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Title: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: devilsyam on 25 November 2015, 07:11:37 pm
seems there a trend awaiting nick at his new home or is it something more sinister

http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/hedge-trimmer-and-motorbike-stolen-1.93749 (http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/hedge-trimmer-and-motorbike-stolen-1.93749)
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: unfazed on 25 November 2015, 07:49:08 pm
Looks like the fear of hedges has finally got to him, a kwacker and a hedge trimmer :lol
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: devilsyam on 25 November 2015, 07:59:10 pm
he,s gone green
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: noggythenog on 25 November 2015, 08:15:53 pm
Blimey...........so you cant take him outta the south...but you cant take the south outta him...........should we grass him up??...we have a duty of care you know, guilt by association:-







HEDGE TRIMMER AND MOTORBIKE STOLEN
Published at 13:22, Thursday, 24 April 2008
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A Slow motorbike and a petrol engined hedge trimmer have been stolen from a Carlisle business.
Police are investigating a burglary at Rickerbys at Tyne Green in the early hours of Friday, April 11.
Some time between 4.30-4.40am someone playing the blues & smoking a tailor made entered the premises and smashed the glass window of a display cabinet to remove the hedge green coloured Yamaha Fazer motorbike
A red and black Zenoha hedge trimmer was stolen at the same time.
Hexham’s neighbourhood inspector, Kevin Oates, said: “The circumstances suggest that Nick Crisp was waiting nearby to remove the items and although the motorbike in question was green in colour that this may have been a temporary adornment only.
“Anyone who remembers seeing a suspicious character in the area, or is offered the motorbike or the hedge trimmer for sale, should contact police.”
Anyone with any information is asked to contact PC Chris Wheeler on 03456 043043 (http://foc-u.co.uk/tel:03456 043043).






Im in shock chaps........what should we do???
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: devilsyam on 25 November 2015, 08:26:34 pm
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/26/94/29/269429f48633e2e222a2fe0e20c9a55f.jpg)

hedge trimmer making his escape
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: noggythenog on 25 November 2015, 08:31:05 pm
Maybe thats why he hasnt been on here lately.....i assumed the house move but actually he is lying low.


He wont be able to resist though......all the cops need do is wait for him to logon & keep their officers eyes on the hedges.
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: devilsyam on 25 November 2015, 08:34:30 pm
i heard he had a new jod as a hedge fund manager
Title: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Exupnut on 25 November 2015, 08:56:51 pm
Hahahahahahahahah GENIUS POST!!!!

Spoke to him last night fer ages and apparently he's got a new bird on the go.... And she has a trimmed hedge aswell....
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: noggythenog on 25 November 2015, 09:13:52 pm
Hahahahahahahahah GENIUS POST!!!!

Spoke to him last night fer ages and apparently he's got a new bird on the go.... And she has a trimmed hedge aswell....


Pics please :b








Actually..hang on........Nick..........st Nick............just happens to dissapear before xmas..........WTF......why did i stop believing :'( .


He'll be back on boxing day.


Here he is on his sleigh.
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: devilsyam on 25 November 2015, 09:15:06 pm
Nick always lives his life on the hedge lol

Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Exupnut on 25 November 2015, 09:40:27 pm
I watched a programme about bush trimming in the countryside.....it was real cutting hedge stuff...
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: devilsyam on 25 November 2015, 10:04:14 pm

(http://oi67.tinypic.com/11aaf5d.jpg)

well seems he used the kwak in the film "closer to the hedge"
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: noggythenog on 25 November 2015, 10:23:03 pm
He has turned over a new leaf....or twig.....he uses the car to get the shopping in now.
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Robbie8666 on 25 November 2015, 11:58:19 pm
why was the bike in a display cabinet and not the hedge trimmers?

 :pokefun
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: noggythenog on 26 November 2015, 08:56:19 pm
No sightings then......hasnt logged in here.....do yous reckon he is ok???



Title: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Exupnut on 26 November 2015, 10:22:27 pm
He's got no hintraweb for 2 weeks until they come and install
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: noggythenog on 26 November 2015, 11:11:03 pm
He's got no hintraweb for 2 weeks until they come and install


Exup you feelin ok.............????....what happened to pretending he was lost in a hedge etc etc...whats happened.....youll be buying a twin next
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Exupnut on 26 November 2015, 11:19:39 pm
Shit Fraser that that went straight over my ead  lol.......yawn....gnight mate
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Frosties on 26 November 2015, 11:21:22 pm
Hahahahahahahahah GENIUS POST!!!!

Spoke to him last night fer ages and apparently he's got a new bird on the go.... And she has a trimmed hedge aswell....


New bird eh! Is she fit or does she look like she's been dragged through a hedge backwards  :rolleyes
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: noggythenog on 26 November 2015, 11:49:04 pm
........he's into topiary i reckon
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: unfazed on 27 November 2015, 08:38:42 am
Oh! No! Nick has gone all green  :'( Next thing we know he will be joining the Green Party :'(
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: noggythenog on 27 November 2015, 09:27:55 am
He just sent me a pic of his new house.


And his shed.
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Exupnut on 27 November 2015, 10:28:21 am
Hahahahaha Foccin luvin this thread
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Frosties on 27 November 2015, 12:29:12 pm
A wildlife photographer based in Carlisle has just sent this photo (triggered automatically) to the Cumbria constabulary who are trying to ascertain if this is an official siting of Nick
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Exupnut on 28 November 2015, 08:02:08 am
Oh no........its happend to me.....ITS FOCCIN CONTAGIOUS.....

(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/11/27/cf5cfb38d29f53c1141eda41108348ea.jpg)

(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/11/27/5867b04e96d6c665ac4f9304d0465afc.jpg)
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: NorthWestern on 28 November 2015, 08:55:48 am
Is this the new "planking"? " trimming "
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: noggythenog on 28 November 2015, 11:35:46 am
 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin




And exup rides a twin :o


Come on everybody.........get joining in...its easy.............perhaps youve gone over the hedge........taken yourself right to the hedge.......or just like hedging your bets......have you seen a suspicious hedge that may have been trimmed by Nick.......post it up.
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: noggythenog on 28 November 2015, 08:51:35 pm
M&P have a black friday week sale going on with these suits.


Ideal for the usually hedge inclined.....they look quite crisp i reckon.
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Frosties on 28 November 2015, 09:56:03 pm
Ahhh, ooooh I  know it...I know it - that film with Darth Fazer, you know "The Emperor Strikes Bark"
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: noggythenog on 28 November 2015, 10:17:39 pm
Ahhh, ooooh I  know it...I know it - that film with Darth Fazer, you know "The Emperor Strikes Bark"


Exactamondo frosties...........something you dont know about hedgetrimmer..........he was the stunt double for the Ewok that half inches the speeder bike in Return of the Jedi.....he got sacked........this was the last thing he seen.


Thats what first started him off with loving the great outdoors and why he moved up north.
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: red98 on 29 November 2015, 04:11:19 pm
NICK.....NICK.....is that you nick  ?    :lol
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Frosties on 29 November 2015, 09:34:17 pm
It's him alright !! Camped up nearby..........
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: mickvp on 30 November 2015, 06:56:42 pm
I heard they have made a book and a film based on his antics...

(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/11/30/4f123b08f0ac3be6e20cf597567e9675.jpg)

(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/11/30/43328fe01f4028216f71dd4613a5b19e.jpg)

:rollin
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: NorthWestern on 30 November 2015, 07:58:25 pm
(https://farm1.staticflickr.com/690/23428980095_c83e2d66bf_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: unfazed on 06 December 2015, 11:26:29 am
Anyone, any news from our Hedgetrimmer.

I know the area he bought his house was never flooded, but this is worse than previous floods.
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Skippernick on 06 December 2015, 12:22:36 pm
Hope he bought a boat!!
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Frosties on 06 December 2015, 04:11:50 pm
Hope he bought a boat!!


Nah, he's pretty good with his hands so reckon he made one. Wonder what it looks like  ;) ....








Found it  :D
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: noggythenog on 06 December 2015, 04:40:37 pm
How does that song go?




"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the hedge"  :lol
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: fazersharp on 06 December 2015, 04:43:27 pm
Ahhh, ooooh I  know it...I know it - that film with Darth Fazer, you know "The Emperor Strikes Bark"
Brilliant !!!! :rollin
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: midden on 06 December 2015, 11:50:02 pm
Hope he bought a boat!!
He doesn't need a boat, he's the hedgeswimmer
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Frosties on 07 December 2015, 07:58:50 am
Hope he bought a boat!!
He doesn't need a boat, he's the hedgeswimmer


Hedgeswimmer  :eek  Bloody surprised if he is, don't you need to be fit for that - I heard he does 40 - 60 of these a day
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: slimwilly on 07 December 2015, 06:26:51 pm
Well, what a time to go to Carlisle, I hope he is dry and safe,,half the town without power,,i think I only have his old mobile number,not working..

He did give me his new number,,,somewhere,,,,Devilsyam,,,Luke !!! you got it ?
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: unfazed on 07 December 2015, 08:12:45 pm
Well, what a time to go to Carlisle, I hope he is dry and safe,,half the town without power,,i think I only have his old mobile number,not working..

He did give me his new number,,,somewhere,,,,Devilsyam,,,Luke !!! you got it ?

Slim

If you find his mobile PM me with also please, I only have an old one also.
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Frosties on 07 December 2015, 10:41:53 pm
Well, what a time to go to Carlisle, I hope he is dry and safe,,half the town without power,,i think I only have his old mobile number,not working..

He did give me his new number,,,somewhere,,,,Devilsyam,,,Luke !!! you got it ?

Slim

If you find his mobile PM me with also please, I only have an old one also.


Found it - love the caption to the right  :lol


https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=hedge+phone&espv=2&biw=1280&bih=675&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjYgaGY6MrJAhVJQhQKHX-CB-sQ_AUICCgD#tbm=isch&q=phone+hedge&imgrc=3FwjJL7vu7X7IM%3A (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=hedge+phone&espv=2&biw=1280&bih=675&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjYgaGY6MrJAhVJQhQKHX-CB-sQ_AUICCgD#tbm=isch&q=phone+hedge&imgrc=3FwjJL7vu7X7IM%3A)
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: noggythenog on 09 December 2015, 09:43:14 am
Ok troops.......Nick is fine.......outside of the floods......SHOULD BE BACK ONLINE TOMORROW.


Apparently hasnt affected his guitar playing whatsoever.



So lets up the intensity of sympathy for him :b
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: red98 on 09 December 2015, 10:15:33 am
Good to hear mr nog..........back on line tomorrow huh........best start being nice about him  :lol
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: noggythenog on 09 December 2015, 11:56:05 am
He's still smoking.
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: unfazed on 09 December 2015, 02:24:03 pm
Good to hear, for a while there we thought it was out of the hedge into the water  :lol
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: mickvp on 09 December 2015, 06:32:54 pm
Nah, our Nick the hedge whisperer was never worried about the water, he just got the hedges to help him bail out:

(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12/09/aa6d57e487de944b036174889c962bb1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 10 December 2015, 11:28:15 am
 :look
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Dead Eye on 10 December 2015, 11:29:56 am
He's BACK!!
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Exupnut on 10 December 2015, 11:47:53 am
OMFG!!!!
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Frosties on 10 December 2015, 12:08:24 pm
 :'( :'( Noggy made me do it - said he'd make me ride a FZ1 which apparently is very scary and only for real men  :'( :'(
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 10 December 2015, 12:20:08 pm
Right! Retribution time!


Nah, feck it, CBA.


Except to say, Exupnut, you can't join the exclusive hedge club unless you actually CRASH into a hedge  :finger
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Frosties on 10 December 2015, 12:33:20 pm
Right! Retribution time!


Wouldn't blame you - you've had a lot of stick  :eek  that one slipped out - honest!
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Exupnut on 10 December 2015, 01:56:48 pm

Right! Retribution time!


Nah, feck it, CBA.


Except to say, Exupnut, you can't join the exclusive hedge club unless you actually CRASH into a hedge  :finger

Me an the chap who took the pic pissed ourselves laffin when I told him about u and what I wanted to do.....when I was tryin to dive into the hedge with just me legs stickin out I couldn't coz the hedge was to dense so I hit the deck a couple of times and the passing cars were a bit confused to say the least....good to see u back mate :-)
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: unfazed on 10 December 2015, 03:26:55 pm
The truth is out there, our Hedgetrimmer.washed his bike, ACFed, left the tap running and flooded Carlisle :lol
Title: Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 10 December 2015, 04:32:22 pm

Right! Retribution time!


Nah, feck it, CBA.


Except to say, Exupnut, you can't join the exclusive hedge club unless you actually CRASH into a hedge  :finger

Me an the chap who took the pic pissed ourselves laffin when I told him about u and what I wanted to do.....when I was tryin to dive into the hedge with just me legs stickin out I couldn't coz the hedge was to dense so I hit the deck a couple of times and the passing cars were a bit confused to say the least....good to see u back mate :-)


The hedge wasn't the only dense thing in that scenario  :b


The truth is out there, our Hedgetrimmer.washed his bike, ACFed, left the tap running and flooded Carlisle :lol



Shhhh!  :look


 :lol