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Title: Three word story
Post by: Looney tune on 08 August 2014, 08:37:54 am
Seen this elsewhere and thought I would put it on here. Add to the story with only 3 words, I'll start it off.


Once upon a …..
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Post by: adeejaysdelight on 08 August 2014, 08:40:21 am
In a land
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Post by: stevierst on 08 August 2014, 09:08:14 am
Far, far, away
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Post by: bigbluebear on 08 August 2014, 09:16:11 am
in a cave
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Post by: richfzs on 08 August 2014, 09:18:51 am
Eating a mammoth
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Post by: darrsi on 08 August 2014, 09:40:20 am
was a yeti
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Post by: Robbie8666 on 08 August 2014, 09:48:40 am
with a big
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Post by: Kosmic Kartman on 08 August 2014, 10:40:49 am
knife and fork.
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Post by: kawasutra on 08 August 2014, 10:48:50 am
After his meal
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 11:23:19 am
was his last.
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Post by: darrsi on 08 August 2014, 11:37:59 am
cigarette he smoked
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 11:46:50 am
because he died.
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Post by: tex on 08 August 2014, 11:50:22 am

 then he rose
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Post by: Jamieg285 on 08 August 2014, 12:10:01 pm
and decided to
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 12:16:48 pm
To eat something
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 12:18:51 pm
less fatal instead
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 12:21:43 pm
Which was quite
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Post by: stevierst on 08 August 2014, 12:24:18 pm
Annoying because he
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 12:26:25 pm
really liked cyanide
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Post by: darrsi on 08 August 2014, 12:58:44 pm
but chose sweetcorn
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Post by: Jamieg285 on 08 August 2014, 01:00:12 pm
which made him
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Post by: dazza on 08 August 2014, 01:05:00 pm
die. The End.
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Post by: robby boy on 08 August 2014, 01:09:57 pm
Suddenly his wife
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 01:14:45 pm
Cheered thank fook
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Post by: richfzs on 08 August 2014, 02:25:32 pm
And phoned his
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Post by: lew600fazer on 08 August 2014, 02:35:35 pm
Bank manager to
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Post by: bigbluebear on 08 August 2014, 02:55:05 pm
rekindle their affair
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Post by: Jamieg285 on 08 August 2014, 02:59:19 pm
with the strange
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Post by: richfzs on 08 August 2014, 03:03:18 pm
Growth on his
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Post by: dazza on 08 August 2014, 03:08:06 pm
bell end. Meanwhile
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 03:08:50 pm
the undertaker drained
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Post by: bigbluebear on 08 August 2014, 03:14:28 pm
and took advantage
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Post by: Looney tune on 08 August 2014, 03:16:01 pm
of his wife
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Post by: bigbluebear on 08 August 2014, 03:19:10 pm
by pumping her
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Post by: bigralphie on 08 August 2014, 03:19:31 pm
in all holes
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Post by: Looney tune on 08 August 2014, 03:20:04 pm
very full of
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Post by: Looney tune on 08 August 2014, 03:21:05 pm
shovel baked pizza !!!!!
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Post by: bigbluebear on 08 August 2014, 03:23:38 pm
that dribbled out
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Post by: Jamieg285 on 08 August 2014, 03:28:00 pm
to form a
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Post by: Oldgit on 08 August 2014, 03:29:58 pm
a grotesque new
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Post by: bigralphie on 08 August 2014, 03:32:05 pm
modern art exhibit
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 03:35:45 pm
Which looked quite
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Post by: clayt74 on 08 August 2014, 03:48:07 pm
Cold melted cheese
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Post by: Jamieg285 on 08 August 2014, 03:49:55 pm
covered with green
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Post by: bigbluebear on 08 August 2014, 03:53:35 pm
jelly like goo
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Post by: Jamieg285 on 08 August 2014, 03:56:08 pm
which smelled like
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Post by: bigbluebear on 08 August 2014, 03:57:59 pm
rancid fanny juice
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Post by: Jamieg285 on 08 August 2014, 04:00:54 pm
and tasted of
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 04:05:16 pm
Chicken curry sauce
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Post by: clayt74 on 08 August 2014, 04:06:07 pm
Out of date
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Post by: bigbluebear on 08 August 2014, 04:09:03 pm
undertaker promptly puked
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Post by: Jamieg285 on 08 August 2014, 04:11:41 pm
all over the
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Post by: bigbluebear on 08 August 2014, 04:13:27 pm
poor womans fanny
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Post by: Jamieg285 on 08 August 2014, 04:14:56 pm
which started to
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Post by: bigbluebear on 08 August 2014, 04:15:35 pm
resemble a custard
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Post by: Jamieg285 on 08 August 2014, 04:17:14 pm
cremes and a
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Post by: clayt74 on 08 August 2014, 04:18:42 pm
Carrot pavement pizza
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 04:28:52 pm
that a tramp
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 04:35:14 pm
Would happily munch
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 04:35:44 pm
with a straw
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Post by: peterjca on 08 August 2014, 04:51:41 pm
unless he used
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 05:03:19 pm
a tea strainer
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Post by: stevierst on 08 August 2014, 05:05:15 pm
Pulled from his
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Post by: mickvp on 08 August 2014, 05:14:09 pm
Spongy prison pocket
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 05:16:56 pm
with free sweetcorn
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 05:20:45 pm
Sir with that
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 05:27:27 pm
carrots aren't problematic
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Post by: dickturpin on 08 August 2014, 05:34:41 pm
Try adding snot
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2014, 05:41:44 pm
, helps it slide
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Post by: Shytalk on 08 August 2014, 05:52:41 pm
in easily to
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Post by: mickvp on 08 August 2014, 06:10:52 pm
the really squidgy
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 06:20:23 pm
Side of the
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Post by: peterjca on 08 August 2014, 06:56:15 pm
dark and warm
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 07:34:38 pm
Room with a
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Post by: dickturpin on 08 August 2014, 08:06:48 pm
smelly en-suite
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 09:15:10 pm
Which is a
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Post by: stevierst on 08 August 2014, 09:27:34 pm
Luxury compared to
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 09:40:53 pm
The Casino Royal
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Post by: lew600fazer on 08 August 2014, 10:15:52 pm
selling cheap beer
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 10:21:50 pm
Out the back
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Post by: noggythenog on 08 August 2014, 10:27:52 pm



Of her sphincter

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Post by: peterjca on 08 August 2014, 10:35:32 pm
which she lovingly
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Post by: dickturpin on 08 August 2014, 10:36:50 pm
painted with creosote
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Post by: peterjca on 08 August 2014, 10:38:12 pm
allowing her to
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Post by: dickturpin on 08 August 2014, 11:01:02 pm
avoid premature rotting
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Post by: Rexr on 08 August 2014, 11:48:34 pm
Which is handy
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Post by: midden on 09 August 2014, 12:00:47 am
for all those
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Post by: Rexr on 09 August 2014, 12:58:41 am
Dodgy dealings shes
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Post by: robby boy on 09 August 2014, 01:16:24 am
dealing from her

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Post by: mickvp on 09 August 2014, 02:13:30 am
Manky looking snatch,
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Post by: slimwilly on 09 August 2014, 06:16:22 am
When she went
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Post by: midden on 09 August 2014, 08:05:13 am
shopping at Iceland
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Post by: stevierst on 09 August 2014, 08:08:14 am
For a cucumber
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Post by: lew600fazer on 09 August 2014, 08:21:17 am
for a Salad
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Post by: Rexr on 09 August 2014, 09:22:29 am
She bumped into
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Post by: robby boy on 09 August 2014, 09:50:25 am
a huge walrus

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Post by: midden on 09 August 2014, 10:02:46 am
named erry atona
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Post by: dickturpin on 09 August 2014, 10:34:21 am
Three foccers came
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Post by: bigbluebear on 09 August 2014, 10:56:46 am
On her face
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Post by: midden on 09 August 2014, 11:14:28 am
while whistling dixie
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Post by: lew600fazer on 09 August 2014, 12:05:36 pm
bunch of perverts
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Post by: midden on 09 August 2014, 01:25:23 pm
holding sausage rolls
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Post by: keithfzs1000 on 09 August 2014, 01:38:40 pm
with their anus

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Post by: midden on 09 August 2014, 01:59:59 pm
meanwhile somewhere abroad
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Post by: Oldgit on 09 August 2014, 02:00:49 pm
A German Pervert
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 August 2014, 03:15:05 pm
pulled a sausage
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Post by: dickturpin on 09 August 2014, 03:52:25 pm
roll out of
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Post by: slimwilly on 09 August 2014, 04:23:15 pm
the gamekeepers bag

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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 August 2014, 04:25:59 pm
he keeps his
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Post by: dickturpin on 09 August 2014, 06:01:05 pm
darkest secrets there!
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 August 2014, 06:39:20 pm
just like Fritzl
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Post by: Rexr on 09 August 2014, 06:48:53 pm
That fooking perv
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Post by: Oldgit on 09 August 2014, 07:47:21 pm
from near Thornhill.
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Post by: Rexr on 09 August 2014, 07:55:22 pm
The wild west
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 August 2014, 09:06:46 pm
of Southampton town
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Post by: Rexr on 09 August 2014, 09:55:45 pm
Where Clint lives
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Post by: Oldgit on 10 August 2014, 10:46:47 am
in a hole
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Post by: Rexr on 10 August 2014, 10:49:41 am
Just outside Bolton
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 August 2014, 12:57:45 pm
the shittiest town
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Post by: Rexr on 10 August 2014, 01:17:29 pm
In England so
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Post by: darrsi on 10 August 2014, 03:06:00 pm
while i was
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Post by: mickvp on 10 August 2014, 03:13:01 pm
having a shite
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Post by: darrsi on 10 August 2014, 03:32:02 pm
and a shave
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 August 2014, 03:35:18 pm
I slashed my
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Post by: Rexr on 10 August 2014, 04:17:26 pm
Eyebrow and it
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Post by: darrsi on 10 August 2014, 04:32:59 pm
totally bled everywhere
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Post by: dickturpin on 10 August 2014, 05:24:22 pm
just like a
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Post by: Rexr on 10 August 2014, 06:20:40 pm
A eyebrow would
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Post by: lew600fazer on 10 August 2014, 07:50:28 pm
given a whack
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Post by: Rexr on 10 August 2014, 07:56:17 pm
With a bat
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Post by: dickturpin on 10 August 2014, 08:10:56 pm
Brian then woke
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Post by: Rexr on 10 August 2014, 08:16:48 pm
With a banging
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Post by: stevierst on 10 August 2014, 08:49:49 pm
Housewife wearing nothing
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Post by: dickturpin on 10 August 2014, 09:32:25 pm
again......randy sod
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Post by: robby boy on 10 August 2014, 09:44:02 pm
he took out
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Post by: Frosties on 10 August 2014, 09:54:28 pm
a leather belt
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Post by: Rexr on 11 August 2014, 12:41:23 am
With the idea
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Post by: darrsi on 11 August 2014, 01:39:02 am
that he could
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Post by: Exupnut on 11 August 2014, 05:16:06 am
Lash her bangers
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Post by: Rexr on 11 August 2014, 08:26:02 am
Together for fun
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Post by: Oldgit on 11 August 2014, 09:56:49 am
the belt wasn't
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 August 2014, 09:58:35 am
big enough to
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Post by: lew600fazer on 11 August 2014, 01:23:42 pm
hold your pants
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Post by: bigbluebear on 11 August 2014, 01:38:48 pm
and out fell
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Post by: Rexr on 11 August 2014, 02:10:32 pm
Out onto her
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Post by: bigbluebear on 11 August 2014, 02:20:05 pm
soaking wet snatch
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Post by: Ebme Geek on 11 August 2014, 02:52:05 pm
and slipped off
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Post by: bigbluebear on 11 August 2014, 02:53:05 pm
and hit his
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Post by: Ebme Geek on 11 August 2014, 02:58:59 pm
helmet on the
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Post by: Rexr on 11 August 2014, 03:34:59 pm
Shelf below the
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Post by: Ebme Geek on 11 August 2014, 03:56:12 pm
curtains, he shoved
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 August 2014, 04:32:13 pm
his head in
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Post by: Rexr on 11 August 2014, 07:11:21 pm
A brand new
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Post by: acid drop on 11 August 2014, 07:14:10 pm
land rover discovery
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Post by: Rexr on 11 August 2014, 08:03:18 pm
As he always
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Post by: Frosties on 11 August 2014, 08:19:18 pm
liked the smell
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Post by: Rexr on 11 August 2014, 09:15:20 pm
On the gearknob
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Post by: lew600fazer on 11 August 2014, 10:37:48 pm
some wankers here
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 August 2014, 10:39:57 pm
over there too
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Post by: lew600fazer on 11 August 2014, 10:42:20 pm
always about sex

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Post by: Rexr on 12 August 2014, 12:20:05 am
When they should
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Post by: Oldgit on 12 August 2014, 09:38:53 am
never comment on
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Post by: Rexr on 12 August 2014, 11:35:02 am
Bikes they own
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 August 2014, 01:00:26 pm
unless its good
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Post by: Rexr on 12 August 2014, 01:57:24 pm
Weather to Brag
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 August 2014, 01:58:03 pm
about Fazer virtues
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Post by: Rexr on 12 August 2014, 02:19:14 pm
That everyone enjoys
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 August 2014, 02:24:42 pm
unless its blue
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Post by: bigbluebear on 12 August 2014, 02:34:51 pm
Then its porn
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 August 2014, 02:49:44 pm
not good porn
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Post by: Rexr on 12 August 2014, 03:07:14 pm
So everyone does
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Post by: bigbluebear on 12 August 2014, 03:53:59 pm
agree its about
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Post by: Rexr on 12 August 2014, 04:24:12 pm
Bikes not porn
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 August 2014, 05:08:23 pm
or beef curtains?
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Post by: Rexr on 12 August 2014, 05:28:37 pm
Or flowery curtains
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Post by: bigbluebear on 12 August 2014, 05:29:57 pm
pull yourself together
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Post by: savvy on 12 August 2014, 05:41:23 pm
Said the doctor
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Post by: acid drop on 12 August 2014, 07:18:09 pm
 as he drank........
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Post by: Rexr on 12 August 2014, 08:17:55 pm
His weird brew
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Post by: Looney tune on 12 August 2014, 09:15:52 pm
a cocktail of
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Post by: Drax on 12 August 2014, 09:50:56 pm
Brasso & gin
 
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Post by: Rexr on 12 August 2014, 10:21:56 pm
Atta local gentlemans
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 August 2014, 08:09:46 am
club as he
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Post by: Oldgit on 13 August 2014, 09:58:29 am
pondered what to
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 August 2014, 10:18:57 am
do with his
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Post by: Looney tune on 13 August 2014, 10:56:17 am
new shinny tongue
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Post by: dickturpin on 13 August 2014, 11:42:54 am
time to experiment
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 August 2014, 11:49:26 am
he thought purposely
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Post by: Looney tune on 13 August 2014, 02:35:03 pm
now, if only
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 August 2014, 02:47:18 pm
I could become
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Post by: Looney tune on 13 August 2014, 02:56:28 pm
female, frank maloney
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 August 2014, 03:01:29 pm
did it, why
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Post by: savvy on 13 August 2014, 03:02:17 pm
ever should they
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Post by: Rexr on 13 August 2014, 04:15:12 pm
Show his balls
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 August 2014, 04:23:42 pm
on the TV
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Post by: Oldgit on 13 August 2014, 05:09:19 pm
or even in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Drax on 13 August 2014, 05:21:31 pm
a ring piece
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Post by: Rexr on 13 August 2014, 05:24:57 pm
Whist still on
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Post by: acid drop on 13 August 2014, 07:23:34 pm
His Wifes Sister
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Post by: dickturpin on 13 August 2014, 07:30:09 pm
he dreams about
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Post by: Exupnut on 13 August 2014, 09:46:44 pm
Lenox Lewis's nob
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Post by: Rexr on 13 August 2014, 11:33:10 pm
Was a lot
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 August 2014, 08:13:57 am
better than Leona's
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Post by: Rexr on 14 August 2014, 11:09:15 am
Two as she
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 August 2014, 11:18:28 am
has two too!
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Post by: maddog04 on 14 August 2014, 11:39:24 am
Desmond not impressed :eek
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 August 2014, 11:44:07 am
his was tiny
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Post by: bigbluebear on 14 August 2014, 12:22:23 pm
so was his
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 August 2014, 12:38:26 pm
nose. he could
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Post by: Rexr on 14 August 2014, 01:46:32 pm
Push that right
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 August 2014, 02:13:14 pm
in her ear.
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Post by: Ebme Geek on 14 August 2014, 02:15:14 pm
But when dark,
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 August 2014, 02:19:01 pm
it lit up.
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Post by: Rexr on 14 August 2014, 03:34:33 pm
Like a beacon
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 August 2014, 03:44:35 pm
in the fog
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Post by: Rexr on 14 August 2014, 04:43:49 pm
a horn was
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Post by: Oldgit on 14 August 2014, 06:13:14 pm
extremely loud and
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Post by: acid drop on 14 August 2014, 07:02:45 pm
woke everybody up
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Post by: Rexr on 14 August 2014, 07:47:01 pm
Bright and early
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 August 2014, 07:54:00 pm
one Christmas day
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Post by: Rexr on 14 August 2014, 07:58:10 pm
Christmas again he
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 August 2014, 08:06:45 pm
said choking on
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Post by: Looney tune on 14 August 2014, 08:08:05 pm
a nice pie
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Post by: Rexr on 14 August 2014, 09:31:06 pm
Almost choking himself
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Post by: dickturpin on 14 August 2014, 09:37:07 pm
with one hand
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Post by: Rexr on 14 August 2014, 11:33:51 pm
While using the
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 August 2014, 08:18:13 am
self flagellating device
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Post by: Oldgit on 15 August 2014, 08:39:24 am
his back was
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 August 2014, 09:27:50 am
sliced and diced
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Post by: bigbluebear on 15 August 2014, 11:28:05 am
so badly it
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 August 2014, 04:28:08 pm
leaked bodily fluids
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Post by: acid drop on 15 August 2014, 06:56:51 pm
over her arse
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 August 2014, 07:26:09 pm
. She loved it!
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Post by: John Silva on 15 August 2014, 07:57:54 pm
and wanted more
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Post by: Rexr on 15 August 2014, 10:34:24 pm
And more so
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Post by: Exupnut on 16 August 2014, 03:31:14 pm
He reloaded his
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Post by: Rexr on 16 August 2014, 04:40:34 pm
Peashooter ready to
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Post by: Oldgit on 16 August 2014, 04:42:41 pm
pump it up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 August 2014, 06:42:32 pm
and squirt again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 16 August 2014, 07:34:33 pm
'Crikey' he exclaimed!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 16 August 2014, 10:17:42 pm
I haven't use
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 August 2014, 01:26:15 pm
this piece of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 17 August 2014, 03:00:56 pm
Of equipment for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 August 2014, 10:27:37 pm
 a long time
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 17 August 2014, 11:15:17 pm
last time was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dazza on 18 August 2014, 01:35:19 am
When Exupnut took
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 August 2014, 06:27:54 am
Dazza's then wife
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dazza on 18 August 2014, 12:09:24 pm
I equipment to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 18 August 2014, 12:25:02 pm
use the strap-on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 18 August 2014, 12:34:35 pm
With gusto until
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 18 August 2014, 01:10:38 pm
Exupnuts eyes popped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 August 2014, 02:38:18 pm
At mrs bbb's arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 18 August 2014, 04:14:37 pm
At mrs bbb's arse

That's 4 words you illiterate twat....post void
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 August 2014, 06:18:29 pm
(lol.., aint we ad this convo before?)

AT MRS BBB'S....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: mickvp on 18 August 2014, 06:29:45 pm
Arse which was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 August 2014, 07:16:48 pm
warm and pulsating
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 August 2014, 07:45:01 pm
While cracking coconuts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 August 2014, 07:18:39 pm
and performing curcumcisions
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 August 2014, 02:41:24 pm
leaving lots of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 20 August 2014, 02:50:38 pm
the skins beside
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: savvy on 20 August 2014, 10:00:09 pm
the bedside table
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 21 August 2014, 12:32:11 am
Meanwhile exupnut couldn't
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dazza on 21 August 2014, 01:07:25 am
Get gay porn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: mickvp on 21 August 2014, 01:29:05 am
So he just
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dazza on 21 August 2014, 02:45:26 am
Lurpacked his ahole  :D
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: HarryHornby on 21 August 2014, 07:21:28 am
Dazza was jealous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 August 2014, 08:48:25 am
and wanted to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 21 August 2014, 09:15:31 am
Lube his own
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dazza on 21 August 2014, 09:51:38 am
Motorcycle chain. It
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 21 August 2014, 09:54:41 am
left marks that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 21 August 2014, 11:04:58 am
Madame whiplash would
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: HarryHornby on 21 August 2014, 12:09:21 pm
recognise as being
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 21 August 2014, 01:08:17 pm
a dirty slag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 21 August 2014, 01:36:10 pm
Who was begging
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 21 August 2014, 01:44:39 pm
for a double
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: HarryHornby on 21 August 2014, 03:43:39 pm
bubble screen.  She
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 21 August 2014, 04:16:24 pm
got double entered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 August 2014, 04:18:44 pm
and liked it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: savvy on 21 August 2014, 06:48:12 pm
both ends up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 August 2014, 07:16:13 pm
her sweet tasting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 21 August 2014, 07:27:18 pm
Pink and brown
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 August 2014, 09:48:27 pm
Prolapsed coconut hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 August 2014, 09:51:50 pm
Bigbluebear needs laying
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 22 August 2014, 08:49:37 am
Every foccing day
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 August 2014, 11:43:32 am
By a gay
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 22 August 2014, 01:12:06 pm
No, not you
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 22 August 2014, 01:50:30 pm
You're too small
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 22 August 2014, 01:58:20 pm
So's his fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 22 August 2014, 02:08:39 pm
packed with money
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 22 August 2014, 02:08:46 pm
That makes him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Looney tune on 22 August 2014, 02:58:26 pm
come in till
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 August 2014, 03:05:19 pm
there is mould
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 August 2014, 06:38:43 pm
On bbb's ringpiece
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 August 2014, 07:02:14 pm
needs licking off
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 22 August 2014, 07:32:43 pm
Are you volunteering
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 22 August 2014, 08:27:15 pm
He said hopefully
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 22 August 2014, 09:07:59 pm
More tea vicar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 22 August 2014, 10:18:28 pm
pass the milk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 August 2014, 09:13:47 am
as he sucked.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 23 August 2014, 10:07:15 am
Mrs exups tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 23 August 2014, 11:29:20 am
Like a novice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 23 August 2014, 01:09:17 pm
Couple of swingers  :eek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: savvy on 24 August 2014, 06:28:51 pm
at the party
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 August 2014, 07:38:18 pm
when suddenly she
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 August 2014, 07:57:48 pm
dropped her beer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 25 August 2014, 03:23:16 pm
Then her pants
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 25 August 2014, 08:30:07 pm
While laughing at
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 August 2014, 08:31:21 pm
the albino transvestite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 25 August 2014, 11:46:53 pm
drinking draft Guinness
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 August 2014, 09:44:18 am
can have a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 26 August 2014, 10:26:47 am
Unpleasant experience because
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TwoTinz on 26 August 2014, 12:30:14 pm
No loo roll
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 26 August 2014, 01:00:21 pm
Means shitsplattered kecks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 26 August 2014, 01:04:02 pm
Awkward walk home
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 26 August 2014, 02:52:29 pm
and some expaining
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 August 2014, 04:02:12 pm
about the mess
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 26 August 2014, 04:18:11 pm
but was forgiven
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 26 August 2014, 06:48:54 pm
Only if he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 August 2014, 07:35:53 pm
Licked the wife's.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 27 August 2014, 07:21:10 am
extremely hairy armpits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 27 August 2014, 08:04:56 am
Ah, my favourite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 27 August 2014, 12:17:01 pm
Tuck in then
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 27 August 2014, 01:09:46 pm
Best with butter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 27 August 2014, 06:11:48 pm
Hehe, 5 hours on, I can't really have stopped it dead can I? :rollin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 27 August 2014, 07:25:48 pm
and lime marmalade
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 27 August 2014, 09:18:01 pm
And armpit sweat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 27 August 2014, 10:33:34 pm
and with Tabacaso
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 August 2014, 09:10:33 am
splattered all over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 28 August 2014, 12:11:49 pm
makes it more
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 28 August 2014, 04:53:09 pm
irresistible to tongue
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 August 2014, 04:59:26 pm
quivering rapidly at
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 28 August 2014, 07:18:47 pm
Her quivering quim
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 August 2014, 08:11:55 pm
already dripping with.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: PeeGee on 28 August 2014, 08:57:03 pm
accountant to say
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Drax on 30 August 2014, 08:00:35 am
Where's the receipt?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 August 2014, 11:01:06 am
but she had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 August 2014, 09:19:16 pm
paid for it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 02 September 2014, 11:01:38 pm
with just a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 September 2014, 08:01:43 am
bank standing order
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 September 2014, 09:26:04 am
and little money
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 September 2014, 09:31:20 am
from her bra
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: savvy on 03 September 2014, 08:16:05 pm
put on backwards
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 September 2014, 01:57:52 pm
just in case
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 04 September 2014, 02:11:22 pm
She knocked out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 September 2014, 02:49:33 pm
a passing policeman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 September 2014, 07:06:46 pm
who tried to.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 04 September 2014, 09:30:52 pm
Stick his truncheon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 04 September 2014, 10:54:14 pm
Where she didn't
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: savvy on 05 September 2014, 11:46:24 am
think he could
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 September 2014, 01:27:10 pm
but it fitted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 05 September 2014, 01:32:22 pm
9''and spare
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 September 2014, 05:44:04 pm
space was available
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 September 2014, 07:05:34 pm
and felt enormous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 September 2014, 07:58:20 am
Despite her lopsided
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 September 2014, 06:46:39 pm
tunnel of love
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 September 2014, 08:15:59 pm
all wet and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 08 September 2014, 09:26:22 pm
Here, watch this
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 08 September 2014, 09:37:16 pm
the ultimate show
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 08 September 2014, 10:54:55 pm
on the BBC
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 08 September 2014, 11:27:57 pm
After the watershed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 09 September 2014, 02:04:38 pm
grunting and moaning
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 09 September 2014, 02:24:12 pm
Bigbluebear and exupnut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 09 September 2014, 02:57:13 pm
Spit roasting Richiefzs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 09 September 2014, 03:01:31 pm
Asked for that!
:rollin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 09 September 2014, 03:04:46 pm
So you're gay
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 09 September 2014, 03:06:48 pm
As you wish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 09 September 2014, 03:07:59 pm
Suits you sir
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 09 September 2014, 03:12:15 pm
I don't like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 09 September 2014, 03:20:04 pm
Women, only men
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 09 September 2014, 03:29:39 pm
I can't deny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 09 September 2014, 04:48:29 pm
It was good
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 September 2014, 04:59:03 pm
As you've sucked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 September 2014, 07:11:30 pm
 the filling out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 09 September 2014, 10:37:51 pm
Oh dear Gays
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 September 2014, 11:56:02 pm
Said Lew exiting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 September 2014, 12:09:30 am
Got that right
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 10 September 2014, 07:57:29 am
Exactly.....the closet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 September 2014, 08:08:28 am
did not close
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 10 September 2014, 08:29:16 am
and out came
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 September 2014, 08:50:44 am
a gimp masked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 10 September 2014, 11:38:39 am
Richfzs wearing frilly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 10 September 2014, 11:46:32 am
But sturdy handcuffs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 10 September 2014, 11:48:59 am
and leg irons
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 11:49:23 am
Tied to bigbluebear
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 10 September 2014, 11:54:40 am
whilst punching Christo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 12:00:17 pm
Ineffectively and pathetically. ;)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 10 September 2014, 12:05:13 pm
but KO'd him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 12:06:08 pm
In his dreams
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 September 2014, 12:35:44 pm
wet ones too
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 12:36:21 pm
For he's gay
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 02:07:44 pm
as they come
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 September 2014, 02:09:50 pm
usually on Hog's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 02:11:17 pm
wearing arseless leather
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 02:13:08 pm
And nipple clamps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 02:15:27 pm
supplied by Christo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 02:16:23 pm
From Frosties closet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 02:18:24 pm
which also contained
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 02:19:15 pm
His huge dildo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 02:22:01 pm
which he loved
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 02:23:45 pm
Sticking up Exupnut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 02:33:09 pm
whilst Bigbluebear watched
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 02:34:20 pm
Licking his lips
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 02:38:08 pm
holding BBROWN1664 tightly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 02:39:25 pm
And talking dirty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 10 September 2014, 03:20:37 pm
To Frosties japseye
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 03:24:08 pm
which looked sore
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 03:25:11 pm
After hard rubbing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 03:26:32 pm
with a cheesegrater
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 03:28:31 pm
Leaving Christo speechless
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 September 2014, 03:30:30 pm
while he looked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 03:34:52 pm
On in disgust
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 10 September 2014, 03:36:12 pm
At his erection
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 03:37:03 pm
Richfzs was sucking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 September 2014, 03:39:38 pm
all the way
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 10 September 2014, 03:40:01 pm
The life from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 03:40:59 pm
The small phallus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 10 September 2014, 03:41:03 pm
I feel ill
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 03:50:46 pm
said Richfzs after
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 10 September 2014, 03:51:39 pm
(oh god) swallowing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 04:21:08 pm
Frosties's dripping load
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 September 2014, 04:25:12 pm
from the wart
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 04:26:32 pm
That's BBROWN's willy!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 September 2014, 04:27:51 pm
in the supermodel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 10 September 2014, 05:14:08 pm
Despite her transgender
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 05:15:16 pm
Attributes hangin' free
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 September 2014, 06:07:28 pm
in Christos mouth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 10 September 2014, 07:11:13 pm
THIS IS GOING TOO FAR!!!!!!!

I'M OUTA HERE (my three words)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 08:52:28 pm
Bigbluebear pussied out... :lol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 September 2014, 10:06:54 pm
Fucking biker forum for fucks sake
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 10:07:40 pm
in Christos mouth


which were sucked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 September 2014, 10:20:24 pm
Whilst Frosties eagerly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 September 2014, 11:48:58 pm
waited for Richfzs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 11 September 2014, 12:00:44 am
But he wasn't
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 11 September 2014, 12:04:03 am
submissive like Exupnut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 September 2014, 09:21:49 am
quite the opposite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 11 September 2014, 01:20:31 pm
He was a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 11 September 2014, 01:31:16 pm
Target for everything
:rollin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 September 2014, 02:10:32 pm
a complete bullseye
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 11 September 2014, 03:10:33 pm
Or maybe japseye
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 September 2014, 03:21:27 pm
but with maggots
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 11 September 2014, 03:28:15 pm
for cleaning wounds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 September 2014, 03:47:16 pm
crawling out the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 11 September 2014, 06:09:48 pm
Hairy neverhealing wound
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 September 2014, 06:12:58 pm
Realisation hit him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 September 2014, 07:07:06 pm
the pubs open
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 11 September 2014, 07:46:53 pm
(Lol)

So he ordered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 11 September 2014, 10:10:57 pm
dry roasted nuts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 September 2014, 11:35:44 pm
and jalapeños with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 September 2014, 08:21:11 am
extra pork scratchings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 12 September 2014, 10:11:53 am
in a pint
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 September 2014, 10:13:18 am
of crème d'menthe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 12 September 2014, 10:15:09 am
with shots of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 September 2014, 10:20:21 am
baileys dropped in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 12 September 2014, 10:49:23 am
ensuring he puked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 September 2014, 11:21:07 am
all over Christo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 12 September 2014, 11:48:00 am
who loved the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 12 September 2014, 12:17:21 pm
taste being French
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 September 2014, 12:26:24 pm
The snails helped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 12 September 2014, 12:39:52 pm
him stop crashing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 September 2014, 12:54:02 pm
.slime is sticky
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 September 2014, 07:08:47 pm
  so is cum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 September 2014, 02:06:43 pm
he thought as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 September 2014, 07:32:24 pm
he licked her.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 September 2014, 07:36:57 pm
never ending toenails
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 September 2014, 08:29:11 am
that had not
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robbie8666 on 18 September 2014, 09:31:17 am
ever been manicured
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: limax2 on 18 September 2014, 09:45:56 am
since she last
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 18 September 2014, 09:47:18 am
Caught them in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Looney tune on 18 September 2014, 03:03:39 pm
a car door
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 September 2014, 05:43:59 pm
which bloody hurt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 September 2014, 11:05:37 am
but the door
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 September 2014, 12:13:58 pm
just got scratched
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 19 September 2014, 11:12:31 pm
By her stubble
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 September 2014, 09:34:16 am
. It cut deep
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 September 2014, 03:31:35 pm
and sheared the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 September 2014, 03:33:31 pm
hinges right off
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 September 2014, 07:09:06 pm
Her flanged wAzoo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 September 2014, 08:57:33 am
which hurt like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 September 2014, 07:51:25 pm
plucking pubic hairs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 23 September 2014, 09:01:46 pm
Stringing her Ukelele
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 September 2014, 07:16:20 pm
and twisting her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 September 2014, 09:36:14 am
body hair using
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 September 2014, 04:15:53 pm
a food mixer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 September 2014, 04:52:02 pm
Into a long
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 September 2014, 05:15:09 pm
unbreakable Ukulele strings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 September 2014, 05:27:00 pm

Maybe a banjo?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 September 2014, 10:04:53 pm
said the cat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 September 2014, 11:20:27 pm
To the ferret
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 September 2014, 08:41:57 am
going up the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 September 2014, 08:43:08 am
Long black escalator
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 September 2014, 08:44:07 am
to ferret heaven
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 September 2014, 08:45:28 am
Where he would
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 September 2014, 10:19:33 am
eat that cat!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 26 September 2014, 01:49:02 pm
with brown sauce
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 September 2014, 02:17:48 pm
and pickled cabbage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 26 September 2014, 02:56:21 pm
Or Polish Kapusta
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 September 2014, 04:09:59 pm
and a nice Chianti
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 26 September 2014, 06:20:36 pm
on one leg
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 26 September 2014, 06:36:43 pm
Said Rolf Harris
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 September 2014, 06:58:40 pm
in his cell
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 September 2014, 05:09:37 pm
with two little
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 27 September 2014, 05:47:41 pm
Now defunct paintbrushes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 27 September 2014, 05:55:46 pm
'working in oils'
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 September 2014, 06:44:14 pm
painting our nuts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 27 September 2014, 09:45:27 pm
Shooting his bolt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 27 September 2014, 11:06:43 pm
through one eye
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 September 2014, 11:31:32 am
and out his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 September 2014, 09:41:21 am
wooden horse's woodworm
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 29 September 2014, 09:59:01 am
can't get wood
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 September 2014, 12:20:30 pm
to light the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 September 2014, 01:29:03 pm
fire deep inside
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 29 September 2014, 01:31:24 pm
His new cellmate's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 September 2014, 06:24:28 pm
beko washing machine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 29 September 2014, 08:00:46 pm
Singing his socks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 29 September 2014, 08:12:11 pm
that smell like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 September 2014, 03:27:27 pm
stinky bishops finger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 30 September 2014, 06:26:16 pm
in a glass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 October 2014, 06:57:39 pm
old rancid pee
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 October 2014, 02:14:10 pm
with a small
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 05 October 2014, 06:37:06 pm
toe nail clipping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 October 2014, 06:46:41 pm
for decoration purposes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 05 October 2014, 08:21:45 pm
in her hair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 October 2014, 08:45:07 am
and her teeth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 06 October 2014, 10:29:03 am
Black and curly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 06 October 2014, 11:39:45 am
Like a witches
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 October 2014, 03:24:27 pm
furry black cat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 October 2014, 03:29:08 pm
with matted hair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 06 October 2014, 04:21:10 pm
tempting you to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 October 2014, 05:02:13 pm
shoot it quickly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 October 2014, 07:06:51 pm
up its arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 06 October 2014, 08:40:56 pm
minding the vegetation
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 06 October 2014, 10:22:42 pm
That italian women
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 07 October 2014, 12:24:00 am
with the huge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 October 2014, 08:24:34 am
prolapsed colon hanging
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 October 2014, 09:13:32 am
Loose and free
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 October 2014, 10:41:29 am
ready to be
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 October 2014, 11:08:38 am
Pounded senseless by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 October 2014, 01:27:09 pm
mike tysons brother
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 08 October 2014, 09:02:20 am
In the meantime
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 October 2014, 12:26:22 pm
back in Balamory
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 08 October 2014, 12:37:58 pm
it was raining
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 October 2014, 02:18:23 pm
cats and dogs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 08 October 2014, 03:04:04 pm
(it is Scotland)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robbie8666 on 08 October 2014, 03:31:11 pm
said Postman Pat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 October 2014, 03:40:35 pm
stroking his cat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 08 October 2014, 04:05:51 pm
He likes Pussy.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 October 2014, 04:54:34 pm
though hands suffice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 October 2014, 06:57:09 pm
 over the wrist
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 09 October 2014, 12:11:03 am
using a gentle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 October 2014, 08:12:39 am
PH neutral handcream
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: hotmetal on 09 October 2014, 02:21:54 pm
Containing jojoba extract
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 09 October 2014, 03:20:38 pm
 And horse sperm
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 October 2014, 06:02:25 pm
to bind it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nash_GT on 09 October 2014, 06:20:38 pm
With a lot...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 09 October 2014, 06:34:01 pm
of head scratching
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nash_GT on 09 October 2014, 08:59:40 pm
To see what
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 09 October 2014, 09:21:57 pm
could be done
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 October 2014, 09:28:15 pm
With the crabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 09 October 2014, 09:35:30 pm
From Exupnut's bumhole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 October 2014, 09:14:52 am
running for freedom
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 10 October 2014, 06:54:37 pm
crying for help
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 10 October 2014, 08:24:39 pm
"Fuck off christo"
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 11 October 2014, 12:09:40 am
(Exup making friends)  ;)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 12 October 2014, 09:43:38 pm
 :lol in unlikely places
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 12 October 2014, 09:52:24 pm
With a transvestite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 12 October 2014, 10:31:28 pm
Behind a Mercedes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 12 October 2014, 10:44:53 pm
Ont'North Circular
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 12 October 2014, 10:48:01 pm
Near a roundabout
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 12 October 2014, 10:49:28 pm
Up the A1
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 12 October 2014, 11:15:19 pm
Near kerbed varadero
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 12 October 2014, 11:25:22 pm
And a ZX4
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 12 October 2014, 11:44:41 pm
And a Peugeot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 13 October 2014, 12:44:15 am
Christo's mechanical graveyard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 14 October 2014, 06:16:00 pm
is the rain
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 14 October 2014, 09:18:48 pm
Yes. Moving on:
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 October 2014, 09:20:53 am
and sliding down
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 15 October 2014, 09:32:52 am
The slippery slope
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 15 October 2014, 11:42:27 pm
To MrsHarryHornby's BURGER
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 16 October 2014, 08:40:06 am
Which was munched  :eek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 October 2014, 08:44:08 am
but was hairy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 16 October 2014, 08:49:57 am
As McDonalds hadn't
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 October 2014, 09:10:32 am
shaved it clean
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 16 October 2014, 05:14:58 pm
The dirty fuckers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 October 2014, 05:17:52 pm
like hairy burgers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 16 October 2014, 05:24:07 pm
I do not.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 October 2014, 06:00:47 pm
he said unconvincingly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 16 October 2014, 06:13:38 pm
To the transvestite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 16 October 2014, 06:41:59 pm
before he plucked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 16 October 2014, 10:19:25 pm
A plucky plucker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 October 2014, 08:51:51 am
out of his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 17 October 2014, 09:18:02 am
Distorted and leaky
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 October 2014, 09:57:45 am
severely infected mind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 18 October 2014, 03:46:33 pm
filled with thoughts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 18 October 2014, 03:47:30 pm
And dark things..................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 October 2014, 04:21:17 pm
only he understood
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Czechbiker on 18 October 2014, 04:22:57 pm
Suddenly thirsty hedgehog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 18 October 2014, 08:41:18 pm
Downing his pint
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 October 2014, 10:05:09 am
and spilling it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 19 October 2014, 10:30:40 am
On the lawn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 19 October 2014, 12:09:18 pm
Kicked the transvestite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 19 October 2014, 07:39:48 pm
into the shrubbery
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Czechbiker on 19 October 2014, 08:04:38 pm
And shouted loudly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 19 October 2014, 08:36:12 pm
For a machete
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 19 October 2014, 09:30:39 pm
Which was handed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 20 October 2014, 12:51:46 am
carefully to the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: papercutout on 20 October 2014, 02:16:38 am
Hedgehog. Forcefully he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 20 October 2014, 08:22:49 am
Fell over backwards
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 October 2014, 08:25:59 am
castrating himself slowly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 20 October 2014, 08:29:05 am
And more besides
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 October 2014, 03:55:13 pm
it cut through
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Czechbiker on 20 October 2014, 04:22:51 pm
his Jägermeister drip
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 20 October 2014, 05:38:02 pm
which then spurted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 October 2014, 01:48:28 pm
pure spirits everywhere
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 21 October 2014, 02:13:43 pm
Meanwhile, at the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 21 October 2014, 02:19:53 pm
Walton farmhouse, grandpa
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 21 October 2014, 02:34:29 pm
Was having a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Czechbiker on 21 October 2014, 05:02:00 pm
triple heart attack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 October 2014, 05:37:33 pm
caused by horse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Czechbiker on 22 October 2014, 07:20:16 am
with eleven legs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Andy FZS on 22 October 2014, 11:31:34 am
And no shoes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 October 2014, 11:55:46 am
An eight foot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Czechbiker on 22 October 2014, 04:57:00 pm
was huge, almost
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 October 2014, 05:17:04 pm
As big as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 22 October 2014, 10:21:32 pm
an enormous phallus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 October 2014, 10:28:34 pm
shaped like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 October 2014, 11:01:15 pm
large phallus. Unsurprisingly.  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 October 2014, 08:16:10 am
It was illegal
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 23 October 2014, 08:45:31 am
But noone cared
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 23 October 2014, 10:09:14 am
As they ogled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 October 2014, 10:30:00 am
Christo slide it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 23 October 2014, 11:24:27 am
Slowly into BBROWN!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 23 October 2014, 04:52:38 pm
sauce on bread
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 October 2014, 05:49:31 pm
with cheesy peas
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Czechbiker on 23 October 2014, 06:15:58 pm
and mushroom silicone
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 23 October 2014, 06:59:57 pm
Waterproofing the crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 23 October 2014, 09:17:00 pm
with some semen, ;)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 October 2014, 09:20:55 pm
the French way
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 23 October 2014, 10:46:05 pm
To make crepes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 October 2014, 09:23:25 am
and canapés with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 October 2014, 09:26:20 am
slugs and snails
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 24 October 2014, 11:56:50 am
Delicious! He exclaimed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 October 2014, 12:45:37 pm
adding more garlic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 24 October 2014, 12:49:24 pm
To the feast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 October 2014, 01:25:34 pm
washing it down with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 October 2014, 03:26:51 pm
a Broon Ale
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Czechbiker on 24 October 2014, 04:43:46 pm
but didn't know
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 October 2014, 04:49:50 pm
how good English
Title: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 24 October 2014, 09:26:53 pm
Beers were until
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 25 October 2014, 02:54:45 pm
he tasted a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 October 2014, 03:22:14 pm
Pint of Wherry
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 October 2014, 11:05:34 am
and pished the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 November 2014, 07:52:54 pm
whole lot away
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 November 2014, 09:08:37 pm
Against the barmaid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 02 November 2014, 09:15:57 pm
without any knickers.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 November 2014, 09:32:17 pm
With a dildo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 02 November 2014, 09:34:51 pm
Behind her ear
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 November 2014, 09:55:20 pm
(Fucking her brains?)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 November 2014, 10:30:37 pm
and a strap-on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 02 November 2014, 11:53:49 pm
used very gently
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 03 November 2014, 12:12:20 am
On a tender
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 November 2014, 08:11:02 am
part of the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 November 2014, 07:22:47 pm
butchers chopping block
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 03 November 2014, 07:45:28 pm
was a 9inch,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 November 2014, 06:51:58 pm
blunt headed instrument
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 04 November 2014, 07:03:41 pm
known as a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Czechbiker on 04 November 2014, 08:38:52 pm
mighty plunger. The
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 04 November 2014, 09:57:11 pm
Courtroom heard that....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 04 November 2014, 10:20:36 pm
he was guilty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 04 November 2014, 11:08:36 pm
Of cinema seat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 04 November 2014, 11:41:34 pm
down the front
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 November 2014, 02:44:27 pm
ejaculation of vomit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 November 2014, 04:27:49 pm
. It's started again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 November 2014, 07:04:56 pm
 on Monday morning
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 05 November 2014, 07:07:21 pm
Down the Docks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 05 November 2014, 08:21:10 pm
Tied to a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 05 November 2014, 08:38:51 pm
Enormous Jerry Helmet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 November 2014, 08:09:07 am
on the quayside
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 November 2014, 07:03:37 pm
  completely bollock naked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 06 November 2014, 08:46:46 pm
apart from a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 06 November 2014, 08:50:03 pm
Japs eye plug
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 06 November 2014, 08:50:55 pm
Forced in with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 November 2014, 09:11:15 pm
a wooden mallet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 November 2014, 09:24:46 pm
And some splinters
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 November 2014, 09:26:44 pm
forced through the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 November 2014, 10:14:04 pm
helmet sideways. Prince
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 November 2014, 10:34:49 pm
Albert shagged Victoria
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 06 November 2014, 10:36:55 pm
Sponge and a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 November 2014, 10:56:23 pm
Spotted Dick as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 November 2014, 08:44:19 am
desert. Custard too!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 07 November 2014, 12:11:11 pm
was shot everywhere
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 November 2014, 01:29:22 pm
as he hit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 07 November 2014, 01:45:05 pm
a little split
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 07 November 2014, 01:53:08 pm
with a fat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 November 2014, 02:01:17 pm
maggot in his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 November 2014, 03:00:06 pm
in his nostril
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 07 November 2014, 05:04:18 pm
resides a spider
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 November 2014, 05:28:41 pm
chasing a fly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 07 November 2014, 06:12:00 pm
into a hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 07 November 2014, 06:59:53 pm
New dimension, eagerly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 November 2014, 07:15:57 pm
await next episode
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 November 2014, 07:37:45 pm
Of Star Wars
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 November 2014, 07:46:52 pm
Which'll be shit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 07 November 2014, 08:14:03 pm
Abbreviations do not
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 November 2014, 11:27:31 pm
While the oil
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 08 November 2014, 05:00:50 pm
melts the end
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 November 2014, 05:25:54 pm
of the candle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 08 November 2014, 05:40:58 pm
which was in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 08 November 2014, 05:51:51 pm
Beethoven's lug hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 08 November 2014, 05:54:50 pm
Not his ring
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 November 2014, 06:28:41 pm
cos it stank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 08 November 2014, 07:57:18 pm
Of shit symphonies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 08 November 2014, 08:53:40 pm
And syphilis. Suddenly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 08 November 2014, 09:03:36 pm
Erupting forth violently
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 November 2014, 10:41:45 am
on to the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 November 2014, 10:59:28 am
Paper before him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 09 November 2014, 12:32:44 pm
(The Magna Carta)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 November 2014, 02:57:52 pm
was a frenchman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 09 November 2014, 04:04:23 pm
Like Big Mac!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 09 November 2014, 06:56:05 pm
il est French?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 November 2014, 07:16:24 pm
Vichy Mother Fuckers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 November 2014, 10:18:22 pm
at the market
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 November 2014, 09:14:50 am
selecting the Cheval
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 November 2014, 11:13:54 am
Findus rules OK
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 November 2014, 11:17:22 am
Findus Cheval crepes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 November 2014, 04:09:56 pm
il est French?

il est francias.
but you need them wee squiggly bits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 10 November 2014, 05:45:37 pm
Par pour moi
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 November 2014, 06:28:50 pm
oh oui moi
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 November 2014, 08:01:01 pm
Plein de merde
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 10 November 2014, 08:11:59 pm
dans votre baguette
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 November 2014, 09:18:24 am
fromage à pâte
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 12 November 2014, 10:52:13 am
de la fissure
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 12 November 2014, 11:18:08 am
Back to english
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 November 2014, 02:39:10 pm
not understanding it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 12 November 2014, 06:14:22 pm
Merde peut etre?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 November 2014, 07:12:16 pm
 get a dickshunery
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 12 November 2014, 10:00:38 pm
rydym am cymraeg,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 12 November 2014, 10:06:47 pm
Verdad, sois estupidos.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 12 November 2014, 10:15:00 pm
don't credo hynny,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 November 2014, 10:24:13 pm
ipse clamans dixit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 13 November 2014, 04:22:09 am
amor enim sui
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 November 2014, 08:17:19 am
siput zakar ditunggang
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 13 November 2014, 10:34:27 am
Bile yer heed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 13 November 2014, 10:58:54 am
thread's gone bollox
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 November 2014, 02:55:57 pm
showing his head.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 13 November 2014, 04:31:51 pm
above the parapet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 13 November 2014, 05:47:41 pm
Tweeted the Budgie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 13 November 2014, 06:35:06 pm
Scaring the cat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 13 November 2014, 06:47:00 pm
which then ran
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 13 November 2014, 10:54:37 pm
up the curtains
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 14 November 2014, 12:02:27 pm
tearing them up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 November 2014, 07:15:16 pm
ripping them down
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 14 November 2014, 08:26:38 pm
Like a virgins
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 14 November 2014, 08:43:54 pm
skin tight damp
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 14 November 2014, 09:27:38 pm
but very eager
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 14 November 2014, 09:37:39 pm
Identical twin sister
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 14 November 2014, 09:50:30 pm
Notwithstanding the wort
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 14 November 2014, 10:12:03 pm
on his dick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 14 November 2014, 10:15:22 pm
was a slippery
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 14 November 2014, 10:31:44 pm
Macdonalds burger gherkin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 November 2014, 02:26:00 pm
chewy buy sour.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 15 November 2014, 06:26:12 pm
the clap clinic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 November 2014, 06:49:54 pm
  does special offers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 15 November 2014, 06:52:14 pm
for syphilitic Foccers  :eek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 November 2014, 05:49:56 pm
and those with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 16 November 2014, 07:07:59 pm
large hanging warts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 November 2014, 07:56:38 pm
 and ripe dangleberries
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 16 November 2014, 08:14:24 pm
Picked by Gypsies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 16 November 2014, 08:32:47 pm
Sniffin pixie dust
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 16 November 2014, 10:43:47 pm
Up a straw
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 November 2014, 02:59:01 pm
strapped to their
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: MickUK on 17 November 2014, 03:15:45 pm
Thermal Coupled AirSausage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 17 November 2014, 04:22:11 pm
resembling a zeppelin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 17 November 2014, 05:16:22 pm
Full of Germans
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 17 November 2014, 06:42:39 pm
With spiked helmets
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 November 2014, 07:16:09 pm
 and huge erections
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 17 November 2014, 08:07:25 pm
which where used
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 17 November 2014, 10:31:22 pm
to rob banks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 November 2014, 03:24:53 pm
while wearing lederhosen
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 November 2014, 04:00:23 pm
which really chaffed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 November 2014, 04:56:52 pm
when going commando
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 November 2014, 05:46:47 pm
On shwarzenneger's ass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 November 2014, 07:03:46 pm
with Wiener Schnitzel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 November 2014, 07:07:49 pm
 up Merkels chuff
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 18 November 2014, 07:27:38 pm
hot dog sauce
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 18 November 2014, 08:47:12 pm
In pubic hair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 18 November 2014, 09:14:30 pm
which ran from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 November 2014, 02:53:10 pm
a large dispenser
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 19 November 2014, 06:03:11 pm
In the bog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 19 November 2014, 06:11:27 pm
Of Fungus Bogeyman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 19 November 2014, 07:26:01 pm
who,s chocolate starfish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 November 2014, 07:41:24 pm
was gaping open
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 19 November 2014, 07:50:54 pm
Showing his breakfast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 19 November 2014, 09:40:27 pm
Roids aswell as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 20 November 2014, 03:51:29 am
His bus pass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 November 2014, 04:44:10 pm
even though he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 November 2014, 07:06:10 pm
was at work
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 20 November 2014, 07:26:50 pm
in a brothel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 20 November 2014, 08:12:53 pm
Tending his sprouts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 21 November 2014, 10:55:57 am
and long stalk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 November 2014, 11:54:28 am
like a madman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 21 November 2014, 04:37:06 pm
Knocking one out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 November 2014, 05:29:00 pm
to the tune
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 November 2014, 05:47:15 pm
Flight of bumblebee
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 November 2014, 07:04:43 pm
  in the hive
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 21 November 2014, 11:54:42 pm
Makin love honey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 November 2014, 12:28:11 pm
sweet and sticky
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 November 2014, 06:33:34 pm
dripping all over........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 22 November 2014, 10:06:36 pm
Her warm baps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robby boy on 22 November 2014, 10:14:40 pm
made in the

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 November 2014, 11:03:10 am
back of an
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: darrsi on 23 November 2014, 11:09:31 am
ice cream van
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 23 November 2014, 05:13:24 pm
Without road tax
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 November 2014, 06:10:53 pm
 and flat tyres
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 23 November 2014, 08:35:11 pm
Chimes fading gently
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 23 November 2014, 08:53:42 pm
as he jerks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 23 November 2014, 09:53:06 pm
Chicken and pork
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 25 November 2014, 10:00:30 am
legs and sword
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 November 2014, 10:13:16 am
From the oven
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 November 2014, 01:03:14 pm
in one quick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 November 2014, 01:25:18 pm
Movement. He then
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 November 2014, 03:27:11 pm
enters with his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 November 2014, 03:34:03 pm
Schlong swinging wildly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 November 2014, 04:01:19 pm
to the beat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: HarryHornby on 25 November 2014, 04:02:18 pm
of the drum.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 November 2014, 05:24:43 pm
Exhausted, he sat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 25 November 2014, 05:44:39 pm
In Santa's lap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 November 2014, 05:51:00 pm
and asked for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 25 November 2014, 05:56:12 pm
Three Hail Mary's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 November 2014, 05:57:24 pm
and a blowjob
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 25 November 2014, 05:58:44 pm
in thanks for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 November 2014, 05:59:14 pm
helping santa's elves
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 November 2014, 06:29:06 pm
Shovel reindeer shit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 November 2014, 06:40:43 pm
into the reindeer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 25 November 2014, 06:51:39 pm
Shite collector box
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 November 2014, 07:11:02 pm
 to be dumped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 November 2014, 07:44:35 pm
on VNA's doorstep
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 25 November 2014, 07:52:02 pm
with juice streaming
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 25 November 2014, 08:14:49 pm
Over the jocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 25 November 2014, 09:14:40 pm
Jockie jock strap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 25 November 2014, 09:26:16 pm
English dildo fucker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 25 November 2014, 09:35:17 pm
Born in Scotland
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 25 November 2014, 09:37:21 pm
With English parents
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 25 November 2014, 09:41:57 pm
Adopted by gaywegians
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 25 November 2014, 09:51:08 pm
Shared with cockneys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 November 2014, 10:17:17 pm
Fookin' Northerners! Anyway,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 25 November 2014, 10:27:20 pm
Walliam Foccin willisers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 November 2014, 10:39:13 pm
(The twat) was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 26 November 2014, 07:27:32 am
(The twat) was

Shagging your bitch
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 26 November 2014, 07:53:45 am
He's a virgin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 26 November 2014, 08:15:41 am
Christo's arse aint
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 November 2014, 09:04:21 am
Nor BBB's, he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 26 November 2014, 04:34:59 pm
Does cockshaped shit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 November 2014, 04:39:55 pm
And loves gloryholes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 November 2014, 05:41:56 pm
or dark tunnels
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 November 2014, 06:04:57 pm
male or female
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 26 November 2014, 06:25:55 pm
No... Definately male
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 November 2014, 08:12:59 pm
With that odor
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 26 November 2014, 11:42:29 pm
His Gimp Mask
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 November 2014, 08:23:51 am
started to crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 November 2014, 05:10:21 pm
around the ears
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 27 November 2014, 06:01:39 pm
Bigger than Rosbergs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 November 2014, 08:29:32 pm
but not as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 November 2014, 09:45:15 am
gigantic as big
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 November 2014, 09:51:32 am
blue bear when
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 28 November 2014, 01:32:54 pm
A horse shagged
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 November 2014, 03:30:15 pm
Christo when Christo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 November 2014, 04:04:22 pm
was bending over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 November 2014, 07:21:48 pm
picking up clinkers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 28 November 2014, 08:00:46 pm
That he eats
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 28 November 2014, 08:33:39 pm
that where fired
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 29 November 2014, 11:35:23 am
From Savilles arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 December 2014, 09:51:21 am
which was rotting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 December 2014, 11:10:33 am
and falling apart
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 01 December 2014, 06:36:24 pm
Like a rancid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 01 December 2014, 06:54:53 pm
Turd...meanwhile Christo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 December 2014, 07:00:59 pm
  had an idea
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 December 2014, 08:31:46 am
that BigBlueBear was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 December 2014, 09:19:00 am
Perfectly suited for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 December 2014, 09:21:13 am
the little frenchman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 December 2014, 09:22:49 am
In drag who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 02 December 2014, 09:40:52 am
Resembled girly BBrown1664's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 December 2014, 09:46:52 am
Recently deflowered fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 December 2014, 10:41:01 am
it remained tight
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 December 2014, 10:41:51 am
Despite repeated pounding
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 02 December 2014, 10:56:26 am
with telegraph pole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 02 December 2014, 11:06:49 am
but what wrecked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 December 2014, 11:10:32 am
His backside more
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 December 2014, 11:27:48 am
was the curry
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 December 2014, 11:59:59 am
From Spring Meet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 02 December 2014, 12:08:09 pm
but the meat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 December 2014, 12:49:28 pm
was from the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 December 2014, 12:50:27 pm
Rabid squirrel testicles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 December 2014, 12:51:38 pm
found in Wales
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 02 December 2014, 03:03:00 pm
halfway up Snowdon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 December 2014, 03:12:39 pm
putrefied over months
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 December 2014, 03:37:49 pm
In Noggy's fuel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 02 December 2014, 06:29:33 pm
Efficient Ferengi starship
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 December 2014, 08:10:45 pm
. well his starfish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 December 2014, 08:25:12 pm
was having fun
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 December 2014, 08:26:17 pm
as it chundered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 02 December 2014, 09:25:01 pm
Around making profit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 03 December 2014, 08:16:08 am
from a hopeless
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 December 2014, 08:43:49 am
flap of skin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 December 2014, 09:33:02 am
on it's rear
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 December 2014, 01:37:19 pm
. Meanwhile in Hollywood
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 03 December 2014, 03:28:03 pm
pussy is freshest
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 03 December 2014, 05:27:26 pm
remake starts soon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 December 2014, 05:36:00 pm
without any foccers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 03 December 2014, 06:07:36 pm
because gay porn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 December 2014, 06:18:02 pm
didn't need them
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 03 December 2014, 06:19:02 pm
Any more. Meanwhile,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 December 2014, 06:24:53 pm
back in London
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 03 December 2014, 06:31:56 pm
They all went...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 03 December 2014, 06:47:22 pm
Round to Red98's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 03 December 2014, 06:54:08 pm
with a tin of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 December 2014, 07:11:01 pm
Vaseline and a................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 03 December 2014, 07:29:56 pm
A bullhorn which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 03 December 2014, 08:16:37 pm
on animal farm
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 03 December 2014, 09:36:58 pm
Got Red98's old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 December 2014, 08:48:49 am
Donkey more than
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 December 2014, 09:16:34 am
ready for the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 December 2014, 03:04:55 pm
Farmyard Christmas Party
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 04 December 2014, 04:17:04 pm
With bestiality involved
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 December 2014, 04:22:32 pm
and the film
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 December 2014, 05:43:36 pm
being a donkey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 04 December 2014, 06:58:38 pm
was in blackpool
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 December 2014, 06:59:15 pm
 on the beach
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 04 December 2014, 08:28:47 pm
They sniffed crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 04 December 2014, 09:59:13 pm
In Red98's safe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 04 December 2014, 10:05:48 pm
Was a turd
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 04 December 2014, 10:48:49 pm
Slow and red
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 05 December 2014, 07:59:03 am
fast and silver
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 05 December 2014, 08:19:45 am
Both deluded. Next,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 December 2014, 09:03:21 am
the turd turned
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 05 December 2014, 11:15:46 am
To public transport
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 December 2014, 05:49:21 pm
and travelled to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 December 2014, 07:21:24 pm
 the shopping arcade
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 05 December 2014, 07:42:09 pm
to space dock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 05 December 2014, 07:42:54 pm
With a cake
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 05 December 2014, 07:55:43 pm
in tin foil :rollin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 05 December 2014, 08:23:17 pm
Underpants which held
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 05 December 2014, 08:52:32 pm
a docking station ?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 06 December 2014, 12:58:47 pm
For his portable
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 06 December 2014, 02:48:20 pm
tin foiled turd
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 December 2014, 03:07:39 pm
not to be
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 06 December 2014, 03:22:53 pm
Confused with a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 06 December 2014, 04:31:24 pm
Foiled turd tin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 06 December 2014, 08:26:33 pm
Like the one
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 06 December 2014, 09:43:48 pm
frozen in foil :rollin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 07 December 2014, 12:01:09 am
trimmed pants which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 December 2014, 08:00:54 am
People always confused
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 December 2014, 12:41:22 pm
with big pants
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 07 December 2014, 05:41:57 pm
on big girls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 07 December 2014, 06:45:55 pm
with big tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 December 2014, 08:07:07 pm
Or hairy moobs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 December 2014, 08:14:29 pm
and betty swallocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 07 December 2014, 08:18:54 pm
Telling Sadlonelygit to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 December 2014, 08:41:43 am
suck on them
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 08 December 2014, 08:51:04 am
to cypher petrol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 December 2014, 08:51:54 am
encrypting as he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 08 December 2014, 09:00:22 am
encrypting as he

That's 4 words ya thick gay foccer :groan :lol


Fixed that back
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 December 2014, 01:42:29 pm
to get the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 December 2014, 02:34:17 pm
hairs stuck in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bigbluebear on 08 December 2014, 02:47:30 pm
back of throat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 December 2014, 04:46:41 pm
that made him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 December 2014, 07:00:21 pm
 heartily throw up.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 December 2014, 09:41:30 pm
all the snails
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 08 December 2014, 10:31:17 pm
Which reeked of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 08 December 2014, 11:18:33 pm
Red98's colostomy bag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 09 December 2014, 10:05:13 am
Which BigMac had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 December 2014, 07:06:37 pm
 kept his goldfish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 December 2014, 07:38:19 pm
in for warmth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 December 2014, 08:03:32 pm
Although Red98 had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 09 December 2014, 08:57:31 pm
Christo's love child
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 December 2014, 09:45:30 pm
And named him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 December 2014, 10:02:27 am
DeadEye. He was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 December 2014, 10:50:09 am
the spitting image
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 December 2014, 02:32:33 pm
of Nigel Farage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 December 2014, 02:35:43 pm
but even uglier
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 December 2014, 05:11:28 pm
With MG parts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 December 2014, 08:32:01 pm
 covered in rust
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 10 December 2014, 09:33:49 pm
his sheriffs badge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 10 December 2014, 09:51:26 pm
Was severely slackened
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 10 December 2014, 10:29:56 pm
by a large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 December 2014, 09:15:26 am
rampant rabbit tucked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 11 December 2014, 03:43:46 pm
Into his underpants
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 December 2014, 07:18:01 pm
 cuddling his balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 11 December 2014, 07:42:37 pm
With a gnarled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 11 December 2014, 09:46:09 pm
Hairy Virgin bollock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 11 December 2014, 09:57:27 pm
from a dog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 December 2014, 11:17:56 am
added for fun
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 December 2014, 04:17:05 pm
but it did
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 12 December 2014, 07:05:04 pm
take a shine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 12 December 2014, 08:03:18 pm
To his flacid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 December 2014, 01:06:50 am
  egg on toast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 13 December 2014, 08:04:01 am
covered with Marmite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 13 December 2014, 02:20:00 pm
And slobbering wildly.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 13 December 2014, 02:21:23 pm
On Christo's gay
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 December 2014, 03:40:22 pm
Mastiff pup which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 13 December 2014, 05:46:02 pm
Bit Exupnut's bollox
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 December 2014, 06:15:40 pm
then ran away
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 13 December 2014, 08:16:52 pm
with the knob
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 13 December 2014, 08:28:09 pm
from a large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 13 December 2014, 08:49:14 pm
Piece of Christmas
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 December 2014, 10:47:02 am
Suckling pig which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 14 December 2014, 10:47:33 am
Was roasted in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 December 2014, 02:07:23 pm
a Tandoor in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 14 December 2014, 03:17:43 pm
The deep recesses
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: hotmetal on 15 December 2014, 07:01:59 am
Of my mind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 December 2014, 08:39:21 am
for 30 minutes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 15 December 2014, 12:21:08 pm
Well done. Yum!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 December 2014, 07:02:46 pm
that tastes good
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 15 December 2014, 08:59:55 pm
Better than Doritos?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 15 December 2014, 10:28:38 pm
Mexican sick on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 16 December 2014, 09:36:33 am
flakes of dried
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 16 December 2014, 10:00:08 am
Dandruff with salsa
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 December 2014, 04:53:41 pm
liberally splattered on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 16 December 2014, 09:17:50 pm
His Rukka suit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 December 2014, 09:46:05 am
not being waterproof
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 17 December 2014, 06:20:36 pm
While adamantly disagreeing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 December 2014, 07:28:00 pm
 with his mum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 17 December 2014, 09:01:48 pm
In falsetto tone
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 18 December 2014, 11:16:03 am
about the best
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 December 2014, 07:11:37 pm
  Time to play.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 December 2014, 04:56:36 pm
with his large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 19 December 2014, 06:56:57 pm
Thousand cc motorbike
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 December 2014, 07:29:09 pm
 Annoying the neighbours
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: highlander on 19 December 2014, 09:56:44 pm
with his nudity
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 December 2014, 10:14:04 pm
While pulling wheelie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 19 December 2014, 10:52:10 pm
with a hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 December 2014, 04:28:16 pm
butler to tell
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 20 December 2014, 06:57:25 pm
His big bullshit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: highlander on 20 December 2014, 07:29:58 pm
to the police
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: odbguy on 20 December 2014, 10:59:42 pm
And the vicar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 21 December 2014, 03:21:48 pm
While kiddy fiddling
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 21 December 2014, 07:00:59 pm
brasso out wiggins
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 December 2014, 09:40:24 am
told the congregation
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 December 2014, 12:25:30 pm
Thou shall not
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 22 December 2014, 12:46:51 pm
hide one's chicken
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 22 December 2014, 02:17:34 pm
under your veg
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 December 2014, 02:58:22 pm
instead put it.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 December 2014, 09:28:41 am
in a very
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 23 December 2014, 06:03:09 pm
Well preheated oven
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 23 December 2014, 06:57:26 pm
gas mark 69
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 December 2014, 07:07:29 pm
until it orgasm's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 24 December 2014, 07:52:31 am
Like a nun
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 24 December 2014, 08:58:21 am
spit roasted over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 December 2014, 09:08:55 am
a suckling pig
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 24 December 2014, 09:53:26 am
so her juices
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 December 2014, 06:37:45 pm
 taste so sweet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 December 2014, 10:35:38 am
and add a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 26 December 2014, 06:42:54 pm
pubic hair garnish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 26 December 2014, 07:38:10 pm
with crusty brown
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 December 2014, 08:42:46 pm
dangleberries sprinkled over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 26 December 2014, 08:59:36 pm
blood stained pants
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 27 December 2014, 10:04:56 am
After partying at
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 27 December 2014, 02:14:47 pm
Michael Barrymore pool
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 December 2014, 06:33:18 pm
without drowning yourself
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 December 2014, 12:11:07 pm
and making up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 December 2014, 07:02:30 pm
 a wet pussy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 December 2014, 07:18:13 pm
wetter than a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 29 December 2014, 09:04:10 pm
Whore on Viagra
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 December 2014, 09:33:41 am
whose stiff neck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 December 2014, 10:20:47 am
caused embarrassment to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 December 2014, 06:49:19 pm
the Albanian biker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 December 2014, 08:06:43 pm
Christo was mooning
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 31 December 2014, 06:32:55 am
In an attempt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 31 December 2014, 09:10:53 am
to woo him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 December 2014, 02:56:08 pm
into a compromising
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 31 December 2014, 03:19:28 pm
position in Britany
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 December 2014, 07:11:31 pm
 on the beach
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 January 2015, 10:52:16 am
without his special
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 January 2015, 12:19:43 pm
Gaelic snail sauce
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 01 January 2015, 02:14:47 pm
(Hahahaha) so instead he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 January 2015, 02:18:25 pm
used his own
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 January 2015, 06:41:30 pm
 supply of jism
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 01 January 2015, 06:42:29 pm
to slick back
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 01 January 2015, 08:38:53 pm
His bum chum's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 January 2015, 09:27:28 am
hairy crack. undeterred
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 January 2015, 12:31:49 pm
he proceeded to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 January 2015, 01:49:06 pm
wreck another bike
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 02 January 2015, 03:08:09 pm
And a car
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 January 2015, 03:17:37 pm
within a few
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 January 2015, 10:24:23 am
hours of returning
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 January 2015, 05:00:58 pm
with the insurance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 03 January 2015, 05:32:26 pm
Outrageously high AGAIN
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 03 January 2015, 09:46:59 pm
his hard on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 January 2015, 11:26:54 am
failed to materialise
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 04 January 2015, 11:57:02 am
While observing females
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 January 2015, 05:18:33 pm
through the toilet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 January 2015, 09:46:36 am
cubicle wall holes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 January 2015, 07:12:08 pm
 as he jerked........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 January 2015, 10:26:55 pm
to the thought
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: odbguy on 06 January 2015, 10:18:17 am
Of Elton John
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 06 January 2015, 10:21:00 am
riding his face
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 January 2015, 10:22:53 am
Fudnut's bollox were
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 January 2015, 10:23:44 am
beginning to chafe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 January 2015, 10:24:03 am
On the chains
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 January 2015, 10:24:47 am
tied to the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 January 2015, 10:25:58 am
F1 car driven
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 January 2015, 10:28:24 am
by a girl
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 January 2015, 10:28:54 am
Fudnut being towed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 January 2015, 10:34:06 am
using her big
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 06 January 2015, 11:04:52 am
bangers which clapped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 January 2015, 11:06:54 am
Themselves firmly around
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 January 2015, 03:52:19 pm
a pole which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 06 January 2015, 04:00:44 pm
Fudnut Fudnut Fudnut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 January 2015, 06:03:57 pm
Was penetrated by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 06 January 2015, 06:26:22 pm
Fudnut Fudnut Fudnut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Woodzey80 on 06 January 2015, 06:33:13 pm
FUDNUT A BELLEND !!!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 06 January 2015, 06:39:11 pm
(On here 1 day and already cussin....you'll do well....FUDNUT)

Fudnut Fudnut Fudnut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 January 2015, 06:41:49 pm
Give up, Fuddikins
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 06 January 2015, 06:46:55 pm
Fudnut Fudnut Fudnut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 January 2015, 07:07:59 pm
anyone for tennis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 06 January 2015, 07:42:15 pm
with his boll erks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 06 January 2015, 09:56:27 pm
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Three FOCCIN words
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 06 January 2015, 10:36:55 pm
who's foccin fudnuts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 January 2015, 10:46:11 pm
VNA and Lew  :D
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: richfzs on 06 January 2015, 11:14:08 pm
Pair of fudnuts
:rollin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 January 2015, 06:45:58 am
Had a duel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 07 January 2015, 09:34:27 am
With Simple Simon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 January 2015, 09:48:11 am
Complaining about it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 07 January 2015, 02:13:09 pm
Again and again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 January 2015, 02:24:59 pm
Scottish Independence again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 07 January 2015, 02:29:35 pm
will still remain
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 January 2015, 02:30:09 pm
a pipe dream
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 January 2015, 03:55:18 pm
stuffed in a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 January 2015, 05:04:23 pm
tatty old suitcase
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 January 2015, 06:07:08 pm
with a dog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 January 2015, 06:43:29 pm
And shrodinger's cat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 January 2015, 06:46:52 pm
In several pieces
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 January 2015, 06:58:50 pm
all mixed up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 January 2015, 07:48:49 pm
Shaken not stirred
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 January 2015, 08:28:47 am
like a martini
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 08 January 2015, 08:47:19 am
liveried Lancia Itegrale
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 January 2015, 08:57:02 am
. all show and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 08 January 2015, 10:53:55 am
driven by a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 January 2015, 10:55:11 am
suit wearing twat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 08 January 2015, 11:18:08 am
looking remarkably like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 January 2015, 11:41:51 am
Fudnut on crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 08 January 2015, 01:53:28 pm
. Maybe it was?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 January 2015, 02:21:39 pm
We may never
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 08 January 2015, 02:33:28 pm
look at kebabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 January 2015, 02:46:57 pm
the same again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 January 2015, 05:24:17 pm
speaking of kebabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 January 2015, 05:54:26 pm
extra chilli please?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 09 January 2015, 11:20:44 pm
said the pisshead
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 January 2015, 03:24:06 pm
who had staggered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 January 2015, 05:52:07 pm
Through the EuroTunnel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 January 2015, 07:11:49 pm
carrying an illegal........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 January 2015, 05:37:52 pm
bag of crisps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 11 January 2015, 06:45:44 pm
Fried frog flavour
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 January 2015, 08:17:44 pm
what fried frenchman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 January 2015, 08:37:03 pm
well a pickled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 11 January 2015, 10:51:50 pm
egg or onion
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 11 January 2015, 11:15:31 pm
which they shove
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 January 2015, 07:32:00 pm
auntie winnie's arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 12 January 2015, 07:33:18 pm
Avoiding her grapes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: odbguy on 12 January 2015, 10:22:59 pm
But quickly licking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 12 January 2015, 10:48:09 pm
Her spooging pipe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: odbguy on 12 January 2015, 10:51:59 pm
Then sticking his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 January 2015, 04:22:31 pm
big red lollypop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 January 2015, 04:30:09 pm
in his pocket
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 13 January 2015, 04:41:24 pm
made of rubber
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 January 2015, 02:13:13 pm
to match his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 14 January 2015, 02:46:12 pm
white gimp suit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 14 January 2015, 03:28:48 pm
Made of leather
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 January 2015, 05:24:45 pm
with holes in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 January 2015, 07:07:04 pm
for extra tittilation
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 14 January 2015, 09:37:09 pm
For acid drop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 January 2015, 10:40:37 am
or pineapple cube
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 15 January 2015, 12:24:16 pm
rubbed on eyeball
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 January 2015, 12:56:40 pm
really really stings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 January 2015, 06:58:57 pm
like his ring
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 January 2015, 07:50:54 pm
post vindaloo curry
Title: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 15 January 2015, 10:23:01 pm
On aciddrops butpipe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 16 January 2015, 07:03:52 am
cleaned with drainrods
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 16 January 2015, 10:40:50 am
By Exupnut who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 January 2015, 11:51:35 am
is a sadist
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 16 January 2015, 12:48:38 pm
Sadie on weekends
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 16 January 2015, 01:30:05 pm
dressed up in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 January 2015, 04:23:55 pm
tassels and feathers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 16 January 2015, 06:21:26 pm
trying to attract
Title: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 16 January 2015, 06:22:22 pm
red98's gorgeous daughter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: red98 on 16 January 2015, 06:27:09 pm
Reds worst nightmare.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 January 2015, 07:13:07 pm
is getting near..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 16 January 2015, 09:36:16 pm
point of impact
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 January 2015, 03:57:37 pm
but can be
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 17 January 2015, 04:30:38 pm
Remedied with a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 17 January 2015, 04:48:45 pm
with a swift
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 January 2015, 05:51:33 pm
stuttering fool. Then
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 January 2015, 06:08:09 pm
in total denial
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 January 2015, 06:20:14 pm
wearing a milf
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 17 January 2015, 07:26:25 pm
Mask on her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 January 2015, 11:07:50 am
left armpit which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 18 January 2015, 04:51:34 pm
smelt like haddock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 January 2015, 09:32:32 pm
On Sunday afternoon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 18 January 2015, 09:49:07 pm
Near the lakes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 January 2015, 09:15:37 am
on a hot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 19 January 2015, 09:44:55 am
Wife belonging to...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 January 2015, 09:49:57 am
the local gamekeeper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 January 2015, 10:09:34 am
Game for anything
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 19 January 2015, 10:34:31 am
who looked like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 January 2015, 10:46:10 am
a baboons arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 January 2015, 12:10:56 pm
with two red
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 19 January 2015, 12:25:50 pm
98's toupee pieces
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 19 January 2015, 12:57:47 pm
glued to her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 19 January 2015, 02:04:24 pm
on her elbows
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 January 2015, 02:44:12 pm
In full view
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 19 January 2015, 02:56:51 pm
for all to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 19 January 2015, 03:00:50 pm
lick and nibble
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 19 January 2015, 03:50:09 pm
like Oreo biscuits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 19 January 2015, 05:07:35 pm
to dunk in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 January 2015, 05:43:17 pm
a cold glass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 January 2015, 07:55:15 pm
of stewed lentils
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 19 January 2015, 08:05:06 pm
and anal juice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 19 January 2015, 08:24:49 pm
Which tasted rather
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 20 January 2015, 08:28:55 am
good surprisingly but
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 January 2015, 08:48:45 am
left an after
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Looney tune on 20 January 2015, 08:50:27 am
taste of rancid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 January 2015, 08:53:13 am
maggots. Nutritious though
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Looney tune on 20 January 2015, 08:57:56 am
if you're a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 January 2015, 09:16:38 am
half-dead ant-eating hermaphrodite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 20 January 2015, 10:02:27 am
in the jungle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 20 January 2015, 10:33:56 am
where the python
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 20 January 2015, 01:10:13 pm
swallowed my arm
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 20 January 2015, 01:14:33 pm
Deeeeep throat style
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 January 2015, 01:46:31 pm
like Linda Lovelace
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 20 January 2015, 03:01:39 pm
did not even
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 January 2015, 03:05:13 pm
flinch as it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 20 January 2015, 04:18:58 pm
got to hairy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 January 2015, 04:31:57 pm
Arm pit territory
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 20 January 2015, 07:51:32 pm
that tasted like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 20 January 2015, 07:55:58 pm
hairy arse clinkers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 January 2015, 01:10:52 am
Belonging to Brown1664
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 January 2015, 08:55:37 am
. Exupnut recognised the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 January 2015, 01:00:20 pm
Man inside brown1664's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 January 2015, 02:03:20 pm
mirror as himself
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 January 2015, 03:32:32 pm
But mistaken identity
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 January 2015, 03:51:54 pm
is often blamed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 January 2015, 04:51:51 pm
For brown1664's infidelities
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 January 2015, 06:05:22 pm
What is infidelity ???
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 21 January 2015, 06:09:28 pm
a record player
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 January 2015, 08:45:18 am
from the 70's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 January 2015, 09:33:33 am
Like a growler?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 January 2015, 09:35:45 am
but even scratchier
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 January 2015, 10:47:00 am
Not refined then
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 January 2015, 11:52:33 am
like crude oil
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 22 January 2015, 03:11:02 pm
slipping around the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 22 January 2015, 03:49:45 pm
sex lube shelf
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 22 January 2015, 07:09:42 pm
in Jordan,s bedroom
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 22 January 2015, 07:27:37 pm
decked out like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Neon Knight on 22 January 2015, 07:32:08 pm
a hamster's garage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 22 January 2015, 07:34:50 pm
with a gash
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 January 2015, 07:58:41 pm
That never heals
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 22 January 2015, 08:13:58 pm
an open kebab.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 January 2015, 08:59:53 pm
With fish sauce
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 22 January 2015, 09:19:46 pm
seeping out down
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 January 2015, 08:54:23 am
her inner thighs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 23 January 2015, 09:32:37 am
over the scabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 23 January 2015, 09:57:16 am
that are caused
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 23 January 2015, 10:10:12 am
by the crabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 23 January 2015, 10:33:07 am
regurgitating septic fluid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 23 January 2015, 10:51:38 am
Onto a crackheads
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 23 January 2015, 11:10:39 am
exposed left nipple
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 January 2015, 12:01:24 pm
To be licked........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 23 January 2015, 12:44:08 pm
like a lollypop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 January 2015, 12:45:39 pm
but not an
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 23 January 2015, 04:15:50 pm
Frozen one but
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 23 January 2015, 05:21:45 pm
Vagazzle flavoured Chuppachup
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 23 January 2015, 10:33:21 pm
Lolly covered in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 24 January 2015, 12:09:29 am
A see through
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 24 January 2015, 09:07:27 am
layer of juice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 January 2015, 10:36:31 am
Dripping from her.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 24 January 2015, 12:42:23 pm
Hairy nostril holes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 January 2015, 02:42:25 pm
which look like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 24 January 2015, 03:33:03 pm
old lunar craters
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 24 January 2015, 06:11:09 pm
that where  used
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 January 2015, 09:25:31 pm
For dumping rubbish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 24 January 2015, 10:31:15 pm
by local council
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 January 2015, 10:35:15 am
employees on valium
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 January 2015, 10:36:32 am
While sucking pussy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 25 January 2015, 04:48:14 pm
through a straw
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 25 January 2015, 05:10:17 pm
Dipped in Rhohypnol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 25 January 2015, 07:10:59 pm
so the feltching
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nightfury on 26 January 2015, 07:31:57 am
so yummy and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 January 2015, 05:31:56 pm
Sticky. How tasty!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 January 2015, 07:25:00 pm
twat really is
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 26 January 2015, 07:26:28 pm
when drenched in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 January 2015, 09:44:29 am
raspberry jam and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 27 January 2015, 04:53:54 pm
cotton wool balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 January 2015, 07:17:17 pm
  wiped round the.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 28 January 2015, 01:21:05 pm
gorgeous mouth of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 28 January 2015, 01:32:02 pm
a rabid dog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 28 January 2015, 03:12:18 pm
which bit me
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 January 2015, 03:42:35 pm
on the willy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 January 2015, 06:22:01 pm
which had a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 28 January 2015, 07:33:16 pm
90 Deg bend
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 28 January 2015, 08:49:42 pm
Due to wifey's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 28 January 2015, 10:31:18 pm
Rough hand job
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 January 2015, 04:04:49 pm
using her marigolds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 29 January 2015, 05:23:35 pm
And fairy liquid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 January 2015, 08:04:54 am
to gently tease
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 30 January 2015, 09:04:35 am
her little finger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 30 January 2015, 04:24:06 pm
Into the bowling (ball)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 January 2015, 04:47:26 pm
aimed at Christo's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 30 January 2015, 05:23:02 pm
silhouette as he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 30 January 2015, 05:34:51 pm
Pretended his nob
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 January 2015, 09:14:35 pm
was the dogs......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 30 January 2015, 10:19:47 pm
favorite chewy toy 
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 January 2015, 06:14:47 pm
with big lumpy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 31 January 2015, 06:17:09 pm
dog chewy bones
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 31 January 2015, 07:05:19 pm
Them bones them
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 31 January 2015, 09:43:25 pm
 :D :'( :lol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 February 2015, 09:58:19 am
were indentified as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 February 2015, 03:45:43 pm
  rock solid turds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 01 February 2015, 06:08:34 pm
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Three foccin words
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 01 February 2015, 07:21:16 pm
That don't make
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 February 2015, 08:27:40 am
a noise when
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 February 2015, 09:00:04 am
whispered in to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 February 2015, 09:31:26 am
the garlic smelling
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 February 2015, 12:14:06 pm
Bowling pins that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 February 2015, 12:47:41 pm
resembled a phallus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 February 2015, 12:50:13 pm
Which BBrown sat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 02 February 2015, 01:27:55 pm
His hat on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 February 2015, 03:44:20 pm
 at coffee time
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 February 2015, 03:48:20 pm
With a donut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 February 2015, 04:35:41 pm
hung on the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 February 2015, 05:30:48 pm
Latex-covered gimp
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 02 February 2015, 07:24:54 pm
He kept in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 February 2015, 08:48:26 am
the understairs cupboard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 February 2015, 03:23:23 pm
and lets out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 03 February 2015, 04:05:28 pm
Once a month
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 February 2015, 04:06:20 pm
to meet the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 03 February 2015, 04:10:46 pm
The foccers nextdoor
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 February 2015, 07:02:15 pm
for a pint
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 03 February 2015, 07:44:21 pm
And some nuts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 February 2015, 09:37:00 am
and bolts which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 February 2015, 07:15:43 pm
which taste rusty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 February 2015, 08:59:15 am
like vinegar soaked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 February 2015, 09:21:16 am
nadgers. hairy nadgers.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 05 February 2015, 05:32:37 pm
Which badgers rimes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 February 2015, 02:09:52 pm
With quite well
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 February 2015, 07:10:37 pm
 as we know
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 February 2015, 10:01:40 am
ruff as a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 07 February 2015, 01:25:23 pm
Ruff thing so
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 February 2015, 10:24:50 am
spikey that it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 February 2015, 04:03:19 pm
pricked your fingers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 08 February 2015, 04:15:50 pm
And made him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 08 February 2015, 07:37:26 pm
wear some gloves
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 08 February 2015, 09:16:50 pm
Very PINK marigolds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 February 2015, 08:55:11 am
stretched across his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 February 2015, 03:11:26 pm
pulstating huge knobbly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 09 February 2015, 05:18:27 pm
Member as he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 February 2015, 07:14:30 pm
twisted his foreskin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 February 2015, 07:51:22 pm
and tied it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 February 2015, 08:07:46 pm
To his bollox
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 09 February 2015, 10:26:48 pm
At the back
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 10 February 2015, 02:03:25 pm
by his ring
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 10 February 2015, 03:36:10 pm
Ding ding doorbell
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 February 2015, 08:41:27 am
rang and he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 February 2015, 01:50:18 pm
scared the crap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 11 February 2015, 01:56:54 pm
Out of BBrown
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 11 February 2015, 04:26:42 pm
Who jumped a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 February 2015, 04:36:54 pm
feccin mile when
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 February 2015, 07:17:10 pm
fecked from behind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 11 February 2015, 09:01:51 pm
Which was a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 February 2015, 03:00:56 pm
lively back scuttler
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 February 2015, 04:20:22 pm
and a shock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 12 February 2015, 04:48:19 pm
Absorber in the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 12 February 2015, 05:34:00 pm
Boot unused by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 12 February 2015, 05:37:47 pm
Oscar Pistorius because
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 February 2015, 09:25:15 am
without his legs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 13 February 2015, 09:50:03 am
He was a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 February 2015, 11:30:35 am
3ft nothing wimp
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: odbguy on 13 February 2015, 12:12:38 pm
But trigger happy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 February 2015, 12:47:45 pm
with shortman syndrome
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 13 February 2015, 01:00:00 pm
Now being gangbanged
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 February 2015, 01:36:50 pm
in the prison
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 13 February 2015, 02:03:01 pm
By black dudes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 February 2015, 02:18:05 pm
using broom handles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 13 February 2015, 02:20:21 pm
To prop him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 February 2015, 02:25:30 pm
up while they
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 February 2015, 07:08:42 pm
 shag his ears
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 13 February 2015, 09:26:20 pm
with hard merekakts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 February 2015, 09:45:12 am
and old hedgehogs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 February 2015, 06:25:03 pm
dipped in treacle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 15 February 2015, 09:39:23 am
(The poor buggers)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 February 2015, 01:09:15 pm
sweet and spikey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 16 February 2015, 12:32:14 pm
Jammed tightly in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 February 2015, 12:44:03 pm
to the gap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 February 2015, 07:15:03 pm
 of his bumcheeks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 16 February 2015, 07:17:55 pm
which also had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 February 2015, 07:17:38 pm
skidmarks lurking there
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 February 2015, 09:03:53 pm
from a skidding
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 February 2015, 09:58:28 am
sliding, mark creating
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 February 2015, 05:45:36 pm
tyre tracks up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 19 February 2015, 05:51:28 pm
to the clinkers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 February 2015, 07:01:45 pm
round the cobblers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 February 2015, 09:11:48 am
and down into
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 20 February 2015, 10:11:32 am
The Ace carpark
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 February 2015, 07:07:00 pm
for a quickie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 20 February 2015, 07:17:08 pm
With a slapper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 20 February 2015, 08:40:34 pm
On a Fazer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 February 2015, 02:19:41 pm
mooning at others
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 21 February 2015, 08:50:34 pm
With his slipper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 February 2015, 10:05:14 pm
being well polished
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 22 February 2015, 01:11:43 pm
by a bellboy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 February 2015, 01:41:54 pm
who was backed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 February 2015, 03:42:28 pm
in a corner
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 22 February 2015, 03:58:00 pm
by Chelsea fans
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 February 2015, 04:30:55 pm
Chanting racist shite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 February 2015, 04:34:39 pm
to martians who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 23 February 2015, 05:17:07 pm
Had just landed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 23 February 2015, 06:41:40 pm
from base twickenham
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 23 February 2015, 06:45:41 pm
For the rugby
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 February 2015, 07:12:53 pm
 cup piss up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 24 February 2015, 01:18:58 am
They had some
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 24 February 2015, 08:29:15 am
real focced up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 24 February 2015, 01:24:26 pm
Marian brew that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 February 2015, 07:52:44 pm
melted their socks
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Post by: maddog04 on 25 February 2015, 08:32:46 am
shrivelled their cocks
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Post by: ChristoT on 25 February 2015, 08:48:18 am
Hard as rocks
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Post by: Oldgit on 25 February 2015, 09:28:39 am
and tasted like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 February 2015, 10:23:17 am
Rancid cunt juice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 25 February 2015, 01:48:01 pm
Your ex girlfriend?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rexr on 25 February 2015, 01:57:42 pm
Was at Tescos
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Post by: taylor on 25 February 2015, 04:56:58 pm
with a plunger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 February 2015, 07:27:57 pm
 Up her fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 February 2015, 03:05:53 pm
the narrow end
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 26 February 2015, 03:19:34 pm
secured in powerdrill
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 February 2015, 04:22:52 pm
With Value kippers
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Post by: acid drop on 26 February 2015, 07:09:31 pm
and fishy smells
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 27 February 2015, 06:38:03 pm
made the rubber
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Post by: acid drop on 27 February 2015, 07:03:21 pm
start to melt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ton13 on 28 February 2015, 01:49:32 pm
even though she
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 February 2015, 02:22:29 pm
was well lubricated
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 February 2015, 06:46:40 pm
with Castrol R
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 March 2015, 09:05:14 am
and wd 40
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 01 March 2015, 06:16:44 pm
her big nuts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 March 2015, 12:18:39 pm
And his bolts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: HarryHornby on 02 March 2015, 12:31:43 pm
were still stuck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 02 March 2015, 01:58:18 pm
heat was tried
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 02 March 2015, 02:00:19 pm
So he rested
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 March 2015, 04:05:10 pm
until things cooled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 02 March 2015, 04:21:33 pm
then another squirt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 March 2015, 04:35:12 pm
of WD40 allowed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 March 2015, 05:08:33 pm
him to screw
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 02 March 2015, 05:32:44 pm
it to the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 March 2015, 06:59:25 pm
furthest inner depths
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 March 2015, 07:17:59 pm
of her soul
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 March 2015, 07:26:03 pm
Which sounds painful
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 March 2015, 09:22:06 pm
and it is
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 March 2015, 08:46:43 am
big shoes are
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 March 2015, 09:06:35 am
a sign of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 03 March 2015, 12:29:24 pm
Being very lucky
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 03 March 2015, 12:41:56 pm
with a big
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Post by: Exupnut on 03 March 2015, 01:14:03 pm
Ego but small
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 March 2015, 01:23:39 pm
intended target for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 03 March 2015, 03:10:55 pm
such a weapon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 03 March 2015, 04:21:41 pm
with poor accuracy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 March 2015, 09:03:16 am
and a dodgy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 04 March 2015, 10:27:58 am
Patched, knitted condom
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 March 2015, 10:30:50 am
called a french
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 04 March 2015, 10:32:48 am
Tickler Scottish style
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 March 2015, 11:16:00 am
with haggis flavouring
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 04 March 2015, 11:35:25 am
For hungry deepthroats
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 March 2015, 03:22:11 pm
in a Debbie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 04 March 2015, 06:51:52 pm
Dewhurst pork chop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 March 2015, 07:04:41 pm
cooked medium rare
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: flesh on 04 March 2015, 09:20:30 pm
with a big
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 March 2015, 11:15:06 am
dose of salmonella
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 05 March 2015, 05:46:15 pm
for added flavour
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 March 2015, 07:45:06 pm
 oooooh how delicious
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 March 2015, 09:11:45 am
he said excitedly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 March 2015, 07:45:42 pm
 sporting an erection
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 06 March 2015, 09:18:59 pm
He looked down  :\
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 March 2015, 10:26:23 am
Why so small?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 07 March 2015, 11:28:34 am
It had shrunk :o
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 March 2015, 03:43:28 pm
to a minute
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 March 2015, 05:18:52 pm
Infintessimally, microscopically small
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 07 March 2015, 05:56:39 pm
worm like object
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 March 2015, 09:55:59 pm
oh how embarrasing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 08 March 2015, 04:24:53 pm
bollocks like footballs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 08 March 2015, 08:43:06 pm
ready to burst
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 March 2015, 10:34:14 pm
every blood vessel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 March 2015, 04:46:36 pm
in his thighs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 March 2015, 07:16:08 pm
and mess his.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 09 March 2015, 08:18:04 pm
poor old wife,s
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 09 March 2015, 09:56:43 pm
Best red dress
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 10 March 2015, 03:21:24 pm
That she wore
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 March 2015, 07:07:11 pm
 while being driven............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 March 2015, 03:19:22 pm
back from the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 14 March 2015, 04:58:19 pm
from lofo hq,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 March 2015, 06:34:51 pm
where she was...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 14 March 2015, 08:57:45 pm
Reading a book
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 14 March 2015, 09:24:31 pm
while sucking members
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 March 2015, 06:53:15 pm
 half eaten gobstoppers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 March 2015, 08:38:45 am
all the way
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 March 2015, 04:21:11 pm
till they were
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: HarryHornby on 16 March 2015, 04:28:54 pm
dissolved entirely.  She
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 16 March 2015, 05:42:05 pm
licked her lips

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 16 March 2015, 07:01:02 pm
salty and swollen
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 March 2015, 07:12:04 pm
 after being smacked.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 March 2015, 09:35:53 am
around the chops
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 17 March 2015, 01:43:17 pm
by a kangaroo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 March 2015, 04:12:59 pm
called Skippy who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 17 March 2015, 05:15:06 pm
was randomly violent
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 17 March 2015, 05:43:11 pm
because her bush
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 17 March 2015, 05:46:13 pm
Was so thick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 March 2015, 07:36:42 pm
you could hide........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 17 March 2015, 09:28:41 pm
A Fazer Thousand
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 17 March 2015, 09:44:46 pm
Up her mivvpipe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 March 2015, 07:10:26 pm
and park it......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 18 March 2015, 07:41:31 pm
chained to a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 March 2015, 07:55:20 pm
Fazer 600 trailer
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Post by: ChristoT on 18 March 2015, 08:18:11 pm
Manufactured with style
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 18 March 2015, 10:29:02 pm
and covered with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 19 March 2015, 12:21:11 am
various lighting devices
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 March 2015, 08:58:54 am
which whirled and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 19 March 2015, 09:18:07 am
Whizzed about
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 March 2015, 02:34:42 pm
causing his crash
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 19 March 2015, 03:06:56 pm
Into Bbrown's anus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: brooker81 on 19 March 2015, 03:14:59 pm
which he liked.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 19 March 2015, 03:58:40 pm
In the meantime,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 March 2015, 07:26:08 pm
  back at home.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 19 March 2015, 08:11:55 pm
Other stuff occurred
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 19 March 2015, 08:32:42 pm
like lottery winning
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 19 March 2015, 10:13:24 pm
ticket that's hidden
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 20 March 2015, 03:03:00 pm
I forget where
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 March 2015, 04:11:50 pm
or what i
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Rogerg on 20 March 2015, 04:41:32 pm
had for dinner
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 March 2015, 05:32:18 pm
with carrots in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 20 March 2015, 06:39:09 pm
my anal cheeks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 March 2015, 07:03:15 pm
it feels squishy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Kosmic Kartman on 20 March 2015, 07:10:15 pm
to the touch.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 20 March 2015, 10:52:56 pm
but quite pleasant
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 March 2015, 08:07:54 am
after buffing my
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 March 2015, 11:19:28 am
Fazer 600 trailer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 21 March 2015, 11:48:58 am
that was scrapped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 21 March 2015, 01:00:19 pm
Foccin' wasn't. Twat.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 21 March 2015, 01:15:20 pm
and then rebuilt ;)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 21 March 2015, 01:18:08 pm
Wanna buy it?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 March 2015, 04:23:11 pm
  No thank you
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 21 March 2015, 08:11:55 pm
Only if pink
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 21 March 2015, 09:00:28 pm
Could respray it. ;)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 21 March 2015, 09:21:33 pm
The story began...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 21 March 2015, 10:24:04 pm
in a  gypsy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 March 2015, 09:58:51 am
Caravan in a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 22 March 2015, 10:59:54 am
Galaxy far away
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 March 2015, 12:12:39 pm
With a Fazer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 22 March 2015, 02:04:48 pm
that could fly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 March 2015, 03:49:55 pm
(not a blue
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 March 2015, 05:20:27 pm
bottle but a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 March 2015, 08:12:29 pm
fast black one)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 22 March 2015, 08:48:54 pm
With a sidecar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 March 2015, 08:51:15 pm
(Saint Bernard optional)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 22 March 2015, 10:06:37 pm
which went like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 March 2015, 10:26:21 pm
Red Fazer. Slowly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 23 March 2015, 01:44:55 pm
Similar to silver
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 23 March 2015, 02:48:32 pm
Faster than yellow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 March 2015, 03:09:10 pm
as were all
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 23 March 2015, 03:30:31 pm
modes of conveyance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 March 2015, 07:12:50 pm
  at the time............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 23 March 2015, 07:48:32 pm
of steam arriving
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 March 2015, 08:00:59 am
late in the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 March 2015, 10:51:27 am
18th century. Meanwhile
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 March 2015, 07:17:18 pm
 back at home......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 24 March 2015, 07:31:09 pm
his nude wife
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 24 March 2015, 08:43:15 pm
Farts very loudly :eek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 25 March 2015, 02:16:17 pm
from her fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 March 2015, 05:38:29 pm
with the flaps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 25 March 2015, 05:47:27 pm
Open to MAX
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 25 March 2015, 06:58:16 pm
ready for Leroy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 March 2015, 07:16:50 pm
 to slide his..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 25 March 2015, 10:33:44 pm
finger of fun
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 March 2015, 11:35:24 am
so much chocolate
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 March 2015, 12:42:34 pm
Into her Slytherin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 26 March 2015, 05:59:05 pm
Filthy ear hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 March 2015, 07:04:31 pm
that has not......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 26 March 2015, 07:14:41 pm
seen Leroy juice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 27 March 2015, 01:40:30 pm
since the war

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 27 March 2015, 04:22:22 pm
on big black
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 March 2015, 04:30:41 pm
slab of marble
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 March 2015, 06:53:38 pm
 as a worktop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 27 March 2015, 09:28:01 pm
to lie on.. :evil
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 27 March 2015, 10:53:46 pm
spread wide eagle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 March 2015, 08:49:45 am
with a cavernous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 28 March 2015, 11:35:16 am
dark hairy hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 March 2015, 01:55:42 pm
  A man cave!.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 28 March 2015, 02:04:28 pm
To dwell in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 28 March 2015, 02:56:15 pm
And fettle bikes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 March 2015, 09:18:39 am
that are not
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 29 March 2015, 12:29:45 pm
covered in love
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 March 2015, 03:16:48 pm
but in need................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 29 March 2015, 05:07:56 pm
Of some attention
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 29 March 2015, 11:11:22 pm
of back end
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ebme Geek on 30 March 2015, 02:20:53 am
service and lubrication
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 March 2015, 07:11:45 pm
to assist penetration
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 30 March 2015, 08:17:04 pm
Of inner tubes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 March 2015, 07:05:20 pm
 and tyre levers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 31 March 2015, 10:06:47 pm
Albeit slightly bent
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 02 April 2015, 08:56:58 am
Like above poster
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 April 2015, 10:04:56 am
of a shaven
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 April 2015, 07:20:58 pm
 one legged beaver
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 03 April 2015, 09:03:12 pm
Trying to bury
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 03 April 2015, 10:14:14 pm
A fazer trailer :rollin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 03 April 2015, 10:26:40 pm
(not for sale)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 03 April 2015, 11:59:47 pm
he declared loudly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 April 2015, 09:13:30 am
whilst adjusting his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 04 April 2015, 02:08:37 pm
oversize jock strap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 April 2015, 06:36:42 pm
men in skirts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 04 April 2015, 08:19:41 pm
That were tartan
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: louthyz on 05 April 2015, 09:01:11 am
And very drafty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 05 April 2015, 11:10:03 am
But warm inside
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 April 2015, 09:03:33 am
but smelled of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 April 2015, 06:11:05 pm
 haggis and wee...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 06 April 2015, 07:24:15 pm
bit of spunk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 April 2015, 11:05:22 pm
Caused by primature
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 April 2015, 11:18:11 pm
ejaculation, due to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 April 2015, 03:02:01 pm
looking up kilts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 April 2015, 03:14:26 pm
on a Milf
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 07 April 2015, 04:02:38 pm
with crossed eyes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: HarryHornby on 07 April 2015, 04:53:14 pm
and wonky teeth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 07 April 2015, 07:31:34 pm
that gripped foreskins
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 April 2015, 07:36:50 pm
With iron grips
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 07 April 2015, 08:22:21 pm
and slabbery tongue :b
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 April 2015, 10:04:54 pm
sucking him dry
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 07 April 2015, 11:08:15 pm
try eating PUSSY
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 April 2015, 11:45:25 pm
Smelling of fish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 08 April 2015, 09:22:11 am
sprinkled with vinegar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 08 April 2015, 07:20:40 pm
from big bollocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnnyg on 08 April 2015, 07:45:09 pm
come little swimmers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 April 2015, 07:02:13 pm
 stroking like mad...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 April 2015, 07:55:23 pm
the base of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Explorer Mart on 09 April 2015, 08:56:34 pm
his hairy mountain

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 April 2015, 04:38:28 pm
eyebrows which were
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 April 2015, 07:11:34 pm
becoming very stiff
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 10 April 2015, 09:49:05 pm
Like a monobrow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 April 2015, 05:13:11 pm
only it went
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 April 2015, 07:22:22 pm
over his head
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 April 2015, 08:34:52 am
drop by drop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 17 April 2015, 09:03:26 am
balls now empty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 April 2015, 09:32:05 am
he collapsed in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 17 April 2015, 11:04:06 am
A painful heap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 April 2015, 07:03:23 pm
and fell asleep
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 17 April 2015, 09:23:40 pm
with a grin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 17 April 2015, 11:19:46 pm
and salty head
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 April 2015, 08:39:44 pm
 on his pillow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 18 April 2015, 08:57:38 pm
that was cream
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 April 2015, 07:17:05 pm
from the fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 April 2015, 04:08:09 pm
craddock's latest creation
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 May 2015, 07:07:16 pm
made by johnny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 06 May 2015, 09:34:06 pm
go Wilkinson johnny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 17 February 2016, 07:42:02 am
odd shaped balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 February 2016, 08:42:11 am
dangling in the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 17 February 2016, 08:54:18 am
Neither regions between
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 February 2016, 11:43:20 am
the two hookers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robbie8666 on 17 February 2016, 03:16:09 pm
in the scrum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 February 2016, 04:56:44 pm
eye to ear
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 17 February 2016, 07:26:56 pm
Breathing rather heavily
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Winder on 17 February 2016, 08:09:26 pm
she started to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 17 February 2016, 09:02:32 pm
push their tighthead
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 17 February 2016, 10:46:11 pm
Towards the Welsh
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 17 February 2016, 11:39:51 pm
Forming a ruck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 February 2016, 09:15:33 am
deep down within
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 18 February 2016, 09:41:36 am
The hairy folds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 February 2016, 11:11:51 am
of the welsh
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 February 2016, 01:54:07 pm
Sheep farmer who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 18 February 2016, 03:22:04 pm
Was enthusiastically bumming
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 February 2016, 03:26:31 pm
the welsh hooker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robbie8666 on 18 February 2016, 04:08:49 pm
who didn't charge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 18 February 2016, 04:23:58 pm
by the hour
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 February 2016, 04:43:57 pm
unless you farted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 18 February 2016, 07:35:10 pm
In which case
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 February 2016, 08:33:53 pm
He charges double
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 18 February 2016, 09:20:52 pm
For wet wipes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 February 2016, 09:27:50 pm
For the slime
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 18 February 2016, 10:18:12 pm
ball who shat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 February 2016, 11:12:31 pm
His Y Fronts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 18 February 2016, 11:19:14 pm
while out shopping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 February 2016, 09:03:10 am
with the Scottish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robbie8666 on 19 February 2016, 10:00:08 am
peoples liberation front
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 19 February 2016, 11:31:57 am
For liberal haggis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 19 February 2016, 01:21:24 pm
Are all gay
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 February 2016, 02:32:36 pm
Zoomers who would
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 February 2016, 04:13:36 pm
never hear a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 February 2016, 07:04:33 pm
dead mans fart
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 19 February 2016, 07:07:54 pm
Unless it hit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 February 2016, 08:17:03 pm
Between the eyea
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 19 February 2016, 09:56:56 pm
with the force
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 February 2016, 11:08:11 pm
A Guinness fart
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 20 February 2016, 08:31:35 am
Can muster. Meanwhile,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 February 2016, 04:33:32 pm
in the garage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 20 February 2016, 05:26:59 pm
Front tyre punctured  :eek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 20 February 2016, 06:12:51 pm
by a twig
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 February 2016, 06:15:40 pm
from a tree
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 20 February 2016, 10:00:40 pm
Covered in thorns
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 20 February 2016, 11:20:09 pm
With a gorilla
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 21 February 2016, 07:56:40 am
scratching he's arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 21 February 2016, 10:03:07 am
using a baboon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 21 February 2016, 10:49:51 am
to floss with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 February 2016, 12:29:45 pm
the gaps between
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 February 2016, 01:32:30 pm
his butt cheeks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 21 February 2016, 02:03:57 pm
smearing the crap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 21 February 2016, 02:51:02 pm
into the gland
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 February 2016, 03:28:56 pm
 inside his girlfriends
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 February 2016, 10:52:18 pm
tunnel of love
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 21 February 2016, 10:54:14 pm
The motorcycling armadillo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 February 2016, 03:54:35 pm
took offence to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 22 February 2016, 04:12:29 pm
smelling like Tuna
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 February 2016, 05:19:08 pm
despite looking like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 February 2016, 05:42:20 pm
Red98 on heat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 February 2016, 06:18:26 pm
(a terrifying prospect)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 22 February 2016, 06:32:59 pm
if only someone.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: red98 on 22 February 2016, 07:38:02 pm
Took me seriously
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 February 2016, 08:49:05 pm
Not a chance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 22 February 2016, 10:08:48 pm
said the clown
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 22 February 2016, 10:24:21 pm
Pulling his trousers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 23 February 2016, 07:18:55 am
Out of the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 February 2016, 08:43:13 am
baboons arse. Suddenly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 23 February 2016, 10:57:15 am
The rabid mongoose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 February 2016, 01:22:00 pm
took offence at
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 23 February 2016, 01:36:09 pm
the gorilla laughing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 February 2016, 01:37:54 pm
at Red98's mistake
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 February 2016, 01:41:41 pm
as he tried
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 February 2016, 01:49:44 pm
mounting the baboon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 23 February 2016, 02:40:03 pm
AKA grandma baboon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 23 February 2016, 04:44:17 pm
Thinking it was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 February 2016, 06:52:46 pm
great grandma baboon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 February 2016, 08:25:23 pm
Or grandpa baboon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 23 February 2016, 08:34:40 pm
either would suffice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 23 February 2016, 11:34:18 pm
Fill your boots
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 24 February 2016, 12:14:55 am
With monkey bestiality
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 24 February 2016, 08:35:55 am
because monkeys give
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 February 2016, 01:29:56 pm
great fun watching
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 February 2016, 06:59:34 pm
wanker like us
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 February 2016, 08:02:37 pm
Trying to mount
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 February 2016, 10:20:53 pm
the farmers wife
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 February 2016, 01:40:06 pm
who really does
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 February 2016, 02:08:22 pm
like it small
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 25 February 2016, 02:15:47 pm
Hence Red98's invitation
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 25 February 2016, 02:21:42 pm
To the Hobbitt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robbie8666 on 25 February 2016, 03:17:02 pm
on his trike
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 25 February 2016, 06:21:44 pm
Said Big Boy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 25 February 2016, 08:59:55 pm
Noggy the Nog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 February 2016, 08:46:48 pm
  And his dog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 26 February 2016, 10:39:55 pm
Called Frisky fazer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 February 2016, 10:42:29 pm
A three legged
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 26 February 2016, 10:45:50 pm
homosexual wonky donkey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 February 2016, 10:47:13 pm
Shagging pedigree chihuahua
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 February 2016, 01:14:07 pm
Bisexual gimped mature
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: hotmetal on 27 February 2016, 01:48:46 pm
Trannie seeks partner
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 27 February 2016, 02:51:29 pm
for mutually arranged
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 27 February 2016, 03:34:46 pm
Dwarf spit roasting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 27 February 2016, 04:31:22 pm
Involving Exupnut as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 27 February 2016, 05:53:41 pm
the central piece
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 February 2016, 06:24:39 pm
of the party
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 27 February 2016, 07:52:30 pm
He was eager
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 27 February 2016, 10:41:53 pm
Raring to go
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 27 February 2016, 10:54:19 pm
find a stable
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 27 February 2016, 11:02:07 pm
So he could
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: hotmetal on 28 February 2016, 01:22:19 pm
Feel a little
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 February 2016, 05:54:17 pm
umpa lumpa love
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 28 February 2016, 10:41:40 pm
just at bedtime
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 February 2016, 03:18:49 pm
after watching porn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 February 2016, 03:25:58 pm
on the BBC
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 29 February 2016, 05:23:40 pm
As you do
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 February 2016, 06:49:46 pm
when you're Red98
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 March 2016, 07:06:33 pm
 hard as nails
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 01 March 2016, 07:34:51 pm
using his knob
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 01 March 2016, 10:26:03 pm
to prize open
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 01 March 2016, 10:44:42 pm
The Umpa's mouth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 02 March 2016, 08:42:58 am
doesn't have teeth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 March 2016, 08:43:33 am
or a tongue
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 March 2016, 08:50:03 am
but has large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 March 2016, 08:52:27 am
Cheeks. Not that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 02 March 2016, 09:05:05 am
they expanded enough
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 March 2016, 09:15:29 am
but didn't need
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 March 2016, 09:19:52 am
To with the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 02 March 2016, 09:30:30 am
big black pudding
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 March 2016, 09:37:59 am
Stuck up his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 March 2016, 11:36:28 am
oversized left nostril
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 02 March 2016, 11:49:03 am
by the Hobbitt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 March 2016, 01:27:51 pm
with nine legs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 02 March 2016, 05:32:53 pm
and one big
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 02 March 2016, 06:20:42 pm
attitude which really
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 02 March 2016, 10:13:58 pm
Flicked his switch
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 03 March 2016, 08:07:29 am
when rimming his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 March 2016, 10:55:53 am
hamster with a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 March 2016, 11:22:36 am
block of cheese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 03 March 2016, 01:19:04 pm
before serving it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 March 2016, 01:55:33 pm
Beans on toast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 March 2016, 04:02:50 pm
and laxative chocolate
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 March 2016, 07:20:42 pm
covered in nuts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 03 March 2016, 08:13:16 pm
from squirrel shit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 March 2016, 08:50:02 am
which would make
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 March 2016, 09:10:01 am
any normal person
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 04 March 2016, 10:09:18 am
Eyes water but
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 March 2016, 10:34:28 am
Not Red98. He
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 04 March 2016, 03:09:50 pm
Preferred Christo's hairy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 March 2016, 03:31:53 pm
derriere that hung
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 March 2016, 04:51:39 pm
all over the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 04 March 2016, 06:17:01 pm
bunch of bananas
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 March 2016, 07:11:05 pm
 on mother kellys ..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 March 2016, 11:29:42 pm
dining room table
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 March 2016, 08:53:33 am
which was adorned
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 05 March 2016, 09:14:22 am
With several large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 05 March 2016, 03:23:21 pm
Black phallic candelabras
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 05 March 2016, 04:34:52 pm
contrasting with the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 05 March 2016, 09:15:29 pm
white 9" mambo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 March 2016, 10:30:30 am
snake which slithered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 March 2016, 01:17:15 pm
up Christo's chuff
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 March 2016, 02:07:40 pm
to his delight
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 06 March 2016, 03:56:29 pm
when riding over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 March 2016, 06:26:51 pm
Mother Kelly's doorstep
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 06 March 2016, 11:28:15 pm
On his Fazer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 07 March 2016, 08:19:59 am
which was damaged
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 07 March 2016, 08:34:09 am
But he wanted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 07 March 2016, 09:02:41 am
a trailor on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 March 2016, 12:06:26 pm
. A towbar was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 07 March 2016, 12:33:02 pm
total stupidity but
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 March 2016, 04:24:25 pm
he got one
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 March 2016, 04:50:05 pm
. What a plonker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 March 2016, 06:16:05 pm
.....but original although
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 07 March 2016, 08:49:49 pm
he crashed again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 07 March 2016, 11:18:33 pm
On his hangglider
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 08 March 2016, 07:36:01 am
into a hedge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 March 2016, 09:07:49 am
where dogging was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 March 2016, 10:54:38 am
being actively promoted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 08 March 2016, 12:47:18 pm
So, with glee
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 March 2016, 01:01:55 pm
he turned on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 08 March 2016, 08:05:05 pm
his battery operated
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 March 2016, 08:58:18 pm
Lights to let
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 08 March 2016, 09:12:46 pm
his action camera
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 09 March 2016, 06:29:55 am
Record the action
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 March 2016, 07:03:52 am
While Brown1664 sucked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 09 March 2016, 08:30:13 am
Through a straw
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 March 2016, 09:02:54 am
some milky substance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 March 2016, 09:06:32 am
from a McDonalds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 09 March 2016, 09:18:33 am
Clown who was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 09 March 2016, 10:31:46 am
just feltching his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 09 March 2016, 11:15:10 am
own arse which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 09 March 2016, 11:27:25 am
1664 enjoyed whilst
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 09 March 2016, 11:32:55 am
lapping his pet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 March 2016, 03:09:43 pm
mouse's arse piece
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 09 March 2016, 03:35:42 pm
Suddenly he noticed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 March 2016, 08:04:55 am
a gigantic phallic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 10 March 2016, 06:13:57 pm
marrow and jumped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 10 March 2016, 09:36:10 pm
through the gap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 10 March 2016, 10:01:18 pm
Shouting.... Tally-ho!!!!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 11 March 2016, 06:55:57 am
to stumble upon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 11 March 2016, 09:31:05 am
nude women holding
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 11 March 2016, 09:52:16 am
large phallic symbol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 March 2016, 09:16:14 am
that looked like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 March 2016, 08:34:27 pm
It was Camorons
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 March 2016, 09:45:10 am
warped dildo used
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 15 March 2016, 09:54:18 am
by mr motivator
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 March 2016, 10:10:38 am
on morning TV
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 15 March 2016, 03:49:59 pm
during Lorraine's session
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 March 2016, 03:51:09 pm
with Mrs Merkel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 March 2016, 04:49:58 pm
on the sofa
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 16 March 2016, 07:16:10 am
with a Bratwurst
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 March 2016, 10:48:33 am
straight from the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 16 March 2016, 12:55:57 pm
local imagrant,s bag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 March 2016, 01:23:58 pm
and into Exupnut's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 March 2016, 07:21:22 pm
 Leather bike  boots
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 16 March 2016, 07:26:15 pm
, red thigh length
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 March 2016, 09:31:12 am
with pink laces
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 17 March 2016, 09:34:13 am
And matching little
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 17 March 2016, 09:39:37 am
Frilly nipple clamps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 March 2016, 04:33:38 pm
adorned with spikes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 March 2016, 05:06:44 pm
attached to his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 17 March 2016, 07:14:24 pm
big old chopper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 17 March 2016, 08:28:26 pm
, fast blue vein
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 18 March 2016, 06:50:54 am
With senility encroaching
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 March 2016, 09:14:28 am
upon his wife
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 18 March 2016, 11:28:02 am
There was only
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 March 2016, 11:43:33 am
one real option
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 March 2016, 06:51:19 pm
  Take her shopping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 18 March 2016, 06:52:31 pm
That's masochism personified
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 March 2016, 01:04:21 pm
but always hold
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 March 2016, 06:51:34 pm
her hairy purse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 19 March 2016, 10:06:43 pm
For fear of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 20 March 2016, 07:54:28 am
the colostomy bag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 March 2016, 10:14:44 am
rupturing and then
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 20 March 2016, 10:35:29 am
The staff at
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 20 March 2016, 10:37:01 am
Kevin Spacey's brothel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 March 2016, 11:13:53 am
would be really
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 21 March 2016, 01:41:23 pm
Pissed off by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 21 March 2016, 01:47:11 pm
The smell alone
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 21 March 2016, 01:49:13 pm
Which was awful
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 March 2016, 02:30:12 pm
as she had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 21 March 2016, 02:55:19 pm
a chicken vindalo
Title: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 March 2016, 02:55:54 pm
Lodged inside her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 March 2016, 03:21:30 pm
keeping warm. Suddenly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 March 2016, 05:36:33 pm
REDCERI turned up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 21 March 2016, 06:29:47 pm
and puked up
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Post by: ChristoT on 21 March 2016, 07:48:54 pm
A Fazer exhaust ;)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 21 March 2016, 08:07:01 pm
Releasing the exup
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 21 March 2016, 08:13:54 pm
Cables tied round
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 March 2016, 08:46:55 pm
his nether region
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 21 March 2016, 09:39:55 pm
knee length pubes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 21 March 2016, 10:12:33 pm
that were ginger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 21 March 2016, 10:26:39 pm
just like Harry's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 March 2016, 08:49:02 am
Ginger nut squeezer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 March 2016, 07:05:25 pm
that painfully crushed.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 24 March 2016, 07:13:40 pm
the full girth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 March 2016, 12:09:11 pm
of his pimply
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 March 2016, 12:51:12 pm
puss filled apendage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 March 2016, 01:20:01 pm
swinging from his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 March 2016, 07:52:03 pm
 Dingly Dangly Nuts
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Post by: celticdog on 26 March 2016, 07:54:06 am
a pubic lice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 26 March 2016, 08:47:14 am
Started to tickle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 March 2016, 02:11:27 pm
His lady friend
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 March 2016, 08:32:56 pm
on her ringpiece
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 March 2016, 04:58:45 pm
which was covered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 27 March 2016, 05:01:42 pm
with infilpanel right
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 27 March 2016, 07:16:12 pm
to stop leekage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 27 March 2016, 07:16:46 pm
From the main
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 27 March 2016, 07:20:04 pm
Large hairy orifice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 27 March 2016, 07:25:00 pm
which oozed brown
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 March 2016, 07:29:23 pm
Puss like worms
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 28 March 2016, 09:02:16 pm
That tasted like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 28 March 2016, 10:07:04 pm
rusty lee,s inner.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 March 2016, 10:10:06 am
left flap coated
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 29 March 2016, 10:45:09 am
with a coating
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 March 2016, 10:53:13 am
from mr motivator
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 29 March 2016, 08:32:12 pm
extra large brown
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 30 March 2016, 02:24:39 pm
throbbing cum encrusted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 30 March 2016, 03:40:07 pm
Jamaican ginger cake
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 30 March 2016, 06:34:26 pm
was thrust into
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 March 2016, 07:33:07 pm
his star fish
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Post by: taylor on 30 March 2016, 09:42:42 pm
which hung open
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 March 2016, 09:22:27 am
like a well
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 31 March 2016, 10:11:44 am
Gaped gaping gapehole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 March 2016, 07:04:47 pm
ready to swallow........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 01 April 2016, 02:17:49 am
a deeply fluted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 01 April 2016, 08:51:59 am
Flutey flutish flute
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Post by: Oldgit on 01 April 2016, 09:06:55 am
made of old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 April 2016, 07:07:29 pm
 knickers and tampax
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 02 April 2016, 09:36:26 am
soaked in the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 02 April 2016, 10:54:04 pm
10 virgin juice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 April 2016, 08:57:53 am
fermented for 10
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 April 2016, 07:50:01 pm
long years until.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 04 April 2016, 07:57:04 pm
a long flutish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 04 April 2016, 08:10:32 pm
Fluted flutey flute
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 April 2016, 08:23:55 am
blower emerged from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 April 2016, 08:11:10 pm
my black handbag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 05 April 2016, 09:36:53 pm
which was shaped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 April 2016, 04:34:31 pm
like a racing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 06 April 2016, 08:58:18 pm
snake on drugs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 06 April 2016, 09:57:02 pm
supplied by BB
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 April 2016, 02:39:09 pm
Big Bum who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 April 2016, 07:45:09 pm
  had a small..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 April 2016, 08:07:40 pm
Nob like Dazza
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 08 April 2016, 11:22:35 pm
saw on his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 April 2016, 08:03:36 pm
 portable television set
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 09 April 2016, 09:16:31 pm
which had smellovision
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 10 April 2016, 02:41:47 pm
Obesity pandemic ensued
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 11 April 2016, 07:54:16 am
causing widespread diarrhea
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 11 April 2016, 09:24:09 am
to splatt all
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 April 2016, 11:16:16 am
and sundry nearby
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 11 April 2016, 11:41:18 am
As well as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 April 2016, 04:21:55 pm
those far away
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 11 April 2016, 07:12:15 pm
had splatt juice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 11 April 2016, 11:18:51 pm
All over face
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 12 April 2016, 07:32:44 am
And Dazza then...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 12 April 2016, 11:50:27 am
Without fear or
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 April 2016, 04:57:48 pm
favour managed to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 April 2016, 06:42:00 pm
get a prolapsed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 12 April 2016, 07:13:08 pm
rectum after taking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 April 2016, 07:34:25 pm
 to the hills
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 April 2016, 08:31:26 am
riding an old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 13 April 2016, 10:34:36 am
Flame he never
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 April 2016, 04:37:09 pm
really got over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 April 2016, 04:43:58 pm
because she was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 13 April 2016, 10:23:21 pm
A tranny with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 13 April 2016, 10:52:53 pm
A slow yellow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 April 2016, 08:13:11 am
stream of puss
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 April 2016, 08:57:38 am
running from her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 April 2016, 08:07:35 am
left nostril which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 April 2016, 09:14:37 am
pooled in her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 15 April 2016, 09:18:43 am
folds of fat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 April 2016, 11:04:12 am
ready for Exupnut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 April 2016, 08:16:10 am
to slip his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 16 April 2016, 10:42:46 am
disc whilst carrying
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 16 April 2016, 12:57:09 pm
What looked like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 April 2016, 07:32:46 pm
a german shepherd
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 16 April 2016, 09:39:32 pm
the shepherd,s wife
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 16 April 2016, 09:43:34 pm
and his sheep
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 17 April 2016, 08:41:07 am
To the top
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 April 2016, 01:53:16 pm
  of Ben Nevis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 April 2016, 01:58:57 pm
on a unicycle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 April 2016, 03:09:51 pm
With a towbar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 April 2016, 03:15:27 pm
. Christo was proud
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 19 April 2016, 06:45:11 pm
of his swelling
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 April 2016, 08:11:56 pm
  as it was........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 April 2016, 09:32:41 am
the biggest it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 20 April 2016, 10:09:00 am
could possibly be
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 April 2016, 05:31:32 pm
if you consider
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 April 2016, 07:31:13 pm
   He worked hard............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 20 April 2016, 07:34:27 pm
And flacid but
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 April 2016, 08:47:16 am
the blood supply
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 April 2016, 09:10:52 am
wasn't there. It
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 21 April 2016, 09:49:06 am
took sixteen viagra
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 April 2016, 10:08:48 am
and that only
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 April 2016, 04:22:22 pm
Just hardened his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 April 2016, 04:29:04 pm
the flaccid pimple
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 April 2016, 07:32:33 pm
 on his nose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 21 April 2016, 07:42:16 pm
which had 5punk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 21 April 2016, 07:46:47 pm
dripping off the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 22 April 2016, 07:01:46 am
wifes new curtains
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 April 2016, 08:57:01 am
.she hit the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 April 2016, 11:23:01 am
Hairy Christo sack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 April 2016, 11:44:25 am
as hard as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 22 April 2016, 03:20:11 pm
Hedgetrimmer hits hedges
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 April 2016, 03:26:39 pm
with sharper heels
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 23 April 2016, 09:27:33 am
for a topiary
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 April 2016, 01:25:51 pm
Vigazzle which looked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 April 2016, 03:56:02 pm
a dogs bollocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 24 April 2016, 12:19:13 am
fried and seasoned
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 24 April 2016, 12:19:47 am
With peri peri

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Post by: Oldgit on 24 April 2016, 12:03:57 pm
and reggae reggae
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 24 April 2016, 12:29:33 pm
Sauce which stuck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 24 April 2016, 09:44:53 pm
to her lips
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 April 2016, 11:37:41 am
. It burned Christo's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 25 April 2016, 12:04:09 pm
Wheel and exhaust
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 25 April 2016, 01:15:05 pm
And also the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 April 2016, 03:08:01 pm
scrap rear hugger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 April 2016, 03:38:13 pm
and the towbar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 25 April 2016, 06:31:54 pm
had no alcohol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 25 April 2016, 10:00:13 pm
In the trailer

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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 April 2016, 08:55:51 am
screenwash was used
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 27 April 2016, 05:28:08 am
as an enima
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 April 2016, 04:02:51 pm
which scoured his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 27 April 2016, 04:20:17 pm
rectum completely dad
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 April 2016, 07:05:59 pm
had to repair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 27 April 2016, 08:20:57 pm
the ripped spincter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 April 2016, 08:32:54 am
by inserting watermelon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 28 April 2016, 08:41:51 am
at mach one
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 28 April 2016, 06:31:19 pm
When crashing into...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 29 April 2016, 03:09:19 pm
the Hadron collider

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 29 April 2016, 03:15:56 pm
His hardon collided
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 29 April 2016, 03:20:23 pm
With a large

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Post by: Oldgit on 29 April 2016, 03:58:35 pm
Hadron who's arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 29 April 2016, 04:18:02 pm
black hole was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 29 April 2016, 04:22:16 pm
Uncomfortably sausage shaped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 April 2016, 07:13:21 pm
after being pummeled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 29 April 2016, 07:58:12 pm
With whole pineapple
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 29 April 2016, 08:43:36 pm
that was huge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 April 2016, 01:13:37 pm
with spikes around
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 30 April 2016, 01:43:31 pm
the outer edge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 30 April 2016, 05:17:21 pm
Which stung somewhat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 April 2016, 08:23:03 pm
 like being given............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 01 May 2016, 09:11:50 am
Sulphuric acid enema
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 May 2016, 03:52:59 pm
 courtesy of the.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 May 2016, 01:54:24 pm
foccers enema group
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 02 May 2016, 02:42:15 pm
Led by exupnut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 02 May 2016, 03:28:35 pm
Enabled by Kitcrazy

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Post by: acid drop on 02 May 2016, 05:38:03 pm
who was going.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 02 May 2016, 06:48:36 pm
at it like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 02 May 2016, 09:20:07 pm
fly's around shit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 May 2016, 12:43:11 pm
on a hot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 May 2016, 07:38:46 pm
winters day round..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 04 May 2016, 10:38:35 pm
Brown1664's smelly old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 May 2016, 02:38:17 pm
Rogered Sphincter which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 05 May 2016, 03:54:07 pm
Winked suggestively at
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 05 May 2016, 05:52:05 pm
His black boyfriend
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 05 May 2016, 08:22:42 pm
called 9" leroy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 06 May 2016, 02:12:06 pm
a rastafarian transvestite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 May 2016, 02:39:45 pm
Exupnut was jealous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 May 2016, 08:52:33 am
as his tackle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 May 2016, 07:41:21 pm
was rather inferior
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 May 2016, 09:51:09 pm
at 2 inches
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 16 May 2016, 07:25:36 pm
in its girth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 May 2016, 07:52:33 pm
when trebled up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 May 2016, 10:16:30 pm
With two doubles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 21 May 2016, 11:25:21 am
and a pube
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 May 2016, 03:00:05 pm
 things got interesting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 May 2016, 05:28:53 pm
When all foccers.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 22 May 2016, 07:26:07 pm
Had got their
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: paulkemp on 23 May 2016, 04:54:36 pm
Fazercats bloody stolen

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Post by: joebloggs on 23 May 2016, 07:02:04 pm
Collection of dildo's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 May 2016, 10:25:39 pm
Which ranged from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ChristoT on 26 May 2016, 10:27:50 pm
Tiny and irrelevant

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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 May 2016, 07:34:39 am
To spiked and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 30 May 2016, 07:31:44 pm
tight with lube
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 30 May 2016, 09:44:34 pm
At 18" across
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 30 May 2016, 11:12:52 pm
And slow red
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 May 2016, 07:14:16 pm
 like a coffindodger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 31 May 2016, 09:30:43 pm
playing with his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 June 2016, 04:45:23 pm
one swollen ball
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 June 2016, 04:46:28 pm
and wrinkled willy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 01 June 2016, 04:49:40 pm
which smelt of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 01 June 2016, 07:24:44 pm
a small rodent's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 01 June 2016, 11:51:10 pm
Hairy hazelnut sack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 June 2016, 05:18:52 pm
putrefying slowly and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 June 2016, 08:07:03 pm
dripping slowly away
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 04 June 2016, 07:57:51 pm
upon his gaping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 June 2016, 11:47:38 am
Japs Eye oozing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 05 June 2016, 09:50:21 pm
love oil bye
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 June 2016, 09:15:50 pm
the mouth full
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 June 2016, 09:49:46 am
all over his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 June 2016, 12:10:06 pm
Naked picture of....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 June 2016, 04:14:07 pm
Elton John who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 07 June 2016, 07:09:50 pm
was feltching his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 June 2016, 07:39:33 pm
son from school
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 08 June 2016, 12:58:16 pm
By eighteen years
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 June 2016, 02:25:27 pm
he was oldest
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 08 June 2016, 03:04:17 pm
And ringpiece widest
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 June 2016, 03:27:37 pm
of the group
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 June 2016, 08:46:47 am
and could breathe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 09 June 2016, 09:38:55 pm
even though he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 June 2016, 09:01:09 am
had no ears
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 June 2016, 01:09:33 pm
but was blessed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 10 June 2016, 02:45:43 pm
With a deformed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 June 2016, 03:40:34 pm
and undersized middle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 June 2016, 08:49:14 am
ball, one of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 June 2016, 08:55:28 am
solid dry jizz
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 14 June 2016, 10:44:18 am
Looks like Cheese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 June 2016, 11:49:09 am
battered lychee balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TomS_ on 14 June 2016, 01:24:22 pm
and
Title: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 14 June 2016, 01:28:37 pm
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Looking like TomS_'s
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 16 June 2016, 01:37:34 pm
Who's your daddy?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 16 June 2016, 01:59:29 pm
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Looking like TomS_'s
(Must have been bad lol)

or your vicar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 16 June 2016, 09:22:21 pm
Shirley frigging crabtree
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 16 June 2016, 10:33:56 pm
Giant Foccin Haystacks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 June 2016, 09:15:04 am
and Mick McManus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 17 June 2016, 11:44:38 am
and Mick McManus
Mick M Anus?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 June 2016, 05:22:50 pm
Who hung around
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 June 2016, 03:16:53 pm
by the ropes
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Post by: acid drop on 20 June 2016, 06:52:20 pm
With Steve Logan
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Post by: BIG MAC on 21 June 2016, 12:32:25 am
Wearing nipple tassles
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Post by: joebloggs on 21 June 2016, 08:20:23 am
and diamante thong
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 June 2016, 08:24:11 am
which did nothing
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Post by: ChristoT on 21 June 2016, 05:34:13 pm
To hide the

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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 June 2016, 06:00:30 pm
corn on the
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Post by: Oldgit on 22 June 2016, 09:09:47 pm
on his left
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Post by: joebloggs on 23 June 2016, 12:52:04 am
swollen testicle, which
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Post by: acid drop on 23 June 2016, 07:42:24 pm
was being fondled........
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 June 2016, 12:27:40 pm
by a bandit
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Post by: Oldgit on 25 June 2016, 07:59:03 am
named Pedro from
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Post by: Frosties on 25 June 2016, 05:05:32 pm
a quaint fishing
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Post by: ChristoT on 25 June 2016, 08:42:50 pm
Spot next to

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Post by: TOADY on 26 June 2016, 09:40:02 am
The river tyne
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Post by: celticdog on 26 June 2016, 01:17:29 pm
not in Europe
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Post by: TOADY on 26 June 2016, 02:37:50 pm
But close to
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Post by: Oldgit on 26 June 2016, 04:46:02 pm
Bulgmania the new
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Post by: TOADY on 26 June 2016, 07:01:33 pm
European community especially
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Post by: acid drop on 26 June 2016, 09:07:33 pm
for bollock fondlers
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Post by: Oldgit on 27 June 2016, 07:43:12 am
and rimmers who
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 June 2016, 08:46:47 am
were like management
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Post by: TOADY on 27 June 2016, 11:45:44 am
all up everyones
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Post by: acid drop on 27 June 2016, 10:25:49 pm
dirty old orifices
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Post by: Exupnut on 28 June 2016, 09:54:31 am
Closing Devilsyams sticky
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Post by: Oldgit on 29 June 2016, 05:52:56 pm
left nostril innard
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Post by: acid drop on 29 June 2016, 07:24:13 pm
until he cant.......
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Post by: taylor on 29 June 2016, 08:18:52 pm
breath for cum
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Post by: robbo on 29 June 2016, 10:28:03 pm
slowly starting to
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 June 2016, 09:06:34 am
fill his sinuses
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Post by: Oldgit on 30 June 2016, 09:39:05 am
and gumming up
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 June 2016, 11:30:55 am
his hearing until
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Post by: robbo on 30 June 2016, 11:59:53 pm
the infected eardrum
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Post by: Exupnut on 01 July 2016, 09:38:06 pm
Couldn't hear b1k3rdude
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Post by: Oldgit on 02 July 2016, 08:44:29 am
screaming as he
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Post by: robbo on 03 July 2016, 09:45:27 pm
kicked in the
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Post by: nickodemon on 03 July 2016, 10:29:29 pm
swarfega hand cleaner
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Post by: ChristoT on 03 July 2016, 10:30:29 pm
Dispenser attached to

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Post by: TOADY on 04 July 2016, 12:51:05 pm
My mum's cupboard
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Post by: robbo on 05 July 2016, 10:24:20 am
door which was
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 July 2016, 10:34:10 am
where she kept
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Post by: Oldgit on 05 July 2016, 11:10:34 am
her dildo collection
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Post by: TOADY on 05 July 2016, 11:32:15 am
and custard powder
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 July 2016, 11:34:51 am
to enhance the 
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Post by: joebloggs on 05 July 2016, 02:43:20 pm
Clitoral stimulus by
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 July 2016, 04:23:57 pm
by thickening the
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Post by: ChristoT on 05 July 2016, 06:43:13 pm
Manky spunk juice

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Post by: Exupnut on 05 July 2016, 06:46:05 pm
On her pert
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 July 2016, 08:29:57 pm
but pimpled butt
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Post by: Ferg on 05 July 2016, 10:23:20 pm
ered morning roll
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Post by: Exupnut on 05 July 2016, 10:42:26 pm
ers on his
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Post by: celticdog on 06 July 2016, 01:50:17 pm
Ginger Merkin which
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Post by: Oldgit on 08 July 2016, 02:58:02 pm
was full of
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 July 2016, 03:09:04 pm
dandruff which vosene
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Post by: Exupnut on 08 July 2016, 03:14:51 pm
Stung the clitoris
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Post by: robbo on 08 July 2016, 04:28:12 pm
lips so badly
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 July 2016, 05:22:43 pm
she had to
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Post by: Exupnut on 08 July 2016, 05:49:23 pm
Defer to Red98
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Post by: acid drop on 08 July 2016, 07:46:24 pm
to kiss them........
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Post by: Exupnut on 08 July 2016, 08:20:32 pm
Lest he kiss...
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Post by: robbo on 08 July 2016, 10:21:19 pm
the back of
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Post by: ChristoT on 08 July 2016, 10:43:19 pm
Her rather hairy

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Post by: robbo on 09 July 2016, 08:30:35 am
and severely arthritic
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Post by: Oldgit on 09 July 2016, 10:08:50 am
rectum which leaked
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 July 2016, 01:43:59 pm
all over his
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Post by: Exupnut on 09 July 2016, 03:06:24 pm
Slow red bike
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Post by: robbo on 09 July 2016, 05:39:14 pm
which had just
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Post by: nickodemon on 09 July 2016, 07:59:32 pm
Been thoroughly polished
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Post by: Exupnut on 09 July 2016, 08:01:41 pm
While wishing BLUE
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Post by: robbo on 09 July 2016, 11:17:51 pm
and pink stripes
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 July 2016, 12:43:06 pm
with purple spots
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Post by: nickodemon on 10 July 2016, 09:33:03 pm
on the tailpiece
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Post by: robbo on 10 July 2016, 09:36:24 pm
which had an
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Post by: Exupnut on 10 July 2016, 11:02:29 pm
Uncanny resemblance to
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Post by: ChristoT on 10 July 2016, 11:28:45 pm
Exupnuts old teabag

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Post by: Oldgit on 11 July 2016, 08:35:13 am
style of seat
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Post by: robbo on 11 July 2016, 09:53:47 am
that he got
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 July 2016, 10:52:57 am
at a carboot
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Post by: Oldgit on 13 July 2016, 08:21:31 am
cheap as it
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 July 2016, 08:33:40 am
had pubic hair
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Post by: windyg on 13 July 2016, 10:52:52 am
in its crack
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Post by: robbo on 13 July 2016, 07:44:11 pm
and deeply ingrained
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Post by: Oldgit on 14 July 2016, 08:07:53 am
faeces stains which
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 July 2016, 09:54:27 am
he sniffed daily
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Post by: Exupnut on 15 July 2016, 10:51:15 am
Although I also
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 July 2016, 01:41:14 pm
licked it too
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Post by: robbo on 16 July 2016, 12:17:51 am
which caused my
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Post by: Oldgit on 16 July 2016, 09:06:04 am
lips and tongue
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Post by: Exupnut on 16 July 2016, 01:46:43 pm
Slurp on BBROWN1664'S
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Post by: robbo on 16 July 2016, 07:40:02 pm
glistening one eyed
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Post by: celticdog on 17 July 2016, 08:28:59 am
trouser snake that
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Post by: Exupnut on 17 July 2016, 10:28:42 am
Wouldn't satisfy a
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Post by: ChristoT on 17 July 2016, 12:30:37 pm
Syphilitic Thai ladyboy

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Post by: robbo on 17 July 2016, 02:57:27 pm
whose adams apple
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Post by: acid drop on 17 July 2016, 08:36:58 pm
tasted like shite
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Post by: Oldgit on 18 July 2016, 09:02:23 am
after a saturday
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Post by: windyg on 18 July 2016, 10:33:29 am
on the lash
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Post by: robbo on 18 July 2016, 03:33:50 pm
drinking pints of
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Post by: acid drop on 18 July 2016, 08:01:50 pm
rancid dog piss
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Post by: Oldgit on 19 July 2016, 05:40:43 pm
with road kill
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Post by: Exupnut on 19 July 2016, 06:17:53 pm
Killed by MERV
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Post by: windyg on 19 July 2016, 06:50:59 pm
on roller blades
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Post by: acid drop on 19 July 2016, 07:29:01 pm
that are sharp
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Post by: robbo on 19 July 2016, 09:38:24 pm
honed to perfection
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Post by: Exupnut on 19 July 2016, 10:14:47 pm
Anticipating the junction
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Post by: Oldgit on 20 July 2016, 05:18:36 pm
of his sphincter
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Post by: windyg on 21 July 2016, 01:08:28 pm
he slipped in
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Post by: robbo on 21 July 2016, 01:24:04 pm
his haste to
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Post by: windyg on 21 July 2016, 05:04:08 pm
to say hello
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Post by: Oldgit on 21 July 2016, 09:19:41 pm
to the foccers
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Post by: celticdog on 22 July 2016, 01:21:30 am
saluting fellow perverts
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Post by: windyg on 22 July 2016, 09:44:51 am
the world over
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Post by: nickodemon on 22 July 2016, 10:57:02 pm
with a huge
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Post by: acid drop on 23 July 2016, 08:13:08 pm
bratwurst up his
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Post by: windyg on 24 July 2016, 08:48:12 am
new slip on
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Post by: Oldgit on 24 July 2016, 03:41:46 pm
exhaust fart supressor
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Post by: celticdog on 27 July 2016, 09:11:53 pm
loud enough to
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Post by: Shappaeye on 27 July 2016, 09:47:48 pm
tank separated nuts

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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 July 2016, 08:13:01 am
into a congealed
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Post by: windyg on 28 July 2016, 11:42:54 am
gooey green mess
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Post by: acid drop on 28 July 2016, 08:39:37 pm
 In his underpants
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Post by: nickodemon on 28 July 2016, 09:55:51 pm
that had dripped
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Post by: robbo on 28 July 2016, 11:35:10 pm
down the back
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Post by: Frosties on 29 July 2016, 09:09:19 am
of his stockings
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 July 2016, 09:18:00 am
congealing as it
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Post by: acid drop on 29 July 2016, 07:42:36 pm
reached his stilettos
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Post by: nickodemon on 29 July 2016, 09:02:17 pm
before hitting the..
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Post by: Oldgit on 30 July 2016, 09:34:59 am
the front pegs
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Post by: hotmetal on 30 July 2016, 05:00:54 pm
And sticking his
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Post by: Exupnut on 30 July 2016, 06:11:55 pm
SLOW red poker
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Post by: windyg on 30 July 2016, 06:16:02 pm
right up the
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Post by: nickodemon on 30 July 2016, 08:22:07 pm
large furry dice
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Post by: acid drop on 30 July 2016, 08:27:11 pm
hanging from his.....
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Post by: Oldgit on 31 July 2016, 03:55:49 pm
one ball which
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Post by: windyg on 31 July 2016, 08:43:30 pm
which bounced nicely
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Post by: hotmetal on 31 July 2016, 09:45:52 pm
Off her chin
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Post by: robbo on 31 July 2016, 10:07:57 pm
as she attempted
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Post by: Oldgit on 01 August 2016, 08:43:17 am
to bite the
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Post by: kitcrazy on 01 August 2016, 07:23:56 pm
one hairy ball
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Post by: nickodemon on 01 August 2016, 10:08:06 pm
that was left
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Post by: Oldgit on 03 August 2016, 09:16:18 am
looking swollen and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 03 August 2016, 11:23:47 am
inflamed beyond belief
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robgosty on 03 August 2016, 02:56:15 pm
It burst and
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Post by: kitcrazy on 03 August 2016, 07:44:56 pm
Spilled yellow pus
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Post by: Frosties on 03 August 2016, 08:20:23 pm
Up her nostril
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Post by: Oldgit on 04 August 2016, 08:08:28 am
as she was
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Post by: robbo on 04 August 2016, 10:31:46 am
streaked with blood
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 August 2016, 03:25:40 pm
from leaking scabs
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Post by: kitcrazy on 04 August 2016, 08:02:37 pm
around her minge :eek :lol
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 August 2016, 08:42:16 pm
Slowly dropping down
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 04 August 2016, 08:55:12 pm
teecee90's ais hole
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Post by: nickodemon on 06 August 2016, 08:44:30 pm
and back up...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 August 2016, 11:06:52 am
his scaly penis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 10 August 2016, 12:03:08 pm
which was still
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 August 2016, 08:36:54 am
embedded in her
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Post by: ChristoT on 14 August 2016, 12:07:34 am
Crusty, putrid anus

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Post by: Frosties on 14 August 2016, 12:53:55 am
Hanging with piles
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Post by: nickodemon on 14 August 2016, 01:12:21 am
but very lickable
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Post by: Exupnut on 14 August 2016, 03:18:50 pm
After a curry


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Post by: Oldgit on 14 August 2016, 06:53:50 pm
made with extra
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nickodemon on 14 August 2016, 09:48:42 pm
big pussy scabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 14 August 2016, 10:37:32 pm
From Nickodemon's pussy


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Post by: taylor on 25 August 2016, 08:31:09 pm
that had just
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Post by: robbo on 25 August 2016, 11:02:37 pm
started to menstruate
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Post by: kitcrazy on 25 August 2016, 11:07:37 pm
All over exupnut's
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Post by: windyg on 26 August 2016, 06:29:27 pm
life insurance company
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 August 2016, 07:11:10 pm
documentation. No payout
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Post by: acid drop on 26 August 2016, 09:03:18 pm
will be enough
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Post by: kitcrazy on 27 August 2016, 08:55:19 am
Pay the prostitute
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 August 2016, 09:00:46 am
for what she
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 27 August 2016, 09:56:44 am
had let him
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Post by: Exupnut on 27 August 2016, 03:44:53 pm
Do with Kitcrazy's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 August 2016, 07:58:56 pm
second hand dildo
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Post by: robbo on 27 August 2016, 09:25:34 pm
extracted from his
Title: Three word story
Post by: Gabrael72 on 28 August 2016, 07:37:31 pm
Stretched nasal cavity


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Post by: acid drop on 29 August 2016, 07:48:33 pm
 and wiped on........
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 August 2016, 11:49:57 am
the net curtains
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Post by: windyg on 30 August 2016, 03:31:19 pm
before being cleaned
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 31 August 2016, 09:14:01 am
using rough sandpaper
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Post by: robbo on 31 August 2016, 01:44:35 pm
previously used to
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Post by: kitcrazy on 31 August 2016, 01:49:42 pm
sand he's wooden
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Post by: robbo on 03 September 2016, 06:19:14 pm
prosthesis that nobody
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 September 2016, 08:53:31 am
liked the look
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Post by: Exupnut on 07 September 2016, 08:54:54 am
Or the taste
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Post by: robbo on 07 September 2016, 06:13:00 pm
or the smell
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 September 2016, 02:06:08 pm
or the feel
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Post by: Oldgit on 10 September 2016, 02:14:25 pm
as the spikes
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Post by: Rabbit22 on 10 September 2016, 02:29:58 pm
Were sharp as
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Post by: tommyardin on 10 September 2016, 02:50:37 pm
Life insurance agent
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Post by: tommyardin on 10 September 2016, 02:53:00 pm
Life insurance agent
Shut the fuck up tommyardin.
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Post by: tommyardin on 10 September 2016, 02:54:31 pm
Back to Rabbit 22
We're sharp as
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Post by: robbo on 10 September 2016, 08:29:29 pm
the acid tongue
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Post by: Oldgit on 11 September 2016, 12:33:33 pm
of the alien
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Post by: Exupnut on 11 September 2016, 01:19:25 pm
Which penetrated tommytardin's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 September 2016, 07:49:26 pm
rather dirty starfish
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Post by: robbo on 11 September 2016, 09:26:47 pm
that certainly needed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 September 2016, 08:52:29 am
the hedgehog treatment
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Post by: Oldgit on 12 September 2016, 09:01:07 am
for at least
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 September 2016, 09:36:06 am
six solid hours
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Post by: windyg on 12 September 2016, 12:13:30 pm
before having a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 September 2016, 12:52:06 pm
Firtree pull through
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Post by: robbo on 12 September 2016, 01:12:15 pm
that should hopefully
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 September 2016, 01:44:30 pm
clear the backlog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 12 September 2016, 02:01:32 pm
Of manporridge stuck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 12 September 2016, 08:41:51 pm
so solidly sideways
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Nomad Lad on 13 September 2016, 09:15:47 am
behind the huge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 13 September 2016, 10:05:58 am
swollen beyond normal
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 13 September 2016, 10:48:19 am
Because of the
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Post by: Exupnut on 13 September 2016, 12:20:59 pm
Lube that Kitcrazy
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Post by: Oldgit on 13 September 2016, 01:26:25 pm
pumped into the
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 September 2016, 03:48:36 pm
poor bastard. Meanwhile
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Post by: dickturpin on 14 September 2016, 08:29:59 am
Back at the
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Post by: Exupnut on 14 September 2016, 09:09:05 am
Fast Blue HQ
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 September 2016, 09:10:54 am
Things got weird
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Post by: Oldgit on 14 September 2016, 10:30:37 am
and stupid because
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Post by: robbo on 14 September 2016, 02:10:05 pm
suddenly an enormous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 September 2016, 02:28:52 pm
Three breasted orangutan
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 September 2016, 03:08:06 pm
started racing motorbikes
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Post by: Oldgit on 14 September 2016, 03:14:52 pm
in the local
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 September 2016, 03:21:10 pm
duck pond with
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 September 2016, 03:41:53 pm
Frank butchers slipper
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Post by: Exupnut on 14 September 2016, 04:26:36 pm
Attached to his
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 September 2016, 05:38:35 pm
Prince Albert piercing
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Post by: robbo on 14 September 2016, 05:52:17 pm
which he only
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Post by: dickturpin on 15 September 2016, 07:43:57 am
Ever polished with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 September 2016, 08:52:08 am
Tesco premium lager
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 September 2016, 11:52:25 am
and sharp sand
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 15 September 2016, 02:24:18 pm
from exupnut back
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Post by: robbo on 15 September 2016, 03:00:36 pm
when he was
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Post by: Oldgit on 15 September 2016, 03:38:22 pm
a mod in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 15 September 2016, 04:29:47 pm
the film Quadraphenia
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 September 2016, 06:53:35 pm
Along with Fred
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Post by: Oldgit on 16 September 2016, 03:52:43 pm
from the slums
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 September 2016, 04:18:16 pm
of New Dehli
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 September 2016, 04:37:30 pm
Meanwhile in Dublin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 September 2016, 08:42:37 pm
Arthur Guinness said.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 16 September 2016, 08:47:05 pm
mine's a pint
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 September 2016, 08:01:14 am
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 September 2016, 12:37:36 pm
with black nuts
Title: Re: Three word story
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 18 September 2016, 03:42:02 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 September 2016, 03:55:59 pm
sister in laws
Title: Re: Three word story
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sweet but tight
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 September 2016, 08:50:53 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 September 2016, 07:30:59 am
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JOE on 19 September 2016, 09:05:41 am
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 19 September 2016, 09:54:47 am
ejaculates into her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 September 2016, 10:33:36 am
huge hairy nostrils
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 September 2016, 12:51:49 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 September 2016, 02:52:23 pm
Daddy fucks Mummy
Title: Re: Three word story
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 19 September 2016, 08:04:06 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 September 2016, 10:46:13 pm
Dryer than a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 20 September 2016, 12:07:52 am
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 20 September 2016, 07:33:29 am
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 20 September 2016, 08:21:16 am
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 20 September 2016, 09:53:29 am
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JOE on 20 September 2016, 10:11:45 am
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: hotmetal on 20 September 2016, 10:46:15 am
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 September 2016, 05:02:18 pm
When pushed into
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 20 September 2016, 05:54:10 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 20 September 2016, 05:57:38 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 September 2016, 07:51:33 pm
who bends for.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 20 September 2016, 09:20:05 pm
any Eastern European
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 September 2016, 10:06:00 pm
Working in a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JOE on 21 September 2016, 09:44:05 am
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 21 September 2016, 09:57:07 am
Take it up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 September 2016, 12:19:39 pm
2 notches and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 21 September 2016, 02:58:03 pm
Score some coke
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 September 2016, 05:56:11 pm
Then he'll be
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 September 2016, 08:17:16 pm
up Jeremy Corbyn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 September 2016, 09:42:54 am
bestest pal because
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 September 2016, 12:02:14 pm
Poor people are
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 22 September 2016, 03:45:20 pm
more than likely
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 September 2016, 03:51:06 pm
Gonna be fucked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: hotmetal on 22 September 2016, 03:53:25 pm
Up the Ronson
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 September 2016, 04:02:40 pm
While simultaneously poking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 22 September 2016, 08:47:05 pm
their little finger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 September 2016, 10:06:07 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 September 2016, 10:57:14 am
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 September 2016, 11:35:40 am
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 September 2016, 11:36:15 am
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 23 September 2016, 01:12:40 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 23 September 2016, 01:13:04 pm
The nerds with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 September 2016, 01:46:06 pm
Exupnut and Dukeofrude
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 September 2016, 06:05:42 pm
Stunning good looks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 23 September 2016, 08:49:42 pm
apart from the
Title: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 23 September 2016, 09:27:26 pm
fugly  bbrown1664 nearby
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 September 2016, 11:07:35 am
whose figure has
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 September 2016, 11:32:40 am
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 24 September 2016, 11:35:47 am
Since gender reassignment
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 September 2016, 11:45:04 am
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 24 September 2016, 12:55:50 pm
when the surgeon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: hotmetal on 24 September 2016, 01:23:51 pm
Reattached his knob
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: JOE on 25 September 2016, 02:45:25 pm
to his earlobe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 September 2016, 03:08:29 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 25 September 2016, 05:19:15 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 September 2016, 06:26:59 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 25 September 2016, 06:45:20 pm
Kissing a fool
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 September 2016, 07:44:48 pm
and his tool
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 September 2016, 10:56:43 am
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 26 September 2016, 05:02:22 pm
whose Snap On
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Flooky on 26 September 2016, 05:47:55 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 September 2016, 05:51:01 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 September 2016, 08:05:06 pm
Dick Turpins Arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 26 September 2016, 08:22:03 pm
On Queens Highway
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 26 September 2016, 11:38:06 pm
Someone mention me?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 September 2016, 08:25:42 am
Said dick turpin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 27 September 2016, 03:10:35 pm
as he removed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 September 2016, 04:19:58 pm
an oversized dildo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 September 2016, 04:25:25 pm
from his mouth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 27 September 2016, 04:40:32 pm
And then said
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 September 2016, 06:32:42 pm
Oops wrong hole!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 27 September 2016, 07:13:14 pm
before plunging it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 September 2016, 07:32:36 pm
in some water
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 27 September 2016, 07:45:34 pm
for a qiuck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 27 September 2016, 07:50:19 pm
bit of relief
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 September 2016, 09:48:07 pm
From the sting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 27 September 2016, 09:49:32 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 27 September 2016, 10:40:56 pm
(similar to piranhas)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 September 2016, 09:05:53 am
sharp teeth on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 28 September 2016, 10:19:07 am
his left ball
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 September 2016, 01:56:19 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 28 September 2016, 04:47:51 pm
Bollock chainmail required
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 September 2016, 04:53:56 pm
plus helmet protector
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 September 2016, 07:14:21 pm
For his helmet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 28 September 2016, 07:58:30 pm
as roundheads are
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 September 2016, 01:41:56 pm
cavaliers in disguise
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 29 September 2016, 02:08:13 pm
With large trouserswords
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 September 2016, 05:20:17 pm
Designed for stabbing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 September 2016, 05:57:11 pm
each others nether
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 September 2016, 07:31:40 pm
regions every day
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 September 2016, 08:49:41 pm
For orgasmic pleasure
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 29 September 2016, 09:18:14 pm
until they collapsed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 30 September 2016, 08:58:11 am
Into a pile
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 September 2016, 09:25:23 am
Of used johnnys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 September 2016, 05:56:12 pm
the extra thick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 30 September 2016, 06:36:34 pm
ribbed lubricated sort
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 September 2016, 07:24:30 pm
That girls love
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 30 September 2016, 07:39:45 pm
To tell you
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 September 2016, 07:42:08 pm
they have tasted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 30 September 2016, 10:02:31 pm
when swallowing copious
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 October 2016, 08:43:07 am
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 October 2016, 04:33:13 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 October 2016, 06:16:12 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 October 2016, 06:58:08 pm
or Breezers worked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 October 2016, 08:36:12 pm
to turn them...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 02 October 2016, 04:16:38 pm
And Fazerider into
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 04 October 2016, 04:17:57 pm
knicker dropping nymphos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 October 2016, 04:20:26 pm
assuming they wore
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 05 October 2016, 08:10:38 am
All the gear
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 October 2016, 08:28:15 am
to get Robbo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 October 2016, 07:28:44 am
Hard as a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 October 2016, 08:44:23 am
freshly made jelly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 October 2016, 05:47:43 pm
with more wobbly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 06 October 2016, 07:02:37 pm
than strawberry jelly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 October 2016, 09:27:53 am
but sensationally rose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 October 2016, 10:28:21 am
like dunked biscuits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 October 2016, 10:54:41 am
In a cup
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 October 2016, 04:22:29 pm
brimming with hot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 October 2016, 05:36:05 pm
milk. All soggy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 October 2016, 07:31:48 pm
And sticking to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 07 October 2016, 07:41:05 pm
Old mother hubbard's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 October 2016, 07:47:35 pm
Sons wanking sock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 07 October 2016, 09:34:28 pm
The same sock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 October 2016, 10:10:35 pm
allegedly worn by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 October 2016, 11:23:13 pm
Jimmy Savilles personal
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 October 2016, 01:05:59 pm
 butler who lined
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 October 2016, 02:26:32 pm
it with razor
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 October 2016, 07:01:49 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 October 2016, 05:39:38 pm
and hypodermic needles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 09 October 2016, 06:41:10 pm
just for fun
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 October 2016, 07:24:43 pm
Because he was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 October 2016, 08:06:38 pm
a funny fucker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 09 October 2016, 09:36:31 pm
with extreme masochistic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 October 2016, 11:17:00 pm
Tendencies toward dogs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 October 2016, 09:01:05 am
and other furry
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 October 2016, 10:07:09 am
people and animals
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 October 2016, 10:51:48 am
With three legs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 10 October 2016, 02:23:46 pm
Because 4 are
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 October 2016, 02:28:44 pm
considered too many
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 October 2016, 02:34:34 pm
In many parts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 10 October 2016, 10:02:39 pm
But 3 are
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 10 October 2016, 10:54:44 pm
Generally one less
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 October 2016, 07:17:57 am
Than the average
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 11 October 2016, 10:13:11 am
you find on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 October 2016, 12:47:38 pm
any normal clown
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 October 2016, 01:42:04 pm
fish under the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 11 October 2016, 02:13:45 pm
Counter of the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 October 2016, 04:57:16 pm
nearest porn shop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 October 2016, 09:11:25 pm
. The smell dictated
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 October 2016, 09:23:14 pm
Piss flap under
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 October 2016, 08:27:16 am
The salespersons jockstrap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 October 2016, 08:48:57 am
was too much
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 12 October 2016, 10:07:40 am
But maybe someone
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 12 October 2016, 02:17:37 pm
somewhere out there
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 October 2016, 03:33:57 pm
had better ideas
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 October 2016, 05:20:30 pm
For a lady
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 October 2016, 09:20:42 pm
Of the night
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 12 October 2016, 10:21:19 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 October 2016, 08:28:36 am
Of the day
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 October 2016, 08:40:43 am
out to play
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 October 2016, 04:02:20 pm
with her flaps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 October 2016, 07:30:00 pm
In front of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 14 October 2016, 10:19:21 pm
her inverted penis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 October 2016, 12:24:26 pm
complete with balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 October 2016, 04:31:10 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 October 2016, 04:37:38 pm
Like christmas tree
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 October 2016, 11:41:46 am
baubles shining like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 October 2016, 03:10:30 pm
A bald man's
Title: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 18 October 2016, 03:36:43 pm
Bald ball sack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 October 2016, 03:39:28 pm
treated with Autosol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 October 2016, 03:41:26 pm
and chrome polish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 October 2016, 04:17:18 pm
applied using sandpaper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 October 2016, 04:36:25 pm
And wet fingers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 October 2016, 04:59:52 pm
to ensure blood
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 October 2016, 05:01:15 pm
oozed copiously from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 October 2016, 05:02:58 pm
the cracked skin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 October 2016, 07:01:10 pm
and dribbled onto............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 October 2016, 09:10:05 pm
The tongue of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 19 October 2016, 04:47:02 pm
her Doctor Marten
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 October 2016, 04:58:29 pm
that she used
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 October 2016, 07:01:55 pm
to lick her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 October 2016, 07:47:20 pm
Dirty plug hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 October 2016, 09:01:53 am
clean of hair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 October 2016, 02:32:50 pm
and assorted scabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 October 2016, 04:53:22 pm
Caused by strenuous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 20 October 2016, 06:42:54 pm
exfoliating with wire
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 20 October 2016, 06:47:40 pm
brush and domestos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 October 2016, 08:03:49 pm
mixed with fannybatter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 21 October 2016, 09:45:10 pm
and toenail clippings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 October 2016, 08:30:17 am
Taken from a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 22 October 2016, 09:08:09 am
Road Kill Llama
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 October 2016, 12:23:30 pm
which was found
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 22 October 2016, 03:20:30 pm
In Keith Vaz's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 October 2016, 06:08:49 pm
Lovers underwear drawer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 October 2016, 06:46:37 pm
right next to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 22 October 2016, 07:46:43 pm
her rampant rabbit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 October 2016, 07:57:13 pm
That's powered by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 October 2016, 08:19:53 pm
a three phase
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 October 2016, 09:47:08 pm
hearing aid battery
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 23 October 2016, 07:56:17 pm
smeared with earwax
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 October 2016, 07:58:03 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 October 2016, 01:32:11 pm
that hornet riders
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 24 October 2016, 04:15:39 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 October 2016, 04:29:58 pm
having a quick.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 October 2016, 09:09:28 pm
Tommy tank on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 October 2016, 10:15:34 am
his petrol pump..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 October 2016, 02:29:35 pm
after downing 20
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 October 2016, 03:34:47 pm
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Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 October 2016, 03:58:37 pm
and ajax mixed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 October 2016, 07:06:01 pm
with jim beams................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 25 October 2016, 10:07:39 pm
finest sipping bourbon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 October 2016, 11:12:37 pm
Meanwhile in scotland
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 26 October 2016, 08:45:43 am
It rained again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 October 2016, 03:01:39 pm
which was odd
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 26 October 2016, 05:21:56 pm
Usually it's sleet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 October 2016, 05:22:23 pm
hail, snow and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 26 October 2016, 06:58:10 pm
screaming troll sturgeon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 October 2016, 07:14:15 pm
Stabbing homeless people
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 October 2016, 07:31:56 pm
for living in.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 26 October 2016, 08:49:31 pm
a shipping container
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 October 2016, 06:51:40 pm
full of crap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 October 2016, 09:24:40 pm
Also known as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 October 2016, 03:18:29 pm
the Scottish parliament
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 October 2016, 06:38:44 pm
land of jockistan
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 28 October 2016, 07:35:14 pm
ruled by the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 October 2016, 08:16:09 pm
Wee ginger goblins
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 October 2016, 04:19:57 pm
gamming ginger sturgeon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 October 2016, 04:54:44 pm
Right in the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 29 October 2016, 07:41:01 pm
Left buttock cheek
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Post by: dickturpin on 30 October 2016, 08:23:22 am
That's where she
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 October 2016, 10:07:33 am
Liked to put
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Post by: acid drop on 30 October 2016, 04:41:33 pm
her cold hand
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Post by: robbo on 30 October 2016, 07:45:22 pm
after having just
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 31 October 2016, 09:40:26 am
removed it from
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Post by: Oldgit on 31 October 2016, 01:52:45 pm
a corpse which
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 31 October 2016, 04:49:36 pm
Died riding hondas
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 October 2016, 07:26:15 pm
through the snow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 31 October 2016, 08:11:23 pm
on bald tyres
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Post by: celticdog on 01 November 2016, 10:55:40 am
skidding like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 November 2016, 11:36:15 am
Tramps tighty whiteys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 November 2016, 07:21:22 pm
into the crapper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 November 2016, 09:41:00 am
from an extraordinary
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 November 2016, 03:27:00 pm
tricky left hander
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 November 2016, 05:22:57 pm
At cadwell park
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 November 2016, 09:00:20 pm
in pouring rain
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Post by: Oldgit on 03 November 2016, 03:01:51 pm
with liberal sprinklings
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 November 2016, 03:04:10 pm
Of dog dandruff
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 November 2016, 04:27:20 pm
 and winalot biscuits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 04 November 2016, 09:55:37 am
which when mixed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 November 2016, 10:45:02 am
formed a sludge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 November 2016, 02:54:23 pm
Thicker than a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 November 2016, 03:13:25 pm
Hornet riders brain
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 November 2016, 04:55:19 pm
which cannot process
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 November 2016, 04:59:18 pm
how to breathe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 November 2016, 05:31:43 pm
10w40 oil through
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 04 November 2016, 05:52:14 pm
the lawn mower
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 November 2016, 08:06:50 pm
while cutting grass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 November 2016, 11:33:40 pm
In the nude
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 05 November 2016, 12:41:19 am
Wagging her tail
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 November 2016, 10:13:12 am
piece for all
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 November 2016, 06:24:34 pm
 to come and............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 05 November 2016, 07:39:20 pm
video this ridiculous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 November 2016, 08:31:13 pm
Attempt at seduction
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 05 November 2016, 10:37:27 pm
While pole dancing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 06 November 2016, 10:38:10 am
Covered in chocolate
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 November 2016, 11:18:19 am
and having a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 November 2016, 02:35:18 pm
Shit on the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 06 November 2016, 04:08:45 pm
face of the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 November 2016, 08:02:24 pm
Archbishop of Canterbury
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 November 2016, 09:19:07 pm
. It reminded him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 06 November 2016, 11:25:00 pm
of Father Crilly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 November 2016, 07:29:15 am
From back when
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 November 2016, 10:24:48 am
caning was allowed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 November 2016, 06:59:49 pm
in all churches
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 November 2016, 09:07:50 pm
And public toilets
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 07 November 2016, 09:43:41 pm
After Sunday service
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 08 November 2016, 07:22:16 am
provided butt plugs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 November 2016, 08:45:00 am
were not lubed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 November 2016, 09:29:20 am
To everybody with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 November 2016, 07:43:25 pm
bloody sore arses
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 09 November 2016, 07:49:18 pm
after a good
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 09 November 2016, 07:59:18 pm
dose of diarrhea
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 November 2016, 08:30:34 pm
And rough anal
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 10 November 2016, 11:42:13 am
injection of chicken
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 10 November 2016, 11:59:14 am
Potatoes and gravy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 November 2016, 12:49:28 pm
topped with sand
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 November 2016, 04:17:26 pm
From the crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 November 2016, 07:15:51 pm
of TRUMPS arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 10 November 2016, 07:34:00 pm
which was ouzeing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 November 2016, 09:33:49 am
fake tan liquid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 November 2016, 10:18:33 am
And Hilarys tears
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 11 November 2016, 01:40:55 pm
of annihilating defeat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 November 2016, 02:55:47 pm
on Trumps knob
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 November 2016, 03:23:18 pm
Also known as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 11 November 2016, 05:22:22 pm
The Trump Tower
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 11 November 2016, 09:14:50 pm
according to Melania
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 November 2016, 09:50:03 pm
whose pussy was..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 November 2016, 10:11:59 pm
Looser than a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 12 November 2016, 04:48:57 pm
fifty cent whore
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 November 2016, 06:35:25 pm
whos just retired
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 November 2016, 06:42:56 pm
from 20 years
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 12 November 2016, 07:13:43 pm
Selling her arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 November 2016, 07:23:39 pm
on rotten row
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 November 2016, 09:38:00 am
To foreign dignitaries
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 November 2016, 10:55:27 am
who had little
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 13 November 2016, 05:19:30 pm
idea of her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 13 November 2016, 05:33:50 pm
gender reassignment operation
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 November 2016, 06:08:09 pm
Which took place
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 13 November 2016, 07:43:47 pm
In a Sainsbury's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 13 November 2016, 07:52:12 pm
Fresh meat section
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 13 November 2016, 08:01:29 pm
her bonus points
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 November 2016, 08:21:55 pm
Are worth more
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 13 November 2016, 11:42:36 pm
Nora Batty's old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 14 November 2016, 10:13:19 am
piss stained stockings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 November 2016, 03:42:40 pm
and sweat stained
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 14 November 2016, 04:12:27 pm
1/2" Socket Set

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 November 2016, 05:56:05 pm
That's also kept
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 November 2016, 06:03:57 pm
in her box
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 14 November 2016, 06:05:27 pm
of Kleanex tissues

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 November 2016, 10:19:14 pm
under her bed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 November 2016, 11:06:08 pm
Along side her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 15 November 2016, 10:04:30 am
ancient clockwork dildo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 November 2016, 04:22:05 pm
 that needed repairing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 15 November 2016, 06:46:03 pm
after rimming here
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 November 2016, 07:01:59 pm
And there, although
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 15 November 2016, 08:47:35 pm
Compo and Clegg
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 15 November 2016, 11:08:26 pm
Always preferred bush
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 16 November 2016, 06:29:06 am
mills whiskey, drank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 November 2016, 09:53:32 am
through a pair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 November 2016, 12:46:54 pm
Of Maggie thatchers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 16 November 2016, 04:02:18 pm
Baggy skidmarked bloomers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 November 2016, 04:23:33 pm
she was wearing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 16 November 2016, 05:30:52 pm
when the Belgrano
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 November 2016, 05:40:24 pm
suddenly scuttled itself
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 November 2016, 07:34:31 pm
near the biggest
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 16 November 2016, 07:49:21 pm
sink hole ever
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 16 November 2016, 08:32:18 pm
seen in bristol

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 16 November 2016, 08:59:29 pm
at comeberland basin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 16 November 2016, 10:00:20 pm
near Spike Island
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 16 November 2016, 10:55:09 pm
On a sandbank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 November 2016, 11:09:12 pm
Full of crabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 November 2016, 11:21:42 am
ln her knickers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 November 2016, 03:45:22 pm
accompanied with gooey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 November 2016, 04:09:01 pm
Argentinian sailors who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 November 2016, 07:04:50 pm
were shaking their.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 17 November 2016, 08:29:47 pm
white flags above
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 17 November 2016, 10:13:27 pm
El presidentes arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 November 2016, 10:28:39 pm
Because that's where
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 17 November 2016, 11:13:40 pm
They all surrender
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 November 2016, 08:37:20 am
like the French
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 November 2016, 08:38:31 am
but in Spanish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 November 2016, 10:37:52 am
While looking italian
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 November 2016, 11:43:17 am
with greasy hair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: HarryHornby on 18 November 2016, 11:48:54 am
and stupid accents
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 18 November 2016, 12:02:27 pm
but beautiful women :eek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 November 2016, 01:45:12 pm
and tasty steaks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 November 2016, 04:43:32 pm
with crinkle cut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 November 2016, 04:44:18 pm
Belgrano steel knives
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 November 2016, 04:48:15 pm
still rusty from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 18 November 2016, 06:54:37 pm
Salty semen deposits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 November 2016, 07:09:36 pm
dripped from her.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 18 November 2016, 07:44:17 pm
Hairy sugar puff
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 18 November 2016, 07:45:50 pm
candy coloured muff
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 November 2016, 08:39:56 pm
From which came
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 19 November 2016, 12:38:52 am
The grim reaper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 19 November 2016, 08:28:02 am
proudly erect with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 19 November 2016, 08:49:19 am
his scythe glinting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 19 November 2016, 11:46:20 am
In moon light
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 November 2016, 04:17:48 pm
Like pizza pie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 November 2016, 04:45:36 pm
ready to eat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 19 November 2016, 07:51:27 pm
Covered with cheese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 November 2016, 01:43:22 pm
and assorted scabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 20 November 2016, 06:10:54 pm
like union members
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 20 November 2016, 07:28:35 pm
On strike again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 November 2016, 08:43:39 am
. Meanwhile in Wapping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 21 November 2016, 08:53:25 am
The locals were
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 November 2016, 10:34:57 am
revolting. Completely revolting.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 November 2016, 11:25:44 am
as they were
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 November 2016, 01:55:36 pm
Having a wank............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 November 2016, 02:44:03 pm
In a church
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 21 November 2016, 04:43:24 pm
full of nuns
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 21 November 2016, 05:21:25 pm
with bare arseholes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 21 November 2016, 06:50:04 pm
Saying the Lords
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 November 2016, 07:08:43 pm
A complete twat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 21 November 2016, 11:47:15 pm
Riding his Harley
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 November 2016, 04:17:44 pm
backwards with a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 22 November 2016, 04:34:08 pm
cucumber sticking out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 November 2016, 06:08:53 pm
Of his exhaust
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 November 2016, 06:42:45 pm
his bollocks flapping..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 22 November 2016, 07:15:27 pm
in the wind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 22 November 2016, 08:49:33 pm
Rain and snow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 22 November 2016, 09:39:05 pm
Where's My Hat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 November 2016, 10:01:16 am
Said the postman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 23 November 2016, 11:19:23 am
Nothing new then
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 November 2016, 11:43:55 am
for me today
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 November 2016, 03:30:07 pm
All old news
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 23 November 2016, 07:10:48 pm
like the sisters
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 23 November 2016, 09:05:02 pm
whose blow jobs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 November 2016, 09:12:09 am
were the worst
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 November 2016, 04:11:35 pm
you ever had.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 24 November 2016, 05:26:12 pm
whilst standing up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 November 2016, 06:22:38 pm
In a pond
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 November 2016, 07:46:22 pm
washing their fanny's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 November 2016, 09:04:25 am
flaps with diesel 
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 25 November 2016, 10:43:41 am
impregnated Brillo pads
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 25 November 2016, 03:27:13 pm
At The ready
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 25 November 2016, 05:57:25 pm
To clean crud
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 November 2016, 07:30:10 pm
From their cracks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 November 2016, 06:10:19 pm
on their backs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 26 November 2016, 08:56:00 pm
sleeping on beds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 27 November 2016, 09:53:54 am
heavily stained with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: johnakay on 27 November 2016, 05:36:45 pm
spunky do da
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 November 2016, 07:52:54 pm
running down the..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 27 November 2016, 07:58:40 pm
Road in wellingtons
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 27 November 2016, 08:08:15 pm
chasing the hairdresser
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 November 2016, 02:43:21 pm
in her audi
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 November 2016, 03:37:23 pm
TT quarto tartmobile
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 28 November 2016, 11:01:52 pm
saying foc Frosties
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 28 November 2016, 11:05:39 pm
Tommy is mine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 November 2016, 02:25:56 pm
said Mrs Gunn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 November 2016, 03:20:08 pm
bollocks said jemima
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 November 2016, 05:08:05 pm
While she was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 29 November 2016, 05:31:28 pm
Humping Mr Puddleduck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 29 November 2016, 05:42:00 pm
I've laddered my
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 29 November 2016, 09:54:30 pm
MR2 canvas roof
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 November 2016, 08:34:39 am
While driving in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 November 2016, 09:12:16 am
nothing but underwear
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 30 November 2016, 09:46:01 am
black and lacy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 November 2016, 11:44:12 am
smelly pee stained.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 November 2016, 11:45:37 am
with skidmarks included
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 30 November 2016, 07:21:49 pm
from my jammed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 30 November 2016, 07:52:26 pm
automatic gear box
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 November 2016, 08:43:20 pm
Stuck in reverse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 30 November 2016, 09:18:16 pm
At the top
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 30 November 2016, 10:41:05 pm
of Pikes Peak
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 30 November 2016, 10:49:58 pm
after losing to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 30 November 2016, 11:16:37 pm
The Grim Reaper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 30 November 2016, 11:31:56 pm
Which usually caused
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 December 2016, 09:02:50 am
a wee bit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 01 December 2016, 09:37:54 am
of absolute carnage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 December 2016, 04:22:54 pm
and effluent discharge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 December 2016, 06:22:50 pm
To seep from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 01 December 2016, 06:25:51 pm
my bed slug
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 01 December 2016, 07:13:32 pm
Staining some underwear
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 01 December 2016, 10:02:59 pm
Tommy was licking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 December 2016, 01:01:47 pm
his own arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 December 2016, 02:20:59 pm
as his tongue
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 December 2016, 02:55:51 pm
curled around the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 02 December 2016, 03:48:46 pm
Gaping anal cavity
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 December 2016, 06:13:03 pm
, he noticed that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 02 December 2016, 06:18:30 pm
Something was wrong
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 December 2016, 07:21:32 pm
BBROWN1664 was watching
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 02 December 2016, 07:24:42 pm
as he inserted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 December 2016, 09:15:20 pm
another Anusol suppository
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 02 December 2016, 09:54:34 pm
Between greased buttocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 03 December 2016, 09:37:11 am
in anticipation of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 03 December 2016, 09:49:09 am
eternal relief from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 December 2016, 09:54:03 am
Intense hemorrhoid itching
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 December 2016, 10:50:40 am
and suppurating boils
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 03 December 2016, 06:17:59 pm
Full of pus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 December 2016, 06:26:53 pm
being squeezed out.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 03 December 2016, 06:51:29 pm
And licked off
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 03 December 2016, 08:52:24 pm

by two girl
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 03 December 2016, 11:01:46 pm
siamesed twins who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 03 December 2016, 11:07:42 pm
Playing with dildos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 December 2016, 11:29:06 pm
Caught the attention
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 04 December 2016, 11:28:32 pm
Of catholic priests
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 December 2016, 11:11:02 am
and young boys
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Post by: acid drop on 05 December 2016, 07:55:28 pm
with trouser pockets
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Post by: cl1ve2004 on 05 December 2016, 08:24:48 pm
full of sweets
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 December 2016, 09:20:53 pm
From local peados
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 06 December 2016, 02:01:48 pm
Wearing beige raincoats
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Post by: robbo on 06 December 2016, 03:15:35 pm
complete with gizz
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Post by: Oldgit on 06 December 2016, 03:52:46 pm
stains and wet
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Post by: acid drop on 06 December 2016, 07:00:42 pm
patches round their...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 06 December 2016, 07:33:56 pm
High heel shoes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 December 2016, 11:09:43 pm
Which were higher
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 December 2016, 05:18:14 pm
Than tower bridge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 December 2016, 07:53:25 pm
when it's up
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Post by: kitcrazy on 07 December 2016, 09:59:15 pm
Goes back down
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 08 December 2016, 09:13:11 am
And up again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 08 December 2016, 12:02:40 pm
like whore's drawers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 08 December 2016, 01:28:02 pm
Up and down
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 08 December 2016, 01:30:42 pm
Full of cum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 December 2016, 02:35:43 pm
up her bum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 December 2016, 04:27:19 pm
Like your mum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 08 December 2016, 05:05:57 pm
And your nan
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 December 2016, 05:38:23 pm
and her dog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 December 2016, 06:49:12 pm
dropping a log.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 December 2016, 09:36:13 pm
In the bog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 08 December 2016, 09:53:04 pm
With poisonous gases
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 09 December 2016, 09:14:41 am
smelt by masses
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 December 2016, 07:20:01 pm
of knicker sniffers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 09 December 2016, 08:50:34 pm
and arsehole whiffers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 December 2016, 10:29:11 am
and saddle sniffers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 December 2016, 02:55:02 pm
riding bareback style
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 10 December 2016, 04:40:08 pm
On brokeback mountain
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 December 2016, 12:50:38 pm
cowboy style with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 11 December 2016, 01:00:07 pm
A big leather
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 December 2016, 01:01:05 pm
Jockstrap wedged up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 December 2016, 04:06:39 pm
 between your teeth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 December 2016, 04:14:47 pm
and studded to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 December 2016, 05:23:03 pm
Help your grip
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 12 December 2016, 07:13:41 pm
on the enormous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 December 2016, 09:20:25 pm
Shaft your riding
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 December 2016, 12:05:21 pm
Covered in oil
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 December 2016, 01:17:31 pm
from an old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 December 2016, 01:23:29 pm
Suzuki bandit riders
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 December 2016, 03:24:10 pm
arse wipes and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 December 2016, 07:38:23 pm
Ariel Leader exhaust......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 14 December 2016, 09:22:36 pm
emitting oily gas
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 December 2016, 10:56:40 pm
Just like Honda's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 December 2016, 09:59:27 am
pungent sticky goo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 December 2016, 04:26:46 pm
dribbling down your................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 December 2016, 04:37:12 pm
Sisters inner thigh
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 15 December 2016, 04:40:30 pm
after she's had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 December 2016, 06:13:49 pm
A team of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 15 December 2016, 10:50:39 pm
Mechanics with tools
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 December 2016, 09:16:18 am
clear out her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 December 2016, 04:39:51 pm
low level grotto
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 December 2016, 06:40:06 pm
before refilling with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 16 December 2016, 07:07:53 pm
Buckets of cum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 December 2016, 08:36:41 pm
Donated from local
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 December 2016, 10:14:39 am
Syphilitics spot squeezing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 December 2016, 04:14:36 pm
 by the local............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 17 December 2016, 07:56:04 pm
pox doctors patients
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 December 2016, 11:09:25 pm
Once they'd realised
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 December 2016, 02:19:12 pm
this stuff had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 18 December 2016, 03:15:09 pm
cum from a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 December 2016, 05:09:16 pm
 Hookers back pocket
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 18 December 2016, 10:11:15 pm
And arse crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 December 2016, 10:23:52 am
dribbling down between
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 December 2016, 11:10:29 am
Sweaty, Chaffing, spotty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 December 2016, 01:26:24 pm
scaly,fishy, gooey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 19 December 2016, 02:32:45 pm
Flabby fat thighs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 December 2016, 07:27:59 pm
into her socks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 19 December 2016, 08:24:15 pm
already reeking of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 19 December 2016, 11:46:03 pm
Sweaty cheesy toes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 December 2016, 11:53:50 pm
and Athletes foot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 December 2016, 02:17:38 pm
caused by running........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 December 2016, 04:26:06 pm
Away from pimps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 21 December 2016, 07:56:02 am
driving pink Cadillacs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 December 2016, 03:05:40 pm
and shagging snails
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 21 December 2016, 07:58:07 pm
In the garden
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 December 2016, 08:33:54 pm
Of the old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 21 December 2016, 08:46:12 pm
local convicted paedo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 December 2016, 09:31:30 am
who was rotting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 December 2016, 11:40:49 am
From the noose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 December 2016, 07:40:44 pm
hung round his............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 December 2016, 10:36:27 am
bell end with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 December 2016, 11:18:44 am
Barbed wire for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 December 2016, 01:36:34 pm
intense sexual ecstacy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 23 December 2016, 04:50:31 pm
And Christmas cheer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 23 December 2016, 06:01:03 pm
until the anaesthetic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 December 2016, 07:19:09 pm
started wearing off........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 December 2016, 08:35:35 pm
And than came
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 December 2016, 11:20:10 am
the stark reality
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 24 December 2016, 11:40:14 am
of endless pain
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 December 2016, 01:44:10 pm
  up the arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Shappaeye on 24 December 2016, 02:53:02 pm
no thank you
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 December 2016, 07:26:38 pm
said the vicar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 24 December 2016, 08:21:00 pm
Wearing ladies underwear
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 24 December 2016, 08:47:44 pm
Outside his tunic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 December 2016, 09:01:48 pm
Said the postman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 December 2016, 07:12:02 pm
 with his sack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 25 December 2016, 09:42:40 pm
on his back
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 26 December 2016, 09:27:41 am
reaching his crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 December 2016, 09:55:26 am
Full of crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: ogri48 on 26 December 2016, 10:44:45 am
George Michael dead
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 December 2016, 11:40:07 am
Never dancing again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 December 2016, 11:40:44 am
and Wham it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 December 2016, 03:11:43 pm
 up your arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 December 2016, 11:34:54 am
and wake me
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 December 2016, 11:46:01 am
Up before you
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 29 December 2016, 01:49:30 pm
carelessly whisper something
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 December 2016, 03:40:14 pm
about club tropicana
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 December 2016, 05:19:09 pm
Like jesus to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 December 2016, 11:13:04 am
let the sun
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 December 2016, 11:24:14 am
go down on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 December 2016, 12:44:11 pm
Young princess leia
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 December 2016, 01:30:59 pm
like a rat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 December 2016, 04:47:54 pm
 up her drainpipe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 December 2016, 10:59:18 am
before it needed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 December 2016, 11:38:47 am
  C 3 PO
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 31 December 2016, 02:25:31 pm
To translate the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 31 December 2016, 03:08:45 pm
complex operating instructions
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 January 2017, 12:08:59 pm
to unlock her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 January 2017, 01:45:34 pm
storm trooper jacket
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 January 2017, 04:39:04 pm
She stole from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 January 2017, 07:19:49 pm
 the salvation army
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 02 January 2017, 07:24:59 pm
which itched like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 January 2017, 07:51:43 pm
a dose of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 January 2017, 10:33:59 pm
Wookie genital crabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 January 2017, 12:29:26 pm
combined with large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 January 2017, 04:24:55 pm
Dose's of Yoda's..................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 January 2017, 04:47:22 pm
and the ewoks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 03 January 2017, 05:16:56 pm
highly contagious bleeding
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 03 January 2017, 11:27:21 pm
From hairy arseholes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 January 2017, 06:51:08 am
On shit bikes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 January 2017, 03:16:48 pm
with no wheels
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 January 2017, 05:12:32 pm
and only one
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 January 2017, 05:44:09 pm
solid plastic wheel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 January 2017, 06:58:11 pm
To steer with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 January 2017, 03:10:05 pm
and get home
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 05 January 2017, 03:58:30 pm
in an ambulance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 January 2017, 04:25:41 pm
Driven by a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 January 2017, 07:03:42 pm
a one legged............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 05 January 2017, 10:40:34 pm
Failed arse kicker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 January 2017, 11:03:59 am
with an inferiority
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 06 January 2017, 01:56:20 pm
complex and split
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 January 2017, 02:12:30 pm
personality which made
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 January 2017, 03:48:30 pm
good for a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 06 January 2017, 03:55:34 pm
Fun dinner party
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 06 January 2017, 05:54:31 pm
held for tourettes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 January 2017, 06:43:22 pm
Fuck bollocks wank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 January 2017, 07:22:59 pm
 walk the plank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 06 January 2017, 07:43:39 pm
Said pirate Pete
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 06 January 2017, 08:04:50 pm
whilst wiping parrot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 06 January 2017, 08:38:57 pm
pieces of eight

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 January 2017, 09:31:33 pm
Off his face
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 06 January 2017, 09:34:20 pm
And Jolly Roger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 January 2017, 08:04:26 am
the cabin boy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 January 2017, 09:53:34 am
lubricating his arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 07 January 2017, 02:20:53 pm
For Captain Pugwash
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 January 2017, 02:36:45 pm
And seamen staines
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 January 2017, 06:29:49 pm
and Master Bates
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 January 2017, 06:34:52 pm
 to slide in.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Kenbob on 07 January 2017, 07:54:55 pm
Nut deep together
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 08 January 2017, 12:43:04 am
Not for me
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 08 January 2017, 12:46:02 am
If someone's looking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 January 2017, 09:07:34 am
From behind the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 January 2017, 11:27:16 am
Ships bow spirit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 January 2017, 01:25:34 pm
Long John Silver............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 08 January 2017, 04:19:43 pm
and Jim Hawkins
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 January 2017, 05:49:57 pm
Each took turns
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 08 January 2017, 11:59:30 pm
Spanking the monkey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 January 2017, 11:30:43 am
using a large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 January 2017, 12:10:21 pm
barrel of rum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 January 2017, 07:11:15 pm
 and boiled oil
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 09 January 2017, 07:42:49 pm
Rubbed all over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 January 2017, 08:18:49 pm
Hard to reach
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 09 January 2017, 08:21:40 pm
areas with hooks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 10 January 2017, 07:34:00 am
made from the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 January 2017, 08:17:28 am
Erections of dead
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 10 January 2017, 08:33:50 am
press ganged keelhaulers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 January 2017, 10:04:37 am
scarified penis's which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 10 January 2017, 10:06:37 am
Were dismembered with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 January 2017, 10:31:03 am
old sharks teeth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 January 2017, 10:57:54 am
Smeared with african
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 10 January 2017, 11:30:40 am
Bush elephant sperm
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 10 January 2017, 01:59:32 pm
which had dripped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 January 2017, 06:15:53 pm
Down the back
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 January 2017, 07:05:12 pm
 of our sofa
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: HarryHornby on 10 January 2017, 07:19:18 pm
very very slowly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 11 January 2017, 12:32:28 am
Onto the floor
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 January 2017, 04:36:47 pm
burning a hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 January 2017, 06:58:02 pm
in her knickers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 11 January 2017, 11:48:45 pm
causing the crotch
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 January 2017, 07:50:15 am
To feel like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 January 2017, 09:55:19 am
a furnace full
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 January 2017, 01:29:24 pm
of red hot.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 January 2017, 02:40:38 pm
Cambodian fire ants
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 January 2017, 06:40:35 pm
 licking up all................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 January 2017, 02:47:11 pm
the gooey mess
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 January 2017, 03:08:40 pm
left from rotting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 13 January 2017, 03:47:34 pm
over several months
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 January 2017, 03:58:55 pm
of accumulated snot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 January 2017, 04:05:06 pm
and bogey pie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 13 January 2017, 04:20:08 pm
all mixed up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 January 2017, 04:39:25 pm
with a liberal
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 January 2017, 05:47:58 pm
Helping of old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 January 2017, 02:08:48 pm
and crusty dangleberries
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 15 January 2017, 09:19:20 am
with added seamen
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 January 2017, 10:35:47 am
Just for extra
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 15 January 2017, 10:43:14 am
chicken flavoured taste.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 January 2017, 11:36:22 am
which was better
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 January 2017, 12:20:15 pm
 than burger king
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 January 2017, 05:28:25 pm
Is capable of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 15 January 2017, 07:21:57 pm
brother for a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 15 January 2017, 07:24:33 pm
Sorry! Page 1
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 15 January 2017, 07:27:00 pm
I'm a tit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 January 2017, 10:15:52 pm
said the vicar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 January 2017, 07:28:12 am
To the Jock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 16 January 2017, 08:41:21 am
strap wearing transgender
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 January 2017, 10:48:12 am
Albanian clog dancer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 January 2017, 11:08:11 am
who forgot his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dannymassive on 16 January 2017, 01:06:58 pm
hairy hoop soup
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 January 2017, 01:16:00 pm
was not vegan
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 January 2017, 03:44:54 pm
and liked raw
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 January 2017, 04:32:37 pm
vegetables on Mondays
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 January 2017, 04:59:38 pm
But not wednesdays
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 16 January 2017, 05:20:02 pm
when he only
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 January 2017, 01:18:43 am
ate rancid pussies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 17 January 2017, 11:06:53 am
On buttered toast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 January 2017, 11:32:59 am
With sides of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 17 January 2017, 12:30:39 pm
rats faeces and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 January 2017, 04:03:11 pm
Catnip laced biscuits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 January 2017, 06:59:02 pm
of a enormous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 17 January 2017, 09:33:04 pm
Smorgasbord of meat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 January 2017, 12:34:50 pm
covered in maggots
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 January 2017, 03:38:21 pm
with a side
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 18 January 2017, 03:43:24 pm
of goats cheese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 January 2017, 04:42:23 pm
Smeared across multiple
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 18 January 2017, 05:38:00 pm
Scantily clad women
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 January 2017, 06:56:23 pm
 riding humungous choppers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 January 2017, 07:08:11 pm
Shaped like precarious
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 January 2017, 08:24:01 pm
structures resembling huge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 January 2017, 06:52:51 pm
throbbing green cucumbers
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Post by: Graham53 on 19 January 2017, 07:20:38 pm
And massive melons
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 January 2017, 09:15:20 am
topped with walnuts
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Post by: lew600fazer on 20 January 2017, 09:34:30 am
chopped and crushed
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Post by: acid drop on 20 January 2017, 11:29:36 am
 sprinkled all over
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Post by: robbo on 20 January 2017, 12:05:55 pm
with maraschino cherries
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Post by: Oldgit on 20 January 2017, 04:10:39 pm
which were strategically
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 January 2017, 07:36:33 pm
Placed next to
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Post by: Graham53 on 20 January 2017, 07:55:49 pm
President trumps wig
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Post by: acid drop on 20 January 2017, 08:57:30 pm
that was laying
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Post by: Graham53 on 20 January 2017, 11:05:33 pm
On Melania's pussy
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Post by: lew600fazer on 21 January 2017, 12:28:15 am
Smelling of Tuna
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 21 January 2017, 07:14:53 pm
Like Hilary's knickers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 January 2017, 07:46:36 pm
After Bill's BJ
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 21 January 2017, 08:29:58 pm
juice had dripped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: The putts on 21 January 2017, 11:23:56 pm
Down her leg
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 22 January 2017, 12:03:38 am
staining the carpet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 22 January 2017, 09:06:52 am
with harry monk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 January 2017, 11:14:54 am
and old piss
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 22 January 2017, 12:13:13 pm
in the wind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 22 January 2017, 02:53:33 pm
that was whistling
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 January 2017, 07:07:53 pm
Like Lady Di
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 23 January 2017, 01:46:16 pm
Cracking looking lass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 January 2017, 01:47:11 pm
that should have
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 January 2017, 02:48:41 pm
Not loved foreigners
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 January 2017, 02:58:45 pm
or army officers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 January 2017, 03:14:57 pm
or other people
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 23 January 2017, 05:31:01 pm
whose ears stick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 23 January 2017, 05:37:13 pm
between her thighs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 January 2017, 07:23:55 pm
whilst whistling dixie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 January 2017, 07:36:06 pm
On her kebab
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 January 2017, 10:55:02 am
while shagging around
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 24 January 2017, 12:08:46 pm
half the battalion.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 January 2017, 04:02:55 pm
of the scots
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 January 2017, 05:25:19 pm
men in skirts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 January 2017, 06:19:46 pm
With ginger hair
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Post by: acid drop on 24 January 2017, 07:08:32 pm
and hairy sporrans
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 24 January 2017, 09:11:12 pm
Dripping with cum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 January 2017, 09:54:26 am
over her bum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 25 January 2017, 01:00:28 pm

She's still alive  :rolleyes (as is Elvis)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 January 2017, 08:18:52 pm
Say the conspiracies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 25 January 2017, 08:46:41 pm
Theorists who love
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 25 January 2017, 09:05:23 pm
cum over there
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 26 January 2017, 07:49:18 am
wive's baldy twats
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 January 2017, 10:07:58 am
And saggy boobs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 26 January 2017, 10:14:50 am

and beer bellies
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4ooX6RH7xtc/UOC-pUVb2nI/AAAAAAAAGTg/kojPTVIHeyM/s1600/DSCF3767.jpg)
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Post by: acid drop on 26 January 2017, 02:53:06 pm
plus fat tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 January 2017, 03:21:53 pm
and fannies like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 January 2017, 04:22:23 pm
Thy mothers drapes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 27 January 2017, 12:22:33 pm
Open all hours
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 January 2017, 01:25:28 pm
and vicious teeth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 27 January 2017, 01:51:32 pm
both being yellow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 27 January 2017, 02:49:31 pm
From smoking loads
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 January 2017, 02:52:04 pm
Of cheap crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 January 2017, 03:25:00 pm
up her crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 27 January 2017, 04:50:01 pm

Hard to find
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 27 January 2017, 05:06:20 pm
Because it's huge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 January 2017, 05:08:20 pm
. The smell killed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 January 2017, 06:07:32 pm
Three young men
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 January 2017, 07:19:08 pm
 now dead men
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 27 January 2017, 08:03:53 pm
from inhaling rancid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 27 January 2017, 10:01:28 pm
Clintons fishy fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 January 2017, 09:25:48 am
Through fuel lines
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 28 January 2017, 10:29:04 am
fuelled with EP10.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 January 2017, 12:00:15 pm
And sour milk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 28 January 2017, 12:47:23 pm
From saggy breasts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 28 January 2017, 01:11:31 pm
which headed south
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 January 2017, 04:06:57 pm
many years ago
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Post by: acid drop on 28 January 2017, 04:38:17 pm
to end up............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 January 2017, 04:40:41 pm
Hanging down lower
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 28 January 2017, 06:39:08 pm
than her varicose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 January 2017, 09:05:21 pm
Spotted prolapsed rectum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 28 January 2017, 11:24:21 pm
Swollen and gaping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 29 January 2017, 11:00:55 am
Minge bag twat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 January 2017, 04:05:21 pm
that was very.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 January 2017, 04:21:34 pm
Much like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 29 January 2017, 04:32:58 pm
swollen baboon's arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 January 2017, 05:27:38 pm
bright red with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 29 January 2017, 05:44:59 pm
matted pubes needing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 January 2017, 07:18:27 pm
Kangaroo spunk conditioner
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 30 January 2017, 12:16:07 am
For shiny hair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 30 January 2017, 10:55:12 am

or maybe Brazilian


(https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M4e0defff9d753fe403705a4b3f1b0979H0&w=93&h=105&c=8&rs=1&qlt=90&pid=3.1&rm=2) (https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=brazilian+wax+pictures+before+and+after&id=158D85FD9E1666C24284E0D12D1B7E7840426831&FORM=IQFRBA)
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 January 2017, 11:36:39 am
wax to reduce
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 30 January 2017, 11:45:46 am
Unsightly muff rugs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TOADY on 30 January 2017, 12:29:14 pm
folded clunge flaps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 January 2017, 12:43:39 pm
and other ugly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 January 2017, 01:53:03 pm
dutch fanny lickers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 January 2017, 02:36:48 pm
and silly foccers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 January 2017, 03:32:54 pm
who would indulge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 30 January 2017, 04:35:14 pm
in macabre sexual
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 30 January 2017, 05:54:57 pm
Practices with vegetables
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 January 2017, 07:35:50 pm
Like carrots and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 January 2017, 08:18:37 pm
turnips and sheep
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 30 January 2017, 09:07:47 pm
with cucumbers shoved
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 30 January 2017, 10:25:36 pm
Into lubricated orifices
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 January 2017, 10:50:08 pm
Making quite the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 31 January 2017, 01:01:23 am
the recipient squirm
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 31 January 2017, 11:42:58 am
Bath in which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 January 2017, 01:31:51 pm
  cold porridge was................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 January 2017, 02:59:51 pm
being mixed with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 31 January 2017, 03:41:45 pm
Contaminated bodily fluids
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 31 January 2017, 04:18:03 pm
From Chinese sailors
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 31 January 2017, 05:48:28 pm
and dirty foccers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 31 January 2017, 07:26:19 pm
With infectious diseases
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 01 February 2017, 12:12:38 pm

Measles in adults
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 February 2017, 12:49:18 pm
Rabies in babies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 01 February 2017, 01:01:28 pm
with shitty nappies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 01 February 2017, 02:18:12 pm
and bogey encrusted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 February 2017, 04:13:31 pm
Old man hankeys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 01 February 2017, 04:26:21 pm
Made into knickers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 February 2017, 05:17:01 pm
for Kim Kardashian
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 February 2017, 05:58:12 pm
to not wear
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 February 2017, 06:08:11 pm
For instagram photos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 February 2017, 06:17:19 pm
or other opportunities
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 01 February 2017, 06:28:16 pm
To flash fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 February 2017, 02:13:44 pm
which winked at
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 02 February 2017, 02:28:43 pm
Pervvy paparazzi photographers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 February 2017, 02:50:58 pm
And children alike
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 February 2017, 06:57:58 pm
scaring the horses
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 February 2017, 07:14:34 pm
that promptly bolted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 02 February 2017, 10:16:56 pm
Trampling over the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 February 2017, 11:10:34 pm
Poor people's pets
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 02 February 2017, 11:51:23 pm
shitting in flowerbeds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 03 February 2017, 08:16:11 am
and copulating freely
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 03 February 2017, 08:26:31 am
in front gardens
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 February 2017, 09:37:25 am
High rise flats?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 February 2017, 09:58:09 am
Asked Maggie thatchet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 February 2017, 11:13:17 am
as she sold
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 February 2017, 07:13:04 pm
Desmond The Donkey..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: unfazed on 03 February 2017, 07:17:33 pm
for magic beans
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 03 February 2017, 07:20:52 pm
In short supply
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 03 February 2017, 09:14:12 pm
for prince charles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 February 2017, 09:35:33 pm
To use as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 04 February 2017, 01:13:47 am
Camilla's sex toys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 February 2017, 02:18:26 pm
as his penis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 February 2017, 03:02:52 pm
Didn't like going
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 February 2017, 03:26:09 pm
up her arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 February 2017, 05:22:53 pm
Grunter or Shunter ?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 February 2017, 06:38:29 pm
Asked the senate
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 04 February 2017, 07:43:44 pm
Shag my wife
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 04 February 2017, 07:55:06 pm
No! not again   :eek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 04 February 2017, 08:05:01 pm

her breath stinks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 04 February 2017, 08:08:51 pm
Like dead dogs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 February 2017, 08:18:04 pm
Locking dead fannys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 04 February 2017, 11:03:11 pm
Dripping with pus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 February 2017, 11:58:42 pm
Needing a Poultice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 February 2017, 10:15:38 am
to draw the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 05 February 2017, 11:41:18 am
rancid pus from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 February 2017, 04:51:20 pm
within her handbag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 February 2017, 05:21:16 pm
Sized arse boils
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 05 February 2017, 10:31:09 pm
Sucked out by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 06 February 2017, 09:10:40 am
a vacuum salesman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 February 2017, 03:06:25 pm
with a dustbag


Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 February 2017, 03:21:23 pm
masquerading as a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 06 February 2017, 05:28:13 pm
Jeremy Corbyns suit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 February 2017, 05:36:28 pm
with more charisma
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 February 2017, 06:16:51 pm
Than Maggie Thatcher
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 06 February 2017, 06:22:30 pm
But less intelligence
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 February 2017, 07:11:43 pm
than Donald Strumpet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 February 2017, 07:33:29 pm
Sat tugging his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 06 February 2017, 07:48:25 pm
Hilary inflatable doll
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 February 2017, 09:57:35 pm
Rather fuck Chelsea
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 06 February 2017, 11:22:01 pm
He thought while
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 07 February 2017, 12:00:12 am
Monica blew him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 February 2017, 01:49:41 pm
and wiped spunk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 February 2017, 02:08:39 pm
on the curtains
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 February 2017, 02:41:36 pm
 then pulled them............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 07 February 2017, 03:35:22 pm
Over her head
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 February 2017, 03:52:03 pm
for a sniff
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 February 2017, 04:39:44 pm
Of bush's bush
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 07 February 2017, 05:54:27 pm
Surely not Barbara's  :eek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 February 2017, 06:32:03 pm
Cried George suddenly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 February 2017, 07:01:24 pm
while having supper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 February 2017, 09:28:51 pm
through a straw
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 07 February 2017, 11:45:23 pm
Murdering old cunt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 February 2017, 10:13:16 am
 Who was eating............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 February 2017, 01:38:03 pm
grilled prostitutes flaps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 February 2017, 01:51:05 pm
with a side
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 08 February 2017, 02:00:59 pm
Of blairs arsehole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 February 2017, 03:45:42 pm
 With Gordon Browns......................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 08 February 2017, 05:07:38 pm
Economic recipes for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 08 February 2017, 05:51:50 pm
total foccing disaster
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 February 2017, 06:19:43 pm
Coming up behind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 08 February 2017, 08:21:10 pm
Comrade corbyns hat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 February 2017, 03:11:06 pm
 up Diane Abotts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 February 2017, 03:15:13 pm
hugely inflated ego
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 February 2017, 03:30:28 pm
That's used for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 February 2017, 05:06:30 pm
giving blow jobs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 February 2017, 05:15:16 pm
To banned immigrants
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 February 2017, 05:38:15 pm
while Corbyn rammed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 February 2017, 07:02:26 pm
one up Bercow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 09 February 2017, 07:04:18 pm
and his mrs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 09 February 2017, 08:09:08 pm
who likes a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 February 2017, 09:31:21 pm
Lot of cock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 09 February 2017, 09:59:35 pm
a doodle doo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 February 2017, 10:20:17 pm
With her breakfast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 09 February 2017, 11:31:39 pm
Cornflakes and cock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 February 2017, 10:48:02 am
. Meanwhile in Foccerland
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 February 2017, 12:15:02 pm
Heading out today  :)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 February 2017, 12:19:08 pm
with his cock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 February 2017, 02:35:05 pm
strapped up with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 February 2017, 04:18:35 pm
Knives guns and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 February 2017, 04:23:21 pm
Thermals still Baltic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 February 2017, 06:59:18 pm
Sliding in on............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 February 2017, 11:22:21 pm
Stealth mode, zipper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 February 2017, 09:29:19 am
Open, ready to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 11 February 2017, 10:09:27 am
Have a piss
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 February 2017, 01:38:48 pm
  all over CORbins.......................   :look
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 11 February 2017, 02:49:35 pm
Rebel Diane Abbot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 February 2017, 02:50:38 pm
who likes it................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 February 2017, 06:47:12 pm
Up the arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 February 2017, 07:45:58 pm
from Corbinestas wearing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 February 2017, 08:29:52 pm
Black strap ons
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 12 February 2017, 09:04:35 am
with spermicidal lubricant
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 February 2017, 10:37:28 am
dripping on the.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 12 February 2017, 11:36:00 am
Ugly cows  arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 February 2017, 12:19:15 pm
which is better
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 12 February 2017, 12:47:22 pm
for generating gas
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 February 2017, 07:12:47 pm
Than Theresa mays
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 12 February 2017, 08:36:31 pm
Back bench rebels
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 February 2017, 09:46:59 am
wearing red Basques 
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 13 February 2017, 12:29:42 pm
with matching fishnets
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 13 February 2017, 02:31:12 pm
In Strangers bar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 February 2017, 03:23:05 pm
Looking for somebody
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 February 2017, 03:37:47 pm
 having a wank...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 February 2017, 06:59:52 pm
Over pictures of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 13 February 2017, 07:52:52 pm
Ann Widdecombe's tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 13 February 2017, 07:58:56 pm
Covered in oil
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 February 2017, 08:01:14 pm
. I feel sick
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Post by: Graham53 on 13 February 2017, 09:26:33 pm
Said Jeremy corbyn
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Post by: lew600fazer on 14 February 2017, 12:03:17 am
after muffing Theresa
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Post by: Graham53 on 14 February 2017, 12:11:23 am
And blowing Gordon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 14 February 2017, 09:34:23 am
Ramsey's Kitchen up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 14 February 2017, 09:50:38 am
because Jamie Oliver
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 February 2017, 03:07:46 pm
Shagged Mary Berry..
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 February 2017, 03:19:41 pm
without any lubricant
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 February 2017, 03:20:17 pm
in the bake
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Post by: Graham53 on 14 February 2017, 06:52:06 pm
Off tent opening
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Post by: robbo on 14 February 2017, 08:59:37 pm
causing the zip
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Post by: lew600fazer on 14 February 2017, 11:42:19 pm
 In Paul Hollywood's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 February 2017, 07:12:50 am
Hidden third chin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 February 2017, 11:13:03 am
to gape open
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 15 February 2017, 01:10:21 pm
Ready for fisting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 15 February 2017, 01:36:11 pm
He's a biker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 15 February 2017, 02:54:44 pm
And a baker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 February 2017, 04:22:11 pm
But shit maker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 February 2017, 05:36:49 pm

like a candlestick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 15 February 2017, 06:11:07 pm
Used in Cludo
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Post by: Graham53 on 15 February 2017, 07:17:26 pm
Penetrating professor plum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 February 2017, 09:34:50 pm
Via miss scarlets
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 15 February 2017, 09:58:48 pm
Secret passageway door
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 15 February 2017, 11:09:22 pm

To Colonel Mustards


(http://files.forensicmed.webnode.com/200000720-736c474664/cluedo_1949_characters_crop1.jpg)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 15 February 2017, 11:15:35 pm
Big lead pipe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 February 2017, 08:10:09 am
In the bedroom
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 16 February 2017, 08:24:18 am
Shagging Mrs White
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 16 February 2017, 08:51:14 am
With a pineapple
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 February 2017, 11:32:26 am
Shaped like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 February 2017, 02:49:27 pm
unusually large banana
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Post by: acid drop on 16 February 2017, 04:37:41 pm
dripping with clues
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 16 February 2017, 05:18:05 pm
and a complete
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 February 2017, 06:34:59 pm
Enigma wrapped mystery
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 16 February 2017, 07:17:31 pm
How it happened
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 February 2017, 09:18:44 pm
Colonel Custard said..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 16 February 2017, 10:34:11 pm
You can shoveit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 16 February 2017, 10:52:43 pm
Up reverend green's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 17 February 2017, 09:45:47 am
Gown and cassock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 17 February 2017, 10:20:06 am
Finding no balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 17 February 2017, 01:04:10 pm
Only choir boys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 February 2017, 03:03:02 pm
hiding under there
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 February 2017, 03:26:17 pm
Along with three
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 February 2017, 03:31:24 pm
hookers engaged min
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 February 2017, 07:35:28 pm
Gobbling a donkey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 February 2017, 08:36:10 pm
Behind a tree
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 18 February 2017, 12:04:30 am
In Central park
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 February 2017, 01:38:14 pm
with Hillary plunging
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 February 2017, 01:47:43 pm
Her fat arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 February 2017, 02:42:08 pm
along the length
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 18 February 2017, 03:26:19 pm
Of Trump's trumpet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 February 2017, 07:01:05 pm
 covered in jizz
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 February 2017, 07:38:26 pm
And monkey spit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 18 February 2017, 08:33:04 pm
which ouzed down
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 18 February 2017, 10:15:43 pm
Her anal warts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 18 February 2017, 10:32:42 pm
on to Monica's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 February 2017, 10:56:53 am
teeth already covered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 February 2017, 12:02:08 pm
vice president Pence
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 February 2017, 03:47:22 pm
  I like this
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 February 2017, 06:39:55 pm
the steel magnolia
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 February 2017, 06:40:33 pm
Said to the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 19 February 2017, 07:33:19 pm
Supreme Court judges
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 February 2017, 07:51:04 pm
While playing with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 February 2017, 11:07:53 pm
President Putin's balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 19 February 2017, 11:21:10 pm
Who was wearing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 February 2017, 07:17:35 am
Trumps cock as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 20 February 2017, 09:00:57 am
a nose warmer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 February 2017, 09:25:58 am
that whistled dixie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 February 2017, 11:02:04 am
like a gimp
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 20 February 2017, 06:38:55 pm
with no balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 February 2017, 07:07:48 pm
having a beer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 20 February 2017, 09:06:40 pm
While singing soprano
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 February 2017, 09:51:01 pm
In the nude
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 February 2017, 12:24:56 am
In Berkley square
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 February 2017, 08:07:50 am
Being watched by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 21 February 2017, 01:08:29 pm
flocks of nightingales
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 21 February 2017, 03:22:10 pm
Ready to crap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 February 2017, 03:33:33 pm
on the hookers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 February 2017, 07:11:48 pm
flogging their pussys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 21 February 2017, 08:20:09 pm
To buy crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 21 February 2017, 09:09:24 pm
to feed their
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 February 2017, 10:08:34 pm
Pimps hungry children
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 21 February 2017, 10:54:23 pm
Cannabis and chocolate
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 22 February 2017, 01:01:42 am
Giving Kinder surprise
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 February 2017, 01:37:24 pm
vibrators to their
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 February 2017, 01:44:16 pm
mothers and aunts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 22 February 2017, 02:12:52 pm
To use on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 22 February 2017, 02:46:02 pm
their dry old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 February 2017, 04:17:00 pm
 skid marked bums
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 22 February 2017, 10:34:07 pm
Stuck together with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 February 2017, 11:42:14 pm
Day old spunk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 February 2017, 02:03:43 pm
and KY jelly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 February 2017, 02:09:40 pm
that the FZ1
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 23 February 2017, 03:32:16 pm
Sprays over hondas
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 February 2017, 04:00:37 pm
Owners wife's faces
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 23 February 2017, 07:45:03 pm
skidded on before
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 February 2017, 08:51:35 pm
fisting with large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 23 February 2017, 09:51:05 pm
Yamaha con rods
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 23 February 2017, 10:44:25 pm
up their BigEnds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 23 February 2017, 11:38:10 pm
Oiled with Yamalube
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 February 2017, 12:53:51 am
Prefer Castrol R
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 24 February 2017, 08:21:34 am
which smells brilliant
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 February 2017, 09:24:14 am
Like freshly baked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 February 2017, 09:46:43 am
Yamaha RD 350
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 24 February 2017, 01:12:53 pm
Two stroke smoke 💨
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 February 2017, 03:17:34 pm
ideal for vaping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 February 2017, 04:51:18 pm
and blowing up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 24 February 2017, 06:11:08 pm
wanky Spanish banks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 February 2017, 06:43:15 pm
taking the piss
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 24 February 2017, 06:50:27 pm
with daily 29%
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 February 2017, 07:54:48 pm
Tax increases on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 24 February 2017, 09:59:35 pm
top of outrageous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 February 2017, 10:54:45 pm
Insurance premium increases
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 February 2017, 11:15:33 pm
Coupled with fewer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 25 February 2017, 12:22:32 pm
get out clauses
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 February 2017, 12:49:04 pm
and more costs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 25 February 2017, 01:00:20 pm
and was to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 February 2017, 04:21:34 pm
 be applied to..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 25 February 2017, 05:22:52 pm
Next years premiums
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 February 2017, 07:29:02 pm
Along with multiple
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 25 February 2017, 10:05:33 pm
old age restrictions
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 February 2017, 10:09:23 pm
like no pension
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 February 2017, 10:19:03 pm
Scamming bastards would
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 26 February 2017, 12:05:30 am
be considering introducing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 February 2017, 03:29:56 pm
tax on wheelchairs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 26 February 2017, 05:31:04 pm
and mobility scotters
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 February 2017, 06:15:43 pm
which I use
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 February 2017, 07:08:59 pm
While shagging the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 26 February 2017, 08:22:31 pm
woman next door
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 February 2017, 08:27:45 pm
while we ride...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 27 February 2017, 02:17:23 pm
The Hershey Highway
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 February 2017, 02:33:10 pm
two up. Suddenly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 February 2017, 03:21:13 pm
Before us, appeared
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 February 2017, 03:38:03 pm
great big knobs...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 27 February 2017, 04:01:20 pm
Butter for lubricating
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 27 February 2017, 05:31:19 pm

Trap two entrance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 February 2017, 06:56:41 pm
to slide into..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 28 February 2017, 02:05:26 pm
the chutney locker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 28 February 2017, 02:13:11 pm
For Anal Aventures
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 February 2017, 02:33:12 pm
and tight ring
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 February 2017, 05:08:01 pm
of darkness fun
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 February 2017, 05:23:45 pm
In strangers beds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 28 February 2017, 05:43:02 pm
While hubby away
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 February 2017, 06:04:25 pm
the dirty slapper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 28 February 2017, 06:41:49 pm
Who everyone shags
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 February 2017, 07:08:49 pm
  At dinner time
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 28 February 2017, 08:52:25 pm
working his bollocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 February 2017, 09:07:59 pm
Into bloody pulps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 28 February 2017, 11:29:42 pm
Is purely fiction
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Disorderlypunk on 01 March 2017, 12:04:10 am
but with Friction
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 March 2017, 08:59:42 am
Anything is possible
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 01 March 2017, 01:58:42 pm
If Properly Lubricated
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 March 2017, 02:02:42 pm
so it slips............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 March 2017, 02:07:55 pm
Right in there
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 01 March 2017, 02:21:24 pm
The Marmite motorway
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 March 2017, 03:54:49 pm
and KY jelly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 March 2017, 04:11:10 pm
on your sandwich
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 01 March 2017, 04:16:05 pm
Between butt cheeks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 March 2017, 07:22:51 pm
Of solid steel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 01 March 2017, 07:31:30 pm
That crush walnuts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 01 March 2017, 11:56:59 pm
to a pulp
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 March 2017, 03:01:42 pm
feels almost virgin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 March 2017, 03:53:48 pm
 said the vicar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 March 2017, 05:10:48 pm
To the priest
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 02 March 2017, 05:23:03 pm
Kiss my arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 March 2017, 06:22:40 pm
and tell me
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 March 2017, 06:33:38 pm
You love me
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 March 2017, 07:32:56 pm
whilst ejaculating over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 02 March 2017, 07:55:40 pm
The choir boy's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 March 2017, 09:48:36 pm
Innocent little faces
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 March 2017, 12:27:14 pm
pedophilles will love
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 03 March 2017, 12:56:31 pm
Then get arrested
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 March 2017, 01:00:24 pm
And strung up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 March 2017, 02:06:16 pm
using razor wire
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 March 2017, 06:50:22 pm
Around their testicles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 March 2017, 07:15:06 pm
razor blades up......................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 March 2017, 11:48:30 pm

around the scrotum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 March 2017, 03:11:54 pm
just to enhance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 March 2017, 03:30:58 pm
the genital appearance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 March 2017, 12:18:09 am
Of genital area
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 05 March 2017, 07:34:02 am
of Muslim women
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 05 March 2017, 10:52:24 am
resembling chopped liver
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 05 March 2017, 11:27:16 am
needing chopped onions
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 March 2017, 04:21:40 pm
and loads of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 March 2017, 05:28:33 pm
Exotic foreign spices
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 05 March 2017, 09:43:49 pm
And pork chops
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 March 2017, 10:09:36 pm
to tempt the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 March 2017, 10:46:16 pm
Old dirty politicians
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 March 2017, 09:44:52 am
to reveal what
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 March 2017, 01:02:29 pm
Expense claims are
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 06 March 2017, 04:56:19 pm
For the Duckhouse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 06 March 2017, 06:18:58 pm
to be extended
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 March 2017, 06:42:28 pm
across the channel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 March 2017, 10:48:40 pm
Saving the french
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 06 March 2017, 11:20:10 pm
From the Nazis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 March 2017, 11:57:31 pm
Riding their BMW's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 07 March 2017, 07:23:39 am
with Charlie Boorman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 March 2017, 07:24:32 am
And obi wan
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 March 2017, 07:54:43 am
ker knob head
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 March 2017, 09:51:46 am
train spotting arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 07 March 2017, 11:05:29 am
bandit snorting coke
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 07 March 2017, 12:57:31 pm
fired boilers emit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 March 2017, 01:02:19 pm
cocaine induced euphoria
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 March 2017, 01:09:47 pm
like happy days
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 07 March 2017, 05:32:59 pm
When I was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 March 2017, 07:16:11 pm
Actually a female
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 March 2017, 07:28:57 pm
who was happy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 March 2017, 07:56:52 pm
dressing as a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 March 2017, 08:02:12 pm
Katie hopkins lookalike
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 08 March 2017, 09:48:29 am
who sucks cock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 March 2017, 02:22:26 pm
and swallows whisky
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 March 2017, 03:09:48 pm
Like a true
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 08 March 2017, 04:35:37 pm
southern redneck bitch
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 March 2017, 01:20:24 pm
with an arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 March 2017, 03:38:18 pm
For ghost chilli
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 March 2017, 07:39:25 pm
fried on toast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 09 March 2017, 07:49:34 pm
With some grits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 10 March 2017, 01:03:20 am
inserted sideways analy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 March 2017, 01:38:31 pm
and marinated in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 10 March 2017, 02:12:43 pm
Jose Cuervo Gold
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 March 2017, 03:36:45 pm
lubricated bumpy condoms
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 March 2017, 08:11:16 pm
For her pleasure
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 11 March 2017, 02:00:32 am
And safe sex
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 March 2017, 05:59:18 pm
with a seatbelt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 March 2017, 06:14:51 pm
Strapped to your
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 11 March 2017, 06:20:58 pm
throbbing hairy ballbag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 March 2017, 07:38:00 pm
secured with rivets
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 March 2017, 11:40:56 am
 beginning to rust
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 March 2017, 03:37:07 pm
And cause tetanus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: unfazed on 12 March 2017, 04:54:11 pm
As he farted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: joebloggs on 13 March 2017, 11:32:11 am
in her face
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 March 2017, 11:42:42 am
While pissing in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 March 2017, 04:24:49 pm
Nicola Sturgeons arse.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 13 March 2017, 08:43:11 pm
Gaped wide by....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 13 March 2017, 08:48:47 pm
2" gaffer tape
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 March 2017, 02:43:04 pm
and an expander
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 March 2017, 03:20:05 pm
Shaped like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 March 2017, 05:42:57 pm
Alex Salmond lookalike..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 14 March 2017, 07:38:46 pm
Tossing his caber
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 March 2017, 02:25:35 pm
all over himself
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 15 March 2017, 04:01:15 pm
Big back yard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 March 2017, 08:28:33 pm
and really hard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 March 2017, 09:39:02 pm
Like cold lard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 March 2017, 09:30:09 am
Said the guard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 March 2017, 01:21:02 pm
With a card
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 16 March 2017, 04:58:24 pm
In his arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 March 2017, 05:29:05 pm
For his mum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 March 2017, 09:09:19 am
as it was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 March 2017, 09:35:40 pm
Up her bum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 20 March 2017, 02:38:32 pm
shagging her chum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 March 2017, 02:42:09 pm
with chewing gum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 March 2017, 05:00:17 pm
"You want some??"
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 March 2017, 06:26:09 pm
Said the guard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 20 March 2017, 11:22:08 pm
To the Mum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 March 2017, 09:36:33 am
playing the flesh
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 March 2017, 12:05:19 pm
Trumpet like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 March 2017, 01:12:06 pm
one eyed strumpet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 March 2017, 02:22:18 pm
eating a crumpet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 March 2017, 04:17:05 pm
covered in slippy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 March 2017, 04:30:43 pm
Old man grease
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 March 2017, 05:42:12 pm
  from her crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 21 March 2017, 06:18:00 pm
in her sump
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 March 2017, 11:58:13 pm
Pan smelling fishy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 22 March 2017, 07:23:32 am
emulsifying into a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 22 March 2017, 09:45:09 am
Rancid smelling gash
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 March 2017, 11:41:44 am
ready to splash
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 March 2017, 12:02:18 pm
With cheap aftershave
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 March 2017, 03:47:08 pm
and wood shavings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 22 March 2017, 10:17:43 pm
Smelling of pine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 23 March 2017, 12:17:59 am
Like toilet cleaner
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 March 2017, 05:42:46 pm
Down the bog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 March 2017, 12:07:08 am
in your wellies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 March 2017, 10:06:38 am
Up to your
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 March 2017, 12:46:50 pm
Perky pink nipples
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 March 2017, 03:39:04 pm
in the muck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 March 2017, 04:18:26 pm
Next to a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 March 2017, 05:23:11 pm
Strap on dildo. :rolleyes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 March 2017, 06:44:11 pm
Wearing priest, named
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 March 2017, 07:09:07 pm
Reverend Fuck you...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 25 March 2017, 12:23:59 am
and everyone else
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 March 2017, 03:37:12 pm
can have you
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 March 2017, 07:07:14 pm
lulled into a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 March 2017, 07:15:25 pm
Falsed feeling of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 25 March 2017, 11:34:40 pm
love and endearment
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 26 March 2017, 10:01:47 am
when really all
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 26 March 2017, 10:34:13 am
is a shag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 March 2017, 11:12:19 am
In the park
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 26 March 2017, 05:33:00 pm

knee trembler time
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 March 2017, 06:20:42 pm
or back scuttler
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 26 March 2017, 06:44:07 pm
over the bonnet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 March 2017, 06:46:25 pm
Of a 76
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 26 March 2017, 07:33:20 pm
chevrolet impala coupe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 26 March 2017, 09:16:47 pm
454 big block
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 27 March 2017, 11:07:33 am
with vinyl trim
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 March 2017, 04:01:46 pm
Smelling of mink
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 March 2017, 04:02:59 pm
  round her quim.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 March 2017, 05:45:59 pm
and looking like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 27 March 2017, 07:18:28 pm
a baboon's arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 27 March 2017, 10:04:07 pm

like this one.


(https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.3BljIdiP_W18CJ-btNTLDAEDEs&w=177&h=206&c=8&rs=1&qlt=90&pid=3.1&rm=2) (https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=photo+of+baboons+arse&id=2FDD22652CFBA9E05A5F7B523C93BC8E32BFF8D3&FORM=IQFRBA)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 27 March 2017, 10:30:38 pm
For F--k Sake     :lol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 March 2017, 10:46:28 pm
We've lost it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 28 March 2017, 10:06:00 am
oops sorry lads  :o
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 March 2017, 01:16:16 pm
  You should be
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 March 2017, 03:51:32 pm
toning that redness
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 March 2017, 04:13:06 pm
 with fanny batter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 March 2017, 04:42:53 pm
wiped on with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 March 2017, 05:56:04 pm
Mary berry's crispy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 28 March 2017, 07:17:29 pm
French knicker gusset
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 29 March 2017, 12:11:42 am

Black frilly lace

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 March 2017, 04:42:13 pm
patent fanny patting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 March 2017, 07:12:23 pm
sucked by Hollywood
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 March 2017, 09:23:00 pm
And his smelly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 29 March 2017, 10:49:36 pm
Rancid garlic breath
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 30 March 2017, 07:16:51 am
on glory hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 March 2017, 09:54:00 am
grapes removed with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 30 March 2017, 09:56:04 am
a thermic lance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 March 2017, 12:49:02 pm
and some tweezers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 March 2017, 01:40:53 pm
Shaped like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 March 2017, 01:46:06 pm
pair of Mels
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 30 March 2017, 11:40:50 pm
Hairy piss flaps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 March 2017, 01:51:47 pm
stained with freezing.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 31 March 2017, 02:41:31 pm
Lemon margaritas, served
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 March 2017, 05:59:57 pm
on a hot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 March 2017, 09:25:41 pm
bed with pussy.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 31 March 2017, 10:54:34 pm
getting a licking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 April 2017, 02:48:07 pm
all day long
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 01 April 2017, 07:14:29 pm
until the sun
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 April 2017, 07:22:14 pm
Goes down on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 02 April 2017, 08:17:21 am
Nichola Sturgeons twat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 April 2017, 11:03:21 am
which has never
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 02 April 2017, 01:00:32 pm
been washed since
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 April 2017, 04:29:56 pm
Alex Salmond Licked............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 April 2017, 06:40:07 pm
Too close to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 April 2017, 10:41:35 am
her jock strap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 April 2017, 11:33:10 am
on tartan dildo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 03 April 2017, 03:05:56 pm
resembling a caber
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 April 2017, 04:10:46 pm
in his troosers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 April 2017, 05:35:44 pm
At his hoose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 April 2017, 10:18:41 pm
in the trossachs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 05 April 2017, 03:27:16 am
holding a spurtle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 05 April 2017, 09:59:06 am
dripping with porridge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 April 2017, 10:25:36 am
and Fanny cheese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 April 2017, 01:24:37 pm
Blue with mould
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 05 April 2017, 05:48:06 pm
from Danish wanker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 April 2017, 09:36:37 pm
 coming for denmark
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 05 April 2017, 10:15:22 pm

as does Carlsberg
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 06 April 2017, 07:08:19 am
which is crap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 April 2017, 07:50:20 am
Piss tasting water
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 06 April 2017, 07:50:47 am
Like their bacon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 April 2017, 08:39:51 am
only tasting saltier
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 April 2017, 12:12:03 pm
than an eighty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 April 2017, 04:11:02 pm
year olds twat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 April 2017, 04:14:56 pm
in the sea
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 April 2017, 09:15:19 pm
Atlantic or Pacific
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 April 2017, 11:28:12 pm
Doesn't matter because
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 06 April 2017, 11:35:48 pm
Tastes the same
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 07 April 2017, 01:43:03 am
as your mum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 April 2017, 12:55:20 pm
says it should
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 08 April 2017, 08:28:49 am
a cunning linguist
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 08 April 2017, 09:20:20 am
Comes from Norway
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 April 2017, 05:44:40 pm
The land of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 08 April 2017, 06:25:48 pm
mountains and glaciers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 08 April 2017, 09:39:27 pm
where wee rocky
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 April 2017, 10:21:01 pm
Blondes and beautiful
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 April 2017, 10:26:46 pm
 Beautiful bumchums reside
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 09 April 2017, 12:23:41 am
Fishing in Fjords
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 09 April 2017, 09:14:47 am
using no bait
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 April 2017, 06:22:03 pm
and scaring the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 April 2017, 06:25:38 pm
Shit out of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 April 2017, 06:44:58 pm
all the fish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 09 April 2017, 07:22:22 pm
when caught out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 April 2017, 07:35:17 pm
taking the bait
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 11 April 2017, 01:35:51 am
hook line and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 April 2017, 10:15:28 am
dirty smelly sinker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 11 April 2017, 03:58:00 pm
Made of lead
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 April 2017, 07:22:25 pm
  on yer head
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 12 April 2017, 12:28:20 pm
receiving blow job
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 April 2017, 12:45:23 pm
From a girl
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 April 2017, 04:47:53 pm
with buck teeth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 April 2017, 04:58:31 pm
 and dripping fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 April 2017, 09:33:38 am
fangs sharp as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 13 April 2017, 12:03:38 pm
a samurai sword
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 April 2017, 12:20:59 pm
Cutting through soft
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 April 2017, 07:26:06 pm
wet shitty knickers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 13 April 2017, 10:11:20 pm
stinking of Tuna
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 April 2017, 10:40:11 pm
And rotten eggs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 14 April 2017, 06:42:22 am
coated in butyric
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 April 2017, 12:37:11 pm
rubberised brass shavings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 April 2017, 01:28:43 pm
and soggy sawdust
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 15 April 2017, 09:04:57 pm
soaked with beer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 April 2017, 11:38:25 pm
Flavoured warm piss
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 April 2017, 11:21:23 am
and strawberry jam
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 16 April 2017, 03:25:29 pm
coming out from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 17 April 2017, 09:42:51 am
the japs eye
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 17 April 2017, 02:44:46 pm
needing medical treatment
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 April 2017, 02:45:59 pm
because it was........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 17 April 2017, 04:17:20 pm
Bitten by you
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 April 2017, 09:19:26 pm
and your aunt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 April 2017, 12:01:12 pm
While canoodling in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 April 2017, 02:17:14 pm
a bus shelter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 April 2017, 06:59:34 pm
On a cold
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 April 2017, 07:21:50 pm
and windy summers..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 April 2017, 07:37:31 pm
Evening in wales
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 April 2017, 08:51:07 pm
watched by sheep
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 April 2017, 08:52:49 pm
who were scared
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 April 2017, 08:58:22 pm
Of rapey farmers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 April 2017, 10:01:47 pm
and other welsh
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 18 April 2017, 10:51:52 pm
Folk in Wellies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 April 2017, 11:14:48 pm
Suspenders, hotpants and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 April 2017, 10:57:09 am
and carrying dildos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 19 April 2017, 11:06:12 am
made of leeks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 19 April 2017, 12:55:26 pm
and big cucumbers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 April 2017, 01:09:20 pm
99P at Tescos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 April 2017, 04:02:59 pm
Every little helps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 April 2017, 04:16:51 pm
to fill your................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 April 2017, 05:19:19 pm
sexual fantasies shagging
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 April 2017, 07:25:52 pm
  a live sheep
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 April 2017, 08:17:26 pm
While a goat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 April 2017, 10:00:20 pm
watches from the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 20 April 2017, 07:34:52 am
gimp box window
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 April 2017, 08:56:59 am
and a Llama
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 20 April 2017, 09:54:53 am
stolen from Dalai
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 April 2017, 02:56:04 pm
Rubs his hairy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 April 2017, 07:11:48 pm
 knob on the.......................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 20 April 2017, 08:10:57 pm
front room curtains
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 April 2017, 02:21:09 pm
exposing Michael Caine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 April 2017, 03:22:06 pm
Who was only
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 April 2017, 07:45:48 pm
shooting some scrotes....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 23 April 2017, 12:26:38 am
In Harry Brown
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 April 2017, 10:46:52 am
remake down in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 April 2017, 01:13:09 pm
Bo Peeps Bush
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 April 2017, 01:15:29 pm
Next to long
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 23 April 2017, 06:46:50 pm
John Silvers leg
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 April 2017, 07:29:45 pm
up Blackbeards arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 23 April 2017, 10:39:29 pm
dripping with amoebic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 23 April 2017, 10:57:01 pm
dysentery farting and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 April 2017, 10:33:14 am
splattering all the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 April 2017, 10:56:56 pm
All the perverts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 25 April 2017, 07:36:08 am
felching by the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 April 2017, 08:21:59 am
Local topless beach
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 April 2017, 02:19:27 pm
getting glimpses of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 25 April 2017, 02:32:00 pm
Bare breasted beauties
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 April 2017, 03:35:15 pm
and droopy tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 April 2017, 04:26:11 pm
Tucked down into
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 25 April 2017, 04:52:43 pm
which headed south
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 25 April 2017, 08:41:50 pm
bouncing on knees
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 26 April 2017, 12:39:03 am
Deflated silicone implants
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 April 2017, 09:10:30 am
We've gotten sidetracked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 26 April 2017, 11:59:34 am
again and again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 26 April 2017, 01:41:12 pm
getting to excited
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 April 2017, 01:47:59 pm
Thinking about boobs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 April 2017, 02:26:53 pm
or maybe moobs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 26 April 2017, 09:16:07 pm
and fat arse's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 27 April 2017, 08:01:40 am
Letting it rip
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 April 2017, 10:50:29 am
All over the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 April 2017, 02:41:42 pm
the foccers barbecue
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 27 April 2017, 11:00:04 pm
Drinking,farting ,enjoying
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 April 2017, 10:28:51 am
the spring meet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 April 2017, 10:58:37 am
on his own
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 April 2017, 03:52:33 pm
With no friends
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 April 2017, 04:28:21 pm
except his hand
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 28 April 2017, 05:33:04 pm
and his thoughts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 April 2017, 07:32:08 pm
of dirty deeds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 28 April 2017, 11:37:36 pm
like wet farts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 April 2017, 09:53:27 am
hoping that it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 29 April 2017, 03:00:09 pm
a follow through
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 April 2017, 05:08:58 pm
will not spoil
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 April 2017, 06:27:08 pm
  His white thong
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 29 April 2017, 09:22:04 pm
which was wedged
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 April 2017, 07:05:25 am
Tight up between
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 April 2017, 10:36:34 am
the crack of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 30 April 2017, 10:38:33 am
Dawn bringing a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 April 2017, 12:39:37 pm
huge deluge of........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 30 April 2017, 10:03:16 pm
Bank holiday weather
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 01 May 2017, 02:23:47 pm
consisting of pissing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 May 2017, 07:30:17 pm
Off a bridge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 May 2017, 07:58:53 pm
into the wind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 01 May 2017, 11:00:17 pm
and spraying yourself
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 May 2017, 09:22:14 am
with steaming hot...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 May 2017, 02:47:08 pm
flagrant human waste
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 02 May 2017, 03:48:51 pm
being dumped on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 May 2017, 04:05:44 pm
from a great
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 May 2017, 08:17:05 pm
cauldron of effluent
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 02 May 2017, 10:52:26 pm
Bio treated shite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 May 2017, 11:21:47 am
made in england
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 May 2017, 12:54:56 pm
onto the Welsh
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 May 2017, 01:17:17 pm
sheep shaggers too
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 May 2017, 02:40:53 pm
Busy to notice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 03 May 2017, 05:45:27 pm
the evil concoction
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 May 2017, 09:15:01 pm
While humping Dolly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 May 2017, 06:00:23 pm
Molly Maisie Wally.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 May 2017, 06:38:34 pm
Harry, Barry and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 May 2017, 08:20:38 pm
banging the ginger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 May 2017, 10:31:38 pm
Bitch next door
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 May 2017, 11:43:10 pm
Someone is fantasising
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 05 May 2017, 07:19:53 am
about dwarfs humping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 May 2017, 08:05:32 am
Snow white's sweet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 05 May 2017, 10:12:21 am
Apple tasting pussy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 05 May 2017, 04:07:10 pm
to the core
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 May 2017, 05:40:48 pm
What apple core ?????
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 05 May 2017, 06:32:10 pm
Okay Granny Smiths
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 May 2017, 06:48:13 pm
Knickers taste better
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 05 May 2017, 11:47:22 pm
Decidedly Tuna flavour
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 May 2017, 08:39:30 am
With a hint
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 May 2017, 03:10:57 pm
Cinnamon to take
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 May 2017, 03:58:15 pm
  away the taste...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 06 May 2017, 05:18:47 pm
of fish breath
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 May 2017, 06:49:46 pm
and fanny batter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 May 2017, 10:31:47 pm
done in breadcrumbs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 May 2017, 11:43:40 pm
And toenail clippings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 07 May 2017, 08:30:58 am
deep fat fried
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 May 2017, 11:17:21 am
with mars bars
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 May 2017, 02:11:20 pm
And beer battered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 May 2017, 03:26:28 pm
sweaty pussy lips
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 May 2017, 10:20:33 am
tasting like Tuna
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 May 2017, 01:23:19 pm
from the sewer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 May 2017, 05:12:57 pm
that rats inhabit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 May 2017, 06:08:29 pm
Just like parliament
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 May 2017, 08:55:36 pm
And Jeremy CorBin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 May 2017, 11:07:55 pm
As in European
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 May 2017, 08:01:01 pm
union stitch up..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 May 2017, 09:47:36 pm
Crazy euro bastards
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 May 2017, 09:50:24 pm
watching tutti frutti
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 May 2017, 01:37:11 pm
with Little Richard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 May 2017, 02:40:13 pm
And bill haley
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 May 2017, 03:16:56 pm
and The Comets
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 May 2017, 03:32:33 pm
run around like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 May 2017, 03:34:20 pm
Drug fuelled toddlers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 May 2017, 09:44:12 pm
falling over themselves.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 May 2017, 07:30:50 am
pissed as rats
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 May 2017, 08:58:53 am
on calpol infused
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 May 2017, 09:17:55 am
Fake rubber tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 May 2017, 02:42:35 pm
supplied by Jordan
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 19 May 2017, 05:24:33 pm
the oxygen thief
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 May 2017, 11:09:53 pm
who inhale's helium
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 20 May 2017, 12:13:52 am
and sings like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 May 2017, 07:06:46 am
A cat being
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 May 2017, 12:29:51 am
shafted by a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Ballbags on 21 May 2017, 10:08:10 am
pals the goastbusters
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 May 2017, 12:09:51 pm
who were fucking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 May 2017, 11:19:41 pm
anyone in sight
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 22 May 2017, 06:41:10 am
with a big
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 May 2017, 09:04:23 am
dildo covered in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 May 2017, 01:05:52 pm
Gooey maple syrup
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 May 2017, 01:08:51 pm
wrapped in bacon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 22 May 2017, 01:17:50 pm
Deep fat fried
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 May 2017, 09:18:13 am
in a mixture
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 May 2017, 10:34:56 pm
Of fanny sweat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 May 2017, 09:31:35 am
and knob cheese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 May 2017, 10:29:29 am
Seasoned with a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 May 2017, 10:35:20 am
bandit riders balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 24 May 2017, 09:38:18 pm
Slapping against your
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 May 2017, 10:42:38 pm
Ex wife's chin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 May 2017, 09:13:40 am
whilst she is
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 May 2017, 10:57:03 pm
Giving birth to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticbiker on 27 May 2017, 12:57:32 pm
.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 May 2017, 11:35:16 am
a grotesque dwarf
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 May 2017, 06:31:31 pm
Much like Ant
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 30 May 2017, 12:53:55 am
Shagging his mate
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 May 2017, 09:54:12 am
Dec with a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 May 2017, 12:19:48 pm
Simon Cowell shaped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nellyt5 on 30 May 2017, 01:00:22 pm
david walliams effigy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 May 2017, 11:55:49 pm
Blood and snot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 31 May 2017, 12:07:15 am
Pouring from his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 May 2017, 10:12:32 am
ragged sphincter oozing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 May 2017, 02:38:28 pm
All overs Amanda's "....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 31 May 2017, 02:46:31 pm
freshly siliconed tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 01 June 2017, 11:54:17 pm
with perky nipples
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nellyt5 on 02 June 2017, 07:21:14 am
yes "I would"
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 June 2017, 09:39:09 am
like organ  stops
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 03 June 2017, 07:48:14 am
frosted with jizz
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 June 2017, 09:02:19 am
And cherry sprinkles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 June 2017, 11:04:24 am
Les Dennis shagged
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 June 2017, 12:58:14 pm
Dec up the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 03 June 2017, 05:39:39 pm
Arse with a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 June 2017, 11:21:55 pm
Amanda Holden's dildo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 June 2017, 10:32:45 am
carved from a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 June 2017, 12:10:38 pm
Immigrants thigh bone
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 June 2017, 04:22:46 pm
knobbly bits an'all
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 June 2017, 11:36:42 am
 covered with wet.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 June 2017, 11:38:19 am
cement and immigrant
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 June 2017, 10:09:54 pm
Pubes shaved from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 June 2017, 07:30:07 am
Jeremy Corbins nutsack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nellyt5 on 06 June 2017, 09:17:47 am

then he said......

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 06 June 2017, 09:42:47 am
"Suck this Diane"
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 June 2017, 09:52:19 am
to which she
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 June 2017, 11:23:30 am
dropped to her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nellyt5 on 06 June 2017, 01:27:19 pm

knees and unzipped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: nellyt5 on 06 June 2017, 01:28:18 pm
my big ........suitcase
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 June 2017, 02:14:18 pm
which contained the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 06 June 2017, 03:17:04 pm
a boa constrictor
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 June 2017, 05:23:13 pm
That was tony
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 June 2017, 05:30:23 pm
The Tigers' nemesis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 June 2017, 03:32:04 pm
looking for something...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 07 June 2017, 04:02:49 pm
to spit roast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 June 2017, 04:50:26 pm
on a candle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 June 2017, 08:31:34 pm
In the wind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 June 2017, 09:25:06 pm
 with sir elton
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 08 June 2017, 07:45:41 am
and tiny dancer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 June 2017, 09:45:11 am
Hiding from lieutenant
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 June 2017, 01:39:24 pm
Pigeons lost platoon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 June 2017, 03:25:16 pm
of shitty arsed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 June 2017, 07:04:34 pm

one legged footballers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 June 2017, 10:37:17 pm
Signed by arsenal
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 June 2017, 09:45:52 am
all Man U
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 June 2017, 01:49:57 pm
are soft poofballers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 June 2017, 07:12:21 pm
stuck up snobs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 11 June 2017, 01:04:46 am
who voted Tory
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 June 2017, 09:03:19 am
To save tax
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 June 2017, 10:16:50 am
from Corbin's gay
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 June 2017, 05:16:27 pm
Friend ugly Abbott
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 11 June 2017, 11:36:02 pm
licking his balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 June 2017, 11:53:07 pm
With silver tongues
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 June 2017, 09:59:59 am
and stroking his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 12 June 2017, 02:29:39 pm
massive leftie ego
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 June 2017, 02:53:43 pm
. Counting isn't her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 June 2017, 03:14:44 pm
Strong suit, neither
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 June 2017, 05:31:08 pm
counting 4 balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 June 2017, 06:22:55 pm
Nor fondling two
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 June 2017, 06:30:50 pm
it didn't add
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 June 2017, 08:25:17 pm
up to three
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 13 June 2017, 07:41:56 am
as one ball
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 June 2017, 09:22:46 am
hung 12 inches
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 13 June 2017, 10:17:58 am
below his knee
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 13 June 2017, 11:30:36 am
must be painful
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 June 2017, 02:37:06 pm
as she kicked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 13 June 2017, 03:06:50 pm
his head in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 13 June 2017, 04:00:12 pm
causing his skull
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 June 2017, 05:18:20 pm
to split revealing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 June 2017, 06:58:14 pm
 an empty void
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 13 June 2017, 08:26:09 pm
F-----g Cadburys Egg
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 13 June 2017, 09:19:12 pm
No Theresa May's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 June 2017, 10:19:09 pm
Sour faced stare
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 June 2017, 04:27:39 pm
that curdles milk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 14 June 2017, 04:52:00 pm
and making Yoghurt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 June 2017, 05:37:51 pm
in the cabinet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 June 2017, 11:02:23 pm
Next to the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 June 2017, 09:37:25 am
Maggie Thatcher's putrefying
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 June 2017, 08:45:16 pm
handbags and tampons
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 15 June 2017, 11:22:19 pm
vampires lunch pack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 16 June 2017, 07:36:31 am
she sucked off
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 June 2017, 12:35:07 pm
All the miners
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 16 June 2017, 01:04:01 pm
Miners or minors  :eek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 June 2017, 01:24:51 pm
Asked the journalist
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 June 2017, 04:28:56 pm
who's interests were
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 June 2017, 05:18:53 pm
Helping old ladies. 
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 June 2017, 05:21:53 pm
Achieve super orgasms
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 17 June 2017, 12:07:00 am
Using rent boys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 June 2017, 08:30:06 am
Paid with taxpayer's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 June 2017, 01:02:07 pm
cash stolen from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 June 2017, 02:20:56 pm
speeding bikers fines
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 June 2017, 06:37:05 pm
Instead of bastard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 June 2017, 09:33:41 am
peado scum and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 20 June 2017, 09:42:58 am
Rochdale kiddie fiddlers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 June 2017, 07:20:07 pm
from the market
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 June 2017, 11:36:39 pm
Town of Cranbrook
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 21 June 2017, 07:39:26 am
with Kentish cunt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 June 2017, 01:39:11 pm
following behind laughing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 June 2017, 01:49:19 pm
hysterically while his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 June 2017, 04:22:45 pm
Balls were in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 June 2017, 08:18:57 pm
 A rat trap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 June 2017, 11:41:29 pm
Called London town
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 June 2017, 11:41:19 am
full of pimps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 June 2017, 06:23:20 pm
And also wimps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 June 2017, 06:29:18 am
With painful limps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 23 June 2017, 07:07:56 am
and Hillman imps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 23 June 2017, 08:33:45 am
driven by gimps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 23 June 2017, 12:29:23 pm
dafter than chimps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 June 2017, 12:37:25 pm
riding in blimps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 June 2017, 01:48:58 pm
While eating shrimps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 23 June 2017, 02:54:14 pm
and crimping crimps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 June 2017, 04:01:01 pm
all the time
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 June 2017, 04:04:15 pm
Oldgit can't rhyme
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 June 2017, 05:55:20 pm
Any old time
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 June 2017, 06:19:20 pm
covered in grime
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 June 2017, 06:39:57 pm
Snot and slime
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 23 June 2017, 07:43:24 pm
contemplating a crime
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 June 2017, 08:55:33 pm
At any time
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 June 2017, 11:20:34 am
and drinking wine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 24 June 2017, 12:09:00 pm
aged and fine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 June 2017, 02:34:47 pm
It tastes divine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 25 June 2017, 08:25:58 am
with cooked swine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 June 2017, 12:31:51 pm
and beer divine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 25 June 2017, 01:50:59 pm
using a stein
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 June 2017, 12:44:38 pm
on the Rhine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 26 June 2017, 01:55:01 pm
with Sydney Devine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 26 June 2017, 02:32:07 pm
and Nobody's child
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 June 2017, 03:37:06 pm
that's gone wild
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 26 June 2017, 03:47:32 pm
getting people riled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 June 2017, 04:13:54 pm
With 999 dialed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 28 June 2017, 07:22:45 am
the sergeant smiled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 June 2017, 08:53:09 am
. You're fuckin knicked"
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 June 2017, 09:47:44 am
And getting dicked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 28 June 2017, 10:02:22 am
as handcuffs clicked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 June 2017, 10:31:27 am
fannys got licked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 June 2017, 06:49:44 pm
Knickers got nicked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 June 2017, 08:30:50 pm
Holes were picked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: pierre on 29 June 2017, 06:49:03 am
punters were tricked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 June 2017, 07:17:21 am
Into being flicked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 29 June 2017, 07:38:56 am
gimps got kicked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 29 June 2017, 07:55:50 am
after being bricked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 June 2017, 10:32:58 am
And left panicked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 June 2017, 10:34:35 am
by the manic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 29 June 2017, 11:55:14 am
phoney street preacher
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 29 June 2017, 12:12:13 pm
The mad teacher
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 June 2017, 12:31:32 pm
Called Jack Reacher
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 June 2017, 06:55:46 pm
an odd creature
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Happybiker on 29 June 2017, 11:20:15 pm
Brother to ask
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 June 2017, 10:11:11 am
A huge feature
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 June 2017, 01:52:05 pm
said the preacher
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 July 2017, 03:57:50 pm
to the teacher
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 July 2017, 07:36:56 pm
in the classroom
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 01 July 2017, 08:35:36 pm
not the bathroom
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 02 July 2017, 09:22:49 pm
a splendiferous sojourn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 July 2017, 12:20:22 pm
when your podjerin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 July 2017, 12:23:08 pm
With great concern
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 03 July 2017, 12:26:39 pm
whether or not
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 July 2017, 06:01:27 pm
Said Sid snot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 July 2017, 09:52:21 am
bi-sexual he's not
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 July 2017, 06:13:04 pm
Covered in snot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 July 2017, 07:39:06 pm
Hot to trot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 04 July 2017, 07:46:58 pm
the bender's mascot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 July 2017, 10:51:58 pm
Hiding in epcot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 July 2017, 10:56:49 am
with a scot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 05 July 2017, 01:00:11 pm
wearing a flowerpot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 July 2017, 02:56:45 pm
And pink Ascot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 06 July 2017, 07:16:41 am
on his chubbie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 July 2017, 11:47:04 am
little fat buddy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 July 2017, 12:22:58 pm
getting rather bloody
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 July 2017, 07:44:46 pm
and also cuddly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 July 2017, 10:48:11 pm
while breast feeding
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 July 2017, 10:49:22 pm
A baby iguana
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 July 2017, 11:02:39 pm
at London zoo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 07 July 2017, 07:35:01 am
for beer money
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 07 July 2017, 11:58:28 am
on Sunday afternoon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 July 2017, 12:20:14 pm
with The Kinks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 07 July 2017, 02:11:01 pm
Ironed out of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 July 2017, 04:49:27 pm
your best shirt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 July 2017, 06:01:52 pm
although a button
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 08 July 2017, 12:48:13 am
slipped up wifes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 July 2017, 03:05:49 pm
furry ying yang







Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 08 July 2017, 10:28:32 pm
furry ying yang????????????/   :lol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 July 2017, 10:31:58 pm
Asked the receptionist
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 08 July 2017, 11:09:39 pm
taking the cock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 08 July 2017, 11:29:28 pm
Up the arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 July 2017, 09:45:38 am
To pay for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 July 2017, 03:19:34 pm
her next hairdo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 July 2017, 03:38:10 pm
complete with spikey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 July 2017, 07:38:03 pm
punk rockers hair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 10 July 2017, 10:21:05 pm
and bondage trousers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 July 2017, 07:28:31 pm
tied with string
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 12 July 2017, 07:07:26 am
her sausage wallet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 July 2017, 09:48:57 am

shaved as bare
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 July 2017, 10:01:24 am
As a newborn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 July 2017, 11:08:40 am
one legged klingon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 12 July 2017, 01:24:12 pm
shagging the neighbour's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 12 July 2017, 03:18:07 pm
cross eyed cat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 12 July 2017, 05:00:05 pm
up the arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 July 2017, 05:31:48 pm
With firework laden
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 12 July 2017, 07:34:29 pm
9 inch dong
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 13 July 2017, 10:56:25 am
with Prince Albert
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 13 July 2017, 12:32:30 pm
oozing with infection
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 July 2017, 03:43:30 pm
and rampant maggots
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 13 July 2017, 10:14:09 pm
cumming up bums
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 July 2017, 10:09:21 am
and slapping buttocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 14 July 2017, 12:34:23 pm
shouting yee·haw
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 July 2017, 12:53:03 pm
ride her cowboy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 14 July 2017, 12:59:52 pm
That bucking bronco
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 July 2017, 06:54:27 pm
Rode like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 14 July 2017, 07:16:39 pm
Ivanised fazer 1000
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 14 July 2017, 09:49:41 pm
That someone stole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 14 July 2017, 10:06:05 pm
from outside a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Happybiker on 15 July 2017, 01:37:49 am
Gay strip bar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 July 2017, 11:14:07 am
selling hot transgender..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 July 2017, 01:22:07 pm
dildomasterbator machines for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 15 July 2017, 05:18:37 pm
free blow jobs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 July 2017, 06:04:57 pm
And long hot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 15 July 2017, 10:32:08 pm
steamy passionate shag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 July 2017, 10:46:16 am
with Katie Price
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 July 2017, 11:16:45 am
with new tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 16 July 2017, 01:50:43 pm
copiously weeping silicon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 July 2017, 10:19:34 am
and saying everybody
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 July 2017, 12:57:57 pm
Is a c*#t
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 17 July 2017, 09:30:39 pm
With Essex accent
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 July 2017, 10:37:02 am
and tits oot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 19 July 2017, 07:33:17 am
sitting on a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 July 2017, 08:16:16 am
Big horses cock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 19 July 2017, 08:50:04 am
with 1/2" slack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 July 2017, 10:36:39 am
lazy hardon drooping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 July 2017, 12:55:54 pm
Down well below
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 19 July 2017, 02:13:13 pm
its wrinkled ballbag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 July 2017, 08:06:33 pm
That had been...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 July 2017, 11:13:41 pm
Flicked and kicked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 20 July 2017, 07:49:43 am
licked and tickled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 July 2017, 03:50:21 pm
by Carol Vorderman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 July 2017, 04:12:12 pm
Countdown to shagging.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 20 July 2017, 04:24:30 pm
up the arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 July 2017, 10:19:10 am
as her pussy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 July 2017, 02:01:34 pm
Was beaten and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 July 2017, 02:06:10 pm
red raw and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 July 2017, 06:53:16 pm
turned inside out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 21 July 2017, 10:39:13 pm
While cooling down
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 July 2017, 11:03:39 am
with dry ice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 July 2017, 12:43:33 pm
and wild rice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 23 July 2017, 01:38:07 am
cooked rape ready
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 July 2017, 01:47:51 pm
to stuff into
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 July 2017, 04:14:17 pm
Dark sticky orifices
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 July 2017, 09:19:38 pm
dripping with treacle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 July 2017, 04:05:46 pm
and brass shavings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 July 2017, 05:12:51 pm
that itched like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 July 2017, 11:29:31 pm
An unwiped arsehole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 July 2017, 01:18:20 pm
after a vindaloo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 July 2017, 08:06:31 pm
from our local
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 July 2017, 10:08:53 am
pretend Indian curryhouse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 July 2017, 10:12:59 am
run by Latvians
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 July 2017, 01:25:59 pm
with big choppers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 28 July 2017, 06:58:17 pm
and small knobs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 July 2017, 04:14:51 pm
with ball bearings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 July 2017, 07:47:01 pm
in their catapults
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 30 July 2017, 04:52:25 pm
which were aimed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 July 2017, 07:31:42 pm
at Diane Abbotts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 July 2017, 10:20:37 am
huge fat arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 July 2017, 12:37:09 pm
whilst it was.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 31 July 2017, 05:32:07 pm
Parked in parliment
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 31 July 2017, 10:02:16 pm
taking three spaces
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 01 August 2017, 10:08:06 am
for each cheek
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 August 2017, 10:44:00 am
crushing Corbyn,s penis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 August 2017, 04:59:14 pm
Shaped smart car
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 August 2017, 07:31:41 pm
and Emily Thornbury's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 August 2017, 05:30:16 pm
one wheeled bike
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 August 2017, 11:25:58 pm
Is doing laps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 August 2017, 09:16:23 am
of the lords
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 August 2017, 07:20:31 pm
and Westminster palace
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 August 2017, 09:38:06 am
as they have
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 August 2017, 09:57:37 am
no bloody idea
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 August 2017, 03:05:48 pm
who to screw...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 August 2017, 01:53:05 pm
next because they
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 August 2017, 05:30:45 pm
have no brains
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 August 2017, 07:51:29 pm
Or common sense
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 August 2017, 10:01:05 am
which is just
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 August 2017, 11:01:49 am
about par for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 August 2017, 11:38:01 am
a labour MP
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 August 2017, 03:39:15 pm
who takes it............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 08 August 2017, 07:26:03 am
Orally and anally
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 August 2017, 09:26:03 am
in the house
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 August 2017, 09:54:18 am

 at dingleberry dell
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 August 2017, 07:45:31 pm
Right next to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 08 August 2017, 10:20:23 pm
the knocking shop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 August 2017, 11:40:03 am
of bungalow bill
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 10 August 2017, 07:59:04 am
three times champion
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 August 2017, 08:18:11 am
At throwing young
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 August 2017, 09:56:01 am
inebriated transsexual interns
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 10 August 2017, 02:15:47 pm
under passing trucks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 August 2017, 04:33:15 pm
On the m25
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 August 2017, 07:31:46 pm
and then sweeping..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 August 2017, 12:13:47 pm
the remains and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 August 2017, 01:45:46 pm
Sticky red residue
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 August 2017, 08:29:06 pm
into his pocket
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 August 2017, 12:48:01 pm
to roger later
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 August 2017, 02:32:06 pm
to give himself
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 August 2017, 09:01:19 pm
Some perverse gratification
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 August 2017, 12:05:33 pm
and pubic crabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 August 2017, 11:59:20 am
thrown in for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 August 2017, 12:51:59 pm
 a good scratching
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 August 2017, 09:40:26 am
of his giant
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 August 2017, 03:50:16 pm
greasy bean stalk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 August 2017, 04:09:57 pm
when it gets
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 August 2017, 04:30:48 pm
pumped up by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 August 2017, 10:51:13 pm
Damsels in distress
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 August 2017, 08:40:11 pm
making a mess
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 August 2017, 04:57:24 pm
all over Monica's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 August 2017, 06:43:51 pm
lily white tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 August 2017, 10:03:03 am
that Bill fondled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 18 August 2017, 10:50:13 am
by titty twisting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 August 2017, 04:05:27 pm
and titty licking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 August 2017, 04:12:33 pm
the sick bastard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 August 2017, 08:16:54 pm
Was caught fingering
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 August 2017, 10:18:22 pm
his neighbours young
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 August 2017, 11:50:06 pm
gerbil at midnight
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 August 2017, 02:12:49 pm
whilst humping Hilary
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 August 2017, 03:43:42 pm
Clintons wrinkled arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 August 2017, 06:33:35 pm
While bush watched
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 19 August 2017, 08:09:46 pm
through a hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 August 2017, 07:34:55 am
In trumps jockstrap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 August 2017, 10:33:17 am
and sniffing his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 August 2017, 12:36:28 pm
Wife's dirty panties
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 August 2017, 03:22:13 pm
and drinking her...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 21 August 2017, 08:01:47 am
warm discharge through
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 August 2017, 09:41:27 am
her soiled tampon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 August 2017, 07:39:13 pm
that was squeezed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 August 2017, 09:08:27 pm
Into chipped glasses
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 August 2017, 09:47:31 am
iced with cheese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 August 2017, 03:58:55 pm
and whipped cream
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 August 2017, 10:41:59 am
topped off with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 August 2017, 10:03:43 pm
 a wet nipple
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 August 2017, 10:16:47 pm
And oily clit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 August 2017, 07:34:08 pm
being rubbed red................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 25 August 2017, 07:19:59 am

raw by the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 August 2017, 07:15:03 pm
rampant pork sword
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 25 August 2017, 09:27:45 pm
covered in sores
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 August 2017, 09:31:19 pm
And syphilis boils
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 August 2017, 12:32:18 pm
bursting out of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 August 2017, 05:56:23 pm
Jeremy CorBINs pocket
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 August 2017, 08:37:14 pm
Sized purple helmet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 26 August 2017, 09:25:52 pm
that Diane Abbott
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 August 2017, 11:25:52 am
loved to suck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 27 August 2017, 03:09:43 pm
Theresa May's fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 August 2017, 09:09:09 pm
is rather wrinkly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 August 2017, 11:52:25 am
and like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 August 2017, 03:13:10 pm
Smashed mouldly kebab
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 August 2017, 05:12:11 pm
that's going rancid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 August 2017, 09:54:16 am
with crusty scales
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 August 2017, 04:23:56 pm
and dripping pus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 August 2017, 10:03:28 am
with cheesy bits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: F4celess on 30 August 2017, 03:36:20 pm
glistening, like ripe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 August 2017, 04:24:12 pm
oranges and lemons
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 August 2017, 08:30:23 pm
Bitter and sweet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: rlkat on 30 August 2017, 09:37:30 pm
and tempting me
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 August 2017, 07:05:46 pm
to suck it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: F4celess on 01 September 2017, 08:50:40 am

...without anyone noticing...  :moon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 September 2017, 10:11:17 am
that I had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 01 September 2017, 02:26:11 pm
taken my teeth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 September 2017, 03:53:45 pm
out for sandblasting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 02 September 2017, 06:44:47 am
by the Apprentice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 September 2017, 07:47:20 am
Cock polisher named
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 02 September 2017, 12:15:01 pm
Ramadic up me
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 September 2017, 02:21:07 pm
whose brother Mustafapiss
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 September 2017, 04:35:29 pm
Married girls called
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 September 2017, 06:22:46 pm
Hamedit Upme and Bangin Dahass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 02 September 2017, 10:12:10 pm
said de bottyboy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 September 2017, 02:09:37 pm
while having a............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 September 2017, 04:47:43 pm
Quick Tommy tit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 03 September 2017, 11:02:35 pm
no bog roll
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 04 September 2017, 10:29:34 am
so use your
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 September 2017, 01:34:07 pm
both hands to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 September 2017, 03:41:31 pm
pick your nose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: F4celess on 04 September 2017, 04:08:27 pm
one nostril at
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 04 September 2017, 11:33:10 pm
least knuckle deep
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 06 September 2017, 07:00:24 am
dripping snot and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 September 2017, 11:21:56 pm
blood from hemorrhoids
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 September 2017, 05:47:49 pm
on the floor
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 09 September 2017, 10:40:07 am
Pissed yet again
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 September 2017, 02:40:55 pm
After drinking lots
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 September 2017, 03:21:58 pm
rancid fanny batter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 10 September 2017, 07:39:08 pm
deep fat fried
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 September 2017, 03:20:50 pm
in fresh piss
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 13 September 2017, 12:09:11 pm
and malt vinegar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 September 2017, 03:36:19 pm
To serve over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 September 2017, 03:42:27 pm
fish and chips
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 September 2017, 10:03:37 am
served on a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 September 2017, 07:49:34 pm
 bed of nails
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 14 September 2017, 11:46:38 pm
with iceberg lettuce
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 September 2017, 02:34:10 pm
and squashy tomatoes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 15 September 2017, 02:54:49 pm
crushed between tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 September 2017, 02:21:20 pm
of gigantic proportion
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 September 2017, 03:58:02 pm
Plump, veiny and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 September 2017, 05:07:39 pm
covered in tattoos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 September 2017, 06:09:39 pm
and grated cheese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 September 2017, 01:25:22 pm
and sprinkled with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 September 2017, 02:27:57 pm
Spicy jalapeno salsa
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 September 2017, 03:39:41 pm
that tastes like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 September 2017, 10:08:43 am
10 year old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 September 2017, 11:14:56 am
egg mayonnaise with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 September 2017, 07:25:25 pm
red hot chilli
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 19 September 2017, 07:23:59 am
with smegma sprinkles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 September 2017, 10:04:59 am
which were wonderful
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 September 2017, 12:09:43 pm
stuck between your
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 September 2017, 04:22:33 pm
dodgy false teeth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 September 2017, 10:05:43 am
which were held
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 September 2017, 01:48:46 pm
in place by....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 25 September 2017, 09:24:29 am
her dripping flange
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 September 2017, 11:29:26 am
staples and rivets
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: snecklifter on 25 September 2017, 01:26:35 pm
which can be..
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 25 September 2017, 03:37:22 pm
inserted easily with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 September 2017, 07:07:28 pm
a big dollop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 September 2017, 08:05:43 pm
of original swarfega
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 September 2017, 07:14:33 pm
to clean inside.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 September 2017, 10:10:21 am
of her rotten
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 September 2017, 07:16:47 pm
rancid biscuit jar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 September 2017, 10:38:46 am
which was full
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 September 2017, 05:26:27 pm
of mouldy garibaldi's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 September 2017, 06:11:35 pm
And soggy borbons
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 September 2017, 10:48:38 am
filled with mouldy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 September 2017, 11:00:48 am
fake chocolate paste
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 September 2017, 03:41:37 pm
By Willy Wonka
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 September 2017, 03:48:12 pm
In his factory
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 September 2017, 09:36:23 pm
in sleepy hollow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 October 2017, 11:08:28 am
at Dingly Dell
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 October 2017, 06:53:21 pm
what a smell
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 02 October 2017, 09:36:16 pm
Good Guinness shite
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 October 2017, 10:25:51 am
rather runny and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 October 2017, 03:27:23 pm
Its turning white
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 October 2017, 07:46:27 pm
As a kkk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 03 October 2017, 10:22:53 pm
freshly laundered hood
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 04 October 2017, 07:28:50 am
sewn by a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 October 2017, 08:18:02 am
Black immigrant woman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 October 2017, 06:51:33 pm
smoking a cigar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 04 October 2017, 07:46:27 pm
rolled by her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 05 October 2017, 07:15:37 am
President, Donald Trump
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 October 2017, 07:58:55 am
With his tiny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 October 2017, 06:54:20 pm
willy hanging out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 06 October 2017, 10:41:02 am
of the window
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 October 2017, 02:41:02 pm
Of secret services
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 October 2017, 02:54:03 pm
armour plated tank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 October 2017, 03:24:17 pm
whilst being followed...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 October 2017, 07:24:35 pm
By Kim jong
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 October 2017, 07:01:29 pm
and his dong
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 October 2017, 12:23:51 pm
Bong missile which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: storm on 08 October 2017, 01:58:11 pm
went off early
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 October 2017, 03:14:01 pm
Causing mass panic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 08 October 2017, 07:29:55 pm
due to aiming
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 October 2017, 07:05:14 pm
at Putins arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 October 2017, 09:52:48 am
and ending up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 October 2017, 10:08:39 am
In his vagina
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 October 2017, 07:04:17 pm
called Kim jong-un
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 11 October 2017, 07:50:24 am
he loved it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 October 2017, 10:34:01 am
as did the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 October 2017, 03:05:49 pm
north korea poeple
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 October 2017, 06:27:09 pm
Because they didn't
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 October 2017, 09:56:53 am
like it up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 October 2017, 02:38:19 pm
North with the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robbie8666 on 12 October 2017, 03:09:14 pm
black watch and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 12 October 2017, 03:53:09 pm
white wrist band
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 October 2017, 04:01:41 pm
brigade. What a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 October 2017, 06:52:39 pm
sad load of........................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 October 2017, 11:10:04 am
old pensioners were
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 October 2017, 03:30:24 pm
were needing to....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 October 2017, 02:51:07 pm
to get some
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 October 2017, 07:00:03 pm
Action before they
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 October 2017, 02:17:42 pm
Had their dinner
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 15 October 2017, 03:31:56 pm
and a nap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 15 October 2017, 05:38:03 pm
or pulled their

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 October 2017, 12:01:15 pm
skin over their
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 October 2017, 01:27:18 pm
Grandkids ugly faces
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 October 2017, 03:55:43 pm
and ran away
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 October 2017, 04:19:56 pm
To giggle in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 16 October 2017, 08:16:47 pm
the face of

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 16 October 2017, 10:19:50 pm
the ugly matron
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 17 October 2017, 08:04:30 am
whose jugs where
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 October 2017, 10:15:30 am
just above her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 October 2017, 10:20:58 am
Wrinkly kneecaps, saggy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 October 2017, 07:16:10 pm
and heavily tattoo'd
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 October 2017, 11:01:04 am
and pierced with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 October 2017, 12:18:45 pm
Knives and forks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 October 2017, 05:38:00 pm
by sweaty dorks........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 October 2017, 12:42:27 pm
with spikey corks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 October 2017, 02:18:41 pm
and giant storks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 October 2017, 09:51:33 am

carrying Baby Berk's



Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 October 2017, 04:59:20 pm
two circles jerks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 October 2017, 01:32:42 pm

with no perks

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 22 October 2017, 08:43:48 am
driving old Merc's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 October 2017, 09:23:21 am
With hairy turks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 October 2017, 11:38:21 am
in huge trucks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 22 October 2017, 03:49:00 pm
relying on luck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 October 2017, 02:13:42 pm
earning a buck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 October 2017, 08:14:55 pm
Learning to fuck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 October 2017, 10:10:32 am
with no luck.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Wee Rocky on 24 October 2017, 12:07:44 pm
this does suck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: F4celess on 24 October 2017, 12:42:31 pm
I've come unstuck !
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 October 2017, 04:40:34 pm
shagging a duck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: NornIrishBeef on 24 October 2017, 07:24:09 pm
Dentist who she
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 24 October 2017, 07:27:02 pm
what the fu5k
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 25 October 2017, 11:55:51 am
duck! it's coming . . .
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 October 2017, 01:14:55 pm
Shouted the guard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 25 October 2017, 02:18:37 pm
as an albatros
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 October 2017, 06:19:05 pm
Swooped down and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 October 2017, 07:16:22 pm
laid an egg
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Northern Biker on 26 October 2017, 09:04:22 am
In his hat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 October 2017, 09:12:58 am
That was shaped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 October 2017, 03:56:39 pm
like an eggcup
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Northern Biker on 27 October 2017, 12:23:41 am
But was actually
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 October 2017, 07:19:59 pm
a small teacup
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 October 2017, 07:41:06 pm
Used to store
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 October 2017, 06:02:02 pm
Barnacles and crabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 October 2017, 07:17:52 pm
and any old...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 October 2017, 10:40:44 am

Iron and brass

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 31 October 2017, 01:34:49 pm
Victorian sex toys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 31 October 2017, 01:37:37 pm
used by frustrated
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 October 2017, 07:47:01 pm
old suffragette women
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 03 November 2017, 09:36:53 am
whose sexual apparatus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 November 2017, 09:53:46 am
Looked more ghastly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 November 2017, 10:20:36 am
a horses ass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 November 2017, 04:33:49 pm
 Is better looking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 November 2017, 01:12:14 pm

than their faces

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 November 2017, 06:28:24 pm
and not so
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 November 2017, 06:51:16 pm
Pretty as young
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 04 November 2017, 08:25:14 pm
Welsh pit ponies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 November 2017, 09:32:11 pm
All tarted up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 November 2017, 09:32:11 pm
All tarted up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 November 2017, 11:10:43 am
with suspenders and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 05 November 2017, 02:18:09 pm
Sexy pink stirups
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 November 2017, 02:37:47 pm
Taken from kinky
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 05 November 2017, 02:55:06 pm
Alice the curcus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 November 2017, 04:19:56 pm
Ringmasters shagging mat..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 06 November 2017, 01:09:57 pm
Before she went
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 November 2017, 01:54:06 pm
hell for leather
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 November 2017, 07:55:43 pm
for a big.....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 November 2017, 10:12:12 am
sparkly dildo with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 November 2017, 01:54:08 pm
Suzuki Bandit written
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 November 2017, 03:19:58 pm
Down the shaft
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 November 2017, 05:45:12 pm
and two balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 07 November 2017, 05:55:41 pm
Of Knitting wool
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 November 2017, 06:21:00 pm
Replacing the testicals
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 08 November 2017, 07:31:29 am
that where placed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 November 2017, 08:21:37 am
Around the neck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 November 2017, 10:43:33 am
of the gimp
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 November 2017, 05:49:42 pm
riding the donkey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 08 November 2017, 11:54:45 pm
Through the town
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 November 2017, 04:43:56 pm
with Colonel Sanders
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 November 2017, 04:51:20 pm
choking his chicken
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 November 2017, 04:52:32 pm
Kiwi Filled Coconuts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 November 2017, 12:21:38 pm
in a McDonald's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 November 2017, 02:49:07 pm
Iced mocha frappe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 November 2017, 03:32:42 pm
covered in crappe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 November 2017, 11:07:07 am
from the trapeze
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 November 2017, 07:52:02 pm
at the circus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 November 2017, 09:19:02 pm
With the tigers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 14 November 2017, 07:21:13 am
that mauled the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 November 2017, 09:57:50 am
breasts of the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 November 2017, 10:05:03 am
Fat ring master
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 November 2017, 03:57:43 pm
while the ringmistress..........................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 14 November 2017, 05:19:40 pm
readied herself to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 November 2017, 06:15:35 pm
Be anally assulted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 November 2017, 07:07:50 pm
by the clown
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 November 2017, 09:41:19 pm
With the biggest
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 16 November 2017, 07:57:50 am
fifty inch plasma
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 16 November 2017, 08:35:06 am
coated butt plug
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 November 2017, 08:55:07 am
Known to man
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 16 November 2017, 05:09:48 pm
or to beast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 November 2017, 05:34:37 pm
  will it fit????
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 November 2017, 10:18:57 am

the butt hole

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 November 2017, 10:19:43 am
Of a retired
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 November 2017, 03:37:32 pm
Albanian clog dancer ???
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 November 2017, 05:52:56 pm
Pondered the President
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 November 2017, 01:41:49 pm
as he Rogered................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 November 2017, 01:59:19 pm
the bearded lady
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 November 2017, 07:58:45 pm
While Mrs May....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 November 2017, 11:09:00 am
gave Boris one
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 21 November 2017, 11:18:39 am
off the wrist
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 November 2017, 03:11:25 pm
Whilst diddling her.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 November 2017, 04:12:01 pm
Poorest constituents out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 November 2017, 07:11:43 pm
Their Bingo Money
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 21 November 2017, 11:21:36 pm
Was all spent
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 November 2017, 10:35:35 am
providing penis pumps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 November 2017, 11:31:45 am
and bicycle pumps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 November 2017, 05:25:16 pm
To government chumps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 November 2017, 10:10:25 am
with nasty lumps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 November 2017, 10:22:12 am
and eating flumps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 November 2017, 05:36:04 pm
While suffering mumps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 November 2017, 07:54:12 pm
upon their bumps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 24 November 2017, 09:25:19 pm
And weird clumps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 November 2017, 07:21:26 pm
 Like camels humps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 November 2017, 07:45:32 pm
Causing smelly dumps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 November 2017, 11:45:30 am
with many lumps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 27 November 2017, 12:08:20 pm
Of chocolate brownies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 November 2017, 04:30:45 pm
And pubic sprinklies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 28 November 2017, 07:19:42 am
for overworked crinklies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 November 2017, 08:02:27 am
Cashing in pensions
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 November 2017, 10:04:27 am
lots of mentions
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 November 2017, 03:59:29 pm
and some tension
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 29 November 2017, 07:01:41 am
at the convention
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 November 2017, 03:27:51 pm
we dared mention
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 November 2017, 06:53:47 pm
about an erection
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 01 December 2017, 07:11:23 am
due for inspection
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 December 2017, 04:29:59 pm
in this section
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 05 December 2017, 07:30:11 am
by Uncle Frank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 December 2017, 10:05:53 am
a fat yank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 December 2017, 04:05:50 pm
Having a wank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 December 2017, 11:18:54 am
in a tank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 December 2017, 05:32:59 pm
a tommy tank??
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 December 2017, 08:24:22 pm
Asked cockney frank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 December 2017, 12:09:17 pm
carrying a plank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 December 2017, 01:05:29 pm
into the bank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 08 December 2017, 01:13:33 pm
As a prank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 December 2017, 04:12:55 pm
On blankety-blank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 12 December 2017, 07:32:56 am
sucking Les Dawson's
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Post by: Oldgit on 12 December 2017, 10:59:01 am
Lumpy bulbous nose.
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Post by: acid drop on 12 December 2017, 07:21:01 pm
Not His Knob ??????
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 December 2017, 01:24:15 pm
for fifteen bob
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 December 2017, 01:29:28 pm
. Bob-a-job
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Post by: celticdog on 15 December 2017, 07:36:22 am
gang show orgy
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 December 2017, 08:21:34 am
Ten girls long
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Post by: Oldgit on 15 December 2017, 11:54:54 am

from Hong Kong

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Post by: acid drop on 15 December 2017, 07:32:47 pm
with a billabong
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Post by: Oldgit on 16 December 2017, 03:47:02 pm
and large dong
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 December 2017, 04:16:00 pm
banging the gong
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Post by: tommyardin on 16 December 2017, 04:32:48 pm

J Arthur Rank




Has this turned into a rhyme? :pokefun and I don't mean Cockney Rhyming slang.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 December 2017, 11:09:23 am
Having a Wank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 December 2017, 11:17:53 am

on the plank

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 December 2017, 07:04:13 pm
over a tank
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Post by: Oldgit on 19 December 2017, 11:02:31 am
Weather quite dank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 19 December 2017, 01:34:54 pm
Smelling quite rank
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Post by: celticdog on 20 December 2017, 10:14:00 am
jizzed on flank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 20 December 2017, 10:26:32 am
Looking rather blank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 December 2017, 11:09:01 am
faced, our Frank
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 December 2017, 11:12:36 am
thought "sod this
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 December 2017, 03:31:50 pm
Dr Seuss nonesense
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Post by: acid drop on 20 December 2017, 03:35:36 pm
all total bollox
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 December 2017, 02:31:30 pm
Near St Rollox
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 24 December 2017, 10:26:19 am
with cunt kunst
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 December 2017, 10:11:28 am
and Sandra Dunst
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 December 2017, 08:23:08 pm
with cunning stunts
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Post by: Oldgit on 27 December 2017, 11:18:48 am
and mucky fronts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 December 2017, 07:58:39 pm
punting a punt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 December 2017, 10:02:18 am
without a dunt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 29 December 2017, 11:13:37 am
on Gareth Hunt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 December 2017, 03:11:08 pm
a fox hunt
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Post by: Oldgit on 02 January 2018, 12:09:04 pm
out in front
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Post by: acid drop on 02 January 2018, 02:41:34 pm
Whose in front ?????
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 January 2018, 02:55:22 pm
oh that cnut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 January 2018, 03:22:17 pm
Hunt the shunt
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 January 2018, 03:57:06 pm
shutting down hospitals
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 January 2018, 04:33:39 pm
and crashing cars
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 January 2018, 06:25:36 pm
while stroking cockerels
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 January 2018, 11:17:56 am
and eating eggs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 January 2018, 11:39:36 am
like there was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 January 2018, 05:45:18 pm
absolutely no tomorrow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 January 2018, 09:31:22 am
and definitely no
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 January 2018, 10:02:24 am
regrets from yesterday
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 05 January 2018, 07:29:44 am
society accepted him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 January 2018, 11:28:32 am
as gimp of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 January 2018, 03:46:31 pm
the wankers club
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 January 2018, 11:54:54 am
for over sixties
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 January 2018, 02:09:51 pm
out of action..
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 January 2018, 11:23:53 am
and needing Viagra
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 January 2018, 10:46:04 pm
And stiffen up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 09 January 2018, 07:49:59 am
thighs bums and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 January 2018, 09:56:25 am
scrawny necks, which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 January 2018, 03:18:42 pm
never works well
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 January 2018, 07:17:23 pm
as we hope
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 10 January 2018, 07:31:13 am
the sphincter muscle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 January 2018, 11:19:57 am
will keep the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 January 2018, 01:32:58 pm
vermin infested colon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 January 2018, 06:59:30 pm
from infecting us
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 January 2018, 01:06:44 pm
and the population
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 January 2018, 02:56:28 pm
at large. The
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Post by: brooker81 on 12 January 2018, 02:58:55 pm
imagination of all
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Post by: acid drop on 12 January 2018, 03:28:18 pm
and sundry catching........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: lew600fazer on 12 January 2018, 04:20:32 pm
the dreaded pox
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Post by: Oldgit on 13 January 2018, 09:22:12 am
combined with Australian
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 January 2018, 07:44:46 pm
diggers riding donkeys
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Post by: dickturpin on 14 January 2018, 10:09:47 am
Wearing just leather
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 January 2018, 11:20:23 am
chaps with glittery
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Post by: acid drop on 14 January 2018, 03:38:12 pm
Balls dangling from..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 14 January 2018, 07:49:04 pm
Beneath an oversized
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 January 2018, 08:35:17 pm
helium inflated sack
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Post by: bornagainbiker on 14 January 2018, 10:02:02 pm
the size of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 15 January 2018, 12:18:38 am
Virgin air balloon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 January 2018, 11:02:08 am
that looked like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: brooker81 on 15 January 2018, 01:39:26 pm
a ball bag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 January 2018, 03:46:49 pm
That had been
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 January 2018, 07:18:51 pm
made of leather
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 January 2018, 07:20:40 pm
From the hides
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 15 January 2018, 07:46:42 pm
of sexy armadillos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 January 2018, 11:23:10 am
grilled with avocado
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 January 2018, 03:09:23 pm
and steaming turds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 January 2018, 04:51:39 pm
On a hillbillies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 16 January 2018, 05:00:56 pm
hidden whiskey still
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 17 January 2018, 07:29:32 am
making moonshine that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 January 2018, 11:59:15 am
tasted like rotgut
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 January 2018, 02:35:07 pm
and rancid pussy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 January 2018, 03:26:40 pm
Mixed with fizzy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 January 2018, 07:30:57 pm
oil of anus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 January 2018, 10:32:18 am
and nose pickings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 January 2018, 03:20:32 pm
from a spaceman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 January 2018, 11:46:03 am
long dead from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 January 2018, 03:50:42 pm
marathon muff diving.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 January 2018, 03:44:09 pm
aboard the Russian
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 20 January 2018, 04:35:02 pm
Lunar Space Station
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 January 2018, 06:53:15 pm
That was stolen
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 January 2018, 08:06:14 pm
from the martians
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 January 2018, 10:56:44 am
by Donald Trump
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 January 2018, 11:58:05 am
and his anal
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 22 January 2018, 07:30:39 am
love bead collection
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 January 2018, 08:20:10 am
Modelled from indian
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 January 2018, 10:18:20 am
giant rupees welded
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 January 2018, 03:46:07 pm
To catwalk models
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 January 2018, 07:12:14 pm
with pretty pussies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 January 2018, 07:17:18 pm
And empty souls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 23 January 2018, 10:01:12 am
Only guilty of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 January 2018, 11:13:40 am
tossing off Donald
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 January 2018, 11:25:52 am
For Instagram likes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 January 2018, 03:11:39 pm
for melanie sykes
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Post by: Oldgit on 24 January 2018, 05:43:27 pm
and pykes in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 January 2018, 07:26:15 pm
on the dykes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 January 2018, 10:47:43 am
with long pikes
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Post by: dickturpin on 26 January 2018, 09:40:48 pm
Eels and tench
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: bornagainbiker on 26 January 2018, 11:02:19 pm
the fishy stench
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 January 2018, 01:33:34 pm
combined with eggy
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Post by: acid drop on 27 January 2018, 01:34:57 pm
toast for breakfast
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Post by: Oldgit on 28 January 2018, 12:09:17 pm
created quite a
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Post by: acid drop on 28 January 2018, 06:03:00 pm
 stir in the................
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Post by: dickturpin on 29 January 2018, 09:03:53 am
Local branch of
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 29 January 2018, 10:10:47 am
Ann summers where
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 January 2018, 10:36:25 am
Donald was trying
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 29 January 2018, 06:55:03 pm
on variously coloured
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 January 2018, 07:04:33 pm
mens and ladies................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 January 2018, 10:58:17 am
crotchless panties and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 30 January 2018, 11:34:09 am
Taking selfies for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 January 2018, 02:31:39 pm
his adoring fans
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 January 2018, 12:09:05 pm
to repost around
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 January 2018, 07:20:46 pm
the tweeting community
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 February 2018, 10:44:26 am
for their entertainment.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 February 2018, 02:59:31 pm
and great hilarity
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 February 2018, 10:58:12 am
when he suddenly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 February 2018, 05:54:41 pm
Tweeted something inappropriate
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 February 2018, 07:37:05 pm
and got arrested
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 February 2018, 01:41:01 pm
and charged with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 February 2018, 04:47:24 pm
Fake news covfefe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 February 2018, 11:14:23 am
with a lady
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 February 2018, 02:47:34 pm
  and her dog
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 February 2018, 07:01:48 pm
Masquerading as mexican
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 05 February 2018, 07:35:17 am
wrestler, Hector Gonad
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 February 2018, 02:37:22 pm
And Billy Bullshitter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 February 2018, 05:55:14 pm
plus Chico Gonados
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Post by: acid drop on 06 February 2018, 07:05:13 pm
  And his sister.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 07 February 2018, 07:27:45 am
Dolores Vaginos the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 07 February 2018, 08:37:46 am
naked fire eater
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 February 2018, 10:23:31 am
and penis balancer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 February 2018, 03:16:18 pm
with a singed.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 February 2018, 10:25:31 am
Minge from blasting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 February 2018, 10:54:39 am
in the brothel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 February 2018, 09:46:12 am
using lighter fuel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 09 February 2018, 01:52:38 pm
Instead of lube
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 February 2018, 06:51:42 pm
warming her passage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 February 2018, 10:35:30 am
for the next
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 February 2018, 03:34:30 pm
outdoor circle jerk...... :lol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 February 2018, 04:03:08 pm
at high velocity
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 February 2018, 10:17:51 am
shooting his load
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 February 2018, 10:14:02 am
 Up the road
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 February 2018, 10:17:54 am
instead of firing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 February 2018, 03:34:08 pm
over the fence
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 February 2018, 05:50:44 pm
At the neighbours
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 February 2018, 07:39:32 pm
dog that's sleeping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 February 2018, 09:32:26 pm
With your wife
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 February 2018, 10:05:00 am
every Sunday afternoon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 February 2018, 04:07:40 pm
 Twice on Saturdays
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 February 2018, 04:14:04 pm
And three times
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 February 2018, 07:02:32 pm
Every other Wednesday
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Post by: Oldgit on 16 February 2018, 11:19:54 am
after Easter, including 
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Post by: JonnyFoxtrot on 16 February 2018, 12:27:07 pm
Bank holiday Monday
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Post by: acid drop on 16 February 2018, 01:00:24 pm
 And Michaelmas Sunday
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 February 2018, 06:00:19 pm
But not on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 February 2018, 06:56:55 pm
the village green
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 February 2018, 02:03:59 pm
sporting a large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 February 2018, 03:06:13 pm
and throbbing motorbike
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 17 February 2018, 05:14:26 pm
firmly wedged sideways
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 February 2018, 11:18:29 am
in Kim Kardashian's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 February 2018, 01:43:31 pm
wide throbbing arsecrack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 February 2018, 11:09:46 am
parked securely for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 February 2018, 07:17:34 pm
some hard dogging
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 February 2018, 10:17:36 am
with donkeys and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 February 2018, 01:07:59 pm
oily baseball bats
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 February 2018, 10:55:17 am
for shoving up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 February 2018, 10:59:02 am
the nearest bandit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 23 February 2018, 07:18:12 am
watching from the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 23 February 2018, 08:14:51 am
Honda motorcycle garage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 February 2018, 07:20:34 pm
pulling his kwacker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 February 2018, 01:30:39 pm
with a pair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 February 2018, 02:09:23 pm
of exhaust cans.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 26 February 2018, 07:44:57 am
taken from a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 February 2018, 09:58:15 am
Morris Marina belonging
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 February 2018, 03:27:17 pm
to his granny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: RikkiWilliams on 27 February 2018, 06:10:11 pm
Who has some
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 February 2018, 07:41:32 pm
weed in her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 March 2018, 10:25:17 am
in her handbag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 March 2018, 12:10:48 pm
and is looking............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 02 March 2018, 07:10:28 am
Cougarly towards her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 March 2018, 07:48:57 am
new smart car
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 March 2018, 12:56:36 pm
powered by a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: J_Dub on 02 March 2018, 02:01:46 pm
dwarf in the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 March 2018, 07:23:22 pm
reclining back seat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: dickturpin on 04 March 2018, 10:23:49 am
Wearing only a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 March 2018, 12:22:56 pm
Sparkly Mankini and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 March 2018, 01:25:33 pm
and holding his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 March 2018, 02:34:26 pm
Left testicle in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 March 2018, 11:37:16 am
in a catapult
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: J_Dub on 05 March 2018, 11:53:11 am
made from old

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 March 2018, 03:09:11 pm
Ladies vaginal lips
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 March 2018, 06:48:48 pm
 And Plaited Pubic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 March 2018, 01:15:28 pm
Warts, held together
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: J_Dub on 06 March 2018, 04:20:11 pm
with congealed discharge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 March 2018, 04:20:42 pm
  On used tampons
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 March 2018, 10:34:53 am
riveted with hard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 March 2018, 10:44:59 am
solidified boggies that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 March 2018, 12:16:59 pm
crunch when crushed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 March 2018, 10:16:49 am
into a cocktail
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 March 2018, 04:26:16 pm
of sweaty piss
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 March 2018, 05:04:27 pm
 like a teenagers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 March 2018, 07:14:58 pm
 Erotic wet dream
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 09 March 2018, 12:58:54 am
including seahorses ejaculating
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 March 2018, 10:37:05 am
sperm whales jizm
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: HarryHornby on 09 March 2018, 04:30:04 pm
all over the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 March 2018, 07:25:18 pm
twenty nine virgins
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 March 2018, 09:23:01 am
that were promised
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 March 2018, 10:47:31 pm
a good rogering
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 March 2018, 08:40:33 am
By a rabbit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 March 2018, 09:35:06 am
wearing a French-tickler
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 March 2018, 12:22:58 pm
on the end
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 March 2018, 02:22:36 pm
 of his nose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 March 2018, 10:39:43 am
which was stuck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 March 2018, 04:43:07 pm
Up Trumps arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 March 2018, 09:57:00 am
by an NRA
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 March 2018, 05:22:57 pm
spokesperson desperate to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 March 2018, 06:48:43 pm
  Sell more guns
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 March 2018, 10:47:04 am
to teenagers who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 March 2018, 02:03:03 pm
 Would shoot trump
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 March 2018, 03:08:17 pm
rather than let
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 March 2018, 10:04:43 am
his hair fly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 March 2018, 10:34:51 am
  Over his wall
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 15 March 2018, 02:52:47 pm
Into Mexico's leading
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: matt7chunk on 15 March 2018, 03:40:18 pm
Too trump impersonators
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 March 2018, 04:39:42 pm
plus Nelly the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 March 2018, 05:14:57 pm
elephant singing her
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Post by: acid drop on 15 March 2018, 07:37:46 pm
songs of praise
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Post by: Oldgit on 16 March 2018, 10:01:44 am
with an oompah
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Post by: acid drop on 16 March 2018, 11:30:43 am
and big trumpet
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Post by: Oldgit on 17 March 2018, 01:22:10 pm
superglued to the
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Post by: acid drop on 17 March 2018, 10:17:31 pm
  end of her
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 March 2018, 10:29:02 pm
Small perky little
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 March 2018, 11:01:35 am
Mole on her
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Post by: acid drop on 18 March 2018, 06:03:20 pm
 great big trunk
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Post by: celticdog on 19 March 2018, 07:16:20 am
packed full of
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Post by: Oldgit on 19 March 2018, 11:22:16 am
ancient sardines, marinating
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 March 2018, 03:56:29 pm
in warm guinness
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Post by: J_Dub on 19 March 2018, 06:47:32 pm
and leprechaun piss
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 March 2018, 07:24:36 pm
that is ripe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 March 2018, 07:11:34 pm
for spooning onto
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 March 2018, 07:22:24 pm
Corbyns Russian Cap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 21 March 2018, 07:15:58 am
that Mi5 sent
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 March 2018, 09:30:59 am
to get filled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 March 2018, 12:57:57 pm
with parliamentary bullshit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 March 2018, 09:54:20 am
from Diane Abbott
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 March 2018, 07:56:36 pm
Sucking Corbyns Lollipop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 24 March 2018, 07:35:42 am
after it's insertion
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 March 2018, 02:12:16 pm
in her left
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Post by: acid drop on 24 March 2018, 04:02:05 pm
hand drive car
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Post by: Oldgit on 25 March 2018, 11:12:23 am
provided by constituents
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Post by: acid drop on 25 March 2018, 05:16:35 pm
of the country
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Post by: Oldgit on 26 March 2018, 11:12:18 am
called Jamaica man
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 March 2018, 04:49:13 pm
  Off Jamaica Road
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Post by: J_Dub on 26 March 2018, 05:19:51 pm
somewhere anyway. But
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 March 2018, 07:25:37 pm
nowhere anytime soon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 March 2018, 12:22:36 pm
other than Jamaica
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 March 2018, 06:43:10 pm
would admit to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 March 2018, 07:21:50 pm
 Shagging Jeremy CorBIN
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 27 March 2018, 08:49:14 pm
Who told you?

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 March 2018, 10:35:09 pm
said Diane Abbot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 28 March 2018, 07:14:49 am
who farted loudly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 March 2018, 10:04:45 am
directly into Corbyn's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 March 2018, 10:56:44 am
Russian Mafia Cap
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Post by: J_Dub on 28 March 2018, 05:38:09 pm
that was still

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 March 2018, 08:09:37 pm
 perched upon his..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 29 March 2018, 07:24:52 am
pet iguana Cyril
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 March 2018, 09:25:07 am
who was licking.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 March 2018, 10:03:52 am
corbyns left earlobe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 March 2018, 10:57:24 am
after having eaten
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 March 2018, 01:46:30 pm
the wax from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 March 2018, 09:48:27 am
behind Diane's crotch
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 March 2018, 02:45:25 pm
that was rather....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 30 March 2018, 09:37:31 pm
near the floor
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 March 2018, 01:14:26 pm
after a good
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 March 2018, 02:05:15 pm
rogering from her...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 31 March 2018, 07:11:21 pm
blind boyfriend who
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Post by: acid drop on 31 March 2018, 10:08:15 pm
shags in braille
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 April 2018, 10:50:33 am
a rather bumpy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 April 2018, 01:41:15 pm
   ride was had............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 April 2018, 11:00:22 am
by both of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 April 2018, 11:41:00 am
Them and another 
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 April 2018, 10:20:02 am
Cuckolder who had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 April 2018, 02:19:53 pm
carried a plank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 April 2018, 09:46:26 am
to support Diane's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 April 2018, 09:57:03 am
fat arse whilst.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 05 April 2018, 04:31:25 pm
her anal warts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 April 2018, 05:27:59 pm
were slowly pulsating
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 April 2018, 10:25:32 am
in time with
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Post by: acid drop on 06 April 2018, 10:42:41 am
Jeremy Corbyns  Manifesto
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: J_Dub on 06 April 2018, 05:16:28 pm
which was rolled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 April 2018, 05:38:41 pm
up and shoved
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 April 2018, 07:29:15 pm
in his back................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 07 April 2018, 08:23:56 am
room gimp box
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 April 2018, 12:09:13 pm
with his vibrators
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: J_Dub on 08 April 2018, 10:36:09 am
and various lubes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 April 2018, 10:57:40 am
  to be applied
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 April 2018, 11:31:23 am
when Theresa May
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 April 2018, 06:52:21 pm
removed her ironclad
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 10 April 2018, 07:24:57 am
split crotch panties
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 April 2018, 09:39:33 am
From Boris' head
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 April 2018, 10:10:23 am
 as he pushed
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Post by: acid drop on 10 April 2018, 10:11:47 am
her over the..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 April 2018, 09:44:57 am
the EU fence
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 April 2018, 04:46:37 pm
Into Claude Junkheaps........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 April 2018, 04:50:10 pm
gaping EU manifesto
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 April 2018, 06:57:56 pm
 for future enjoyment
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 April 2018, 07:17:34 pm
Of Germans everywhere
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 12 April 2018, 07:28:21 am
Schweinehund! she cried
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: J_Dub on 12 April 2018, 09:26:14 am
as Gove plunged
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 12 April 2018, 09:36:45 am
his pork sword
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Post by: windyg on 12 April 2018, 11:16:46 am
into her bratwurst
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 April 2018, 01:14:18 pm
that was being..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 April 2018, 04:06:53 pm
thoroughly mashed up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 April 2018, 04:14:39 pm
by BBROWN1664s Gnashers
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Post by: Oldgit on 12 April 2018, 04:54:57 pm

along with a

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Post by: J_Dub on 12 April 2018, 11:29:39 pm
replica of Donald
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 April 2018, 09:54:57 am
Ducks hairy balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 April 2018, 09:56:48 am
and Ronald McDonald's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 April 2018, 01:40:35 pm
  Bag of Chips
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 April 2018, 11:11:31 am
from a happy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 16 April 2018, 08:04:30 am
meal consisting of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 April 2018, 09:46:49 am
Bulls balls and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: J_Dub on 16 April 2018, 10:14:24 am
rather tasty sheeps'
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 April 2018, 08:42:16 pm
testicles marinated in...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 16 April 2018, 09:08:07 pm
Teen acne puss
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 April 2018, 09:03:53 am
and a phall
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 April 2018, 10:37:23 am
Curry to go........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 April 2018, 11:10:26 am
with a weak
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 April 2018, 12:31:28 pm
smattering of Jalapeno
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 April 2018, 01:55:27 pm
on the side
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 April 2018, 04:25:27 pm
 Of a little-lamb
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 April 2018, 05:55:21 pm
favoured by Welsh
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 April 2018, 06:56:05 pm
Sex offenders named
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 18 April 2018, 08:38:11 am
in Savile's Will
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 April 2018, 11:43:55 am
and the Bishop's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 April 2018, 04:20:52 pm
staff in hand
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 April 2018, 04:25:11 pm
to beat the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 19 April 2018, 07:24:17 am
fornicating heathens back
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 April 2018, 08:31:39 am
over the border
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 April 2018, 09:23:56 am
where they belong
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 April 2018, 11:26:11 am
because they fuck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 April 2018, 12:17:26 pm
sheep for fun
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 April 2018, 08:28:17 pm
and eat burgers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 19 April 2018, 08:41:51 pm
Made from horse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 20 April 2018, 08:11:03 am
without mayo but
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 April 2018, 09:03:57 am
pussy juice instead
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 April 2018, 10:19:23 am
and jumbo fries
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 April 2018, 03:57:09 pm
 From Burglar King
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 April 2018, 03:59:35 pm
. Turd Burglar King
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 April 2018, 08:21:27 pm
Also known as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 April 2018, 01:40:51 pm
The Arse Bandit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 April 2018, 11:55:40 am
or the Brown
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 23 April 2018, 07:57:40 am
Wing Commander of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 April 2018, 08:58:25 am
The Rogering Flight.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 April 2018, 10:14:54 am
enroute with flaps 
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 April 2018, 04:08:00 pm
extended for landing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: focced_off on 23 April 2018, 04:41:22 pm
at Mach speed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 April 2018, 07:03:03 pm
warp factor nine.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 April 2018, 08:50:31 am
Entering the stargate
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 24 April 2018, 09:06:07 am
cock in hand
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 April 2018, 09:25:33 am
ready to enter...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 April 2018, 09:42:05 am
the black hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 April 2018, 10:11:15 am
that was home
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 April 2018, 02:00:06 pm
To Teresa Mays
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 April 2018, 03:21:15 pm
pet labour leader
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 April 2018, 07:04:20 pm
 Jeremy Shagger CorBIN
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 25 April 2018, 07:44:15 am
whose Bar Mitzvah
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 April 2018, 08:58:43 am
created a stir
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 April 2018, 09:12:50 am
At Buckingham Palace
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 April 2018, 10:24:51 am
back court with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 April 2018, 03:01:33 pm
 Her Majesty Cheering
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: J_Dub on 25 April 2018, 05:29:50 pm
jeering and gesticulating
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 April 2018, 07:01:24 pm
And Charles Playing...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 26 April 2018, 08:22:21 am
croquet with big
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 April 2018, 09:16:41 am
Bat and Balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 April 2018, 10:32:57 am
dangling right on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: focced_off on 26 April 2018, 12:30:58 pm
top Meghan Markles....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 27 April 2018, 08:16:15 am
little brown titties
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 April 2018, 09:32:06 am
Whilst harry Cheered.................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: focced_off on 27 April 2018, 10:28:25 am
and began caressing....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 April 2018, 01:34:46 pm
The Queens Corgi's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 April 2018, 02:29:51 pm
turning them ginger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: focced_off on 27 April 2018, 03:50:44 pm
Except One! which....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 27 April 2018, 03:57:46 pm
Was blacker than
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 April 2018, 05:49:33 pm
Diane Abbots crinkled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 April 2018, 04:22:26 pm
wrinkled hairy arsehole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 April 2018, 10:02:30 am
after it had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 April 2018, 11:07:43 am
Been kicked by.......................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 30 April 2018, 07:51:34 am
the Captain of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 April 2018, 01:24:34 pm
The Golden Hind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 30 April 2018, 02:14:08 pm
Pub in Hampshire
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 April 2018, 03:01:34 pm
After drinking 10..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 May 2018, 09:29:09 am
pints of Guinness
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 May 2018, 10:42:10 pm
 and 2 coffees
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 May 2018, 09:59:34 am
along with liquorice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 May 2018, 10:16:47 am
 Allsorts laced with...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 03 May 2018, 07:24:04 am
Angela Merkel's love
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 May 2018, 07:54:40 am
Child's immigrant DNA
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 May 2018, 09:37:21 am
mixed with Assad's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 May 2018, 01:28:03 pm
 trophy wife's jism
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 04 May 2018, 09:15:27 am
"Swig it" shouted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 04 May 2018, 03:30:17 pm
Corbyn from back
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 May 2018, 07:16:05 pm
of Bercows chair...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 09 May 2018, 07:22:50 am
complete with chains
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 May 2018, 07:40:24 am
 and medieval weapons
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 May 2018, 09:37:38 am
attached to his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 May 2018, 03:31:53 pm
  Suit of Armour
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 May 2018, 05:30:17 pm
gently rusting away
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 May 2018, 07:02:30 pm
and looking old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: focced_off on 10 May 2018, 11:15:12 am
like "foccers" here...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 May 2018, 09:22:11 pm
after drinking petrol...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 13 May 2018, 07:31:16 am
laced with blood
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 May 2018, 07:40:01 pm
and chocolate sprinkleys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 May 2018, 06:02:08 pm
he self combusted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: J_Dub on 18 May 2018, 07:24:26 pm
leaving a greasy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 May 2018, 07:25:39 pm
 Skidmark in his.................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 May 2018, 07:39:20 pm
Shit caked pants
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 May 2018, 10:23:19 am
  then got on............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 May 2018, 11:14:27 am
a grotty honda
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 May 2018, 03:30:53 pm
 and kick started..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 20 May 2018, 04:45:57 pm
the red XR400
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 20 May 2018, 10:47:26 pm
which left a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 May 2018, 08:55:16 am
trail of oily..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 May 2018, 09:38:56 am
fish guts exiting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 May 2018, 02:58:25 pm
Oldgits garden shed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 23 May 2018, 07:56:27 am
where he kept
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 May 2018, 10:07:52 am
two gimps, and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 May 2018, 10:50:08 am
 and two wimps...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: maddog04 on 23 May 2018, 02:10:08 pm
in a cage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 May 2018, 05:55:20 pm
ready to transport
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 May 2018, 09:53:51 pm
To Blackpool Illuminations
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 May 2018, 09:43:59 am
and parade them
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 May 2018, 10:13:33 am
on the beach
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 May 2018, 02:28:26 pm
with the donkeys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 May 2018, 03:20:05 pm
 that have long..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 May 2018, 05:38:35 pm
ears which women
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 May 2018, 07:32:02 pm
 love to fondle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 May 2018, 09:27:49 am
as it reminds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 May 2018, 11:15:19 am
them of their...……….
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 29 May 2018, 09:19:29 am
years in porno
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 May 2018, 09:41:40 am
with Italian stallions
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 May 2018, 01:25:41 pm
. the horses not
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 May 2018, 06:52:32 pm
ready for riding
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 May 2018, 08:26:43 am
were waiting for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 May 2018, 08:57:41 am
 the stable girl....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 May 2018, 11:29:17 am
to give them
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 May 2018, 01:35:08 pm
 a quick wank...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 June 2018, 11:24:58 am
with large rubber
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 05 June 2018, 07:39:59 am
matting, put down
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 June 2018, 07:58:40 am
to catch the...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: HydrocarbonPrimate on 05 June 2018, 11:45:02 pm
Hydraulic schmoo, which...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 June 2018, 10:02:33 am
dribbled down the....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 June 2018, 10:12:03 am
the arms of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 June 2018, 07:30:34 pm
the stable girl.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 07 June 2018, 07:27:18 am
deeper she cried
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 June 2018, 11:09:49 am
as Mr Frogmore
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 June 2018, 11:25:35 am
lost his balance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 June 2018, 01:26:52 pm
and plunged headfirst..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 June 2018, 01:34:01 pm
into the slimy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 June 2018, 08:05:19 pm
bucket of fish................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: J_Dub on 09 June 2018, 10:05:09 am
that smelt better
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 June 2018, 01:17:17 pm
10 weeks ago
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 June 2018, 01:54:38 pm
when it was............
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Post by: Oldgit on 10 June 2018, 11:43:57 am
mixed with effluent
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 June 2018, 01:58:07 pm
just off Blackpool
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Post by: acid drop on 10 June 2018, 03:21:46 pm
Pier toilet block
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Post by: celticdog on 11 June 2018, 07:30:07 am
used for cottaging
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Post by: Oldgit on 11 June 2018, 10:15:29 am
and dogging on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 June 2018, 02:15:25 pm
every third Wednesday
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Post by: Oldgit on 12 June 2018, 09:43:15 am
after the second
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 June 2018, 10:05:00 am
rising of the
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Post by: Oldgit on 13 June 2018, 10:15:30 am
of the turd
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Post by: celticdog on 14 June 2018, 07:24:16 am
also known as
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Post by: Oldgit on 14 June 2018, 09:40:27 am

levitating the lavvie.

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 June 2018, 07:02:22 pm
 and polishing turds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 22 June 2018, 06:38:55 am
rolled in glitter
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Post by: acid drop on 22 June 2018, 07:33:45 pm
and stuffed up.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 June 2018, 07:05:18 pm
Mrs Frogmore's gaping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 June 2018, 10:20:18 pm
 trouser leg that.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 June 2018, 10:35:31 am
was wrapped round
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 June 2018, 07:51:24 pm
Mrs Frogmore's neck
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Post by: celticdog on 27 June 2018, 07:17:54 am
please don't fart
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 June 2018, 04:35:21 pm
in my face........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 June 2018, 05:02:30 pm
she shouted through
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 June 2018, 05:23:49 pm
a bullhorn attached
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 June 2018, 05:39:02 pm
to the gimp
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 June 2018, 07:04:45 pm
Mask he wore....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 June 2018, 08:21:58 am
Twice a week
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Post by: Oldgit on 28 June 2018, 10:06:48 am
after having rough
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 June 2018, 05:05:50 pm
sex with his..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 June 2018, 10:32:27 am
octogenarian one eyed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 June 2018, 06:47:10 pm
Albanian Clog Dancer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 June 2018, 09:40:53 am
who emigrated to
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Post by: acid drop on 30 June 2018, 02:58:34 pm
the outer hebrides
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 June 2018, 06:00:15 pm
for sheep shagging
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Post by: acid drop on 01 July 2018, 01:15:25 pm
wearing green wellies
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Post by: Oldgit on 01 July 2018, 01:30:36 pm
and a bright
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 July 2018, 09:05:46 pm
shocking pink condom
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Post by: celticdog on 02 July 2018, 07:09:13 am
he bought from
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Post by: Oldgit on 02 July 2018, 09:38:51 am
Boy George's shop
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Post by: taylor on 02 July 2018, 08:21:16 pm

which also smelt

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 July 2018, 08:26:20 pm
Of wet knickers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 02 July 2018, 08:29:05 pm

which also had

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 02 July 2018, 09:10:11 pm
Donkey cum stains
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 03 July 2018, 07:33:26 am
and gentlemans relish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 July 2018, 08:41:26 am
dripping through holes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 July 2018, 10:23:06 am
perforated in the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 July 2018, 03:39:34 pm
secondhand condom by
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Post by: acid drop on 03 July 2018, 03:50:51 pm
Big knitting needle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 July 2018, 06:02:20 pm
to try and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 July 2018, 10:13:06 pm
Crochet it better
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 July 2018, 10:20:51 pm
Than trumps wig
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 July 2018, 01:12:46 pm
or May's wrinkled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 July 2018, 04:36:29 pm
Number ten brazillian
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Post by: taylor on 04 July 2018, 07:48:09 pm

which was dripping

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 July 2018, 10:48:35 pm
With Boris Johnsons
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 July 2018, 09:31:20 am
slimy ear wax
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 July 2018, 03:43:30 pm
amongst other things
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 July 2018, 05:28:09 pm
he dropped on
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Post by: acid drop on 10 July 2018, 07:19:27 pm
her skidmarked arse.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 11 July 2018, 07:32:05 am
World cup Willie,
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 July 2018, 09:12:31 am
The gayest mascot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 July 2018, 10:37:20 am
since Gazza screwed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 July 2018, 01:21:08 pm
his right fist..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 July 2018, 11:08:21 am
up four bellies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 July 2018, 03:47:42 pm
and pulled out ????????
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 13 July 2018, 07:22:43 am
just before the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 July 2018, 09:49:53 am
Police walked in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 July 2018, 10:39:01 am
and charged him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 July 2018, 11:00:52 am
with impersonating a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 July 2018, 11:38:53 am
heavy weight pisshead
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 July 2018, 01:29:20 pm
though that was
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 July 2018, 07:23:51 pm
Not too far
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 July 2018, 07:35:37 pm
From the truth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 14 July 2018, 09:52:55 am
actually. His brother,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 July 2018, 12:40:25 pm
shopped him to
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Post by: acid drop on 14 July 2018, 02:29:35 pm
The Womens Institute
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Post by: Oldgit on 15 July 2018, 11:54:48 am
for knitting on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 July 2018, 10:22:08 am
on oldgits bike
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Post by: Oldgit on 16 July 2018, 10:43:33 am
wearing a mankini
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 July 2018, 10:01:09 am
with his todger..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 July 2018, 10:03:23 am
strategically placed in
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Post by: acid drop on 17 July 2018, 07:30:11 pm
In his best...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 17 July 2018, 11:15:36 pm
Friends wife, until
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 July 2018, 10:23:32 am
he pushed it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 July 2018, 03:11:22 pm
up her left
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 20 July 2018, 07:48:48 am
armpit. Her hands
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 July 2018, 09:14:21 am
Were firmly tied
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 July 2018, 10:20:05 am
to her husbands
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 July 2018, 10:38:56 am
Harley Davidson mirrors
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 July 2018, 11:02:42 am
Just in case
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 July 2018, 01:33:49 pm
she fell over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 21 July 2018, 08:35:56 am
and landed on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 21 July 2018, 09:11:19 am
A better bike
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 July 2018, 02:25:16 pm
and got hurt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 July 2018, 05:27:01 pm
in the nether
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 July 2018, 07:46:25 pm
regions and cried
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 July 2018, 12:11:12 pm
out to her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 23 July 2018, 07:28:55 am
favourite creepy uncle,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 July 2018, 08:14:50 am
Sir Jimmy saville
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 July 2018, 11:40:13 am
please massage my............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 July 2018, 11:33:07 am
aching arse, and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 July 2018, 11:45:25 am
make my dreams
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 July 2018, 04:19:25 pm
of killing you.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 July 2018, 12:44:42 pm
subside to thoughts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 July 2018, 01:06:12 pm
of shagging myself.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 25 July 2018, 01:52:04 pm
as its far
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 July 2018, 04:58:30 pm
and away fannytastic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 July 2018, 07:43:45 pm

dreams, which include
 
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 July 2018, 08:14:24 pm
taking it up........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 July 2018, 08:49:29 pm
To the very
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 July 2018, 10:32:08 am
height of passion
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 July 2018, 11:48:50 am
with a gigantic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 July 2018, 12:04:04 pm
hot air balloon
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Post by: Oldgit on 31 July 2018, 02:29:18 pm
kitted out with
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Post by: acid drop on 31 July 2018, 07:21:13 pm
 A gas bottle
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Post by: J_Dub on 01 August 2018, 05:50:28 pm
neatly inserted up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 August 2018, 06:55:49 pm
inside the fundament
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 August 2018, 10:20:28 am
at the left
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Post by: acid drop on 02 August 2018, 08:04:19 pm
 hand side of..................
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Post by: celticdog on 03 August 2018, 07:13:41 am
the gimp box
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 August 2018, 08:10:34 am
That was filled
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Post by: Oldgit on 03 August 2018, 10:09:39 am
to the brim
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 August 2018, 10:09:59 am
with oily residue
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Post by: acid drop on 03 August 2018, 01:13:42 pm
  From his grotty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 August 2018, 08:59:34 pm
Smelly little arsehole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 August 2018, 01:39:24 pm
 that followed him.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 August 2018, 10:46:17 am
every where, and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: J_Dub on 06 August 2018, 01:12:12 pm
nowhere, dribbling mucus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 August 2018, 02:01:34 pm
all over his..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 August 2018, 12:17:46 pm
salmon sandwich he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 07 August 2018, 07:32:34 pm
liked to lick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 08 August 2018, 07:13:10 am
the crusts first.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 August 2018, 08:37:14 am
 then bite into...................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 August 2018, 11:45:28 am

the vile concoction

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 August 2018, 03:26:30 pm
before spitting it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 August 2018, 10:21:05 pm
 Over his dog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 August 2018, 11:57:41 am
who thought that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 August 2018, 01:23:51 pm
  it was time...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 August 2018, 12:13:46 pm
for draggies as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 13 August 2018, 07:27:17 am
his lipstick was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 August 2018, 08:08:34 am
beginning to wilt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 August 2018, 09:31:35 am
and stain his..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 August 2018, 11:12:32 am
Labrador lips bright
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 August 2018, 03:20:21 pm
as his helmet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 August 2018, 09:44:16 am
was after a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 August 2018, 04:02:37 pm
night on the..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: F4celess on 14 August 2018, 04:30:40 pm
Orient Express, chugging.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 August 2018, 05:07:28 pm
acid drops drips
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 August 2018, 11:46:31 am
into his japs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 August 2018, 02:35:38 pm
ouch that stings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 August 2018, 09:55:31 am
plus it swells
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 August 2018, 11:33:00 am
 said the Bishop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 August 2018, 12:02:57 pm
to the actress
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: F4celess on 16 August 2018, 12:52:19 pm
right after she...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robbie8666 on 16 August 2018, 02:01:07 pm
bent over, showing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: MBROWN62 on 16 August 2018, 06:21:42 pm
best mate for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: MBROWN62 on 16 August 2018, 10:19:16 pm
The boiler stoker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 August 2018, 08:50:51 am
to stoke her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 17 August 2018, 09:13:23 am
casting furnace which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 August 2018, 11:38:45 am
had enormous labia
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 August 2018, 11:41:03 am
and ginormous clitty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 August 2018, 12:51:48 pm
clitty bang bang
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: MBROWN62 on 17 August 2018, 08:39:21 pm
Boiler stoker sang
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 August 2018, 10:04:57 am
Wang Wang Wang....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 August 2018, 12:18:51 pm
Ptang Ptang Wham
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 18 August 2018, 01:38:15 pm
Thank you mam
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 August 2018, 03:19:11 pm
you are welcome
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 20 August 2018, 08:32:48 am
COCK! She cried
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 August 2018, 04:56:07 pm
more Cock was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 August 2018, 07:37:51 pm
 Quickly brought out .....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 August 2018, 10:17:14 am
on a plate
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 21 August 2018, 11:05:36 am
with pickled onions
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 August 2018, 02:26:40 pm
and foreskin cheese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 August 2018, 11:33:36 am

with grilled gonads

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 August 2018, 04:16:28 pm
on a plate
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: F4celess on 22 August 2018, 05:17:21 pm
and a glass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 August 2018, 09:55:11 am
of 75 year
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 August 2018, 10:58:16 am
 Old monkey jism
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 August 2018, 11:41:17 am
diluted with numerous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 August 2018, 12:06:01 pm
glasses of scotch
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 August 2018, 11:35:24 am
just to give
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 August 2018, 07:16:10 pm
them some flavour
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 27 August 2018, 12:10:45 am
don't need it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 August 2018, 11:58:37 am
she cried, I
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Old-Git on 27 August 2018, 01:34:26 pm
have eaten the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 August 2018, 01:35:55 pm
best bollocks ever............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 27 August 2018, 11:49:29 pm
Very sweet breads
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 August 2018, 10:57:59 am
off a giant
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 August 2018, 12:37:39 pm
with an enormous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 August 2018, 09:52:48 pm
pair of bollocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 29 August 2018, 07:52:39 am
hanging very low.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 August 2018, 10:37:11 am
which were easily
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 August 2018, 10:51:29 am
 within fondling reach
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 29 August 2018, 11:53:36 pm
of each other
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 August 2018, 09:15:31 am
and hanging well
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 August 2018, 01:09:44 pm
out into the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 August 2018, 04:10:35 pm
 Way of the..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 31 August 2018, 12:23:58 am
Zip or button
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 31 August 2018, 07:32:17 am
of his lederhosen
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 August 2018, 10:51:49 am
that he was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 August 2018, 09:18:48 pm
 wearing because he...................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 September 2018, 12:16:39 am
was touring Germany
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 September 2018, 11:28:59 am
on a Fazer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 September 2018, 03:30:54 pm
with square wheels
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 September 2018, 03:45:45 pm
and false teeth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 September 2018, 09:24:41 am
kept in his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 September 2018, 12:07:42 pm
grotty underpants, which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 September 2018, 04:01:21 pm
were full of..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 04 September 2018, 12:12:57 pm
all kinds of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 September 2018, 08:11:10 pm
 unmentionable pornographic toys..................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 September 2018, 12:01:08 am
with which to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 September 2018, 09:50:28 am
roger his next
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 September 2018, 04:58:19 pm
one legged victim
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 September 2018, 11:45:53 pm
jake the peg
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 06 September 2018, 07:00:25 am
When erect he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 September 2018, 09:46:25 am
was bent over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 September 2018, 10:51:27 am
and got splinters
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 September 2018, 03:55:50 pm
in his bow-tie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 06 September 2018, 04:46:06 pm
which hurt his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 September 2018, 09:46:11 am
enormous spotty penis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 September 2018, 07:44:46 pm
 which was stuck.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 07 September 2018, 08:54:33 pm
to his hand
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 September 2018, 02:54:13 pm
 that was holding
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 08 September 2018, 11:47:15 pm
so tightly it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 September 2018, 04:35:44 pm
started going blue
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 09 September 2018, 08:32:55 pm
and then he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 September 2018, 09:50:33 am
inserted a long
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 10 September 2018, 05:45:26 pm
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 September 2018, 06:44:59 pm
puncture repair needle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 September 2018, 07:26:51 pm
In his condom
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 10 September 2018, 11:27:51 pm
which burst, covering
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 September 2018, 08:11:57 am
Everybody in copious "............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 September 2018, 08:50:02 am
amounts of slimey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 September 2018, 10:10:04 am
scot oil, and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 September 2018, 09:29:32 pm
gunge,but he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 September 2018, 05:18:15 pm
patched the hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dynspud on 13 September 2018, 08:47:00 am
....cleverly, with a.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 September 2018, 11:03:57 am
Piece of sticky.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 September 2018, 11:24:41 am
fencing that he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 September 2018, 08:53:16 am
Stole from the............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 September 2018, 04:42:21 pm
Moderator of the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 September 2018, 07:52:50 pm
Gold wing forum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 September 2018, 01:32:46 pm
who was his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 September 2018, 11:15:04 am
Best mates bumchum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 September 2018, 11:41:55 am
sometimes his too
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 September 2018, 03:22:50 pm
On rampant nights
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 17 September 2018, 10:00:05 pm
while bent over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robbie8666 on 18 September 2018, 07:59:54 am
trying to fix
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 September 2018, 08:44:07 am
his loose wheel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 September 2018, 08:48:47 am
 That turned into.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 18 September 2018, 08:22:25 pm
a big throbbing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 19 September 2018, 07:24:38 am
sore thumb stuck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 September 2018, 08:52:51 pm
Up Theresa Mays........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 September 2018, 09:19:33 pm
nose,but then
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 September 2018, 01:36:11 pm
Jeremy Corbyn decided.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 20 September 2018, 09:16:49 pm
to stick his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 September 2018, 12:56:09 pm
Ugly face up.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 22 September 2018, 01:59:52 pm
where the sun
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 September 2018, 11:05:31 am
Will not shine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 24 September 2018, 11:29:04 pm
unless you get
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 25 September 2018, 07:43:27 am
a blowtorch on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 September 2018, 09:29:14 am
The end of..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 September 2018, 10:39:35 pm
a glass tube
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 September 2018, 11:36:43 am
and ram it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 September 2018, 11:45:21 am
Up Corbyns Arse...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 26 September 2018, 02:49:20 pm
Sideways as he....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 September 2018, 05:31:33 pm
Shags Diane .Abbot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 26 September 2018, 08:34:05 pm
with a giant
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 26 September 2018, 10:33:20 pm
calculator due to....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 27 September 2018, 06:54:11 pm
her being shit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 27 September 2018, 11:33:22 pm
at all kinds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 September 2018, 09:39:43 am
figures and estimates
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 September 2018, 05:10:52 pm
And all things
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 September 2018, 10:41:12 pm
to do with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 September 2018, 12:24:13 pm
using her brain.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 30 September 2018, 08:10:43 pm
instead of her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 October 2018, 02:06:44 pm
Hand held calculator
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 October 2018, 12:16:20 am
with which she
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 October 2018, 10:26:28 am
Crunched the numbers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 October 2018, 11:15:59 am
of her expenses
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 October 2018, 11:26:50 am
making sure parliament
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 02 October 2018, 07:50:54 pm
was totally hoodwinked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 October 2018, 09:18:18 pm
and shafted by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 October 2018, 09:06:26 am
every single MP
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 October 2018, 10:33:35 am
who were Corbyn's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 03 October 2018, 10:08:36 pm
old rent boys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 October 2018, 09:05:22 am
 Who took it............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 October 2018, 10:51:36 am
right up the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 October 2018, 11:51:36 am
Old Kings Road
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 October 2018, 12:28:37 am
from whence came
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 October 2018, 09:02:39 pm
The Chelsea tractor..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 October 2018, 05:42:06 pm
and the snowflake
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 06 October 2018, 06:41:16 pm
who proceeded to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 October 2018, 10:50:46 am
whine that every
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 October 2018, 03:18:51 pm
other person was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 07 October 2018, 11:31:19 pm
trying to shaft
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 October 2018, 11:21:25 am
this poor wee
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 October 2018, 12:50:31 pm
fixie bike rider
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 October 2018, 08:00:17 pm
For being a.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 October 2018, 08:15:13 pm
complete bell end
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 October 2018, 09:28:55 pm
Like his friend........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 09 October 2018, 12:06:16 am
Julian Clary, who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 October 2018, 12:58:34 pm
thought that s/he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 October 2018, 01:33:24 pm
was a fairy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 October 2018, 02:42:40 pm
Who liked gobbling.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 09 October 2018, 08:42:42 pm
sausage shaped objects
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 October 2018, 08:28:39 am
Firm and erect
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 October 2018, 05:50:32 pm
with a creamy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 October 2018, 07:49:41 pm
Sauce coming from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 October 2018, 10:10:13 am
deep within the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 October 2018, 11:34:16 am
Warehouse of tescos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 October 2018, 02:08:01 pm
finest. Meanwhile, somewhere
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 October 2018, 08:44:58 pm
else someone was.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 October 2018, 09:05:38 pm
trying to blow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 October 2018, 10:01:56 am
the bloody doors
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 October 2018, 10:09:21 am
off May's house
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 October 2018, 06:51:52 pm
And steal her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 12 October 2018, 09:54:09 pm
spare dildo,but
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 October 2018, 11:49:31 am
 Was shot in.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 October 2018, 01:34:12 pm
the left nipple
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 October 2018, 08:15:09 pm
While sucking his.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 14 October 2018, 12:01:14 am
wet but throbbing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 October 2018, 10:24:49 am
Thumb which had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 14 October 2018, 11:54:18 am
smelt like dazza's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 October 2018, 09:11:07 pm
Gusset on Saturday........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 October 2018, 12:39:33 am
night,after a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 October 2018, 09:47:27 am
gutful of Guinness 
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 October 2018, 01:35:21 pm
And a lick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 15 October 2018, 03:39:37 pm
of sloe gin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 October 2018, 04:12:34 pm
From Lilly Allen's............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 October 2018, 09:37:26 pm
best pair of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 October 2018, 09:38:01 pm
baggy y fronts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 October 2018, 08:49:25 am
That covered her......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 October 2018, 09:17:41 am

deformed right buttock.

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 October 2018, 12:44:48 pm
but only just
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 October 2018, 04:03:03 pm
Leaving her quim...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 16 October 2018, 04:42:07 pm
on show to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 16 October 2018, 06:35:11 pm
resemble a large 
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 October 2018, 07:10:31 pm
rotten gash needing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 16 October 2018, 08:51:34 pm
cleaning and perhaps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 October 2018, 09:34:51 pm
pulling through with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 17 October 2018, 12:33:56 am
A double duvet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 October 2018, 10:31:19 am
studded with spikes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 17 October 2018, 11:49:45 pm
from an old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 18 October 2018, 07:24:40 am
skip behind the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 October 2018, 09:14:25 am
School bike sheds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 October 2018, 06:12:11 pm
where she learned
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 October 2018, 08:01:48 pm
How to knit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 October 2018, 12:17:55 am
willy warmers for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Exupnut on 19 October 2018, 03:59:56 am
Dazza's tiny todge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 October 2018, 08:39:50 am
That was shrinking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 October 2018, 09:19:49 am
faster each day
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 October 2018, 09:34:26 am
to become inverted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 19 October 2018, 04:54:44 pm
with just a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 19 October 2018, 04:55:13 pm
countersunk hole in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 October 2018, 07:50:12 pm
place of a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 October 2018, 11:35:36 am
large erect throbbing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 October 2018, 12:43:14 pm
thimble sized todger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 October 2018, 08:21:31 pm
which wasn't even
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 October 2018, 08:25:40 pm
any bigger than
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 October 2018, 11:24:35 pm
fixie riders was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 October 2018, 10:16:37 am
managing to ride
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 22 October 2018, 11:51:21 pm
the arse off
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 October 2018, 10:31:03 am
a Kawayamahondasuki fixi
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 23 October 2018, 09:51:10 pm
who was also
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 October 2018, 11:11:45 am
a perverted abuser
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 October 2018, 12:31:16 am
of all types
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 October 2018, 10:46:34 am
flatulence torture in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 October 2018, 11:56:04 pm
time of need
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 October 2018, 10:42:20 am
it achieved the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 October 2018, 01:42:12 pm
Required result before.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 October 2018, 07:27:04 pm
coming to quickly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 October 2018, 09:53:36 am
to a smelly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 30 October 2018, 12:53:28 am
kind of substance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 October 2018, 09:58:51 am
left on his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 31 October 2018, 09:50:46 pm
bed sheet,which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 November 2018, 09:47:36 am
showed up under
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 01 November 2018, 01:40:56 pm
ultra violet lighting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 01 November 2018, 11:42:45 pm
which then fused
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 November 2018, 02:56:11 pm
and sterilized his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 03 November 2018, 07:31:07 pm
finest hand made
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 November 2018, 06:31:33 pm
From a maidens......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 November 2018, 12:20:37 am
chastity belt,he
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 November 2018, 11:38:00 am
nicked from Madonna
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 November 2018, 03:52:42 pm
After shagging her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 November 2018, 04:21:05 pm
in his dreams
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 November 2018, 08:28:18 pm
Twice on Saturdays
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 November 2018, 09:52:11 pm
and then waking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 November 2018, 10:10:55 am
to find this
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 November 2018, 05:08:33 pm
Protrusion on his............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 06 November 2018, 11:47:59 pm
already extremely sore
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 November 2018, 09:01:49 am
Swollen left toe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 November 2018, 09:04:13 am
matching the one
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 November 2018, 09:28:23 am
on the end
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 November 2018, 04:23:49 pm
Of his left.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 07 November 2018, 11:49:05 pm
bollock which is
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 November 2018, 11:14:59 am
twice the size
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 08 November 2018, 02:31:37 pm
of a basketball
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 November 2018, 03:29:30 pm
caused by injecting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 November 2018, 04:46:21 pm
lots of steroids
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Salty on 08 November 2018, 07:21:21 pm
into a sheep's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 08 November 2018, 08:30:20 pm
intestine and then
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 November 2018, 09:24:57 am
sucking them through.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 November 2018, 10:38:17 am
large bagpipes with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 November 2018, 07:26:43 pm
a paper straw
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 November 2018, 02:39:43 pm
stuffed far up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 November 2018, 04:30:18 pm
the sheeps willy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Salty on 10 November 2018, 11:53:41 pm
which made it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 November 2018, 12:57:21 am
even bigger and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 November 2018, 10:57:52 am
veined like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 November 2018, 03:14:58 pm
Shemale body builder
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 November 2018, 05:53:51 pm
who had just
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Salty on 11 November 2018, 06:21:49 pm
suffered a really
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 November 2018, 08:41:03 pm
horrendous shagging with......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 November 2018, 11:04:45 am
a forty inch
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 November 2018, 11:36:08 am
nuclear tipped dildo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 12 November 2018, 08:52:45 pm
now you're just
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 November 2018, 09:08:17 pm
about to explode
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 13 November 2018, 01:04:19 am
covering everyone in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 November 2018, 04:52:59 pm
loads of minced.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 November 2018, 06:16:21 pm
arse and lips
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 13 November 2018, 08:37:59 pm
which reminded me
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 November 2018, 09:25:39 am
of shepherds pie.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 November 2018, 10:13:10 am
fromWales, which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 November 2018, 04:05:13 pm
  is made from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 14 November 2018, 07:34:00 pm
several types of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 November 2018, 09:39:53 am
minced shepherds and.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 November 2018, 08:43:01 pm
bulls bollocks,then
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 November 2018, 09:02:16 am
it's fried in........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 November 2018, 10:22:22 am
ancient knob cheese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 November 2018, 04:49:24 pm
on the barbeque
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 16 November 2018, 11:38:24 pm
with some lovely
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 November 2018, 10:40:12 am
tasty dogs bollocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 18 November 2018, 07:09:15 pm
very tasty,especially
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 November 2018, 09:51:31 am
if marinated in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 November 2018, 01:37:43 pm
pedigree sheepdog sperm
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 November 2018, 05:21:27 pm
yummy! I'm starving
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 November 2018, 10:12:24 am
she said loudly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 November 2018, 03:16:48 pm
as she looked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 20 November 2018, 03:21:34 pm
like shit herself
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 November 2018, 05:36:01 pm
And farted loudly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 November 2018, 07:16:45 pm
to the tune
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 November 2018, 12:13:15 am
of General Bogey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 November 2018, 12:28:54 pm
reaching all the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 November 2018, 06:52:00 pm
Audience in the...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Salty on 21 November 2018, 08:01:52 pm
local sheep shaggers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 November 2018, 10:19:00 pm
yearly get together
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 November 2018, 11:12:04 pm
  at the local
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 22 November 2018, 10:17:51 am
Young farmers group
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 November 2018, 11:54:50 am
in Darkest Yorkshire
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robbie8666 on 22 November 2018, 02:57:29 pm
ee by eck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 November 2018, 04:15:48 pm
  oh fuck said.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 22 November 2018, 04:56:46 pm
the head shagger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 22 November 2018, 08:30:48 pm
with a tortoise
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robbie8666 on 23 November 2018, 07:58:45 am
in the fridge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 23 November 2018, 10:34:11 pm
along with his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: darrsi on 24 November 2018, 12:33:54 am
burnt frying pan
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 November 2018, 10:11:25 am
That was cooling.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: DaveFX8 on 24 November 2018, 10:34:30 am
in the Toilet

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 24 November 2018, 11:05:02 am
With the broken
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 November 2018, 03:08:02 pm
seat and leaking.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 November 2018, 04:01:49 pm
cistern, held up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 November 2018, 08:49:19 pm
 By oldgits braces.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 November 2018, 12:48:48 am
and incontinence pants
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 25 November 2018, 08:01:27 am
the tortoises had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 November 2018, 11:40:08 am
a penis extension
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 25 November 2018, 05:27:59 pm
made from an
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Frosties on 25 November 2018, 07:58:32 pm
old tortoise neck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 November 2018, 10:36:44 am
which had died
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 26 November 2018, 04:51:28 pm
because the refrigerator
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 November 2018, 05:48:51 pm
had stopped freezing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 26 November 2018, 08:58:18 pm
when the bailiffs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 November 2018, 10:53:38 am
arrived to suck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 November 2018, 04:37:57 pm
  My drippy knob........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Salty on 27 November 2018, 07:54:17 pm
with suppurating scabs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 27 November 2018, 10:01:36 pm
oozing puss all
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 November 2018, 10:30:53 am
Over my feet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 November 2018, 11:05:23 am
and running out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 November 2018, 02:18:41 pm
of my sandals
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 November 2018, 04:47:25 pm
onto my best
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 November 2018, 10:44:20 am
red carpet, put
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 29 November 2018, 10:48:33 am
down especially for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 November 2018, 02:28:21 pm
the neighbours to......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 29 November 2018, 08:08:16 pm
vomit on when
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 November 2018, 10:22:16 am
 they came for.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 November 2018, 10:49:32 am
pigs trotters and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 November 2018, 03:57:19 pm
dogs bollocks on........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 30 November 2018, 08:24:51 pm
toast,but suddenly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: DaveFX8 on 30 November 2018, 08:28:22 pm
From behind the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 30 November 2018, 08:44:26 pm
sofa,the dog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 30 November 2018, 09:17:48 pm
Performed six handstands (Pawstands)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 December 2018, 11:25:47 am
and  backflipped twice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 December 2018, 11:46:35 am
before shitting on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 December 2018, 01:48:22 pm
the coffee table
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 December 2018, 03:47:54 pm
and pissing in.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 01 December 2018, 08:51:19 pm
before licking out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 December 2018, 09:16:00 pm
Mrs Mays teapot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 December 2018, 12:41:40 pm

and chugging off

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 December 2018, 01:39:38 pm
To the pub
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 December 2018, 11:54:30 pm
to drink about
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 December 2018, 11:00:31 am
47 cans of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 December 2018, 03:30:04 pm
John Smiths Bitter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 December 2018, 05:21:37 pm
or similar piss
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 03 December 2018, 05:37:32 pm
or similar piss


Bought in sixpacks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 December 2018, 10:37:11 am
as they had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 December 2018, 03:27:37 pm
a special offer.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 04 December 2018, 08:29:39 pm
for pissheads to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 December 2018, 10:47:15 am
to buy tasteless
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 December 2018, 02:33:40 pm
piss called beer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 December 2018, 08:36:14 pm
and then wretch
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 December 2018, 10:35:34 pm
Till their guts..................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 December 2018, 10:40:48 am
ached as badly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 December 2018, 01:52:00 pm
As losing three..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 06 December 2018, 11:43:24 pm
teeth without cocaine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Robbie8666 on 07 December 2018, 07:15:16 am
or any other
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 December 2018, 09:50:42 am
Anaesthetic, but brandy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 December 2018, 03:01:53 pm
Makes you randy.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 08 December 2018, 12:40:03 am
but brewers droop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 December 2018, 02:05:04 pm
Makes you stoop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 December 2018, 03:41:09 pm
and Buckfast makes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 09 December 2018, 01:06:35 am
you horny as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 December 2018, 11:23:51 am
a goat on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 December 2018, 01:43:31 pm
top grade viagra
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 09 December 2018, 02:12:23 pm
From boots chemists

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 09 December 2018, 05:48:41 pm
who will also
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 10 December 2018, 08:26:08 am
enjoy auto erotic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 December 2018, 03:24:45 pm
 Fellatio for free.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 10 December 2018, 04:47:42 pm
providing you can
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 December 2018, 05:36:43 pm
turn your penis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 10 December 2018, 06:26:53 pm
Over the counter

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 December 2018, 07:12:47 pm
and hold it.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 December 2018, 10:41:23 am
in a vice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 December 2018, 02:27:13 pm
Till your balls...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 12 December 2018, 09:31:27 am
turn purple ready
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 December 2018, 10:40:16 am
to burst completely
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 December 2018, 01:30:22 pm
 Splattering baby batter ........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 12 December 2018, 11:36:01 pm
all over the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 12 December 2018, 11:54:42 pm
Fucking Brexit Post
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 13 December 2018, 07:24:37 am
of May spreadeagled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 13 December 2018, 07:49:19 am
over Barnier's  pulsating
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 December 2018, 10:51:34 am
bottle of wine.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 December 2018, 04:24:52 pm
and baguette, hot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 14 December 2018, 07:31:43 am
stuffed with the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 December 2018, 12:46:54 pm
remnant's of Moggs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 December 2018, 01:32:31 pm
Full English Breakfast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 December 2018, 12:35:31 am
being thrown up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 December 2018, 01:15:19 pm
Over The Speaker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 December 2018, 06:24:08 pm
as he performed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 December 2018, 07:13:25 pm
oral on Eyore
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Salty on 15 December 2018, 07:47:12 pm
with a mackerel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 December 2018, 11:30:40 am
 Up his arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 16 December 2018, 05:17:17 pm
to lubricate his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 17 December 2018, 07:17:03 am
smelly dung funnel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 December 2018, 11:06:28 am
because he had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 December 2018, 02:44:25 pm
just eaten his.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 17 December 2018, 09:13:00 pm
pile reducing liquid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 December 2018, 09:21:54 pm
on white bread....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 December 2018, 11:27:13 am
with jalapeno sauce
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 December 2018, 11:36:07 am
and was running.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 18 December 2018, 03:45:38 pm
whilst screaming with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 December 2018, 04:30:05 pm
Mrs May's Knickers........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 December 2018, 12:34:05 pm
over his head
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 December 2018, 08:47:16 pm
taking deep breaths
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 December 2018, 09:10:14 pm
because the stink
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 20 December 2018, 07:55:11 am
caused spontaneous combustion
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 December 2018, 04:22:19 pm
of all the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 December 2018, 10:10:09 pm
Parliamentary Back Scuttlers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 December 2018, 11:01:46 am
and remainer blobs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 December 2018, 09:12:37 pm
   who were eating
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 22 December 2018, 01:33:35 am
and probably swallowing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 December 2018, 10:25:06 am
Corbyn's knob cheese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 December 2018, 03:59:02 pm
 After Question Time
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 22 December 2018, 05:42:16 pm
in which Theresa
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 December 2018, 11:59:33 am
was going to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 December 2018, 12:14:14 pm
give Grayling her.................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 24 December 2018, 12:13:23 am
best blow job
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 December 2018, 10:44:32 am
ever, using a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 December 2018, 04:27:18 pm
Lib Dem Method
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: taylor on 24 December 2018, 07:25:15 pm
of going on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 December 2018, 09:09:03 pm
 and talking bollocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 24 December 2018, 10:08:36 pm
as well as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 December 2018, 10:29:53 am
Fucking up Brexit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 December 2018, 12:23:48 pm
whilst gobbling his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 December 2018, 10:08:17 am
crispy bacon sarnie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 26 December 2018, 10:13:29 am
resulting in chronic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 27 December 2018, 12:34:12 am
sore ars syndrome
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 December 2018, 11:02:17 am
like Ed Sillyband
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 December 2018, 10:29:21 am
and Tony B.Liar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 December 2018, 10:20:46 pm
those diamond geezers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 29 December 2018, 11:50:06 am
with wanking tweezers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 December 2018, 01:27:14 pm
for their extremely
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 December 2018, 03:09:13 pm
long pubic hairs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 29 December 2018, 08:30:09 pm
And swollen ballbags
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 December 2018, 12:27:52 pm
that are swollen......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 December 2018, 12:33:18 pm
like their ego's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 December 2018, 01:38:16 pm
swollen with what?.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 30 December 2018, 11:47:57 pm
creamy testicle juices
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 December 2018, 11:40:06 am
injected by stupid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 31 December 2018, 05:35:09 pm
politicians with small
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 31 December 2018, 11:41:03 pm
brains and tiny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 01 January 2019, 05:15:45 pm
tiny,tiny,todgers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 January 2019, 06:19:35 pm
that action man
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 02 January 2019, 07:35:22 am
with gripping hands
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 January 2019, 11:26:09 am
would have difficulty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 January 2019, 03:41:13 pm
 riding a donkey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 03 January 2019, 07:54:53 pm
let alone Theresa
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 January 2019, 10:03:33 am
Gobbling Barnier in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 January 2019, 11:09:20 am
Junkers wine cellar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 January 2019, 12:29:40 pm
high on cocaine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 January 2019, 03:04:03 pm
and low on...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 04 January 2019, 10:01:25 pm
libido,resulting in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 January 2019, 11:13:24 pm
viagra being needed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 05 January 2019, 11:55:42 am
to raise his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 January 2019, 04:43:50 pm
  EU popularity rating
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 January 2019, 05:16:15 pm
since his helmet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 January 2019, 07:37:39 pm
was stuck up.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 January 2019, 01:15:37 pm
Nigel's swollen ring
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 07 January 2019, 07:19:41 am
road as traffic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 January 2019, 11:05:59 am
built up for 
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 January 2019, 03:19:39 pm
the return to work
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 January 2019, 11:19:45 am
as usual, but
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 08 January 2019, 10:22:50 pm
nobody realised that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 09 January 2019, 07:19:44 am
down a manhole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 January 2019, 09:50:07 am
was an enormous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 January 2019, 03:22:20 pm
  hairy arsed biker.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 January 2019, 05:24:39 pm
snorting crack from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Salty on 09 January 2019, 08:02:58 pm
a sweaty jockstrap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 January 2019, 08:11:26 pm
Recently removed from........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 10 January 2019, 12:09:21 am
May's toy boy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 January 2019, 03:52:42 pm
who was playing.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 January 2019, 04:58:06 pm
while Britain burned
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 January 2019, 10:28:31 pm
and turned to...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 10 January 2019, 10:36:26 pm
her Japanese friend
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 January 2019, 11:11:42 am

who pushed sushi

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 January 2019, 03:54:50 pm
up Mays nose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 January 2019, 10:02:29 pm
whilst singing the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 January 2019, 02:41:36 pm
Foc off Murray
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 January 2019, 03:31:47 pm
  Murray foccin who???
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 January 2019, 11:46:35 am
Mint, was the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Salty on 13 January 2019, 12:33:14 pm
flavour of her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: tommyardin on 13 January 2019, 03:00:29 pm
Andy Murray Mint
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 14 January 2019, 07:39:48 am
with tennis elbow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 January 2019, 10:34:12 am
And sweaty fanny.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 January 2019, 09:45:20 am
that needed a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 15 January 2019, 10:01:53 am
dirty licking by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 January 2019, 07:33:01 pm
 Englands brightest spark....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 January 2019, 11:45:42 pm
Boris foccin' Johnson
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 January 2019, 10:20:32 am
but he refused
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 January 2019, 03:08:31 pm
to bend down.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Salty on 16 January 2019, 08:31:19 pm
unless he could
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 16 January 2019, 11:53:50 pm
give head to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 January 2019, 02:46:57 pm
john bercows wife............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 January 2019, 08:38:58 pm
whilst rimming corbyn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 January 2019, 09:15:13 am
and also muffing....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 January 2019, 12:11:35 pm
Anna Soubery's wrinkled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 January 2019, 12:15:10 pm
pet dalmation dog..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: TomS_ on 18 January 2019, 06:40:04 pm
and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 January 2019, 07:46:44 pm
her pet pussy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 18 January 2019, 10:24:54 pm
which she fondled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 January 2019, 01:49:01 pm
with obvious passion....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 January 2019, 04:40:23 pm
since VNA loved
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 January 2019, 01:53:18 pm
To jerk off...................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 20 January 2019, 08:51:57 pm
while he watched
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 January 2019, 10:50:26 am
 Hammond beating his.................................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 January 2019, 10:56:00 am
very tiny penis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 January 2019, 02:33:26 pm
with john majors............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 22 January 2019, 01:00:26 am
rather large bollocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 22 January 2019, 07:26:20 am
to the tune
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 January 2019, 10:51:16 am
Una Paloma Blanca
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 January 2019, 07:11:57 pm
  That sounds painful
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 22 January 2019, 09:34:19 pm
you'd think,but
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 January 2019, 09:29:23 am
Hammond chugged away
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 January 2019, 02:31:46 pm
on his mobility...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 23 January 2019, 03:58:04 pm
supplied dildo, which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 January 2019, 07:17:10 pm
 vibrated whenever he...................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 24 January 2019, 07:32:17 am
minced along Parliament
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 January 2019, 11:38:05 am
strangers bar wearing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 January 2019, 12:52:43 pm
 his thong and .......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 24 January 2019, 08:12:45 pm
wanking off behind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 January 2019, 08:21:05 pm
Jeremy corbyns hampster
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: UG on 24 January 2019, 09:29:34 pm
tryin knot two
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: UG on 24 January 2019, 11:20:37 pm
Drop iz kippur
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 January 2019, 10:41:16 am

on Yvette Cooper

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 January 2019, 11:17:05 am
And narrowly missing........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: UG on 25 January 2019, 02:20:49 pm
kurt cobains nose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 January 2019, 11:15:23 pm
  that was stuck................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 January 2019, 12:52:16 pm

up Corbyns ass.

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 January 2019, 04:22:53 pm
and Corbyn said..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 26 January 2019, 07:42:54 pm
does it smell?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 January 2019, 12:00:34 pm
like teen spirit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 January 2019, 01:18:24 pm
  No maidens water..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 27 January 2019, 03:08:29 pm
up this crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 January 2019, 07:26:57 pm
  Or maybe Abbotts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 January 2019, 10:49:14 am
plundered black ass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 January 2019, 01:50:48 pm
Yuk! no thanks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 January 2019, 08:31:57 pm
nor for me.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 January 2019, 11:10:22 am
Said Bercow, fondling
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 January 2019, 06:59:45 pm
his pet pussy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 January 2019, 08:03:37 pm
borrowed from Downing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 January 2019, 10:28:24 pm
streets chancellors dustbin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 30 January 2019, 01:21:45 am
where all the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 January 2019, 09:56:55 am
state secrets are
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 January 2019, 10:00:15 am
visibly filed away
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 January 2019, 05:39:23 pm
From Corbyn's prying
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 30 January 2019, 08:27:57 pm
eyes,when suddenly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 January 2019, 08:37:37 pm
Tony B liar appears........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 31 January 2019, 07:29:08 am
with sycophantic smile
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 January 2019, 09:35:30 am
and his ugly...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 January 2019, 10:05:39 am
wife who looks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 January 2019, 10:59:02 am
like Quasimodo's used....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 31 January 2019, 11:55:51 pm
lump,oozing puss
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 01 February 2019, 07:41:42 am
from her left
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 February 2019, 11:09:58 am
drooping lower lip
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 February 2019, 11:24:41 am
 and scratching her......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 01 February 2019, 09:54:13 pm
well used pussy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 February 2019, 02:20:48 pm
screaming at Tony
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 February 2019, 02:37:07 pm
 saying Shag my..................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 February 2019, 10:58:42 am
big fat ass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 February 2019, 04:39:16 pm
you smiling bastard..
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 February 2019, 10:56:38 am
it's the third
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 February 2019, 12:13:27 pm
time this has..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 February 2019, 03:54:21 pm
gone up my
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 February 2019, 04:42:37 pm
blocked left nostril
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 February 2019, 04:51:37 pm
are you blind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 05 February 2019, 09:25:38 pm
Asked the bitch
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 February 2019, 09:54:29 pm
"I said my
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 06 February 2019, 07:27:05 am
swollen piles are
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 06 February 2019, 07:56:31 am
Itchy and raw
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 February 2019, 11:27:40 am
after filing them
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 February 2019, 01:58:44 pm
liquidized red peppers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 06 February 2019, 05:10:32 pm
into every crevice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 February 2019, 09:40:29 am
where the sun...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 07 February 2019, 09:45:14 am
Barely ever seems
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 February 2019, 10:41:22 am
get above the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 February 2019, 03:41:06 pm
the old thatched
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 08 February 2019, 12:22:32 am
minge,which incidently
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 08 February 2019, 07:29:32 am
needed trimming with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 February 2019, 09:22:51 am
large brush cutter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 February 2019, 03:46:42 pm
driven by Oldgit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 February 2019, 08:16:06 pm
wearing a respirator
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 08 February 2019, 11:39:02 pm
because of the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 February 2019, 09:41:17 am
odour emanating from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 February 2019, 12:56:34 pm
the petrol engined.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 09 February 2019, 09:33:44 pm
passion wagon,which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 February 2019, 11:58:35 am
never been cleaned
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 February 2019, 01:08:32 pm
  And never will....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 February 2019, 01:51:34 pm
Because nobody dares
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 February 2019, 04:14:43 pm
to upset other.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 10 February 2019, 07:47:38 pm
passion wagon owners
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 10 February 2019, 08:48:21 pm
For fear of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 February 2019, 09:12:21 pm
getting a dose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 February 2019, 11:30:31 pm
Of cod-liver oil
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 11 February 2019, 09:34:23 am
squirted up their
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 February 2019, 11:56:14 am
bell end using
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 February 2019, 12:57:43 pm
a compressor hose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 February 2019, 02:28:22 pm
And industrial sized
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 February 2019, 03:43:48 pm
 andrex toilet rolls...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 February 2019, 10:29:39 pm
to mop up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 February 2019, 09:06:56 am
all the jism.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 February 2019, 10:17:39 am
that was blasted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 February 2019, 11:21:54 am
From the fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 February 2019, 07:26:43 pm
of somebodys dog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 February 2019, 07:59:43 pm
after Corbyn finished
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 12 February 2019, 09:00:33 pm
riding its arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 12 February 2019, 09:03:49 pm
All the way
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 12 February 2019, 09:13:42 pm
to the hilt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 13 February 2019, 07:24:00 am
filmed by ITV
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 February 2019, 07:48:22 am
For the BBC
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 February 2019, 09:10:55 am
 also Sky Tv
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 February 2019, 10:45:58 am
who used a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 13 February 2019, 10:57:37 am
dildo shaped GoPro
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 13 February 2019, 01:02:05 pm
To enter Trump
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 February 2019, 07:03:09 pm
in the tossers.......................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 February 2019, 09:19:31 pm
big oval office  orifice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 February 2019, 11:15:51 am
that appeared behind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 14 February 2019, 02:08:48 pm
Melanias stunt doubles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 February 2019, 04:25:43 pm
that looked like............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 February 2019, 06:09:34 pm
a ginger dwarf
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 February 2019, 12:14:30 am
you mean Dopey?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 February 2019, 09:02:45 am
  Said the Vicar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 February 2019, 11:40:03 am
no I'm Grumpy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 February 2019, 03:50:13 pm
 your a tosspot   
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 February 2019, 10:00:05 pm
and a wanker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 16 February 2019, 09:04:27 am
I'll fuck your . . .
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 February 2019, 03:11:35 pm
 arse wednesday week..................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 February 2019, 03:32:08 pm
after the choirboy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 16 February 2019, 08:03:13 pm
and NOT before !
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 February 2019, 11:48:54 am
But I can
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 February 2019, 12:35:16 pm
give a good............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 17 February 2019, 08:21:22 pm
blow job,if
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 February 2019, 11:25:58 am
your dongler is
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 February 2019, 03:32:20 pm
  Is squeeky clean...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 18 February 2019, 04:37:28 pm
and scab free
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 February 2019, 10:20:36 am
  and rock hard..................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 February 2019, 10:57:28 am
before Chukka is
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 February 2019, 12:12:07 pm
tossed off by..........................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 February 2019, 10:38:08 am
Anna Soubry behind
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 20 February 2019, 02:37:07 pm
Boris's bike sheds
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 February 2019, 04:16:44 pm
While The Speaker..................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 20 February 2019, 05:47:16 pm
Buggers Jeremy Corbyn

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 20 February 2019, 09:21:47 pm
whilst spanking Theresa
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 February 2019, 09:50:11 am
Mays pet monkey............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 February 2019, 08:22:00 pm
before shooting his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 February 2019, 08:24:55 am
Load all over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 February 2019, 09:41:04 am
Boris Johnson's head
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 February 2019, 10:19:41 am
while he is
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 February 2019, 03:41:11 pm
 Licking Diane Abbott's..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 February 2019, 06:32:47 pm
Hairy stink hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 February 2019, 06:59:40 pm
searching for dangleberries............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 22 February 2019, 08:01:47 pm
hanging from her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 23 February 2019, 09:21:50 am
Huge beef curtains
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 February 2019, 01:56:15 pm
that are dripping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 23 February 2019, 02:12:49 pm
With corbyn sauce
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 February 2019, 04:02:04 pm
and Foreign body's..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 23 February 2019, 09:42:05 pm
leaking all over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 February 2019, 11:46:05 am
Rhys Moggs nanny's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 February 2019, 03:49:27 pm
Twisted left tit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 24 February 2019, 05:06:48 pm
that was taken
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 February 2019, 11:35:07 pm
from her pocket
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 February 2019, 12:01:29 am
with various dildos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 25 February 2019, 07:20:17 am
used for ass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 25 February 2019, 08:33:56 am
Annihilation of all
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 February 2019, 11:27:47 am
 Snowflake arse bandits...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 February 2019, 06:20:43 pm
and their friends
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 February 2019, 06:58:12 pm
every friday night
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 February 2019, 05:58:02 pm
after a curried 
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 February 2019, 06:20:22 pm
Peach was inserted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 February 2019, 06:51:41 pm
Into Jeremy Corbyns ..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 26 February 2019, 08:48:12 pm
already punished arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 27 February 2019, 07:19:39 am
suck it out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 February 2019, 10:10:48 am
using a vactruck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 February 2019, 03:58:26 pm
 say's Anne Soubrey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 February 2019, 12:17:34 am
I'll show you
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 February 2019, 09:39:47 am
 How it's done..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 February 2019, 09:45:21 am
said Tony B.Liar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Dudeofrude on 28 February 2019, 12:43:16 pm
As he bombed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 February 2019, 01:29:30 pm
iraq during the............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 February 2019, 09:45:47 pm
pointless gulf war
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 March 2019, 10:04:13 am
making millions for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 March 2019, 02:27:08 pm
Himself and his...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 01 March 2019, 09:15:33 pm
Two timing cronies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 March 2019, 01:45:56 pm
to spend on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 March 2019, 07:23:41 pm
Cherie's sex toys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 March 2019, 09:24:52 pm
 Diamond studded Vibrator ????...................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 03 March 2019, 11:55:03 pm
up Bliars arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 04 March 2019, 07:35:30 am
'deeper ' he shouted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 March 2019, 10:52:20 am
as Brown hammered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 04 March 2019, 01:47:59 pm
it in sideways
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 March 2019, 02:33:27 pm
whilst looking through..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 04 March 2019, 05:01:21 pm
the latest"SWANK"
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 March 2019, 08:49:40 am
  As in Hilary
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 05 March 2019, 03:04:54 pm
who conquered Everest

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 March 2019, 06:53:01 pm
 with his sherpa..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Salty on 05 March 2019, 08:08:31 pm
who showed him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 March 2019, 10:55:16 pm
The Abominable Snowman's.....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 March 2019, 11:54:27 pm
rather large penis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Northern Biker on 06 March 2019, 01:11:56 am
which was totally
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 March 2019, 09:56:19 am
covered with frost......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Northern Biker on 06 March 2019, 07:58:56 pm
Which squirted yummy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 07 March 2019, 12:18:27 am
love juice, all
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 March 2019, 12:18:40 pm
over the other
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 March 2019, 02:04:19 pm
   couple shagging for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 07 March 2019, 03:33:02 pm
all their worth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 08 March 2019, 07:14:02 am
to the tune
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 March 2019, 03:34:21 pm
 Of Colonel Bogey...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 March 2019, 05:08:19 pm
or some other
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 March 2019, 07:07:13 pm
 Load of musical
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 March 2019, 08:09:40 pm
(word used loosely)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 09 March 2019, 01:30:26 am
Oldman's brain cell
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 March 2019, 12:51:28 pm
Which is lonely..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 March 2019, 02:27:29 pm
cos he's dimmer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 09 March 2019, 09:23:15 pm
than a worn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 March 2019, 11:51:46 am
out labour politician
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 March 2019, 11:52:32 am
who was sleeping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 March 2019, 01:58:06 pm
With Ed balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 10 March 2019, 08:45:42 pm
whilst sucking them
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 11 March 2019, 06:46:12 am
through a straw
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 March 2019, 11:23:13 am
whilst fingering three.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 March 2019, 03:05:13 pm
Labour transvestites left
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 March 2019, 04:41:53 pm
wing policy advisors
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 March 2019, 09:04:36 pm
and other arseholes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 March 2019, 10:15:23 pm
like Jeremy Corbyn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 March 2019, 10:04:54 am
Tom Watson and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 March 2019, 11:46:02 am
Uncle Tom Cobley
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 12 March 2019, 08:35:12 pm
and all,and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 March 2019, 09:03:00 am
not forgetting Mrs...................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 March 2019, 10:04:15 am
May in suspenders
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 13 March 2019, 02:07:58 pm
and no knickers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 March 2019, 02:12:19 pm
 Shouting I'm fucked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 13 March 2019, 03:15:14 pm
most nights,and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 March 2019, 10:43:07 am
Starmer hoping to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 March 2019, 02:49:15 pm
 Give her one
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 14 March 2019, 07:48:55 pm
up the arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 March 2019, 09:30:03 am
 Without any lubrication...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 March 2019, 02:16:41 pm
using his small
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 March 2019, 03:08:56 pm
 torch to find.........................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 March 2019, 09:31:55 pm
any dangleberries or
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 March 2019, 11:01:21 am
 Some such delicacies       
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 March 2019, 02:49:44 pm
for nibbling just
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 16 March 2019, 07:52:07 pm
to take the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 March 2019, 09:00:42 pm
edge off his.....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 March 2019, 12:46:35 pm
complete lack of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 17 March 2019, 09:19:37 pm
interest in shit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 March 2019, 09:33:58 am
and sweaty bollocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 March 2019, 12:10:47 pm
until the next
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 March 2019, 04:25:10 pm
orgy is arranged
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 18 March 2019, 05:35:04 pm
at May's boudoir
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 March 2019, 08:54:48 pm
with corbyn attending
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 March 2019, 12:02:43 am
just for appearances
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 March 2019, 09:07:30 am
And Bercow fucking..........................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 March 2019, 09:59:26 am
a donkey with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 March 2019, 11:20:09 am
May's old dildo.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 March 2019, 12:39:32 pm
with dead batteries
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 March 2019, 08:42:32 pm
as fucking usual 
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 March 2019, 12:23:22 pm
but help is
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 March 2019, 07:13:09 pm
  At hand, Camoron.............................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 March 2019, 12:18:16 am
sneaks in with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 March 2019, 10:21:36 am
a steam powered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 March 2019, 05:18:22 pm
vibrator,hot and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 March 2019, 07:14:47 pm
 rampant, just like................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 March 2019, 08:26:26 pm
Theresa on heat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Chris on 22 March 2019, 09:04:26 am
Suddenly, a massive
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 March 2019, 09:34:14 am
purple dildo appeared..................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 March 2019, 11:36:23 am
menacingly close to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 22 March 2019, 09:18:02 pm
Theresa's protruding pissflaps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 March 2019, 02:36:51 pm
that Bercow had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 23 March 2019, 06:57:32 pm
rogered that morning
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 March 2019, 06:59:55 pm
after his breakfast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 24 March 2019, 07:33:10 pm
of pubes and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 24 March 2019, 08:43:28 pm
bell end cheese

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 March 2019, 09:11:03 am
Spread upon Abbots.......................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 March 2019, 08:58:26 pm
big black arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 March 2019, 10:12:08 pm
Not very nice................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 March 2019, 10:10:38 am
for the actress
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 26 March 2019, 11:19:23 am
Said the Bishop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 March 2019, 11:58:42 am
Hold this instead..
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 26 March 2019, 07:42:25 pm
"it's big!" she
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 March 2019, 11:20:11 am
pulsating blue veined
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 March 2019, 03:24:54 pm
piece of stilton
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 March 2019, 06:40:05 pm
. disgusting stuff said
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 March 2019, 07:03:04 pm
 the local handyman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 March 2019, 07:08:37 pm
as he dug
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 27 March 2019, 10:19:01 pm
yet another piece
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 March 2019, 02:45:39 pm
wensleydale out of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 March 2019, 04:10:38 pm
Mrs Mays pocket
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 March 2019, 08:30:32 pm
along with several
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 March 2019, 01:19:57 am
used toffee wrappers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 29 March 2019, 09:58:11 pm
and old johnies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 March 2019, 03:56:27 pm
from the 1940's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 March 2019, 05:52:38 pm
used of course
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 March 2019, 01:31:10 pm

by Field Marshal

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 31 March 2019, 03:27:38 pm
Montgomery,who also
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 March 2019, 03:56:25 pm
 Shagged Erwin Rommel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 01 April 2019, 07:32:16 am
at El Alamein
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 April 2019, 01:08:23 pm
and in Italy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 April 2019, 06:56:43 pm
 And in his..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 01 April 2019, 08:28:32 pm
foreskin was sand
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 April 2019, 10:14:33 am
spiders, big Foccers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 April 2019, 06:13:06 pm
and other such
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 April 2019, 10:45:24 am
eight legged beasties
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 April 2019, 11:01:22 am
 all wanking off........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 03 April 2019, 11:45:42 pm
to David Attenborough
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 April 2019, 09:16:30 am
who was shagging.........................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 April 2019, 11:15:37 am
Kate Humble's large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 April 2019, 02:35:52 pm
rucksack that she..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 04 April 2019, 08:45:52 pm
held for him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 April 2019, 08:53:41 am
 to squirt into........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 April 2019, 11:38:45 am
to test the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 April 2019, 03:51:14 pm
texture of his
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Post by: acid drop on 05 April 2019, 03:53:51 pm
 Home made casserole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 05 April 2019, 04:45:58 pm
and spotted dick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 April 2019, 09:17:22 pm
 covered in custard.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 April 2019, 02:51:38 pm
and raisins with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 06 April 2019, 06:37:08 pm
just a drizzle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 April 2019, 12:20:59 pm
of jizim spread
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 April 2019, 04:15:30 pm
evenly all over.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 07 April 2019, 04:20:51 pm
his erect todger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 April 2019, 10:12:38 am
that was ready.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 April 2019, 10:23:35 am
to enter the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 April 2019, 11:02:49 am
house of commons
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 April 2019, 04:23:28 pm
and vote for..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 April 2019, 05:18:28 pm
whoever comes last
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 08 April 2019, 09:07:47 pm
premature ejaculators exempt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 April 2019, 09:45:53 pm
but only for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 09 April 2019, 07:17:26 am
the special handshake
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 April 2019, 03:08:20 pm
Given by the...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 April 2019, 07:46:37 pm
speaker of the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 10 April 2019, 12:18:07 am
house of wankers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 April 2019, 09:52:56 am
after he's finished.................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 April 2019, 10:00:28 am
muffing Yvette Cooper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 April 2019, 04:18:58 pm
 whilst Edd Balls............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 April 2019, 01:29:41 am
jacks off to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 11 April 2019, 07:20:33 am
the tune of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 April 2019, 09:29:26 am
the Dambusters theme
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 April 2019, 06:17:42 pm
quickly followed up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 April 2019, 10:49:00 pm
by the stupendous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 12 April 2019, 07:38:50 am
anal trumpet rendition
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 April 2019, 09:23:35 am
of Satchmo's classic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 April 2019, 09:26:12 am
Kiss of fire
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 13 April 2019, 12:46:12 am
after a vindaloo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Northern Biker on 13 April 2019, 01:21:26 am
Which sounded like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 April 2019, 09:01:58 am
a high pitched
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 13 April 2019, 10:12:57 pm
blood curdling scream
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 April 2019, 12:48:13 pm
from a drowning
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 April 2019, 04:27:20 pm
Politician in pain
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 14 April 2019, 09:27:14 pm
Boris with piles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 April 2019, 11:00:47 am
Soothed by Corbyn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 15 April 2019, 12:01:14 pm
using Mays special
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 April 2019, 09:53:37 pm
remainers soothing anal..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 17 April 2019, 07:24:43 am
Liniment. Good for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 April 2019, 11:45:55 am
lubing up your
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 April 2019, 06:54:34 pm
knob ready for.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 18 April 2019, 10:39:58 pm
a night of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 April 2019, 09:30:55 pm
utterly rampant debauchery...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 20 April 2019, 01:14:07 am
followed swiftly with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 April 2019, 01:10:17 pm
  A cuppa coffee...................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 20 April 2019, 04:48:39 pm
and a fag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 April 2019, 10:42:35 pm
ready to shag............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 April 2019, 12:49:55 pm
anyone who's available
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 April 2019, 02:53:34 pm
with two tight
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 April 2019, 09:57:26 pm
holes....well one
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 22 April 2019, 09:05:59 am
that's seen some
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 April 2019, 09:47:01 am
pounding and the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 April 2019, 07:03:46 pm
Other not stretched...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 23 April 2019, 12:35:27 am
but gently worked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 April 2019, 10:19:17 am
with ever increased
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 23 April 2019, 03:31:38 pm
dexterity and tenderness
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 April 2019, 09:11:03 pm
and well oiled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 April 2019, 09:16:31 pm
double ended spanners
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 23 April 2019, 10:09:01 pm
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 23 April 2019, 10:10:25 pm
instead of dildos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 April 2019, 10:35:49 pm
And anal beads
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 24 April 2019, 07:33:10 am
Cock in hand,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 April 2019, 12:48:53 pm
Ready to perform
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 April 2019, 12:47:15 am
suddenly....brewers droop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 April 2019, 12:56:30 am
Where's the Viagra............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 April 2019, 09:58:42 am
Cried Nigel as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 April 2019, 04:25:28 pm
he hunted through
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 April 2019, 09:06:39 pm
Mrs Mays suitcase
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 26 April 2019, 12:20:24 am
and eventually found
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 April 2019, 09:15:01 am
Boris Johnson hiding.........................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 April 2019, 09:53:17 am
a large pair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 April 2019, 02:00:08 pm
of Diane Abbotts...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 26 April 2019, 05:32:09 pm
open crotch knickers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 April 2019, 09:11:13 pm
complete with skidmarks........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 April 2019, 01:31:12 pm
and cans of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 April 2019, 12:17:41 am
used anal beads
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 April 2019, 11:46:29 am
thick with greasy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 April 2019, 01:58:49 pm
reminders of lust
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 April 2019, 06:10:21 pm
And pixie Dust
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 April 2019, 08:31:42 pm
for a magical
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 April 2019, 03:59:19 pm
vibrating sensation in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 April 2019, 04:23:09 pm
 the bowel movements
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 30 April 2019, 10:02:52 pm
and other erotic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 May 2019, 09:50:23 am
things people do...........................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 May 2019, 10:20:44 am
with donkeys and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 01 May 2019, 09:52:04 pm
dildos and other
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 May 2019, 08:49:31 am
  Phallic shaped vibrators....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 May 2019, 11:09:21 am
pushing them into
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 May 2019, 04:23:10 pm
tight sweaty orifice's...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 May 2019, 09:03:25 pm
and loose ones
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 May 2019, 05:57:52 pm
Ready too be.....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 May 2019, 11:04:15 am
thrusted in and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 May 2019, 06:14:20 pm
out,with gusto
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: RogD on 05 May 2019, 07:36:21 pm
and enjoyment nightly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 May 2019, 07:40:42 pm
Week after week.......................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 12 May 2019, 09:58:29 pm
until one night
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 May 2019, 08:34:46 am
 the orifice closed......................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 16 May 2019, 07:42:17 am
after depositing a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 May 2019, 06:46:49 pm
shiny polished turd..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 17 May 2019, 12:30:42 am
which got completely
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 May 2019, 04:07:13 pm

entangled in Boris's

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 17 May 2019, 09:00:44 pm
Pile removing applicator
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 May 2019, 04:15:44 pm
that he kept.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 May 2019, 07:50:09 pm
discretely hidden from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 18 May 2019, 10:39:50 pm
prying eyes,and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 May 2019, 10:03:56 am
only took out.....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 May 2019, 10:25:20 am
on very special
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 May 2019, 01:10:42 pm
days when Corbyn..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 May 2019, 09:13:52 pm
was feeling horny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 May 2019, 10:11:09 am
and Nigel was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 May 2019, 03:12:48 pm
  Acting the goat.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 May 2019, 03:58:02 pm
or stroking it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 May 2019, 07:24:52 pm
while waiting for......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 May 2019, 07:54:44 pm
Teresa May to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 20 May 2019, 11:58:40 pm
blow him off
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 May 2019, 08:46:23 am
swallowing his load...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 22 May 2019, 07:47:10 am
Tora! Tora! Tora!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 23 May 2019, 12:22:15 am
but,after gagging
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 May 2019, 10:48:04 am
on May's putrid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 May 2019, 06:41:12 pm
 Fanny he decided..............................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 23 May 2019, 10:07:17 pm
to switch to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 May 2019, 09:14:30 pm
Jeremy Corbyn's dog.......................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 May 2019, 12:27:23 am
who immediately bit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 May 2019, 07:14:51 pm
 Bit his bollocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 May 2019, 09:41:38 pm
causing great discomfort
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 May 2019, 03:26:31 pm
And bad bruising
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 27 May 2019, 11:15:57 am
so,Theresa caressed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 May 2019, 11:37:55 am
his tender testicles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 May 2019, 03:04:40 pm
with her wire..................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 May 2019, 05:14:34 pm
like pointed nails
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 27 May 2019, 05:49:37 pm
causing even more
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 28 May 2019, 09:21:17 am
bleeding pustules to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 May 2019, 10:46:40 am
erupt from his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 May 2019, 04:28:31 pm
Battered ragged willy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 May 2019, 10:43:22 am
which had seen
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 May 2019, 01:08:00 pm
the inside of.................................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 29 May 2019, 07:35:31 pm
so many holes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 May 2019, 10:01:03 am
including being forced
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 May 2019, 12:46:58 am
  Up Corbyns Nose...................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 31 May 2019, 12:49:48 am
until he couldnt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 31 May 2019, 08:50:14 am
sing Hey Jude
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 May 2019, 11:09:48 am
don't take a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 31 May 2019, 08:49:25 pm
break,carry on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 May 2019, 10:39:20 pm
  Up the Kyber.........................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 01 June 2019, 12:48:36 am
or some other
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 June 2019, 11:40:32 am
silly bloody song..................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 June 2019, 12:53:18 pm
that's cringeworthy every
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 June 2019, 07:44:22 pm
day it's heard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 June 2019, 11:00:20 am
the witch doctor
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 June 2019, 02:33:06 pm
cast some spells...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 June 2019, 06:14:42 pm
to lure them
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 June 2019, 10:00:43 pm
into taking their.....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 June 2019, 11:44:20 pm
knickers off and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 June 2019, 10:04:24 am
and throwing them
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 03 June 2019, 03:02:36 pm
at Boris,who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 June 2019, 09:40:12 am
licks them with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 June 2019, 09:26:15 pm
his long tongue
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 June 2019, 01:53:17 pm
which May loved
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 June 2019, 03:02:20 pm
when he muffed.............................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 June 2019, 11:37:55 am
her crinkled old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 10 June 2019, 11:55:52 pm
lettuce,and proceeded
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 June 2019, 09:00:38 am
to eat her...............................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 June 2019, 10:11:09 am
mouldy old underwear
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 June 2019, 03:20:09 pm
after dipping it...............................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 June 2019, 11:47:45 pm
in some bleach
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 12 June 2019, 07:05:54 am
from Gove's toilet.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 June 2019, 10:23:16 am
After Diane Abbot.....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 June 2019, 10:26:10 am
put some Colombian
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 June 2019, 10:22:35 pm
crap into it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 12 June 2019, 10:50:56 pm
then fished out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 June 2019, 10:21:06 am
what was left
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 June 2019, 02:24:35 pm
and rubbed it...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 14 June 2019, 12:06:36 am
all over Boris
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 June 2019, 05:44:17 pm
to make him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 14 June 2019, 05:59:13 pm
the complete twat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 June 2019, 03:02:34 pm
whose brain is
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 June 2019, 04:24:14 pm
  Up his arse..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 June 2019, 10:31:53 pm
along with Clary's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 June 2019, 12:30:43 pm
Head, and it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 June 2019, 02:12:26 pm
still has room.................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 June 2019, 10:22:55 am
for an elephants
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 June 2019, 04:10:56 pm
 Todger to slide
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 June 2019, 11:48:16 pm
to and fro
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 June 2019, 10:19:12 am
rapidly creating much
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 June 2019, 10:44:04 am
heat and noise
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 June 2019, 02:54:35 pm
and giving out............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 June 2019, 03:01:38 pm
inaudible bat signals
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 20 June 2019, 11:34:41 pm
to Robin,who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 June 2019, 08:14:10 am
dismounted from catwoman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 June 2019, 09:51:53 am
And mounted Batman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 June 2019, 10:43:40 am
from below using
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 June 2019, 01:16:08 pm
  the Jokers crutch.................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 June 2019, 01:30:30 pm
to help ease
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 June 2019, 09:19:28 pm
himself into place......................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 23 June 2019, 12:41:00 am
where he inserted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Gabrael72 on 23 June 2019, 11:20:51 am
His nose as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 June 2019, 12:00:21 pm
a large butt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 June 2019, 02:40:52 pm
fell from overhead........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 23 June 2019, 05:36:58 pm
covering him in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 June 2019, 06:09:30 pm
arse grease.Eventually
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 June 2019, 10:59:25 am
leading to him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 June 2019, 12:28:58 am
coming all over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 June 2019, 10:59:38 am
Batman, and his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 26 June 2019, 12:25:28 am
faithfull servant Alfred
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 June 2019, 10:33:07 am
who had been
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 June 2019, 04:37:01 pm
faithfully watching him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 June 2019, 10:34:16 am
humping the ass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 June 2019, 03:19:49 pm
off Roger Rabbit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 June 2019, 12:47:40 am
who in turn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 June 2019, 10:58:41 am
was giving one
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 June 2019, 02:33:54 pm
to the batcopter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 29 June 2019, 12:32:28 am
which minced his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 June 2019, 07:19:40 pm
peculiarly minute pair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 30 June 2019, 12:59:59 am
of withered balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 June 2019, 10:46:22 am
rather quicker than
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 30 June 2019, 03:57:14 pm
by hand,because
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 July 2019, 07:36:59 pm
 Everything mechanical is           
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 July 2019, 12:54:27 am
so much quicker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 July 2019, 09:38:14 am
at cutting tender
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 July 2019, 11:32:09 am
  Slices of beef
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 July 2019, 08:37:51 pm
ready to cook
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 July 2019, 11:02:29 pm
  On the Barbie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 04 July 2019, 12:27:24 am
before another session
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 July 2019, 05:06:50 pm
of hard pumping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 04 July 2019, 10:55:06 pm
and general debauchery
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 July 2019, 07:50:14 am
Right up her............................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 July 2019, 10:29:10 am
alley, because she
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 July 2019, 01:08:17 pm
enjoyed oldgits movements............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 July 2019, 10:53:48 pm
even though they
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 July 2019, 08:58:09 am
were very lethargic................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 July 2019, 07:12:28 pm
considering he is
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 14 July 2019, 01:43:24 am
91 years old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 July 2019, 09:05:12 am
and taking viagara
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 July 2019, 09:13:41 am
just to stay
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 July 2019, 12:38:50 am
as hard as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 July 2019, 11:23:27 am
a pink marshmallow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 July 2019, 04:03:57 pm
covered in chocolate
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 17 July 2019, 06:38:27 pm
and frozen hard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 July 2019, 10:56:08 am
using liquid nitrogen
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 18 July 2019, 01:39:33 pm
AAARGH! AAARGH! AAARGH!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 July 2019, 07:36:09 pm
 That is cold................
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Post by: coffee on 19 July 2019, 12:17:23 am
and very painfull
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Post by: Oldgit on 19 July 2019, 09:49:14 am
but numbs just
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Post by: acid drop on 19 July 2019, 09:02:13 pm
above the nutsack
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Post by: coffee on 19 July 2019, 09:08:29 pm
keeping the erection
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 July 2019, 02:07:55 pm
softer than a
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Post by: acid drop on 20 July 2019, 04:24:06 pm
Witch's left tit...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 July 2019, 07:53:29 pm
in a heatwave
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Post by: coffee on 20 July 2019, 11:33:38 pm
after six kids
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Post by: Oldgit on 21 July 2019, 10:49:25 am
have been sucking
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Post by: coffee on 21 July 2019, 08:05:36 pm
and chewing at
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 July 2019, 09:03:37 pm
anything in reach
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Post by: coffee on 21 July 2019, 11:00:37 pm
to clamp onto
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Post by: Oldgit on 22 July 2019, 10:22:58 am
the nipple with
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Post by: acid drop on 22 July 2019, 08:56:31 pm
Count Dracula's fangs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 23 July 2019, 12:16:47 am
sucking them dry
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 July 2019, 12:43:27 pm
While the new
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Post by: coffee on 23 July 2019, 03:54:02 pm
pair of voluptuous
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 July 2019, 04:57:44 pm
dogs bollocks that
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Post by: Oldgit on 23 July 2019, 06:09:19 pm
that were transplanted
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Post by: coffee on 23 July 2019, 06:56:36 pm
in place of
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Post by: acid drop on 23 July 2019, 07:20:43 pm
Boris Johnsons mouth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 23 July 2019, 08:07:13 pm
spouted complete bollocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 24 July 2019, 12:27:45 am
whilst caressing Theresa's
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Post by: Oldgit on 24 July 2019, 10:02:36 am
leopard shoes whilst
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Post by: acid drop on 24 July 2019, 03:58:47 pm
Fingering Anna Soubry
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 July 2019, 12:40:03 am
who in turn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 July 2019, 07:21:25 pm
was playing monopoly..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 July 2019, 10:38:21 pm
Playing fucking monopoly !!!??? :lol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 July 2019, 08:58:57 am
 OK then Ludo..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 July 2019, 09:58:55 am
very badly as
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Post by: acid drop on 26 July 2019, 11:52:20 am
 Throwing a six...................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 27 July 2019, 12:48:24 am
was almost impossible
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 July 2019, 11:39:07 am
when using a
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Post by: acid drop on 28 July 2019, 04:18:15 pm
red hot kettle
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Post by: coffee on 28 July 2019, 06:53:54 pm
For a shaker
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Post by: Oldgit on 29 July 2019, 10:38:20 am
tends to invite
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Post by: acid drop on 29 July 2019, 11:51:37 am
red hot numbers
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Post by: coffee on 30 July 2019, 12:27:08 am
36-24-36
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Post by: acid drop on 30 July 2019, 12:43:00 pm
 which added up...............................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 30 July 2019, 02:56:57 pm
to one luscious
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 July 2019, 03:20:49 pm
 female cream pie..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 July 2019, 10:04:55 am
dream which is
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 July 2019, 06:56:19 pm
what every horny.....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 August 2019, 10:05:17 am
80 year old
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Post by: acid drop on 01 August 2019, 05:02:14 pm
 has always wanted........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 August 2019, 10:41:28 am
to keep his
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 August 2019, 03:54:37 pm
political dreams alive
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 August 2019, 07:39:47 pm
and his end..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 August 2019, 09:54:31 pm
off the floor
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Post by: acid drop on 04 August 2019, 01:49:21 pm
 behind the door
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 04 August 2019, 10:51:18 pm
through the crack
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Post by: acid drop on 05 August 2019, 09:04:55 am
round the back
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Post by: Oldgit on 05 August 2019, 10:13:32 am

in the black

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Post by: coffee on 06 August 2019, 12:56:45 am
hole of Calcutta
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Post by: Oldgit on 06 August 2019, 01:08:44 pm
which could accommodate
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Post by: acid drop on 06 August 2019, 02:19:46 pm
loads of rampant........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 August 2019, 09:14:50 pm
brain dead politicians
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 07 August 2019, 12:18:08 am
who are up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 August 2019, 04:06:44 pm
to no good
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 07 August 2019, 06:29:16 pm
especially with Boris
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 August 2019, 07:25:06 pm
 And his Monster
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Post by: coffee on 08 August 2019, 11:50:51 pm
prick and balls
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Post by: tommyardin on 09 August 2019, 12:04:56 am
All saggy and
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Post by: Oldgit on 09 August 2019, 11:01:54 am
pimply, awaiting a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 August 2019, 03:16:47 pm
pair of soft..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 09 August 2019, 10:02:37 pm
manicured hands to
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Post by: acid drop on 09 August 2019, 10:39:42 pm
gently stroke brexit....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 10 August 2019, 11:43:55 am
thoughts away and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 August 2019, 03:33:04 pm
create dirty thoughts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 August 2019, 12:52:25 am
with which to
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Post by: Oldgit on 11 August 2019, 12:47:11 pm
carry out on
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Post by: acid drop on 11 August 2019, 03:06:14 pm
every other day..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 August 2019, 09:58:58 pm
to make sure
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Post by: acid drop on 12 August 2019, 09:10:55 am
we are similar
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 August 2019, 10:09:33 am
in sexual ways
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 August 2019, 12:43:58 pm
but not looks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 August 2019, 01:53:41 pm
as looks could...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 August 2019, 04:38:48 pm
confuse simpler people
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 13 August 2019, 12:51:37 am
into commiting acts
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Post by: acid drop on 13 August 2019, 09:32:31 am
 Of gross indecency
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 13 August 2019, 03:27:18 pm
when they should
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Post by: acid drop on 13 August 2019, 07:46:52 pm
 be watching porn
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Post by: coffee on 13 August 2019, 10:19:48 pm
and jacking off
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 August 2019, 10:06:58 am
the front wheel
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Post by: acid drop on 14 August 2019, 02:38:07 pm
Until it becomes...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 August 2019, 12:14:03 am
all loose and
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Post by: acid drop on 15 August 2019, 05:39:33 pm
 then becomes the............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 16 August 2019, 12:10:42 am
which then becomes
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Post by: Oldgit on 16 August 2019, 11:15:40 am
the biggest dildo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 August 2019, 07:26:02 pm
you ever did.............................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 16 August 2019, 09:37:48 pm
ram up anyones
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 August 2019, 01:09:22 pm
  Bike exhaust pipe............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 August 2019, 02:32:55 pm
without them screaming
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 17 August 2019, 04:17:49 pm
GET IT OUT!!!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 August 2019, 10:51:39 am
  It fucking hurts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 August 2019, 03:51:19 pm
my wee fazer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 August 2019, 12:18:21 am
It's throbbing now!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 August 2019, 10:43:35 am
and the power
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 August 2019, 02:38:19 pm
 is absolutely horrific...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 August 2019, 11:56:40 pm
It's worse than
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 August 2019, 10:50:57 am
a Honda 125
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Post by: acid drop on 20 August 2019, 11:26:39 am
 Running on dope..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 20 August 2019, 10:13:39 pm
ridden by dope
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 August 2019, 11:01:28 am
held on with
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Post by: acid drop on 21 August 2019, 07:52:28 pm
superglue and bungee's.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 August 2019, 08:24:06 pm
to the stump
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Post by: coffee on 22 August 2019, 12:20:28 am
which was inserted
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Post by: Oldgit on 22 August 2019, 10:02:23 am
beyond the main
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Post by: acid drop on 22 August 2019, 04:18:50 pm
artery for the.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 22 August 2019, 10:59:38 pm
inspection and rejuvination
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 August 2019, 10:32:34 am
sphincter ring piece
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 August 2019, 03:10:37 pm
of boris johnson
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 24 August 2019, 12:14:41 am
whilst bending over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 August 2019, 04:07:51 pm
to inspect Angela's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 August 2019, 07:37:38 pm
Pet cocker spaniel
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Post by: coffee on 24 August 2019, 09:43:53 pm
called "hairy pussy"
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 August 2019, 11:40:32 am
smelling of bratwurst
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 August 2019, 02:20:55 pm
 and German Lager
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 August 2019, 03:30:33 pm
for necessary  lubrication
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Post by: Oldgit on 27 August 2019, 10:58:43 am
needed to insert
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Post by: acid drop on 27 August 2019, 08:07:40 pm
the tightest orifice
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Post by: coffee on 28 August 2019, 12:04:46 am
even tighter than
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Post by: Oldgit on 28 August 2019, 05:15:56 pm
a ducks arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 August 2019, 06:57:44 pm
with no lubrication
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 August 2019, 11:38:05 pm
now that's tight!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 August 2019, 05:55:08 pm
an waterproof also,
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 August 2019, 09:32:02 pm
  Ouch it hurts..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 30 August 2019, 12:31:10 am
can't take anymore
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 August 2019, 01:23:06 pm
Said John Bercow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 August 2019, 07:20:55 pm
To Jeremy Corbyn.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 31 August 2019, 12:49:26 am
well,tough,because
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 August 2019, 03:27:25 pm
I have momentum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 31 August 2019, 11:50:35 pm
and thrusting action
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 September 2019, 10:32:51 am
so keep still......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 September 2019, 11:26:21 am
Dianne and get
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 September 2019, 12:45:54 am
more K.Y. Jelly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 September 2019, 10:48:47 am
slobbered on it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 September 2019, 12:31:20 pm
to ease the.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 September 2019, 04:30:06 pm
possible friction burns
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 September 2019, 05:02:09 pm
he will get
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 September 2019, 07:24:34 pm
from rapid thrusting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Middy2000 on 02 September 2019, 08:52:27 pm
Of his gigantic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 September 2019, 11:53:03 pm
cock,which stretched
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 September 2019, 09:45:47 am
Dianne's lips to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 September 2019, 04:13:15 pm
her tits and........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 03 September 2019, 08:48:43 pm
then she finally
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 September 2019, 10:07:26 am
gasped that it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 04 September 2019, 09:12:07 pm
was the best
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 September 2019, 09:02:46 am
doughnut she ever..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 September 2019, 11:50:49 am
put on her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 September 2019, 07:00:26 pm
Lilly white tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 September 2019, 10:43:09 pm
which hung down
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 September 2019, 09:55:54 am
past her knees
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 September 2019, 03:57:04 pm
looking at her.....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 07 September 2019, 04:47:29 pm
dripping wet fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 September 2019, 07:29:46 pm
As Jeremy rogered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 10 September 2019, 08:48:31 pm
away without a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 September 2019, 09:04:57 pm
care about Brexit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 September 2019, 10:05:46 am
whilst watching Watson
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 September 2019, 08:05:41 pm
and holmes flirting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 September 2019, 08:51:56 pm
and cavorting with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 September 2019, 11:18:41 am
a giant panda
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 September 2019, 03:19:06 pm
 with the stiffest.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 September 2019, 01:35:03 pm
tadjer that you
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 September 2019, 01:46:34 pm
have ever held............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 September 2019, 11:12:44 am
in a furry
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 September 2019, 07:28:16 pm
pocket of puss
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 September 2019, 11:45:31 am
straight from the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 September 2019, 09:04:51 pm
Zombies left pocket
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 22 September 2019, 04:16:07 pm
which then detached
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 September 2019, 10:03:50 am

it's left cheek.

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 September 2019, 03:28:28 pm
  And flew away
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 September 2019, 11:14:43 am
only to be
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 September 2019, 04:13:20 pm
  run over by..................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 24 September 2019, 11:52:08 pm
a runaway hearse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 September 2019, 10:03:18 am
 that was carrying....................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 September 2019, 10:25:42 am
David Bowie's left
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 September 2019, 03:34:16 pm
 handed walking stick........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 September 2019, 09:45:58 pm
on top of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 September 2019, 10:37:19 am
Amy Winehouse's greatest
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 September 2019, 12:00:21 pm
pile of coke
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 September 2019, 03:27:18 pm
 and two sacks..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 27 September 2019, 09:52:20 pm
of used johnies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 September 2019, 01:26:21 pm
plus 3 kilos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 September 2019, 03:33:11 pm
      of jelly babies.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 September 2019, 02:17:10 pm
rectally inserted into
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 29 September 2019, 08:47:12 pm
one stretched bottom
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 September 2019, 11:39:51 am
ring piece, and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 September 2019, 03:56:40 pm
covered in curry............................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 September 2019, 04:26:20 pm
. Very spicy curry
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 September 2019, 07:02:09 pm
  So fuckin hot..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 September 2019, 07:18:02 pm
nobody ate it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 30 September 2019, 11:17:57 pm
just rammed it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 October 2019, 08:34:20 am
up Boris's arse.................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 October 2019, 09:59:51 am
cos Corbyn's arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 October 2019, 08:52:17 pm
is too crusty.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 01 October 2019, 09:37:36 pm
basically worn out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 October 2019, 10:36:00 am
by Diane wearing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 October 2019, 04:20:47 pm
  A paper bag................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 October 2019, 08:53:31 pm
because she couldn't
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 October 2019, 10:11:29 pm
bear to see...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 03 October 2019, 11:59:27 pm
what was entering
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 October 2019, 02:57:01 pm
her old handbag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 October 2019, 06:14:05 pm
whilst Boris was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 October 2019, 06:46:21 pm
 playing with his..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 07 October 2019, 01:17:01 am
semi lob,trying
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 October 2019, 02:29:04 pm
 to become ready
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 October 2019, 09:44:22 pm
for trumps orange
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 07 October 2019, 09:56:53 pm
stained y fronts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 October 2019, 02:53:02 pm
to land on...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 October 2019, 07:48:37 pm
Boris and Corbyn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 09 October 2019, 12:08:27 am
who were coupled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 09 October 2019, 07:22:20 am
by lovebeads covered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 10 October 2019, 12:15:53 am
in love juice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 October 2019, 08:37:16 am
sprinkled by Diane................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 10 October 2019, 06:00:51 pm
with powdered dangleberries
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 October 2019, 06:58:15 pm
and rotten raspberries
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 October 2019, 03:58:59 pm
just to create
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 October 2019, 10:21:39 pm
another feccin politician
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 October 2019, 04:28:20 pm
 Able to command.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 October 2019, 07:39:55 pm
a spider up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 13 October 2019, 12:01:54 am
an ants nest
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 October 2019, 11:11:26 am
just like O'Donnel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 October 2019, 07:28:52 pm
climbing the matterhorn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 14 October 2019, 11:32:57 pm
I'm lost now
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 October 2019, 11:27:09 am
said Sturgeon to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 October 2019, 07:13:09 pm
 anybody who would..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 October 2019, 07:16:22 pm
tempt a scottish
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 October 2019, 10:14:55 am
gay haggis out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 October 2019, 03:50:00 pm
  For two pints
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 16 October 2019, 05:52:17 pm
of the falling
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 October 2019, 09:55:00 am
Matterhorn melting ice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 October 2019, 10:56:02 am
  On the rocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 October 2019, 01:21:01 pm

with whisky and

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 October 2019, 02:43:10 pm
  dry ginger ale
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 October 2019, 12:12:40 pm
being rubbed on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 October 2019, 04:33:49 pm
the wifes tits..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 20 October 2019, 12:35:20 am
which caused her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 October 2019, 11:27:53 am
tits to wobble
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 October 2019, 03:54:27 pm
and nipples explode
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 October 2019, 03:58:14 pm
with desire for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 October 2019, 12:31:10 am
Boris's mighty shlong
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 October 2019, 02:47:07 pm
that he waves
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 October 2019, 05:54:14 pm
like he owns
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 October 2019, 08:36:20 pm
the right to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 October 2019, 10:23:29 am
stick it anywhere
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 October 2019, 08:50:01 pm
 there is somebody............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 22 October 2019, 11:42:10 pm
willing to take
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 October 2019, 09:35:02 am
 a parlimentary rogering
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 October 2019, 04:30:20 pm
up the lobby
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 October 2019, 07:11:19 pm
 Where Big Ben.................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 23 October 2019, 08:05:00 pm
and others have
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 October 2019, 10:23:48 am
countless time before
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 October 2019, 02:25:13 pm
enjoyed Jolly Rogering
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 24 October 2019, 07:43:37 pm
of ones' twat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 October 2019, 10:33:01 am
hired out to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 October 2019, 12:24:15 pm
anyone with the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 October 2019, 04:23:10 pm
 Inclination to perform
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 October 2019, 06:05:11 pm
in front of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 October 2019, 01:24:50 pm
all the Foccers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 26 October 2019, 04:00:02 pm
who were wanking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 October 2019, 06:27:46 pm
on the planking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 26 October 2019, 08:28:24 pm
but watch those
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 October 2019, 11:17:16 am
deodorant cans that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 October 2019, 04:04:15 pm
 that can slip.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 27 October 2019, 09:16:31 pm
down the crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 October 2019, 09:50:29 am
and up the.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 October 2019, 11:22:29 am
tunnel and onto
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 October 2019, 08:04:16 pm
more luscious things
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 October 2019, 09:40:57 am
which will give
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 October 2019, 10:37:50 am
 everybody extreme pleasure
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 October 2019, 10:48:08 am
ogling from the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 31 October 2019, 12:43:39 am
various vantage points
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 October 2019, 09:24:11 am
  around the arena
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 October 2019, 10:42:10 am
which has been
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 31 October 2019, 12:35:41 pm
the place to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 October 2019, 07:26:55 pm
 get even better
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 01 November 2019, 09:24:20 am
views of the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 November 2019, 11:21:27 am
Abbott and Corbyn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 November 2019, 07:11:26 pm
 Autumn Shag Session
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 November 2019, 02:00:29 pm
involving animal extras
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 November 2019, 03:26:36 pm
and Harriet harman
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 November 2019, 08:55:22 pm
keeping tabs on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 November 2019, 12:34:14 pm
Nigel's extra long
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 November 2019, 01:58:36 pm
brexit walking stick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 03 November 2019, 07:59:55 pm
or political dildo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 November 2019, 10:43:14 am
fully charged up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: F4celess on 04 November 2019, 12:48:09 pm
ready to insert...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 November 2019, 01:24:57 pm
 Up the nearest  .....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: F4celess on 04 November 2019, 01:32:59 pm
cosmic black hole !
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 November 2019, 03:47:42 pm
to create excitement
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 05 November 2019, 07:40:21 am
for the peers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 November 2019, 10:29:31 am
and leaping lords
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 November 2019, 02:38:47 pm
  treading the boards..
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 November 2019, 04:49:17 pm
and generally cavorting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 November 2019, 06:53:32 pm
like rampant arseholes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 November 2019, 11:25:58 am
at an orgy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: F4celess on 07 November 2019, 01:57:34 pm
watched over by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 November 2019, 03:13:27 pm
Darling Mrs May
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 07 November 2019, 05:53:12 pm
complete with tape
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: celticdog on 08 November 2019, 07:06:12 am
To bind Abbot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 08 November 2019, 05:41:44 pm
who was into
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 November 2019, 05:59:55 pm
gobbling the biggest
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 November 2019, 09:36:15 pm
 knob in parliament.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 09 November 2019, 04:49:46 pm
in other words
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 November 2019, 11:31:46 am
sucking corbyns lollipop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 November 2019, 11:38:58 am
non stop for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 November 2019, 04:37:00 pm
 as long as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 November 2019, 11:43:19 am
the audience could
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 November 2019, 12:14:53 pm
stand the pace
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: F4celess on 11 November 2019, 01:51:52 pm
while taking pictures
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 November 2019, 07:51:13 pm
for the members'
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 November 2019, 09:49:45 am
who missed the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: F4celess on 12 November 2019, 11:49:15 am
animal farm spectacular
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 November 2019, 04:32:08 pm
held in the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 November 2019, 06:12:49 pm
Shadow cabinet which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 13 November 2019, 08:01:57 pm
doubles as a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 November 2019, 01:48:14 pm
S&M dungeon for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 November 2019, 03:25:24 pm
Corbyn and Mcdonnel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 16 November 2019, 09:05:04 pm
who often delve
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 November 2019, 12:25:20 pm
into Diane's big
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 17 November 2019, 03:33:03 pm
hairy wet fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 November 2019, 11:00:16 am
after a good
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 18 November 2019, 08:47:32 pm
lubing and stimulating
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 November 2019, 09:33:02 pm
with their manifestos
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 November 2019, 10:50:09 am
at the ready
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 November 2019, 05:55:02 pm
playing with the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 November 2019, 07:26:33 pm
 local womens institute
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 November 2019, 09:58:36 am
hookers who were
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 November 2019, 03:35:22 pm
 flogging their fanny's..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 20 November 2019, 08:32:37 pm
and other holes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 November 2019, 10:07:04 am
 for the charity..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 November 2019, 11:07:16 am
bash at Boris's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 November 2019, 05:24:17 pm
bed hopping beaudoire
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 November 2019, 06:57:52 pm
where everyone enjoyed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 November 2019, 10:10:29 am
swapping partners after
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 November 2019, 11:38:49 am
Jeremy Corbyn's speech..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 22 November 2019, 06:23:57 pm
while pissing themselves
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 November 2019, 01:14:13 pm
laughing at the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 November 2019, 02:18:07 pm
Antics of swinson...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 24 November 2019, 05:00:15 pm
whos' pussy was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 November 2019, 10:24:19 am
getting it's hair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 November 2019, 02:24:02 pm
  Parted by Sturgeon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 November 2019, 08:53:54 pm
who's usually into
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 November 2019, 10:45:29 am
setting up referendums....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 November 2019, 10:51:23 am
on the size
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 November 2019, 03:25:08 pm
of her mouth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 26 November 2019, 08:59:29 pm
very large then
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 November 2019, 10:58:39 am
talking complete bollocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 November 2019, 12:54:09 pm
whilst Dianne Abbot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 November 2019, 04:02:26 pm
 has Corbyns bollocks................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 November 2019, 10:52:10 am
firmly jammed in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 November 2019, 01:55:20 pm
her grubby handbag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 28 November 2019, 02:06:28 pm
ready to run
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 November 2019, 04:04:28 pm
after the fairies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 29 November 2019, 05:23:17 pm
including Julian Clary
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 November 2019, 06:06:48 pm
and Graham Norton
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 30 November 2019, 05:03:38 pm
who had already
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 November 2019, 07:25:13 pm
Taken down his...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 01 December 2019, 08:14:21 pm
pants to except
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 December 2019, 10:57:47 am
a large meat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 December 2019, 01:20:32 pm
 Injection right up........................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 December 2019, 10:15:04 am
Priti,s large swollen
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 December 2019, 03:33:07 pm
 Left nostril that...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 03 December 2019, 07:58:16 pm
was only matched
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 December 2019, 10:10:02 am

by Diane's instance

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Stormbringer on 04 December 2019, 02:41:21 pm
to hurry up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 04 December 2019, 04:05:51 pm
and thrust her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 December 2019, 06:55:27 pm
finger up corbyns...................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 December 2019, 11:23:52 am
crinkled ring piece
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 December 2019, 05:40:03 pm
 thereby pulling his................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 December 2019, 11:36:53 pm
piles into view
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 December 2019, 10:28:08 am
, they were circumcised
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 December 2019, 07:01:13 pm
and looked bloody.................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 06 December 2019, 09:25:06 pm
red and painful
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 December 2019, 02:55:26 pm
 sanitary towel needed........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 December 2019, 04:36:31 pm
only jewish ones
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 07 December 2019, 09:28:11 pm
Oh vey gevalt!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 December 2019, 04:06:42 pm
  Said the Rabbi  :lol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 December 2019, 10:59:34 am
as he stared
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 December 2019, 06:51:06 pm
up the tunnel.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 December 2019, 10:34:18 am
awaiting a furious
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 December 2019, 10:56:52 am
torrent of abuse...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 10 December 2019, 07:17:10 pm
and fanny farts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 December 2019, 07:17:50 pm
from all the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 December 2019, 12:27:47 am
rogering and countless
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 December 2019, 11:22:34 am
dry humps that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 December 2019, 04:14:13 pm
  were had with....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 December 2019, 07:05:26 pm
no real lube
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 December 2019, 07:49:06 pm
which resulted in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 December 2019, 09:20:27 pm
 a very sore..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 December 2019, 11:23:35 am
hot ragged shredded
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 December 2019, 02:23:39 pm
 Fanny needing attention
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Stormbringer on 12 December 2019, 02:52:59 pm
From Borris the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 12 December 2019, 09:30:20 pm
Bodger, who excells
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 December 2019, 12:32:03 pm
in getting it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: F4celess on 13 December 2019, 01:21:52 pm
year after year...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 December 2019, 03:15:17 pm
Brexiting the exit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 13 December 2019, 05:38:59 pm
then ejaculating all
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 December 2019, 02:03:34 pm
   Over Abbots Head............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 14 December 2019, 05:57:24 pm
who was lurking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 December 2019, 07:09:27 pm
just behind Bercow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 December 2019, 12:08:32 pm
Who was sucking.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 December 2019, 04:58:23 pm
his wifes'tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 December 2019, 10:27:14 am
hoping for some
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 December 2019, 07:01:22 pm
 real home cooking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 December 2019, 08:11:34 pm
from MAry Berry
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 17 December 2019, 12:12:45 am
who had Hollywoods'
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 December 2019, 01:42:49 pm
 home stuffed Barmaid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 December 2019, 07:53:56 pm
lying naked on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 17 December 2019, 08:48:54 pm
his mixing table
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 December 2019, 02:03:13 pm
about to be
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 December 2019, 02:59:57 pm
shagged something rotten
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 18 December 2019, 06:32:22 pm
except there was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 December 2019, 08:59:49 pm
 Mary Berry completely
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 December 2019, 12:35:09 am
strip bollock naked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 December 2019, 11:58:20 am
all wrinkly and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 December 2019, 02:01:57 pm
Soggy bottom displayed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 December 2019, 11:18:07 am

for all to

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 20 December 2019, 11:42:01 am
see and feel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 December 2019, 04:38:03 pm
 her squidgy tits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 December 2019, 01:05:02 pm
using the latest
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 December 2019, 01:33:22 pm
pink rubber gloves.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 December 2019, 08:37:24 pm
five fingured pleasure
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 December 2019, 05:47:18 am
  mixing her juices.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 22 December 2019, 05:02:41 pm
while Paul was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 December 2019, 03:44:44 pm
having a wank
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 December 2019, 06:20:51 pm
over his ex
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 23 December 2019, 11:29:04 pm
who was meanwhile
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 December 2019, 10:23:43 am
  Baking a cake
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 December 2019, 05:57:05 pm
to shove up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 December 2019, 07:21:40 pm
  Hollywoods left nostril
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 December 2019, 01:29:47 pm

as soon as

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 26 December 2019, 10:05:13 pm
he'd finished wanking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 December 2019, 11:52:59 am
over her dinner
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 December 2019, 05:45:46 pm
plate before serving
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 December 2019, 11:58:53 pm
up some disgusting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 December 2019, 12:10:51 pm
main course, consisting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 December 2019, 03:42:43 pm
Soggy bottoms and..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 29 December 2019, 11:46:41 pm
limp dicks with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 December 2019, 12:06:08 pm
Sautéed flaps marinated
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 December 2019, 04:02:33 pm
 Boiling hot jism...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 December 2019, 05:32:22 pm
from the son
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 31 December 2019, 07:12:20 pm
of a bitch
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 January 2020, 12:18:44 pm
director of the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 01 January 2020, 04:51:52 pm
Academy of whores
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 January 2020, 03:50:52 pm
 At the houses..................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 January 2020, 06:23:40 pm
of Parliaments' special
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 January 2020, 12:25:15 pm
LGBGT new year
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 04 January 2020, 12:23:50 am
all genders welcome
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 January 2020, 02:05:07 pm
massive MP's shindig
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 January 2020, 03:15:48 pm
Spending our Tax's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 January 2020, 01:03:16 pm
on wine, women
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 January 2020, 05:45:05 pm
And pornographic songs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 January 2020, 01:46:00 pm
just to get
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 06 January 2020, 04:57:08 pm
their end away
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 January 2020, 07:22:32 pm
every monday morning
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 January 2020, 08:28:48 pm
without fail. Somewhere
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 January 2020, 11:12:01 am
   Over The Rainbow
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 January 2020, 12:17:31 pm
in darkest Yorkshire
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 January 2020, 07:07:22 pm
 where people go..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 January 2020, 11:39:15 am
to find the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 January 2020, 04:36:54 pm
best country pub..
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 09 January 2020, 12:48:57 am
with wenches abound
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 January 2020, 12:03:39 pm
and free drink
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 January 2020, 02:48:22 pm
Is ritually imbibed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 January 2020, 03:16:01 pm
but if your
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 10 January 2020, 06:59:32 pm
pleasures are erotic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 January 2020, 10:46:03 pm
  your very unlucky
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 January 2020, 02:20:13 pm
as the women
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 January 2020, 08:54:04 pm
were all dykes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 January 2020, 09:11:16 pm
carrying rubber dicks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 January 2020, 01:46:06 pm
and big sticks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 January 2020, 03:07:53 pm
 to beat perverts.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 January 2020, 11:13:15 am
private's to mush
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 January 2020, 03:20:19 pm
Thereby making them
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 13 January 2020, 04:45:49 pm
 impotent eunuchs with       
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 January 2020, 10:31:13 am
only one purpose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 January 2020, 07:08:32 pm
to find something.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 January 2020, 09:50:59 am
to finger or
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 January 2020, 02:15:53 pm
  Lick to death............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: guidry on 15 January 2020, 04:45:52 pm
Wherever I may
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 January 2020, 05:20:46 pm
be found wanting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 January 2020, 10:54:07 am
in the nuptials
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 16 January 2020, 08:03:14 pm
or divorce courts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 January 2020, 03:09:39 pm
ready to begin...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 January 2020, 03:52:26 pm
a whole new
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Post by: acid drop on 18 January 2020, 01:49:16 pm
  chapter in one's..................
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Post by: coffee on 18 January 2020, 08:49:53 pm
erotic adventures of
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Post by: Oldgit on 19 January 2020, 11:37:09 am
of the bellend
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Post by: acid drop on 19 January 2020, 01:22:00 pm
   Written by Knobby.
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Post by: coffee on 19 January 2020, 04:13:56 pm
a classy author
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Post by: Oldgit on 20 January 2020, 11:15:14 am
who has many
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Post by: acid drop on 20 January 2020, 03:31:07 pm
pubic hairs in..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 20 January 2020, 09:14:11 pm
his genital area
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Post by: acid drop on 21 January 2020, 09:59:05 am
 And loves licking.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 January 2020, 10:21:41 am
his own arse
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Post by: acid drop on 21 January 2020, 07:12:27 pm
  Till he comes.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 22 January 2020, 10:23:42 pm
all over the
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Post by: Oldgit on 23 January 2020, 11:20:24 am
the kitchen sink
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Post by: acid drop on 23 January 2020, 04:07:58 pm
and the cat
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Post by: coffee on 23 January 2020, 07:17:21 pm
who scarpered, squealing
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Post by: Oldgit on 24 January 2020, 10:46:42 am
like a banshee
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Post by: acid drop on 24 January 2020, 11:00:41 am
 Before shitting itself.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 24 January 2020, 05:50:13 pm
all over Knobby
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Post by: acid drop on 24 January 2020, 06:47:27 pm
 who was playing
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Post by: Oldgit on 25 January 2020, 02:42:05 pm
with his new
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 January 2020, 11:18:53 pm
pile reducing dildo
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Post by: acid drop on 26 January 2020, 11:21:14 am
 With knobs on
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Post by: coffee on 26 January 2020, 04:41:41 pm
to stimulate the
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 January 2020, 05:39:30 pm
arrogant MP who
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Post by: Oldgit on 27 January 2020, 11:04:21 am
thought that she
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Post by: acid drop on 27 January 2020, 03:49:12 pm
   was the dogs
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Post by: coffee on 27 January 2020, 06:07:25 pm
but in reality
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 January 2020, 11:45:41 am
was a slapper
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Post by: acid drop on 28 January 2020, 01:23:14 pm
and took it................
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Post by: coffee on 28 January 2020, 09:58:26 pm
up the arse
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Post by: Oldgit on 29 January 2020, 10:06:20 am
frequently to satisfy
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Post by: acid drop on 29 January 2020, 02:11:55 pm
 The new member
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Post by: coffee on 30 January 2020, 12:12:29 am
who only enrolled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 January 2020, 09:38:20 am
 To be shagged.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 January 2020, 10:38:52 am
as often  as
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Post by: acid drop on 30 January 2020, 04:02:55 pm
  Every half hour
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Post by: coffee on 30 January 2020, 08:42:52 pm
up both holes
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Post by: Oldgit on 31 January 2020, 10:28:37 am
simultaneously, whilst dogging
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 February 2020, 09:28:57 am
In the reliant.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 February 2020, 02:36:20 pm
robin with Rodney
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Post by: coffee on 02 February 2020, 01:34:27 am
keeping a lookout
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Post by: acid drop on 02 February 2020, 11:01:32 am
for trigger and...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 February 2020, 12:33:38 pm
with the silver
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Post by: acid drop on 02 February 2020, 04:13:41 pm
road sweeping broom
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 February 2020, 08:18:42 pm
that Boycie sold
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 February 2020, 09:35:33 am
for twenty pence
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Post by: Oldgit on 03 February 2020, 10:57:57 am
as she was
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Post by: acid drop on 03 February 2020, 03:12:16 pm
an economical shag.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 03 February 2020, 04:51:07 pm
even cheaper than
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 February 2020, 09:43:22 am
Diane Abbot who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 February 2020, 11:19:22 am
 waved her knickers........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 04 February 2020, 10:54:22 pm
around her head
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Post by: acid drop on 05 February 2020, 06:47:46 pm
 while chewing corbyn's     
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Post by: Oldgit on 07 February 2020, 10:49:58 am
right bollock , because
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Post by: acid drop on 07 February 2020, 03:54:29 pm
 it tasted sweaty
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Post by: coffee on 07 February 2020, 07:57:38 pm
and salty,because
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 February 2020, 02:01:18 pm
no soap or
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Post by: acid drop on 08 February 2020, 02:22:46 pm
  Water reached his         
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Post by: Oldgit on 08 February 2020, 03:33:25 pm
grotty nether regions
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 February 2020, 08:25:40 pm
unlike Tracy Brabin
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Post by: coffee on 08 February 2020, 09:12:15 pm
who's were rancid
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 February 2020, 09:16:44 pm
needing the air
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Post by: Oldgit on 09 February 2020, 11:30:30 am
from a mountain
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Post by: acid drop on 09 February 2020, 11:52:59 am
In Welsh Wales
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Post by: coffee on 10 February 2020, 12:58:30 am
A Taffies delight
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Post by: Oldgit on 10 February 2020, 10:09:34 am
with sheep by
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Post by: acid drop on 10 February 2020, 08:07:32 pm
the dozen ready.....
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 10 February 2020, 11:20:16 pm
to get rogered
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 February 2020, 08:24:59 am
tied to lamposts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 February 2020, 11:39:53 am
with wellies stacked
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Post by: acid drop on 11 February 2020, 03:02:02 pm
 and zips open
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Post by: coffee on 11 February 2020, 09:42:14 pm
cocks' at the
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Post by: acid drop on 11 February 2020, 10:14:42 pm
 ready, get shagging    :rollin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 February 2020, 10:19:28 am
after being dosed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 February 2020, 02:07:44 pm
  With Viagra tablets............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 February 2020, 11:28:04 am
and stiff necks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 February 2020, 03:54:00 pm
that needed massaging
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 February 2020, 11:46:54 am
as well as
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Post by: coffee on 14 February 2020, 05:44:24 pm
semi lobbed cocks
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Post by: Oldgit on 15 February 2020, 01:46:35 pm
japs eye's winking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 February 2020, 11:30:37 pm
in anticipation of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 February 2020, 10:28:02 am
of entering the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 16 February 2020, 07:53:36 pm
juicy hairy minge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 February 2020, 09:51:27 am
region of Schofield's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 17 February 2020, 11:57:48 pm
wifes' haunted fanny
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 February 2020, 11:53:52 am
as it had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 18 February 2020, 02:24:47 pm
rarely been rogered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 February 2020, 10:18:42 am
because he preferred
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 February 2020, 06:36:25 pm
young mens' bums
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Post by: Oldgit on 20 February 2020, 10:24:05 am
to the delights
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 20 February 2020, 07:19:46 pm
of queers everywhere
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 February 2020, 01:56:23 pm
he made coming
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 22 February 2020, 12:44:32 am
a delightful climax
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 February 2020, 01:17:45 pm
on the good
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Graham53 on 24 February 2020, 12:02:59 am
Girls massive mammaries
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 24 February 2020, 12:33:52 am
hanging like satchels
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 February 2020, 10:12:37 am
bulging with papers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 February 2020, 12:01:49 am
Mayfair,Men Only.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 February 2020, 11:53:08 am
Fiesta to name
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 29 February 2020, 05:11:25 pm
the best wankers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 March 2020, 10:35:45 am
mags that were
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 March 2020, 02:06:02 pm
 boys wanking fodder.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 March 2020, 10:01:35 am
in the Seventies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 04 March 2020, 11:55:30 pm
Brian Mills catalogue ;)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 March 2020, 10:02:01 am
  Load of Ballcocks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 March 2020, 11:29:36 pm
well, cocks,anyway
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 March 2020, 10:54:24 am
  Wot No Balls???...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 March 2020, 10:55:25 am
must be a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 March 2020, 12:35:18 pm
good reason Coronavirus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 07 March 2020, 12:20:22 am
or the clap
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 March 2020, 01:12:20 pm
does not stick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 08 March 2020, 11:49:58 pm
without treatment and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 March 2020, 10:57:29 am
gallons of mucus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 March 2020, 08:11:54 pm
Dribbling from her..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 09 March 2020, 11:03:37 pm
already much used
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Post by: Oldgit on 10 March 2020, 11:11:28 am
left nostril, which
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Post by: acid drop on 10 March 2020, 02:31:55 pm
 looked rather snotty
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Post by: Oldgit on 11 March 2020, 09:54:56 am
when observed from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 March 2020, 10:54:14 am
near and far
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Post by: coffee on 11 March 2020, 05:36:30 pm
complete with bogeys
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Post by: acid drop on 12 March 2020, 09:49:53 am
And green gilberts
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Post by: Oldgit on 12 March 2020, 10:10:07 am
adorning the periphery
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 12 March 2020, 07:20:37 pm
of her 'orrible
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 March 2020, 08:56:59 pm
sweaty left armpit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 March 2020, 01:14:03 pm
that's never been
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 March 2020, 06:33:41 pm
 licked to orgasm
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 March 2020, 12:14:55 am
or even tickled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 March 2020, 10:48:49 am
to arouse her.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 March 2020, 11:03:01 am
flaccid clitoral banana
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 March 2020, 01:13:04 pm
or in laymans'
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 March 2020, 02:39:37 pm
terms her grossly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 March 2020, 03:37:25 pm
 Overrated sweaty fanny..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 March 2020, 10:19:43 am
by any normal
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 March 2020, 03:21:30 pm
 Shag happy bloke
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 17 March 2020, 08:29:12 pm
would happily penetrate
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 March 2020, 10:35:23 am

this monstrous gash

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 March 2020, 07:09:35 pm
until it was
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Post by: acid drop on 19 March 2020, 07:40:30 pm
  levered wide open
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 March 2020, 11:09:37 am
so that any
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 March 2020, 01:59:34 pm
 big prick could...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 March 2020, 07:53:01 pm
goto the pub
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 March 2020, 01:09:44 am
or get stoned
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 March 2020, 01:00:15 pm
just looking at
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 March 2020, 01:45:38 pm
The immense size
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 March 2020, 11:58:46 pm
of her dildo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 March 2020, 01:10:27 pm
that is ginormous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 22 March 2020, 08:38:12 pm
and battery powered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 March 2020, 09:04:51 pm
with rancid oozing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 March 2020, 08:50:12 am
over his jockstrap             
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 March 2020, 11:52:15 am
which had been
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 March 2020, 03:14:01 pm
  Hanging on her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 March 2020, 12:27:08 am
pubes,until they
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 March 2020, 09:38:50 am
   were stolen by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 March 2020, 01:29:05 pm
the British museum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 March 2020, 07:18:45 pm
To be displayed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 March 2020, 09:06:21 pm
alongside other decrepid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 March 2020, 09:47:59 am
sex toys which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 March 2020, 03:52:45 pm
needed cleaning, before
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 March 2020, 10:54:27 am
reuse in the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 March 2020, 11:45:30 am
 Foccers Foursome Routine
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 March 2020, 10:55:15 am
during Spring Meet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 March 2020, 01:04:06 pm
   Pissing with rain
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 March 2020, 11:55:37 am
again, even though
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 March 2020, 03:11:29 pm
 the forecast is......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 29 March 2020, 05:14:05 pm
wet and moist
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 March 2020, 03:06:10 pm
and very slippery
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 30 March 2020, 04:45:41 pm
so that penetration
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 March 2020, 09:01:06 am
Is definitely assured
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 March 2020, 12:37:11 pm
even when the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 April 2020, 10:43:05 am
rags are up.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 April 2020, 01:50:06 pm
but that would
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 April 2020, 07:15:09 pm
cause lots of .......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 April 2020, 10:31:15 am
Foccers to give
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 April 2020, 03:13:27 pm
every tart one.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 April 2020, 10:20:16 am
up the rear
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 April 2020, 04:18:17 pm
 On their birthdays
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 03 April 2020, 11:27:17 pm
with other treats
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 April 2020, 10:29:20 am
to follow in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 April 2020, 03:46:46 pm
  porn stars footsteps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 04 April 2020, 08:17:52 pm
like Chesty Morgan
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 April 2020, 11:13:22 am
mammary,s suffocating her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 April 2020, 03:14:57 pm
  Dear old dad
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 April 2020, 10:51:38 pm
who'd wanked himself
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 April 2020, 10:49:34 am
into a frenzy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 April 2020, 03:09:47 pm
and didn't come
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 06 April 2020, 11:39:14 pm
his load,because
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 April 2020, 11:52:04 am
he had lost
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 April 2020, 01:17:39 pm
  The will to.................
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 April 2020, 01:28:23 pm
keep chugging away
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 April 2020, 07:28:02 pm
  On the bus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 08 April 2020, 10:05:09 pm
because his pass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 April 2020, 12:40:41 pm
was not acceptable
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 April 2020, 03:28:56 pm
so he bought
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 09 April 2020, 09:19:10 pm
a passion wagon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 April 2020, 10:09:56 am
and dozens of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 April 2020, 04:04:08 pm
  second hand condoms
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 April 2020, 10:46:32 am
not quite past
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 April 2020, 04:32:11 pm
 Their screw by-date
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 April 2020, 12:10:05 pm
but exceedingly large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 April 2020, 01:53:28 pm
for a dwarf
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 April 2020, 04:31:10 pm
to shelter from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 12 April 2020, 09:08:53 pm
whilst trying to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 April 2020, 09:31:42 am
Shag a penguin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 April 2020, 10:59:34 am
whilst skiing down
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 13 April 2020, 10:08:14 pm
a very small
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 April 2020, 09:59:08 am
 back street alley
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 April 2020, 06:04:30 pm
in Newcastle's central
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 April 2020, 07:05:28 pm
  district heading towards
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 14 April 2020, 08:54:17 pm
wa fine brothel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 April 2020, 10:29:50 am
in the Big
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 April 2020, 07:03:34 pm
knocking shop arcade
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BIG MAC on 15 April 2020, 11:18:14 pm
Chocolate fudge sauce
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 April 2020, 11:48:05 pm
otherwise known as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 April 2020, 10:04:14 am
 the hershey highway
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 April 2020, 10:46:32 am
or diarrhoea falls 
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 16 April 2020, 08:49:20 pm
mmmm,  liquid goodies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 April 2020, 09:50:04 am
  loads of dangleberrys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 18 April 2020, 11:52:56 am
for some texture
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 April 2020, 01:28:14 pm
 and wonderful flavour
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 April 2020, 05:14:20 pm
of rancid plums
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 April 2020, 06:32:01 pm
and other delicacies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 April 2020, 06:41:43 pm
  like fanny batter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 April 2020, 06:53:43 pm
mixed with diesel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 April 2020, 10:58:32 am
soaked fanny pads
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 April 2020, 02:57:56 pm
grilled on toast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 April 2020, 03:45:35 pm
and eaten by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 April 2020, 06:49:53 pm
the chinese ambassador
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 20 April 2020, 09:03:29 pm
with raw bat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 April 2020, 10:32:26 am
and giant rats
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 April 2020, 08:59:36 pm
   cooked by the..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 April 2020, 09:59:19 pm
twat called Ramsey
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 April 2020, 10:22:57 am
in his ferrari
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 22 April 2020, 01:14:02 pm
using tortoise intestines
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 April 2020, 04:30:26 pm
and prime afterbirth
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 April 2020, 09:28:55 am
in ratatouille sauce
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 April 2020, 07:13:29 pm
 Served for dinner
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 23 April 2020, 08:47:54 pm
and for afters
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 April 2020, 11:17:06 am
diced foreskin with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 24 April 2020, 08:22:06 pm
creamy love juice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 April 2020, 01:29:36 pm
topped off with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 April 2020, 02:37:42 pm
dry roasted pubes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 April 2020, 09:34:47 pm
and minced dangleberries
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 April 2020, 11:21:02 am
served on a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 April 2020, 06:32:00 pm
old ladies tits
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Post by: coffee on 26 April 2020, 09:05:11 pm
very flat ones
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Post by: Oldgit on 27 April 2020, 11:11:22 am
with long stretched
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Post by: acid drop on 27 April 2020, 07:23:31 pm
rather wrinkled nipples
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 27 April 2020, 08:16:46 pm
long since milked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 April 2020, 11:51:17 am
dry by countless
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Post by: acid drop on 28 April 2020, 03:15:07 pm
dirty old bastards
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 April 2020, 10:14:54 am
who frequented this
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Drax on 29 April 2020, 10:53:34 am
Jacky danny emporium.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 29 April 2020, 09:04:23 pm
because their partners
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 April 2020, 10:16:20 am
 loved to fuck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 April 2020, 10:27:40 am
Sheep, donkey's and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 April 2020, 07:18:56 pm
Any dead Dog
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 01 May 2020, 12:03:49 am
talking about dogging
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 May 2020, 03:29:34 pm
the weather has
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Post by: acid drop on 02 May 2020, 03:35:55 pm
taken a turn..
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 May 2020, 09:48:56 pm
for the worst
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 May 2020, 10:38:54 am
 Use an umbrella
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 03 May 2020, 08:46:01 pm
have it wet
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 May 2020, 11:20:01 am
while you bang
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 May 2020, 04:20:08 pm
on somebodys door
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 May 2020, 10:23:17 am
to let you
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 May 2020, 01:33:53 pm
  enter the sanctum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 May 2020, 08:13:18 pm
of erotic pleasures
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 May 2020, 12:33:07 pm
along with your
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 May 2020, 07:24:08 pm
 copy of playboy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 06 May 2020, 09:42:46 pm
for memorable wanks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 May 2020, 10:36:25 am
using large pliers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 07 May 2020, 09:07:26 pm
allrighty,then!!! aaagh!! :lol
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 May 2020, 10:58:48 am
he screamed as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 May 2020, 03:59:55 pm
 his prick fell..........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 10 May 2020, 07:13:05 pm
a shrivelled limp
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 May 2020, 08:35:40 am
chipolata looking thing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 May 2020, 10:44:47 am
severed near the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 May 2020, 07:27:24 pm
sweaty swollen bollox
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 12 May 2020, 07:49:54 pm
bag,split open
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 May 2020, 07:54:23 am
  nuts falling out
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 May 2020, 09:19:56 am
along with the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 May 2020, 03:51:05 pm
hilti socket set
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 May 2020, 06:05:39 pm
that was attached
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 14 May 2020, 09:28:05 pm
to his catheter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 May 2020, 10:17:28 am
 That dribbled every.............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 May 2020, 10:41:50 am
few minutes into
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Post by: acid drop on 15 May 2020, 04:16:25 pm
His beer glass
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 May 2020, 06:01:28 pm
this then tasted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 May 2020, 05:59:21 pm
like an emulsion   
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 May 2020, 06:25:12 pm
 of fanny batter
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Post by: coffee on 17 May 2020, 07:39:04 pm
and old spunk
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 May 2020, 10:23:38 am
with a dash
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 May 2020, 07:22:31 pm
  Of engine oil
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 18 May 2020, 09:22:05 pm
for the lubricunt  ;)
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 May 2020, 09:19:34 am
 to ease the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 May 2020, 12:41:30 pm
the gigantic phallus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 May 2020, 08:26:53 pm
into a tight
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 May 2020, 10:26:17 pm
crevise,or bottom
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 May 2020, 10:57:42 am
of the rent
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 May 2020, 03:46:52 pm
  boys left nostril
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 May 2020, 10:08:20 am
lingering too close
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 May 2020, 04:10:15 pm
  For everyones comfort
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 May 2020, 10:59:28 am
to boy George's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 May 2020, 03:35:45 pm
  Culture club arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 22 May 2020, 05:20:00 pm
which stunk of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 May 2020, 04:54:23 pm
25 year old
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 23 May 2020, 11:53:03 pm
unwashed folds of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 May 2020, 10:26:55 am
ancient gorgonzola cheese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 May 2020, 08:53:05 pm
  like karma chameleon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 May 2020, 10:38:47 am
that well known
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 May 2020, 10:55:05 am
Song about poofters
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 26 May 2020, 12:05:57 am
Boy Georgies' benders
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 May 2020, 10:30:52 am
from darkest Ireland
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 May 2020, 08:53:02 pm
  over the water
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 May 2020, 11:38:48 am
swimming in Guinness
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 May 2020, 03:45:09 pm
  The real stuff...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 27 May 2020, 10:05:09 pm
the nectar of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 May 2020, 07:30:45 pm
  The peat bogs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 May 2020, 10:52:04 am
and great unwashed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 30 May 2020, 09:59:38 pm
Paddies and Leprechauns
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 May 2020, 10:43:44 am
to be sure
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 01 June 2020, 01:08:45 pm
of the craic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 June 2020, 02:19:47 pm
Of their arses...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 June 2020, 04:47:24 pm
can be held
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 June 2020, 07:20:56 pm
 in both hands
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 June 2020, 07:53:42 pm
while bending over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 June 2020, 11:19:16 am
gobbling a huge
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 June 2020, 07:57:19 pm
  Toad for breakfast
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 02 June 2020, 09:14:14 pm
with their toes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 June 2020, 11:38:52 pm
because their hands
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 June 2020, 10:23:44 am
were so far
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 June 2020, 02:46:44 pm
up someone else's...............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 June 2020, 10:22:47 am
pet sheep's ring
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 June 2020, 04:24:17 pm
they had disappeared
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 04 June 2020, 10:21:12 pm
into  a murky
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 June 2020, 11:12:08 am
world of Yorkshire
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 June 2020, 04:21:34 pm
  Puddings and roast...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 June 2020, 12:44:36 pm
bulls balls marinated
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 June 2020, 01:48:24 pm
  In fanny batter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 June 2020, 04:53:28 pm
with a side
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 June 2020, 10:04:19 pm
helping of nipples
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 07 June 2020, 10:21:10 pm
and delectable pubes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 June 2020, 09:42:03 am
  And not forgetting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 June 2020, 10:34:19 am
Bar mitzva knobclippings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 June 2020, 07:36:15 pm
sprinkled over everything
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 June 2020, 11:01:58 am
Ivey I say
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 June 2020, 07:30:48 pm
   Course you would
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 June 2020, 11:33:42 am
said the circumciser
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 June 2020, 03:30:18 pm
  To the patient
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 10 June 2020, 10:48:56 pm
fold back,please
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 June 2020, 10:05:22 am
while I sharpen
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 June 2020, 09:53:59 pm
my favourite scalpel
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 June 2020, 10:00:41 am
for use on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 June 2020, 02:20:29 pm
  Carving the sausage
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 June 2020, 12:16:45 pm
into a proper
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 June 2020, 06:30:47 pm
shape ready for............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 June 2020, 11:03:54 am
entering a large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 June 2020, 01:14:04 am
and moist crack
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 June 2020, 11:09:37 am
all lubed up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 June 2020, 03:40:05 pm
ready to go
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 June 2020, 10:56:12 am
like a piston
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 June 2020, 03:27:49 pm
sliding ever so...........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 18 June 2020, 05:47:02 pm
gently up and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 June 2020, 11:25:51 am
down, wobbling around
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 June 2020, 11:54:11 am
creating an enormous
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 June 2020, 12:56:03 pm
vacuum of pleasure
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 June 2020, 06:14:17 pm
in the lower
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 June 2020, 03:45:38 pm
depths of depravity
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 June 2020, 08:05:46 pm
debauchery, lust and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 June 2020, 10:29:03 am
excitement at the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 June 2020, 04:33:52 pm
local shaggers party
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 June 2020, 03:59:09 pm
in Corbyns back
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 June 2020, 09:25:44 pm
back garden gazebo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 24 June 2020, 12:10:03 am
that home of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 June 2020, 02:33:00 pm
the semetic labourites
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 June 2020, 05:31:39 pm
all circumcised just
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 June 2020, 08:50:46 pm
 in time for........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 June 2020, 09:49:23 am
their annual take
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 27 June 2020, 12:11:29 am
on unneeded flesh
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 June 2020, 01:04:32 pm
from young boys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 27 June 2020, 01:22:32 pm
with tight rings
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 June 2020, 02:29:46 pm
And little things
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 June 2020, 11:10:20 am
to big boys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 June 2020, 11:15:00 am
  with big things
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 June 2020, 05:36:23 pm
to slide inside
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 June 2020, 10:22:17 am
the tight ring
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: b1k3rdude on 29 June 2020, 12:21:59 pm
stay a lert...

Ive always been a bit of a lert so whats new..
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 June 2020, 07:39:45 pm
  Whats a 'Lert' ?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: b1k3rdude on 29 June 2020, 07:52:43 pm
Its a piss take on the asinine advice from the government we got a while while back "stay alert, control the virus, save lives".  Basically how the actual fuck will staying alert stop you from contracting a virus that can live on multiple surfaces for long periods of time.

"Whoah, I see you there covid-19, Im a-lert, so don't come near me suka"
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 June 2020, 12:34:48 pm
for buzzing things
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 03 July 2020, 12:07:15 am
and massive dildos'
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 July 2020, 01:03:56 pm
being poffered to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 July 2020, 03:11:39 pm
  All and sundry
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 03 July 2020, 04:08:37 pm
ending up with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 July 2020, 10:38:11 am
one great big
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 July 2020, 01:36:29 pm
orgy of depravity
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 July 2020, 12:26:46 am
sinking to the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 July 2020, 09:45:00 am
Epstein standard of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 July 2020, 03:33:39 pm
debauchery and depravity
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 July 2020, 10:08:04 am
including under age
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 July 2020, 07:27:36 pm
  Girls and Prince
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 06 July 2020, 11:58:11 pm
types who love
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 July 2020, 10:27:13 am
romping for hours
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 07 July 2020, 01:23:46 pm
denying they sweat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 07 July 2020, 09:29:50 pm
and stinking of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 July 2020, 09:53:32 pm
royal family odours
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 July 2020, 09:50:30 am
emanating from Andrew's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 July 2020, 07:43:41 pm
 Steaming back pocket
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 July 2020, 09:46:00 pm
where maxwell had
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 July 2020, 10:23:41 am
deposited some of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 July 2020, 03:03:24 pm
 If his used
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 July 2020, 12:20:54 pm
vibrators and assorted
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 July 2020, 07:27:22 pm
mens sweaty jockstraps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 July 2020, 12:03:48 am
which he recycled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 July 2020, 01:07:26 pm
into Covid masks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 July 2020, 04:10:51 pm
for his conquests
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 July 2020, 12:50:10 pm
to inhale through
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 July 2020, 03:42:23 pm
    And breath fresh
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 14 July 2020, 12:12:42 am
young tight twats
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 July 2020, 10:20:31 am
each time they
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 14 July 2020, 11:22:48 am
thought of England
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 14 July 2020, 01:33:54 pm
whilst jacking off
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 July 2020, 04:41:18 pm
 to pictures of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 July 2020, 10:56:21 am
Prince Andrew muffing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 July 2020, 07:23:40 pm
  The Maxwell Bitch
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 16 July 2020, 12:13:52 am
'till she was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 July 2020, 04:23:27 pm
   Cumming for Christmas
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 17 July 2020, 12:00:19 am
Santa was pleasured
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 July 2020, 03:23:05 pm
 by rudolph and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 20 July 2020, 12:17:05 am
especially lady elves
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 July 2020, 03:52:53 pm
  At a goblin 
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 July 2020, 12:22:09 am
of sore dicks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 July 2020, 11:53:34 am
  Party last friday
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 July 2020, 01:12:57 pm
in Ghislaine's dungeon

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 21 July 2020, 02:58:55 pm
whilst andrew joined
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 July 2020, 05:50:19 pm
in the fun
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 July 2020, 06:16:43 pm
sweating like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 July 2020, 11:14:40 am
Right royal prick
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 July 2020, 03:05:27 pm
at the thought
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 July 2020, 07:48:16 pm
 of being caught
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 July 2020, 12:44:18 am
by her Majesty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 July 2020, 01:00:19 pm
humping several commoners
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 July 2020, 03:55:47 pm
     And two Beefeaters
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 26 July 2020, 12:07:32 am
muff diving Anne
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 July 2020, 10:37:43 am
while Megan stroked

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 July 2020, 03:42:24 pm
  Her pet Pussy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 26 July 2020, 06:16:02 pm
slid into the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 July 2020, 11:17:50 am
overcrowded hot tub
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 July 2020, 07:33:03 pm
full of slime
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 July 2020, 10:08:32 am
from mashed frogs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 29 July 2020, 12:39:30 am
and used johnnies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 July 2020, 10:05:33 am
which made the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 July 2020, 12:51:11 pm
thing so realistic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 29 July 2020, 05:33:45 pm
even the Queen
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 July 2020, 10:32:26 am
had Megan dunked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 July 2020, 06:48:29 pm
and held under
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 30 July 2020, 10:27:08 pm
until she confessed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 July 2020, 10:11:37 am
 to shagging harry
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 July 2020, 11:18:45 am
in the golden
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 31 July 2020, 01:11:56 pm
Temple of delights
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 August 2020, 07:34:13 pm
whilst uncle Andy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 August 2020, 08:40:43 pm
 shagged two donkeys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 August 2020, 01:30:46 am
fantasising about Fergie
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 August 2020, 10:24:46 am
in Ghislaine's dungeon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 August 2020, 03:13:49 pm
looking for epstein
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 August 2020, 08:15:00 am
 To hang him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 August 2020, 10:39:00 am
by the balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 August 2020, 03:43:37 pm
And cut his.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 03 August 2020, 09:26:16 pm
ties with royalty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 04 August 2020, 12:40:56 am
such splendid sweetbreads
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 August 2020, 09:54:31 am
said Andy, looking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 August 2020, 08:07:06 pm
Up Camilla's skirt
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: steve65 on 04 August 2020, 10:52:23 pm
with a periscope
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 August 2020, 12:45:06 am
'cause it's foccin'
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 August 2020, 10:24:40 am
what I did
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 August 2020, 03:17:20 pm
Did you really
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 August 2020, 05:17:15 pm
think that pussy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 August 2020, 07:09:31 pm
needs to be...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 August 2020, 10:19:42 am
rammed so hard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 August 2020, 10:46:16 am
 that it farts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 06 August 2020, 11:47:52 pm
 :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 August 2020, 10:29:25 am
loudly, and alerts
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 August 2020, 03:56:54 pm
 Prince Charles Butler
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 08 August 2020, 12:03:28 am
"wipe the KY"
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 August 2020, 12:11:10 pm
as fast as
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Post by: acid drop on 08 August 2020, 04:10:13 pm
 My man Says.............
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Post by: coffee on 09 August 2020, 12:27:01 am
before it dries
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Post by: acid drop on 09 August 2020, 09:32:20 pm
  And looks revolting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 August 2020, 09:56:23 am
dribbling out of
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Post by: acid drop on 10 August 2020, 03:23:56 pm
Charlies breast pocket
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 10 August 2020, 08:22:02 pm
with his used
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 August 2020, 03:02:38 pm
clit nipper by
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Post by: acid drop on 11 August 2020, 03:07:25 pm
 his left bollock
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 August 2020, 10:35:39 am
ready for use
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 August 2020, 03:43:14 pm
 at the right.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 12 August 2020, 06:15:06 pm
moment in time
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 August 2020, 10:23:30 am
when the pulsating
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 August 2020, 05:29:27 pm
head of Charles
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 August 2020, 09:51:20 am
arises from between
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 August 2020, 03:01:53 pm
Meghans dusky thighs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 14 August 2020, 11:58:00 pm
dripping with smelly
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 August 2020, 01:10:39 pm
soul food, and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 August 2020, 08:34:44 pm
 sloppy cream pies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 August 2020, 12:21:34 pm
that had been
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 August 2020, 03:28:10 pm
injected by Yeomen
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Post by: Oldgit on 17 August 2020, 06:14:36 pm
and Beefeaters to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 August 2020, 12:16:49 am
try to enhance
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 August 2020, 10:14:04 am
the overall pleasures
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 August 2020, 07:53:52 pm
  of royal Muff-divers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 August 2020, 11:49:03 pm
with long tongues
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 August 2020, 09:35:49 am
which are studded
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 August 2020, 12:45:25 am
for extra stimulation
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 August 2020, 11:14:15 am
of Megan's large
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 August 2020, 11:18:26 am
 Afro American Hamburger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 August 2020, 02:26:37 pm
like, well hammered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 23 August 2020, 12:29:20 am
in fact,abused
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 August 2020, 10:25:23 am
by Hollywood stars
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 August 2020, 11:51:29 am
 And licked by
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 August 2020, 10:01:43 am
Joe Biden and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 August 2020, 02:00:32 pm
  His Running Mate
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 24 August 2020, 11:55:38 pm
Donald Trump,extraordinaire
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 August 2020, 11:04:14 am
fake tanned shagger
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 August 2020, 11:25:55 am
  Who talks bollox
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 August 2020, 10:01:53 pm
without a pair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 August 2020, 03:51:38 pm
  Between his ears
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 August 2020, 06:20:08 pm
or even down
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 August 2020, 07:19:51 pm
  his trouser leg
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 26 August 2020, 11:47:47 pm
where rests his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 August 2020, 09:55:32 am
artificial phallus, made
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 August 2020, 02:55:10 pm
   Made of putty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: 7omly on 27 August 2020, 10:21:49 pm
Great Aunt Ada
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 August 2020, 09:55:36 am
made for him
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 August 2020, 04:12:59 pm
In her lunch-break
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 August 2020, 04:24:31 pm
at the boudour
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 August 2020, 04:37:13 pm
  On the corner
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 August 2020, 05:54:56 pm
of 1st and

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Post by: acid drop on 30 August 2020, 05:48:51 pm
  Second hand street
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 30 August 2020, 11:48:44 pm
with the hookers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 August 2020, 10:22:58 am
and pimps, gathered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: steve65 on 31 August 2020, 04:52:22 pm
rose petals for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 01 September 2020, 12:28:06 am
their finest ladies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 September 2020, 10:01:56 am
to mask the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 September 2020, 03:30:33 pm
the smell of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 September 2020, 10:15:07 am
of putrid pussies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 September 2020, 03:38:11 pm
  And rancid arseholes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 September 2020, 07:07:34 pm
a collective stink
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 September 2020, 09:42:33 am
which hangs in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 September 2020, 10:53:30 am
the bike sheds
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Post by: Oldgit on 04 September 2020, 11:02:13 am
and in the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 04 September 2020, 11:49:24 pm
halls of power
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 September 2020, 01:08:00 pm
in Scotland, Wales
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 September 2020, 01:52:14 pm
  not forgetting ireland
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 September 2020, 10:30:37 am
as these orgies
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Post by: acid drop on 06 September 2020, 04:21:11 pm
 Are well attended
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 06 September 2020, 09:00:37 pm
and sort after
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 September 2020, 08:56:38 am
  By all and.........
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 07 September 2020, 09:31:01 am
sundry in Parliament
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 September 2020, 10:19:06 am
and the Lords
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 08 September 2020, 11:25:45 am
with their squires
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 September 2020, 03:37:40 pm
 bowing before them
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 September 2020, 10:34:20 am
taking the knee
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 September 2020, 07:09:14 pm
  In the goolies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 September 2020, 10:23:31 am
just for good
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 September 2020, 07:53:33 pm
 fun and frolics
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 September 2020, 01:10:33 pm
before the humping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 September 2020, 02:38:46 pm
great orgy begins
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 September 2020, 10:29:15 am
breaking the Covid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 September 2020, 06:28:56 pm
  two meter rule
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 September 2020, 01:37:46 pm
with their knobs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 September 2020, 07:43:08 pm
 In their hands
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 September 2020, 09:43:33 am
charging like a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 September 2020, 04:13:59 pm
   randy rampant soldier
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: b1k3rdude on 16 September 2020, 04:15:54 pm
Whats the F***
Bunch of Arse.
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 September 2020, 10:14:54 am
starved of sex
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 September 2020, 07:02:53 pm
  ready to fuck
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 September 2020, 10:11:22 am
anything in his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 September 2020, 03:39:29 pm
nice comfy bed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 September 2020, 02:09:49 pm
at Buck house
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 September 2020, 11:11:18 pm
with gay abandon
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 September 2020, 11:00:56 am
and some horses
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 September 2020, 07:53:39 pm
  lifting their tales
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 September 2020, 12:00:10 am
and crapping over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 September 2020, 10:22:26 am
many of the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 September 2020, 11:43:21 pm
Royal hangers' on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 September 2020, 10:11:41 am
who were trying
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: b1k3rdude on 22 September 2020, 10:15:42 am
pushing thier luck...
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 September 2020, 11:12:01 am
to be first
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 September 2020, 07:44:13 pm
to fist Andrew
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 September 2020, 01:57:04 pm
and his trollop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 September 2020, 06:30:43 pm
 sucking his lollipop
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 September 2020, 11:11:23 am
whilst Fergie was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 27 September 2020, 09:00:49 pm
wanking the servants
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 September 2020, 10:27:30 am
off two at

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Post by: acid drop on 28 September 2020, 04:30:28 pm
a time swallowing
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 September 2020, 10:52:13 am
copious amounts of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 October 2020, 03:56:15 pm
 Buck House jism
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 October 2020, 05:26:24 pm
'til she gagged
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 October 2020, 03:44:39 pm
all over Andy's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 04 October 2020, 08:26:54 pm
already quivering thighs
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 October 2020, 11:53:51 am
which had been
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 05 October 2020, 05:18:52 pm
shaved for maximum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 October 2020, 10:54:11 am
slipperiness, so that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 06 October 2020, 12:01:25 pm
Fergie could slide
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 October 2020, 02:25:50 pm
rapidly up and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 October 2020, 03:22:28 pm
 down his knob
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 07 October 2020, 05:28:53 pm
'till he sploshed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 October 2020, 11:57:09 am
on Ghislaine's young
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 October 2020, 12:08:47 pm
 slaves ginger hair
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 08 October 2020, 03:05:22 pm
sticky wet pubes
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 October 2020, 10:05:56 am
 And dripping from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 October 2020, 10:24:29 am
her swollen flaps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 October 2020, 03:27:58 pm
  All over her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 October 2020, 04:20:52 pm
Yorkshire pork pie.

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 October 2020, 10:19:09 am
 That was about.......
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 October 2020, 10:36:08 am
to be consumed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 12 October 2020, 11:11:30 am
by that fat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 October 2020, 03:37:02 pm
Bastid Boris Bonker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 October 2020, 10:41:05 am
who had just
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 October 2020, 01:45:39 pm
  Slipped off her..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 13 October 2020, 06:38:08 pm
jelled up nipples
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 October 2020, 11:22:03 am
hoping to dive
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 October 2020, 02:29:29 pm
  On her muff
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 October 2020, 05:13:26 pm
but missed and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 October 2020, 06:59:23 pm
disappeared up her..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 October 2020, 11:56:46 am
cavernous rear end
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 16 October 2020, 05:29:59 pm
covered in shit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 October 2020, 04:50:27 pm
from her last
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 October 2020, 04:36:16 pm
shag with three
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 18 October 2020, 05:04:34 pm
MPs who teamed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 October 2020, 12:17:39 am
up with Boris
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 October 2020, 09:05:20 am
  The Governmental Bonker
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 October 2020, 09:43:01 am
who was bonkers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 October 2020, 12:03:25 pm
about bonking anywhere
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 October 2020, 02:19:46 pm
except in Wales
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 October 2020, 03:38:27 pm
 where sheep shaggers..............
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 October 2020, 05:31:07 pm
think they rule
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 20 October 2020, 12:03:44 am
anything that moves
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 October 2020, 10:16:23 am
they are equipped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 October 2020, 12:19:53 pm
  With green wellies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 October 2020, 01:45:01 pm
and rather small
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 October 2020, 02:07:34 pm
 limp todgers that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 October 2020, 02:02:21 pm
become erect when
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 October 2020, 03:11:59 pm
they are gently
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 October 2020, 01:02:43 pm
bashed against drystone
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 October 2020, 02:25:13 pm
  Walls on sunday's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 October 2020, 12:35:38 am
sheep shagging event
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 October 2020, 10:33:38 am
, some of them
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 October 2020, 02:57:37 pm
Sliding in nicely
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 26 October 2020, 12:18:29 am
up to the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 26 October 2020, 10:49:14 am
the nagers in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 October 2020, 02:00:56 pm
into the hot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 October 2020, 07:01:00 pm
and sticky crevice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 October 2020, 11:12:26 am
of the camel's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 October 2020, 01:59:42 pm
right side armpit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 29 October 2020, 06:25:37 pm
or other convenient
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 October 2020, 08:41:08 pm
wet slimy hole
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 31 October 2020, 01:03:04 pm
pertaining to camels.

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 31 October 2020, 01:43:27 pm
   that get the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 November 2020, 11:04:22 am
hump about humping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 November 2020, 11:33:45 pm
like queers,who
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 November 2020, 11:52:03 am
really dislike other
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 November 2020, 02:18:13 pm
and are trying
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 04 November 2020, 12:20:20 am
to decide which
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 November 2020, 11:17:51 am
hole suits them
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 November 2020, 04:59:39 pm
Biden or Trump
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 04 November 2020, 08:07:34 pm
  The Two Arsehole's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 04 November 2020, 08:44:03 pm
fighting to the
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 November 2020, 10:53:06 am
most disrespected twats
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 November 2020, 01:34:40 pm
  in the world
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: teecee90 on 05 November 2020, 03:03:57 pm
bar none, because
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 November 2020, 04:37:20 pm
they are geriatric
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 06 November 2020, 10:21:00 am
twats who know
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 November 2020, 07:53:59 pm
Absolutely Fuck All
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 November 2020, 01:38:51 pm
about camels humping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 November 2020, 02:30:05 pm
  At the oasis
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 November 2020, 11:01:40 am
with Joe and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 November 2020, 02:30:44 pm
anybody who cares
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 08 November 2020, 06:30:00 pm
or even looks
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 08 November 2020, 07:38:58 pm
at anything in
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 November 2020, 10:57:41 am
Kismet, the rise
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 November 2020, 01:18:20 pm
  Of Reginald Perrin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 November 2020, 08:33:41 pm
followed his fall
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: robbo on 09 November 2020, 10:01:41 pm
from grace,because
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: teecee90 on 10 November 2020, 12:00:31 pm
my aunt Freda
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 November 2020, 12:09:23 pm
would not get
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 10 November 2020, 12:14:58 pm
off the bus
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 November 2020, 01:58:02 pm
   until it stopped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 10 November 2020, 06:43:27 pm
outside the porn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 November 2020, 07:53:54 pm
shop where massive
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 November 2020, 10:59:35 am
discounts were being
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 November 2020, 12:38:26 pm
made on adult
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 November 2020, 04:17:46 pm
  Books and Films
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 November 2020, 09:02:15 pm
dildo's,vibrators,whips
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 November 2020, 10:18:22 am
made from liquorice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 November 2020, 02:22:50 pm
  And old rope
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 12 November 2020, 07:10:22 pm
knotted, for extra
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 November 2020, 12:43:53 pm
zing when whipped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 November 2020, 08:01:45 pm
 Across one's cobblers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 14 November 2020, 12:35:26 am
AAAGH! AAAGH! AAAGH!
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 November 2020, 02:50:20 pm
mind my conkers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 November 2020, 03:05:45 pm
bellowed the cook
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 14 November 2020, 11:55:49 pm
as they strapped
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 November 2020, 10:14:12 am
his ass hard
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 November 2020, 02:12:40 pm
 that he shat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 November 2020, 09:15:55 pm
himself and still
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 November 2020, 01:07:13 pm
managed to cook
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 November 2020, 03:22:01 pm
 bangers and beans
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 16 November 2020, 05:54:54 pm
for the Madame
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 November 2020, 09:47:22 am
 To stuff up
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 17 November 2020, 10:20:28 am
her husbands gaping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 November 2020, 02:02:55 pm
  motorcycle exhaust pipe
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 19 November 2020, 12:35:24 am
which she was
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 November 2020, 11:34:47 am
modifying as a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 November 2020, 02:30:05 pm
 chrome plated dildo
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 20 November 2020, 12:05:47 am
to pleasure herself
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 November 2020, 10:38:12 am
  every other day
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 November 2020, 01:15:51 pm
whilst riding on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 November 2020, 03:30:16 pm
 Boris Johnsons ''Johnson''
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 November 2020, 10:56:08 am
trying to convince
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 November 2020, 04:12:57 pm
The country it's   
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 23 November 2020, 08:03:56 pm
still ok to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 November 2020, 10:48:55 am
pump the hell
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 24 November 2020, 09:13:08 pm
out of his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 November 2020, 11:25:41 am
grotesquely swollen member
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 26 November 2020, 10:47:05 am
and shoot his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 November 2020, 04:13:09 pm
  Baby batter everywhere
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 27 November 2020, 12:12:18 am
and she still
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 November 2020, 04:07:06 pm
 managed to catch
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 27 November 2020, 11:59:15 pm
a dose of
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Post by: Oldgit on 28 November 2020, 02:15:30 pm
the clap despite
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Post by: acid drop on 28 November 2020, 03:50:23 pm
 Taking an aspirin
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Post by: Oldgit on 29 November 2020, 11:29:29 am
once a day
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Post by: coffee on 29 November 2020, 01:18:57 pm
along with several
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Post by: acid drop on 29 November 2020, 03:32:42 pm
  Shot's of Tequila
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 November 2020, 09:05:34 pm
intravenously with vodka
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Post by: Oldgit on 30 November 2020, 10:40:15 am
shaken and not
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Post by: coffee on 01 December 2020, 12:31:28 am
stirred but rogered
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Post by: acid drop on 01 December 2020, 11:50:10 am
 up the exhaust
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Post by: Oldgit on 01 December 2020, 12:38:05 pm
and the catalytic
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Post by: acid drop on 02 December 2020, 02:59:42 pm
 highway to heaven
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Post by: coffee on 02 December 2020, 08:41:49 pm
orgasm after orgasm
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Post by: acid drop on 03 December 2020, 08:51:56 am
  dripping with fluids
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Post by: Oldgit on 03 December 2020, 11:38:15 am
which were used
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Post by: acid drop on 03 December 2020, 02:02:03 pm
  As extra lubrication
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 03 December 2020, 06:08:41 pm
for her arse
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 December 2020, 12:09:01 pm
as it had
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Post by: acid drop on 04 December 2020, 04:30:01 pm
Become rather crusty
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Post by: Oldgit on 05 December 2020, 01:11:55 pm
and ragged from
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Post by: coffee on 06 December 2020, 01:11:26 am
to much penetration
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Post by: Oldgit on 06 December 2020, 11:10:31 am
by huge dildo's
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Post by: acid drop on 06 December 2020, 03:29:47 pm
  And sweaty knobs
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Post by: coffee on 06 December 2020, 03:51:38 pm
covered in shit
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Post by: Oldgit on 07 December 2020, 10:42:54 am
because they were
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Post by: coffee on 07 December 2020, 02:37:38 pm
back door wankers
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Post by: acid drop on 07 December 2020, 07:18:49 pm
 who exposed themselves
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Post by: Oldgit on 08 December 2020, 10:27:41 am
on the web
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Post by: agricola on 08 December 2020, 11:43:14 am
Sorry, wrong thread :o
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Post by: coffee on 08 December 2020, 05:01:17 pm
as horny dudes
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Post by: acid drop on 09 December 2020, 09:44:06 am
and crazy nudes
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Post by: Oldgit on 09 December 2020, 10:57:47 am
with shaven pubes
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Post by: coffee on 09 December 2020, 03:52:20 pm
resulting in ichy
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Post by: acid drop on 09 December 2020, 03:57:10 pm
 and sweaty bollox
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Post by: Oldgit on 10 December 2020, 10:20:00 am
which turned into
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 December 2020, 02:29:01 pm
an uncomfortable mess
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Post by: coffee on 10 December 2020, 07:30:19 pm
of spunk and
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Post by: Oldgit on 11 December 2020, 10:13:25 am
crusty skin paste
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Post by: acid drop on 11 December 2020, 01:45:49 pm
Spread on toast
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Post by: coffee on 11 December 2020, 07:06:23 pm
OH! my GOD!!!
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Post by: acid drop on 12 December 2020, 11:49:34 am
 That tastes awful
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Post by: Oldgit on 12 December 2020, 03:48:40 pm
Just wait till
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Post by: acid drop on 14 December 2020, 04:29:39 pm
  I tell mum
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 14 December 2020, 11:54:50 pm
what you've been
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 December 2020, 11:14:05 am
  Eating out daily
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 December 2020, 01:14:15 pm
instead of making
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 20 December 2020, 10:17:39 pm
love juice sarnies
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Post by: acid drop on 21 December 2020, 03:43:25 pm
  And fanny burgers
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: windyg on 22 December 2020, 03:16:07 pm
with meat balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 December 2020, 10:41:30 am
and long sausages
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 December 2020, 11:33:10 am
  Up your nose
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 December 2020, 12:09:01 pm
Pretending that it
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 December 2020, 09:10:08 am
is big boogies
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 29 December 2020, 04:27:45 pm
that are not
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Post by: acid drop on 30 December 2020, 02:25:49 pm
 going to be
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Post by: Oldgit on 31 December 2020, 01:50:57 pm
eaten by Jeremy
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Post by: b1k3rdude on 01 January 2021, 01:10:27 am
...happy New year  :b
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 02 January 2021, 12:33:08 am
but by Boris
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 January 2021, 10:47:02 am
just loves this
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 January 2021, 02:47:33 pm
  Type of snack
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Post by: Oldgit on 03 January 2021, 10:05:02 am
when mumbling on
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Post by: acid drop on 04 January 2021, 01:25:59 pm
about shagging Starmer
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 January 2021, 11:41:37 am
in the lobby
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Post by: acid drop on 05 January 2021, 03:45:37 pm
 Of house of
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Post by: coffee on 06 January 2021, 12:25:03 am
ill repute,with
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Post by: Oldgit on 06 January 2021, 03:36:32 pm
Keir bringing up
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Post by: acid drop on 06 January 2021, 04:24:36 pm
last nights supper
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Post by: coffee on 07 January 2021, 12:29:07 am
lumps and all
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 January 2021, 01:56:48 pm
before muffing Diane
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 January 2021, 02:55:51 pm
  As Corbyn looked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 January 2021, 11:15:54 am
on with distain
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Post by: acid drop on 08 January 2021, 03:03:59 pm
and played with
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Post by: Oldgit on 09 January 2021, 11:39:26 am
his one ball
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Post by: acid drop on 09 January 2021, 02:41:27 pm
while Abbott played   
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Post by: coffee on 09 January 2021, 08:13:21 pm
with his limp
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Post by: Oldgit on 10 January 2021, 11:09:36 am
wrist as he
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Post by: acid drop on 10 January 2021, 04:08:56 pm
   Licked Mrs May's       
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Post by: Oldgit on 11 January 2021, 11:34:12 am
left elongated flap
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Post by: acid drop on 11 January 2021, 11:57:40 am
    Which was very
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 11 January 2021, 06:07:02 pm
swollen and red
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 January 2021, 01:50:45 pm
from being battered
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 January 2021, 02:42:38 pm
   By Corbyns gigantic
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 13 January 2021, 12:23:24 am
Dildo,with which
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Post by: Oldgit on 13 January 2021, 11:36:16 am
Diane loved as
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Post by: acid drop on 13 January 2021, 12:11:24 pm
  Much as Corbyns
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 13 January 2021, 01:38:26 pm
no longer alove
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 January 2021, 11:38:40 am
guru but a
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Post by: acid drop on 14 January 2021, 01:23:12 pm
  Bearded old tossbag
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 January 2021, 11:00:25 am
who stubbornly refused
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 15 January 2021, 04:41:08 pm
to wear a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 January 2021, 07:28:24 pm
     Bright red Mankini
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Post by: Oldgit on 16 January 2021, 11:53:27 am
as leader of
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Post by: acid drop on 16 January 2021, 04:14:10 pm
   the knitting circle
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Post by: Oldgit on 17 January 2021, 11:05:50 am
which meets on
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 January 2021, 01:55:51 pm
 Every second tuesday
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Post by: Oldgit on 18 January 2021, 10:47:26 am
after the orgy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: kitcrazy on 18 January 2021, 11:35:06 am
We drink beer
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Post by: acid drop on 18 January 2021, 02:06:44 pm
And tell story's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 January 2021, 10:03:24 am
about how we
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 January 2021, 03:10:40 pm
  Fixed Boris's bike
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 January 2021, 01:03:26 pm
using just a
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 January 2021, 01:50:15 pm
 bit of bullshit
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 21 January 2021, 02:18:26 pm
along with some
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 21 January 2021, 03:50:49 pm
Clever scientific ideas
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 January 2021, 11:37:57 pm
like electronic dildos'
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 January 2021, 01:32:49 pm
powered by Chinese
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 January 2021, 03:45:08 pm
  Virus spreading scientists
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 January 2021, 11:01:52 am
who deny even
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 January 2021, 04:31:55 pm
 Being tested for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 January 2021, 07:16:11 pm
excessive flatulence disorder
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 24 January 2021, 12:00:28 am
which leads to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 January 2021, 03:50:01 pm
   brown foggy days
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 January 2021, 11:00:09 am
and stinky nights
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 January 2021, 11:16:04 am
 Oxygen mask needed?
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 January 2021, 05:01:42 pm
delectable dangleberry dinner
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Post by: acid drop on 25 January 2021, 07:01:54 pm
   And fannybatter gravy
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Post by: Oldgit on 26 January 2021, 11:44:57 am
followed by Knob
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 26 January 2021, 04:28:53 pm
of brown stuff
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 January 2021, 11:39:39 am
which had been
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 27 January 2021, 08:01:08 pm
used for staining
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 January 2021, 11:03:19 am
  Boris's coffee table
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 28 January 2021, 02:38:55 pm
a lovely shade
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 29 January 2021, 01:42:49 pm
  Of anal beige
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 30 January 2021, 11:48:39 am
with flecks of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 30 January 2021, 02:05:14 pm
ginger biscuit crumbs
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Post by: Oldgit on 31 January 2021, 10:33:37 am
and diced carrot
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 February 2021, 02:11:15 pm
 Mixed together with
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 01 February 2021, 06:16:03 pm
even more dangleberries
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 February 2021, 06:40:08 pm
that had fallen
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 February 2021, 07:08:05 pm
from Boris Johnsons
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 February 2021, 10:34:59 am
best friends privates
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 February 2021, 11:39:08 am
 When he shook
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 February 2021, 10:41:11 am
off his crusty
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 03 February 2021, 07:06:12 pm
 old pair of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 04 February 2021, 12:50:23 pm
skiddies that had

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Post by: acid drop on 05 February 2021, 09:23:29 am
  Seen better days
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 February 2021, 10:34:10 am
the ex MOD
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 06 February 2021, 11:28:37 am
 Camouflage wearing twat
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 February 2021, 05:19:25 pm
had borrowed them
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 07 February 2021, 09:40:41 pm
to see if
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 February 2021, 10:46:25 am
they covered his
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 February 2021, 02:41:50 pm
  very large rifle
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 09 February 2021, 11:35:27 am
plus cannon balls
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 09 February 2021, 07:55:02 pm
in fanny batter
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 February 2021, 10:52:09 am
that jangled back
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 11 February 2021, 09:22:32 am
 and forth often
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 February 2021, 11:05:47 am
when pumping vigorously

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 February 2021, 02:31:44 pm
  in your dreams
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 13 February 2021, 11:26:05 am
with that big
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 February 2021, 03:22:14 pm
 monstrous appendage dripping
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 14 February 2021, 12:46:54 pm
sperm all over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 14 February 2021, 04:25:59 pm
Diane Abbots head
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 14 February 2021, 07:43:34 pm
but she enjoyed
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 15 February 2021, 09:55:50 am
being a porn
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 15 February 2021, 01:30:07 pm
  Kings dirty bitch
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 February 2021, 10:09:25 am
for it made
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 16 February 2021, 12:19:33 pm
   Ready supply of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 16 February 2021, 05:25:38 pm
of free humps
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 17 February 2021, 12:46:47 pm
  For her mates
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 18 February 2021, 10:28:16 am
in the party
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 18 February 2021, 01:37:16 pm
who were getting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 18 February 2021, 01:41:13 pm
their kit off
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 18 February 2021, 03:59:42 pm
for the election

Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 19 February 2021, 10:58:23 am
revealing their manifesto's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 19 February 2021, 02:12:43 pm
and other unmentionables
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 20 February 2021, 09:17:55 am
to all members
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 20 February 2021, 12:00:23 pm
who had paid
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 20 February 2021, 03:04:11 pm
 good money, just
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 21 February 2021, 02:33:39 pm
so that they
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 21 February 2021, 10:00:59 pm
could jack off
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 22 February 2021, 10:12:35 am
in front of
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 22 February 2021, 10:37:19 am
  Jack and Jill
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 22 February 2021, 09:21:48 pm
better known as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 23 February 2021, 09:56:41 am
two complete gits
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 23 February 2021, 11:51:00 am
who liked to
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 February 2021, 04:00:31 pm
  Toss each other
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Streetbudgie on 23 February 2021, 04:37:02 pm
a red ball
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 23 February 2021, 07:36:52 pm
and play catch
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 24 February 2021, 11:21:03 am
the tits after
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 24 February 2021, 01:36:51 pm
  The Bra's removal
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 February 2021, 12:11:29 am
revealing saggy satchels
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 25 February 2021, 01:56:07 pm
and very droopy
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 25 February 2021, 02:56:14 pm
folds of skin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 25 February 2021, 03:35:21 pm
like old foreskin
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 25 February 2021, 06:58:05 pm
  past it's best
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 26 February 2021, 12:24:05 am
until suddenly, Diane
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 26 February 2021, 09:38:40 am
ejaculated all over
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 26 February 2021, 07:15:04 pm
Sir Kier Starmer's
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 27 February 2021, 09:22:54 am
brand new manifesto
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 27 February 2021, 09:59:27 am
  While Corbyn looked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 27 February 2021, 10:34:35 am
pleasantly surprised that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 27 February 2021, 08:22:42 pm
so much juice
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 27 February 2021, 08:38:47 pm
could come from
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 28 February 2021, 03:58:56 pm
  One mouldy orange
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 February 2021, 07:59:05 pm
looking just like
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 01 March 2021, 09:18:07 am
a dripping ball
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 01 March 2021, 10:31:30 am
of golden lubricant
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 01 March 2021, 04:06:48 pm
  Spreading over her
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 02 March 2021, 09:52:41 am
huge nipples that
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 02 March 2021, 10:08:27 am
had become firm
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 03 March 2021, 01:52:55 pm
with much sucking
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: cl1ve2004 on 03 March 2021, 02:31:00 pm
from emily thornberrys
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 04 March 2021, 10:57:20 am
luscious red lips
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 05 March 2021, 11:39:18 am
gobbling away for
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 05 March 2021, 04:12:53 pm
   Ever and Ever
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 07 March 2021, 10:21:15 am
rather than spouting
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 07 March 2021, 11:43:16 am
 Utter Labour Bollox
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 08 March 2021, 02:19:44 pm
to try and
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 08 March 2021, 07:14:24 pm
  get abbott naked
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 10 March 2021, 11:00:59 am
once more before
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 10 March 2021, 02:51:55 pm
    Jeremy Corbyns Birthday
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 11 March 2021, 11:03:39 am
bash, with guests
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 12 March 2021, 09:56:51 am
 Screwing their supporters
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: Oldgit on 12 March 2021, 02:13:45 pm
as hard as
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: acid drop on 13 March 2021, 08:44:20 pm
 A Viagra Fuelled
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 28 April 2021, 05:41:43 pm
todger with attitude
Title: Re: Three word story
Post by: coffee on 09 May 2021, 06:47:21 pm
play with myself ;)