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demic77

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« on: 13 April 2013, 12:01:04 am »
Who remembers this guy? Anyone got a monkey spunk Fazer? Lol


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Re: Viz
« Reply #1 on: 13 April 2013, 12:44:23 am »
No sorry I don't remember that, now the "fat slags" is another thing, lol.
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Re: Viz
« Reply #2 on: 13 April 2013, 12:54:57 am »
His leopard fanny batter scooter was far cooler
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Re: Viz
« Reply #3 on: 13 April 2013, 01:28:31 am »
Think I've just put myself on a police watch list searching google for the character that asked, "to climb into your daughter's box to grow big"
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Re: Viz
« Reply #4 on: 13 April 2013, 12:15:43 pm »
I do remember Sid the Sexist fffffffffnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


and the fabulous Bacons, who can still be regularly seen on Jeremy Kyle.
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Re: Viz
« Reply #5 on: 13 April 2013, 02:15:46 pm »
I was quite partial to Raffles the gentleman thug
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Re: Viz
« Reply #6 on: 13 April 2013, 02:21:15 pm »
And good old Buster  :lol :lol


« Last Edit: 13 April 2013, 02:22:26 pm by nakedadder »
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Re: Viz
« Reply #7 on: 13 April 2013, 09:29:20 pm »
Top tips was my favourite. I still keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge in case anybody fancies a black coffee!
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Re: Viz
« Reply #8 on: 14 April 2013, 12:04:16 pm »
Jon   :lol :rollin :rollin :lol




My favourite............


" BIRDWATCHERS. If you have any old bits of wood laying about, nail them to your trees to attract woodpeckers"




I think I was on a train in rush hour when I read that............................. got some very strange looks.
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Re: Viz
« Reply #9 on: 14 April 2013, 12:27:59 pm »
AVOID parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to “fast wipe”   whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed!
Genius tips for everyday life :D
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Re: Viz
« Reply #10 on: 14 April 2013, 07:38:37 pm »
Does no one remember "thieving Gypsy Bastards!"? It lasted one issue as there were so many complaints...

Fav 'top tip': "Here's a message to all you taxi drivers out there; why not pop along to your local garage and get those indicators fixed so other road users know where the f*ck you're going!"
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Re: Viz
« Reply #11 on: 14 April 2013, 08:13:23 pm »
Postman plod miserable bastard and biffa bacon were my favourite's.
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Re: Viz
« Reply #12 on: 14 April 2013, 09:39:39 pm »
Quote from: steeeve66 on 14 April 2013, 07:38:37 pm
Does no one remember "thieving Gypsy Bastards!"? It lasted one issue as there were so many complaints...
IIRC they changed the title to "Honest Romany Folk" the issue after..  :rollin
 
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Re: Viz
« Reply #13 on: 14 April 2013, 10:56:40 pm »
Johnny Fartpants was the best - FACT  :lol
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Re: Viz
« Reply #14 on: 15 April 2013, 03:26:18 pm »
Prevent eggs from rolling off your worktop by placing them in a bowl or similar receptacle.

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Re: Viz
« Reply #15 on: 15 April 2013, 07:49:21 pm »
 Roger Mellie and Spoilt Bastard were my favourites
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Re: Viz
« Reply #16 on: 15 April 2013, 08:46:00 pm »
Save on expensive water bills by washing with masking tape, wrap yourself in it from head to toe and simply peel off the dirt...
 
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Re: Viz
« Reply #17 on: 18 April 2013, 07:51:50 pm »
Quote from: Exupnut on 14 April 2013, 08:13:23 pm
Postman plod miserable bastard and biffa bacon were my favourite's.
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Postman plod delivering a letter: what's this photos do not bend? Of course they do look...
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