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Title: Muppetery in motion
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 September 2017, 03:39:58 pm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-shropshire-41309904/biker-who-pulled-wheelies-on-the-m6-is-jailed (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-shropshire-41309904/biker-who-pulled-wheelies-on-the-m6-is-jailed)
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: locksmith on 18 September 2017, 07:05:08 pm
Fukkin hell, just when you think you've seen it all!
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: acid drop on 18 September 2017, 07:24:38 pm
What a plank
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: YamFazFan on 18 September 2017, 07:40:57 pm
He was probably searching in the bag for where he left his common sense.

Brilliant thread title :lol
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: fazersharp on 18 September 2017, 07:49:23 pm
WHAT they " filmed by an unmarked police patrol for 16 minutes"
 16 minutes :eek why the FOC did they not pull him after 2 minutes because during that extra 14 mins he could of caused a massive pile up and I think the police would have to answer some questions 
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: steve 10562cc on 18 September 2017, 08:07:27 pm
Just what we need another p***k to make us all look like complete tools. Cheers you t****R. We all have our moments of madness on a bike but that was complete reckless stupidity.   
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: fazerscotty on 18 September 2017, 08:10:43 pm
WHAT they " filmed by an unmarked police patrol for 16 minutes"
 16 minutes :eek why the FOC did they not pull him after 2 minutes because during that extra 14 mins he could of caused a massive pile up and I think the police would have to answer some questions

Cos the plod needed the video to put on you've been framed  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: Grayo on 18 September 2017, 09:34:36 pm
Also, if a massive pile-up had occurred in that extra 14 minutes the Police footage would have "mysteriously" disappeared so as not to incriminate them.
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 September 2017, 09:58:19 pm
Although this guy is riding like a prick and there's no need for it on a motorway, how much danger were other people really in? He never hit anything he never caused anyone else to swerve etc they can throw what ifs about all day but at the end of the day I wouldnt say he put anyone in anymore danger than a car driver on their phone yet they wouldnt be jailed for it if they were caught?
A ban is definitely deserved buy I can't see the point of needless jail time
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: Nemesis on 18 September 2017, 10:39:47 pm
Think the messing with the ruckshack was more stupid, 8 months be out in 4, 3 for good behaviour we all know the rest, slot on good morning TV, maybe a book :lol
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: F4celess on 19 September 2017, 01:38:07 pm
16 minutes they followed him  :eek ... They were probably expecting him to win a Darwin award instead (given enough time).
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: celticdog on 19 September 2017, 01:49:00 pm
Definitely a few sandwiches short of a picnic. All it would have taken is a stone or a bit of debris on the road during his acrobatics and he would have been a goner.
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: Disorderlypunk on 20 September 2017, 11:59:02 am
there are places to wheelie (kind of) and the m6 is not one of them
kind of shit wheelies really aswell
maybe he was getting some practice in for elvington wheelie championship
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: steve 10562cc on 20 September 2017, 03:18:17 pm
Best he find a disused airfield and practice there HE SURE NEEDS THE PRACTICE and his sheer stupidity wont lead to a possible multi vehicle pile up there. Total  T****r
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: VNA - BMW Wank on 20 September 2017, 05:43:41 pm
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there are places to wheelie (kind of) and the m6 is not one of them

Indeed.

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how much danger were other people really in?

Dudeofrude, you ever had to slam yer brakes on on the motorway.  Don't fancy coming to a hault in my car (or on my bike for that matter) and finding some dude on a sportsbike slamming into the back of me at full speed cos he was, umm unbeliveably, rumagaging in his backpack.

But agree they followed him for 16 minutes?  And does locking him up really help him, or anybody else for that matter?  Ideally confiscate the bike, fine him 5 grand and ban him for 2 years with resitting test required.  That should make most idiots think.
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: fazersharp on 20 September 2017, 06:04:18 pm
I wonder where he is from
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: YamFazFan on 20 September 2017, 06:21:22 pm
...and the make & model of the bike?.

Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: red98 on 20 September 2017, 07:02:37 pm
I wonder where he is from










poland       :rollin
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 September 2017, 08:00:12 pm
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there are places to wheelie (kind of) and the m6 is not one of them

Indeed.

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how much danger were other people really in?

Dudeofrude, you ever had to slam yer brakes on on the motorway.  Don't fancy coming to a hault in my car (or on my bike for that matter) and finding some dude on a sportsbike slamming into the back of me at full speed cos he was, umm unbeliveably, rumagaging in his backpack.

But agree they followed him for 16 minutes?  And does locking him up really help him, or anybody else for that matter?  Ideally confiscate the bike, fine him 5 grand and ban him for 2 years with resitting test required.  That should make most idiots think.

I'd rather it be an idiot on a sportsbike that hits the back of me because he's wheelieing than a retard in a 2 tonne car because they are on their phone. As I said he more than deserves a ban and that bit with the rucksack was a special kind of stupid but I just think the jail time is unnecessary and an unfair biased punishment towards him because he's a biker.
Somebody not paying attention in a car is much more dangerous than someone on a bike yet they would have just received points and a fine if they were even caught.

On that subject I was on my way home from work earlier and at the lights a young woman pulled up behind me and as soon as she stopped had her head down in her phone. I kept an eye on her as we pulled away and she didn't even look up at the road for at least 500 yards!!! And even then it was a quick hlance then back down at the phone. That to me is far more idiot and dangerous than a wheelie any day and is also the reason I filter to the front of every single queue I can to avoid getting hit up the are by a moron like that
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: YamFazFan on 20 September 2017, 08:18:35 pm
...and the make & model of the bike?.


Oh it's in the extended story...Yamaha R6
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 20 September 2017, 08:50:25 pm

On that subject I was on my way home from work earlier and at the lights a young woman pulled up behind me and as soon as she stopped had her head down in her phone. I kept an eye on her as we pulled away and she didn't even look up at the road for at least 500 yards!!! And even then it was a quick hlance then back down at the phone. That to me is far more idiot and dangerous than a wheelie any day and is also the reason I filter to the front of every single queue I can to avoid getting hit up the are by a moron like that


I get quite worried about the bloke behind me who doesn't look where he's going for at least 500 yards because he's too busy watching the woman behind him who doesn't look up from her phone for at least 500 yards  :lol
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: fazersharp on 20 September 2017, 09:48:09 pm
I wonder where he is from











poland       :rollin

What with a name like that - are you sure - I wonder if he drives a lory with the same care, must be a polish thing -shit driving. How many have been in the news recently http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/28/pictured-crying-polish-lorry-driver-charged-causing-m1-crash/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/28/pictured-crying-polish-lorry-driver-charged-causing-m1-crash/) what is happening - why is their standard of driving not the same as other Euro country's
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: fazersharp on 20 September 2017, 09:54:04 pm
I'd rather it be an idiot on a sportsbike that hits the back of me because he's wheelieing than a retard in a 2 tonne car because they are on their phone.
The thing is if he was doing it down a suburban street he most likely would only injure himself if he came off but on a motorway it could cause a massive pile up and thats why the plod were wrong in filming him for 16 mins, they should of pulled him much earlier.
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 September 2017, 10:29:28 pm

On that subject I was on my way home from work earlier and at the lights a young woman pulled up behind me and as soon as she stopped had her head down in her phone. I kept an eye on her as we pulled away and she didn't even look up at the road for at least 500 yards!!! And even then it was a quick hlance then back down at the phone. That to me is far more idiot and dangerous than a wheelie any day and is also the reason I filter to the front of every single queue I can to avoid getting hit up the are by a moron like that


I get quite worried about the bloke behind me who doesn't look where he's going for at least 500 yards because he's too busy watching the woman behind him who doesn't look up from her phone for at least 500 yards  :lol

🤣🤣🤣
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: VNA - BMW Wank on 21 September 2017, 06:28:25 pm
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I'd rather it be an idiot on a sportsbike that hits the back of me because he's wheelieing than a retard in a 2 tonne car because they are on their phone.

Somebody not paying attention in a car is much more dangerous than someone on a bike


Dudeofrude,
 I remember a bike accident round these parts.  A nutter lost control of his fireblade on a corner, apparently the petrol tank dislodged and decapitated the driver of the car he hit as well as seriously injuring the passenger (stuck trapped inside the car with the decapitated driver.)

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Somebody not paying attention in a car is much more dangerous than someone on a bike
You cannot differentiate between the two.

Lets face it this isn’t just “muppetery in motion”, it’s supreme stupidity, selfishness and a total and utter disregard for other road users.  You are gonna get the book thrown at you if you behave like a totoal dick on the M6.

I will agree that I don’t see how a jail sentence helps anybody, unless that is that this is a repeat total muppet offence.
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: Grahamm on 21 September 2017, 11:22:15 pm
[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-shropshire-41309904/biker-who-pulled-wheelies-on-the-m6-is-jailed[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-shropshire-41309904/biker-who-pulled-wheelies-on-the-m6-is-jailed[/url])


I saw this and wondered:

a) why the hell they didn't pull him over after the first wheelie and

b) why he got a jail sentence whilst a certain Mr Rooney got a slap on the wrist and a fine that he could pay off from money down the back of his sofa for being three times over the drink-drive limit...

Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: F4celess on 22 September 2017, 09:22:17 am
I saw this and wondered:

a) why the hell they didn't pull him over after the first wheelie and

b) why he got a jail sentence whilst a certain Mr Rooney got a slap on the wrist and a fine that he could pay off from money down the back of his sofa for being three times over the drink-drive limit...

There's SO much wrong with this countries justice system. Plus it's gone so PC, it's madness....... EDITED to remove incriminating comments. I'll stop there!  :angel  :\
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: Robgosty on 22 September 2017, 11:35:14 pm
But on the bright side, when he comes out of jail that's another potential organ donor on the loose  :rolleyes
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: steve 10562cc on 23 September 2017, 09:37:13 am
He will be well schooled for life on the wrong side of the law at one of HMPs university for criminal activity. That act of complete stupidity will probably cost him his job, his life as it was before prison, and send him on a path of criminal activity. 
Title: Re: Muppetery in motion
Post by: F4celess on 23 September 2017, 10:54:18 am
But on the bright side, when he comes out of jail that's another potential organ donor on the loose  :rolleyes


Last week i bought a new motorcycle jacket (off the internet), its arrived. There's a fabric white label stitched just behind the zip which has spaces to write in your blood group, license number, a contact number, your name etc!....


Well.... thanks!  :eek  how morbid. Next they WILL be throwing in a complimentary donor card!  :rolleyes