Author Topic: Today's "what got your chuckle on" (Read 9617 times)

NorthWestern · « **on:** 04 July 2015, 08:55:20 pm »

The converse to nicks thread, what made you chuckle to yourself in your helmet.

Friday going to work was over taken by Mr Fair-weather on his gsxr when he crossed double whites causing on coming traffic to move into the gutter and flash lights at him. He was in some hurry to queue at the red lights we were approaching. I plodded up and timed to perfection I slingshot past him as they went green. I chuckled.....

Dead Eye · « **Reply #1 on:** 04 July 2015, 09:06:54 pm »

It's making me chuckle that you posted this twice

NorthWestern · « **Reply #2 on:** 04 July 2015, 09:09:49 pm »

Lol pesky tapatalk

YamFazFan · « **Reply #3 on:** 07 September 2016, 04:40:35 pm »

When an obesity crisis 'expert' appears on telly...and they are obese

Dave48 · « **Reply #4 on:** 07 September 2016, 05:03:28 pm »

When any politician makes an "expert"(?) pronouncement on any subject you care to mention

BBROWN1664 · « **Reply #5 on:** 07 September 2016, 05:32:33 pm »

Expert = Drip under pressure

JOE · « **Reply #6 on:** 07 September 2016, 07:12:16 pm »

Frosties · « **Reply #7 on:** 07 September 2016, 07:24:34 pm »

I know I shouldn't but

Edmund · « **Reply #8 on:** 07 September 2016, 11:11:51 pm »

That was hilarious

Exupnut · « **Reply #9 on:** 08 September 2016, 12:14:11 am »

Hahahahahaha oops CUNT....I know I shouldn't WANK U CUNTS ...3 blind oops cuntsweat u mouse fukin clock was out anyway ......AHEM!! Foccers :-)

Dave48 · « **Reply #10 on:** 08 September 2016, 06:41:26 am »

Quote from: BBROWN1664 on 07 September 2016, 05:32:33 pm

Expert = Drip under pressure

EXPERT- alternative definition: Someone who knows more & more about less & less until eventually he knows everything about nothing

YamFazFan · « **Reply #11 on:** 22 October 2016, 01:33:30 pm »

When the newspapers do features on people who have reached 100 years or more and they ask them to what do they attribute reaching such a great age.

The answers are nearly always potentially harmful things such as: 'A fry-up every morning' or 'A daily drink of whiskey'

DILLIGAFF · « **Reply #12 on:** 22 October 2016, 02:36:07 pm »

Self styled "celebrity" on the chase.......

Q. How many hands are there in total on the four clock faces of Big Ben?"

A. errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, "Five"

midden · « **Reply #13 on:** 22 October 2016, 03:28:24 pm »

Quote from: YamFazFan on 07 September 2016, 04:40:35 pm

When an obesity crisis 'expert' appears on telly...and they are obese

need to experience to best understand

Exupnut · « **Reply #14 on:** 23 October 2016, 12:16:29 pm »

https://youtu.be/eIwgyB_w6G0

YamFazFan · « **Reply #15 on:** 28 September 2017, 11:01:00 am »

People that do a full shop in a petrol station garage when there's a supermarket at half the prices just down the road😄

tommyardin · « **Reply #16 on:** 28 September 2017, 11:53:34 am »

Quote from: BBROWN1664 on 07 September 2016, 05:32:33 pm

Expert = Drip under pressure

Exactly, an X is a has been and a SPURT is a drip under pressure

Frosties · « **Reply #17 on:** 28 September 2017, 06:04:30 pm »

Love this - The Expert

Dudeofrude · « **Reply #18 on:** 28 September 2017, 06:15:24 pm »

I'll save a long story and just say my mate sent me this and I genuinely chuckled out loud for about 15 minutes.... im not overly sure why butit just tickled me

Dudeofrude · « **Reply #19 on:** 28 September 2017, 06:16:14 pm »

Quote from: Dudeofrude on 28 September 2017, 06:15:24 pm

I'll save a long story and just say my mate sent me this and I genuinely chuckled out loud for about 15 minutes.... im not overly sure why butit just tickled me

Seeing it again has just started me off again 🤣🤣

YamFazFan · « **Reply #20 on:** 29 September 2017, 11:11:52 am »

That exaggerated, elongated, speeded-up, silly walk you do when a car unexpectedly stops to let you cross the road😄.

locksmith · « **Reply #21 on:** 29 September 2017, 11:29:17 am »

On the TV this morning they said to wash your hands properly you should sing the Happy Birthday song twice while washing.
I went in the shower and chuckled while wondering how many times i should sing it washing my fat body!!!

YamFazFan · « **Reply #22 on:** 29 September 2017, 11:40:08 am »

On a similar theme, does anyone else remember 'Only a fool breaks the two second rule'?.

BBROWN1664 · « **Reply #23 on:** 29 September 2017, 01:25:57 pm »

Quote from: YamFazFan on 29 September 2017, 11:40:08 am

On a similar theme, does anyone else remember 'Only a fool breaks the two second rule'?.

..unless your driving in the south of England when you need to leave no more of a gap than 0.25s between you and the car in front or some other bugger will pull into that space and you will end up reversing all the way round the M25 to maintain the gap

My versions a bit long but...

Dudeofrude · « **Reply #24 on:** 29 September 2017, 03:46:00 pm »

Quote from: YamFazFan on 29 September 2017, 11:40:08 am

On a similar theme, does anyone else remember 'Only a fool breaks the two second rule'?.

The problem I've always found with that 'saying' is that you can replace the two with pretty much any number and it still works so doesn't really help you remember anything. Only a fool breaks the nine second rule? 😅