Date: 22-05-19  Time: 18:49 PM

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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2900 on: 19 April 2019, 10:07:22 PM »

As for Farage and Johnson, did you get your decimal place in the wrong place?  I would expect them both to worth a heck of a lot more than 1.5 million.
 
That figure is the celebrity net worth per year. Their personal wealth is probably 100 times that, but did not think it was worth checking :lol :lol :lol

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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2901 on: 28 April 2019, 03:56:11 PM »

I was in the park with my dog and I said to this bloke,
"Would you support another Brexit referendum?"
"Not at all, " he replied. With that my dog bit him. I carried on and I saw a woman,
  I asked, "Would you support another Brexit referendum?"
"Never, " she said. My dog bit her as well.
As I carried on I met another man,
" Would you support another Brexit referendum?"
"Yes, we were all sold a lie." he said. With that my dog bit him.
My dog doesn't give a fuck about Brexit.  :lol
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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2902 on: 28 April 2019, 10:46:09 PM »
Your dog doesn't get a vote  :D

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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2903 on: 29 April 2019, 07:02:31 AM »

It wouldn't get any comedy awards either.
That's the most unfunny 'joke' I've ever heard :rolleyes
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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2904 on: 30 April 2019, 10:08:28 PM »

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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2905 on: 03 May 2019, 03:17:29 PM »
Theresa May said today the local election results gave both the Conservatives and Labour a simple message "to get on with Brexit".

Let's have a look at those results in detail shall we :rolleyes
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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2906 on: 03 May 2019, 08:21:11 PM »

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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2907 on: 03 May 2019, 10:32:39 PM »
Meanwhile, the Biased Broadcasting Corporation is reporting that there were "Losses for both main parties".

On the 10 o'clock news they mentioned the Conservatives 1,300 seat loss, but then said "Labour failed to make gains" as if it was comparable and they "lost nearly 100 seats".

How, exactly, is 82 "near 100" FFS!

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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2908 on: 05 May 2019, 12:29:05 AM »
How, exactly, is 82 "near 100" FFS!
Errrm it's 18 short of 100 and 82 away from 0. Seems nearer 100 to me :rolleyes .









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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2909 on: 05 May 2019, 12:44:58 AM »
They also made a mistake with the Conservative losses. It wasn't 1300. It was 1334. I make that 'nearly 1500'  ;)

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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2910 on: 05 May 2019, 01:16:28 PM »
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Theresa May said today the local election results gave both the Conservatives and Labour a simple message "to get on with Brexit".
 
Let's have a look at those results in detail shall we :rolleyes

Weird init?  May says her party, and also the Labour party lost seats because they have not delivered BREXIT.  Yet all the big gains were with parties who oppose BREXIT.
The message is clear, the people don’t want BREXIT.
 

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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2911 on: 05 May 2019, 08:05:06 PM »

If that's the case then hardly anyone will vote for Nigel's Brexit Party in the European Parliament election.


Assuming the UK is actually taking part, we'll find out soon won't we ;)
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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2912 on: 05 May 2019, 11:07:32 PM »
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If that's the case then hardly anyone will vote for Nigel's Brexit Party in the European Parliament election.
Assuming the UK is actually taking part, we'll find out soon won't we

Unless the UK agrees a deal by 23rd May we have to take part.


And it seems Labour and the Tories have now fallen out, not surprisingly  :rolleyes So no parliamentary deal looks likely.


The Brexit Party will get lots of votes. But so will the anti Brexit vote. Tories and Labour may as well not bother. We are all still as divided as ever.

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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2913 on: 06 May 2019, 12:17:22 AM »
How, exactly, is 82 "near 100" FFS!
Errrm it's 18 short of 100 and 82 away from 0. Seems nearer 100 to me

Magistrate: Mr YamFazFan. You were clocked at 82 mph. That's nearly 100 miles an hour so we're taking away your licence...

:rolleyes .

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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2914 on: 06 May 2019, 01:49:34 AM »
May and #BBC think most people are morons.
 
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 May's "concession" in Labour talks is a customs union until 2022. That is the same year the extended transition would end under her Brexit deal. She has offered nothing at all. In fact her "new deal" is worst than the transition period...

How is that better or a deal FFS?  :lol
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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2915 on: 06 May 2019, 09:34:00 AM »
The 'talks' always were a sham. A delaying tactic while she hoped to persuade her hard Brexiteers to come in line. Her tactics have been a disaster since the beginning.

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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2916 on: 06 May 2019, 01:06:10 PM »

Its a bit like the scorpion and the frog wanting to cross the river story innit.
so, theres this school with 100 pupils.
the teachers ask the kids what soup they want for dinner, promising whatever they choose is what they'll get.. 52 want chicken, 48 want beef. The teachers have to honour their promise but dont really want the kids to have what they want, so they piss in the soup. The 48 who wanted beef think this is clever and great, so they do too.
so the 52 shake their heads, and say "why did you do that? Youv'e ruined it for everybody now. us and you. it makes no sense. "  and the teachers and the 48 other kids say "don't care. the main thing is its focced. you can still have it, but its gonna be shit..."
And thats where we are.
huge congrats to anti democracy MPs, and of course remainers. between you, you got us where we are today. The EU salutes you. ..

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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2917 on: 06 May 2019, 01:43:45 PM »
No, no. It's the hard Brexiteers and the DUP that have ambushed May's leave plan. If they had voted with her we would have been out by now.

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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2918 on: 06 May 2019, 07:02:59 PM »

It wouldn't get any comedy awards either.
That's the most unfunny 'joke' I've ever heard :rolleyes

Any time you get depressed by monumental foc up called Brexit watch this:

I give you 100% ROFL guarantee  :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2919 on: 06 May 2019, 07:30:03 PM »
 Yup that about sums it up Val.
Ogri, don’t forget that this is about the Tory party.  It was never a pressing priority for the people to have a referendum.  And the Tories offered it confident they would not have to actually put it to the people.  And when their hand was forced by the electorate, they one, thought nobody would be daft enough to vote to leave, and two, when it was rejected it would shut the anti-EU minority wing of the party up for a generation or so.  But it all went tits up.
 
Meanwhile I’m bit peeved.  Gonna test ride the CB1000R soon, but the MT10 is still definitely a contender, it is a thirsty brute but it does have a very nice riding position – very comfortable indeed (though there is a question over the actual seat). 
But pre referendum it was 10k on the road.  Now it’s 12k.
Wonder what sort of discount I can get.
Bloody BREXIT.
 

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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2920 on: 07 May 2019, 12:27:05 PM »

47 years ago you could get a Z1 900 for about £800.


They're going for £20,000+ now. Bloody BREXIT :wall
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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2921 on: 07 May 2019, 07:41:37 PM »
 :lol

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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2922 on: 07 May 2019, 08:00:06 PM »
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They're going for £20,000+ now. Bloody BREXIT :wall

No need to panic, a brand new Z900RS is yours for £10200 quid.

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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2923 on: 07 May 2019, 08:01:37 PM »
Anyway EU elections are pretty much a certainty now :) Bring it on.

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Re: Just for VNA a brexit thread
« Reply #2924 on: 07 May 2019, 08:03:34 PM »