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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #575 on: 06 February 2016, 08:08:46 am »
people who use the word "like" far too often ......people talking bo**ocks and then say "do you know what i mean" at the end ..........er,no,because your talking bollocks   :wall


tossers who countdown to the time when they can criticize other foccers  :rolleyes    :pokefun [size=78%] [/size] :lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #576 on: 06 February 2016, 08:25:58 am »
People who park their cars on overhead motorway bridges to watch the traffic. Every bastard slows down 'cos they think it's plod.


What the feck is interesting about watching fecking motorway traffic  :grumble
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #577 on: 06 February 2016, 08:37:43 am »
Whilst i'm on - ACRONYMS!!! WTF is that all about eh?


Every bastard meeting I go to with different companies, they all have their own full list of wank stain acronyms which they use every feckin time at every opportunity. Me - I have to learn about a dozen full sets of acronyms. Complete bunch of EIFOS's (Educated Idiots Full Of Shit)  :wall
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #578 on: 06 February 2016, 08:46:49 am »
People who park their cars on overhead motorway bridges to watch the traffic. Every bastard slows down 'cos they think it's plod.


What the feck is interesting about watching fecking motorway traffic  :grumble


They're probaly shooting a porno over the bonnet, what you see is the lookout.......apparently.  :lol 
« Last Edit: 06 February 2016, 10:50:12 am by darrsi »
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #579 on: 06 February 2016, 09:28:18 am »

tossers who countdown to the time when they can criticize other foccers  :rolleyes    :pokefun [size=78%] [/size] :lol

Hehehe....errrrrr......tossers who critisize other tossers for critisizing tossers who watch countdown (while tossing over Rachel Riley) ;-)
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #580 on: 06 February 2016, 09:40:05 am »
 :lol :lol :lol ......not rachel,carole  ;)    :lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #581 on: 06 February 2016, 10:50:55 am »
:lol :lol :lol ......not rachel,carole  ;)    :lol


Oooohh, i can feel a mass debate coming on.  :lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #582 on: 06 February 2016, 11:14:22 am »
:lol :lol :lol ......not rachel,carole  ;)    :lol


Nah, Lisa Riley  :lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #583 on: 06 February 2016, 11:20:14 am »
And that tosser on Countdown the other day who started every letter selection with "I'd like to see a consonant".
That has to be the most intellectual goat get ever in the history of gotten goats
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #584 on: 06 February 2016, 11:38:10 am »
In conversations people who repeat the question.............

"You chop the onions finely and then fry them"

"Yes, I chop the onions finely and then fry them"

I JUST FUCKING SAID THAT !!!!
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #585 on: 06 February 2016, 01:46:42 pm »
:lol :lol :lol ......not rachel,carole  ;)    :lol


Nah, Lisa Riley  :lol




nah, nah, nah,      carole as she was.....not as she is now  ;)
« Last Edit: 06 February 2016, 01:47:57 pm by red98 »
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #586 on: 06 February 2016, 05:13:17 pm »
Having just driven 250 odd motorway miles in sh*te wet conditions the amount of f**k wits, with their day time running lights on but no rear lights, for F**k sake. And as for those who have no lights on at all :2guns :2guns
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #587 on: 07 February 2016, 07:47:02 am »
In conversations people who repeat the question.............

"You chop the onions finely and then fry them"

"Yes, I chop the onions finely and then fry them"

I JUST FUCKING SAID THAT !!!!


Yeah, when people repeat what I just said back to me as a question, I change it just to fuck with them
Our fork lift driver does it all the time.
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"You need those parts taking over to C Block before 10.00?"
"No I don't."
"But you just said..."
"Oh so you did fucking understand the first time!"
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #588 on: 07 February 2016, 01:24:09 pm »
Having just driven 250 odd motorway miles in sh*te wet conditions the amount of f**k wits, with their day time running lights on but no rear lights, for F**k sake. And as for those who have no lights on at all :2guns :2guns


Have you noticed the sudden appearance of 4 or 6 headlights on as well, that blind the hell out of you if approaching over a bridge, or through your wing mirrors?
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #589 on: 07 February 2016, 03:10:12 pm »
Having just driven 250 odd motorway miles in sh*te wet conditions the amount of f**k wits, with their day time running lights on but no rear lights, for F**k sake. And as for those who have no lights on at all :2guns :2guns


Have you noticed the sudden appearance of 4 or 6 headlights on as well, that blind the hell out of you if approaching over a bridge, or through your wing mirrors?
Its those focing nissan jukes (micra on steroids ) that are the worse when they have the fog lights on as well you get 6 lights coming at you, its like fecking close encounters 
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #590 on: 07 February 2016, 07:04:59 pm »
When you open a bag of salt & shake crisps and the little salt packet is right at the bottom underneath all the crisps :wall

When you open a tin of mackerel with the ring pull top and it flicks the sauce everywhere just as the top breaks away from the can :wall

When you go to open a can of beer and the ring pull snaps off before it's opened the hole in the top :wall

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #591 on: 07 February 2016, 07:30:24 pm »
When you open a bag of salt & shake crisps and the little salt packet is right at the bottom underneath all the crisps :wall




Easily solved, open the packet the other end.  :pokefun
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #592 on: 07 February 2016, 08:18:27 pm »
When you open a bag of salt & shake crisps and the little salt packet is right at the bottom underneath all the crisps :wall




Easily solved, open the packet the other end.  :pokefun


Or buy Ready Salted........voila.  :lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #593 on: 08 February 2016, 04:39:27 pm »
My people skills are fine , I just need to bone up on dealing with fuckin zoomers & fuckwits.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #594 on: 09 February 2016, 03:45:06 pm »
'Tommy you get right up my goat' <<<<< that was said to me after a heated discussion on a building site with my Labrador one day.
That is why he is still a f-----g Labrador and not a tradesman. Anyway who the f--k told him about my affiliation with his goat? Bastards :evil <<< His Goat.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #595 on: 09 February 2016, 07:39:44 pm »
Twats like this idiot in Salisbury who decide that if all the car spaces are occupied, they can use the bike space instead  :2guns

(Had I been staying longer than just to have a quick pee, I'd have parked in front of their car and blocked them in)

Maybe I should start carrying some extra sticky labels that are a bastard to peel off saying "Nice Motorcycle, Idiot!"

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #596 on: 09 February 2016, 08:37:22 pm »
Twats like this idiot in Salisbury who decide that if all the car spaces are occupied, they can use the bike space instead  :2guns

(Had I been staying longer than just to have a quick pee, I'd have parked in front of their car and blocked them in)

Maybe I should start carrying some extra sticky labels that are a bastard to peel off saying "Nice Motorcycle, Idiot!"


Post the pic on parks like a cunt
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #597 on: 09 February 2016, 10:30:40 pm »
Twats like this idiot in Salisbury who decide that if all the car spaces are occupied, they can use the bike space instead  :2guns

(Had I been staying longer than just to have a quick pee, I'd have parked in front of their car and blocked them in)

Maybe I should start carrying some extra sticky labels that are a bastard to peel off saying "Nice Motorcycle, Idiot!"


Why mess with a label grab yourself a small rattle can of shocking lime green spray paint :eek

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #598 on: 09 February 2016, 10:48:09 pm »
Twats like this idiot in Salisbury who decide that if all the car spaces are occupied, they can use the bike space instead  :2guns

(Had I been staying longer than just to have a quick pee, I'd have parked in front of their car and blocked them in)

Maybe I should start carrying some extra sticky labels that are a bastard to peel off saying "Nice Motorcycle, Idiot!"


Why mess with a label grab yourself a small rattle can of shocking lime green spray paint :eek


Yeah......you could do a quick pic of a Kwak down each side so he complies  :D
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« Reply #599 on: 09 February 2016, 11:11:56 pm »
sounds like a plan