quite pervy really, right up clive`s street ) thats about it. oh you mean the fazer.................................ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no ! :lol

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« Reply #163 on: 22 May 2012, 08:53:25 pm »
ok lads....sensible head for a minute. Red, with regards weak diaphrams a little test i did at one point with the carbs off ( i`m sorry) was to get a shortish length of pipe and tape it into the little snorkel thingy on top of the carbs in the middle with some duck / duck tape and gently blow. what i did observe was 3 of the sliders lifted at identical rates suggesting all was fine with those but carb #1 didn`t shift !!!!!!. turned out main needle somehow was jamming / catching down in the emulsion tube. so a quick clean and lube with graphite powder all all was fine. obviously didn`t help me any long term, but maybe something for you to keep in mind for future reference ;)

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« Reply #164 on: 22 May 2012, 08:54:31 pm »
what you trying to say ade????????????????????? :rolleyes ............got any picy,s for me then?.....and dont go givin that red any? cus between you and me??......think he may be a bit of a perve???????? :evil

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« Reply #165 on: 22 May 2012, 08:59:15 pm »
what you trying to say ade????????????????????? :rolleyes ............got any picy,s for me then?.....and dont go givin that red any? cus between you and me??......think he may be a bit of a perve???????? :evil
sorry mate no pics.......for my eyes only ( wasnt that a bond film ) no....old Reds a good lad really, just wants his bike to run right thats all like me,,,,,,,,not a lot to ask really is it ?

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #166 on: 22 May 2012, 09:06:12 pm »
cant believe you both got same prob????.....still think its diaphrams tho?? if just one of them sliders dont open fully ? you not going to get full performance????

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #167 on: 22 May 2012, 09:40:24 pm »
ok lads....sensible head for a minute. Red, with regards weak diaphrams a little test i did at one point with the carbs off ( i`m sorry) was to get a shortish length of pipe and tape it into the little snorkel thingy on top of the carbs in the middle with some duck / duck tape and gently blow. what i did observe was 3 of the sliders lifted at identical rates suggesting all was fine with those but carb #1 didn`t shift !!!!!!. turned out main needle somehow was jamming / catching down in the emulsion tube. so a quick clean and lube with graphite powder all all was fine. obviously didn`t help me any long term, but maybe something for you to keep in mind for future reference ;)

top tip ade...thanks for that...next time i remove the carbs i`ll try that  ;)
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« Reply #168 on: 22 May 2012, 09:42:05 pm »
what you trying to say ade????????????????????? :rolleyes ............got any picy,s for me then?.....and dont go givin that red any? cus between you and me??......think he may be a bit of a perve???????? :evil

i aint no perve.......can we see the pictures,i`ll give you one of my special sweets  ;)
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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #169 on: 22 May 2012, 09:43:36 pm »
cant believe you both got same prob????.....still think its diaphrams tho?? if just one of them sliders dont open fully ? you not going to get full performance????

not 100% sure its the same problem but might be related  :)
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« Reply #170 on: 22 May 2012, 09:52:55 pm »
yes! know what ades ref, to?....and if you do try that? remember to check the slider locating groove? making sure thats clean etc? get a pencil.....GRAFFITE...and rub up and down the slit?>>>>>dont fkn start???? :rolleyes  to make sure it can slide freely?

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« Reply #171 on: 22 May 2012, 09:58:36 pm »
thank you clive...........forgot to mention that red, did exactly that but with the powder. use something like a cocktail ( :rolleyes ) stick to clean the slit, obviously being ali, they will get badly gouged using anything metally....is there such a word?

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« Reply #172 on: 22 May 2012, 10:00:44 pm »
guys if ya near a goggle box right now check out channel 4...............sick bastards ! :lol

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« Reply #173 on: 22 May 2012, 10:06:14 pm »
no ade?? u thinking of ...mentaly :eek ........ps  corr i cud? if you and red held its legs open??????? :b :b :b :b :b :b :b :b :b :b :b :b :b :b :b :b :b :b :b :b :b :b :b :b :b  got horn on now!!!!!!!

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« Reply #174 on: 22 May 2012, 10:10:26 pm »
you twisted whizzbanger !! :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin