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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #850 on: 22 September 2016, 11:11:04 pm »
Being ignored at work by managers because I'm not a female with a big pair of tits. It's been going on for months now but you can't put in a complaint as it's one of those situations where it's bloody obvious but you can't prove it, plus the HR woman is FOCCING useless  :wall

she may be useless but she may side with you if she's lacking in the tit department  ;)
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #851 on: 23 September 2016, 08:04:38 am »
Being ignored at work by managers because I'm not a female with a big pair of tits. It's been going on for months now but you can't put in a complaint as it's one of those situations where it's bloody obvious but you can't prove it, plus the HR woman is FOCCING useless  :wall

she may be useless but she may side with you if she's lacking in the tit department  ;)

 :lol yes she has a chest like a 10 year old boy  :lol she is a really nice woman but when anyone speaks to her about work problems, she turns it into an argument and then nothing gets resolved  :wall I'm not going to stress about it as I am looking for alternative employment any way.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #852 on: 23 September 2016, 08:49:20 am »
No doubt wears her bra inside out, to fill in the dents.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #853 on: 23 September 2016, 08:55:10 am »
No doubt wears her bra inside out, to fill in the dents.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #854 on: 23 September 2016, 12:01:03 pm »
Dickheads parking their cars/vans/motorhomes!! In the motorcycle bays at tesco just because they are too bone idle to park properly!!

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #855 on: 23 September 2016, 01:22:36 pm »
My bike slowin down every time I drive past High Wycombe
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #856 on: 28 September 2016, 08:20:27 pm »
Foccing adverts that I can't skip past on catch up tv.

And the new Red Dwarf series XI, unfunny and cliched, not a patch on the old ones.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #857 on: 28 September 2016, 11:35:04 pm »
Learner drivers being taught the wrong way to use roundabouts  :(
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #858 on: 29 September 2016, 07:38:46 am »
Learner drivers being taught the wrong way to use roundabouts  :(

Learner drivers being taken through busiest areas during rush hour!! I know they have to learn but go learn somewhere quiet so I don't have to wait 10 minutes for you to pull out of a f#@king junction!!

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« Reply #859 on: 29 September 2016, 08:43:15 am »
People driving at 20-25mph in 30 & 40 zones when there is sweet FA in front of them 😡 maybe they saved 1p off their Aviva insurance with the drive app  :rolleyes
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« Reply #860 on: 29 September 2016, 08:43:15 pm »
People driving at 20-25mph in 30 & 40 zones when there is sweet FA in front of them 😡 maybe they saved 1p off their Aviva insurance with the drive app  :rolleyes

Yep and the bloke behind you is driving right up to within an inch your bumper even though it's not your fault that Mr Slowly at the front is holding everyone up.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #861 on: 30 September 2016, 12:22:05 am »
Yep and the bloke behind you is driving right up to within an inch your bumper even though it's not your fault that Mr Slowly at the front is holding everyone up.


Not wrong there lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #862 on: 30 September 2016, 02:29:23 am »
Learner drivers being taught the wrong way to use roundabouts  :(

Learner drivers being taken through busiest areas during rush hour!! I know they have to learn but go learn somewhere quiet so I don't have to wait 10 minutes for you to pull out of a f#@king junction!!


Yes! I blame the stupid driving instructors. Why force new & usually nervous/hesitant pupils into rush hour traffic conditions when they havent even mastered basic car control(Plenty of quiet trading estates to practice)Also b****y driving instructors blatantly breaking speed limits driving from one lessonjust [size=78%]finished to next pupil. Had one pass me the other day 45mph in a 30 limit-some example that.[/size] :eek

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #863 on: 30 September 2016, 08:46:47 am »
:agree

And why do they insist on practising their 3 point turns in my bloody road all day every day. I guess it has nothing to do with the fact that DVSA also use it as part of the test route. Bastids.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #864 on: 30 September 2016, 11:39:16 am »
People who drive 1 inch from my bumper because I have the audacity to go 30 in a 30 zone

Also
two lanes of traffic going the same way in a 30 zone - at the end of the road is a right filter which is where I need to go, so I am in the right hand lane doing 30,  focs who drive right up my arse and zig to the left land and then zag back in font of me - glaring at me as they go around my left at 40mph -like I am the one doing something wrong, ho yes and because they were glaring at me they didn't see the pedestrian crossing gong amber and so now I have to brake harder because the foc cut me up.

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Same two lane one direction road, in the right lane there is always a long queue but the left hand lane usually runs smooth, I stop at some yellow hatched markings and every focing time a tosser in the left lane uses it as an opportunity to cut in and then blocks the turn for the right turners (what the hatchings were for) which then leads to that lane backing up all the way down to MY right turn so no no focer is moving.

I should of just said.-- "People who do not know how to use a hatched box junction"
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #865 on: 30 September 2016, 12:55:48 pm »
People who drive 1 inch from my bumper because I have the audacity to go 30 in a 30 zone

And then when you leave the 30 limit they drop way back.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #866 on: 30 September 2016, 02:06:33 pm »

two lanes of traffic going the same way in a 30 zone - at the end of the road is a right filter which is where I need to go, so I am in the right hand lane doing 30,  focs who drive right up my arse and zig to the left land and then zag back in font of me - glaring at me as they go around my left at 40mph -like I am the one doing something wrong, ho yes and because they were glaring at me they didn't see the pedestrian crossing gong amber and so now I have to brake harder because the foc cut me up.


People sitting in the right hand lane really pisses me off. Round where I live we have roundabouts everywhere connected by dual carriageways. Many are over half a mile long and people come off of one round about and sit in the right hand lane at the speed limit (or lower) to go straight over the next roundabout and then turn right 2-3 roundabouts later.

Drive on the fickin left until about 3-400 metres before the roundabout then move out.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #867 on: 30 September 2016, 02:32:21 pm »
Its like every "f****r has their own version of the Highway Code-Its a jungle out there & getting worse by the day. How many vehicles on our roads-c 37 million? & how many can actually drive?.......Supply your own answer :eek  Its the cager version of "all the gear-no idea!"
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« Reply #868 on: 30 September 2016, 02:50:19 pm »

two lanes of traffic going the same way in a 30 zone - at the end of the road is a right filter which is where I need to go, so I am in the right hand lane doing 30,  focs who drive right up my arse and zig to the left land and then zag back in font of me - glaring at me as they go around my left at 40mph -like I am the one doing something wrong, ho yes and because they were glaring at me they didn't see the pedestrian crossing gong amber and so now I have to brake harder because the foc cut me up.


People sitting in the right hand lane really pisses me off. Round where I live we have roundabouts everywhere connected by dual carriageways. Many are over half a mile long and people come off of one round about and sit in the right hand lane at the speed limit (or lower) to go straight over the next roundabout and then turn right 2-3 roundabouts later.

Drive on the fickin left until about 3-400 metres before the roundabout then move out.

Problem is that when you are travelling at the 30 speed limit in the left lane and everyone in the right lane is passing you doing 37 they then will not let you cross over to the right lane, so you learn your lesson and stay in the right lane doing the 30 speed limit. Doing 30 in a 30 zone is not sitting in a lane, it shouldn't be holding anyone up as they should only be doing 30 too. 
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #869 on: 30 September 2016, 05:53:14 pm »
  Garlic. Foccin stinking stuff >:

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« Reply #870 on: 30 September 2016, 09:33:52 pm »
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« Reply #871 on: 30 September 2016, 09:50:00 pm »
  Garlic. Foccin stinking stuff >:

only to those silly enough to not eat some ;)

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« Reply #872 on: 30 September 2016, 10:09:18 pm »
To the woman who rolled up in front of me this morning, then planted herself right on top of the "KEEP CLEAR" box, i hope i embarrassed the fuck out of you with my air horn and pointing.  :evil
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« Reply #873 on: 01 October 2016, 12:30:14 am »
U shudda filmed it and posted it on YouTube and sent it to plod...
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #874 on: 01 October 2016, 06:24:01 am »
No doubt wears her bra inside out, to fill in the dents.

Bra??  If you didn't have feet would you wear shoes  ;)
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