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General / Whoever posts last is best
« on: 10 August 2019, 02:36:15 pm »
That will be me then  :)

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General / Whoever Posts Last is Best
« on: 06 August 2018, 10:42:17 pm »
 :lol

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Bonjour
« on: 06 August 2018, 10:31:41 pm »
Hi all

It's been a while since you were graced with my company. Seeing as I am now officially incontinent apparently this is the place  to be!
Bought the grubbiest FZ1 in the world last week but by the time I am finished she will be a decent looking old girl.
I don't suppose anyone has a right hand fairing infill for an FZ1S?

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General / Random Old Guard Post
« on: 11 August 2017, 09:24:23 pm »
It's black and it's slower than blue..red is the colour of STOP, Yellow ..it's going backward, Silver ..metal coloured paint best saved for fire escapes.

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For Sale & Wanted / Wanted
« on: 06 August 2016, 12:22:01 pm »
Mk1 'Box eye' FZS600

(RH or LH viewed as sitting on the bike and facing forwards)

Fuel tank bolts front and rear
LH Headlamp connector and rubber shroud cable back to connector
RHS Tail fairing in black
Front fairing - ideally undamaged and black (I have a slightly damaged black one but easier just to get a whole one if possible)
Tank cover in black
Engine bars in black

Anyone?


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General / Anyone near 'ULL?
« on: 25 January 2015, 05:09:37 pm »
Hi all is there anyone near Hull who (for a small fee) could pick up a fairing for me if I buy it on ebay? Ends in a couple of hours so a very very long shot I know.
Cheers...Oh and let the ribbing commence.

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General / Surreal
« on: 08 December 2014, 10:32:46 pm »
My daughter (20 years old) has just announced that Henry the hoover has a very sneaky look about him....like he wants to sneak up on you in the dark...

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General / Thanks
« on: 07 December 2014, 11:02:48 pm »
To the fucking moron who has reversed into my car and wrecked the front bumper. It's nice to know that in the season of goodwill you fucked off without so much as a mention..yes you have got away with it this time...I do however pray that the fates deliver you a dose of dysentery.
Strangely not angry..I must have my philosophical head on  :rolleyes

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Messages for Users / Admins
« on: 29 November 2014, 02:14:27 pm »
What's the scoop with the 'Main template wont load' message after each post? also duplicating posts?

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General / Free travel in Europe
« on: 29 November 2014, 11:50:01 am »
I see Camerloon is on his soap box again..quite like the idea of using a JCB to clean up Dover but suspect that isn't the correct analogy. Despite his hat full of promises being an utter waste of time (told you so Jocks) and the Scots being empowered to raise their own taxes which will equal  a year on year reduction in Westminster contribution - I hope they match that percentage with an equal percentage on oil revenues which is then paid direct to Holyrood (read fat chance Jocks, you had you chance and got stiffened by your own) Just watch the 'Big Hoose' prices tumble as supertax comes back in the north....

Anyhoo - Immigration and benefits seeing as I am currently a UK citizen ....Free travel in the European Union should be a given no problem with it at all and anyone who does is frankly blinkered. When we talk about all the benefit scroungers there is a very simple solution...yes they may come however there must be an international accord which says that if we pay their benefits that the bill goes back to country of origin and that goes for second generation also. So simply put Johnny foreigner if you want to live off the British state somewhere whose name most likely ends in 'Stan' or 'ia' should be paying the bill, bet they start to fix their leaky borders when they have to pay (as they should - for 'their people) I would include political refugees in this ...

Discuss - I suspect many will disagree ...

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General / 2008 s2 Tyre recommendations
« on: 17 November 2014, 10:37:57 pm »
Hi any recommendations for replacement tyres for an S2?

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General / Any idea re Rugby scores
« on: 08 November 2014, 09:08:02 pm »
 :lol Scotland's next conquest Crawley under 15s

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General / What happened to?
« on: 04 November 2014, 11:37:03 pm »
The idea for having a thread for Foccers no longer with us...or was that just a FB thing?

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General / Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
« on: 04 November 2014, 11:21:18 pm »
And whoever posts last is best  :rollin

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General / Whoever Posts Last is best
« on: 04 November 2014, 11:09:49 pm »
Ahh happy days :rollin

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General / I have let you down
« on: 04 November 2014, 10:08:32 pm »
Brethen....I feel that perhaps the time has come to up my post count and get the winding up stick out of retirement. Having viewed the very sedate pages that are FOC-U 2014 I am reminded of the 'Good old days' and the hilarity that can be generated with a few well aimed cyber kicks in the spuds...
Someone recently said 'bring back the flame pit' I always thought that was where your posts got sent as a well earned purgatory for a well executed 'baiting' ...kinda like you knew when you had 'made it' .... :rollin

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Messages for Users / Maori Meldrum
« on: 01 November 2014, 10:47:37 pm »
Twat! - Message ends xx :rollin

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General / Taahh dahhh
« on: 19 September 2014, 11:21:05 pm »
Got the 70,000th post in 'General' :lol

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General / Countdown
« on: 19 September 2014, 11:08:52 pm »
Adult version? Jimmy Carr's laugh...is it just me that wants to slap him silly?

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General / Go on then
« on: 09 September 2014, 11:15:35 pm »
That is all

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FZ6 / Fazer / S2 Eurofazer peeps
« on: 06 June 2014, 09:40:37 pm »
Any of you guys experienced uber twitchy handling - bike twitching from the rear over white lines IN THE DRY!! More to the point has anyone found a cure for it?

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General / Coil pack wiring
« on: 24 July 2013, 10:40:45 pm »
 Anyone able to tell me the connection order for low tension leads FZS600? ie from the No 1 cylinder end what order to the cables attach to coil packs...or a photo would be good? Ta muchly

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General / Quick help needed
« on: 09 July 2013, 08:18:30 pm »
FZS600 Air box to carb rubbers (not the cylinder to carb) They are marked 1s and 2s however I can't figure if there's a discernible reason why ..or which goes where. It is proving a ball ache to line up though. Also if some kind soul could check to see if the 'ridges' which run along the rubbers go top and bottom or horizontally this would also help.
Thanks

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General / Quick question
« on: 08 May 2013, 11:01:57 pm »
Are FZS Inlet stubs (Carb to head) interchangeable - ie can a left hand outer be swapped for a left hand inner kind of thing?

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General / Itch
« on: 30 May 2012, 05:41:07 pm »
Scottish Midges -vs- English b457ard1ng mossies.....discuss...
 
(Lumps on legs look like bliddy suppurating golf balls)
 
 :wall

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