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And these....

Exactly the same make as mine, but mine are in blue and silver. £170 @ Bikersgear. 

Sweet puppy dogs, but, they been known to cause confusion.

On a really fast red Fazer 

Look at the mud on the tyres obviously an agricultural vehicle and check out the chicken strips.  

What they said

But forget the insulating tape, cut it, solder it and heat shrink it.

You had Model T's Frosties you old twat

Oh Fuck!
Me and my big mouth, I went for a blast down to Waterlooville and on to Loomies Cafe at the West Meon Hut this afternoon.
Came back home got on the FOC-U website and slagged off all the miserable old grumpys on here, went outside bato put the FZS 600 away, took the bike off the centre stand and trod on something sharp raised foot rapidly and dropped the bike. Scuffed fairing, small pea sized dent in the tank, small scratch in the tank paintwork about 1 inch long, small scuff in the black paint on the engine case (Foot brake side) scuffed one of my led driving lamps. I feel I got away light really as the brunt of the impact was taken by the saddle hitting the edged of a very large glazed flower pot on the patio. 50% of the fairing scuff came out with some Autosol metal polish and I have touched up the engine case with some smooth black Hammerite gloss and also the side of the LED spot.

So be nice to me.
PS: I had a tear in my eye as I struggled to pick the bike back up with the help of my wife and my next door neighbour.
No seriously I did have a tear, I love that bike.      

Just read all the comments in this link, what a miserable load of grumpy old FOCERS you lot are.
Listening to you lot of old twats you would have us all riding 175 BSA Bantams or 197 Fanny Barnetts and wearing leather and cork skid lids or driving around in Vauxhall Vivas or Chevettes or maybe an Austin 1100 with steel wheels and chrome bumpers oh and don't forget those wonderful cross-ply tyres


You getting old before your time.


I read all the comments and realised you are ALL talking about me LOL!


I have blue LED cree strip lights lights on the front of my HAIRDRESSERS car and a 4" bore tail pipe, I have painted the calipers pillar box red. I wash the car a couple of times a week (I enjoy doing it gives me pleasure) and polish it every other week, I dress the tyre walls with wet look dressing, and if all that make me a twat an idiot or just a tart for driving a MR2, then so-be-it, guilty as charged.


I love it when a 1200 Corsa goes flying up the road with a loud large bore zonker on the back  making a shed load of noise, if the poor bugger cant afford a Maserati his Corsa can at least sound nice, plus it take the attention of the old bill away from me a bit.


Anyway I wouldn't mind betting most of you have fitted an after market sports cans on your bikes, rear huggers, fender extenders, and petty coloured Stainless braided brake line, not to mention front screens so dark that you can't see through them and block the light more like a foccing black hole.


As far as lights on in daylight goes, I agree dipped is best, but I would sooner make a car driver squint a little than have him or her take me down cos they didn't see me.


Oh! by the way this is all a little tongue in cheek but there is also some truth in it.


YES I REALLY DO DRIVE AN MR2 HAIRDRESSER CAR with all the above mentioned tweeks or is that tweaks or maybe tweerks 


One other thing! When did the stop making the FSZ 600 Boxeye? I saw one today at Loomies at West Meon Hut with an 03 plate on it, it wasn't a foxeye that had the screen changed as it had all the other Boxeye bits and bobs like smaller fuel tank. 


PS: and it was a slow Red one.

The old upside down photo curse, a few people on here have had this problem, bikes looking good, a nice fast red one.

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Found this on my rear tyre after I got back from coast this afternoon. ,

Seems a strange direction for a tyre to get cut, you would expect it to be in direction of rotation.
???????

I went into a pub in Winchester with Terry a mate of mine and he asked what I wanted to drink and while I was umming are arring he said I have a pint of Stowford Press please landlord, when it was put on the counter he took an almighty swig and smacked his lips and said to the landlord I really should not be drinking this with what I've got, the Landlord looked at him with sympathy and said why what have you got? Terry said about £1-40. I fucking near fell over laughing.    

but what settings do I use on the multimeter???  Never used one before and really should have learnt a long time ago!  LOL  I're got 2 holes for the red cable, which do I use? the amps one or the ohms one?  black is nice and easy there is only one hole :-)  Honestly, total multimeter virgin here..... be gentle ha ha

if you connect the red and the black the wrong way around it will give you a negitive/minus voltage reading, just read it as a positive reading.


Here the best way this is how my multi is set up   

Flick the switch, if that don't work make sure the ignition is on then check the fuses are ok and then the power supply to and from the switch is good plus the earth to the motor is ok.
If all these are positive my guess would be the motor is F----D