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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #250 on: 22 August 2015, 11:02:46 am »
What gets my goat is that almost everything gets my goat - it even gets my goat that getting my goat gets my goat
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #251 on: 22 August 2015, 06:54:54 pm »
What gets my goat is that almost everything gets my goat - it  : gets my goat that getting my goat gets my goat
The only good goat is goat curry  :b
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #252 on: 22 August 2015, 09:08:47 pm »
I don't have a goat......

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #253 on: 24 August 2015, 07:06:45 pm »
Those foccin coach driver's who are responsible for a coach load of people and they're on those fekkin mike's telling them to look left and look right blah blah and doing the same thing themselves without looking at the foccin road ahead of them, and the worse one goes to the prat that didn't have one of them, so he decided it was ok to use a mike that he held in his  hand, WTF? :groan
Why don't these assholes get a fekkin ticket?
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #254 on: 24 August 2015, 08:21:32 pm »
Why is it that after having trod in mud or dog poop you can walk for miles and it don't shift, yet the moment you walk indoors it's everywhere?? :'(.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #255 on: 24 August 2015, 11:14:53 pm »
Am i surprised.......no, not really.  :rolleyes



« Last Edit: 25 August 2015, 10:52:29 am by darrsi »
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #256 on: 24 August 2015, 11:17:11 pm »
Funniest comment ever "Still didn't indicate."  :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #257 on: 25 August 2015, 10:54:46 am »
Helmet manufacturers
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Why the hell don't they have a 60-61 cm size
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #258 on: 25 August 2015, 10:55:10 am »
When you pull over for an ambulance/fire engine/police car, then once it's passed the people behind you overtake you or don't let you back out?

WTF?  :groan
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #259 on: 25 August 2015, 11:28:49 am »
When you pull over for an ambulance/fire engine/police car, then once it's passed the people behind you overtake you or don't let you back out?

WTF?  :groan
Ahhhhhh this is spot on, whats wrong with these people - I was right in front of them they saw me pull over for the blues knowing im not just someone who was parked.

On the same subject - those who panic when bules come from behind. Its a wide enough road for them to pull to the side and yet they swerve and almost mount the pavement over kerb scattering pedestrians.   
« Last Edit: 25 August 2015, 12:46:06 pm by fazersharp »
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #260 on: 25 August 2015, 12:41:57 pm »
When you pull over for an ambulance/fire engine/police car, then once it's passed the people behind you overtake you or don't let you back out?

WTF?  :groan
Ahhhhhh this is spot on, whats wrong with these people - I was right infrount of them they saw me pull over for the blues knowing im not just someone who was parked.

On the same subject - those who panic when bules come from behind. Its a wide enough road for them to pull to the side and yet they swerve and mount the pavement over kerb scattering pedestrians.

Happened to me again on the way to work this morning, then unfortunately further up the road I caught up with the police car and an ambulance who were attending to a crashed biker on the pavement.  :(
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #261 on: 02 September 2015, 06:48:22 pm »
What got my goat tonight was the following:


1) sitting in the cage at a roundabout trying to get out of Canterbury tonight.  Traffic very slow.  Im in left hand lane to go straight on.  CAr coming round on inside lane, indicating right, my spider sense tells me he's going straight on, but I decide to pull out, as I would be entitled to given his road positioning and indication, he's gloing about 10 mph so happy we can both stop.  And YEP, I was right, he was going straight on, still indicating right as he crosses lanes to go straight on, he then sits on his horn pissed off at me for "pulling out in front of him"!  TWAT!  It's times like that I want to stop the car and very calmly explain that indicating right on the inside lane means he's going round and not pulling off and actually he was in the wrong, not me.  Not worth it though.


2) driving through Faversham on the A2 bloke behind me talking on his phone and smoking a fag!  Great multitasking skills I suppose, driving, smoking and using a phone  :\ [size=78%], [/size][/size]but what a twat!!![size=78%]

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #262 on: 02 September 2015, 07:07:37 pm »
Bus drivers who think theres only one rule in the highway code      :grumble
One, is never going to be enough.....

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #263 on: 02 September 2015, 07:59:34 pm »
some idiots bikers who think there's only one rule in the highway code '
[/size]had one over take me while I was overtaking 3 cars ..felt him whizz pass.
[/size]friggin moron if I'd remember his no plate would've kicked him up the kyber.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #264 on: 03 September 2015, 12:32:20 am »
People who can't use the Size tag on Forum posts properly...! :pokefun

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #265 on: 03 September 2015, 09:00:27 am »
bastids done it again. ah feck it.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #266 on: 03 September 2015, 09:35:41 am »
Kids back at school and the journey  to work doubling in time!

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #267 on: 05 September 2015, 05:23:25 pm »
in Liverpool city centre yesterday and in lane 1 of 2 on a dog leg right waiting at lights. Old bint in cage in L2, lights change and we both move, road changes into 3 lanes with me automatically in L2 and she cuts across me so I go into L1, she cuts across me again and lights go red. I go into L2 and ask her why she's cut me up twice?
I don't know where I'm going she said............
well that's all fucking right then.......you can wipe me out coz you're fucking lost......FUCK OFF AND USE YOUR MIRRORS.......TWAT

Just as well I'm switched on but some poor kid who's not, or on L plates may not be so lucky
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #268 on: 05 September 2015, 06:05:58 pm »
Pizza bike riders.......no explanation needed.
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« Reply #269 on: 05 September 2015, 08:32:18 pm »
Pizza bike riders.......no explanation needed.
Always quite fancied being one of those --- would do it for free, looks like proper fun, --- they seem to be held together with duct tape ! 
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #270 on: 05 September 2015, 08:35:08 pm »
People who say "shod" when talking about what tyres they have fitted
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« Reply #271 on: 05 September 2015, 08:57:39 pm »
People who say "shod" when talking about what tyres they have fitted


What shod they say then? :lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #272 on: 06 September 2015, 01:26:00 am »
Absolutely inconsiderate bastards who ride towards me whilst I'm walking on the pavement and then expect me to jump into the road so they can use the pavement as their own cycleway.
Oh and the feckin horsey set who do the same.
Oh and the horsey set who let their steeds shit a small mountain in the middle of the pavement for the rest of us to avoid. Not easy if you've got a buggy and don't like playing chicken with speeding vehicles. I'm going for a lie down. ✊
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #273 on: 08 September 2015, 02:54:22 pm »
The labels "lovingly made" or "proudly made" on the side of many products now a days, it is even on a packet of margarine!


I realise that they cannot put the truth "slapped together as cheaply as possible by clock watching minimum wage drudges who cannot wait until 5 to get the hell out" or "made with the cheapest crap we could find and blended with chemicals to make it taste right" or We hope this doesnt kill or injure you but it was made as cheaply as possible so all bets are off"


Maybe just leave the blatant lies off and leave us to reading the normal "healthy" or "low fat" lies whilst pretending it doesnt really mean "shit storm of chemicals"

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #274 on: 08 September 2015, 04:17:27 pm »
The labels "lovingly made" or "proudly made" on the side of many products now a days, it is even on a packet of margarine!


I realise that they cannot put the truth "slapped together as cheaply as possible by clock watching minimum wage drudges who cannot wait until 5 to get the hell out" or "made with the cheapest crap we could find and blended with chemicals to make it taste right" or We hope this doesnt kill or injure you but it was made as cheaply as possible so all bets are off"


Maybe just leave the blatant lies off and leave us to reading the normal "healthy" or "low fat" lies whilst pretending it doesnt really mean "shit storm of chemicals"
I think they should go back to the original ingredients and slap 'Not to be eaten by fat bastards' on the side of the packet.
To bloody pc this world
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