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Title: England will win the 2018 football world cup
Post by: Val on 10 July 2018, 01:55:41 am
I told you to stop complaining about weather and football people.

Its ComingHome - England will win 2018 football World Cup!  :lol:

BRITAIN is now officially a banana republic with constant sunshine, collapsing government and a very good football team.

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/britain-officially-a-banana-republic-20180709175140 (https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/britain-officially-a-banana-republic-20180709175140)

Title: Re: England will win the 2018 football world cup
Post by: YamFazFan on 10 July 2018, 08:03:58 am
Thank god I wore my corset, for I fear my sides may have split :rolleyes
Title: Re: England will win the 2018 football world cup
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 10 July 2018, 11:11:01 am
Is that why Britain is such a suitable place for you to live, Val?  :lol
Title: Re: England will win the 2018 football world cup
Post by: celticdog on 10 July 2018, 08:16:13 pm
You never know but . . .
Title: Re: England will win the 2018 football world cup
Post by: VNA - BMW Wank on 11 July 2018, 06:38:50 pm
Could be Englands great moment of glory before they destroy the UK with BREXIT.
Good luck to England tonight.  The manager seems a decent fella, good young down to earth team, but,
God help the rest of us if youse bring it hame :eek
Title: Re: England will win the 2018 football world cup
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 11 July 2018, 06:57:04 pm
Could be Englands great moment of glory before they destroy the UK with BREXIT.


Well, it was that or Scottish independence that would destroy it. We beat you to it  :lol
Title: Re: England will win the 2018 football world cup
Post by: mtread on 11 July 2018, 10:21:32 pm
Well it's all gone 'tits up'...... exactly like Brexit
Title: Re: England will win the 2018 football world cup
Post by: Hugh Mungus on 12 July 2018, 05:56:42 am
Well it's all gone 'tits up'...... exactly like Brexit


Oh well, we might as well give Northern Ireland back to the Irish as that will save this hard/soft border complication. Let Scotland have independence because one day they will actually get a majority and just rename Wales as England and be done with it. Then wave two fingers at the EU and sit there with a silly grin on our faces.


As for the football. I didn't see the England team play any football until the last ten minutes of extra time. The only pass they could string together was to the goalie, which was obvious as whenever they got into the Croatian penalty area they passed the back back down the field so the goalie could boot it back up again. Some kind of hit and hope routine from the 1970's.
Title: Re: England will win the 2018 football world cup
Post by: Slaninar on 12 July 2018, 08:47:06 am
Well it's all gone 'tits up'...... exactly like Brexit


Oh well, we might as well give Northern Ireland back to the Irish as that will save this hard/soft border complication. Let Scotland have independence because one day they will actually get a majority and just rename Wales as England and be done with it. Then wave two fingers at the EU and sit there with a silly grin on our faces.


As for the football. I didn't see the England team play any football until the last ten minutes of extra time. The only pass they could string together was to the goalie, which was obvious as whenever they got into the Croatian penalty area they passed the back back down the field so the goalie could boot it back up again. Some kind of hit and hope routine from the 1970's.
Any team could have won. Kane hit the post at 1-0 for England. I'd say well done for both teams for reaching the semi-finals - who would have guessed?! Players are tired by this stage, with lots of bruises and injuries piling up, with little time to recover.
Title: Re: England will win the 2018 football world cup
Post by: mtread on 12 July 2018, 09:52:33 am
First half we were all over them. Kane and Lingard and it would have been 3-0 and all over. As the great Sir Alex said.... 'Football, bloody hell!'
Title: Re: England will win the 2018 football world cup
Post by: Oldgit on 12 July 2018, 11:11:03 am
nae luck boys, first decent team England has played, apart from Belgium and even then they didn't try a leg, as they would have had to play some decent teams.
Title: Re: England will win the 2018 football world cup
Post by: steve 10562cc on 12 July 2018, 11:27:22 am
They snatched defeat from the jaws of victory,
and as an ex Notts County supporter I know what that looks like [font=&amp].  Mores the point I wasted 90 mins of empty roads when I should have gone out on the bike and had a blast as I had  intended to do [/size][/font]
Title: Re: England will win the 2018 football world cup
Post by: Oldgit on 12 July 2018, 12:02:13 pm
Who is this Gummy Gnome, Gummy Gnome, that the English fans were singing about???????
Title: Re: England will win the 2018 football world cup
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 12 July 2018, 12:18:31 pm
Who is this Gummy Gnome, Gummy Gnome, that the English fans were singing about???????

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwj01L2kuJncAhXF1xQKHfEGAp4QjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fnicolasturgeon&psig=AOvVaw1A2qz9gSe-wDZcwHK53s_t&ust=1531480684089527 (https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwj01L2kuJncAhXF1xQKHfEGAp4QjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fnicolasturgeon&psig=AOvVaw1A2qz9gSe-wDZcwHK53s_t&ust=1531480684089527)
Title: Re: England will win the 2018 football world cup
Post by: VNA - BMW Wank on 12 July 2018, 07:27:18 pm
They think it's all over - it is now!
Title: Re: England will win the 2018 football world cup
Post by: darrsi on 14 July 2018, 11:43:53 am
Who is this Gummy Gnome, Gummy Gnome, that the English fans were singing about???????


# It's coming gnome #

Title: Re: England will win the 2018 football world cup
Post by: Oldgit on 14 July 2018, 12:39:32 pm

looks like Gummy Gnome is doin ok.