Thought I would mention that

[Kenbob]

I’M FARTING LIKE A TROOPER!

[Skippernick]

Been on the sprouts already?

[celticbiker]

Thanks for that.

[tommyardin]

Thanks for that.

Is there special way that Troopers fart then

[HarryHornby]

Come on then, gis a tune......... Parp!

[mtread]

As long as you're not Trooping The Colour, you should be OK.....


Apologies for that 

[Robbie8666]

been drinking Trooper from Robinsons brewery?

[celticbiker]

Yet some of these.
www.myshreddies.com/about

[tommyardin]

Yeah! Like I'm going to believe the Shreddies Pants work, you would be better off shoving a K&N filter up your arse. 

[Kenbob]

Carbon in your underpants, wouldn’t it turn your cock black.

[celticbiker]

No more than the weights I hang from it 😲

[tommyardin]

What do you mean TURN it black !
I might be an Afro Caribbean and already have a black one.


Please no one say that is a racist comment, cos it ain't.


Reminds me of a joke though:


White guy in a public loo taking a wee and a Jamaican guy comes at in and stands at the next urinal (I hate that word URINAL I can almost smell piss when I hear it) the white guy being a nosy twat peeps over the divider and looks at the Jamaican guy and says 'Now that's a coincidence I have the name WENDY tattooed on my cock just like you do' the Jamaican guy says it does not say 'WENDY' when I get excited its says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice Day'