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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #125 on: 21 May 2012, 08:32:55 pm »
looks like the.....blade" saw  red"..with that comment??....yea? crap i know?? :o
Clive, take your tabs with a nice glass of warm milk and bugger off to bed !!!!!!! :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin passed your bedtime, naughty boy ;)

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #126 on: 21 May 2012, 08:38:39 pm »
 :'( ,,,,,,,,,,sorry! blood.................................. :z

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #127 on: 21 May 2012, 08:42:43 pm »
ahhhhhhh........just as you thought it was safe ...............he`s back....... :rollin :rollin :rollin ...loads of cheap pumps on fleabay...good luck matey  :)
thats right, gonna need a bigger boat.......can`t stay down with 4 barrels on `im :lol :lol .if they are that cheap why dont you treat me to one then? :rolleyes :rolleyes :rollin .got to agree with Clive, dont soak them too long. might damage the rubber. bit like carb cleaner, eats rubber.

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #128 on: 21 May 2012, 08:43:37 pm »
:'( ,,,,,,,,,,sorry! blood.................................. :z
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin  cracking up here !!!!!!!!!!! :lol :lol :lol :lol

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #129 on: 21 May 2012, 08:47:20 pm »
got a spare diaphram if you end up needing one ade?

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #130 on: 21 May 2012, 08:51:51 pm »
just took it out me missis!!!! :eek ..... :rollin :rollin :rollin ...only kiddin!!...couldnt if i wanted????....she,s a tight c..t  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #131 on: 21 May 2012, 08:52:00 pm »
i could start a whip round.....ive dug deep and found two old pennies and a furry werthers original   :rollin :rollin
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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #132 on: 21 May 2012, 08:53:34 pm »
just took it out me missis!!!! :eek ..... :rollin :rollin :rollin ...only kiddin!!...couldnt if i wanted????....she,s a tight c..t  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

nice one clive.....and theres me thinking what use is one  :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #133 on: 21 May 2012, 08:54:38 pm »
Clive mate, just read my different angle thread and saw your more than generous offer. really really appreciate that ;) ;) ;) . there still are some selfless people out there after all ( make the check payable to Ade Megabulge) :rollin :rollin :rollin thanks again matey. don`t think i`m in need of one just yet. maybe you could consider extending the offer out to Red also? ok maybe not........lets make the little shit suffer for a bit................low flow rate have I ?  :lol :lol :lol :lol

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #134 on: 21 May 2012, 08:55:59 pm »
i was suckin one of those last time i visited .......muff valley? :lol ............hey? thats my fkr??????????????????????

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #135 on: 21 May 2012, 09:02:38 pm »
no no no no ..............stop it. stop it. i`ve had a sheltered upbringing lads. dont corrupt me with talk of soapy fish tanks and vicars handshakes :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin  how has a thread on bolloxed fazers turned into smutty chat about womens genitalia ?  :rolleyes :rolleyes what the hell..............who cares if her bike is arsed. this is more fun !!!! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #136 on: 21 May 2012, 09:07:53 pm »
thats it no more.............fazer fixing,this banter is much more fun...just wish i understood it  :rollin :rollin
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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #137 on: 21 May 2012, 09:09:52 pm »
thats it no more.............fazer fixing,this banter is much more fun...just wish i understood it  :rollin :rollin

Completely agree... I think this is one of those moments where I'm told "You'll understand when you're older" :P

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #138 on: 21 May 2012, 09:11:35 pm »
thats it no more.............fazer fixing,this banter is much more fun...just wish i understood it  :rollin :rollin
that makes 2 of us.......whats a tight c..t mate ? :lol

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #139 on: 21 May 2012, 09:12:45 pm »
hey, ade?.....just been thinking? :D ....whats the difference between a ...ride out on a exausted bike, and her indoors??????

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #140 on: 21 May 2012, 09:14:59 pm »
hey, ade?.....just been thinking? :D ....whats the difference between a ...ride out on a exausted bike, and her indoors??????
Clive...........for the last and final time, p&ss off to bed you twisted tart :lol :lol :lol :lol  p&ssing meself here !!

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #141 on: 21 May 2012, 09:17:44 pm »
thats it no more.............fazer fixing,this banter is much more fun...just wish i understood it  :rollin :rollin

Completely agree... I think this is one of those moments where I'm told "You'll understand when you're older" :P
i know mate...still waiting for someone to explain all about the birds and bees. no Clive no, the real explanation...not your twisted and sick alternative version :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #142 on: 21 May 2012, 09:18:59 pm »
well? seein you itchin to know?????????? .....ones a ..pant in the country"... the others a c..t in the pantry?....yes i know off to bed clive.................... :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z ....... :lol

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #143 on: 21 May 2012, 09:25:49 pm »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin are the any other fazer forums that  i might get a proper answer to my bike questions? thought not :\ :\ :\ :\ :\ :\ :\ :\ :\ :\ :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol .....red, wake up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #144 on: 21 May 2012, 09:30:58 pm »
ade?............what was your question again??...after all?............we are here to help!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ..ps, bought a new snorkel today?....might go muff diving tonight?? :lol

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« Reply #145 on: 21 May 2012, 09:35:29 pm »
ade?............what was your question again??...after all?............we are here to help!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ..ps, bought a new snorkel today?....might go muff diving tonight?? :lol
clive, my original question was how easy would it be to ram my partners 2000 model fzs600 fazer up clives big fat arse :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin . why not treat yourself and go bog snorkelling :lol :lol :lol

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #146 on: 21 May 2012, 09:37:23 pm »
oh? and by the way?......in ref, to the birds and the bees??? ....no fkn difference at all???/ ...they both will fkn sting you given the chance!!!!!! :lol

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« Reply #147 on: 21 May 2012, 09:45:56 pm »
thats it ....no more. bedtime. night night peeps. off to dream about snorkels and diaphrams :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #148 on: 21 May 2012, 10:01:58 pm »
anyway mate?.....ime mentaly fooked now? what with sorting you,s and reds bikes out?..am havin a early night!!......its nealy june and her indoors wants sex again????....not with me?....no, bought her a vibrator!!!!!...gud un?.....diesel on wheels, with BANNER PLANT HIRE LTD written down side of it?......unlike me that fkr can go all night on 50p??????? :lol ..nite :z

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Re: stuttering fzs 600
« Reply #149 on: 22 May 2012, 06:47:29 am »
crazy dream last night  :o :o :o :o ....after all that advise last night i was hoping for a smooth ride this morning,started the old girl up through my leg over and eased open the taps.....no change,stutter,stutter ,stop ,go....still the foccing same.......are we talking about the same thing  ;)
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