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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #225 on: 19 August 2015, 10:56:05 pm »
What gets my goat is on motorways and A roads when people see a lorry in the far far far distance and pull out to overtake and then every one else moves out in sympathy so you can be stuck in  useless queue of trafic for 5 minutes as everyone trundles past.
Whats worse is that the lorry has moved back in but everyone has moved now and they are damn well staying there.
I did over half a mile in the inside lane at nearly legal speeds with the outside lane doing 50-55 and no one in the middle lane.
1/2 a mile well what an inconvinence. French have it down to a tee. Indicator on right up your arse  pass and then pull over until the next overtake is required. On A roads worst drivers in Europe, Toll/Motorways excellent.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #226 on: 20 August 2015, 08:26:48 pm »
Ashley on Emmerdale and his ridiculous  impression of an epileptic fit
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #227 on: 20 August 2015, 08:28:59 pm »
People who watch emmerdale.........WHY ............. :wall
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #228 on: 20 August 2015, 08:30:22 pm »
People who watch emmerdale.........WHY ............. :wall
:agree

And any other soaps! ;)
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #229 on: 20 August 2015, 09:57:30 pm »
People who watch emmerdale.........WHY ............. :wall
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And any other soaps! ;)
is that including Hollyoaks. ..... good perv to be had lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #230 on: 20 August 2015, 09:58:47 pm »
People who watch emmerdale.........WHY ............. :wall
:agree

And any other soaps! ;)
is that including Hollyoaks. ..... good perv to be had lol
Yes it does as I don't do perv stuff, I've no need to :lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #231 on: 20 August 2015, 10:32:37 pm »
People who watch emmerdale.........WHY ............. :wall


My wife watches this.....& coronation street....both on her ipad with headphones in or out of earshot....i kid you not i hate them that much.......& im not ye olde typical bloke coz i have to do all my own washing, cooking, wanking, ironing, working, dog shit picking, bin taking outing...,the lot..............sneaky thing i do is say "oh not that eastenders again" she doesnt watch Eastenders....every time she gets pissed off & has to reply "i dont watch Eastenders actually"...i know she doesnt but it is a cheap dig and shes too dull to realise :lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #232 on: 21 August 2015, 12:13:33 pm »
 i have to do all my own washing, cooking, wanking, ironing, working, dog shit picking, bin taking outing...,the lot.

I hate wives that don't do wifey things........point of order for anyone getting hitched.......foc the money, get her to do all the above in the pre nup :rolleyes

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #233 on: 21 August 2015, 01:59:10 pm »
I hope er indoors isn't reading this :eek
I think you'll be going for a pre-op if she is :rollin :rollin
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #234 on: 21 August 2015, 03:07:47 pm »
Johnny bobbit  :eek
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #235 on: 21 August 2015, 04:07:53 pm »
Johnny bobbit  :eek

I don't think you can avoid that soon or later  :lol

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #236 on: 21 August 2015, 05:30:56 pm »
What gets my goat is that I have to take the bins out and pick up the dog shit,,,makes me mad,,

I have trained her to do all the other things.(not wanking)

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #237 on: 21 August 2015, 08:06:14 pm »
Gets my goat people driving along in cars and keep braking yet the car isnt slowing down, coming up to a junction or lights on the flat the brake lights will be on for 40 meters and yet no sign of the car slowing even though its only doing 10mph anyway, and then they do stop at the lights and you could get another car in between them and the line 
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #238 on: 21 August 2015, 08:15:26 pm »
Cagers waiting until the lights have turned to green before selecting gear and releasing hand brake, even when there not on a hill    :wall
« Last Edit: 21 August 2015, 08:16:08 pm by red98 »
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #239 on: 21 August 2015, 08:27:57 pm »
Bikers who filter slowly and stop at a  "you'd get a bus through there"  tight gap, they see you but never yield and let you pass
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #240 on: 21 August 2015, 08:34:51 pm »
Lesbians.....not into men apparently, so why is there always a butch one that dresses like a bloke, I don't get it.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #241 on: 21 August 2015, 10:53:12 pm »
Idiots who sit next to you in their motor at red traffic lights who have just blatantly told their passenger "Watch this, if I nudge forward the biker will be be dumb enough to move off, hahahaha."

Yet I could finish Santa Pod's quarter mile before they get to release the hand brake.

Knobs!  :lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #242 on: 22 August 2015, 07:16:48 am »
cagers who think they can beat you at the lights   :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin










edit,that not a moan........THATS ENTERTAINMENT  :lol
« Last Edit: 22 August 2015, 07:17:51 am by red98 »
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #243 on: 22 August 2015, 07:23:59 am »
you lot got me going now  :rolleyes




manangers ,who like to think, because they have that title they then, know it all ............ :uhuh :uhuh :uhuh :wall
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #244 on: 22 August 2015, 07:26:42 am »
kids,who like to think,because they have that title they then,know it all......... :uhuh :uhuh :uhuh :uhuh      :lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #245 on: 22 August 2015, 07:29:43 am »
anyone who cant be bothered to explain what they mean when trying to tell you something.so add "do you know what i mean" at the end of a sentence.........NO I FOCCIN DONT,YOUR TELLING ME  :wall :wall :wall
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #246 on: 22 August 2015, 07:32:36 am »
use of the words    "like"   "kinda"   "so"   "innit" and (see above)     "do you know what i mean"   :grumble   
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #247 on: 22 August 2015, 07:35:03 am »
foccers who wake up grumpy and post their thoughts on the interweb  :rolleyes    :lol




i`ll STFU  now......... :lol [size=78%] [/size]
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #248 on: 22 August 2015, 08:20:56 am »
Don't think anyone's mentioned the twunts that pak next to you when the car park is f'in empty!

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #249 on: 22 August 2015, 10:44:22 am »
anyone who cant be bothered to explain what they mean when trying to tell you something.so add "do you know what i mean" at the end of a sentence.........NO I FOCCIN DONT,YOUR TELLING ME  :wall :wall :wall


I'm not sure what you mean?  :lol
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