Today's "what got your chuckle on"

[NorthWestern]

The converse to nicks thread, what made you chuckle to yourself in your helmet.

Friday going to work was over taken by Mr Fair-weather on his gsxr when he crossed double whites causing on coming traffic to move into the gutter and flash lights at him. He was in some hurry to queue at the red lights we were approaching.  I plodded up and timed to perfection I slingshot past him as they went green. I chuckled.....

[Frosties]

What's cracking me up these days is my new approach to bad car drivers in London. I used to get wound up, eff and blind, bang on windows etc until a mate recently told me his technique. Car driver kicks off so he gives the thumbs up and stays put as they pull away. He then goes up the inside of the car and opens the passenger doors of their cars a nats.

He said he rides off creasing up looking in his mirrors as they get out giving it fingers etc whilst they have to go round and close the doors and then miss the lights. Tried it this last week in London and to be honest I reckon this is the best way to deal with the situation - you get to laugh your tits off and the driver gets a lesson 

[lew600fazer]

The last post just did , love it,

[sinto]

Car driver kicks off so he gives the thumbs up and stays put as they pull away. He then goes up the inside of the car and opens the passenger doors of their cars a nats.

That wouldn't work in my car, (not that I'd noise up a fellow biker) but I've got autolock on my car that once I start driving you can't open any door from the outside, but if involved in an accident etc, they unlock. Only other way to open them is press a button on dash or use the internal handles.
I'm guessing you and your friend will eventually come across some cars with the same. You'll need to think of something else that you can use.
It did make me chuckle when I read it though

[celticdog]

Seen a road rage incident a few weeks ago  In a quadrangle full of parked cars, old boy comes out of a council building to find his car is boxed in by a young female student from adjacent uni. He makes a few enquiries and the girl is contacted by other students about the situation, she's apparently on her way to move said car.

Well, after about 15mins the old boy's had enough . . .  He goes into the boot of his car brings out a tyre iron and smashes the drivers door window, lets off the handbrake and gives the car a push.  It's on a bit of an incline, the car rolls down and whacks into an office block wall

Then it all kicks off, students being students, they're all over social media about this one, several of them caught it on video fone, the girl turns up she's in floods of tears,  security turns up, police are called and the old boy simply drives off amid scenes of carnage . . . apparently he had a dentist's appointment!

apparently It's on a website somewhere

[YamFazFan]

Wow his toothache must have been pretty chronic!! . I wonder what he said when the Dentist asked how his day had been?? .

[sinto]

Wow his toothache must have been pretty chronic!! . I wonder what he said when the Dentist asked how his day had been?? .

He probably told him he had a 'smashing' time

[YamFazFan]

& the Dentist probably said 'Now rinse your mouth out!'

[Grahamm]

the old boy simply drives off amid scenes of carnage

And is now is probably liable to be charged with criminal damage...

[sinto]

the old boy simply drives off amid scenes of carnage

And is now is probably liable to be charged with criminal damage...

Which will be a lot less than his foccin dentist's bill no doubt

[lew600fazer]

Maybe teach the young girl a lesson in lfe. Bet she will not box in anyone else.

[sinto]

Drove down to Carlisle in my car from Glasgow on Sunday night, (working away, for the week)

Got to hotel, no room booked
Forgot my work boots, high viz vest,
Bank cards, money

Can life be any worse?
Had to laugh at it as it would of made me mental if i didn't

[Nightfury]

Having a conversation with my wife, just passed her driving test, about engine rpm and what a 'red line' is.


Wife; what does my car rev to then?
Me; I don't know really, it has not got a tachometer.
Wife; Eh?
Me; Rev counter.
Yes it has!
No it hasn't.
Yes!
No.
Well whats that big dial next to the speedo then? (with a smug little grin on her face.)
Me; That will be a clock...............

[tex]

My daughters boyfriend,  got a nice derbi 125, battery  was flat after a layup, told him to bump start it, he came back saying it made no difference,  apparently  he was pushing it down the road jumping on it and pressing  the starter!,