Chinese Hurrymoon

A young Chinese couple get married.
   
 She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't
 know that.
 On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her
 husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and
 tries to be reassuring.
   
 "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry
 frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting
 juss
 anyting you want. You juss ask.
 Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly,
 which
 he hopes will impress her.
   
 A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently and eagerly for
 her
 request.
 She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have
 heard about from other girls... Nummaa 69."
 More thoughtful silence but this time from him. Eventually, in a
 puzzled tone he asks her..
   
   
 "You want... Garlic
  Chicken with corrifrowa?"

you want bad........

what game can you play with a wombat ????

wom !!!

thanks
the link looks handy
it would be magistrates i would think

we all have had some degree of layoff for personal reasons. I know how much pleasure ( and pain) a bike can bring. I am glad I kept going. Have had some incredible rides and experiences in last 15 yrs, which I would not trade for the world.
I think there is a novelty with bikes for sure, and maybe I have got through all the " firsts" eg first trackday, first kneedown, first foreign tour, tec. But feel now I am just enjoying being on my bike for the " freedom" and easy performance it brings.Nothing can explain just why wew rid ebikes I am sure, but I am happy every time I swing the leg over even if its just a quick local ride.
 
Hang up ur leathers if it suits, but dont write off ones biking career for an isolated incident.

so true
definitely won't be the last time i ride, just not right to do so now.
might even try and get back into motocross 

no worries all
my life was in a very different (and dark) place when i got the bike and i used it as an escape from reality.
i am in a hugely better place now and i used the bike as a toy and "because it was there".
it won't stop me for long, just long enough to make sure the kids are sorted and the g/f is well provided for should the worst happen.
if i get the chance i'll have another quick blast before hanging the leathers up.
and yes, i'll still be lurking on here 

put this in naughty corner by mistake 

no blonde jokes please...

http://i.imgur.com/gpALGIH.gif

oh go on then

some time back i can remember seeing a motovlog where a biker was explaining some of the differences between the meanings of words in english and american.
have been trying to find it to show the boss, but can't find it 
he did a later one on english vs yorkshire ways of saying things.
if anyone can help me find this i would be really grateful as it is soooooo annoying !
thanks

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
 
 This is how it manifests itself: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice letters on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.
 
 I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table,  Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, then notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first... But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
 
 I take my cheque book off the table, and see that there is only one cheque left. My extra cheques are
 in my desk in the study, So I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I'd been
 drinking. I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside So that I don't accidentally knock it over.
 
 The Pepsi is getting warm, so I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, A vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water.
 I put the Pepsi on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
 
 I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote on the kitchen table. I realise that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
 
 I pour some water on the flowers, but spill some on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
 
 At the end of the day: The car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter, the flowers don't have enough water, there is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,  I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I'm really tired.
 
 I realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....
 
 Do me a favour. forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember who I've sent it to.
 
 Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!
 
 P.S. I don't remember who sent it to me, so if it was you, I'm sorry.
 
 A.A.A.D.D. -
 KNOW THE
 SYMPTOMS!

A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around.
If you come into contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWORK Medicine" (RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter" (BEER) or "Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen" (VODKA).
Please repost to raise awareness !!!!!!!

thanks for the replies
i am currently 39, and in east yorkshire (bridlington) but planning to move closer to Hull for family reasons.
i enjoy working with computers too (build, upgrade and repair mine) and don't mind getting my hands dirty (grew up on a farm).
done various jobs since leaving finance (about 10 years ago) like driving a tanker lorry, felling trees, bricklaying, etc.
had thought about plumbing / electrician etc. as i am fairly handy on that front.
im really just after something more interesting than moving boxes about ! 

Quote from: chunk166 on 30 July 2013, 06:39:57 pm

Are they bolted to the radiator? I was going to do the same but didn't know if they would be seen there but they look alright 

Same here.
 
Any close up pcitures of them fitted??? 

pics below
and yes, i know, my bike needs cleaning!

Details running lights mounting #1

running lights mounting #1

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running lights mounting #2

not seen it but it's insured so must be on the road and not with a dealer?

how can you tell it's insured ?

did something similar on mine a while back.
the camera i used was rubbish and makes them look much "bluer" than they are.

Details running lights

running lights