Date: 19-04-24  Time: 11:11 am

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Re: Bike W*nkers
« Reply #1 on: 02 November 2015, 08:27:17 pm »
Twats  :rolleyes

Quad bikes? Seriously what w*ankers  :'(
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Re: Bike W*nkers
« Reply #2 on: 02 November 2015, 08:31:27 pm »
How come  the police are never anywhere  around when stuff like this happens?

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Re: Bike W*nkers
« Reply #3 on: 02 November 2015, 11:19:45 pm »
Great, this bunch of morons is going to give a bad name to all the other bikers who ride safely and sensibly.

Do they *really* think this sort of idiocy is going to persuade anyone of the rightness of their cause? No, all that is going to happen is that there will be calls for more draconian laws which are going to affect ALL bikers.

"Give us somewhere to ride"? If they put their hands in their pockets, there are tracks and off-road areas they could hire for a day or a weekend and indulge their passion to their hearts' content...

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Re: Bike W*nkers
« Reply #4 on: 03 November 2015, 02:38:41 am »
Yeah how dare they ride the pavements, everyone knows pavements are for bicycles  ;)

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Re: Bike W*nkers
« Reply #5 on: 03 November 2015, 06:55:55 am »
Great, this bunch of morons is going to give a bad name to all the other bikers who ride safely and sensibly.

Do they *really* think this sort of idiocy is going to persuade anyone of the rightness of their cause? No, all that is going to happen is that there will be calls for more draconian laws which are going to affect ALL bikers.

"Give us somewhere to ride"? If they put their hands in their pockets, there are tracks and off-road areas they could hire for a day or a weekend and indulge their passion to their hearts' content...


It's 'sarf' London 'innit, they do whatever they want.
Amazed they never had a few accidents though, or maybe they did?
The petrol pump attendant must have had a bit of a dilemma though.

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Re: Bike W*nkers
« Reply #6 on: 03 November 2015, 02:22:12 pm »
Don't think they gave anyone other than themselves a bad name.
Complete fabrication, I didn't make it up!

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Re: Bike W*nkers
« Reply #7 on: 03 November 2015, 08:30:22 pm »
if you live in London surely there is no where to go to do  (stunts)        :lol that's what the country side is for,   hence the term greenlaneing.      not mainroading, or  footpathing.
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« Reply #8 on: 03 November 2015, 10:48:36 pm »
What a load of cunning stunts  :rolleyes .....

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Re: Bike W*nkers
« Reply #9 on: 04 November 2015, 09:26:09 am »
Odds are someone on here was there!

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Re: Bike W*nkers
« Reply #10 on: 04 November 2015, 09:34:24 am »
Lack of space to do stunts...........im pretty sure managing to light fireworks whilst riding a bike is quite an impressive stunt......must have had windproof lighters :lol ......were they also lighting their farts?




What a bunch of knobs though......like all these russian and american videos where about 200 blokes in flip flops just ride up and down the motorway generally being dicks..........that isnt biking
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Re: Bike W*nkers
« Reply #11 on: 04 November 2015, 12:45:38 pm »
Gotta love that headline- "Mad Max style rampage"  :lol

It's just Chavs letting off steam, what we need is a popular Anarchist death bike revolt uprising! Off with their heads! Smash the foccin' system!  :smash

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Re: Bike W*nkers
« Reply #12 on: 04 November 2015, 05:07:10 pm »
There's loads of places to ride legally. They are called roads. Oh wait, you need licences for that :pokefun

Sort of reminds me of when I was younger (14-15) when a group of us would take our slowpeds to the woods. Within these particular woods though there was a monastery. The monks used to enjoy chasing us down the road after we woke them all up with a string of crow scarers dropped in to their flower beds. We weren't silly though, we didn't drop the whole string in one place :rollin
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Re: Bike W*nkers
« Reply #13 on: 05 November 2015, 06:50:46 pm »
There's loads of places to ride legally. They are called roads. Oh wait, you need licences for that :pokefun

Sort of reminds me of when I was younger (14-15) when a group of us would take our slowpeds to the woods. Within these particular woods though there was a monastery. The monks used to enjoy chasing us down the road after we woke them all up with a string of crow scarers dropped in to their flower beds. We weren't silly though, we didn't drop the whole string in one place :rollin

Crow scarers? do you mean bangers or squibs? I have visions of some young lads on scooters with pretend owls attached to their wrists in a weird KES type send up!
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Re: Bike W*nkers
« Reply #14 on: 05 November 2015, 08:11:21 pm »
There's loads of places to ride legally. They are called roads. Oh wait, you need licences for that :pokefun

Sort of reminds me of when I was younger (14-15) when a group of us would take our slowpeds to the woods. Within these particular woods though there was a monastery. The monks used to enjoy chasing us down the road after we woke them all up with a string of crow scarers dropped in to their flower beds. We weren't silly though, we didn't drop the whole string in one place :rollin

Crow scarers? do you mean bangers or squibs? I have visions of some young lads on scooters with pretend owls attached to their wrists in a weird KES type send up!






 :rollin




Or giant seagull masks......or massive tv's showing wurzel gummage :lol
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Re: Bike W*nkers
« Reply #15 on: 06 November 2015, 08:16:20 am »
Crow scarers purchased from the local gun shop. Very loud bangers.
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