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TWAT DRIVERS...........
« on: 20 October 2011, 11:42:17 am »
Well I knew I shouldn't watch but tuned in last night to that prog. called C*NTS or something like that.


What with..........."Ooooooooh I can't drive on motorways in case I have to change lane"




and........... "I like to drive slowly so I can send text messages"...........




then.................... "Ooops I've stalled it again for the 4000th time......................"




Next week we can look forward to the chav driving along with a bag of fries in one hand and a coffee in the other.




Its no wonder I use my bus pass whenever I can.






Cunts.
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Re: TWAT DRIVERS...........
« Reply #1 on: 20 October 2011, 12:48:00 pm »
Do the parents a favour and stick an 18 on your subject :)

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Re: TWAT DRIVERS...........
« Reply #2 on: 20 October 2011, 06:34:07 pm »
We have had this discussion before.
This is a BIKER'S site and I do not post for the benefit of curious kids. :eek :'( :o
I used to not give a foc, then I discovered Red Bull and now I don't give a flying foc !!!

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Re: TWAT DRIVERS...........
« Reply #3 on: 20 October 2011, 07:19:50 pm »
Well, that's alright then.

Of course, you don't look a twat now either :pokefun


















































/troll

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Re: TWAT DRIVERS...........
« Reply #4 on: 20 October 2011, 07:21:32 pm »
<snip>This is a BIKER'S site<snip>

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Re: TWAT DRIVERS...........
« Reply #5 on: 20 October 2011, 08:18:56 pm »
to be fair that is quite funny :rollin
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Re: TWAT DRIVERS...........
« Reply #6 on: 20 October 2011, 08:52:44 pm »
At first I thought this was a piss take. I said exactly the same to my missus, "it'll be one of these twats who kill me"

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Re: TWAT DRIVERS...........
« Reply #7 on: 20 October 2011, 10:21:11 pm »
I saw that programme too and did wonder how those people managed to pad their test!
Another ex-Fazer rider that is a foccer again

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Re: TWAT DRIVERS...........
« Reply #8 on: 21 October 2011, 09:46:37 pm »