than an eighty

and Fanny cheese

Oh deer deer deer.

Bob

grapes removed with

patent fanny patting

Submarine

Corbyn and May decide to go out and meet voters in the country areas, so they go to an outfitters in London and buy tweed clothing, sturdy brogue type shoes and hire a Labrador dog thinking they will be just like country folk.
they stop off at a village pub in the Cotswolds to have a drink and meet some of the locals.
They are standing at the bar with their dog and every now and then someone from the other side of the bar comes round and lifts their dogs tail, mutter to themselves and return to the other side of the bar.
Corbyn asks the bar man if that is a country tradition, the bar man says "Nah  mate I'll ask them why", he returns a couple of minutes later and says "someone over there said there is a dog at the other side of the bar with two fukin arseholes"

Trolley

lulled into a

Klackers

Planes