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Hedgetrimmer up north
« on: 25 November 2015, 07:11:37 pm »
seems there a trend awaiting nick at his new home or is it something more sinister

http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/hedge-trimmer-and-motorbike-stolen-1.93749
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #1 on: 25 November 2015, 07:49:08 pm »
Looks like the fear of hedges has finally got to him, a kwacker and a hedge trimmer :lol
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #2 on: 25 November 2015, 07:59:10 pm »
he,s gone green
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #3 on: 25 November 2015, 08:15:53 pm »
Blimey...........so you cant take him outta the south...but you cant take the south outta him...........should we grass him up??...we have a duty of care you know, guilt by association:-







HEDGE TRIMMER AND MOTORBIKE STOLEN
Published at 13:22, Thursday, 24 April 2008
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A Slow motorbike and a petrol engined hedge trimmer have been stolen from a Carlisle business.
Police are investigating a burglary at Rickerbys at Tyne Green in the early hours of Friday, April 11.
Some time between 4.30-4.40am someone playing the blues & smoking a tailor made entered the premises and smashed the glass window of a display cabinet to remove the hedge green coloured Yamaha Fazer motorbike
A red and black Zenoha hedge trimmer was stolen at the same time.
Hexham’s neighbourhood inspector, Kevin Oates, said: “The circumstances suggest that Nick Crisp was waiting nearby to remove the items and although the motorbike in question was green in colour that this may have been a temporary adornment only.
“Anyone who remembers seeing a suspicious character in the area, or is offered the motorbike or the hedge trimmer for sale, should contact police.”
Anyone with any information is asked to contact PC Chris Wheeler on 03456 043043.






Im in shock chaps........what should we do???
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #4 on: 25 November 2015, 08:26:34 pm »


hedge trimmer making his escape
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #5 on: 25 November 2015, 08:31:05 pm »
Maybe thats why he hasnt been on here lately.....i assumed the house move but actually he is lying low.


He wont be able to resist though......all the cops need do is wait for him to logon & keep their officers eyes on the hedges.
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #6 on: 25 November 2015, 08:34:30 pm »
i heard he had a new jod as a hedge fund manager
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« Reply #7 on: 25 November 2015, 08:56:51 pm »
Hahahahahahahahah GENIUS POST!!!!

Spoke to him last night fer ages and apparently he's got a new bird on the go.... And she has a trimmed hedge aswell....
« Last Edit: 25 November 2015, 08:57:29 pm by Exupnut »
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #8 on: 25 November 2015, 09:13:52 pm »
Quote from: Exupnut on 25 November 2015, 08:56:51 pm
Hahahahahahahahah GENIUS POST!!!!

Spoke to him last night fer ages and apparently he's got a new bird on the go.... And she has a trimmed hedge aswell....


Pics please :b








Actually..hang on........Nick..........st Nick............just happens to dissapear before xmas..........WTF......why did i stop believing :'( .


He'll be back on boxing day.


Here he is on his sleigh.
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #9 on: 25 November 2015, 09:15:06 pm »
Nick always lives his life on the hedge lol

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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #10 on: 25 November 2015, 09:40:27 pm »
I watched a programme about bush trimming in the countryside.....it was real cutting hedge stuff...
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #11 on: 25 November 2015, 10:04:14 pm »



well seems he used the kwak in the film "closer to the hedge"
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #12 on: 25 November 2015, 10:23:03 pm »
He has turned over a new leaf....or twig.....he uses the car to get the shopping in now.
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #13 on: 25 November 2015, 11:58:19 pm »
why was the bike in a display cabinet and not the hedge trimmers?

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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #14 on: 26 November 2015, 08:56:19 pm »
No sightings then......hasnt logged in here.....do yous reckon he is ok???



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« Reply #15 on: 26 November 2015, 10:22:27 pm »
He's got no hintraweb for 2 weeks until they come and install
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #16 on: 26 November 2015, 11:11:03 pm »
Quote from: Exupnut on 26 November 2015, 10:22:27 pm
He's got no hintraweb for 2 weeks until they come and install


Exup you feelin ok.............????....what happened to pretending he was lost in a hedge etc etc...whats happened.....youll be buying a twin next
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #17 on: 26 November 2015, 11:19:39 pm »
Shit Fraser that that went straight over my ead  lol.......yawn....gnight mate
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #18 on: 26 November 2015, 11:21:22 pm »
Quote from: Exupnut on 25 November 2015, 08:56:51 pm
Hahahahahahahahah GENIUS POST!!!!

Spoke to him last night fer ages and apparently he's got a new bird on the go.... And she has a trimmed hedge aswell....


New bird eh! Is she fit or does she look like she's been dragged through a hedge backwards  :rolleyes
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #19 on: 26 November 2015, 11:49:04 pm »
........he's into topiary i reckon
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #20 on: 27 November 2015, 08:38:42 am »
Oh! No! Nick has gone all green  :'( Next thing we know he will be joining the Green Party :'(
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #21 on: 27 November 2015, 09:27:55 am »
He just sent me a pic of his new house.


And his shed.
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #22 on: 27 November 2015, 10:28:21 am »
Hahahahaha Foccin luvin this thread
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #23 on: 27 November 2015, 12:29:12 pm »
A wildlife photographer based in Carlisle has just sent this photo (triggered automatically) to the Cumbria constabulary who are trying to ascertain if this is an official siting of Nick
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #24 on: 28 November 2015, 08:02:08 am »
Oh no........its happend to me.....ITS FOCCIN CONTAGIOUS.....



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