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« Reply #3650 on: 21 September 2020, 12:16:00 am »
On the subject of fuel pumps,what about the twats who,even though the place is busy decide to do some shopping while leaving their pratmobile on the pump. :foc
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« Reply #3651 on: 21 September 2020, 01:49:27 pm »
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I know it's been going on forever but drivers who snear at you as if you're a piece of shit as you filter past them.I noticed one wanker in his door mirror yesterday .
Most drivers are cool and give you room, but there’s always a handful of wankers and you gotta be careful with them.


Maybe he knows you?  :rollin
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« Reply #3652 on: 21 September 2020, 02:03:55 pm »
Hah, I had a Porche pull out on me once, gave him the wanker sign, turned out to be my cousin.. :rollin
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« Reply #3653 on: 21 September 2020, 04:11:08 pm »
Had, I had a Porche pull out on me once, gave him the wanker sign, turned out to be my cousin.. :rollin
Proof it runs in the family  :lol
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« Reply #3654 on: 21 September 2020, 08:40:59 pm »
Could be worse, I could be a wiseguy who doesn't quite know when to quit while he is ahead.
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« Reply #3655 on: 21 September 2020, 11:39:35 pm »
Could be worse, I could be a wiseguy who dosent know when to quite while he is ahead.
You are quit right I will quite.
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« Reply #3656 on: 21 September 2020, 11:53:10 pm »
Abowt tim if you arsk me.
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« Reply #3657 on: 27 September 2020, 11:28:51 am »
Today's what gets my goat is hearing students whinging about having to isolate in their halls of residence saying they feel imprisoned, moaning they cannot get food delivered, feeling scared. Well tough focing sh1t !!!! that is exactly what the adult / old population of the whole country has has to go through while the young carried on with their lives as normal.           
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« Reply #3658 on: 27 September 2020, 02:19:52 pm »
Today's what gets my goat is hearing students whinging about having to isolate in their halls of residence saying they feel imprisoned, moaning they cannot get food delivered, feeling scared. Well tough focing sh1t !!!! that is exactly what the adult / old population of the whole country has has to go through while the young carried on with their lives as normal.           

My youngest started at Kent uni last week. I would hope he has the sense to know how home delivery services work if, or rather when, they get locked down.

On the plus side, if they cannot come home for Christmas, I will have a nice peaceful Christmas :rollin
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« Reply #3659 on: 27 September 2020, 03:52:13 pm »
Today's what gets my goat is hearing students whinging about having to isolate in their halls of residence saying they feel imprisoned, moaning they cannot get food delivered, feeling scared. Well tough focing sh1t !!!! that is exactly what the adult / old population of the whole country has has to go through while the young carried on with their lives as normal.           

My youngest started at Kent uni last week. I would hope he has the sense to know how home delivery services work if, or rather when, they get locked down.

On the plus side, if they cannot come home for Christmas, I will have a nice peaceful Christmas :rollin


The trick is, kill the turkey, then have 30 people round for the funeral.
Sorted  :lol
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« Reply #3660 on: 27 September 2020, 04:59:36 pm »
The trick is, kill the turkey, then have 30 people round for the funeral.
Sorted  :lol

That would suggest I want him home for Christmas :rollin

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« Reply #3661 on: 28 September 2020, 09:12:22 pm »
Well tough focing sh1t !!!! that is exactly what the adult / old population of the whole country has has to go through while the young carried on with their lives as normal.
Only in name, the major difference is there are substantiated reports of the private security guards (sorry Nazis) physically blocking students from leaving thier dorms.

These security drones clearly have delusions of grandeur, they have no business, no legal jurisdiction what so ever. The police should be arresting these cnuts, not allowing them to act with impunity.

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« Reply #3662 on: 28 September 2020, 09:56:06 pm »
Well tough focing sh1t !!!! that is exactly what the adult / old population of the whole country has has to go through while the young carried on with their lives as normal.
Only in name, the major difference is there are substantiated reports of the private security guards (sorry Nazis) physically blocking students from leaving thier dorms.

These security drones clearly have delusions of grandeur, they have no business, no legal jurisdiction what so ever. The police should be arresting these cnuts, not allowing them to act with impunity.

"The police should be arresting these cnuts, not allowing them to act with impunity." -- what do you mean the students  :rollin

I agree the security guards are acting way beyond their remit. I had to complain about one outside Morrisons - strutting about barking at people confused as to where to queue if you have a trolley or basket as at the time shoppers with baskets were fast tracked     
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« Reply #3663 on: 30 September 2020, 09:34:09 am »
I know it's been going on forever but drivers who snear at you as if you're a piece of shit as you filter past them.I noticed one wanker in his door mirror yesterday . :finger

I've just got back from a surfing holiday in Devon, both on the way down and the way back there was heavy traffic on the roads, but the vast majority of drivers would move over and let me filter past :thumbup

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« Reply #3664 on: 30 September 2020, 09:38:02 am »
On the way back from Devon, I stopped off in Salisbury for a pi$$.

The car park was full and some twat was sat in his car in the space marked "Motorcycles Only", so I parked up to one side then, as I rode off, shouted across "Nice bike, idiot!"  :2guns

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« Reply #3665 on: 30 September 2020, 10:18:35 am »
as I rode off, shouted across "Nice bike, idiot!"  :2guns
Brave of you  :lol
I would of had words with the idiot when I pulled up --------------- errr or maybe after I had returned after having a p1ss just in case he did something to my bike when I was not there and then drove off.
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« Reply #3666 on: 30 September 2020, 10:25:15 am »
I would of had words with the idiot when I pulled up --------------- errr or maybe after I had returned after having a p1ss just in case he did something to my bike when I was not there and then drove off.
Uncharacteristically a good point, better to keep your bike safe. I would have either bamped the horn and then had a word. Or better, avoid any conflict what so ever and just directed a Salisbury employee and got them to move the fcukwit.
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« Reply #3667 on: 30 September 2020, 10:26:27 am »
When filtering in stop start / stationary traffic duel carriageway some move to the centre to deliberately try and block you. ---IDIOTS, I just around them on the other side  :lol :faz :smokin
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« Reply #3668 on: 30 September 2020, 10:33:10 am »
I would of had words with the idiot when I pulled up --------------- errr or maybe after I had returned after having a p1ss just in case he did something to my bike when I was not there and then drove off.
Uncharacteristically a good point, better to keep your bike safe. I would have either bamped the horn and then had a word. Or better, avoid any conflict what so ever and just directed a Salisbury employee and got them to move the fcukwit.
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Uncharacteristically a good point,
No need for that, it was a perfectly civil conversation.  You are supposed to be a MOD, act like one.
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« Reply #3669 on: 30 September 2020, 06:55:56 pm »
directed a Salisbury employee and got them to move the fcukwit.

I should have taken a photo and forwarded it to the Council, but I didn't think of that until I was on my way again :(

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« Reply #3670 on: 30 September 2020, 10:12:55 pm »
directed a Salisbury employee and got them to move the fcukwit.

I should have taken a photo and forwarded it to the Council, but I didn't think of that until I was on my way again :(
I really really doubt that they would do anything. Private land. The only thing you can do is what you have done --- go on to a bike forum and moan, and we will all moan with you - it helps  :)   
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« Reply #3671 on: 01 October 2020, 08:41:13 am »
What fazersharp said, its private land, next time just find Sainsbury employee etc.

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« Reply #3672 on: 01 October 2020, 09:43:58 am »
I should have taken a photo and forwarded it to the Council, but I didn't think of that until I was on my way again :(
I really really doubt that they would do anything. Private land.

Err, that's *Salisbury*, not Sainsburys!

It's a council owned car park...!

https://www.salisburycitycouncil.gov.uk/responsibilities/car-parks-responsibilities

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« Reply #3673 on: 01 October 2020, 09:35:41 pm »
Fast food chains - they get ma foccin goat.

However, Ireland's highest court has just ruled that Subway sandwiches are not made with bread.  It appears that Subway is actually a cake shop and will be taxed as such.  Yes!

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« Reply #3674 on: 01 October 2020, 09:48:38 pm »
Fast food chains - they get ma foccin goat.

However, Ireland's highest court has just ruled that Subway sandwiches are not made with bread.  It appears that Subway is actually a cake shop and will be taxed as such.  Yes!

That sounds a bit Irish 🤔 of course they are made with bread?