Date: 28-03-24  Time: 16:21 pm

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #475 on: 01 December 2015, 11:53:31 am »
watching the news last night and they're banging on how models have to be thin and that some are too thin

they cut to a plump middle aged boss of "VOGUE" magazine and ask her who's to blame/responsible for putting pressure on models to be skeletons (paraphrasing here) and she says......ummmmm, I don't know


it's YOU, you foccin bitch, you don't buy your clothes off the peg in Primani so get a foccin grip and own up. You're not a stick insect so these big fashion houses obviously make clothes to fit fat foccers like you.......no need for malnourished girls to wear their clobber in the first place, just get normal sized 8/10/12/4 sized girls etc even though you looked a size 14/16

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #476 on: 01 December 2015, 12:45:19 pm »
I do like it when peoples goats get propper got. Makes me feel better about my own rants  :D

The whole fashion industry is FUBAR for sure
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #477 on: 01 December 2015, 03:24:42 pm »
Foccing every bastard thing today!  :o .......I'm trying to stop smoking  :'(

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #478 on: 01 December 2015, 07:52:02 pm »
having to deal with this kind of crap.........'because the teachers are too busy'

The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people's money!

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #479 on: 01 December 2015, 08:03:02 pm »
having to deal with this kind of crap.........'because the teachers are too busy'


Bet you're sick of it  :lol

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #480 on: 01 December 2015, 08:29:53 pm »
Like the boss said, the pay is crap but it's all you can eat
The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people's money!

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #481 on: 01 December 2015, 08:31:06 pm »
having to deal with this kind of crap.........'because the teachers are too busy'




Well if you had got to the bogs in time you wouldn't have to clear it up off the floor!!
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #482 on: 03 December 2015, 10:27:37 pm »
Ars3hole in a big white Mercedes decides to close the gap between him and a big fuck off truck while I was legitimately filtering through traffic on a 3 lane A road. He did it INTENTIONALLY, just before I reached him.  :grumble Had to slam on brakes hard luckily speed was only around 20mph. Almost lost it- not the bike, my temper. "FUCKING NUTCASE YOU FUCKING NUTCASE ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME ARE YOU FOR REAL YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE ARESEHOLE" he wisely decided to role his window back up after my tirade, I've obviously mellowed in my old age, resisted the urge to put my boot into the driver door ffs some people!
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #483 on: 04 December 2015, 09:40:41 am »
Ars3hole in a big white Mercedes decides to close the gap between him and a big fuck off truck while I was legitimately filtering through traffic on a 3 lane A road. He did it INTENTIONALLY, just before I reached him.  :grumble Had to slam on brakes hard luckily speed was only around 20mph. Almost lost it- not the bike, my temper. "FUCKING NUTCASE YOU FUCKING NUTCASE ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME ARE YOU FOR REAL YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE ARESEHOLE" he wisely decided to role his window back up after my tirade, I've obviously mellowed in my old age, resisted the urge to put my boot into the driver door ffs some people!
Ive seen that quite a few times - they just hate it when they see you filtering along while they are stuck in the line, I usually say thank you and go around the other side of them in the gap they have just made there, if it takes me past the drivers side it gives me a chance to give them the slow head shake   
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #484 on: 09 December 2015, 05:44:59 pm »
One foccing day I am going to murder a cyclist, today I nearly hit a dickhead on one who decided to dive across two lanes without a cursory glance behind  or to the side and then went straight across a pelican when the lights where on red., best thing was he had a helmet cam so he could probably upload bad driving to youtube the foccing tosser.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #485 on: 09 December 2015, 06:53:28 pm »
Drivers of trucks with the body of the truck wider than the cab and no marker lights :grumble

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #486 on: 09 December 2015, 07:17:33 pm »
Drivers of trucks with the body of the truck wider than the cab and no marker lights :grumble
Well that rules me out :angel

But I know what you mean, I meet some of these idiots on single carriageways and it's pretty scary when you realise that the load is hanging out somewhat. :eek
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #487 on: 09 December 2015, 08:39:07 pm »
Met one of these arseholes driving an enclosed rigid truck on the way home this evening coming towards me on our unlit "just wide enough in places for the Fazer and a truck" road, in the pissing rain and howling wind. Had to stop and when I looked behind at it, he had one near side rear light and no marker lights.  :grumble Just as well it was white in colour.

Just glad I was on one of the wider parts of the road when I met him.


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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #488 on: 09 December 2015, 08:49:05 pm »
Met one of these arseholes driving an enclosed rigid truck on the way home this evening coming towards me on our unlit "just wide enough in places for the Fazer and a truck" road, in the pissing rain and howling wind. Had to stop and when I looked behind at it, he had one near side rear light and no marker lights.  :grumble Just as well it was white in colour.

Just glad I was on one of the wider parts of the road when I met him.
Ahh, think I've just clicked onto what you mean.
Your not meaning a load over the width of the truck, your meaning that the truck just didn't have any marker lights??
So basically the driver hasn't checked his lights, or if he has, he's not bothered to fix them before he drives off.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #489 on: 09 December 2015, 10:18:11 pm »
One foccing day I am going to murder a cyclist, today I nearly hit a dickhead on one who decided to dive across two lanes without a cursory glance behind  or to the side and then went straight across a pelican when the lights where on red., best thing was he had a helmet cam so he could probably upload bad driving to youtube the foccing tosser.
:agree Had one this morning who by looking over his shoulder automatically activated his forcefield - feckin twat  :grumble
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #490 on: 16 December 2015, 11:49:21 am »
Motorway warning signs that cry wolf. Central reservation signs saying 50 for 4 miles then an overhead sign saying Animals In Road, then 1/4 mile further on End. No sign of any animals and probably never were.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #491 on: 16 December 2015, 12:46:12 pm »
FOC-U christmas theme. :lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #492 on: 16 December 2015, 01:03:13 pm »
:agree
Another ex-Fazer rider that is a foccer again

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #493 on: 16 December 2015, 02:34:39 pm »
 :agree x2


Another place I have to have it rammed down my throat  :rolleyes

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #494 on: 16 December 2015, 03:44:00 pm »
I want to know where I can get one of those hats for my fairing.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #495 on: 16 December 2015, 05:31:07 pm »
:agree x2


Another place I have to have it rammed down my throat  :rolleyes

Same here coupled with it not displaying properly so it's fucking hard to read.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #496 on: 16 December 2015, 08:27:13 pm »
 :agree
Im ok with the theme an all but it defiantly is smaller I have noticed that yesterday some pictures did fit but now they go off the edges and you need to scroll them
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #497 on: 16 December 2015, 08:46:36 pm »
:agree
Im ok with the theme an all but it defiantly is smaller I have noticed that yesterday some pictures did fit but now they go off the edges and you need to scroll them

Agreed, even on my laptop the pictures were pretty useless.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #498 on: 17 December 2015, 12:14:49 pm »
:agree
Im ok with the theme an all but it defiantly is smaller I have noticed that yesterday some pictures did fit but now they go off the edges and you need to scroll them
I get this most of the time with using an iPad. Some people put pictures up that are that big it's a real pain to view them.
Oh and the Christmas theme is nice and festive but it is smaller and harder to read the white on blue  :'(  and it's not optimised very well for iPad as some of the text is overlapping.
« Last Edit: 17 December 2015, 12:16:36 pm by Freck »

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #499 on: 17 December 2015, 09:54:24 pm »
Motorway warning signs that cry wolf.

 :agree :thumbup