I past my test far to long ago to be worried !

looks like a belter ! as my grandad would say
 
 looking at the last pic I can hear omen music !

Bugger so you cant get me a good deal on viagra then ?

 A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder       head from the motor of a Panther M100 when he spotted a well-known       cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the       service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic       shouted across the garage,  "Hey Doc, want to take a look at       this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised  walked over to where       the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened       up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine.       I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced       anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I       finished, it worked just like new.So how is it that I make £16.000 a year       and you make over £1m when you and I are doing basically the       same work?"
The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then       whispered to the mechanic.....
                       "Try doing it with the       engine running."

    Think I may pinch that pic if you dont mind !

number of previous owners   (((   13 )))   oh dear !
sorry but it looks like a right bag of bolts !
 Fazer No ,  more of a Bitza

I know internet banking is the way the banks are pushing us all in but as yet I do not have it on either my personal or business accounts nor do I have phone banking !
 
The reason behind paying a cheque rather than drawing cash and paying into my account is a cheque from the same branch costs nothing where as if i draw cash from the business account it costs !
 
I am amazed, it almost seems that some of you are sticking up for the banks ! LOL Nah that cant be true !
 
 
 

Natwest  cheque £73 worth of diesel  and ¾ of an hour wasted !
 
This is a short story told long !
 
A few years ago I paid a cheque from MY business Natwest account to my personal account same branch, I asked when it would clear and was told at the end of business that day.
That evening I went to the Isle of Wight to visit my mother, about 8 pm I stopped to fill up with fuel well after the bank had closed.
My debt card was refused on the grounds of insufficient funds! Luckily my girlfriend was with me so she was able to pay!
It transpired end of business to the Natwest was 3am the following morning! Wow who knew!
Very angry!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Well the f*K%RS have caught me again!
 
Monday I paid a cheque for £1,500, again from MY business account MY personal account.
On Tuesday I had a DD coming out of the account, a payment for the car £350
I knew there was£203 in the account as I checked when paying the cheque in.
 
Last night over twenty four hours later and passing there end of business day (3 am)
I got diesel £73 and my card was refused for insufficient funds!
 
For the mathematical among you 203 + 1,500 - 350 = £1,353 so where the F%^k was it?
 
I had horror scene rushing through my brain of card cloning allsorts. But after being cut of twice,
I finally got through to a lady who informed me that there were insufficient funds in the account as I was overdrawn by £150!!!!!
 
Turns out the Natwest have change there cheque process which now takes 5 days even for same bank transfers!
 
Wow again Who knew they made such a small change without telling anyone!
 
I have raised an official complaint and the outcome will see whether the natwest keep my personal and business accounts !
 
 

I get email requests for money but the dozen eachday everything from dear friend to this is the customs and excise pay up before we take you to court all rubbish and get binned
but the one that stands out was after a recent holiday to America i recieved a registerd mail letter informing me I was being sued for damages for a long term injury sustaned by a women involed in a car crash .
suposedly a car which I own, driven by my wife hit a woman and her injuries although not life threatening are life long !
 
This is meant to have happend in NewYork state in 2008 , problem is 2011 is the first time I have every been to America !
 
oops !

how about duck man ? why cos your ridin a quacker !
 

  I hope no one minds I have looked but there are no mods/admin online at the moment to ask perrmission to post this thread and link ! if it offends or is out side of any rules please delete it   
My better half has been involed for a few years now, and has posted the bit below on a few forums
 
EACH is a charity that is close to My heart as it was my fathers chosen charity and I think a fantastic cause
 
Now over to mrs snapper
 
 
   Halloween fundraiser. 
 
 Hi all. 
As some of you already know, I am part of a paranormal investigation group that investigates and tries to either prove or disprove spooky goings on in many Suffolk and Essex properties. For the last couple of years we have helped with a haunted hotel event and the hotel donate a share of profits to our chosen chariy. The team dont charge for any of the work but request that a donation is made to our chosen charity. http://www.justgiving...anormalThrillSeekers/

This year the Paranormal Thrill Seekers are raising funds for the East Anglian Children's Hospices. EACH. www.each.org.uk

EACH supports families and carers for children and young people with life-threatening conditions across Cambridgeshire, Essex, Norfolk and Suffolk.Providing care and support wherever the family wishes – in families’ own homes, in hospital or at one of their hospices in Ipswich, Milton and Quidenham.

EACH are a registered charity (no. 1069284) and need to raise around £4.8 million in public donations to deliver their services this year. This amounts to more than £13,000 a day, every day of the year. A heck of a lot of money as Im sure you will all agree but the funding is so worthwhile for all those who need care and support from EACH.

Tickets for the hotels event, if anyone local may be interested, may still be available from the hotel http://www.hintlesham.../halloween_dinner.htm and the Paranormal Thrill seekers have also set up a justgiving page for any donations we aquire in meantime.

This may be the last full investigation one of our team leaders goes on, due to her own physical difficulties, and just this one evenings work
will leave her pretty much exhausted and crippled for a good few days afterwards, though she has her own consultants, pain clinic and physio appointments set to help her in the days after this event. She really will be giving this her all this year for the EACH charity.

If anyone is feeling generous at this time of year (and i know with run up to Christmas things are tight) perhaps you could spare a few pennies for EACH and think of the team as they prepare for what always proves to be an interesting location (even some members of the team have been known to scream and run at Hintlesham Hall)     

Mike
 
I am  interested as well , pending price
 
the old wallet is a little thin at the moment !
 
 its just been the better halfs birthday !
 
Mark

after reading there little piece I wonder if they had the same bike ?