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General => General => Topic started by: DILLIGAFF on 02 June 2018, 09:22:40 am

Title: SECOND CHILDHOOD.
Post by: DILLIGAFF on 02 June 2018, 09:22:40 am

Well after selling my beloved Fazer some years back I have now replaced it with this penis extension..... :D
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/feather-client-files-aviary-prod-us-east-1/2018-06-02/82304c2a268e480f8deda90c9ffe3b56.jpg)

Title: Re: SECOND CHILDHOOD.
Post by: Dea-ville on 02 June 2018, 10:11:15 am

I hope you're as young & as good looking as that car bud as there is nothing worse than seeing a wrinkly old scrotum sac of an old fella driving an open top piece of fanny bait like that. ;)

Title: Re: SECOND CHILDHOOD.
Post by: YamFazFan on 02 June 2018, 10:18:10 am

Is that the 2.0 or the 1.5?. What are they like to drive?. Do you think you could fit a spare wheel in the boot?.

I've been looking at the RF version with the hard roof. Fantastic looking cars :thumbup

Currently driving a Mazda 6 and it's been the best car I've ever had.

Title: Re: SECOND CHILDHOOD.
Post by: Hugh Mungus on 02 June 2018, 12:11:34 pm

That's quite a small penis extension...  :lol

Title: Re: SECOND CHILDHOOD.
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 June 2018, 01:33:29 pm

Quote from: Dea-ville on 02 June 2018, 10:11:15 am

I hope you're as young & as good looking as that car bud as there is nothing worse than seeing a wrinkly old scrotum sac of an old fella driving an open top piece of fanny bait like that. ;)

You've never met DelBoy have you?


:pokefun

Title: Re: SECOND CHILDHOOD.
Post by: dickturpin on 02 June 2018, 04:17:09 pm

That's nice.... I acquired a 2006 2.0 litre NC a couple of years ago.....us boys need our toys don't we!

Title: Re: SECOND CHILDHOOD.
Post by: DILLIGAFF on 03 June 2018, 09:03:51 am

Dea-ville...............................sorry to disappoint you. Yes I am that guy with a cap on to prevent my wrinkly old bald head from sunburn.May I refer you to my site name?
YamFaz................... its the 2.0 SPORT NAV and so far it has been fantastic fun. Don't think you could fit a spare in the boot as they are 17" profiles but you can buy a luggage rack and carry a spare on that. It does come with an emergency can of puncture repair, but it also came with 3 years free RAC breakdown cover, so, DILLIGAFF.I also originally wanted the RF but I suggest you test drive both. :)

Title: Re: SECOND CHILDHOOD.
Post by: Dea-ville on 03 June 2018, 09:52:17 am

Good on yer bud, i myself am at a certain age & have to avoid open top cars as i wear a toupee & an eye patch, plus i would have to keep my gob shut at all times as the wind would blow my false top set out.  :thumbup

Title: Re: SECOND CHILDHOOD.
Post by: Grahamm on 03 June 2018, 11:30:48 pm

Quote from: DILLIGAFF on 03 June 2018, 09:03:51 am

Yes I am that guy with a cap on to prevent my wrinkly old bald head from sunburn.

Ah, open-top sports car with head to match... :pokefun

Title: Re: SECOND CHILDHOOD.
Post by: DILLIGAFF on 04 June 2018, 09:05:53 am

:thumbup

Title: Re: SECOND CHILDHOOD.
Post by: HarryHornby on 04 June 2018, 10:27:54 am

Have you always been a hairdresser?  Or is it a career change too?  :b


Nice looking car though  :thumbup

Title: Re: SECOND CHILDHOOD.
Post by: Nemesis on 04 June 2018, 11:29:09 am

ive had a few mazdas all petrol bar one, i also wanted this model as my intials are RF, but went for the FZ1s instead i guess i will end up doing the same once my riding days are over :lol, nice colour