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Apologies to Tori for singling her out, however...

For those that don't know, Laura (Old Mother Foccer) started a Foc-U affiliate membership tp the BMF a long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away.
Due to commitments running the council on Alderran whilst defeating the SITH (Honda owners in general), OMF passed the chain (and whips) of responsibility onto Tori.

For those of you interested in discounted insurance, entry to shows, witnessing Rence's Prawn Ring and Ghostbikers vitriolic tirade against *cough* bandit* riders; get in touch with the lovely Tori, chip a tenner into the kitty, show up the meets and have a reet guid piss up!!

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Re: Foccers and Foccettes, Tori and excessive Foccin' hassle for the few...
« Reply #1 on: 05 November 2011, 05:52:08 pm »
Yay!! Thanks hun x

This years (2012) frolics will include....drunken toss the welly....drunken mobility scooter racing, and a sambucca drinking competition (No one has beaten me yet LOL) Plus lots of other stuff. Cheap bike gear, lots of stalls selling funny hats and shiny things, beer, live bands, wheelie machine, bucking bronco, beer, moped endurance racing, lawnmower racing...and loads more!!! All for a tenner!! And I bring cake too! ;-)


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Re: Foccers and Foccettes, Tori and excessive Foccin' hassle for the few...
« Reply #2 on: 05 November 2011, 06:55:52 pm »
And captain Pink pants MAY even make another appearance  :lol


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Re: Foccers and Foccettes, Tori and excessive Foccin' hassle for the few...
« Reply #3 on: 05 November 2011, 07:55:04 pm »
ARGGGHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL You need a pink suggy slanket with that Chris!! ;-) :lol

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Re: Foccers and Foccettes, Tori and excessive Foccin' hassle for the few...
« Reply #4 on: 05 November 2011, 09:01:09 pm »
I thought it was just a discounted membership of the BMF, and I thought they were a dull bunch, but I was confusing them with MAG!!   After reading Tori's post, and seeing Ghostpants in the lycra,  I'm definitely in. Only a tenner?  I thought it was much more than that.   Maybe a regular post Tori with what the madmen actually get up to with a few foties, would attract more interest.   

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Re: Foccers and Foccettes, Tori and excessive Foccin' hassle for the few...
« Reply #5 on: 05 November 2011, 09:24:58 pm »
I thought I was boring everyone rigid with the amount of posts I normally make about it! Send me your money!!!! We have a BALL!! If we're not gaffer taping our marquee up and attracting the fire brigade and health & safety, we're attracting ambulances with <ahem> casualties, we're having 6 fry ups in one weekend and chasing each other with electric bug fryers!! Pics are up after every show! You just missed them! Sadly the old threads/pics seem to have been lost on the old site :( Maybe someone might resurrect some.......
Rence...playing 'race the scoot'

Our marquee attracting the er..emergency services...

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Re: Foccers and Foccettes, Tori and excessive Foccin' hassle for the few...
« Reply #6 on: 05 November 2011, 09:26:50 pm »
Does it look dull?!  :lol :lol


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« Reply #7 on: 05 November 2011, 11:18:06 pm »
I think I'll fit right in.  Although I'd probably be drinking special brew whilst riding the scooter,  or a bottle of buckfast!   Can you pm me how you want paying.   Cash in the post would be best for me at the moment, but should be able to manage paypal if the parents give me their card to link to account.    I would advise them not to, if they asked my honest opinion, but worth a chance  :)  Mine were, ahem, cancelled, after a century spent in hospital  :'(
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Re: Foccers and Foccettes, Tori and excessive Foccin' hassle for the few...
« Reply #8 on: 05 November 2011, 11:58:40 pm »
Lol! You don't trust yourself with your folks card and yours have been taken away?! Lol! And you want my addy to send cash? Lol again!

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Re: Foccers and Foccettes, Tori and excessive Foccin' hassle for the few...
« Reply #9 on: 06 November 2011, 11:59:20 am »
i can heartily recommend it, and just sorry we cant always see you guys there, will see what this years dats clash with and how greedy they want to be for us stall holders and see if we can sort something out
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Re: Foccers and Foccettes, Tori and excessive Foccin' hassle for the few...
« Reply #10 on: 06 November 2011, 06:44:06 pm »
It'd be great to see you at the BMF again...and I need a new hat! ;-) I have a new one for every bmf now! :lol

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Re: Foccers and Foccettes, Tori and excessive Foccin' hassle for the few...
« Reply #11 on: 07 November 2011, 10:42:16 am »
You should have a payment now Tori.
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Re: Foccers and Foccettes, Tori and excessive Foccin' hassle for the few...
« Reply #12 on: 07 November 2011, 11:47:08 am »
Yes thanks Mick, all received :)

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Re: Foccers and Foccettes, Tori and excessive Foccin' hassle for the few...
« Reply #13 on: 07 November 2011, 08:59:28 pm »
Recommend these weekends to anyone, especially the rivalry with the bandit support group. Free entry to the live bands.  Can also discover the wonders of a bacon and byriani sandwich.  You guys are really missing out.

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Re: Foccers and Foccettes, Tori and excessive Foccin' hassle for the few...
« Reply #14 on: 07 November 2011, 09:03:14 pm »
I suppose I could bung another tenner in, though I'm still saving for new jeans are the scooter knee down antics (must get some sliders for this year), I think we should kick the mopeds out and have mobility mayhem racing :D
A tenner for a couple of weekends camping, chuckling and haggling + about the same for copius amounts of bacon and beer from sun up to the wee small hours cant see anything wrong (apart from possible captain pink pants of course !!)

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Re: Foccers and Foccettes, Tori and excessive Foccin' hassle for the few...
« Reply #15 on: 07 November 2011, 10:30:57 pm »
I cant remember...am I in this year?
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« Reply #16 on: 09 November 2011, 12:38:02 pm »
Rence, can you do it asap please? We can at least get affliated for this year, but I'll have to make up the shortfall unless we get some more takers.7

Trev, you're in already, I received your subs for 2012 thanks :)

Come on folks!! £10 for the year!

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Re: Foccers and Foccettes, Tori and excessive Foccin' hassle for the few...
« Reply #17 on: 09 November 2011, 12:41:58 pm »
How many more are needed Tori??
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Re: Foccers and Foccettes, Tori and excessive Foccin' hassle for the few...
« Reply #18 on: 09 November 2011, 05:45:16 pm »
Subs are £146, we have ten signed up, plus about £30 from last year, plus we need a new marquee :(

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Re: Foccers and Foccettes, Tori and excessive Foccin' hassle for the few...
« Reply #19 on: 13 November 2011, 04:14:43 am »
Only ten!
Tori, how do I go about getting the discounts thru the BMF etc.  Do you have a member number for me?   Or do you have to wait til you have enough foccers to sign up before applying as a group?
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« Reply #20 on: 13 November 2011, 11:11:01 am »
I can give you the foc u member number as soon as I get it :) You will also get a membership card, which we normally hand out at the first rally if the year.

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« Reply #21 on: 13 November 2011, 12:27:57 pm »
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« Reply #22 on: 13 November 2011, 03:28:18 pm »
we allways seem to strugle with members right up untill spring when its gets close to the shows itself when ppl suddenly think they wouldnt mind going for the day and the cost of a year membership is less than the cost of a days ticket lol.
personaly i just like pushing a clubs name thats helped so many...... and upsetting bandit riders :)

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Re: Foccers and Foccettes, Tori and excessive Foccin' hassle for the few...
« Reply #23 on: 19 November 2011, 01:31:18 am »
Dont leave it to the last min to sign up for the BMF membership, lots offten do.
But to be the voice of doom and gloom (and i hate being that) but with out earlyer support we wont be able to carry on promoting the club at these events.

YOUR CLUB NEEDS YOU :P

Not just to pay subs so you get discounts and free show tickets either. NO! but it would be nice to have new faces at the shows themself to strike fear in to the hearts of bandit owners and harlys  :D