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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #975 on: 25 October 2016, 04:01:57 pm »
Something's got to be done about the little shits on mini bikes ,all the elderly folks now think all bikers are dickheads and are gonna ride on the pavements or graffiti bike life everywhere
I think plod should nick the parents as they bought the foccing bikes and they know the only places they can ride em is on the roads or the local green, surely that makes them an accessory or something.
Being half term it's even worse at the minute.

Get as much evidence as you can: reg numbers, photos, videos, witnesses etc and just keep bombarding the police get others to do the same thing as I was informed by a mate of mine who is an ex copper, that if they get so many people make a complaint then their policy states that they have to act on it and if they don't then take it higher up the chain of command and give them some shit.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #976 on: 25 October 2016, 11:44:18 pm »
That's sounds like a plan , I've rung them before a few times but they don't do sod all , not totally blaming plod they've got enough to do with less of em to do it with , what's really frustrating is that it'll take someone to get run down by these idiots then they'll flood the area with police ossifers.


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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #977 on: 26 October 2016, 07:52:41 am »
Cyclists with their flashing front light. Why the FOC does it need to be flashing your not at a FOCCING rave, had one this morning and nearly had a crash as it was messing with my sight and didn't see the car infront braking, luckly I had already slowed my speed due to my sight being thrown so I was able to stop without a bang.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #978 on: 27 October 2016, 06:11:53 pm »
Halloween.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #979 on: 27 October 2016, 06:39:04 pm »
Trick or treat.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #980 on: 27 October 2016, 06:56:41 pm »
Trick or treat.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


+1 to that.
I just don't get how people can just knock on your door, in a scary mask so you don't know who the fuck you're dealing with, and ask for stuff or they'll play a trick on you?
WTF.......do it any other day and it's demanding with menaces and you'd call the police!


And how is it you can get fined for dropping a cigarette on the floor, but it's absolutely fine to launch very high explosive rockets away from your own home to explode, possibly set fire to something, and litter someone elses property, or the street?
We live in a very fucked up world.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #981 on: 27 October 2016, 07:11:21 pm »
Trick or treat.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


+1 to that.
I just don't get how people can just knock on your door, in a scary mask so you don't know who the fuck you're dealing with, and ask for stuff or they'll play a trick on you?
WTF.......do it any other day and it's demanding with menaces and you'd call the police!


And how is it you can get fined for dropping a cigarette on the floor, but it's absolutely fine to launch very high explosive rockets away from your own home to explode, possibly set fire to something, and litter someone elses property, or the street?
We live in a very fucked up world.










parents teaching their kids to ask strangers for sweets       :wall       more sh*t from the good old US of A      :rolleyes
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #982 on: 27 October 2016, 07:22:21 pm »
I will have a rant at fireworks next.
But around my way trick or treat is actually ok, I took my kids around some 10 years ago and have seen how it has evolved.
Its mainly young kids with their parents waiting around the corner/ hedge/ end of the drive, we get chocolate in and sweets and dress the front of the house, its very rare to get teenagers because "trick or treat" oh yes treat ---"here's your chocolate eyeball and a jelly worm so not really very cool.
The way it works around here is that they only knock on the doors that have either a pumkin in the window or in some other way indicate trick or treaters welcome, even if you said "trick" the little ones wouldn't know what you were on about.   
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #983 on: 27 October 2016, 07:23:09 pm »
What a grumpy load of old foccers

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #984 on: 27 October 2016, 07:32:13 pm »
Fireworks, or more to the point rockets, or more to the point focing massive things that tossers send up without a care in the world where the foc the massive stick and hard plastic shell is going to fall ON MY CAR focing put a dent in the wing, anything over the size of a candy floss stick should be banned, these things are about 1/4 inch thick wood and 4 foot long. I also had one stuck in sharp halls gutter. We get it in october with de-wali and it seems that the bigger bang you can get means you are more respected in "your society"  ;) because it shows that you can afford the biggest.     
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #985 on: 27 October 2016, 07:37:09 pm »
You lot have set me off now

Putting the clocks back.
Every year people moan that we should not do it or go double in the summer so the effect in winter is not so bad. My goat get is that there is no point moaning on the day they go back as thats too late, there needs to be a concerted effort before hand. Same as the January rail fair increase they only moan on the day and not when it is announced some months befor     
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #986 on: 27 October 2016, 08:26:48 pm »
What a grumpy load of old foccers

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #987 on: 28 October 2016, 12:10:14 am »
What a grumpy load of old foccers

 :rolleyes


Bang your address up Tommy mate - we'll see if we can change your mind. 1500 kids to fork out for  :lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #988 on: 28 October 2016, 06:02:40 am »
I will have a rant at fireworks next.
But around my way trick or treat is actually ok, I took my kids around some 10 years ago and have seen how it has evolved.
Its mainly young kids with their parents waiting around the corner/ hedge/ end of the drive, we get chocolate in and sweets and dress the front of the house, its very rare to get teenagers because "trick or treat" oh yes treat ---"here's your chocolate eyeball and a jelly worm so not really very cool.
The way it works around here is that they only knock on the doors that have either a pumkin in the window or in some other way indicate trick or treaters welcome, even if you said "trick" the little ones wouldn't know what you were on about.   


Trick or treat is okay?
What area do you live in?



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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #989 on: 28 October 2016, 06:07:45 am »
What a grumpy load of old foccers

 :rolleyes


And proud of it......

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #990 on: 28 October 2016, 06:38:55 am »
Going to work in the dark....coming home in the dark... :(
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #991 on: 28 October 2016, 07:10:38 am »
Going to work in the dark....coming home in the dark... :(


I take it you're not enjoying your new mining job then?  :lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #992 on: 28 October 2016, 07:35:41 am »
Work colleges putting an empty bottle of milk back in the fridge, lazy assholes
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #993 on: 28 October 2016, 07:55:50 am »
Intolerance   :rolleyes

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« Reply #994 on: 28 October 2016, 09:17:52 am »
Going to work in the dark....coming home in the dark... :(


Oh! Retirement is so good, now what shall I do today? Mmmmm I think I will lay here for another hour then get up have a spot of brekkie, Oh! the wife just brought up a cup of tea and some toast, thank you dear.
Looks a nice day out there, might go fly fishing with my mate 'WildPlum' that would be nice, spot of lunch at the pub a pint or two then back for an afternoons fishing. :whip
Oh! is it dark in the mornings now? The sun seems to be shining when I get up.  :lol


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« Reply #995 on: 28 October 2016, 11:43:12 am »
I will have a rant at fireworks next.
But around my way trick or treat is actually ok, I took my kids around some 10 years ago and have seen how it has evolved.
Its mainly young kids with their parents waiting around the corner/ hedge/ end of the drive, we get chocolate in and sweets and dress the front of the house, its very rare to get teenagers because "trick or treat" oh yes treat ---"here's your chocolate eyeball and a jelly worm so not really very cool.
The way it works around here is that they only knock on the doors that have either a pumkin in the window or in some other way indicate trick or treaters welcome, even if you said "trick" the little ones wouldn't know what you were on about.   


Trick or treat is okay?
What area do you live in?


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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #996 on: 28 October 2016, 02:56:54 pm »
Another ex-Fazer rider that is a foccer again

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #997 on: 28 October 2016, 03:18:00 pm »
Some might actually think twiglets covered in chocolate would be quite nice, I dont like twiglets but covered in choc might just make them palatable
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #998 on: 28 October 2016, 06:37:23 pm »
You still have time to make these
http://www.ollis-brown.co.uk/2008Halloweentreats.htm



Marvellous stuff.
I'd probably get stabbed to death by some irate gypsy parent, but that is my way of thinking.  :lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #999 on: 28 October 2016, 10:23:46 pm »
Going to work in the dark....coming home in the dark... :(


Oh! Retirement is so good, now what shall I do today? Mmmmm I think I will lay here for another hour then get up have a spot of brekkie, Oh! the wife just brought up a cup of tea and some toast, thank you dear.
Looks a nice day out there, might go fly fishing with my mate 'WildPlum' that would be nice, spot of lunch at the pub a pint or two then back for an afternoons fishing. :whip
Oh! is it dark in the mornings now? The sun seems to be shining when I get up.  :lol


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