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Help!
« on: 04 November 2014, 10:27:58 pm »
I have filled my bike with diesel :\

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Re: Help!
« Reply #1 on: 04 November 2014, 10:55:09 pm »
Twat!

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Re: Help!
« Reply #2 on: 04 November 2014, 11:02:13 pm »
Yeah..that's a big help mate..I got to get to a competition in Cardiff in the morning

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Re: Help!
« Reply #3 on: 04 November 2014, 11:44:49 pm »
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Don't think that will help the performance any.

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Re: Help!
« Reply #4 on: 04 November 2014, 11:47:28 pm »
Twat
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Re: Help!
« Reply #5 on: 04 November 2014, 11:50:05 pm »
It seems to run ok but it's very smoky..will it get me to Cardiff from Pontypridd in the morning?

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Re: Help!
« Reply #6 on: 04 November 2014, 11:50:07 pm »
You have my deepest sympathy. But you're still a twat.

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Re: Help!
« Reply #7 on: 04 November 2014, 11:51:19 pm »
Seconded!
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« Reply #8 on: 04 November 2014, 11:51:23 pm »
It seems to run ok but it's very smoky..will it get me to Cardiff from Pontypridd in the morning?
Depends how much diesel - syphon out what you can, brim to the top with petrol, you'll probably be fine.

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Re: Help!
« Reply #9 on: 04 November 2014, 11:51:52 pm »
This is where you should have bought an FZS - easy to take the take off to drain it!

Get that shit outta the tank, and put some decent fuel in.  ;)
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Re: Help!
« Reply #10 on: 04 November 2014, 11:56:11 pm »
My mate from the gym says I should fill it up with Acetone ..like nail varnish remover and that will turn the diesel into petrol kind of...

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Re: Help!
« Reply #11 on: 04 November 2014, 11:57:45 pm »
Dear God...yes Acetone should be fine..if you haven't got any white spirit
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Re: Help!
« Reply #12 on: 05 November 2014, 12:00:13 am »
Have you tried mixing 2 parts mahogany with 1 part redwood fake tan

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Re: Help!
« Reply #13 on: 05 November 2014, 12:01:45 am »
 :agree :rollin
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Re: Help!
« Reply #14 on: 05 November 2014, 05:50:43 am »
I have filled my bike with diesel :\

Hey cheer up....it could be worse

you could have filled the bike with weasel.......now that would make you sad...I hear they can be quite dangerous.....& you have to purge them from the tank with either owls, hawks or eagles which aren't commonly stocked at the services these days.

besides it's ok to ride a petrol bike with diesel in Wales......so long as you make loud tractor noises inside your helmet and don't go above 1500RPM
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Easiest way to go fast........don't buy a blue bike

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Re: Help!
« Reply #15 on: 05 November 2014, 06:37:21 am »
Hawks you say, Owls you say, what about parrots. I imagine he is as sick as one :rollin
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Re: Help!
« Reply #16 on: 05 November 2014, 06:45:37 am »
This is where you should have bought an FZS - easy to take the take off to drain it!
Great selling point

Get that shit outta the tank, and put some decent fuel in.  ;)
100% Reap seed oil is the healthier option

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Re: Help!
« Reply #17 on: 05 November 2014, 07:04:42 am »
Whoever said to put acetone in was an idiot! What you need to do is thin the diesel out with warm water and a drop of fairy liquid.

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« Reply #18 on: 05 November 2014, 08:10:28 am »
Add 6 wheels and about 500 burgers and start murdering prostitutes... Put a foreign plate on and bobs yer uncle...can't see what the Foccin problem is.
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Re: Help!
« Reply #19 on: 05 November 2014, 08:15:56 am »
Oh god. He's back.
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Re: Help!
« Reply #20 on: 05 November 2014, 07:19:32 pm »
Fat Jeff at the gym took a look at it and he took the fuel tank off and poured the diesel into his WW2 Jeep. He says I need to run it on paraffin for a couple of days but now it wont start..any ideas?

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Re: Help!
« Reply #21 on: 05 November 2014, 07:23:03 pm »
Clean the plugs and fill it with unleaded...
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« Reply #22 on: 05 November 2014, 07:27:51 pm »
Fat Jeff at the gym took a look at it and he took the fuel tank off and poured the diesel into his WW2 Jeep. He says I need to run it on paraffin for a couple of days but now it wont start..any ideas?
Start going to a different gym??  :rollin :rollin :rollin


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Re: Help!
« Reply #23 on: 05 November 2014, 07:48:31 pm »
Clean the plugs and fill it with unleaded...

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Fat Jeff at the gym took a look at it and he took the fuel tank off and poured the diesel into his WW2 Jeep. He says I need to run it on paraffin for a couple of days but now it wont start..any ideas?
Start going to a different gym??  :rollin :rollin :rollin


Mark :lol


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« Reply #24 on: 05 November 2014, 07:52:39 pm »
Fat Jeff at the gym took a look at it and he took the fuel tank off and poured the diesel into his WW2 Jeep. He says I need to run it on paraffin for a couple of days but now it wont start..any ideas?

Christ, the nurses took their time getting you washed and dressed today didn't they?