Speaking of flip flops . . .
Broke down at side of road in Norfolk and as I fiddled with the engine a bloke pulled alongside, "Oi, mate! You look like you need a tow!"
"What makes you think that?" I replied, sarcastically.
"Well," he said, looking down at my flip-flops, "you've only got 10." (apologies to all Norfolk foccers)
Went to local petrol station and there was nothing coming out of the nozzle. I walked in and said, "Have you got your pumps on?
He replied, "No, I'm wearing flip-flops."
I can't wait for summer. Low-cut tops, short skirts, flip-flops...
Although admittedly they do make me look a bit gay. . .