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Sew dare eye wuzz wivv me burd. Anne Diss feller terns up Anne sez yer mareed mayte. Well eye whirr a bit shockt. Enny hoo eye eight der cayk.

I have a friend going to Scotland next week and she asked me if wanted anything bringing back.  She's never heard of rowies, how can I explain to her what they are? All I can come up with is that they are better than cloutie dumplings.

Going to strip the bike and flog it. 
2002 forks a few marks from winter riding and stone chips, but straight £100
set of wheels with Michelin Pilot Road 2 tyres, still good for a few more thousand miles, paint flaking. £180
front calipers £50
LED rear lights £30
Engine can be seen running just needs a water pump £150
Frame + V5 £150
New bar end mirrors £10
OE rear shock £20
Rear wheel complete + spare sprocket carrier & spare cush rubbers £30
OE lights £10
Twin dominator headlights + brackets £50
Flyscreen for headlights £20
Tank, usual scratches for 14 year old bike £20
Dog bones, various lengths £5
Arse end tail tidy, new never fitted £5
Undertray £5
OE bars £5
Ignition barrel with keys £10
Unmolested middle part to rear plastics £5
Belly pan gold no fixings with scuffs and a minor crack £15

These prices do not include P&P which will vary on the size of the item, or you could sort out a courier.

Just struck it up and it has chucked it's fluid out, was supposed to MOT it on Thursday.  Obviously that is not going to happen.
So I have for sale that was up until this afternoon a reliable Mk1 FZS600 street fightered, bar end mirrors, fly screen.
The new info is. A mechanic has told me it's the waterpump that's gone.

With the bike comes-:
Owners manual
Rear caliper hanger
Arse end tail tidy
Undertray
Various length dogbones
1 fork seal
Ignition barrell with keys
Original bars (renthal fitted)
2 old rearcalipers
Front brake lever
Aftermarket end can and link pipe
Front mastercylinder
Spare sprocket carrier
LED rear lights
Belly pan (gold) has small crack and no fixings
A spare shock
Spare rear wheel
Topbox rail that has been welded so it will take a universal carrier
Fazer thou rear caliper
Back tyre changed less than 2k miles ago (Pilot road 2)
I have loads of nuts, bolts, old calipers, etc,etc.
Anything I have for a Fazer 600 goes with the bike.  It's Taxed until Feb 2014. 
It has 28k on the clock.
£600 
 
 
 
 

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Motorcycle clothing stores in Lincolnshire?  After a new jacket.

I needs a back brake caliper aaaaa akakakakakakakakakakakakak
For my 1998 FZS600, in reasonable condition. Or one from a stinky wee tena pants Gen 1 thou.
I could swap it for a back wheel, or pay for it.
 

Need a bit of advice.

They are black and used. . Heel plates are there but a tad worn.
One problem however.
 
The rear brake would work best if it had a pressure switch to work the brake light.
I got round this by just pulling the pedal back up with my foot.
All bolts are there and comes with fitting instructions.
£75 + P&P. 
 
Anyone with mechanical knowledge would be able to solve this problem.
 
 

or knows where to find a list of bolt sizes for a '98 FZS 600?
 

As title, used, bought and never fitted. £10 +P&P