Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything

[YamFazFan]

Did you mention "the law" on behalf of cyclists? 
The ones i normally see recklessly break more laws than they obey, the most favoured one being the jumping of red lights. Mind you, buses are just as bad for doing that as well.

....and taxis.

[Grahamm]

Did you mention "the law" on behalf of cyclists? 

You mean like when I yell at other cyclists "That red light applies to you too!" or "Get some bloody lights, idiot"...?

[Grahamm]

For Xmas I bought my girlfriend an elephant to put in her room.

She said I was so kind.

I said "Don't mention it..."

[tommyardin]

?

[YamFazFan]

?

It's an incredibly weak joke

[mtread]

It's a Schrodinger joke. Both funny and unfunny at the same time 

[Grahamm]

Not mine, I saw it somewhere else

[YamFazFan]

It's a Schrodinger joke. Both funny and unfunny at the same time 

Must admit, I had to look Schrodinger up.


I can see the unfunny, but I'm struggling to find the funny. Just some nonsense about about a cat that might be there, but on the other hand might not be

[fazersharp]

It's a Schrodinger joke. Both funny and unfunny at the same time 

Must admit, I had to look Schrodinger up.


I can see the unfunny, but I'm struggling to find the funny. Just some nonsense about about a cat that might be there, but on the other hand might not be

Am I the only one who gets the joke.
Nobody mentions the elephant in the room.

[YamFazFan]

It's a Schrodinger joke. Both funny and unfunny at the same time 

Must admit, I had to look Schrodinger up.


I can see the unfunny, but I'm struggling to find the funny. Just some nonsense about about a cat that might be there, but on the other hand might not be

Am I the only one who gets the joke.
Nobody mentions the elephant in the room.

No you're not the only one. I get the elephant joke too. I explained in my post last night that it's an incredibly weak joke in reply to Tommyardin's '?' post.

It's moved on to the 'Schrodinger Cat Joke' since then. Look that up

[fazersharp]

It's moved on to the 'Schrodinger Cat Joke' since then. Look that up

I did but when I looked there was nothing there

[YamFazFan]

It's moved on to the 'Schrodinger Cat Joke' since then. Look that up

I did but when I looked there was nothing there

 

[Grahamm]

It's moved on to the 'Schrodinger Cat Joke' since then. Look that up

I did but when I looked there was nothing there

There was when *I* looked...!

[mtread]

There was when *I* looked...!

I've got a theory why you're both right 

[g5guzzi]

[mtread]

 

[fazersharp]

with the recent farce about the drone and police saying there may not of even been one and then saying there are 64 sightings.I heard someone describe it as Schrodinger's drone 

[fazersharp]

Last week bbc news had a feature about Fat Cat bosses 2 mins later someone realised and changed the title     



EDIT --There was a picture here once but it seems to of vanished.
I will have to explain.
There was a spokeswoman on talking about pay and she was FAT and the strap line under said  Fat Cat bosses, I thought it was funny and took a picture and then a couple of mins later the strap line was changed to "bosses pay" I think someone in the control room must of spotted it too

[tommyardin]

My question would have to be what percentage of the population were literate in 1611? So did translating it really change peoples understanding of the scriptures or did most still rely on biased readings during church services?

Really - I think your question should read - what percentage are literate in 2017?  People are like sheep - and will follow accordingly

And I would like to see your wife tits. 

Again

[Grahamm]

Anyone know how to cancel an eBay bid?

I offered £5 on a cowboy outfit and I'm 5 minutes away from owning the Tory Party...

[steve 10562cc]

You do get the Labour party, SNP, DUP, throw in for free BARGIN 

[mtread]

With UKIP you get £10 back 

[darrsi]

On the way to work this morning, riding on the right side of 2 lanes, and as i went over a blind bridge i was suddenly distracted by a row of neatly lined up yellow bikes, which all looked rather smart i thought.


After i was about to go past them i noticed this lunatic with his arm stretched out in the road as i glanced to my left, then saw him drop his hand so thought nothing of it......until i saw the line of bike coppers all standing behind him.


Wonder if he wanted me to stop? 


S’pose i’ll never know now? 

[Grahamm]

A woman phones her mother in law and says "Can you tell me, if a child poops itself, who should change it, the mother or the father?"

"It's always the mother, dear" comes the reply.

"Ok, in which case can you come over here because your son has got drunk and sh*t himself!"

[mtread]

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