Date: 28-03-24  Time: 21:47 pm

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3550 on: 16 March 2017, 09:30:09 am »
Said the guard
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3551 on: 16 March 2017, 01:21:02 pm »
With a card

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3552 on: 16 March 2017, 04:58:24 pm »
In his arse

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3553 on: 16 March 2017, 05:29:05 pm »
For his mum

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3554 on: 17 March 2017, 09:09:19 am »
as it was

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3555 on: 18 March 2017, 09:35:40 pm »
Up her bum

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3556 on: 20 March 2017, 02:38:32 pm »
shagging her chum
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3557 on: 20 March 2017, 02:42:09 pm »
with chewing gum

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3558 on: 20 March 2017, 05:00:17 pm »
"You want some??"

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3559 on: 20 March 2017, 06:26:09 pm »
Said the guard
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3560 on: 20 March 2017, 11:22:08 pm »
To the Mum
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3561 on: 21 March 2017, 09:36:33 am »
playing the flesh
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3562 on: 21 March 2017, 12:05:19 pm »
Trumpet like a

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3563 on: 21 March 2017, 01:12:06 pm »
one eyed strumpet

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3564 on: 21 March 2017, 02:22:18 pm »
eating a crumpet
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3565 on: 21 March 2017, 04:17:05 pm »
covered in slippy

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3566 on: 21 March 2017, 04:30:43 pm »
Old man grease

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3567 on: 21 March 2017, 05:42:12 pm »
  from her crack

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3568 on: 21 March 2017, 06:18:00 pm »
in her sump

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3569 on: 21 March 2017, 11:58:13 pm »
Pan smelling fishy
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3570 on: 22 March 2017, 07:23:32 am »
emulsifying into a
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3571 on: 22 March 2017, 09:45:09 am »
Rancid smelling gash
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3572 on: 22 March 2017, 11:41:44 am »
ready to splash

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3573 on: 22 March 2017, 12:02:18 pm »
With cheap aftershave

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #3574 on: 22 March 2017, 03:47:08 pm »
and wood shavings