Author Topic: cars that men should never be seen driving! (Read 13377 times)

BBROWN1664 · « **Reply #25 on:** 21 April 2012, 06:49:19 pm »

Renooooo twingo

Ben Diesel · « **Reply #26 on:** 21 April 2012, 06:52:56 pm »

Triumph Spitfire

BBROWN1664 · « **Reply #27 on:** 21 April 2012, 08:37:28 pm »

Sinclair C5
Skateboards

pilgrim · « **Reply #28 on:** 21 April 2012, 09:01:34 pm »

Anything, and I mean anything with Carlashes

No excuse.
At all.

Gingernutz · « **Reply #29 on:** 21 April 2012, 09:52:25 pm »

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Triumph Spitfire

Ben D...........
I've alway wanted a red spitfire

dx408 · « **Reply #30 on:** 21 April 2012, 09:54:26 pm »

Quote from: Captain Haddock on 21 April 2012, 11:57:54 am

Quote from: bwizz on 21 April 2012, 11:23:02 am
Any modern 4*4's because they are all shit.
Only difference betwean a 4*4 and a turd is that a turd is hard to polish !
i don't like them !
4*4's need a sticker saying "Does my dick look big in this" when the answer is usually "no you just look a dick in it" (Unless of course you happen to tow big trailers or live up a glacier)

If not bike it's usually a tatty skoda fabia diesel, it's the Mrs's car. (can still do cambridge to holyhead in 3.5 hours, alledgedly...)

I drive a 4x4 YES it has been off road (much to the kids amusment) wanted something big enough for me kids wife and the luggage room is great only a 2ltr CRTD so quite economical plenty of toys in the car and the last snow we had no problems (live in a village on a mountain so LOW priority on gritting) gave quite a few people lifts and towed a car or two out of the snow as well. Had one before same type sold it for a Focus total crap the boot went on fire after 5 weeks (brand new) Ford did not want to know shit in the snow had to buy chains to get in and out of the village sold that bought another 4x4 not posh but does the job great not bad on economy nice drive. So to all the 4x4 haters

I love mine

dx408 · « **Reply #31 on:** 21 April 2012, 10:02:56 pm »

Quote from: Gingernutz on 21 April 2012, 09:52:25 pm

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Triumph Spitfire
Ben D...........
I've alway wanted a red spitfire

That's not a Spitfire this is:-

But would love a Spitfire like this

sadlonelygit · « **Reply #32 on:** 22 April 2012, 05:20:59 pm »

a couple more............
Z3's and Fiat Barchetta's
and there's nowt wrong with spitfires..........25 years ago....

reaperx · « **Reply #33 on:** 22 April 2012, 07:03:31 pm »

Quote from: sadlonelygit on 22 April 2012, 05:20:59 pm

a couple more............
Z3's and Fiat Barchetta's
and there's nowt wrong with spitfires..........25 years ago....

Z3 Vito - Any motor driven by James Bond becomes instantly cool even if its not, eg the renaukt 11 that can alegedly manage to function with no fuel tank.

sadlonelygit · « **Reply #34 on:** 22 April 2012, 08:43:13 pm »

Quote from: reaperx on 22 April 2012, 07:03:31 pm

Z3 Vito - Any motor driven by James Bond becomes instantly cool even if its not, eg the renaukt 11 that can alegedly manage to function with no fuel tank.

i don't think so Tim!

dolau · « **Reply #35 on:** 22 April 2012, 09:47:37 pm »

Wifey has a Fiat Panda- done 45k miles in two years and hasnt missed a beat

Yesterday I was looking over a Mrec silk- how can that be a hairdressers car?

BBROWN1664 · « **Reply #36 on:** 23 April 2012, 08:45:13 am »

Dolau, drive the SLK and you will realise.

I used to like the Audi TT till I drove one and reaslised how hairdresser suited they are.

dolau · « **Reply #37 on:** 23 April 2012, 01:11:52 pm »

I also found out the roadtax for a silk was £500 a year

but I will have a test drive before I discard it- probably give me backache anyway

UG- you cant just say Peugeot and get away with it! I am on my second 207 and had a 306 and found them reliable and economic (diesel) and peugeot diesels go on and on and on and ............

Skinbeatersam · « **Reply #38 on:** 23 April 2012, 01:34:05 pm »

I drive a 4x4 YES it has been off road (much to the kids amusment) wanted something big enough for me kids wife and the luggage room is great only a 2ltr CRTD so quite economical plenty of toys in the car and the last snow we had no problems (live in a village on a mountain so LOW priority on gritting) gave quite a few people lifts and towed a car or two out of the snow as well. Had one before same type sold it for a Focus total crap the boot went on fire after 5 weeks (brand new) Ford did not want to know shit in the snow had to buy chains to get in and out of the village sold that bought another 4x4 not posh but does the job great not bad on economy nice drive. So to all the 4x4 haters

I love mine

I don't hate 4x4's, and it sounds like you actually need one.

What I hate, are 4x4 drivers, who drive in central London, who don't need them, and drive without care or consideration for anyone else using their size to intimidate other road users.

DryRob · « **Reply #39 on:** 23 April 2012, 02:11:16 pm »

Peugeot 206cc
Any car with additional cushions

goldfazer · « **Reply #40 on:** 23 April 2012, 05:41:33 pm »

Nowt wrong wivva SLK.

Mind you, given your dislike of convertibles, I bet you'l like one of them thar BMW C2(?) bikes wiv a roof

Kev8261 · « **Reply #41 on:** 24 April 2012, 06:52:59 pm »

Any cabriolet really, with the possible exception of a Bentley, but even that's borderline.

Jacko · « **Reply #42 on:** 24 April 2012, 07:26:47 pm »

500 Abarth I'd have one tomorrow

fazed600 · « **Reply #43 on:** 24 April 2012, 08:06:41 pm »

Escort XR3i convertible especially the pink one with the white roof! (Showing my age a bit though....)

BIG MAC · « **Reply #44 on:** 24 April 2012, 10:30:15 pm »

Any 'small' 4x4 (think BMW X1 - Toyota RAV4)
Small people carriers (zafira-cmax etc)
MR2 yeah I know it has great dynamics etc
ANY Fecking thing with a 'Powered by fairy dust' sticker on it...These vehicles should be immediately crushed

pilgrim · « **Reply #45 on:** 25 April 2012, 12:28:30 am »

I see a Smart most mornings with a 'Powered by fairy dust' sticker on it.
Must be Super high octane fairy dust with octane booster added though,
cos the sad old mutton who drives it must weigh well over 20 stone

Fook knows how she even gets into the poor thing, husband must own a giant shoe horn

FuZzBoM · « **Reply #46 on:** 28 April 2012, 10:25:01 am »

I disagree with the Z3. A mate has one, has plenty of room for 6'3 me. Also the Z3M is a serious bit of kit..

The car my Mrs has is girly.. Audi A2. she has got the more 'butch' one (if there is such a thing)
1.6 FSI
ok it may have a spoiler and 17 inch wheels as standard. but i still feel my testicles shrinking when i drive it lol.